Quack Fix: Dana Altman, LeGarrette Blount, and Recruiting News
The big news of the day is certainly the hiring of Dana Altman to replace Ernie Kent as head of the men's basketball team. I've seen some mixed reviews from fans on the hire, most centering around the fact that he was hired from Creighton and not a big name school. Altman has a track record of being a consistent winner (something that even Kent's biggest supporters couldn't argue about his tenure) and Pat Kilkenny's skill at bringing in coaching talent can't be disputed. Take the word "Creighton" out of the equation and I think that will ease people's minds when considering his other qualifications. On to the quack
- George Schroeder weighs in on Dana Altman's record at Creighton and how other coaches view him around the nation. In short, Altman may be one big time coaching gig away from winning big.
- Rickert asks the question that we all must be thinking... what does it all mean?!
- This is a must see video on the Omaha Media catching up with Altman on his departure to Oregon. The video is within context of a larger fix of news so only watch the beginning. His reaction to being confronted by a reporter was...interesting.
- More Omaha reaction to Dana Altman taking the Oregon job. There is definitely a feeling of "it was time to move on anyway" from a segment of their posters.
- KVAL is talking disappointment with the Altman hire and how fans should welcome him with open arms.
- The Altman hire is already making waves in the recruiting scene as Dwayne Polee decided to delay his announcement until he had a chance to visit Oregon and Dana this Friday.
- LeGarrette Blount signed a free agent deal with San Francisco yesterday. On the surface, that appears to be a good fit. Remember kids, work hard and keep your emotions in check on the big stage. You could end up costing yourself later on down the road. Deadspin also has a great screen grab of Blount "sleeping" during the draft.
- If you watched the baseball game yesterday, you witnessed one crazy game. The Ducks eventually lost in extra innings but they wouldn't go down without a fight.
Everyone have a great day out there and if you find any quack, please place it in the appropriate cubby below. Go Ducks!
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Ugh, the loss to USC sucks, especially when it was a game that we should have won.
Also, if I were Altman, I wouldn’t talk to a reporter either.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:45 AM PDT reply actions
found this nice little nugget
"Can’t let the Ducks have the best facility in the Pac-10, are you kidding me?"
No kidding, Damon. You’re too late. And its not even close.
--Dave
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He's apparently suffered a few too many concussions in his NFL playing days.
Wait, he didn’t see the field enoygh for that to happen.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
From what I have heard,
UW’s stadium is a little breeze away from collapsing. How about you make the structure safe before you make a shiney locker room.
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Yeah, Husky Stadium is almost as bad as Qualcomm. That place is a DUMP.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Qualcomm is pretty bad,
But I dont think that it is all that awful. The bathrooms are fine, and there are a decent amount of them. The locker rooms there are apparently awful though.
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I'm kidding.
I’ve only seen it from the outside. It looks like it just got plopped down in the middle of the desert.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
San Diego isn't a desert
Phoenix and Las Vegas are deserts.
--Dave
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Shhh dave he doesn't know about the Left Coast's geography
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true
he also thinks Tennessee has mountains. Here we call those hills.
--Dave
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Most visited national park in America=Great Smoky MOUNTAINS National Park, located about 45 minutes from my house.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
what you call mountains
we call a walk up the street
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okay, lets have a looksie
Clingsman Dome, 6,643 ft, highest point in Tennessee
Is that a Mountain?
--Dave
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Oh, shut up.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It is actually thought that the Appalaichian were once
almost as high as the Alps. Erosion has really done a number on them.
--Dave
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I know.
Our mountains are like the benzduck of mountains, and yours are like the axemen of mountains.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant as in the age.
Not as in the level of being good or not.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Highest point in the lower 48...
Mt. Whitney baby!
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That's way far away from SD, though.
I’m so excited about going to Yosemite this summer.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You will have fun there,
But mark my words, you will see so many busloads of Japanese tourists, its remarkable.
Dont bother going to the Eastern Sierras either, not nearly as pretty.
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We're only spending 2 or 3 days there, then going to SF, then back to Reno.
I can’t wait to see Lake Tahoe, too.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the part where QuackAK chimes in with Denali
Which will then be trumped by Pablo Neruda from the grave, and then the Dali Llama.
I’m pretty sure the Dali Llama is a long time ATQ interloper, and his first post will be a prideful defense of the Himalayas.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this like the ultra-axemen
you name dropped Pablo Neruda AND the Dalai Lama?
--Dave
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I'm checking the rule book right now...
But I think name dropping involves claiming to know them.
I’m only reading their minds.
AND ALL OF YOURS.. muuahahahahahah.
Oh, and if you are trying to get rid of me, compare me to axemen again and I’ll go ahead and kill myself.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
alas, you are correct
my bad. Dave was wrong twice in one thread. Its an ATQ first.
--Dave
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Get your shit together Dave
how else are we supposed to remain super-awesome?
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When you are the boss, you are never wrong.
