First of all, great work with the suggestions.  Rather than copy your suggestions verbatim, I used them as a starting point for my thinking.  That way, I can take full credit for your idea ;)  The art gallery after the jump.

Matt Daddy's idea for a TP shot selection chart meshed perfectly with an idea I was already working on.  I was wondering what goes through TP's head when he'd out on the court.  In honor of that, I've drawn up the three plays that Tajuan Porter runs when he has the ball in his hands.

Simple, refined, about 30% successful.  Let's continue!

My personal favorite.  Did Tajuan ever make a layup like this?  Even once?  

What an offensive gameplan.  Simply stunning.

I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't take a shot at John Canzano, right? Well, here ya go...

It's a miracle that the old curmudgeons even know how to use the Internet, but here's a look into their lives.

Here's a sneak preview of the new movie I'm producing. 

Lastly, here are two pictures almost as cryptic as Lost.  Post captions/descriptions in the comments section.

Enjoy, and feel free to post your own ideas as well.  This is a no Photoshop zone!  I want art so lowbrow it becomes highbrow, technology be damned.