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Quack Fix: Saul Patu, A Big Commit, and Rich Brooks

The last few months have been about concerning ourselves with sports that are only really big every 4 years. FINALLY, we can concern ourselves with football season because let's face it. Baseball doesn't matter until September and what do we have in September? Football! Onto the quack.

  • If you haven't already heard, Football got a huge (literally) commit from 4-star offensive lineman Andre Yruretagoyena yesterday. He's listed in the Rivals 100 and the ESPN 150 and is already slated to play in the Under Armour All-American game.
  • Now that Utah has joined the Pac-10, where does BYU go from here?
  • A former Duck football player is running some sports leadership camps.
  • Want to know what would have happened had the USA not joined WWII? It would have gone a little something like this World Cup result.
  • Bob Clark from the Register Guard takes a look at how Rich Brooks is fairing in retirement. 

Not a lot of quack today, probably because the sun has finally arrived in Oregon. we may have that summer yet!

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They harked on you because he was dead. That's a bunch of crap.

He went for helmet to helmet hits. You’re asking for problems when you do that.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 27, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Long ago, I learned that spending time at Dawg Pound is like standing in deep shit.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dog shit at that!

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 27, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pot, meet kettle.

by kirkd on Jun 27, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice comment

You joined just to say that? Talk about the pot and the kettle? That’s exactly what I thought when I read the comments by Huskies at the Dawg Pound.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering how England was denied a clear goal, well...

Think of it as a blatant and obvious TD being waived off… and time has expired, and you really needed to score a touchdown to win the game.

So yeah.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

That was a horrible call

But Germany was simply miles better today in any case.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or get their head out of their ass

Like baseball should do with foul ball and has done with HR calls, calls on whether a ball goes over the line or not should be reviewable.

Much of soccer’s rules are subjective, whether the ball goes over the line for a goal is not.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think all the yellow cards are out of control.

I claim bias: the officials in the USA-Ghana game yesterday royally screwed the US by puling those two yellows in the early going.

By contrast, I don’t think the Ghana team received one in the entire first half.

Call me crazy, but that’s just ridiculous. Basketball fans hate it when the opposing team goes to the line about a billion times and their team doesn’t. The same thing happens in soccer. Two yellows for USA, 0 for Ghana. Total BS.

Now, if there hadn’t been two inexcusable defensive breakdowns leading to a pair of fast break Ghana goals, methinks the score would have been very different.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly,

Once FIFA mandates that people flopping should be given yellow cards, I will become much more interested in soccer. I’m looking at you Christiano Ronaldo!

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know right?

It’s worse than the NBA out there!

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by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody dives

Everybody. There isn’t a team in the tournament or the world that doesn’t dive. The governing body doesn’t take a hard stance, so they do it. Altidore did it multiple times yesterday, the Italians do it to a criminal degree, and all of it was on display.

Until FIFA cracks down, it’s hard to blame teams for doing it.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've felt blatant flopping in the NBA deserves a technical foul for a while.

Because it will only take one to stop that g@rb@ge.

Soccer flopping might deserve an Oscar. Or an instant clock stoppage while the dramatist gets to his feet…

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What you don't realize is that the little clock on TV

Isn’t the game clock. The ref has a watch that he stops and starts during the game as needed. Time is stopped for injuries/goals/etc, it’s just not noticed by most.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Cougfan, you're stealing all my points.

Stop being so right.

Anyway, there does have to be a way to stop diving in soccer, though, it is by far the worst attribute of the sport.

Red cards for the most obvious dives, and the most obvious dramatics on the ground.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only soccer can bring out the “everyone else does it so it’s okay” defense from otherwise rational fans. I saw this defense in the open thread yesterday too. Also, I watched the Germany game (my last name is Muehlhauser, guess who I’m rooting for now that USA is out) and didn’t see them pulling the crap Ghana pulled where some guy falls down with nobody around him and lays there like he’s dying until being carted off by a fucking STRETCHER, only to jump off of it the second he hit the sideline. I don’t give a shit if the other teams do it, it’s weak as hell. “Everyone else does it, so just go with it” was probably the company motto at the Enron board meetings and sub-prime mortgage loans industry.

