Quack Fix: Nate Costa leads team into summer drills, Ducks on preseason watch lists and Track & Field awards
With all the expansion seeming to settle down a bit, there's not a lot of quack today. Thankfully, it's a Tako Tuesday, so I am sure that we will all survive.
- Moseley writes that Nate Costa is leading the team through summer workouts. With Nate having recently graduated, he'll be able to focus completely on his final shot at winning the starting QB spot at Oregon. Moseley also notes that nearly all of the 2010 recruiting class is now on campus.
- In other football-related quack, Kenny Rowe and Bo Thran were named to the preseason watch lists for the Nagurski Trophy and Outland Trophy, respectively. The Register-Guard has a short blurb indicating that Jeremiah Masoli is expected to apply for entrance to the NFL supplemental draft.
- Curtis Anderson has a feature piece on the breakout season of junior A.J. Acosta, who finished second in the Ducks' sensational 1-2-3 sweep of the 1500m at the recent NCAA Outdoor Track & Field Championships. I particularly liked Acosta's quotes on the Hayward crowd noise during the final stretch of that race.
- The Ducks made an impressive showing as the Pac-10 Track & Field awards were announced yesterday. First, Andrew Wheating and Keshia Baker were named the Pac-10 track athletes of the year. Ashton Eaton also earned a share of the male field athlete of the year award, sharing with ASU's Ryan Whiting. And, not to be outdone by his athletes, Vin Lananna won conference coach of the year -- twice, as he was honored for both the men's and women's squads. The Ducks also were present on the national award scene, with too many honors and nominations to list here -- check it out.
Go Ducks!
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I’ll admit something: I don’t follow the NFL with even a twentieth the effort that I put toward college football. The ways of the NFL are largely a mystery to me.
That said, isn’t JM going to be effectively covered in radioactive waste when it comes to the draft? Does he really have a chance at overcoming both his height and his affinity for laptops/lying?
The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.
Does he really have a chance at overcoming both his height and his affinity for laptops/lying?
For the first part of that question – probably not. It depends on where they want to play him (almost certainly NOT QB). He could be a fullback or bruising HB, or possibly a TE. I think it would be some team taking a cheap flyer on him and seeing what they’ve got.
As for the second part of the question – you really haven’t paid attention to the NFL, have you? If they cared about something as petty as stealing laptops, half the players would be out of the league. Yes, that’s an exaggeration, but as long as you can help the team, you’re in. Goodell is trying to change that image somewhat, although only in the most egregious cases (like Roofiesburger).
Defending maligned chants since 2009
It would have been an uphill battle for him in the best case
Now its even higher.
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Mmmm...roofiesburger
I’ll have mine with grilled onions please.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 22, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Laughed out loud, thanks.
I’m a Steeler fan and I cannot wait until we are done with Rapiesburger, just some things you don’t get a seocnd chance for, let alone 3rd, 4th… etc.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
I just think about how far Blount dropped for punching that dumb ass, despite having good size, and power a guy many teams were probably salivating over before the season began. He had one indiscretion, and worked his ass off to demonstrate he was worthy. Masoli on the other hand has demonstrated that he cannot be trusted, with his lying and stealing. After getting himself into hot water (and on probation), he then drives on a suspended with weed in the car? While on probation? I just have a hard time seeing anybody giving him a chance, I wish him the best, but I wouldn’t trust an employee of mine if they did all that.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Say hello USFL or CFL if you're lucky
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
In the end
Masoli’s transgressions will be weighed against his NFL potential. Lessee: Undersized, scattershot arm, speedy but relies on strength over shiftiness…smells like practice squad.
The character thing will only count if he can’t play (or if the character thing is so bad that the public/media can’t ignore it any more – see Roethlisberger).
Yeah, Blount fell in the draft, but I think that’s more because of two things: 1) work ethic issues from his past, which is character-based but doesn’t really have anything to do with his transgression and 2) simply because the suspension kept him from playing in all but three meaningful games last season.