Just make new rules man.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been to Pablo Neruda's house in Valparaiso, Chile.
Such an awesome place. He was such a visionary.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
I love Neruda, but Chile as a whole takes the cake.
I’ve been several times and love most everything there, people, lifestyle, variety of landscapes, all of it, Chile is a love of mine.
Oh, that Pinochet thing maybe not so much.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Same. I went there when I was 9 and would love to go again.
If it weren’t for plane rides like its, though, I’d go every year.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Dave, this one was semi-name dropping.
Or name house dropping. Residence dropping.
Stalking.
Or something like that.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I really that predictable?
I mean the operative phrase there was “in the lower 48.” The fact that Alaska has 15 peaks higher than Mt. Whitney, cannot break the magical caveat of “in the lower 48.”
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
I love the term "lower 48"
what does it mean for Hawaii?
--Dave
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Hawaii is the real question
Because Mauna Loa is something like 29,000 feet from the ocean floor
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Seriously.
It is the tallest mountain on Earth if you measure it in that manner
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Really?
So like if we drain all the oceans and run a freaking long tape measure from the bottom of the Marianas Trench to the top of Mt Everest, that wouldn’t be as tall as Mauna Loa?
Or do mountains attached to continents not count in this game of superlatives?
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Why the hell not?
NO!
If we drain all of the oceans and measure upwards from the Marianas Trench, Brandon Bair would be the tallest mountain on Earth.
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Oh well Olympus Mons is the highest mountain in the solar system.
BAM
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 26, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Extremely low 1?
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Alaskans love to cite number one per capita facts, which we are in a bunch of categories.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
So tell us about Sarah Palin.
Because we all really want to know: WTF?
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Why the hell not?
yeah oh master alaskan
why the hell did you let her loose on us?
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it was Alaska secret ploy to get rid of her stupid ass
--Dave
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she's obviously an idiot
I didn’t vote for her, but lots of people up here love her.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
What can you say about somebody
Who can quit her job as governor, so she can cash in on her book deal, yet she is as popular as ever in the red states. I hear she is also getting a reality show. This is getting out of hand.
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Hahaha
Well actually, I cant laugh. Our freaking Governor is Ahhhnuuld Schwaretukrejwfnkjrenfj
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I can do a spot-on impression of him.
The governaaator
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
She's in Knoxville right now.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
How did that go?
How many protesters were clubbed to death like baby seals?
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Yeah, her email was hacked by a kid at UT, and she's here to testify.
A friend of the family is prosecuting the case. He says…she’s about what you would expect her to be.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it dates back to pre-Hawaii statehood.
Remember, Alaska was the 49th state.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
It really had nothing to do with you being predictable.
I just liked how everyone was one upping each other, so it had to end in the Himalayas.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah yeah yeah,
We all know that Mount McKinley is really freaking tall.
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And while we're at it..
What’s the native American word for Big Pointy Mountain East of Portland?
Because I’m pretty sure it’s not “Hood”.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Wy'east
the difference is that most Alaskans polled want to call it Denali, but the Ohio contingent in Congress, McKinley’s home state, created all sorts of hell.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
No shit? "Wy'east" is native?
I figured it was just some hick way of saying that some high school was a ways east of Portland.
Learn something new every day.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
yup
Mt. St. Helens is Loo’wit, Ranier is Tahoma, don’t remember what Adams is called.
But there is an ancient origin legend of an ancient war, where the gods: Wy’east, was battling Mt. Adams for the beautiful Loo’wit, they built the bridge of the gods and ultimately Tahoma got pissed and turned them all into mountains.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
That's not delusion.
The highest point in Louisiana is Driskill Mountain, a towering 535 feet above sea level.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
People tell me to go visit "mountains" all the time in Texas.
So thoroughly disappointing, every time.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I’m definitely not claiming it is. I’m just providing an actual example of actual delusion in calling something a mountain.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So, turns out I didn’t need to edit that sentence to include the word “actual.” Huh.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it, really emphasizes your point.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez, I live at an elevation about 500 feet higher than that.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Wow, is that someones compost pile in their yard?
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Composting in Louisiana? Ha.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can vouch that it happens at at least one house in Louisiana.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I can vouch that it happens at at least one in Tennessee, too.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, the shrubbish desert.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is why I went to the Tennessee State Geography Bee for 5 straight years, right?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This was directed at axemen. I reply failed.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
This was directed at axemen. I reply failed.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm aspiring to be you, apparently.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It is in fact Coastal Desert.
As is the case through all of Baja California. There are only 10.5 inches of rain a year at most.
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SUCK IT DAVE AND AXE!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Check for my name on this , this , this , this" , and this list.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude,
There are differing types of deserts, just as is the case with forests. Is the forest surrounding Eugene the same as the forest in Guatemala? No! Just as various deserts in California are much different than the Sonoran desert.
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it would seem to depend on your definition of desert
I would call it mediterranean, but the strict definition of desert being a place with less than 10 inches of rainfall a year, San Diego strattles the line.