Everyone defending it probably loves when Pau Gasol takes a dive too and thinks it is just playing within the rules. I suppose I just think integrity means doing what’s right regardless of whether some loophole in the rules allows it. If that’s how a sport is played, that sport probably just isn’t for me, so I will leave it be.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for truthiness

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rec and encourage this, but I know where this conversation ends.

Otherwise, good points MCD.

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by Matt Daddy on Jun 27, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously I just wrote that I think diving and faking needs to be eliminated.

And called it the worst part of the sport.

I wholeheartedly agree it lacks integrity.

I also don’t think it really works, the ref stops his watch while you’re rolling around like a bitch, and often times I think players can “play through” a foul or near foul and make a lot more out of a play than a free kick.

However, I think you’re misunderstanding at what some are writing here, or at least my own perspective. Personally, I’m saying: stop blaming or even insinuating that the loss was based on some pussy diving and injury faking, it came because we couldn’t score goals, and can’t (ever) play defense to save our fucking lives. We were outplayed. Not by a lot, but definitely enough to lose.

Axe was bitching about refs yesterday, today Obrienadlfkjadsf is on calling out the “bias” of the referees, even using incorrect statistics about the cards. There was no goddamn bias, we lost the fucking game, stop crying.

This is the point of view that makes Cougfan (I think) post that it is a part of the game. It’s the fan that “hates” or looks down upon soccer yet watched the game that’s now on here crying about other people’s actions, when we couldn’t score goals.

Whining about refs and unfairness most certainly lacks integrity as well, in my opinion.

Do what you need to do to win and you don’t have to bitch and moan about other people’s integrity.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope for consistency's sake

there’s as much complaining about a lack of integrity when our QB stays on the turf a little longer than he needs to to get a roughing call. Or when a Duck WR baits a ref into a PI. Or when our high tempo offense suddenly starts lollygagging into formation to use up clock.

by grimc on Jun 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If our QB has to be taken off the field on a stretcher after not being touched and then comes back on the next play I will complain about it. Also, I’m not bitching and blaming the loss on the refs. Not even a little bit. You shouldn’t leave it in the refs hands. I’m only saying its weak and something I dislike about the sport.

People are saying “every team does it”. First, I don’t care if everyone is doing it. You can win without doing it. It is possible. Secondly, I disagree with that sentiment because I watched Germany finish their game with no stretchers and still hold on for the win.

Do I think USA lost because of it? Not even a little bit. We weren’t good enough, bottom line. I just think its a hrrible part of the game and I’m not the only one who thinks that.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 4:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hear you man.

There is no doubt the stretcher thing is just grossly stupid, and everything just short of that is as well. We all hate it. I would like to see more crack down on it, as I initially wrote (red cards). I don’t think you’ll find a soccer fan who likes it. I just think the comments about “every team does it” are essentially true, there is no lesser integrity in Ghana than there is in Germany, and everybody who doesn’t watch soccer is suddenly outraged by this, as if Ghana were planning a new world war, when it always occurs. I’ve watched the game since I was about 5 years old, Germans dive and fake too. The German team was up 3 goals today for the last 30 minutes or so, it had no need to do anything but play the game out. You may need to watch them roll around on the ground before it’s over. Ozil was also diving quite a bit, complaining about it, and then got yanked by his coach before it got any worse.

Personally I’m reacting to comments about bias and/or blaming, which is where my first post comes from.

I’m certainly overall on the same page, diving and faking = bad.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The stretcher

is how the referee moves play along. Yes, it’s irritating to see someone hop up off of it immediately as they get to the sideline, but it’s better than them continuing their fake agony on the pitch.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 27, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The USA lost because of two horrible defensive gaffes.

The second goal: great hustle by the Ghana player, but no excuse for the US defender OR goalie.

The celebration after the first Ghana coal would have been a couple fifteen yard penalties in football. Maybe even three, had those officials from 08 Washington-BYU been on the scene… There should have been stopping time, or an outright clock stoppage, considering how much time evaporated.

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is stoppage for that

The referee typically adds 30 seconds to a minute per goal for celebrations. Celebrations only draw cards for certain things, which FIFA outlines (taking off the uniform is one).