My point is only that Masoli stealing laptops won’t keep teams from giving his talent a shot. Incidentally, I don’t think his talent will be enough to play in the NFL.
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To clarify, my question (which I think has already been sufficiently answered) was this:
JM is a short guy, and from what we know, his NFL skill-set is borderline. He was going to be a risky draft in the first place; won’t his recent indiscretions make it significantly harder for anyone to want to take a shot on him?
Specifically, I do understand that stealing laptops alone wouldn’t be enough to torpedo his NFL career — but I wondered if stealing laptops might be the icing on his cake of mediocrity.
The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.
by ProbablyMonty on Jun 22, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Incidentally, I don’t think his talent will be enough to play in the NFL.
This is the thing, he was a late rounder no matter how you cut it, even if he had somehow won a Heisman. Add to the lack of size and NFL QB attributes, his potential character issues and questionable judgment, I just have trouble seeing how this is going to work out. Of course his options are probably pretty limited at this point so why not go for it and see what happens. What a tragic story, seeing a guy, go from top dog, master of his own destiny to a pathetic whimper, an afterthought. It really is too bad
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Ask LeGarrette Blount if NFL GM’s shy away from players with past transgressions.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup
After Pacman Jones and Michael Vick, players with past character issues plummet in the NFL.
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That being said, I can’t tell you how happy I am that Reinfelt took a chance on him.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
You knew someone would
I mean he was maybe a third/fourth rounder before the incident…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was hoping for either Gerhart or Blount in the draft as Lendale’s replacement, and I got my wish. Blount is going to complement Chris Johnson so well and help to take the load off of his back.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Oooh,
The Titans could have two guys in the same backfield with past transgressions, Vince Young and LGB. They’ll kick any defensive end’s ass that tries to break up a play.
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or flashes a Longhorns Down sign to Vince
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Dude’s just trying to parlay his vocational education into any kind of job he can get.
What else is he going to do? Enroll at LCC in aircraft maintenance or dental hygiene?
You have to admit his career options appear somewhat limited at this point. He’s just another college dropout with a bad past he’ll have to overcome.
Lee Marvin, in Emperor of the North Pole: “Coulda been a meteor, kid, but you got no class.”
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For sure, and I certainly don’t blame him for that. I wish him all the best, and I do hope he gets picked up by someone.
It just seems unlikely to me that it’s going to happen for him, is all.
The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.
by ProbablyMonty on Jun 22, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Once he learns his lessons and grows up a bit,
He could be a pretty darn good high school football coach. He has experience in a big time program, and he has dealt with making a lot of mistakes. It seems to me that once he matures, he will have a lot to teach kids about life and not screwing it up over, and over, and over again.
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I really think he would have a better chance playing professional football – the CFL that is – if he went to Utah St. for a year and cleaned up his act (that’s like a vocational school anyway, isn’t it?) and continued to hone his skills, especially his throwing. He’s wasting his time with the NFL sup draft – especially now. He needs to adjust his expectations and work his butt off for one more year with a goal of playing some level of (non NFL) professional football.
I think he'd be a great CFL QB with all that open space.
just tell him there’s an unguarded apple store in the end zone.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Ouch
But seriously, the CFL? I admit I don’t follow or care about the CFL, but they only have 3 downs, which is why they pass so much. I guess we’ll see what happens. Doug Flutey did all right there as an undersized guy, but he had a cannon for an arm.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
The whole league is fairly undersized
which makes it easier for an undersized quarterback. And Dude has an arm – we’ve all seen the video from CCSF and the flashes of it for the last two years. It’s a good option for him.
Canada also has lax marijuana laws
Looking better and better. What’s that? Hawaiian Weather Bureau calling saying something about “snows like a motherfucker up there”?
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 22, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I know you don't remember Reggie Ogburn, but for those who do..
Reggie was the QB of the decent 79-80 teams that went 6-5 and 6-3-2, pounded UW in Seattle, Michigan St at Autzen, and had us all thinking bowl game back when that really meant something (until probation kicked us back into The Suffering). He was a tough, athletic player — what they’d call a “baller” nowadays.
