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Altman’s first test will come in recruiting

And he seems to be doing everything he can to get a passing grade. Lloyd, Polee, Munford and now this JC transfer. It looks like Altman is working his arse off to get a decent class in this year.

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 8:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Locker’s newest Heisman Campaign poster

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by JShufelt on May 3, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Woody...

commented on the Thomas interception, saying it was the kind of play that loses games. In a game, that was a sack. Thomas looked good. That mistake was big, but from my seat on the couch it was obvious he was sacked in a real game. I was impressed though by both he and Costa. Unfortunately, I’m moving to Mexico at the end of September, so I won’t be watching much of the Ducks come fall.

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by ChicagoQuack503 on May 3, 2010 9:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Sure, in a game that was a sack, but that doesn’t change the fact that Thomas was under pressure and made a poor decision. I very much doubt that his thought process was, “Oh well, that would have been a sack, so this is basically a free play.” Woody is right – that kind of a decision can cost you a close game.

After that play, Thomas looked pretty good, though. It seemed like he wasn’t using the whole playbook (a lot of his throws were quick WR screens), but he settled down and played alright. I still don’t think the game told us anything we didn’t already know – Thomas looks to have more pure ability, but is raw and inconsistent while Costa is a much better decision maker, even if he plays it a bit conservative at times.

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by Gorbachav5 on May 3, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would much rather see

thomas try to sqeeze that ball into double coverage in a game that doesnt matter when he thinks he was touched down and the play over. i dont see many times in a real game that he will just throw the ball into double coverage thinking hesdown because a guy ran passed him and two hand touched him.

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by pipgras on May 3, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure I understand what you’re saying. My point is that it’s NEVER a good idea to try to squeeze a ball into double coverage like he did. Unless it’s a specific drill that the QBs are running where the coach wants them to work on pinpoint accuracy, but this clearly wasn’t that. I think it’s a bit tenuous to say, “Well, of course Thomas wouldn’t do that in a REAL game!” This was a game, and the players treated it like a game for the most part, even if it didn’t count.

I don’t think there’s any need to treat that interception as this momentously terrible play. But I also don’t think there’s any need to sugarcoat it or sweep it under the rug. It was a poor decision. Thomas will learn from it, and hopefully improve on his decision-making.

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by Gorbachav5 on May 3, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's easy to be a duck hunter

I just read an article in the New York Times about how “The Athletic Department is out of Control” and….. “It is time for the athletic department to do a little soul searching on how they can serve the univeristy”. This according to an Oregon biology professer by the name of Tublitz, or something. Isn’t this a little bit of biting the hand that feeds you? It seems to me that our outstanding athletic department (yes, there’s always room for improvement) is at least partially responsible for drawing students to the univeristy, which somehow must relate to Mr. Tubs salary. Anyone, and I do mean anyone, can dress in camo, hide in the bush’s waiting for a duck to make a mistake and then blow him/her to smithereens. Pay no attention that the rest of the flock is flying high, still in formation and mistake free. Just sit tight in your state-of-the-art duck blind (built partially due to the athletic department). Cower down and hide there, waiting for the occasional stupid duck to leave the formation, and then blast him out of the sky. It will be your 5 minutes of fame when the New York Times finds you, the outstanding duck hunter you are. Hey, I have an idea! Why don’t you quit your menial job, get out into the work-force, develope something as big as Nike, and then donate money back to the biology department. I promise, the athletic department would not be jeolous or envious, all the while takeing pot-shots at Biologists. Heck, they might even applaud you. What a concept, a university with academics and athletics respecting each other and working towards a common goal. Academics “and” athletics, we can have both you know. I love Uncle Phil, and I will love Uncle Tubs when he actually puts more into the Univeristy of Oregon then he just took away from it.

been down so long, it looks like up to me.

by ducky darling on May 3, 2010 10:08 AM PDT reply actions  

For being out of control the athletic dept. has made some great recent hires

In Track you get Vic Lannannana – bam national title contender, olympic trials, all that
In Football you get Chip Kelly – Rose Bowl his first year
In Baseball you get Horton – team is poised to go to playoffs
In Girls Basketball you get Crazy ol Westhead – ZAP! Women’s basketball is somehow fun to watch

Thats some good company right there

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by My Name is Bryce on May 3, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a biology professor ya know?