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not “whining about refs and unfairness”. I suppose I fall more in the bitching and crying about other people’s actions category.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 4:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I didn’t single out soccer. See my point about Pao Gasol.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

They've actually gotten better on that

Believe it or not.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ref was not the problem yesterday

Part of the interesting problem in the world cup is that refs around the world officiate games differently.

E.g. South American refs give more cards than Europeans do, its not wrong, just a matter of interpretation.

Btw the whole stalling thing Ghana did at the end was bad but typical.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cards were 3-2

And the ref wasn’t the problem. In fact, the only person with a legitimate gripe about a bad call is from Ghana. The yellow late in the game came on a clear flop by Altidore.

The refs were fine. The crap back line and bad coaching decisions sunk the US, not the refs.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

No Onyewu was a huge problem

If Gooch isn’t hurt, they certainly have a much better D.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that either

Again, it comes down to Bradley. He handcuffed himself by throwing all his chips in with Onyewu in the back. In the end, you saw the result.

Onyewu had a hand in every goal given up before the last game. He was slow, didn’t have the feel, and made mistakes. It’s what happens when they tried to get him fit in such a short time.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I meant if he isn't hurt but yeah

We should make a run at Jurgen Klinsmann for the new HC (although I’d keep Bradley if we couldn’t get him)

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to

No better defender out there for the US honestly as we saw.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

And btw Argentina just scored a goal that

Should have been disallowed. Replay please!

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO! NO REPLAY!

Because FIFA is burying its head in the sand like a bunch of USC fans after a trip to Reser…

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cougfan is dead on.

Cougfan for head coach of the US National Soccer Team.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I watched Germany this morning and walked away thinking we’d get the 10-run-rule applied if we had to play them instead of Ghana. Also, they went up by 1 and kept attacking, got up by 2 and kept attacking, and won by 3. I didn’t see a single stretcher come out when they were leading. It was a miracle because I was under the impression that if you have the lead you are supposed to take turns laying down and faking injuries. Deutschland didn’t get the memo I guess.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Germany can score

That game vs. Argentina (all but a certainty now) should be a goal-fest.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching USA I was starting to think there was a rule against attempting a shot from more than 10 yards away, elevating a shot more than 6 inches off the ground, or shotting your shot more than 20 mph. Then I watched other teams and realized that our strikers are the soccer equivalent of morgan flint.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Germany also has the best power strikers in the world, by far

They are so fun to watch. I think the difference in confidence level really shows through.

USA! USA!! USA!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!!

by trumpetduck on Jun 27, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

After reading the article that was linked to regarding Andre Y, it sounds like he is very committed to the Ducks. I loved the part about him calling the schools that were pushing for him the hardest and told them the news first. Woo Hoo

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

There, if you want bad refereeing

The AR in the Argentina-Mexico game should be shot.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 11:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t know what I was thinking. Sorry! Thankfully, I was reminded yesterday why I don’t watch soccer before the brainwashing was complete.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can't determine which gets more unnecessary hype..

1. Soccer
2. Jake Locker
3. Tim Tebow

Right now it’s a tie between all three.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 27, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your soccer comment is mean. I’m laying on my living room floor holding my chest in agony. I’m injured…bad. Get the stretcher. My feeling are hurt so bad I can’t walk. I’m so c-c-cold. I see Blue. He looks GLOOOORIOUS…

Oh, what’s that you say? We are to the sideline already? COACH, COACH I’M FEELING ALL BETTER. ITS A MIRACLE! SUB ME BACK IN, QUICK!

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

Paul Pierce? Is that you?

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm…I never heard you complaining when Derek Fisher and Pau Gasol were taking dives.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 1:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Derek Fisher is the worst

by echo31 on Jun 27, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe me,

Fisher and Gasol irritate me as much as anyone because of their constant flopping.

I dislike all floppers equally.

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alexi Lalas is on ESPN right now trying to convince Chris Fowler that the controversy created by all of this is good for the game of soccer because people are talking about soccer. Fowler said, “so if injustice creates more fuss than integrity, you prefer injustice?”

pwned

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the same stupid argument some use in defense of the BCS. What a load of crap.

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by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh, great discussion topic, Jared. Which is worse, the BCS or soccer? You can’t put the pin back in the grenade now.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no answer to that question.

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by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

So soccer == BCS?