I always thought Ogburn would have made a great CFL QB. He could run, passed accurately when he needed to, and could run the two-back option very nicely. I thought “give him a bigger field, another offensive target and loose CFL defenses and he could tear it up.”
The CFL didn’t work out for Reggie, either, at least not long-term. And that was before there were laptops (although guitars were everywhere).
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I remember reading about him but I was a young lad then
I really started following the Ducks in Chris Miller’s senior year. The Musgrave years were when I became a big fan.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Time for some more namedropping.
I’m Bill Musgrave.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I've heard too little about Reggie Ogburn. All I know is that he was fast.
Would you expound on Ogburn’s talent for us?
Coach Costa for starter!
Here’s a good look at Reggie Ogburn, from 1979.
Ogburn was a juco transfer from California (just like Masoli). At College of the Canyons, he was #2 among juco players in total offense in 1977, with about 1500 passing yards and 1000 rushing. He played 4 games in 78 for CotC, but quit the team and hit the books so he could get to a major college.
The infamous John Becker, Oregon’s OC (and the architect of the probation years of suck) brought him up from SoCal with promises that he’d be a starter. This wasn’t an empty promise, as all we had coming back that year at QB was Tim Durando, who was a converted tight end (or linebacker, I forget, I smoked a lot of pot back then), and a bunch of guys who were either coming off injuries (Andrew Page, Mike Kennedy) or just not very good (Kevin Lusk).
UCLA and Arizona wanted Reggie as well, but he’d signed a LoI with Cincinnati early on, and Cincy wouldn’t release the letter to Arizona because AZ coach Tony Mason had bailed on Cincy and they didn’t want him stealing their players. Reggie couldn’t make grades to get into UCLA, so, he came north.
It didn’t hurt that Rich Brooks was committed to running the option. Durando had shown some flashes of ability, but Ogburn was faster, quicker, and had a better arm. Ogburn grabbed the starting job coming out of spring practice in ’79.
Reggie’s first start was memorable. Oregon went to Boulder to take on Colorado, which had just hired Chuck Fairbanks as head coach. Fairbanks had previously coached Oklahoma to a national title and spent six years running the Patriots into the ground in the NFL, but to the Buffs he was seen as some kind of savior. Ogburn came out and tore Colorado to shreds, making several big plays passing and running, and the Ducks — 13 point underdogs — won, 33-19. After the game Fairbanks told the press “I don’t think Oregon is a great football team.” The shock around here was that he even thought it was necessary to say such a thing.
There were ups and downs in ‘79 — the early schedule was brutal; a 41-17 road loss to Michigan State, then a 4th-quarter collapse at Autzen against the Huskies, where Ogburn tweaked his knee, then another trip to the Big 10 and a close loss at Purdue. But they righted the ship, beating Cal for the first time in seven years, and by late October Len Casanova was calling Reggie the best option quarterback he’d ever seen at Oregon.
By November, after beating Stanford to get to 5-4, people in Eugene were even saying the B word. But UCLA came to Autzen and, in one of the most miserable afternoons I ever spent sitting in the middle of a 40-degree rainstorm with a bota bag, whipped up on us 35-0. 6-5 wouldn’t get you into a bowl game back then, but Ogburn went nuts on the Beavs to secure the first winning season since Fouts was at QB.
Things were looking great, lots of talent was coming back, recruiting was going well.. then the grade scandal, and the theft scandals, and the rape scandals hit, the team went on probation, Ogburn had to sit out the first game in ’80 against Stanford along with several other players, and they lost a home game they should have won easily, even against John Elway. The next week, they tied Kansas 7-7, then kicked the shit out of Michigan State at Autzen.
The fourth game was in Seattle, it was the first time I’d gone to a game at Husky Stadium, and all afternoon I heard UW fans flicking us crap about how bad we were going to get our asses kicked. The 4th quarter of that game is something I’ll never forget, because it was a party in the west end zone as Ogburn scored twice after two masterful option drives, and Steve Brown picked off a pass and went the distance. 34-10. Brooks called it his most memorable win for years afterwards.