  Which is important enough I suppose, but has little to do with the scheme of things. Heck, he probably doesn’t know what a football looks like….other then it is shaped a little bit like a whale. He must have thought quack-smacking is original. I say “hah”, he’s pedestrian on this matter. Stick to biology.

been down so long, it looks like up to me.

by ducky darling on May 3, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly, then, you haven’t seen the amount of whining which college students can do.

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by AllSaintsDay on May 3, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’d call it a prolate spheroid, but for that little voice in his head that reminds him it’s never a good idea to sound like a total dweeb.

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by benzduck on May 4, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as well,

And the author wrote things about how Phil Knight only gives money to the athletic departments, as “evidenced” through the Jaqua center. Seriously? What is the name of the LAW center? Or the LIBRARY?

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

or that he endows 25 professorships

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by David Piper on May 3, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Due to the ongoing contributions by Phil Knight and the accumulating interest, he will soon have endowed 30.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow,

I had never read or heard anything about that before. That is an additional couple of million dollars annually that he provides to maintain a quality education at UO.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair to say he’s not one of the 25?

by mackjones23 on May 3, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Yeah, good point.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

College professors are the very definition of "pointy-headed liberals in their ivory towers".

It’s absurdly easy to find at least one prof at any university with an athletic department who will spit out a pithy quote about how academics are being ignored while all the money flows to the jocks.

‘Twas ever thus. And as long as there’s a media out there looking for that “opposing view”, a few of our friendly, tenured professors will be there to oblige them.

Want to talk about something with a low ROI? How about a tenured biology professor, who may actually teach one class per term, with TAs there to pick up the slack while he goes on sabbatical. Oh, and he wrote the textbook, so he gets revenue from that. If he’s involved with “research”, he’s likely not doing much of the actual research — that’s for his grad students, he just supervises, and ensures his name gets on the published work.

Sure, you can confuse him with facts, such as that the athletic department is self-funded, but then the argument shifts to how much more good all that DAF money could do if it was donated to, say, the biology department.

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by benzduck on May 3, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I read the article, I had very similar thoughts to yours.

I am positive that at any school with D-1 athletics, you could find quite a few professors that would complain about funding towards the athletic programs.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

but then the argument shifts to how much more good all that DAF money could do if it was donated to, say, the biology department.

But that’s a really bad argument. Maybe it makes me a asshole, but I sure as hell wouldn’t give additional money to the university, unless I really struck it big time.

A student already pays $25,000+ plus interest rates. Times that by three for out of state tuition. Then you have tons of other expenses on top of that.

With the athletic department, I get something in return for my money spent. And as a tax payer, I am glad that it is self sufficient. I sure as hell wouldn’t be proud to say John the Oregon Taxpayer’s money went towards paying for a trip to the Rose Bowl, when John the Oregon Taxpayer probably doesn’t get a flying shit about it.

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by JShufelt on May 3, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

the truth is most athletic donors wouldn’t donate if it weren’t for the athletic department.

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by David Piper on May 3, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, this post seems Canzano-worthy.

He probably has a source deep inside the program telling him that this bio prof doesn’t actually do his own research. And he’s also going to extrapolate something about “college professors being the very definition of” something from one professor who said something, as opposed to, say, all the ones who attend sporting events.

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by AllSaintsDay on May 3, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute. Are you declaring me Canzano?

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by benzduck on May 4, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am, and it was warranted.

The whole “Man, I bet he doesn’t actually do research, he just slaps his name on what his grad students do.” and “College professors are the very definition of pointy-headed liberals” seem like just the sort of baseless sensationalist statements he’d come up with.

I can’t vouch personally for the bio department, but professors in my department do their own research. And I’ve seen plenty of them at Duck sports in contrast to this one guy who’s getting airtime at the NYT precisely because he’s at the extreme end of sports hatred.

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by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am confused by this statement.

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by AllSaintsDay on May 4, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we have another slow thread

So i’m going to go with another conversation starter. Which of these three ducks will have the best professional career?

A) Walter Thurmond III
B) Legarrette Blount
C) TJ Ward
D) Someone else from the 2009 senior class (please explain below)

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Tim Tebow

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by My Name is Bryce on May 3, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

it has to be a duck.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

He throws ducks...

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by My Name is Bryce on May 3, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

And we have another slow thread..

sometimes less is more!

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by dvieira on May 3, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I get more work and/or photoshopping done with it’s quiet.

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by JShufelt on May 3, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WT3.

3 years from now he will be a good starter. I think that TJW may have a great career as well.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Lloyd has committed to Oregon. Nice job Altman!

Let’s see those commits start rolling in now.