Could be argued either way. Point TNAQ.
--Dave
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Yeah, the climate is Mediterranean, but the rainfall amounts are desert-like.
And who the hell is TNAQ?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you ever go to the King Dome?
Put it this way, have you ever stood shoulder to shoulder with 100 guys and peed into a communal trough, after waiting in a line for 15 minutes for the honor of doing so?
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Yeah, at a Tennessee game.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't let bathroom complaints go
without mentioning Mac Court.
--Dave
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why is that so bad?
I liked using facilities that were purchased as part of the New Deal.
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Funny you should say that,
My high school was actually constructed through some of FDR’s programs to create employment during the Great Depression in the 30’s.
I dont know if Mac court was or not
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no
Mac Court predates the New Deal and was built in the late ’20s with student fees.
Civic Stadium was a New Deal WPA project, though.
--Dave
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Right here.
Dave’s spot-on, as usual. The kids built the Mac.
Student fees ran most of what passed for the UO athletic department back then. Roughly half the salary of the football coach at the time, Cap McEwan, was funded by the ASUO. But the president still had ultimate control over all decisions; he had it both ways — take the student money, but ignore them if politically expedient. The story of how President Hall took on McEwan, and won, and ran the football program into the ground during his tenure, is fascinating, and the subject of a future Benzduck “Who Knew?” feature.
But I digress. The New Deal didn’t start until Roosevelt, of course, and in 1927 FDR was busy having polio, and figuring out how to run for governor of NY.
Apparently they have stopped teaching American History @ SEHS.. probably no room for it after adding Wymyn’s Studies to the curriculum.
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Why the hell not?
I knew Mac was very old,
But the fact that it was built in the 20’s is remarkable. How has it not collapsed and killed a few thousand people yet???
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I’ve always been amazed that it never burned to the ground during all those years that smoking was permitted inside the stadium. They banned smoking in the stands in the ’60s, I think, but you could still smoke in the concourses at least until the early 80s.
That old barn has a shitload of very, very, very old timber holding it up.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Having been there
The place shakes when their fans cheer and I don’t think its because they’re that loud. Its because the place feels unstable.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And there's historic precedent.
The north stands collapsed back in ’87.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Hahaha
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…BOOM
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As the Colosseum goes, so goes Rome.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wish there had been video.
I mean, they had it back when the Tacoma Narrows bridge collapsed, and all around the world first-year high school physics students have seen that dude trying to walk off the bridge and said “Ha ha, he looks like he’s drunk”.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
It's bad
I don’t mind the cheap seats up top, but am afraid they’ll fall over. The whole stadium is rickety. The bathrooms….wow.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the "0 recs" dialogue missing for anyone else next to the date posted?
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by qrsouther on Apr 25, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Yup, I've noticed this too. I think it's a site-wide alteration, since it's missing on the other SB Nation sites I visit as well.
It’s bothering me.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
SBN update
Recs don’t show up unless a post/comment gets a rec. On the plus side, you can now search for “rec” and find all the rec’d comments.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, I want to be the first to say this.
FIRE DANA ALTMAN!
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I think we're OK...
I don’t think we have any skeletons left in the closet. Lord knows just about every piece of dirty laundry has been aired publicly. Thank you O, Rachel Bachman, and Clown.
My reference was mostly tongue-in-cheek.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I was at the Thursday massacre.
I’ve never heard 20k get so quiet so fast, and stay that way until the 4th quarter when Rudy started lighting it up.
Then it was loud. LOUD loud. Too bad it didn’t last.
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Why the hell not?
I must say btw
Having been at the Blazers playoff win yesterday, Autzen is still louder but its awfully close.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was out to eat last night in a moderately-crowded place, and they had the Blazer game on at about normal volume.
At one point (when Roy came in, I think), the TV got so loud that the restaurant got quiet and everyone looked.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That's awesome. I love moments like that.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Yeah, especially in a place where I'm sure no one could care less about the Blazers.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
It was literally loud the entire game
Again the only thing that’s even close in my experience is Autzen.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
When Roy appeared on the screen
Coming out for warmups, the place absolutely erupted. It was beyond epic.
Roy gets an exception on my “I hate Huskies” rule since he is so freaking awesome.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Apparently they played the Rocky theme song
When Roy came in. I couldn’t tell, it was WAY too loud in there.
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I was at Red Robin during the Blazer-LA Game at the end of the season
And at the end the entire place started chanting Beat LA. It was very cool.
I Hate Your Ducks
I was at this awesome pizza place that you Oregonians can't eat at.
HA HA!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oh no
because we don’t have any awesome pizza places in this state………..
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i've already had this conversation with him
he’s stubborn about this.
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There is this one place I go to a thousand times every summer when I'm at my uncles house.
Escape From New York I believe it is called, in the Pearl District.
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La Perla has pretty awesome pizza here in Eugene
but Rocco’s Pizza in Portland is incredible.