Ups and downs continued. Ogburn was injured early against Cal, and they lost; he was back at home against USC, and they tied ( at 2-2-2, someone called Oregon the most .500 team in the country). They finished the season going 4-1, including a nice revenge win at UCLA — the 3rd win over a ranked team in ’80. A season-ending loss to ASU was a bummer, but Reggie almost pulled off a huge comeback with 3 4th quarter TDs in a 42-37 loss. He was the real deal.
Even on probation, 6-3-2 seemed like a great season. And Ogburn was the catalyst; without him, it’s unlikely they would have seen four wins with all the injuries and chaos that season.
Reggie shared team MVP honors with Vince Goldsmith that year.
He didn’t get drafted. Too short to be a NFL QB, they said. Nobody runs option in the NFL, they said. He tried, and failed, to land a job with Winnipeg in the CFL, then signed as a free-agent before the ‘81 fall camp with the Raiders as a running back. He didn’t make it.
Not sure where he is now, but nobody who watched him play is likely to forget Reggie Ogburn.
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by benzduck on Jun 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Great story, thanks man.
How tall was Ogburn?
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Came in at 6’0, left at 5’11, but nobody thought he was over 5’10.
I never understood height/weight inflation as a tactic. Seems to me it would be more intimidating to hear someone was 5’10, think “Hell, I can take that shrimp”, then line up and discover they’re over 6’.
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Dear Benzduck,
I’ve missed you.
Love,
Bill Musgrave
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks, but Reggie's still pissed at you for screwing up the season in '88.
And he’s coming after you.

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Masoli would have been a 6-7th round draft project in the best case scenario (National Championship winning, Heisman earning, non-laptop stealing).
He’s short, and his throwing was too erratic, even for a west coast offense. He had no experience in other position. He’s too SO fast to make up for being SO short on wide out. He’s TOO short to be a TE. He’s not QUITE strong enough to be a FB.
He would have been, at best, under center for wild cat. I think he would have had some success at a place like Miami, but that’s about it.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
There's never a wrong time to post this. This is dedicated to anyone who needs a smile on this boring Tuesday.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Due to work filter issues
I of course see a red X. My top two guesses:
1) Amanda
2) Gary Busey
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 22, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
That was a soft guess
Maybe you need a cool beverage to wash away your wrongness.
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by trumpetduck on Jun 22, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Another clue: This guy currently works for Mattress World, singing the “ding” in all their commercials.
Well crap,
now I’m more confused than usual. What does this reply button do again?
I would’ve gone with Dr. Delight based on the first hint, but J-PDX threw me for a loop.
Therefore, I’m changing my guess to porn. Is it porn?
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, but not actual porn
just a guy who is porn in every way possible.
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
axemen is 17
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
pretty much
Although i just spent 45 minutes looking for cougfan’s revenue shit to no avail.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Yeah, like that stops anyone.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If by 17, you mean 11, then your math is not porn.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure i was born in 1992
Thanks for playing though
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Check your math, man, it's 11.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
would you like to count with the rest of the class bill?
2010 (well i was born in december so 2009) 2009-1992=?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Have you ever watched a cat
catch a mouse then let it go – catch it again and let it go – and just torture and play with it because it can? And the mouse is totally screwed but keeps thinking it has a chance?
This is just like that.
Have you ever watched tom and jerry
The mouse always kicks the cat’s ass at the end.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
That seems like a really cool cartoon.
The subject matter seems a little mature for an 11 year old kid though.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
find me one cartoon where Tom won.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Ok, I'm off to disprove this theory, watching all gazillion years of episodes.
But who’s to say I’ll tell the truth when I come back?
Maybe you should do the same axe, so you don’t get a raw deal.
See you in about a month.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played Mauer
see you guys in Portland. I wont emerge from my room before then.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Careful, you'll go blind.
It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.
