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It was an almost incident free weekend, but after Josh Kaddu's citation, we're resetting the clock just to be safe. On to the non-legal quack!

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More notes from non-rev sports: Stunts & Gymnastics won the Northwest Invite 245.06 to 216.88 (Portland State) to 215.45 (Cal Poly), while lacrosse played well but ultimately fell short of #19 Louisville by a score of 13-10, at Mac Court and Papé Field.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 8, 2010 8:42 AM PST reply actions  

Can’t wait to hear the outrage over Les Miles’ reaction to Terrance Toliver’s arrest:

“We are going to investigate it thoroughly to find out the facts and then act accordingly.”

Sounds familiar..

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/2010-03-07-lsu-players-arrested_N.htm

by caguirre91 on Mar 8, 2010 8:55 AM PST reply actions  

Les better go on Canzano’s radio show and explain himself. Clearly he’s not sending a strong message.

/sarc

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Les Miles has clearly lost control of his team.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

Pac-10 expansion

Here’s an article that looks at Colorado switching to the Pac-10 that has some interesting numbers both for and against the move.

by ntrebon on Mar 8, 2010 9:06 AM PST reply actions  

The alumni base numbers were a little shocking. Nearly four times as many Buffs living in Pac-10 country than the Big XII states? That’s a pretty great reason to switch.

by omb on Mar 8, 2010 10:15 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I was surprised by those numbers too.

by ntrebon on Mar 8, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Not a surprise at all, when you think about it.

Boulder is pretty liberal, compared with the red states of the rest of the Big XII. CU grads want to move to paradise, not Kansas or Oklahoma or Nebraska.

For that matter, I’d be interested to see how many Texas grads stay in Texas. Austin’s not quite as lefty as Boulder, but it’s significantly more progressive than, say, Waco, or even Dallas.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Know what I liked about this article? It wasn’t a debate over round-robin vs conference championship stuff. It wasn’t a cupcake debate – it was a numerical impact analysis for Colorado, the Pac-10, and to some extent, Utah.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Interesting piece

“The faculty overall on campus in their academic and research work would feel a stronger connection to Pac-10 institutions than to Big 12 institutions,” CU faculty athletic representative David Clough said.

I am still totally lost on the relationship between the conference arrangement, which seems largely based on sports competition, and a school’s academic research and faculty. Despite my ignorance, it is pretty apparent that the schools find it important. And it seems that the quality of institutions in the Pac 10 would make it attractive for CU. So good for us.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Its because of non-rev sports

Think about it, for most of the Pac-10’s athletes, there will be no pro career and so a key issue in picking a school is academics.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Right, but you’re talking about an individual school. If I’m a track star in high school who also wants to go to an accomplished academic university, why do I care what the academics are like at the other schools in the athletic conference? As long as I get to run track and do research, why do the other schools matter?

Cougfan tried to answer this awhile ago, and I still never really got the connection. It’s obviously THERE, I’m just not seeing it. I’m willing to accept the fact that I’m just dense and not getting it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm with you and am only offering guesses.

It seems like the conference wants to keep the same ways of having a bunch of research institutions. I guess the way to look at it is that they don’t look at themselves as an athletic conference, but look at themselves as a grouping of schools with similar missions (research and athletics combined). Since a unanimous vote is required, and Stanford has never wanted a mobile home to move in to it’s community of mansions, the conference has continued to stay how it is.

Personally, I really don’t care and I don’t know what the connection is to athletics. But I think that the conference wants to keep its image of not being just athletics, but being well rounded.

Also, holy crap Stanford has $17.2 BILLION in endowments. 5 times the amount the second place school (USC) has.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The Leland Stanford Junior University

Is rich…

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

You’re probably right. I just have a hard time believing that the conference would have such a strong motivation to keep the academic prestige when there isn’t some substantial monetary value tied to it. Maybe the marketing benefits of being able to advertise yourself as a conference of athletics AND superior academics are really that lucrative.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Question mark for Paul Westhead's offensive style?

With all that up-tempo run and gun, it sure seems like the women’s team ran out of gas. Maybe that was predictable for a first season. It will be interesting to see if the team can avoid that in coming years as Westhead inserts more of his own recruits.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

We ran the Westhead system at Grinnell

And the way it worked for us to avoid that is we changed out all five players every 2 minutes, like a hockey line change. It is a tiring style to play but fun.