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Rocco's and Escape from New York are both pretty good
Anyone tried Flying Pie out in Southeast on Stark (in the 70’s), each piece probably weighs 1/2 pound from all the toppings they put on, totally different from Rocco’s or Escape from NY, but pretty good for what it is.
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I was gonna say
I hate Rocco’s (more like a wedge of dough than a slice of pizza), EFNY is pretty good (grew up on it in high school), but Flying Pie is the best pizza in PDX. And I hate to say it, Woodstock Pizza in Corvallis is the best pizza in the state.
Woodstock is good
best in state? That might be a little overboard.
--Dave
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I'm open to hearing alternatives
but it’s a pretty high bar. In Individual Pizza Achievement, I’d go for Tracktown pepperoni, well done with extra sauce, but the condition I was usually in when I ate it is a huge factor.
A Pizza Scholls
but if you like bad pizza dont go there, it doesnt taste like it came out of a box. if you want that chuck e cheese is great tastes like if went from freezer to oven to plate everytime
#88
A Pizza Scholls is so good.
Also, Ken’s Artisan Pizza. And the PRI.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Rocco's is cheap though
and full of toppings
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although its a chain
Abby’s is really, really good. Might be my favorite. And while it may be a tad overrated, Track Town is still a quality pie.
There’s also some little shack in Zigzag on the way to Mount Hood that has really good pizza. Though the pizza is round, they cut it in squares. Kind weird. But the pizza is tasty.
--Dave
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Cutting pizza into squares is strictly a Tri-State (OH, WV, PA) thing. My grandparents live in that area, and that’s what they’re known for. There are some awesome pizza places up there.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
you just like abby's cause you can drop the kids in the arcade
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I like Abby's because I live in Woodburn
and the other options here are Dominos and Pizza Hut, which suck.
--Dave
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The name "Woodburn" reminds me of...

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr. Fucking Ratburn.
From a TV show called Arthur. You’re too old to know, unless your kids (if you have any) watch it.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
ah, okay
my son watches Arthur a bit, but not much.
--Dave
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Arthur used to be my favorite show.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If I know Arthur, does that make me not old?
’Cause I know Arthur…but only as a book.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
and although its really cheap and certainly not on
the list of best pizzas, I miss Pizza Pipeline. Tricky Stix FTW.
--Dave
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It's in Corvallis, that makes it porn.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have Mellow Mushroom. HAHA!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm addicted to that pizza, for sure.
Go to their site . I dare you. You’ll start slobbering all over your keyboard.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Here is where I ate last night. Yum
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This is starting to look like a Tako Tuesdays thread more than a QF.
Debating about pizza is normal, but there is no way we have ever debated Deserts defore.
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That's what happens when no one is here to lay down the law.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t haveMellowMediocre Mushroom.
Had it. Best in Atlanta, but that says more about the quality of pizza in the South than anything else.
Wrong. The one in Atlanta must suck or something.
I’ll raise you another place
It’s incredibly good. It’s in the middle of the “hood” too.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The pizzas are HUGE and cheap.
They get their cheese fresh from Wisconsin every other day. They make their own sausage and pepperoni. The crust is awesome and thin. Mmmmmm
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You like Oregon State, therefore, your opinion is axemen/porn.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s neither here nor there because you like Oregon State.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want my pizza place to sell Paninis.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
You're just mad because the Paninis get in your beard.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
reminds me of the ballpark commercials
Where the third arm comes out of places to feed the hotdog to the person
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
But I love sandwicheses.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t have to come to my pizza place then.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Nah, I was just mocking bad Italian
Panino = sandwich
Panini = sandwiches
Paninis = sandwicheses
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: LA is the only opponent for which it is acceptable to do that.
Any other “Beat [Team]” chants/shirts srsly need to go away.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I nearly bought a cheap seat (aka $45) to go up there yesterday
I’ve given up on kicking myself and have moved on to groin-punches.
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I am surprised that Blount signed with the 49ers,
It seems like they already have a stable of powerbacks in Gore and Coffee. At least they should have a pretty good O-line in a little while.
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Maybe he can play a FB sort of role
That’d work for him.
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The drink or the player?
I think they both do.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to watch the “Run Ricky Run” 30 for 30 documentary. I think it will be very interesting.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions
Now that I have a DVR, I can actually catch most of these 30 for 30's.
I have heard really good things about some of them.
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Yeah, I'll be DVRing it too. Some of the 30 for 30 documentaries have been excellent.
Ricky Williams has always intrigued me. Don’t ask me why, but he has. That’s why I’m looking forward to this.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
The Iverson one was really amazing
Actually, as was the one for the U.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Paul Westhead's was great too.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
My personal favorite, however, has been Without Bias.
I’m really looking forward to the OJ Simpson and Steve Bartman ones too.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
I agree that Ricky Williams is very interesting, the documentary looks very good.
I wish I could have caught “The U” when that aired, at least I should be able to watch the new one they are filming.
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He's just so interesting.
