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Quack Fix: Texas QB commits to Ducks, top 10 running backs in 2010, and a little hope for basketball

When there ain't much quack over the weekend, what do you do? Well, some of our readers decided to take the Dawg Pound bait. Don't worry guys, we've all been there. But it's another day of sparse quack, so let's hope we don't end up like this. On to the quack!

And, that's your quack. If you've got any more to share, leave it in the comments. GO DUCKS!

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I don’t any school should be allowed a recruit if their students couldn’t spell his name. And we all know that UC Eugener’s couldn’t pull off Andre Yruretagoyena.

Give him back, he’s ours!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 8:07 AM PDT reply actions  

pussyCal pussyCal pussyCal

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by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s spelled Y-R-U-R-E-T-A-G-O-Y-E-N-A

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was spelled S-H-U-F-E-L-T?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see that you are a stickler for spelling. However, I would think that a man with a UC-Berkeley education would know the rules for proper apostrophe usage. Perhaps you’d like to explain why you are using an apostrophe in a plural?

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 28, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apostrophes should be rounded up and place in a concentration camp, so that we may perform dangerous medical experiments upon them solely for our amusement.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

flagged for calling Twist a "man"

Cal Football: Some things, you just accept, repress, and move on.

by Spazzy Mcgee on Jun 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the UO spelling bee:

Word Pronouncer: Would the contestant please spell: 42 – 3

Contestant 1: Could you use the word in a sentence?

WP: The Oregon Ducks massacred the Cal Bears 42 – 3 in a football game.

Contestant 1: Could you give me the origin of the word?

WP: It is commonly attributed to the Eugene area of the Pacific Northwest, although usage has spread throughout Washington, Oregon, California and Arizona.

Contestant 1: Are there any alternate pronunciations?

WP: It can also be pronounced: “ASS-WHIPPING.” Please spell the word.

Contestant 1: 42 – 3. P-U-S-S-Y-C-A-L. 42 – 3.

WP: Correct!

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by Gorbachav5 on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

TwistNHook Rule: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving 42-3 approaches 1.

First person to invoke TwistNHook’s Rule immediately loses the discussion.

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

42-3!

I lose first! Making me the winner!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you win?

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, some creativity!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Myself.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wins the day

BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE DO
/highfive

by grimc on Jun 28, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A rec to you, sir.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I highly recommend a game of calvinball at the portland meetup.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lil’ Gorby wins!

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

most likely.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-24! BAM!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you know that if you step in an invisible lasso square, that I get all your points

well now you do. BLAM

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should have let us keep King, then.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 28, 2010 9:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

While it would have been nice, it sounded like he was pulling a little drama on us – besides, it is kinda cool having all those friends go to the same school, which was a long shot at best for Oregon (Despite the wishes of some of those guys)

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

K-I-N-G. We can keep him!

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by TwistNHook on Jun 28, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Duck Territory has a free article on Manziel.

He’s very excited to be a Duck, and should be graduating and enrolling early.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 28, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

And he’ll play baseball!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s really good for Horton cause he can keep a scholly.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 28, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s nice Chip can supply good athletes to the spring sports. I don’t remember this happening so much in the past. Of course, it does help Chip’s recruiting when the spring sports are Oregon Track and Oregon Baseball.

by webfoot73 on Jun 28, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow this kid looks pretty good

It will be very exciting to see what kelly can do with this kid. If Kelly can make him into a good passer that kid would be tough to stop.

by ducksfan on Jun 28, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt he plays QB at the U of O as long as our other commitments hold.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sounds like the coaching staff likes Marziel more than Mariota. At this point, I’d be surprised if Mariota committed to Oregon.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 28, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right now,

Mariota looks like a UW lock. It makes sense to take 3 QB’s in this class. Move Hawkins out wide, that leaves us with a nice and even five. We will be set for a long time after Costa leaves.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

The coaching staff seems to like Hawkins just fine. I’d imagine he’ll stay at QB considering he’ll have already been there for 2 years after this season.

We can take two or three this class and we’ll be fine.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 28, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dont forget about us stockpiling wins.

And no, we are not giving you any damn wins!

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you get one last year?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

so go bother the rich kids in florida

fucking win hogs.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC was giving out wins last season

We got ours, I guess you didn’t get the memo. Too bad, that would have been epic.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They even gave us one...

I don’t know what WSU did to piss them off.

by B Money on Jun 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not sure they could ever do that.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be better for you and us if you Hucked the Fuskies!

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 28, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

why wouldn't he play QB

why would they bring him in to throw if they wanted him as RB or WR? He looked like he could run really well, but not like the RB we are getting now. I didnt see anything special to think that they would be bringing him in as WR either.

by ducksfan on Jun 28, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for someone on UWDawgPounders to copy/paste half of this comment and accuse you of being a racist, Quinn.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don’t you love it when you spend 20 minutes scouring a website for information when the whole time the answer was just under your nose? Damn you and your confusingly simple website, Tennessee DMV!

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Tako. Always appreciated.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha Ha

I just noticed that little comic you slipped into your intro…. good one

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone else note the Lache Seastrunk made the Honorable Mention list of the best running backs in the country?