The Rose Bowl will no longer be presented by Citi
Apparently ESPN (which now holds broadcast rights for all BCS games) demanded that sponsors pay for ads all season long to get their name on the bowl (according to Stuart Mandel) and Citi said no.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Wow,
That is asking a ton from any potential sponsor. It could end up being, “ESPN’s coverage of the Rose Bowl is presented by ESPN”
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by CaDuck on Jun 22, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
All the other title sponsors already do that
So I think it just applies to Citi but think about it, FedEx, Tostitos and All State are all major ESPN sponsors (Orange, Fiesta and Sugar bowls respectively).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ESPN is taking over the world
PANIC
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Worth noting
ESPN was founded in 1980 by an Oil Tycoon. Probably not something they’re trumpeting right now during their anniversary celebrations.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Until they fire Lou Holtz
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by skywaker9 on Jun 22, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like Mark May
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by trumpetduck on Jun 22, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate Mark May
I like Herbie.
May’s a big phony.
Bring back Trev Albert.
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I like Herbie too, but not as much as May
he is a straight shooter.
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by trumpetduck on Jun 22, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mark May just talks emphatically. That's all there is to him.
Otherwise he, like most sportscasters, is in reality rather useless and uninformative.
Coach Costa for starter!
Oh god
He is the biggest homer for all things Texas, what a steaming pile.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Yeah
I think Herbie is alright, Jesse Palmer annoys the hell out of me.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Palmer, May, James, Holtz are all pretty worthless. Bellotti’s going to have the bar set pretty low for him coming in.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Does anybody have a picture of Clark Kellogg?
I can’t remember what he looks like.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Herbstreit,
He played for Ohio State, yet he is very good at showing little bias at all. In the Rose Bowl, you would have never known that he is a Buckeye for life. If I was in the broadcast booth, I would have been yelling obscenities at the Buckeyes the entire time.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Yeah, Herbie is good for a FBuckeye.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but
he picked against Oregon in every game last year except for Wazzu. Thus, he’s an idiot.
The O is the new U
And he had a major man crush on Pete Carroll.
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
Wrong.
He picked Oregon in the Rose Bowl for pete’s sake.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeez
I like ESPN. I don’t hate Notre Dame. I am a girl. I’m so outre on this board.
At least I don’t drink Zima. Oh, and I love me some Ducks.
I like ESPN. STTTTTTTRIIIIKE ONE!!!
I don’t hate Notre Dame. STTTTTTTTRIIIIIIKE TWOOOOO!!!
I am a girl. YOU’RE OOOOOOOUUTTT!
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Yeah?
Well tough shit boys, you aren’t getting rid of me! And just to really torture you I’m going to take every opportunity to talk up ESPN, Notre Dame and shoe shopping. Of course, you’ll all be so busy exchanging recipes, you probably won’t even notice.
by daisyduck on Jun 22, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I'm reccing this just because of this line...
you’ll all be so busy exchanging recipes, you probably won’t even notice.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Which reminds me...
I just did blackened porkchops in roux with andouille sausage and russet potatoes on Saturday. It was delicious.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jun 22, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Don't worry, I know how to distract you

Now you’re not getting any work done.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I’ve been working on cooking on low heat on my bbq (natural gas) lately. Marinated pork ribs, beef ribs and steak. I love it when the weather gets nicer and you can bbq almost everyday.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I love it when the weather gets nicer and you can bbq almost everyday.
Yeah, March is great, isn’t it? Oh, right, you’re in Oregon.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Slow cooked St Louis rib rack is the bomb. A nice dry rub, cook for 45 minutes at about 275 indirect, then start basting with secret sauce (apple juice, bourbon, soy sauce and butter) every 15. Finish with a spicy sauce 5 mins on each side over direct heat. Drool.
Just remember to take off the damn membrane on the back side of the ribs first. Surprising how many BBQ experts don’t do this and then complain their ribs aren’t as good as mine.
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I have done a lot of different meats on the grill – Bosnian hamburgers (beef+veal+lamb = delicious), fresh cut shark, buffalo steak, but I am a novice at ribs.