Westhead is making progress to be sure.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Tajuan Porter, [who] won his second straight team MVP, and will go down as the best most prolific shooter in Oregon history.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:12 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

+1

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions  

fixed

it’d be James Davis Luke Ridnour

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno...

Ridnour was streaky. Jackson was the best pure shooter from my era (1998 and on). Can’t comment on players before that.

by MurphyLPiddleton on Mar 8, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

jackson was a slasher type too

hence freddie jones doesnt make the list

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Speaking of which

I have looked everywhere for a DVD or replay of that Colorado NIT game at Mac Court when he scored the last 24 points of the game. Anyone know of this in existence anywhere?

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

quinn comes to mind

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I sold him short...

…it was 29 points in a row, 31 out of the last 33. I got goosebumps reading those articles again just now while Googling for it.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Man do I miss watching the Lukes and Jones play. That was a fun season.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the kind of memory

that kept EK around for so long. It’s just sad that Luke Jackson was the poorest NBA fit of those three guys, because I would’ve loved to keep watching him. Anyone know how he’s faring in Italy?

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

i watched that game at Gypsy in PDX w/ Katy Brown (the channel 2 sportslady), Rob Marciano (cnn weatherguy) and the FoxSportsNW guy who does mariners’ games – Waltz i think.

they came over to me and asked what i was soo excited about (they were out and didnt have access to the game). after a explanation about Jackson going crazy, they hung out, bought a few drinks and watched the whole 2nd half/OT with us. then they sang terrible and hilarious Karoake. who knew we were also watching a future Real World cameo star in David Harrison from Colorado?

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by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

it’d be James Davis Luke Ridnour John Murray.

Oh, you said 20 years. Never mind.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

If you aren’t old enough to remember seeing a game where there wasn’t a 3-point line, you aren’t old enough to know better, so, you’re excused.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Do I get a keg sticker for that shit?

And no, I’m not paying $123K for it.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember seeing Orlando WIlliams light it up during the early 90’s. He was Oregon’s career leader in 3’s until Porter surpassed him this year. Davis had a better overall percentage than Williams, though.

by ntrebon on Mar 8, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

Also

I wouldn’t think of Ridnour as a pure shooter. He was the total package PG, and yes, clutch as hell. But comparing Tajuan to Rid is apples and oranges, I’m talking about a sick shooter.

Orlando was pretty great too. And Luke Jackson is my favorite Duck of all time, could light it up like crazy at times (anyone see the NCAA 3-pt cotest in their skills exhibition after his senior year?), but when James Davis had the ball, you knew where it was going.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

Jamie for THREE!!!

Davis had some great nights hitting treys, no doubt benefiting from playing on the same court as Luke, Luke, and Freddie. Too bad he couldn’t put down the last two open shots he got in the 2003 NCAA tourney vs. Utah

by moatman on Mar 8, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

guess who found your 1983 yearbook picture today jeremy?

now if you could tell me when other major members of ATQ graduated from SEHS then i’ll put together a little scrapbook of sorts during newspaper ;)

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by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

oh i know this one

was it Rob Moseley?

I Don't Yell O I SCREAM!

by trumpetduck on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

very funny. I have a lot of free time on my hands.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha,

Rec’d.

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Ugh. Sophomore year? At least find the ‘85 book where there’s proof I actually lettered in football and baseball. And…back then we actually had newspaper work to do in newspaper class.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll look for the 85 book today

and i’m doing the coverage of the bball teams in portland. soooooo i don’t have to do jackshit till thursday.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 9, 2010 7:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I wrote and took pictures, so I always had darkroom crap to do. Of course, no one uses a darkroom any more. Becoming a lost art.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 9, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

couldn't find the 85 book

what years did other guys graduate

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by axemen23 on Mar 9, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Other people graduated in 86, 87, 88, 89...

90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99…

00, 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09…

And some other years too, if I am not porn.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 9, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually 92 in SEHS was pretty bad.

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by JShufelt on Mar 9, 2010 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Personally I didn’t like the ‘90 vintage, I’d also let the ’91 age a couple more years before trying it

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 9, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Baseball looking good

Doubtful we win the Pac-10 or make the tourney or anything like that but it’s a solid move forward for this young program.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 9:16 AM PST reply actions  

Beard Pleads Guilty, Gets Probation/Community Service
EUGENE, Ore. — Oregon kicker Rob Beard has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of physical harassment in a Jan. 24 street fight that left him seriously injured.