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fowler looked legitimately pissed off.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha,

Lalas got put into his place, that is for sure. Just like so many others in so many sports, they side with the “no publicity is bad publicity” mentality.

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hilarious listening to the whiny-ass England coach…“the missed call was too much of us to go forward.” Oh, you can’t keep playing the final 30 minutes because of hurt feelings? And then their keeper saying “Germany would have crumbled.” Really? Crumble? Like you guys did?

Is it total b.s. that the goal was allowed? Yes. Could it have completely changed the game? Yep. Could you have sucked it up and still came back since you were only down by 1 at that point? ABSOLUTELY.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

*wasn’t

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good points.

And in further refutation of Lalas, all of the terrible calls and flopping that goes on all over the field have really cemented my negative sentiments towards soccer. I probably will not be watching any more of the World Cup. Take that Lalas!

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by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This headline sums it up.

England robbed of 4-2 loss to Germany. Settles for 4-1 loss to Germany.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, that's good.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the British press agrees with this

Germany was by far the better team today, Argentina-Mexico was a bit closer. Argentina was a little better but if one of those early chances by Mexico goes in rather than off the woodwork who knows.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the knockout rounds so much better than the round robin.

Everybody pussy foots around the round robin, now they start playing.

All the games so far were great, I thought. Uruguay v South Korea was extremely evenly matched and all the goals scored were really well organized and played, no shenanigans.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

URU/GHA should be interesting

I think Uruguay definitely has the edge, can’t see Ghana’s keeper being THAT good again.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give Uruguay a pretty solid edge.

Suarez and the rest of that front line are lethal, they’ve been giving up very few goals, and South America is so far proving to be a step ahead of the rest this time around.

Of course, it’s soccer, so you never know.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uruguay is absolute murder on the counter

Forlan scored over 40 goals in Spain this year doing exactly that a lot of the time.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Guardian nails today's game
The lasting conclusion is that England were neither as sleek, co-ordinated or quick as their opponents. If the team were to scramble further at the World Cup, they had to see impact from Wayne Rooney. The attacker was yet again out of touch and once more let his frustration lead him into futile positions. There should be recognition that he was almost alone in the party as an embodiment of excellence who can still tell himself that the best days lie ahead. No matter how they rage against injustice, his team-mates should appreciate in some cobwebbed corner of their minds that they were outplayed.

Their greater experience proved a burden. It has to be understood that the leaden-footedness kept England off the pace throughout the tournament. They were obliged to take on Germany because they had come second in their group. Solutions are all but out of reach, too, for a line-up that clumsily pieces together three goals in four matches, with Jermain Defoe the sole striker to hit the net.

England were struck by an injustice but the enduring reflection has to be that the means did not exist to recover from it. While the latest wave of pleas for the introduction of goal-line technology look reasonable, it is not an item for Capello’s own agenda. Should he stay in the post, he will have to refresh the line-up for the Euro 2012 qualifiers. He is unlikely to be in charge for the 2014 World Cup.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/27/germany-england-world-cup-2010

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently england still can't beat us in anything.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its tough for England

They invented soccer, cricket and rugby (the later two of which are of course the roots of two major American sports) and are not anywhere near the best at any of them.

The student has outshone the teacher.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not really suggesting our soccer talent level

is higher than England’s, are you? Or that because we play baseball and football, that that means, wait what?

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 27, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's also been a long time since an Englishman won Wimbledon...

That might change with Murray, though. He’s a very solid player. But Rafa and Federer have owned that grass the last several tournaments…

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or act properly when they lose

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/7858124/Violence-in-central-London-following-Englands-World-Cup-exit.html

English fans confronted and surrounded a lone, bare-chested German supporter amid bitter scenes in Leicester Square.

The man was pushed and elbowed as he tried to find his way through the crowd. Other England fans turned over bins and burned Germany flags as dozens of police officers stood guard.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look everybody, it's the 80's again!

How many people died this time?

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

0 thankfully

Yet more proof that as crazy as American fans are, we got nothing on Euros.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

American fans riot when their team wins, which makes even less sense.

by grimc on Jun 27, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are actually arranged sprawls

Between supporters of rival teams (usually after soccer matches) in England in particular.

