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Time to set the "No Incidents in the Last # Days" sign back to Zero.

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But they’re already on probation.

They are? Well, as of this moment, they’re on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

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by UOSportsDude on Mar 7, 2010 1:34 AM PST reply actions  

Meh

So below scope.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 7, 2010 1:54 AM PST reply actions  

this one goes into the “big effin’ deal” file

by WhenDUXattacK! on Mar 7, 2010 1:55 AM PST reply actions  

I want to say "So, big deal"

But these guys have to see what’s going on. Sure, most college kids are going to drink at some point or do something stupid, I understand that. But you’re on scholarship, a number of other guys on your team have been busted lately for stupid stuff putting everyone "on notice, AND a buddy of yours just lost a year of playing time for driving drunk? How stupid can you be?!

by JonathanPDX on Mar 7, 2010 2:57 AM PST reply actions  

It is was something else, I might be able to get along with this line of reason. But it’s a freaking minor in possession. I just can’t get upset about a college kid for drinking.

And as this is pretty much a harmless citation, we can laugh it off, and I believe most national media will as well. Sure, some blow hards won’t, but I could care less what they think.

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by jtlight on Mar 7, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Be prepared for Canzano’s 5,000 word column about how the continuation of the process of CK losing institutional control is happening yet again.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

If your Going to Drink Don't Get Caught !!!

MIP…a fine and community service.

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by bigdawgdaddy999 on Mar 7, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

could or couldn't care less?

… here is the rub: Kelly was just on ESPN the other week saying that his players had to realize that playing football was a privilege that could be taken away if they don’t follow the rules. The MIP is not the issue, the fact that the line was drawn and crossed again is the issue.

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.

by Gekko Mojo on Mar 8, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

First, I’d say that the line has been drawn for some time. If you break team rules at Oregon, you’ll be punished severely.

I also don’t consider an MIP to be “crossing the line.”

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 8, 2010 7:48 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't really disagree ...

… but does CK consider it as crossing the line? Do his bosses?

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.

by Gekko Mojo on Mar 8, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly’s a minor?

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

OK, OK move on

 I don’t think you should reset to zero on this one. college kid + beer = normal. They are 18,19 and learning about life, let them live it making small mistakes along the way. No mistakes here at 18, or 19….er… except for that Viet Nam thing. I am glad I don’t live in a glass house like the duck football players do. Any real news out there?

by ducky darling on Mar 7, 2010 6:49 AM PST reply actions  

I agree….. I mean yes this is horrible timing for this to happen. But lets remind ourselves that they are college kids and it is offseason. Im just glad it wasn’t drugs!!! The newspaper is just on on our junk because of all the events prior to this.

by DUCKERDIE on Mar 7, 2010 7:52 AM PST reply actions  

Normal and no huge deal, yes. Actual police action, and press, also yes.

Reset to zero. Did we make it to double digits that time?

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 7, 2010 7:53 AM PST reply actions  

I think we made it to double digits

There are about 180 days left until football season starts. So, if (and that is a big IF) the players can consistently wait ten days until another stupid move on their part, we only have to deal with another 18 or so arrests. Not bad.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 7, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Not too shabby at all.

Maybe one violation per scholarship player, or one for every player on the roster is acceptable. They should make sure to talk about it and coordinate so they don’t duplicate any given offense, that would be less interesting. Each player should have his own specialty offense.

Some possibilities:

Racketeering – CE Kaiser
Urinating in Public – Casey Matthews
Impersonating and Officer – Kenyon Barner
Conspiracy to Commit Mail Fraud – Jeff Maehl
Unlawful Use of an Architect’s License – Boseki Lomboko

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 7, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

For that last one,

can we rename that the Art Vandelay??

by oregon_fan on Mar 7, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

ha seinfeld reference

But isn’t it Vanderlay?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Mar 7, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Nope, it’s Vandelay.

And you wanna be my latex salesman?

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

it pales in comparison to others sure

and its not a big deal when you look at it objectively. but put in context with all thats been going on, etc. and its worthy of a facepalm

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 7, 2010 8:10 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

I'm outraged!

Outraged that a college student is dumb enough to get CAUGHT by a cop while drinking. I started drinking when I was 13, and nearly every weekend until I was legal. Zero MIP’s, ever.

Come on Kaddu, you Kaddu better than that.

Oh come on, somebody had to make that pun, it may as well be me.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 7, 2010 8:23 AM PST reply actions  

13?

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 7, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t even think we can call this an incident.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 7, 2010 8:53 AM PST reply actions  

I think we can

There’s obviously no reason to get all self-righteous about it, as I’m sure 98% of us enjoyed some sort of alcoholic beverage in college. But I don’t think it’s too much to call breaking the law an incident. Especially when these guys are now PAINFULLY aware at how precisely they have a microscope trained on them.

At least we could hope that if/when they’re going to drink, either stay out of public or don’t drink enough to where you’re going to do stupid crap and draw attention to yourself.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 7, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

98% of the college kids in Eugene were probably drinking at 12:38 in the morning.

But Kaddu was just one of the unlucky ones that got caught.

Face the facts, kids drink in college, and sometimes get busted. It’s not a major issue, at all. He’ll pay a fine or do community service, and it will be over with.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions  

That's not true

Not that many kids drink. Most of my friend drank maybe three or four times before we turned 21. Were we typical? No, but we knew quite a few people who didn’t need to drink to have a good time.