The Register-Guard reported that prosecutors on Friday said the 19-year-old Beard was so drunk that he doesn’t remember shoving a woman to the ground before he was beaten unconscious by two men who intervened on the woman’s behalf.

Lane County Circuit Court Judge Maurice Merten sentenced Beard to one year of probation and 100 hours of community service.

The two other men, 19-year-old Kirby Hawkins and 20-year-old Maurice Peterson, each pleaded guilty Friday to misdemeanor assault and were sentenced to 18 months probation.

LINK via the AP and ESPN I can’t link because the Oakland Airport’s Wi-Fi won’t let me, so here’s the link

sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4971743

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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Lookie here

Another top ranked Oregon team

Source: http://www.golfweekrankings.com/college/mens1/teamrankings.asp

Men’s Golf
1. Oklahoma State.
2. Stanford
3. Augusta State.
4. Texas.
5. Washington.
6. Florida
7. Texas A&M.
8. Florida State
9. Illinois.
10. Oregon

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

Given how much good golf there is in Oregon

I’m surprised it took us this long to become a national power. I know it’s the weather, but still.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 10:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Casey Martin FTW

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

ESPN reporting AJ Feely just signed with the Rams

Hope he gets a good shot this time.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Assuming they can get him

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Right but everyone thinks they go with Suh

And that the first QB off the board is..ugh, Jimmy Clausen, another overrated ND QB.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

What I'd been hearing is that Bradford is looking impressive

And the rams are going to be dumping Bulger’s contract. The Seahawks would like one of Bradford/Clausen to fall to 6 but that’s looking less likely. Gotta love the draft

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions  

as soon as bradford weighed in at 236 at the combine

the race for top QB was over.

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

No QB will have the same impact to improving a team as Suh will have. You don’t hesitate to grab DTs rated that high. They make your entire defense better.

There will be a capable QBs in Round 2-3 with McCoy, Pike, and LeFevour if they really want to draft a QB.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

And besides, Peyton Manning excepted

QBs drafted #1 are more often than not busts.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

You really couldn't be more wrong with your assessment

link

Quarterbacks:

There were 29 quarterbacks selected in the top 16 of the NFL Draft since 1993…

Hits: 13
Busts: 12
OK: 2
TBA: 2

Defensive Tackles:

There were 33 defensive tackles selected in the top 16 of the NFL Draft since 1993…

Hits: 15
Busts: 15
OK: 2
TBA: 1


Name me a defensive tackle that led his team to a championship.

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Holy data manipulation batman! That is such a bullshit article!

I don’t even know where to start… the arbitraries… self-fabricated data…

It’s like comparing apples to celery.

How about we show statistics for EVERY position? Then we MIGHT be able to establish a baseline.

Why put the "selected in the “top 16” when over half of the listed DTs are over the top 10 and ALL but FOUR of the QBs are in the top 10?

Name me a defensive tackle that led his team to a championship.

Give me an effing break. Name me a right guard that’s done that. Name me free safety that’s done that. I’m sorry, but just because the quarterback gets the spotlight, it doesn’t mean the other players on the field aren’t just as much (If not more) of a factor. Quarterbacks are deemed the “leader” because they are the signal callers. They communicate the plays. They read the defenses. Defensive Tackles don’t have that same responsibility.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

That should be included in lesson 1 of Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics 101. Why not define hit or miss using some sort of metric, like QB rating compared to average, or tackles/down compared to average. I’m certainly no expert at football statistics, but surely there has to be a better way to measure “Hit” or “Bust” other than “This is how I feel about it.”

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions  

St. Louis has done the safe pick thing in the past.

Carriker – DT
Long – DE
Smith – LT

The NFL is a quaterback driven league. Mediocre QB’s (aside from Dilfer) dont win you championship or generally even get you to the playoffs.

* Why top 16? I wanted to cover the top half of the first round, and anything below that gets distorted. For example, if a No. 20 overall quarterback starts and plays well (but not on a Pro Bowl level) for only 4-5 seasons, is he considered a bust? A top-16 quarterback would be, but a guy who is taken No. 20 isn’t expected to be a perennial Pro Bowler or anything.