Seriously they agree to show up and kick the crap out of each other after the game.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alexi Lalas needs to be put out to pasture, or made into glue.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jun 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree 100%

He’s both a homer and someone who can’t help to remind us how awesome he supposedly was.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's an idiot, especially compared with the other ex-US players ESPN has used.

But he did call Cristiano Ronaldo ‘a complete baby’ on national TV at halftime of Portugal’s first game. That was pretty awesome.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 27, 2010 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey us soccer buffs get a month every 4 years

Cant you just give it to us?

USA! USA!! USA!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!!

by trumpetduck on Jun 27, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Did you see England’s coach then players after the game. Every one of them blamed the refs for the loss. One of them said if that goal goes in he’s sure Germany would have crumbled. You were down by 1 and went on to lose by 3. How about if you man up and not crumble yourselves?

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 1:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

@TonyDiFrancisco

Oregon has picked up a commitment from Texas Dual-threat QB Johnny Manziel. He camped last week at Eugene.
Manziel’s JR stats are sick: Passing- 211-349, 2,782 yards, 19 TD, 5 INT, Rushing- 232 for 1,529 yards, 33 TD. Receiving -5 for 152, 2 TD

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 27, 2010 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap, how many QBs are we taking this year. Apparently Damarcus Smith from Kentucky will be in town this week too.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 1:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i think we’re going to the weird ‘pistol 11’ (or whatever its called) offense where its basically 3 lineman, 2 qb’s and 6 rb’s on the field at all times…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 27, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like it, but it is illegal … it’s called the A-11

by echo31 on Jun 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly,

It was not even very effective in the high school level.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s the “official” A-11 website there are some videos and stuff.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm,

Say goodbye to Mariota and Hundley?

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful for Hundley, maybe for Mariota. I’m pretty sure that Hundley is at the top of the coaches list. Manziel sounds like he could play all over the field and will be playing baseball as well (he was apparently offered a baseball scholarship from Texas). Here are some more notes from @TonyDiFrancisco

Again, I don’t think this effects Brett Hundley’s recruitment at all. If anyone, it effects Marcus Mariota’s offer.

Another note- Johnny Manziel is planning on coming to Oregon to play football AND baseball as well.

Manziel could move to WR if need be in the future. Has the speed and athleticism. Sort of like a John Boyett/Jeff Maehl type of player.

Note- Coach Kelly saw both Marcus Mariota and Johnny Manziel in person at camp last week.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

After reading this and more about him,

He sounds like he is being looked at as more of an athlete rather than a QB prospect. He seems like an incredibly versatile player that should help fill holes at receiver, and can be used in all kinds of formations.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the note about him being a Jeff Maehl/Boyett type player, and I love how the coaching staff is going after athletic players who know the game. Also, having former QBs at other positions is a huge plus. Sounds like a great pick-up by the staff.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree on the “players who know the game” point. Also, recruiting “winners” is underrated if you ask me.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s especially great when you can get athletic winners.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manziel really fits the mold of an under the radar "winner" that plays hard.

Everything about Manziel spells “coaches pet” (in a positive sense), he seems to have an incredibly hard working personality and is a relentless player that gives his all.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he'll come in as a WR if Mariota stays on

and/or we get hundley. However, I’m more inclined to believe that Mariota may go elsewhere, and then we’ll have 3 top recruits to battle for QB supremecy, with this guy applicable elsewhere if need be.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy can really set up his blockers, and looks as tough as Masoli. He can line up any place on the field and he passes with a high delivery

point and with touch. He seems to be able to do so much that he will draw attention on EVERY play that he is on the field. And, he’s fast. Wow, what a get. The only bad thing is that we have to wait for a year.

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Chip Kelly has learned that you don’t survive the football season with just one quarterback. Also I hear that competition makes your starter better. See: Masoli, Jeremiah. And Dixon, Dennis.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 27, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is kind of cool (for me anyway)

I was just looking at the Alaska Baseball League summer schedules and rosters, and noticed that some of the younger Oregon Baseball players are playing for the Anchorage Glacier Pilots and the Peninsula Oilers I usually try to catch a couple Buccaneer’s games each year, but I guess this year I will be going to some Glacier Pilots games

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by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck do you play baseball in Alaska.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

High tomorrow in Anchorage: 65 degrees.

