Quack Fix: Incoming freshman on campus, Altman hires Stubblefield
It's been a pretty quiet week in Duck land, but don't worry, we have some quack to keep you going:
- It may seem like football season is still ages away, but almost the entire 2010 class is now on campus, attending summer school. The only players not on campus from the 2010 class are S Isaac Dixon and CB Troy Hill. But every other future star is already preparing to make an impact this season. While any freshman could end up making an impact (as we learned with Terrance Mitchell during the spring), I'm particularly excited to see what Lache Seastrunk, Josh Huff, and Ricky Heimuli can do with some time to get acclimated to the program.
- It looks like Dana Altman has his assistant coaches in place after hiring Tony Stubblefield from the University of Cincinnati. While not officially announced by Oregon, this seems to be a poorly kept secret around Cincinnati, where Stubblefield has been an assistant coach. Stubblefield has made his name as a recruiter, and will be at Oregon just in time for the summer recruiting period, which starts July 6th.
- Former Duck Galen Rupp won his second straight national title 10000m at the USA Outdoor Track & Field Championships yesterday. The pace was a bit slower than normal, but Rupp stayed patient and made his move in the final 600m to win the race.
- In a bit of recruiting news, Oregon has hosted a couple players in recent days. OL Andre Yruretagoyena had such a good visit to Eugene that he's now rethinking visiting schools like Michigan and Arkansas, however, he'll be visiting Oregon State and Washington over the weekend. Meanwhile, Duck Territory caught up with QB Marcus Mariota (subscription only), who many assumed would commit to the Ducks after his visit. However, a late push by Washington has caused Marcus to delay his decision, and he expects to have a decision made by the end of next week.
- Heisman Pundit has a fun list, the fastest players in college football. And he compiles these numbers through hard data. Topping the list is Jeffrey Demps, who ran a 9.96 in the 100m in Eugene a few weeks ago (yeah, it was aided by wind). LaMichael James is given an honorable mention, which is fair. He has some very fast times on the track, but not quite fast enough to match the other speedsters. Yet, I'll take James over the pure speed. He has it all: speed, vision, agility, power. Is it Sept. 4th yet?
Leave your other quack below. GO DUCKS!
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I hate Washington so much
That I start to hate any player considering them. Irrational? Sure, but so is agreeing to go to Washington.
by Andomania on Jun 25, 2010 7:20 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
OL Andre Yruretagoyena
Wonderful last name, just missing an ‘I’ for a the entire vowel family
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
He is one heck of a player.
He would be a huge get for Coach Greatwood.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Tehe, you said Great wood.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 25, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
good god how is that phonetically spelled.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Phonetically spelled = ‘pronounced’
In other news, axemen would have voted for W had he been alive for the ’04 and ’08 elections.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 25, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, election fail.
I’m awesome.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 25, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, using phonetically spelled is AWESOME.
I’m gonna be phonetically spelling the shit out of some stuff this weekend, I’ll tell you that right now.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 25, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
ummmmm
double fail. that and i’m a democrat.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Since when are 11-year-olds eligible to register to vote?
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 25, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Since when are you the voting police?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Weew Weew Weew Weew (flashing lights)
This is NOT the voting police, this is the Spelling POLICE!!! You spelled “vuvuzelas” wrong in your signature.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Jun 25, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
would that be the new pac 12 logo in shield form?
also nice to see no script in the end zone (i think?)
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
It’s not just the new Pac-10 logo, but the Pac-10 logo in green and yellow. Awesome.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
i cant tell
does it have a “12” in it yet?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
looks like a 10 to me
Which makes sense because for next season there will be 10 teams not 12
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Correct me if i'm wrong
but I think they missed the end zone by 5 yards.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I wonder if they will squeeze a little arrow above the second O
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
That’s great, but who are the C-H-E-F-S?
Great googley moogley.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
That explains why we get more touchdowns! Shorter field!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
New Pac 10 rule. Oregon’s offense is too good, so the visiting teams get to play on a shorter field just to try and make it fair.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
God I hope no Husky or Beaver fans see this picture
This will be posted around the intertubes for years to come it must be destroyed
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Obviously
The letters haven’t been applied yet, but I think if I had a similar picture for Husy stadium or the Bavers I would be tempted
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
If the last O was on there, it would be tempting, but the fact that the O isn’t aligned with the rest, it makes me feel better.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
probably wouldn't be hard to photoshop a carrot above the second O
You have to admit that would be a pretty funny image.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
I want to see the markers from the Baver’s fourth down attempt in the Civil War. The caption:
You are Here (Arrow at the ball spot) the Rose Bowl is Here (Arrow to the fourth down chains they failed to reach).
by JonathanPDX on Jun 25, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean the Beavers of OREG N STATE?
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by echo31 on Jun 25, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How would the Huskies would know where the end zone is at Autzen Stadium? I don’t think they’ve been there lately.
by JonathanPDX on Jun 25, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
The outer edge is yellow, it’s filled with white, and it looks like the green is just the grass that wasn’t painted.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
The turf looks great!
I do not like the actual new Pac-10 logo, but it is cool that we have it in our colors.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I’m most interested in what the wall is going to look like after they repaint. Although the Pac logo in Green and Yellow is pretty sweet.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
What are those Baver fans doing out at the East 30 yard line?
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
Bonus Caption Contest in honor of Wesley Johnson's pants from last night