Quote from his mother about Williams from the trailer-
“And I’m like, why do you have to be the one that tries to change the world or change society or whatever? And that’s when he says, why not?”
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The 30 for 30's are great
The Guru of Go has been my favorite so far, but I’m also looking forward to the Tupac one.
I Hate Your Ducks
Guru of Go was great, though the U was my favorite.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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Without Bias was good too, forgot about that one.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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The Band that Wouldn’t Die was great as well, and the USFL one.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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the whole series has been pretty damn good overall.
I’m looking forward to Run Ricky Run.
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Without Bias>No Crossover
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Tuesday at 8 I think.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OT
but i’m about to play a crucial game on NCAA 10 (for tournament standing) and this guys record is 592-96
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Can this be defined as a name drop?
I think so.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for covering the QF this weekend.
I was reading on of the links posted yesterday about a few newcomers, and I am very surprised to read how well Terrence Mitchell has played so far. He sounds like he can contribute early, and is starting to sound like yet another classic sleeper Duck DB recruit.
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Gah, we should have swept them.
$#@$@*!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
question
I’m sure this has been covered before, but I missed it. I’m guessing you’re a Tennessee fan as well. Who are you rooting for in the UO/UT matchup?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Are you serious? Um, Oregon.
I just like Tennessee by default as my favorite non-Oregon/SEC team. I’ll be Oregon all the way.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, but it still should have been a sweep.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
how awesome is it
that we’re grousing about a 4-1 week in BASEBALL
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That's a valid point.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No, that was just an exception
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean, your signature says it all.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously.
Last season we would have been blown away by this result.
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Yeah, but we won the series, which I’m pretty happy with.
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Finally got to my first Duck baseball game. Took my father and a buddy. We had great row 6 seats just to the left of home plate, but I can’t imagine being disappointed with any seats at PK Park. Good facility. USC pitchers were unremarkable. The improvement in hitting for the Ducks – over last year – is pretty amazing. Got to see PK’s first grand slam by Altobelli.
Good times.
"...the noise is one aspect, but you can feel the intensity of their crowd." - Pete Carroll on Oregon's Autzen Stadium.
Ah, this made me happy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdJVGmb1IY
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
im guessing you have no idea
but does anyone know how hard it will be to get tickets to the civil war game this year? or any year when its away?
#88
surprisingly no
if you get them soon enough (before Oct. 1)
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buy season tickets
then sell all the other tickets, or eat the cost, either way most of the time its cheaper than buying scalped tickets if both teams are doing well
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If OSU sold out their games, it would be difficult.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
by JShufelt on Apr 25, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Blount changed his mind and is signing with the Titans
http://twitter.com/RavensInsider/status/12849689166
Makes more sense then the 49ers and he would be a good compliment to Chris Johnson
Well I'll be gadingdongdang
TQA8 has mastered the force and mind control.
Big ups and respec to you, jedi, you win the Blountwatch sweepstakes.
That is, if Twatter is correct this time…
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
So what? We have LGB and the Niners don't. Point, TNQA.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not turn to the dark side, young Jedi.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well,
At least TQA8 died of happiness. I mean, he spelled out his emotions as he experienced a stroke.
Signing with the Titans makes a lot more sense than the 49ers anyways
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Him+CJ2K+VY=Deadly Backfield
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
that
and the lowest IQ of any backfield in the league
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Ha. Could be true, but we'll have a Rhodes Scholar with a degree from Oxford playing safety, so that makes up for it.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
6th round for him is a steal
Those dumbass questions about his commitment because he did the Rhodes Scholar thing were ridiculous.
Yeah. He's a former 3rd team all america, for chrissakes.
I’m pretty sure the fact that he pursued a degree (and got one) at Oxford just reflects highly of him as a well-rounded person.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he won't be causing any trouble off field
Oh and that whole leadership thing, especially at the safety spot, is pretty good.
Rolle's IQ probably exceeds the three of them combined.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be very close...
All opposing defenses have to do is pose simple math equations for your backfield to figure out, you guys are screwed.
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I like it, it's like the boxing/chess phenomenon.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
We can say that Rolle is in our backfield.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No sir.
But that’s the point, you have to be able to answer a reasonable question before you can truck a DB.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LeGarrette may be the smartest guy in that backfield
Johnson got a 10 on his Wonderlic, Young got a 6 on his first try and a 16 on his second. LGB got a 16.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Aw, give Vince credit. He got an 8 on his first try, hence the Wonderlic prayer (said before the test by the players):
God is Good,
God is Great.
Let us score higher,
Than Vince Young’s 8.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How many points do you get for throwing away a shot at being a top 3 back?
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't know the difference between a 3-4 and a 4-3 because they can't count that high.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Cant blame Chris Johnson for being dumb...
He is clearly an alien after all. I mean, have you ever seen his teeth, or face, or hair? It would be tough to pick up an extraterrestrial language.
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That alien is fast as hell, though.