I think that’s going to be my summer project- find a good rub and sauce and try my hand at ribs. It’s going to be tricky since all I have is a charcoal Weber, but I’ll give it a shot.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Charcoal is fine, but I’ve been cooking on a beat-up old Weber two-burner for 16 years now, and nobody has ever said “gee, these would taste better if you’d used charcoal.”
If you’re looking for good rub/sauce suggestions, look for Steve Raichlen’s “Ribs! Ribs! Ribs!”. It’s a cookbook about ribs.
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The one that bugs me about doing ribs on the grill is how tempermental they can be. Too much heat, left on a little too long and they go from great to crappy really quick. Steaks and burgers are easy (hell, even fish is piece of cake) and if you screw it up, they still taste pretty good.
Ribs need jsut the right amount of heat or smoke or you pretty much ruin them. I really want to get a good smoker to do ribs with. I think cooking with smoke would make the margin or error a little greater.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Don’t you have QVC or soap operas to watch while eating bon bons?
(I’ll stop my sexist jokes here just in case my wife ever reads this and I end up getting a beating like the last time).
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Anyone who hasn’t seen The Music Man won’t get this reference, but we remind me of that barbershop quartet who are supposed to get Harold Hill’s references. Then every time they approach him, Harold distracts them by getting them to start singing a song.
Daisy just waltzes in here and mentions recipes, and then just sits back amused.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Watch it Shu
There is trouble in River City. And that starts with ‘T’ that rhymes with ‘P’ that stands for Pool.
You’re just jealous because guys know how to barbecue and girls are intimidated by this.
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by benzduck on Jun 22, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Let’s see….intimidated when the men cook dinner and I don’t have to…
Yep! You’re right. That grill scares the crap out of me! Save me big strong grilling men!!
It is noted for the record that you did not, in fact, deny the assertion.
I’ve always found it puzzling that, in my 50+ years of service to the planet, I have NEVER seen a woman working an outdoor grill, BBQ or smoker. I don’t know what I’d do if I ever did. Probably fall in love or something. Which would really piss off Mrs.Benzduck.
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I married an Aussie girl. They know how to work a grill… (insert inuendo joke here)
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
hahahaha…
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
See I’m just as happy being the “big strong grilling man.” I enjoy it, and my wife loves that I’m the one cooking dinner. It really doesn’t get any better than that.
I’d certainly respect a woman who knew her way around a barbecue, but I like being the grilling expert of the household.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
It’s because we’re LAZY. Lazy lazy lazy. We want to spend all of our time shopping on QVC, watching our ‘stories’ and eating bon bons.
I cook on the grill because I'm lazy.
You don’t have to clean them. Just leave the burner on a while.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
If you don’t want a grease fire, you do have to clean them on occasion.
Although a good grease fire can be a cleansing event. Of sorts.
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Never happened yet. Maybe cause it's a good grill?
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
Okay you caught me.
But I don’t think it’s a waste. Not all the fat cooks off. I can really tell the difference afterwards. When I eat fat meat I feel sick for hours.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
I clean my grill once at the beginning of the season, then let all that dead animal carbon goodness layer up.
my dad nearly torched the house because the grease caught on fire.
Thanks to the food channel, i remembered, and poured a pound of salt (costco FTW) on the grill.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I heard the fire started because your mom is so freakin’ hot.
by grimc on Jun 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Stupid, but I chuckled.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that scream you heard all the way in knoxville was me, fyi.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
How dare you sir.
It’s Axemilf.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
hey bill
is it considered a milf if they’re younger than you?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
To clarify
A MILF has NOTHING to do with age, it is whether or not the woman had a child. COUGAR has to do with age.
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Ahh, once again, it's the Human Vuvuzela
How old is your mom, man? I never asked her in all those wonderful, storybook times we were together.
Based on your age she’s most likely older than me, but nothing could have stopped the passion between us.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 25, 2010 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Aren't we supposed to be marathoning tom and jerry?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Good point, don't come out until you've seen all 50yrs worth.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 25, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
including the movies?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
ESPN killed the Pac-16
On top of all the other reasons to dislike ESPN, the fact that they paid the Big 12 the same amount of money and extended the contract with them just to eliminate the threat of a Pac-16 should be enough to hate them.
by Brian Floyd on Jun 22, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The sad part is
Most of the country seems to see this as a good thing, a necessary evil. The last thing they wanted is a strong and powerful conference from the West.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
erm. Random tweet of the day?