  He just got his uniform number last week! And already he’s on the list! Does this sound good or what?

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 28, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

What *is* his uniform number, by the way?

Seems ‘8’ should be available.

[em] this sig for rent [/em]

by benzduck on Jun 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Brian Butterfield and TNQA8 take offense to your statement.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

15.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 28, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he'd post more of his actual math

because if he’s using the return-points-won percentages he says he is, then his outcomes seem like they’re out of left field.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 28, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you've never seen Dan Fouts play..

Here’s your chance. ’81 AFC championship game. SD @ Cincy.

9 below zero. Wind chill -59.

Lots of Hall of Famers in this game. Fouts, Winslow, Anderson, Munoz among others. Even Enberg and Olsen.

Yes, the Bengals used to be good.

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by benzduck on Jun 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

On the NFL network.

In case you wondered WTF I was going on about.

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by benzduck on Jun 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Alas

We have the Imagination Movers on at my house, so probably not going to happen.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I’m sorry. That’s one of the shows on Disney in the morning that I steer clear of.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jun 28, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should get your kids into Out Of the Box if they aren't already.

That show taught me so much, and I looked forward to it every day. It was great for imagination. I’m not sure if it runs anymore, but I’m sure there is some way to get old episodes of it.

Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.

by qrsouther on Jun 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a big fan of Imagination Movers

but its tolerable, and Luke likes it.

What really creeps me out is Yo Gabba Gabba on Nick Jr. We steer clear of that one.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s show’s more of a stoner show than a children’s show.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lazytown FTW

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me...

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 29, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its one of those shows that came on one day

After watching something else. My 3 y.o. daughter absolutely loves it. Anything with singing and dancing she loves. And she loves Nina of course.

For me it is barely tolerable, but at least it is not Strawberry Shortcake which is basically a half hour of marketing to preschoolers. After every commercial it “I want that papa, can we get that papa?”

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I really, really want it papa.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well go collect cans bitch.

Papa’s gotta watch the UA game again.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foot meet mouth

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though she's 3

Not a bitch. Three.

Do you wonder why people equate you with porn?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Toddler=/=Bitch.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was continuing the conversation?

not my personal opinion of young-uns. I do work with them in the summer.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably should have used a different word though

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's ok

I’m not going to get all up in arms. You’re a teenager I get it, I used to say some stupid shit before I thought about it. Just understand that most people don’t use that kind of language with a 3 year old (at least I hope not).

Also, my point was not that my daughter annoys me but that she is highly susceptible to cartoon characters pushing sugary cereals, and shiny plastic jewelry. It is the adults that market this crap to her that I really question.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah well thats what most children's TV is based around these days anyway.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I dig Yo Gabba Gabba, even without drugs.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 29, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, um, I'm watching the Natinals' overhyped rookie instead.

And watching ESPN ignore a good analysis of the game in favor of pushing the storyline.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He pitched very well with the exceptions of the 1st and 7th innings.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, overhyped =/= bad. He is one, isn't the other.

But he also got a better strike zone, as a 3 week rookie, than a 10 year veteran did. If he was pitching like this while getting a normal strike zone, I’d be more impressed.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight was telling, pitching against a division leader vs. a cellar dweller.

He’s going to be a very, very good pitcher. No doubting that, imo.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is one of the top 10 in baseball right now.

His stuff is absolutely insane. He may have a ton of hype, but he’s definitely the real deal.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I am not, and haven’t said he isn’t the real deal. I’m just saying he’s coming with expectations that are overly high.

And honestly, I probably wouldn’t be as irritated if ESPN’s own graphics hadn’t shown him getting a fairly ridiculous outside corner that the other pitcher wasn’t getting, and then the ESPN announcers just brush it under the rug to talk about how awesome he is for striking people out on pitches several inches off the plate.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I know you aren't

He’s got a ton of hype, but a lot of it is probably deserved. He’s the best pitcher (stuff-wise) to come out of the draft in quite some time.

Unfortunately, ESPN is going to ride that pony into the ground.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Still won't be truly amazed until blue makes him throw it over the plate for a strike.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should be noted, I have a pretty high threshold for "truly amazed"

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umps are still getting used to him.

It’s not normal for a kid to throw a cutter that moves that far horizontally and have it come in at 100 mph. Besides that, he may not need to throw it over the plate. The ass drops out of his curve so much and so far that it looks damn near impossible to lay off of and unhittable, especially after seeing a 99 mph heater.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may not need to throw it over the place. Or maybe opposing hitters need to swing at anything close because umps aren’t used to him, and are taking the unusual step of giving the benefit of the doubt to the rookie, until they do get used to it.

I’d like to know which it is.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both

His breaking pitches generate so many swinging strikes, it really doesn’t matter where the strike zone is.