Sounds pretty darn nice.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

It’s the same game, four bases, a pitcher, a batter no difference.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, it's ON now.

Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.

by qrsouther on Jun 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude. Stop being such an ass over on UW Dawg Pound. Really uncalled for.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody just compared Masoli to OJ Simpson

and Williams to Pat Tillman. That definitely calls for ass-being. And actually, I don’t think he’s being one.

by grimc on Jun 27, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he gave his life to his University

ergo Tillmanesque

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because obviously cheating on the football field and being a wife beater really is a great sacrifice to a university.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't condone any of the actions taken by Jmas

but to say things such as

Curtis Williams to Massoli, is like comparing Pat Tillman to OJ Simpson.

Stevens is a bad egg and so is Masoli….they will always be threats to society, they will never learn, and eventually both will do significant time in jail.

Curtis was no angel…he did have some personal problems..he did have a bad relationship…he was never a thief, mugger, or rapist.

(would someone explain to me where a UO player raped someone?)

How about you pull your F***ing head out of your asses UWdawgpound, and read what quinn is saying. He admitted himself that Stevens would have been a better pick, but they just blew right by that.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Group think...

it’s a fabulous thing

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are rationalizing beating your wife

Because she hit him more than he did her! Um, so that’s an excuse? A huge defensive player who lifts weights, makes his wife work 70 hrs a week to support his family, can beat her if she hits him too? Ridiculous. Absurd. I just don’t get those assholes. I have been hit by women, and never felt I would be justified to hit them back. It is not OK, ever.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't get the "using the dead as an example is a bad thing" mantra

are we not allowed to speak of hitler anymore?

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sorry I missed this post yesterday.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I get the argument

But just drop the subthread over there. It needs to die so let it go. You’ll never change any opinions there, just as they won’t here.

Neither Washington, WSU, Oregon, or OS are in any kind of position to play pin the booking number on the criminal. We all have had problems.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I’ll start a fresh thread at CougCenter.

by grimc on Jun 27, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have more integrity than to speak ill of cookware

That frying pan sacrificed everything for Cougar football. It was the Pat Tillman of kitchenware.

by grimc on Jun 27, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just because that frying pan has since been thrown out tragically, it does not erase a lifetime of wrongs (and burnt-ass food)!

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

but Quinn is a friend of mine and they’re portrying him as a criminal mind not unlike the way the Duke players were attacked and labeled by the faculty, students, community and prosecution during the 2006 lacrosse case (one of the worst legal injustices by a city collectively of all time).

Berkowitz won’t unban me over there for my ahem tirade during basketball season so i felt like defending him over here.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not even trying to make any sort of point there.

What’s happening is that they’re completely misrepresenting my words and blowing everything that I’ve said to completely unreasonable and unrecognizable proportions.

As well, there have been personal attacks made on me in that subthread, which were not appreciated.

Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.

by qrsouther on Jun 27, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, and I saw that

There’s really no point trying to reason, though.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 27, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is what I've come to find today.

Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.

by qrsouther on Jun 27, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

they seem to want to continue the conversation

they’re still bashing duck fans, this blog, and quinn after we left. didnt they say something about not bashing those who aren’t around to defend themselves?

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with the coug

This is why I have kept my comments over here, trying to convince them is a lesson in futility.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curtis died because he was a Husky football player, he might not have been perfect, but we will always hold him in very high regard because of what he sacrificed to be a Husky.

I would love if Lear Pilot would explain this one to me.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just read the comments on the Duck blog.
And I have lost what little respect I had for Duck fans, you have absolutely no class and are a disgrace to the human race.

Learned 2 things today:

1. We [duck fans] are a disgrace to the human race.
2. If you beat women, then tragically pass away, people need to forget about the beating women part.

Also, let’s forget about Michael Jackson’s adventures with children because he made good music in the 80’s.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 27, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Huskies Truly believe their shit doesn't stink

They beat their women because they deserved it, why can’t you see that, godammit he gave his life for his husky, and that woman deserved it. How dare you criticize him.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he beating his wife and loving his husky?

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 27, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats from lear pilot fyi

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am kind of liking that they hate us as much as we do them

When I lived up there in the 90’s they wouldn’t even acknowledge the rivalry.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Yes, it is unfortunate that Williams passed away. He had all of the potential in the world to turn his life around. However, that does not erase the wrongs that he committed.