Seriously if you refute the guys stuff go through each of the QB’s or the DTs and say where you disagree with him. I really cant. Is it simplistic. Sure but it makes a point.

DT’s bust just as much as QB’s. Think Glenn Dorsey. Everyone thought he was the second coming of Sapp. Two years and he has done nothing. Two sacks, thats it.

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions  

That still doesn’t address:

1) The ridiculous statement about DT’s not leading teams to Super Bowls, or

2) Why exactly Suh would be a bad pick at #1 when he’s the most dominant, NFL-ready player on the board?

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

But look at St. Louis just in the past two years, they (of course revisionist history) passed over Matt Ryan for Chris Long and Sanchez in favor of Jason Smith. Maybe Suh is a dominant player, maybe he isn’t (see Glenn Dorsey).

Albert Haynesworth was considered the most dominant defensive tackle but was/is he worth the money the Redskins gave him? Is Suh worth that much money? I would say no, but the best QB would be. Different positional groups are worth more money in the NFL.

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

And I dont back down from the claim that DT dont lead to Superbowls. Find me where they did.

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I would say the the New York Giants defensive line as a whole was the main reason for their Super Bowl a couple years ago. That Manning got the MVP in that game was a joke.

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by jtlight on Mar 8, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

This^

How many defensive tackles had phenomenal seasons/Super Bowls only to get mentioned once or twice because they’re not the QB. It’s not a DT’s fault his position doesn’t get the media attention.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You could argue the 2002 Tampa Bay Bucs too.

Simeon Rice, Warren Sapp…

The fact that Dexter Jackson got the Superbowl MVP over Simeon Rice was a total joke.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 3:53 PM PST up reply actions  

2000 Ravens

Somebody already implied it with Dilfer, but that team doesn’t sniff the Super Bowl without Ray Lewis (LB, I know, but still).

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

MLBs are the defensive QBs.

Lewis.
Singletary.
Urlacher.
LT.

Etc.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

"Defense wins championships"

Ever heard of it?

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

But look at St. Louis just in the past two years, they (of course revisionist history) passed over Matt Ryan for Chris Long and Sanchez in favor of Jason Smith.

A major fallacy here is you’re assuming they’d have the same production in Location A that they did in Location B.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, can we stop the Glenn Dorsey comparison? It’s almost like you have no argument if Dorsey met this “Walter Cherepinsky’s” expectations.

It’s a bit silly to dismiss Glenn Dorsey as a good player. Especially when the only argument I’ve seen against him is that he only has “2 career sacks”.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I am using Glenn Dorsey as a way to compare the hype that Suh is receiving,

Talk to any KC fan if you dont believe me.

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well

Suh isn’t a bad pick at all, but he may not be THE pick for Stl. They’re going in to this year, if they cut Bulger like I think they will, with AJ Feely and Keith Null as their QBs. As much as I don’t like need based drafting, they don’t need a DT, they do need a QB.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I miss Detroit always taking a WR

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Why? Is 2-time Pro-Bowl, 1 time Pro-Bowl MVP, 84.4 Career QB rating Marc Bulger a bad QB? Bulger reached 1,000 completions faster than any quarterback in NFL history. Maybe he’s past his prime – and yes, maybe they need a new QB. But it’s a bit silly to think the next young pup is going to pull a Roethlisberger at a position that is more difficult to make an immediate impact.

People look at the W-L, and blame the leader on the field. Maybe if the rest of the crew did their part (St. Louis’ ’07 OL was a joke), St. Louis might find themselves winning every once in a while.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

He's not a bad QB at all

The reason it’s believed they’re going to drop him is to save money. I don’t think he’s bad at all, but I do think they’re going to cut ties to save money, draft a QB and fill other positions of need. No matter who they draft at 1, they’re going to need to have the money to pay the price.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Picking a QB as the first pick of the draft is a bad way to save money. Matthew Stafford is costing Detroit about $13 million a year. Marc Bulger’s salary should be around half that.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Bulger is costing ~11MM a year

You beat me to the punch after I looked up his numbers. Either way, that top pick is gonna cost them at least $10 MM a year, whether it’s Suh or Bradford, in my eyes

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

According to this site
Bulger’s Salary in 2009 was $6.5. He’s already received his signing bonus and crap.