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

CaDuck just committed to Oregon. Does that count?

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by Gorbachav5 on May 3, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I suck at basketball.

Looks like I committed one year too late

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you 'want' to be there?

Rumor has it that’s key for who Altman has on his team.

by HoodRiverDuck on May 3, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE DO I FAX MY L.O.I???

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We went to 3 baseball games at PK Park this past weekend

and the whole thing . . . PK Park, game atmosphere, hustle of our players . . . was amazing. I watched Oregon baseball at Howe Field when I was a student and the difference is awesome, outstanding, astonishing, spectacular . . . you get the idea.

by Ducks73 on May 3, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Schlabath has the Ducks 10th in his updated Top 25.

This seems about right. I wouldn’t expect to see many preseason rankings place the Ducks above this, as it’s hard to justify anything higher than 10th with the QB situation being what it is. I’d expect anywhere from 10 – 15.

I thought this was funny from the Wisconsin blurb:

Wisconsin football fans have grown accustomed to watching the Badgers’ prodding and methodical offense…

Really Mark? “Prodding”? The Badgers offense likes to poke things?

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by Gorbachav5 on May 3, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Spikes likes to poke things.

Does that count?

Honestly, running a 250 pound halfback (John Clay is a beast) up the gut 30 times a game does not exactly describe “prodding”.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks LaTempa named Pac 10 Pitcher of the Wee

Congrats to baseball kicking ass!!!

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

*Week

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I preferred Pitcher of the Wee

He’s the favoritest pitcher of leprechauns and munchkins everywhere, laddie!

by HoodRiverDuck on May 3, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is much more fun and exciting to leave it as "Wee"

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TeeHee

Fake Locker’s stats from the UW spring game: 2-7 for 15 yards.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

"Fake" Locker?

Really?

Bob Davie is about to kick your ass.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on his name is really Joke Licker

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

how about Cake Focker

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a Rec for you.

Best one yet.

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

amen.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jock Licker is the best yet. A rec for you sir

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again

This will only encourage him.

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by skywaker9 on May 3, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure.

but quite frankly that was worth posting. Kudos to Dave for finding it too.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's a reason I sent it to you privately instead of putting it up on here

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by David Piper on May 3, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still unlikely that his parents believe in him.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The most important part of Xavier Munford is the high school he goes to – St Benedict’s Prep. it’d be nice to get a little pipeline into that program….

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by NEP on May 3, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?

It’s not like anybody good comes out of there…

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder if we could’ve beat them last year … i know we prob would’ve lost the coaching battle.

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by NEP on May 3, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nevermind. i was thinking Dad Hurley at St. Anthony’s…

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by NEP on May 3, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not far off. He’s the son of Bob Hurley Sr and the brother of Bob Hurley Jr. He’s now the coach at Wagner which may be why Munford has them on his list still.

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm?

Bob Hurley Sr. is the coach at saint anthonys. Thats what I meant. Jr played for duke and then got hurt right?

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. Jr’s brother WAS the coach at St Benedicts and is now the coach at Wagner and is looking to take brother with him as an assistant (unlike at USC where you take your Dad to be your assistant… cough… Kiffin)

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez I was sure his name was danny

but i second guessed himself.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

*myself

i should probably lay off the Coors.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no porn, Jr is the assistant at Wagner, Dan Hurley is the coach. Geez, click the link

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about you Oregonians, but I’m currently suffering from some hellish allergies. I love nonstop coughing and sneezing, along with being incredibly hoarse.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 3, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You should definitely move to Eugene, you won’t have any problems there.

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a lie, and you know it.

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by Takimoto on May 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get hookworms, and all your troubles fall away!

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by qrsouther on May 3, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of on this topic which is off topic,

My grandfather was a military germ warfare specialist in the 50’s, he had tons of fun stories about those days.

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

my mother is 53.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which qualifies her perfectly to be a cougar.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 3, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody here (not named musgrave or benzduck)

who would have sex with a 53 year old woman, raise your hand.

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...

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by CaDuck on May 3, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t rule on the possibility.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"

by JShufelt on May 4, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t rule OUT the possibility.

Sorry. Typo.

its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"

by JShufelt on May 4, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, look! There's a new ad featuring axeMILF and me.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on May 3, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, good move for Rutgers. Complete upgrade for that program

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by Matt Daddy on May 3, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

does rutgers even compete in sports anymore

isnt there one professor there who’s all up in arms about Rutgers being a D1 school at all?

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by axemen23 on May 3, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

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