The Curtic Williams case reminds me of Chris Henry, his off of the field problems, and his tragic death.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's something

lear pilot is now openly committing libel and slander. He’s cutting and pasting our comments on this thread to make us look vicious and senseless.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 27, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be mad if he had posted my full quote.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 27, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Insert Fez "I Said Good Day" pic here.

Since google has failed to provide one.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 27, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking rec’d. Let the trolls be.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is where people like myself get in trouble, because I’m too damn hardheaded to leave those people alone and I have to make my point. I hate myself.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You ain't gettin' no virgin.

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 27, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Famous Duck, you never fail at making me scratch my head.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm FAMOUS for that! How did I get you this time?

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 27, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

By me not having a clue about what you're saying, as always.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, I'll try to break it down for you...nice and slow.

You concluded above my comment with “I hate myself..”

Allow me to be gentle when I say, you ain’t the onliest one that’s hated you; hence, not a virgin in that respect.

Now, I ain’t the one that has done such a vile thang but I can understand how it might’ve happened to someone else.

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 27, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

When on UW Dawg Pound, and you’re wondering if you should continue the debate, look at their logo.

You’ll run away in fear, and you’ll forget you were even having a discussion over there in the first place.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're thinking of Canada

Its illegal to hunt marine mammals in the US unless you’re a native, in which case they use a rifle. They don’t shoot the babies though, because they do it for subsistence not the fur.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is that the board of game

Is controlled by hunting guides, and the tourist industry, and NOT scientists and biologists. So they believe that aerial shooting of wolves is going to boost Moose populations. This is certainly true in the short term, but predation is essential to maintaining healthy game populations. It is a highly contentious issue.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing is controlled by scientists

get your seafood now, because in ten years, there won’t be any left. The oceans will be fished out.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 27, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry for the seemingly random statement there

I’m reading about this subject right now and its pissing me off. Alaska, acutally, has one of the world’s best run fishieries.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 27, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fisheries are strong

And thankfully the professional fishermen (and women) get it. But the tragedy of the commons is that people will do what serves their own interests, in lieu of doing what serves the greater good of all. Alaska is no different currently the fishery interests are fighting the Pebble Mine, will be (if built) the largest gold, silver, copper and molybdenum mine in the world. They want to build an earthen dam taller than the Eiffel Tower for the impoundment of toxic waste and the tailings. It just happens that it is located in the headwaters for several major streams that feed the Bristol Bay fishery. We have already seen what happened in Prince William Sound, and the Gulf of Mexico, the Bearing Sea, and Gulf of Alaska is one of the last great fisheries, it feeds a very large portion of the continent of Asia. This is not a good thing. Gold and silver are not worth it. Rant over. Sorry about that.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for bringing The Pebble Mine to my attention,

I wouldn’t have known of it’s potential awful existence otherwise.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 27, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sun never goes down

They can go drink and play at 3 AM and the sun will still be up.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 27, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its true

We have Midnight Softball leagues, it’s pretty popular. The ABL is kind of a neat success story, bring college kids up from the lower 48, give them a chance to earn some money over the summer, work with other college coaches, and players, get some more experience. A lot of Pros have come through the Alaska Bush leagues.

Current Pros who played in the ABL , past players include: Chris Chambliss, Dave Winfield, Bruce Bochte, Dave Stieb, John Olerud, Barry Bonds, Mark Grace, Eric Karros, Luis Gonzalez, Brian Horwitz, Jeff Francis, Frank Viola, and Mark McGwire. source

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestion for a new site title:

“Addicted To Quack – An Oregon Ducks blog, where we’re a disgrace to the human race.”

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Husky fans are hilarious.

2 of them have brought up the “golf cart incident”, referencing Oregon’s legal troubles.

I cannot tell you how hard I laughed.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The part I keep coming back to is quinn's original statement

Was about giving a guy second chances, not anything negative.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 27, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

in fairness, some people outside of the state probably dont know OS has a football team…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 27, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow A-Rod is a terrible defender all of a sudden…

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 27, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow A-Rod is a terrible defender all of a sudden…

Fixed.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding flopping

I have a simple idea for the next World Cup that will fix the flopping issue for good. Make Ray Lewis the US Soccer Team Captain. Allow him to craft a team that’s half real soccer players, and half NFL defensive professionals. The hardest hitters in the league.