Also, he’s paid too much. And I have my doubts about Bradford’s success – especially in St. Louis.

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by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Contracts are confusing as hell

Looks like the bonus was decided up front but is spread across the contract to avoid the initial cap hit. So he cost 8.5 last year and who knows this year. I just took his contract and averaged it (horrible way to do it, I know).

I agree about Bradford, or any QBs, success in STL, but they do have SJax and a group of young receivers, so who knows. No matter who they draft at this point, they can’t pay without cutting somewhere and signing Feely to a 2 yr/6 mil agreement seemed to be a sign that Bulger was expendable.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

There is generally three sides to a contract.
1. Annual Salary
2. Guaranteed Income
3. Contractual Bonus

Annual Salary is how much he makes annually for duration of the contract and that he is with the team. If a trades before the contract expires, then the team that receives the player pays the remainder of the contract unless they resign as part of the trade.

Guaranteed Income comes in bonuses. Most of it is a signing bonus, so they get the money up front within the first year (Or two if it is a large bonus). They’ll get anything remaining by the time the contract expires, or when the team cuts the player.

Contractual Bonuses are payments the player receives for starting X games, or reaching some negotiated milestones. This isn’t that common for starters, but it happens for a lot of bench warmers. Joey Harrington had something like that when he was with Miami. If I remember correctly, someone in the front office didn’t want him to start his 8th straight game, because then they had to pay him a bonus.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

And I believe Bulger has no contractual bonuses (I know he has no roster bonuses), so they’re free of that.

They have til March 15th to dump him and not take the hit for it, or at least the big hit.

If I had to guess, the contract is backloaded since it was 6/65 without the bonus, I think. Either way, they’re on the hook for $2 million a year for that signing bonus here.

Point being in all this is that they’re in a crap financial spot and need to free up room and Bulger is the most likely guy they drop. If they really think they can run with Feely at QB, more power to them. In my eyes, it makes it more likely that they take Bradford/Clausen, though.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

This whole thing is an argument for relegation in the NFL

If St Louis isn’t able to draft with the sole purpose of making themselves a better football team, then the NFL is a fraud.

Of course, I despise the NFL, so I may be the wrong person to ask.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

If you think Bulger is a decent QB, wow!

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously if you refute the guys stuff go through each of the QB’s or the DTs and say where you disagree with him. I really cant. Is it simplistic. Sure but it makes a point.

A. I’m at work. I don’t have time for that.
B. How many of those DT’s have you heard of? Probably less than the QBs.

DT’s bust just as much as QB’s.

Who probably bust just as much as probably everyone else. Who really knows? He didn’t provide a baseline. Most DT’s that come in are not even close to the skill and physical level of Suh. Maybe he’ll be a bust, but his college production shows that he could also be one of the most dominate DTs in the history of the game.

Think Glenn Dorsey. Everyone thought he was the second coming of Sapp. Two years and he has done nothing. Two sacks, thats it.

Everyone that compared Dorsey to Sapp has no business analyzing college football. They are two different players in two different positions. Dorsey is DE on a 3-4.

DT statistics need to be thrown out the window completely when you judge them. If they can get statistical production, that’s great! But that isn’t their job. They are suppose to to tie up the offensive line, and create opportunities for other people. Example: Jamal Williams – one of the greatest DT. He played 11 years with San Diego. 13 Career sacks. Haloti Ngata – a freak of nature and considered one of the top DTs. 4 years in the NFL, 6 sacks.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Dorsey was drafted as a defensive tackle though

His team moved to a 3/4. Kiper had him at the top of his board, not that he is the end all be all (see Mike Williams)

Would you guarantee $40 million to a defensive tackle? I dont think even the best tackle is worth that. Peyton Manning/Tom Brady are though.

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Dorsey wasn't compared to Sapp? huh...

link

link

link

link

that only took me a minute though

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Everyone that compared Dorsey to Sapp has no business analyzing college football.

I didn’t say they didn’t compare him to Sapp. I said they have no business analyzing college football. (Though I didn’t mean to say “college”)

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-O-B-L-I-G-A-T-E-D-T-O-D-O-I-T"

by JShufelt on Mar 8, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions  

You are so right. everyone else is wrong. fuck it, you dont need any links or anything.