It blows my mind on a daily basis that he was the 24th overall pick. I doubt there’s a team that would have passed on him, looking back.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
A lot of people tore apart Tennessee for taking him that high...
Nobody knew he would be productive running inside, he could outrun everybody to the perimeter in college so he never ran between the tackles.
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Yeah, well they're all eating shit now.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Either way,
2000 yards rushing still wasn’t enough to make a playoff run.
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Not when your defense and Kerry Collins don't show up for almost half the season.
And we did make a playoff run. I’d say going 8-2 in our last 10 games is pretty much “a run”.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
but did it get you to the playoffs?
"The code word for going on two might be, you know, "Mickelson,’’ because he always comes in second – stuff like that.'’
Now aren’t y’all glad he didn’t get drafted in the 7th round?
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
by benzduck on Apr 25, 2010 5:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i thought they might draft him honestly
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Last night I attened the Autism Ball, a major fundraiser in Portland that happens once a year. It’s a black-tie event, really not the kind of thing I would normally go to, but since I work with a nonprofit that benefits greatly from the Ball, I had to be there. They have a silent auction and a live one, which featured a hilarious and very talented auctioneer. He had great lines like “There are no friends during auction, folks” and “Come on guys, this is marrige insurance here for just a thousand bucks!”
They auctioned off a Blazers suite for the 10-11 season, and a Blazers rep stepped up to add in 4 lower level tickets for the next home playoff game too. Then they auctioned off a set of Ducks season tickets plus a #9 Jersey signed by coach Kelly, and he wrote “Go Ducks!” on it too.
It was really cool to see these two teams make such awesome donations to our cause and it sure generated some excitement at the event. Things are pretty tight these days and several local Autism groups are going to benefit from these donations. I just wanted to pass the word along, because I thought you’d all appreciate seeing our Ducks and Blazers step up like this.
by JonathanPDX on Apr 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wonder how soon until blount will sign pics of "the punch"
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Awesome! Lil' Gorby, and now this!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Gawd, I hate rain delays.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
Axemen, you’re like ten.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
DONT LISTEN TO HIM TQA8!
AXEMEN IS ACTUALLY FREDDY KRUEGER!!! Or maybe he just wants to take advantage of you. Either way…
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Close, Axemen is actually CV3000.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok...so...I've been called both...but...
As a community, do we prefer shortening my name to “TQA8” or “TNQA8”? I see them both, frequently.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I shall call thee "Numbnuts" or TQA8.
One fewer letter, easier.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm a real hick
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
NobodyCaresEight
"The code word for going on two might be, you know, "Mickelson,’’ because he always comes in second – stuff like that.'’
by trumpetduck on Apr 25, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ocho
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I like.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I must admit, it has a nice ring to it.
Henceforward, ye shall be The Ocho.
Or numbnuts if people feel like it.
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by Bill Musgrave on Apr 25, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
interesting
“Oregon’s new coach, Dana Altman of Creighton, has coached 653 games in Division I and not one of them is against a Pac-10 school.”
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I always forget one
its a different one every time, but I always forget one. Stupid St. Lucia…..
--Dave
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I did this back in Jr. High history and nailed them all on the final map test
I have no idea if I can shake the rust and do it again.
you got 195? how long have you been doing this?
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off and on for a couple of months
I think my first time I was somewhere around 140
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Back in like 4th grade I would have easily gotten over 150.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah in IHS we had to know all this shit
I hadn’t tried anything like this in years
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ha
here in Woodburn, most of the high school kids can’t even name all the states.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Same at my school. It's sad.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't learn what you aren't taught..
.. unless you’re DIY motivated.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Oh IHS
what better place to learn about a language and culture you will never see!
by Andomania on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you moved on to the capitals quizzes yet?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
thats the one that I have no chance in hell
remembering the obscure countries is hard enough. The obscure capitals…impossible.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I can do the 50 states. No more
Fuck Capitals (I’m not putting boise in there)
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Boise's Not A State
Some Tulsa students looked it up.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I did the 25 most populous cities in the US according the 2000 census.
I got 21, missing Austin, El Paso, Jacksonville, and Baltimore. Embarrassing.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
....I know.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
they're talking city proper
not metro area. Jacksonville and El Paso have huge city limits and no suburbs.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
The 1800/1850/1900 population ones will mess with you. A lot.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Detroit is such a sad story
its like half its original population. And all cause the white man was scared of the black man
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
You and I have certainly had this discussion before.
It’s a really, really bad place. Makes for great ruin-pornography though.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
And because all the American car buyers were scared of the American cars.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
I knew every single country's capital in the fifth grade.
Seriously, I did a thing at the talent show. I don’t know why I was so interested in it but it was funny how good I was at it.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
The one I did earlier while still waiting the rain delay was harsh…name all the island countries of the world…no map.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I got 96.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I did that a few months ago at school with some friends and I got like 178 or something and then ran out of time.