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Prior to signing his NBA contract
Wesley just couldn’t decide whether he wanted to join the yacht club or country club first.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Stern: “psst Wes, you’re still wearing your pajamas”
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Wesley Johnson knows there’s nothing to do in Minnesota but sleep
by westspec on Jun 25, 2010 10:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
With the fourth overall pick in the 2010 NBA draft, the Minnesota Timberwolves select John Daly.
by JonathanPDX on Jun 25, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Jerry West silhouette covering team names wasn't the best idea

by runfast on Jun 25, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
disagree those hats are awesome
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
That’s not a Detroit Pistons hat, that’s R Kelly’s new album.
by JonathanPDX on Jun 25, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Okay, this has to be one of the funniest things I've read in weeks.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
They don't teach personal finance at UW.
Mark Brunell apparently couldn’t figure out how to handle 52 million dollars, and lost it all.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
52 million Dollars!!??
It is just amazing that you could lose that much money in ten years.
He should have invested in 52 million scratcher lotto tickets! Duh
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The lottery is for entertainment only and not investment purposes!!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Really!!??
Well there goes my career as a financial planner.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The lottery is the tax on the poor and stupid.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
The lottery is a tax on people who don’t understand the math.
[em] this sig for rent [/em]
by benzduck on Jun 25, 2010 9:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
what, I understand I have a better chance of being hit by lighting befor winning a jackpot
but $2 is worth dreaming, considering I have 1:35.6 odds of winning something less than the jackpot. I want to win the lottery and then just by lottery tickets with the winnings, pretty much along the lines that started this whole lottery conversation
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Jock, you’re from Washington… do you like Apples?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
oops
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
This could get ugly...
Live chat with Jake Locker on Monday.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Nah, ESPN screens the chats heavily and selects which messages to display in the chat.
Damn Commies.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 25, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh to hell with that
flood them!
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Marking calendar and preparing Jock Licker questions as we speak.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
exactly.
“Jake, who’s got a better tounge? your mom or your dad.”
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
“Mr. Locker, how badly do you sleep at night knowing your collegiate career is nearly over and you still can’t beat the Ducks?”
“Jake, in your own words, tell us which loss to the Ducks tore up your insides the most.”
“On a scale of one to ten, how much did the 43-19 loss to Oregon crush your soul?”
“Jake, please explain to us how many times you had to sleep with Todd Mcshay in order to be put atop his draft board?”
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
“Jake, when you upset USC last year did you shower the coach with Zima?”
“Jake, what made you cry the most: Toy Story 3, Twilight, or Harry Potter?”
“Why was the Indian kid with the monkey your favorite Planeteer?”
Jock, you’re from Washington… do you like Apples?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Jake, do you have any regrets from 4 years ago when you signed a LOI to ruin the rest of your life?
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
yeah i think we need to do this.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Have you evere seen a grown man naked?
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 25, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s actually “Surely you can’t be serious.”
But no, I’m not joking. And don’t call me Shirley.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 25, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been seeing a whole bunch of Samoans all week around Autzen so I Googled, came up with this:
http://samoanews.com/viewstory.php?storyid=16268&edition=1277114400&newssection=Sports
How did I know that they were Samoans you ask? I axed ’em.
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
Oregon University is apparently north of PSU
So it must be in Washington. Boooooooo Oregon University, Booooooooo
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
I think that the author of the article is a thousand miles south of the equator
and as much north of Tonga. The dude coulda written U of O backwards because Samoa is on the other side of the earth?
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
true, I believe that int he Southern Hemisphere, water spirals the opposite direction and University comes after the State name
by echo31 on Jun 25, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah. right.
RIP

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelsas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Anyone else watching the USAs on ESPN right now?
Four Ducks yet to race tonight (Purvis, White, Blood, Acosta)
"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"
Errr, I lied (or misread)
No Purvis and White, but Blood’s running at 6:14 and Acosta at 6:35 in the 5000 finals.
"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"
by AllSaintsDay on Jun 25, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
More than half of the stands are empty. Sheesh.
by runfast on Jun 25, 2010 6:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah.
Hometown girl Lolo Jones was calling them out on Twitter. I LOLed
"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"
by AllSaintsDay on Jun 25, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody thot about Pritchard(sp) for Oregon's new AD?
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
ESPN
So I used to regularly log in to espn360.com to rewatch the UO-UA game from last year, and of course the civil war. Now on espn3, they only go back 30 days. Does anyone know other ways to view these games? Thanks. Roses.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
by qrsouther on Jun 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Really? I'm sorry dude.
It’s possible that other people may be accessing it right now. Try it again tomorrow or something. Or with Safari. Apologies for it. I accessed it tonight from my Macbook running Safari and all was as it should be.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
To be honest, I tried it during the football season when you posted the link before. I’ve tried using the link in Quicktime and VLC w/ no luck. No worries, thank goodness for Goduck.tv.
I feel like I should say something smart.
Quinn, do you have the 2008 Civil War? I tried the one on goducks.tv but it says “not found” when I try to start it. On your father’s page it looks like there’s only 2009 games.
"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 26, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope, we do not.
Bah, I wish. My dad will do it again this year if people want it, though.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
I just want my Bavers screenshot.
"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 26, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Please, ask Dad to go for it.
I got an OS X Mac….is there a way to make the picture bigger?
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
goducks.tv
hit the “game replays” tab, and select Football from the dropdown. They have everything but the Rose Bowl (and maybe boise) along with about 2/3 of 2008 all free. Some will have the OSN broadcast so you get Joe G et. al., but all the games are there.
quinns is better by far
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly






