~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~

by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How is he supposed to link to his own opinion? I could say “bison are a totally underrated animal” and don’t need evidence to back it up. It’s an opinion. Calm the eff down.

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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

they are also delicious.

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by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Bison steaks are irrefutable evidence that vegetarians are wrong.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

this is a pointless argument

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by My Name is Bryce on Mar 8, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey!

I agree with you! How about that.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the Internet. It’s nothing but pointless arguments and porn. Sometimes both at once.

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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Example.

Pornstar A: Your tits are too big.
Pornstar B: Your dick is too big.
Pornstar A: This is pointless, let’s fuck again!

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Your opinion is Axemen.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 8, 2010 4:45 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

hehehehehe

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no I am axemen

wait…

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

A more realistic assessment..

How many of the top 10 players at each position selected in each draft are starting in the NFL 10 years later?

After all, draft positions vary from year to year. One season might see a glut of DTs, the next a bounty of OGs and TEs.

But linemen tend to have longer careers than the skill-position people, except QB.. and the highly drafted QB who comes in right away and has an immediate positive impact is rare (for every Sanchez, there’s an Alex Smith and a Matt Leinart).

Grabbing the top 10 by position regardless of where they were drafted can tell you a lot about the relative quality of the draft that year, if you go out far enough.

Suh isn’t just a safe pick. I’m guessing Suh will be a dominant player in the NFL for many, many years. STL’s decision has to be if they can AFFORD to pay him #1 pick money — and whether they can get enough in trade to make giving him up worthwhile.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

All-conference teams out

Singler is the only Duck on them as an honorable mention all-freshman team candidate.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 11:52 AM PST reply actions  

Saw this article today in Saturday’s R-G which has gone unQuacked:

Since 1967, the UO has had 11 athletic directors, six men’s basketball coaches, six head football coaches, five sports information directors and six presidents.
And one public-address announcer for UO football and men’s basketball.
Still Quackin’

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 8, 2010 12:30 PM PST reply actions  

The problem is

that he’s senile enough to think it never rains on Autzen Stadium.

Kidding, I love me some Essig!

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

If you Google

‘it never rains’ stadium
you see results for two college football stadia. I’ve been rained on at least once at each of them.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 8, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

My favorite moment at Autzen

Essig doing his “It never rains at Autzen stadium!” during a sleet/hailstorm in the ’01 Civil War.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

When Stanford came in 08 and he said “Sprinkles and drizzles don’t count; it never rains at Autzen Stadium.”

And when it was misting waiting at the top of the student section before SC, and stopped pretty much right when we got in. We all know why.

Tracy Porter's gonna score! TRACY PORTER'S GONNA SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HT Takimoto)

by AllSaintsDay on Mar 8, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

The Cal game in '05 was like that too

In the middle of a major rain storm. I started laughing when we did that.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

If I remember correctly, he said something to the tune of, “We seem to have lost our weather report” that day

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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember the UW game in '02..

.. when we lost in a downpour of rain and 42 unanswered Fuskie points, and Essig said something to the effect of “it’s time to retire that phrase once and for all.”

I don’t think I was too drunk to remember this correctly.

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I must not have been there that day

I don’t remember that at all. That game was probably one of the few I missed while I went to school there.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

“Missed” isn’t the right word.

You picked the best day possible to have something better to do.

I think we were ahead like 14-12 at halftime. I was standing in line for a dog chatting with other random fans, and the consensus confidence level was below zero.

The worst part was watching the hucking fuskies jumping up and down on the O at mid-field. That was brutal. I hope they enjoyed it, because that was the last time they managed to beat us.

I’ve been to some brutal games at Autzen over the years, but that one was probably the worst overall experience. Usually, when we get stomped like a narc at a biker rally, at least the weather cooperates. (notable exception — in ’79, losing to UCLA 30-3 in a sleetstorm was pretty gruesome)

everything is history, eventually.

by benzduck on Mar 8, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Fog Bowl 1993 was my worst

We got a keg of Pyramid Hefeweizen for the tailgate. Not only was it brutal cold in the Boy Scout parking lot (way too cold for beer…omg did I just say that?), but my buddy decided to plan ahead and TAP THE KEG THE NIGHT BEFORE.

We still haven’t let him off the hook. If there’s anything worse than cold beer in the freezing cold and fog, it’s cold FLAT beer in the freezing cold and fog.