I distinctly remember forgetting the Vatican.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
I got freaking Burkina Faso and forgot Afghanistan, for example.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So I guess 99 countries "screwed me"
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
133
Messed up on the polynesian states, the Caribbean, and all those f*n “stans” that I can never spell to save my life.
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Why the hell not?
They do give you some, I think.
Either that or I’m really good at remembering the hard to spell names in it.
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UK screwed me up.
I kept putting “Britain”.. “Great Britain”.. then thinking I wasn’t spelling it right..
Somehow I got “united kingdom” completely by accident.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
I got that one!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes you wonder why they even bothered to put that “a” in there.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
You forgot India and the US since you thought they were still a British colonies.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd give you credit for yet another Benzduck Is Old Joke..
“.. you thought they were still a British colonies.”
.. but I’m too busy laughing at your sentence construction.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Shhh
he’s from Tennessee. They don’t know no spelling shit theres.
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Uhh…everything is spelled correctly.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So I threw a random "a" in there. Big deal.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, maybe YOU have "a"s to waste..
Don’t make me go all grammar Nazi on you again.
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Why the hell not?
Soooo close to my goal of 100,
I got 98. Damn you easy countries such as El Salvador Guyana, and pretty much every country in Africa.
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Same here.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
And they usually end up getting AIDS from it....
Too much?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
Well put. I swear it took me 14 of the 15 minutes just to type out “Democratic Republic of the Congo”.
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2 more than me. Damn you!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Reading Surf magazines really helps out with Central America and the South Pacific.
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i've taken spanish since i was 6
so i cruised through central and south america.
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Same here.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kind of proud that the most obvious country I missed was..
Ecuador.
Could have been worse.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
how vivid are your memories of the Spanish-Mexican war?
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I remember the Maine.
That’s as close as I get to any Spanish warmongering.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Hurricane watching helps a lot with the Caribbean, although I don’t always remember what’s a dependency and what’s a sovereign state.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I was kind of pissed that it wouldn't let me enter Guam
and yet “Marshall Islands” was OK. Maybe I need to brush up on my US territories.
I lost interest once Oregon became a state.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Because it is the home of the family of the quarterback of which we do not speak.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This should help you brush up.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, five are really easy.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn’t think of 5 of the uninhabited ones, but I got the rest.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
I got the inhabited ones, Puerto Rico, and clicked give up
Wouldn’t have guessed any of the atolls.
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I didn’t get any of those. I kept trying “Bikini Atoll”… but we apparently nuked that one off the planet – or it wasn’t ever our territory to begin with.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
It sounds like such a nice place to test nukes
I picture Bikini Atoll as a tropical paradise filled with Hawaiian Tropic models.
there's a real place named "bikini bottom" however.
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Hahaha,
Was it there or the Marshall islands where our Nuke went WAY bigger than we thought? I am terrible with all of the Pacific dots of land
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146 out of 195. I ran out of time before I could hit South America.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
I didn’t get a lot of the Uzbekistan/Turkmenistan/Krygystan/Gofuckistans. I ran out of time before I could get to the Oceanic ones too.
The secret is I know Africa, Europe, and the Middle East VERY well.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
I think I only got about 10 countries in Africa.
Sad thing was, Djibouti was the first one I got.
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My mom lives in Kenya, and her and her husband travel around over there a LOT. It gets tricky with the spelling of the small west African countries, especially with the Frenchy ones.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Has your mom ever been to Obama’s birthplace?
I have.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
I'm going for the second time in June
Its too damn hot for me, but my wife seems to like it, and she wins. The scenery is quite spectacular.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on where you're going.
Most of Hawai’i never gets below 65 or over 85. That’s a range I can live with.
We have a small chunk of the Big Island, southeast of Hilo. It rains a lot, but is nice most of the time, and doesn’t get as baked as the Kona side. And, not as tourist-driven.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
My preferred temperature range is 50-65
we’re going to Honolulu, which is where we went last time as well. The interesting thing is we’re taking 8 high school kids with us…..
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta get off Oahu sometime.
Next time ditch the two-legged baggage and go to Kauai. You will thank me for the rec.
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Why the hell not?
yeah, I had a good college friend from Kauai
we’re going to Oahu because my wife is the travel club advisor for our HS, and we have to make the trip educational, thus Pearl Harbor and the such. We want t o get out to the smaller islands on a future personal trip.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
June is an interesting time of year to go to a place like Hawaii.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
I used to
Then a bunch of countries changed names and screwed me.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
there was a cool quiz that was interactive somewhere
but I can’t find it now. Oh well.
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I just did the state capitals one. It took me 3 minutes and 30 seconds. I’m disappointed.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
I just did the most populous world capitals one. I got 16/25. It was really hard. There were a bunch that came out of nowhere.
The only total swings and a misses on my part was forgetting about Tehran and thinking Vietnam’s capital was still Ho Chi Minh City.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
The last two sentences in the title of that post are totally that's what she said.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
so....
who thinks oregon can get 1 of ross, jones or leslie? and does it really matter that wiley, humphrey and crittle left if they get any 1 of them?