Look, it’s still against the law, and the law is there for a reason, even if you don’t agree with the reason. I never said it was a major issue, but it is an incident, and Kaddu should have been smarter than that. If you do something illegal, you’re not “unlucky” if you get caught.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 7, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

And by “smarter than that” I mean “smart enough not to get caught.” I’m not going to start passing judgment on kids who are drinking underage. I drank. Many, many other kids do it. Just don’t do stupid shit, as QuackinAK mentioned below.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 7, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes, drinking when you’re under 21 is against the law. But I personally think it’s a counterproductive law that does more harm than good.

So, I honestly don’t care if our players follow that law, as long as it doesn’t get in the way of their other obligations.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 7, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree with you about the drinking age, but isn’t this a pretty clear case of getting in the way of his obligations? Namely the obligation not to f*ck things up for the team? I don’t begrudge him getting drunk, but getting lit to the point to doing what he did, given all the recent crap…what a maroon.

by grimc on Mar 7, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate maroons.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 7, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn't mean that literally. But a large majority probably were drinking at the time.

Fact is, it’s not a big deal that will probably be blown out of proportion by the media.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

These guys need to smarten up.

They need to realize they each have a GIANT BULLS EYE on their backs. They need to stay squeaky clean, or at least be smarter about their ‘indiscretions’. The fact is that if they get so much as a jaywalking ticket, it’s going to make headlines.

by oregon_fan on Mar 7, 2010 9:01 AM PST reply actions  

Wait, college kids drink!?!?!?!

News to me.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

I don’t remember drinking in college.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 7, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

obviously you drank too much

by echo31 on Mar 7, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like it was just the right amount to me.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

OT but

does Kent get to coach in the Pac-10 tourny or is he done?

Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos

by 6meangreen6 on Mar 7, 2010 10:06 AM PST reply actions  

He coaches til the end of the season, so yes.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 7, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged for answering a “Is the answer A or B?” question with a “yes”

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Mar 7, 2010 10:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Come on Dom, you said flagged. Where’s the flag? I wanna see you actually flag Jared. Go ahead, step up and do it.

/laughing with you, not at you

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

flagged for being a flag poser

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 7, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

So what happens if...

they get hot, Porter shoots out of his mind, and they win the Pac 10 tourney. They get a bid to the Big Dance, make a Cinderella run and make the Final Four!!!

by oregon_fan on Mar 7, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

ok....

I’ll stop drinking now…

by oregon_fan on Mar 7, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Probably like how Arizona made their tournament run last year with (pardon the pun) a lame duck coach

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Mar 7, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

While I agree that it is just a MIP, not a big deal at college, but....

What the hell was he doing trying to get into his car? This is still a coachable moment he got caught because he was doing something stupid. Just because you are drunk it doesn’t mean you have to be stupid. Have fun, but please stop doing stupid shit!

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Mar 7, 2010 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t care about the MIP part of this. But being anywhere near a car, or trying to get in one, that was disconcerting. Luckily for him, it did not progress to that point.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Mar 7, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

i’ve slept off my drunk in my car on numerous occasions

by echo31 on Mar 7, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

JT – I concur that MIP isn’t that big a deal. Bad timing, though, and much overreaction will ensure. That said, I think there may be a record number of attendees at Chip Kelly’s Monday Night Lights sessions when the time comes. I think Chip should invite the entire community to come watch the rule breakers run ’til they puke.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 7, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

This

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Mar 7, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

it wasn't HIS car

it was someone elses.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 7, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I'd laugh at this

But MIPs are a prerequisite for graduation at WSU

by Brian Floyd on Mar 7, 2010 11:31 AM PST reply actions  

Aren’t there classes on this at WSU?

Becoming a Drunk 101.

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 7, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they are high school classes that are a prerequisite for getting in to WSU

by echo31 on Mar 7, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Oddly enough

I’ve sat through “How to not get an MIP” sessions. The moral of the story is don’t be stupid and they won’t cite you

by Brian Floyd on Mar 7, 2010 12:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

cougfan

shoot me an email. It’s in my profile

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 7, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

They actually teach this, huh.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 7, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

don't you mean

AP how to not get caught with your sister??

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 7, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

We have that too, but I don’t have to take it since I’m an only child.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Well,

Any cousins?

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 7, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, but none in-state.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I think I have a new favorite Duck...

In talking to Ryan Clanton on Facebook, he wanted me to convey to the fan base that any help in keeping the team out of trouble is appreciated. Also…

“we have alot of making up to u guys but the whole team is dedicated”

and

“yeah but we are all a team and i am willing to take the responsibiliy of my teammates” (in response to me commenting on how it’s a shame that the players who don’t get themselves into trouble have to pick up the slack for the ones that do)

This is the kind of attitude that the team needs going forward. I love it.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 7, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

In the few photos of him I have seen, he looks mean.

I like a mean offensive lineman, he should shape up to be a great player.

Gotta love that attitude as well.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice guy.

But you can tell he isn’t on the field.

He went on to tell me that he was “ready to kick some SEC ass”.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 8:00 AM PST reply actions  

America, FUCK YEAH.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

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