Oh yeah, the game sucked too. 15-12 Beavs.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

i nominate the Indiana game as the worst ever attended. It was a heavy down pour…or maybe that was the 18 turnovers and the weather was fine…

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by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

A heavy downpour of SUCK! BAM!

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by Takimoto on Mar 8, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

these are all good nominees, or should i say bad

i vote uw in the downpour, that, how shall i put it, sucked the big one.

let’s never speak of these games again, things have changed.

My parents don't believe in Canzano either.

by Bill Musgrave on Mar 8, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

no downpour

but getting our asses kicked 55-16 by Wazzu the week after beating #3 Michigan is the worst game I’ve ever attended.

--Dave
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by David Piper on Mar 8, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

On the contrary, that was the best game I watched (never been to Autzen, sadly)

All while texting a buddy who went to Oregon. He stopped texting back after a while.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, that one was nice and sunny. I remember a long run (whether it was an actual running play or a punt/kick return, I’m not sure) that I think made it 14 – 3 or something. After that, the floodgates (no pun intended) opened. I think the Cougs had 42 points by halftime or something ridiculous like that.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I have to take this softball

38-2 in the first half. You guys got a safety in the first quarter.

Link the the box score if you want to relive the magic.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bet you have that url memorized so you can access it at any internet-capable computer terminal, just in case.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

It's even bookmarked on my phone

Under “In case of Oregon cockiness, click here”

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I had an “In case of Wazzu cockiness, click here” button, but that was on my Apple IIGS. I haven’t bothered since then.

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Meanwhile over at the Dam...

They are worried about Oregon’s brand

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Mar 8, 2010 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

i’m curious to know what others think the Oregon brand actually is cuz i dont think, even in the worst possibly scenarios, any of this hurts the brand. Does Oregon football monopolize the brand? i say no. i can’t think of one instance where off-field events determine the brand except for SMU in the 80’s.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

well if Kobe Bryant or Mike Vick can’t hurt that brand, i’m fairly sure Chip Kelly and Oregon Football can’t…(stepping down from the pulpit)…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I know my brand awareness is heightened.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Dude that's not your brand awareness alone

But it works.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s not hard to be the “most prolific” 3 point shooter in Oregon history when you take about 50 of them per game…

I have a mancrush on the Maehlman.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Greetings, Captain Obvious!

And sorry about that sarchasm I left in my wake.

by HoodRiverDuck on Mar 8, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Gonzaga and Oregon future head coach are getting everything they can handle right now from Saint Mary’s (school of Oregon’s former head coach).

42-38 Gaels

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 7:25 PM PST reply actions  

Alma Mater of....

Patty MIlls!

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 8, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

Saint Mary’s might actually take down the Zags

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 7:51 PM PST reply actions  

They're going to

Don’t know what this does to the bubble since I can’t decide if St. Mary’s was in or not. Lunardi says yes. So, the Pac-10 and WCC may get the same number of bids….awesome.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

No I think Gonzaga will get an at large. Meaning the WCC will have more than the Pac :)

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

ASU wins the Tourney, Cal gets an at-large bid.

In my opinion.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Fixed

ASU won’t win s the Tourney, Cal gets an at-large bid will

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Incorrect

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Fire Mark Few!

Too soon?

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by Gorbachav5 on Mar 8, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Not soon enough.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I would love it if Gonzaga fired Few.

Hey Gonzaga, “Fire Mark Few!”

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice to see the baseball team playing well.

We could have title contenders within a few years.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

Horton is an elite coach and recruiter. He has the facilities and capabilities to do it.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Clownzano claiming DUcks are going after PJ Carlesimo for their new coach

Interesting.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahah.

Whenever I hear Carlesimo, I will always think of the Latrell Sprewell incident.

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

He was a good coach at Seton Hall

Before he came to the NBA.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not a big fan of his creepy beard

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Why do I have a hard time believing him

I have a feeling his “sources” in the department would either
a) tell him to fuck off
b) feed him bullshit

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

It would be a good pick though

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

If you’re saying Carlesimo would be a good coaching pick, I couldn’t disagree more.

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

He took Seton Hall to a national title game

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

22 years ago…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously, in the 80’s. And really what of significance has he done since? Fired from 4 jobs, and he’s 60.