#88
Look at you, trying to steer us on course. Not gonna work. We're already way too off-topic.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He obviously hasn't read the entire Quack Fix comment section today.
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please
i left it open and read every new comment all day while i do homework. i am writting a paper and could care less about anything not oregon or USA. its god bless the USA not god bless Kryergastan
#88
we have a good shot at Jones and a fair shot at Ross
--Dave
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I don't know about either
Jones is at Kansas this weekend and is done with officials. Ross seems to be leaning Washington.
I was happy just to get all the BCS schools on that one. Nearly forgot NC State, though.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I got 101.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 25, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaah. EPIC FAIL.
88.
I missed half the freakin SEC. I was too busy trying to remember all those damn CUSA schools.
I mean, come on. ALABAMA?
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Hop Czar is pretty damn tasty.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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Hop Czar is great. I’m finishing my last Total Domination right now
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Black Butte over here. Distinctly darker tastiness.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I also had a 22 of this Hazelnut Stout that Nick from Smart Mart is home brewing tonight. Did a little black and tan with that and a Guiness… It was fantastic!!!
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I wish there was a good beer store East side… I know if three places west side that have great beer selection.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Yeah it really is great living 3 minutes from Smart Mart and having like 300+ micro 22’s to chose from. Plus John’s Market is a lengthy 8 minute drive if I feel adventurous
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I often go to John’s Market on my way over to my Brother’s place or to Eugene. It’s just right off the highway, so it’s easy.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Yeah, John’s is great. But I love Nick’s place. He and a bunch of guys that are there know they’re beer. Plus, Nick always throws in a free bottle of this or that for me to try. Can’t beat service :)
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Coeur D'Alene Brewery
Y’all don’t know.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we just stipulate..
that there’s a lot of fucking great beer made in the Greater Pacific Northwest and stop trying to one-up each other?
Remember: Most of the world drinks Budweiser and Coors Light.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
I'd like to say that 1970s PBR >>> 2010 PBR
because I remember it tasting a LOT better when I was in college than it does now. Others agree, but there’s no way to prove it.
Its current popularity is inexplicable. Which means someone like axemen23 will attempt to explain it, I guess.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
PBR is nasty and always will be. I can and do drink cheap light shit all the time (Kokanee, Coors (banquet, not light), Heinie’s, Corona, etc). But never Pabst. That shit just tastes nasty. If you have to drink cheap beer, there are plenty of alternatives to PBR.
Oh and I don’t care what anyone says, Rainier was one of the best cheap shitty beers ever. Period.
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Ewww.
Dame Abita, por favor.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I started drinking real beer instead of piss in a can
by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
and a rec
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a good one..
Schools with the most first-round draft picks since 1980.
I got 25.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
I aced that sonofabitch old man
next please.
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heh
I just thought of the 2 draft books i’ve read, the Colleges that are generally powers, and then started running down schools in Texas California Arizona and Florida.
Cal was my last hit.
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26.
Apparently Syracuse has not always been a joke
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or how about
Remembering all the Eastern ones are a bitch.
--Dave
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how about
where did professional athletes go to college
you gotta know your shit for this one
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I don't trust any quiz
Where half the answers are “LSU” and they can’t spell Michigan. There’s only one “a”, damnit.
by Brian Floyd on Apr 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
fine
here’s a quiz for the old-timers
Civil War history pre 1960
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got a 5
all random guesses
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
In Wicahta.
Duh.
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by AllSaintsDay on Apr 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So I spend a whole day off doing shit at home to come to a Sunday Quack fix that has 450+ comments about mindless nothingness and Dave still posting at 10pm at night.
WTF? Did I miss “Meet you at ATQ Day” or something?
Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
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what the hell man
I sent you the chain email ;)
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shit happens.
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, its not likely
as long as we get Terrence Jones, though he may not qualify, either
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
tongue in cheek my good man, tongue in cheek. Just a little pinch will do you good
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whats worse is what it says
http://www.facebook.com/search/?post_form_id=25ed7036e979b85b0f878a7718601e4d&q=terrance+ross&init=quick&ref=search_loaded#!/profile.php?id=100000094297424&v=wall
“I have a BIG suprise for the skool im taken a visit to…”
#88
It's not like we had any chance after all this.
Seriously, who would commit to a basketball program like ours right now? I sure wouldn’t.
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I have a Ropert is God™ complex.
Alright ladies, I'm off to bed now
you guys have fun. Quinn don’t stay out past your bedtime.
Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
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well, looks like you've taken everyone else to bed with you
your dirty whore, you
--Dave
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by David Piper on Apr 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Good morning, asswads!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Apr 26, 2010 5:33 AM PDT reply actions
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the shitter.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.
I am not a Communist, a Communist's lawn would never look this good.
by Bill Musgrave on Apr 26, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I still am not sure what an "asswad" is.
Dont they have some sort of cream to alleviate that problem?
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