@J_Rodgers8 i dont feel right when i dont have a v-neck on
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Sports-bras come in v-neck?
The O is the new U
by jcolomy on Jun 22, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That made me laugh out loud, I thank you sir.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 22, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew,
I think that I can breathe a little easier. In Moseley’s story about summer conditioning and incoming freshman he stated that he thinks the only freshman that have not enrolled and arrived in eugene are Hill and Dixon.
Viva Josh Huff!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I think the word is the Dixon is going to Grey Shirt
I think Hill may be the only player who is remotely a question mark due to grades, but I may have heard wrong.
My wife will be so pissed when she finds out I have spent my day off blogging
When I am supposed to be painting the house. I fucking hate painting. But it really needs to be done, and I am not going to pay somebody 5k to paint it.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Don’t worry, just take a recipe from the blog and make her a nice dinner and tell her you spent the whole day trying to find a way to make her a nice meal, and that’s why the painting didn’t get done.
You see honey, I did it for you :)
If that works, let me know… I’m running out of excuses.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Isn’t it raining? Threatening to rain? Going to rain for sure within the next 36 hours?
Aren’t you out of drop clothes? Mixing sticks? Isn’t the sprayer clogged?
Don’t you need a new ladder to do it properly? She doesn’t want it screwed up does she?
And if all else fails, aren’t you feeling a bit sick? Have a terrible headache and think you are coming down with something?
Wouldn’t it be better if you rested on the couch to be sure you didn’t miss work tomorrow?
If you are anything like my wife.
When all the scraping, sanding, taping, masking, puttying, renailing of loose siding and most of the painting is done, she’ll show up when I’m about half done with the final wall, with a paint brush and help me finish. Then she’ll get on the phone, facebook, and email, and brag to her 4 sisters and all her friends about how WE just finished painting the house. How great it looks and it was worth all the time and effort that WE put into it, because it looks so much better. WE have been wanting to get it done for a while now, but WE had other projects to do first, like when WE tore out the nasty carpet and put in all new solid oak hardwood flooring, and WE completely remodeled the kitchen, WE completely remodeled the bathroom and WE redid the back two bedrooms for the kids, WE built a new shed so we didn’t have to keep renting that expensive storage unit. WE ripped out all that old paneling and put in new drywall. WE crawled under the house and reinsulated the foundation and all the pipes. WE brought in two truckloads of gravel, rented a bobcat fixed the messed up driveway. WE have put a lot of work into fixing it up, but it will be worth it when we sell it because we stand stand to make a nice profit from all of OUR work.
But seriously, I love her she is a great mom and wife, but all of the above is completely true.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Hmmm
My tactic is actually a bit different, although I do greatly admire hers as well.
Here’s the thing: I find I get A LOT more items checked off the honey-do list if I give him ALL the credit for everything. So, even if we both wash the car, I tell everyone how my awesome husband washed my car for me! And when he cleans the garage (even if it takes 3 weeks), I post on FB that I have the best garage-cleaning husband in the world!
I find it to be a good investment in future chores. I’m sure he has caught on to my sneaky ways, but the truth is it is a system that works well for both of us.
You were saying something about a cat and mouse?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I took a typing test earlier to get a cert for a promotion
Part of the text was’
“everybody knows home improvement is next to impossible, so why hire somebody to mess it up, when I can do it myself for a lot less money”
1. It was some of the funniest stuff I have ever read in a typing test
2. it’s somewhat right
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
OK, who can be a doll and find me Oregon football's home game revenue from the last 5 years.
I’ll also accept last year or the year before. I’m tired of searching everywhere and finding dead ends.
Wait just a minute there missy
you expect me to work on Summer Vacation…..good point i have nothing better to do. Off to use my contacts and resources for meaningless information!