Now I’m not prejudiced against the elderly, but do you really see a 60 year old coach reinvigorating the Ducks basketball program? I don’t.

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

if we hire an old NBA guy, i want Hubie Brown. maybe if he’s tired of the NBA grind, Adelman wanted the Univ of Portland job a few coaches ago. he’s a great offensive guy.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hire Ron Jeremy!

…a.k.a Stan Van Gundy

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 11:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, at least if the team gets out of line

Ole’ Ron Jeremy has a discipline tool in his pocket.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions  

And team movie night at coach’s house could perhaps take a previously uncharted course.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 11:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 9, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Paul Westhead

would basically kill dunigan/crittle with all the running

Innocent until proven guilty.

by axemen23 on Mar 9, 2010 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

And the other 50% laughs

As Clownzano takes the bait.

Seriously, if you read his story on the front page of the O’s site it includes delusions of a Nike plot to get a certain type of coach at the Matt.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions  

rectastic!

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Agreed

Just reporting.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Greenery!

Did you know that playing in the SEC makes your football team inherently better than everyone else's?

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Mar 8, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

You bring about a damn good point.

You sir, deserve a Rec

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by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks,

We now know who the Ducks will not be hiring any time soon.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Please tell me that’s just someone playing a bad fucking joke on Canzano.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Upon furhter thought

i agree, tis BS.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 8, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m not saying Carlesimo would be the worst hire ever, but with so many dynamic young coaches out there? Surely we can do better than a re-tread. I laughed when I saw someone mention Lavin. Now I’m just at a loss.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Someone fed him a line and he bit it

I have to believe that’s what happened. Someone is using Canzano like USC used one of their beat writers while they were hiring Kiffin (Hey, look over here we like: Sark and a bunch of other guys).

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 11:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Worthy of consideration:

Tony Barbee – UTEP
Ben Jacobson – Northern Iowa
Stew Morrill – Utah State

All these guys do is win a lot of basketball games.

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I cannot believe I read that article

I feel dumber, way fucking dumber, for reading it.

by Brian Floyd on Mar 8, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Canzano < Billy Madison

"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.

by JConant on Mar 8, 2010 11:52 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel this is necessary

Mr. Canzano, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Canzano: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine

by Brian Floyd on Mar 9, 2010 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Adrian Wojnarowski: Via Twitter (@WojYahooNBA)

In past decade or so PJ Carlesimo turned down ND and St. Johns and has always told me CBB holds no appeal to him. Oregon would surprise me.
PJ came to hate recruiting when he left SHU in 90s, and it’s only more distasteful now. He loves pro lifestyle — even as asst. or radio-tv.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 9, 2010 12:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Steelers and Dixon

Have you guys been hearing the new story about Big Ben and the alleged sexual assault?

I know hundred million dollar superstars don’t go to jail for this stuff, but with it being the second accusation in a year, on top of his motorcycle crash a couple years ago, I wonder how it impacts Dixon. Does he become even more important because they wonder if one day their star QB is going to go too far and get himself arrested or suspended? Or might a bad team like the Rams try to pick up Dixon for cheap (if they drafted a DT over a QB) and let him compete?

by JonathanPDX on Mar 8, 2010 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

My favorite line from

Behind the Steel Curtain about this whole situation…

Call Dennis Dixon and tell him to start getting in some work with the WR’s.

Well Canzano, maybe your parents didn’t believe in you.
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by Matt Daddy on Mar 8, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Call the defensive backs and tell them to start playing better.

The only Steeler game I watched is obvious, and the DB’s played terrible against the Ravens.

This off-season officially sucks for FIVE reasons and counting...

by CaDuck on Mar 8, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Kyle Whittingham has lost control of his Utah football team:

“We plan to wait until the legal process has run its course before we make a decision on Tyler,” Whittingham said in a statement.

commenting on a top QB recruit who recently got into a little scuffle w/ his HS baseball coach and expelled from school.

http://sports.espn.go.com/highschool/rise/football/news/story?id=4977233

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 9:55 PM PST reply actions  

even better:

According to The Press-Enterprise of Riverside, the incident took place in a school conference room. Shreve, his parents, Redlands East Valley principal John Maloney and Cordes were all present. Shreve attacked Cordes after he informed the group of his decision to dismiss Shreve for not going to class and not respecting the coaching staff.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Mar 8, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

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