I think the NFL guys know exactly what to do with a flopping crybaby, and it will be the last time any player fakes an injury. Do you really think that guy would have flopped at the end and called for a stretcher if TJ Ward laid him out while “going for the ball” in the first quarter (half? period? subset? Whatever, fuck soccer)

We’d make the entire World Cup into our personal Byron Hout and bring home the hardware or ribbon or whatever the fuck you win at soccer.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 27, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

See, by Ray Lewis, I think you meant....

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 27, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A red card would instantly stop any flagrant flopping, in my opinion.

Nobody, and I do mean nobody, is going to try that cr@p after forcing their team to play with only ten men because they collapsed the second someone breathed on them.

Italy would have some trouble advancing to the World Cup altogether if that happened…

What we need is some sort of sports show that gives floppers at all levels an Oscar for their performance. Kobe Bryant for Best Lead Actor! Derek Fisher for best supporting Actor! The Entire UCLA Bball team for Best Choreography!

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jun 27, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally I think watching Troy Polamalu fold your teammate in half would be more effective than a red card. And the end result would be the same, either way that guy is out for the rest of the match.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 27, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with this, in fact a huge problem with soccer officiating in general

is that the field is simply too big to cover for three officials. And FIFA just now is ‘experimenting’ with giving the fourth official actual responsibility on the field itself.

FIFA in general seems like some covert, arcane organization that pays no apparent attention whatsoever to the world at large, not to mention any possible technological advance that might make their game fairer and better to watch.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 28, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who is more incompetent? FIFIA, or MLB?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 28, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

The answer you are looking for is BCS.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 28, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

1. Ghana was better than the US team. Or am I the only one to fanthom such
     a possibility?
2. Uh, it’s soccer, so WTF? Name one country where soccer is huge, that you would
     live in.

by ochocokid on Jun 28, 2010 1:33 AM PDT reply actions  

Why do you hate America?

by JonathanPDX on Jun 28, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

why are you posting at 3 am.

i thought that was for teenagers only. WHY MUST YOU INTRUDE ON MY QUIET TIME!

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t fucking sleep, okay?!

by JonathanPDX on Jun 28, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, it’s soccer, so WTF? Name one country where soccer is huge, that you would
     live in.

Since it’s huge in nearly every other country in the entire world that has even halfway decent weather, where shall we start?

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 28, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d really enjoy living in North Korea.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

America

We should also end with America and the list can be two countries long.

USA! USA!! USA!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!!

by trumpetduck on Jun 28, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

A’Merica

Fix’t.

Also, you seem to define ‘huge’ in the same way most men define their genitals as ‘huge’.

(What, we were lacking in homoeroticism quite a bit over the past weeks. And we’ve been talking about soccer a lot.

OMG… Maybe soccer ISN’T A GAY SPORT AFTER ALL.)

/boggle

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 28, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

news*

Which, coincidentally, derives from the plural of new.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that’s funny right there.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 28, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lear Pilot

Apologizes sort of, but not really

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to respond with

Something like it wasn’t an insult, but I know it will all just start up again.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this drama still going on?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing to see here, move along folks.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. From now on,

whenever I read Lear Pilot I’ll hear William Shatner.

by grimc on Jun 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh my god

You’re right.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahaha! Love it!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 29, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vincent D'Onofrio

is my favorite broken speech actor.

Shatner was the ultimate master, though.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 29, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Christopher Walken would like to have a word with you

by echo31 on Jun 29, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hold on, I'm channeling my inner Leer Pilot
Why are we…emotional. Watching a guy … can be a very emotional experience.

Insults…You all know me …I’ve "lost it" with people. Needless to say…dead Husky players.

by Lear Pilot on Jun 28, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I heard Uruguay is beautiful this time of year.

by ochocokid on Jun 28, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't it winter there?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s 45 degrees in Montevideo right now. Yuck.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tee hee hee

I had to Wikipedia Uruguay just to figure out how to make fun of it, anticipating we weren’t going to LOSE TO GHANA. Turns out it sounds like a nice place.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 29, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

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