On the other hand, his cutter comes in so fast and has so much movement, it has to be hard for umps that haven’t seen it to pick it up. I don’t know that they’re giving him the benefit of the doubt, nor do I know how good ESPN’s graphic is, but it may be that they can’t see it right.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one’s breaking pitches generate strikes to the point of it not mattering where the strike zone is. Mostly because bigger strike zones always, without fail lead to more strikes on breaking pitches.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And on a serious note, I looked through all his pitchfx data for today

The ump gave him two bad called strikes. The ump also called 4 balls that were strikes. It wasn’t so bad. Human element!

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s nasty stuff. And it gets even nastier when he’s getting a favorable strike zone.

"This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French & Ialians surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans!"

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 28, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really wasn't today, though

In fact, the ump took away the low strike on him. The rest of his called strikes, other than 2 (one in the 5th and one in the 6th I believe) were legit.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since we're all up in arms about soccer not using replay

why the fuck does baseball still use an umpire for calling balls & strikes? This whole ‘he should have a different strike zone since he’s a rookie’ argument makes me want to bite glass.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 29, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit… is that for real?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

First start

Batshit insane movement.

My pants dropped while I was watching that. On their own. It was that insane.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is probably the most insane pitch I’ve ever seen… it has like, 24 inches of movement.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn't do it justice


It had already dropped 12" when it crossed the plate, it dropped from his knees to his ankles by the time it got to the catcher. That pitch was also damn near in the zone, too.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s insane that his second and third pitches are CHANGEUPS.

Dude’s stuff is ridiculous.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jun 28, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just unholy.

A baseball’s not supposed to do that, is it?

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jun 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Bolts!

Don’t lose to Cincy!!!

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by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, it probably should have been more than a 20 pt margin.

Cincy was a much better team, on their home ice, and SD had played an overtime game 6 days earlier. In Miami. With the wind chill, that was something like a 135 degree temp drop between games.

And the Super Chargers had the worst pass D in the NFL that year.

What I remember most about that Bengal team — and I’ve been a Bengals fan since they came into the league — was the Super Bowl, the way they came out of the locker room looking all uptight and serious and “focused”.. and the 49ers were loose and relaxed and laughing and joking around, and I said to myself “Crap, I’m going to lose that bet.” And I did.

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by benzduck on Jun 28, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t believe no one has posted the chat of the most dreamy QB to ever throw (inaccurately) a football:

http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/33130/huskies-jake-locker

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 28, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my. This is comedic gold.
Jake, any truth to the rumor going around that you will take over Robert Pattinson’s role as Edward in the 4th movie of the Twilight series Breaking Dawn?
coach kelly (eugene, or)
it’s well documented that you don’t have a perfect record against my team. tell me, what’s so difficult about playing my Pac-10 championship defense?
Dick’s or Schultzy’s?
Jake Locker
  (1:49 PM)
Dick’s.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 28, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schulzy's?

Like the outhouse?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shultzy’s is like a hot dog/cheesesteak place. “Dick’s” is the correct answer…and hilarious every time you say it.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 28, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick's is pretty good

For a cheap burger, but you won’t get me to say I like D___’s

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go stuff our faces with some Dick's.

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by qrsouther on Jun 28, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasnt there a advertisement on the scoreboard at Autzen that was Dick’s Hardware or something? more advertising genius.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jun 28, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite food ad ever

“Dick’s hot dogs, the freshest and plumpest around. If you love hotdogs, you’ll love Dick’s.”

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehee

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by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope it's an outhouse

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Therefore

Either answer is hilarious

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Jun 28, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Team Chip

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by NEP on Jun 28, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first read I thought it was fake. I can only imagine the stuff they didn’t let him answer!

by JonathanPDX on Jun 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait wait...

Jake Locker likes Dicks?

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Jake Locker you speak of? I always knew him by his proper name, Jock Licker. And of course a Jock Licker loves Dicks.

Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 28, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Locker's comment regarding what will be a challenge for the Huskies this season,

 “I would say becoming comfortable with being at the top of the league. Learning how to play from that position.”

I was not aware that 5-7 was good enough to be at the top of the conference. Damn, the SEC folk are right, the Pac-10 sucks.

WAIT A MINUTE, is he speaking in terms of geography!!?? That would make WAY more sense.

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by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey leave him alone. The huskies are undefeated in 2010 right now. Let him enjoy it.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

" Learning how to play from that position. "

   Would that be the ‘prone’ position or the ‘supine?’

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

That Manziel dude looks pretty good on film

Decent arm, elusive. Has some pretty raw footwork, though even with that, he looks accurate on film. And the offense looks very similar to ours, especially the WR crossing routes. He projects well into our system, he has a great feel for the passing game, and he’s a sleeper candidate at QB.

Besides the footwork, only other negative I see is zero pocket presence. He’s not going to be able to take it outside so often and escape pressure as he doesn’t have outstanding speed, so he needs to learn to hang out between the tackles more. Kind of plays like Masoli in that respect, and he’ll need to fix that.

Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?

by baseb3383 on Jun 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

He also seems to have a strange release...

But he looks like a very versatile prospect.

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by CaDuck on Jun 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel we should make this fuskie recipie before the UW game.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for Green and Yellow fusky cakes.

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we send them over to lear pilot as a consolation prize.

My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"

--Rick Reilly

by axemen23 on Jun 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

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