Quack Fix: Ducks extend streak to 5, and James & Barner double down
Now that the 2010 Oregon Primary is behind us (and by "us" I mean "those of you who live in Oregon"), let's focus in on a real election: the 2010 Junior Duck Coloring Contest. You may enjoy your Wednesday Morning Quack Fix as soon as you've voted:
- The No. 22 Oregon baseball team evened the season series with Portland yesterday, holding off the Pilots 4-2. The Ducks improved to 35-18 on the season, including five wins in a row. Also worth noting: Red-hot Eddie Rodriquez extended his hitting streak to seven games with an RBI single in the 6th.
- LaMichael James and Kenjon Barner achieved a rare feat this past weekend, becoming only the second and third student-athletes to win two conference titles in the same academic year. The two redshirt freshman made up half of Oregon's 4x100 meter relay team, which finished fourth at the Pac-10 Championships last weekend.
- Two former Oregon WRs made the news yesterday: Marcus Maxwell signed a deal with the Seattle Seahawks and the oft-injured Demetrius Williams is impressing at the Balitmore Ravens' mini-camp.
- The Oregonian's Bob Rickert continues his "Random Recruit" series with a post on Kasen Williams, the nation's top-rated WR recruit out of Washington State who just happens to be the son of former Husky Aaron Williams. The odds are slim we land Williams, but you never know.
- In other sports news, the Oregon women's golf team sits in 21st place out of 24 teams after the first of four rounds at the NCAA Women's Golf Championships in Wilmington, N.C. Freshman Cheyenne Hickle is pacing the Ducks after shooting a one-under 71 yesterday.
As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.
GO DUCKS!
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Korbyn gets my vote for checkering one of the Duck’s pants.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I thought advanced coloring was a required course at WSU
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I really enjoy that after you vote, goducks.com recommends you “print out a copy of this page for your records”. I guess they’re helping avoid a Meg Whitman situation with Duck fans.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Tired of white quarterbacks crowding your field with empty calories? Try the new KFC Double Dixon!
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on May 19, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
As Mike Belotti sat forlornly by the lake contemplating the upcoming 2007 season, lamenting the loss of his offensive coordinator, and his he looks up to the sky and screams “who will lead my army?” Slowly, rising from the lake, emerges a weapon that of such beauty and artistry, that all who behold his prowess know that he is the One, he simply replies, “I will.”
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
by QuackinAK on May 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I was really happy with my submission today. Then you come out with this masterpiece. Well played, QuackinAK.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
With the addition of water to every zone read play, it’ll be weeks after the game before the opposing defense can tell whether he’s handed it off.
…yeah, I’m no good at this; I know.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So fast, even a camera sees double
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Lloyd Carr’s wife: “Bring me the head of Dennis the Baptist!!”
by daisyduck on May 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dennis Dixon takes Prince's advice and purifies himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 1:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
The Wild Dixon lurks just beneath the waters edge, waiting for the nearest starting job to come closer for a drink…
by JonathanPDX on May 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's between PDX and Q.A.K right now
i’ll decide tonight unless someone dreams up a beauty over dinner.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "shromoerotishmish".
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird,
homoeroticism doesn’t rhyme with that.
by HoodRiverDuck on May 19, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me, I meant "shromoerotishism".
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
After Masoli's incident, Chip Kelly was forced to unveil his new cloning bath a full two seasons sooner than expected.
I am not a Communist, a Communist's lawn would never look this good.
by Bill Musgrave on May 19, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
PDX wins?!?! Are you kidding? You’ve made many horrible decisions, but this might be the worst one ever. I mean, PDX’s is funny, but QuackinAK’s is a masterpiece of words. I want nothing to do with this competition until this wrong is righted.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I will award both a point, since they are both excellent
so it’s PDX 2
QAK 1
SHU 1
TAKO 1
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
I personally felt that while awesome, QAK was too long for a caption
however, It was better than PDX’s
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Seriously? Tako makes one retort towards your awards and you cave and give both points? How spineless! Come on man, stand behind your decision. Don’t let Tako’s peer pressure influence you. Have a backbone man. After all, isn’t this YOUR prize, or is it Tako’s now?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
It's my prize
but I looked back at it and understood Tako’s point. After deliberating, the court of Axemen rules that one “QAK” had the best phrase of them all, but “PDX” had a more appropriately-sized caption. The court therefore rules that both shall recieve points for their efforts. it IS my prize, and therefore I shall run the mother-effing contest however I please. Gauntlet recieved, and returned.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Tell you what, you should hold a press conference declaring a point for PDX, then after not actually giving him the points and much speculation you should come out later and end up giving it to QAK after all. Terrence Jones would be very proud.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Give me Tako’s point and I’ll let you have it back.
by JonathanPDX on May 19, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Everything is under my influence. I’m the Worldwide Wes of AtQ.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
You’ve proven you can influence Axemen. I think that makes you the David Koresh of ATQ.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
He’s like the Brian Butler of creepy uncles / managers / agents / life coaches. Or maybe it’s the Wizard of Oz.
By the way, when is the AtQ meetup in July? Can somebody give me the date / time so I can put it on the calendar?
by JonathanPDX on May 19, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There's one for June 11/12?
I assume it’s NCAAs related, yes?
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
by AllSaintsDay on May 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll believe it when you get Lebron to come to portland in a sign and trade for andre miller and batum.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
So…guess who’s eating Cart de Frisco right now.
STILL stopping every few minutes to realize "Whoa. The Saints won the Super Bowl."
hey
does anyone know if ted miller has already done oregon for the video of the non-conference schedule?
LOL @ all the Oregon/California/wherever else kids with more school left…tomorrow is my last 1/2 day.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Touché.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 6:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Are you stalking me?
¡Viva los Patos!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 21, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions
you wish hahaa
midwest schools start early its a fact
I must be a true Tennessee rarity since I have all of my teeth and I used to have braces.
Welcome to Nashville, LeGarrette. Also, I love the Jay-Hey Kid.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Agh,
Fine. I will admit jealousy and walk away. Why the hell are we even talking about high school? I want football!!!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Only a little over 3 months to wait from now...
Still, way too long.
¡Viva los Patos!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Can not wait for the 4th of September!!! Just finished my first term of medical school.....
I’ve missed all you guys. Its been weird not spending two to six hours a day reading on here and Rob Moseley’s blog about my Ducks. Ive kept up with all the practice reports but not the little stuff. Its good to be back. Go Ducks!!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on May 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
Aw, shucks. I'd rather have an educated Duck fan that's an incompetent surgeon than an excellent surgeon who's not as up-to-date on the Ducks.
What’s a few lives to lose? The Ducks are more important.
¡Viva los Patos!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Washington cries tonight
Terrence Jones ditches UW, goes to Kentucky.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
In the Kennel
The Wussy Kennel, the Dawgs cry tonight, in the Kennel, the wussy Kennel, the Dawgs cry tonight…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Mariners blog is going nuclear right now
Over it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Almost as much as they are finding creative ways to wish death on Griffey
After he f-ed up again.
Which the Ms blog does a lot.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
According multiple source’s Terrence Jones has signed with Washington today. I heard he was on the campus today and yesterday. Source didn’t say if he signed a letter of intent or a financial aid paper but he has indeed picked the Huskies.
Jones has signed a Financial Aid Paper with Kentucky and will join the Kentucky wildcats class of 2010 according to Evan Daniels of scout.com Props to Evan Daniels for getting the story right.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

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