Who: England vs. USA
When: 11:30am PDT on ABC
Why: World Cup
This is David vs. Goliath, the Clippers vs. the Lakers, Appalachian State vs Michigan at the Big House, Luke Skywalker vs. the Death Star. They've taxed us without representation. They have bad teeth and accents we can't understand. They invade our televisions with shows that don't make any sense and force us to watch them because we can become "cultured". Consider these facts
- When was the US last taken over by someone? Anyone?
- Victoria Beckham is NOT a celebrity here.
- "Pants" are not underwear.
- We don't measure things in stones. Stones can be all different weights and sizes.
- Baseball is not called "Rounders". Please get it straight. Also, it's soccer not football