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
holy ballsack
@Chadfordinsider sources: Blazers reject Twolves offer of 4th pick in draft for Batum
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
If you want a used car, pussycow.
Screw you for putting this in my head, Cal and Gorby.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
This is seriously engraved into my brain now. I seriously hate you.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
pussy Cal, pussy Cal, pussy Cal
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
The funny thing is,
My Dad grew up near Long Beach in the 60’s and he remembers all of the Cal Worthington commercials, apparently they were practically the same commercials that I remember from the 90’s.
Good ol’ Cal Worthington, mispronouncing the sh*t out of every foreign car’s name.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I lived in Southern California until I was seven
and I still remember these f***ing ads. Never heard the pussycow bit though.
Never heard that bit about the reply button either, huh?
<3
Love you, HRD.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
No idea what you're talking about
It’s like a different language.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 22, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Football Outsiders ranked Oregon no. 9
No. 9 Oregon Ducks
2009 Record (Conference): 10-3 (8-1 Pac-10)
2009 Ranks: 8th F/+ | 9th FEI | 10th S&P+
2009 Offensive Ranks: 8th F/+ | 7th FEI | 11th S&P+
2009 Defensive Ranks: 21st F/+ | 22nd FEI | 18th S&P+
Proj. 2010 Offensive F/+ Rank: 4th
Proj. 2010 Defensive F/+ Rank: 17th
Top 25 Opponents: 2 (both road)
Two Signs for Optimism
1. Recent offensive history is on their side. In the last four years, Oregon’s offense has ranked 16th, third, 12th, and eighth in Offensive F/. They have finished no lower than seventh in Rushing S&P and no worse than fifth in Standard Downs Rushing S&P+. They had what one would call a less-than-impressive offseason. Jeremiah Masoli was kicked off the team after multiple arrests, LaMichael James was suspended for one game, and four receivers were suspended or booted — but the system works, and it appears Chip Kelly still has enough pieces to make the ball move down the field.
2. The defense has improved. The Ducks are known for their offensive proficiency, but their defense ranked has ranked no worse than 31st in the last three seasons. Eight starters return from last year’s 21st-ranked defense. Linebackers Casey Matthews and Spencer Paysinger are outstanding, and a secondary that was a bit too young to be consistent a year ago is suddenly experienced and potentially outstanding. Safety John Boyett picked off three passes and led the Ducks in tackles as a freshman last year.
Two Red Flags
1. Recruiting is not yet elite. Oregon made waves in its most recent recruiting class, nabbing blue-chip running back Lache Seastrunk. They have slowly begun to increase the caliber of the athlete they attract, but they still rank only 25th in five-year recruiting. Clearly they have succeeded without a team full of blue-chippers, but strong recruiting gives you a good margin for error. After an offseason full of said error, Oregon is about to find out how their depth stacks up, especially on offense.
2. Not the best offseason. They are still the Pac-10 favorites, but Oregon’s program took hit after hit this offseason. If the Fulmer Cup standings were a projection factor (and honestly, why shouldn’t they be?), Oregon’s overall projections would have dipped after Jeremiah Masoli stole frat boys’ laptops and got caught with marijuana, LaMichael James was arrested for potential domestic assault, receivers Tyrece Gaines and Diante Jackson were deemed ineligible due to academic issues, and two other receivers (Jamere Holland and Garrett Embry) were booted from the team altogether. Chip Kelly is always very assertive in the way he handles these issues, but the issues probably need to stop while the Ducks can still field an offense.
Those rankings are…interesting. Tennessee at 20 and Texas Tech at 16, for example.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 22, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Help me out here
I’m trying to pitch this idea to a friend. is it worth the trouble?
Sportswriter Sprints: A charity event where local and regional sportswriters team up to form a track team that would face off against the lineman of the UO football team, with all proceeds going to charity.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
here's a link for you guys
Rainbow Bacon. No really, Multi Colored Bacon
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Why?
Why would anyone even think they need to do that to something that is already perfect?
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

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