Happy I Hate Washington Day: Golf Edition
It's still 154 days until Happy I Hate Washington Day: Football 2010. Depressing as that may be, there are more important matters at hand. Tomorrow morning, the Ducks take on the Huskies in the first round of match play at the NCAA Golf Championships in Ooltewah, TN. Beating the Huskies at anything feels great, but ending their season while keeping our national championship hopes alive? There's nothing better.
Everyone be warned: this holiday starts early.
5:45 AM PDT: Wake up, grab a cold one, say your morning prayers to Todd Doxey.
6:00 AM: First match of the day is underway, with UO's Jack Dukeminier taking on UW's Charlie Hughes. Dukeminier, the pride of Sheldon High, led the team in round 3 with a course-record tying 66. Charlie Hughes is Canadian. That's right. Canadian. He's a Husky, and he doesn't even have the decency to be an American. Not only that, but he's played really bad the last three days. For Dukeminier karma, sing America the Beautiful. Then, go find the picture of Ryan Appleby you punched during football season, and punch it again. Then set it on fire.
6:09 AM: Match 2: Isaiah Telles of the Ducks against the Huskies' Darren Wallace. We can all agree, Isaiah Thomas is a far better basketball player than Rasheed Wallace. Therefore, Isaiah Telles is a better golfer than Darren Wallace. For Telles Karma, think about how he kind of looks like Thai action star Tony Jaa:
via image.cdnl3.xosnetwork.com
via www.schemamag.ca
Watch this scene from Jaa's movie The Protector and think of it as a metaphor for what Telles is gonna do on the golf course today.
6:18 AM: Match 3: Oregon's Andrew Vijarro against Richard Lee of Washington. Vijarro enjoys fly fishing. Lee is married with a kid. We all know what happened to Tiger's golf game after marriage.
via multimedia.heraldinteractive.com
This can't bode well for the Huskies. For Vijarra karma, plan a fishing trip without your wife and kid. Then give the middle finger to this picture of Nate Robinson.
via i.a.cnn.net
6:27 AM: Daniel Miernicki (Ducks) v. Chris Williams (Sucks). Google search results for "Chris Williams sucks at golf"? 98,000. Google search results for "Daniel Miernicki sucks at golf"? 42. This is significant. Also, the first image result for "Daniel Miernicki sucks at golf" is this:
The link Google attributes it to? addictedtoquack.com (Home of Tako Tuesdays). For Miernicki karma, watch this Matt Foley motivational speech:
6:36 AM: The marquee matchup for the day: Oregon's Eugene Wong facing the #1 ranked player in the country, Washington's Nick Taylor. Taylor finished 36th at last year's US Open, the low score by an amateur. He also finished second in the US Amateur Public Links. But he's still a Husky, and is still susceptible to bouts of Huarditis. Symptoms include nausea, dizziness, lack of motor control, and impaired decision making. A case of Huarditis looks something like this:
Truly graphic stuff. According to an unconfirmed report, The Itis killed poor Damon Huard only hours after this attack. For Eugene Wong karma, go outside and yell "KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!" at the top of your lungs.
The rest of the day is totally up to you. You can go back to bed and dream of LaMichael James, or you can follow the action online. Some ways to pass your time while you refresh a scoreboard for four hours:
- If you're a golfer, here's an arts and crafts project for you. We're going to make Washington Golf Voodoo Dolls! Take a few balls and write big block Ws on them. Then, hit them into hazards, like bushes, sandboxes, or a lake. If you believe hard enough, Huskies will make bogeys.
- Revisit the football post, found HERE.
- Play the NCAA Golf Match Play drinking game. Here are the rules: if the Ducks win a hole, drink. If the Huskies win a hole, drink twice. If the Ducks win a match, take a shot. If the Huskies win a match, call someone you know who like Washington and tell them you wish they were dead. Everyone wins!
- Debate who you think is more rich, white, culturally racist, and pretentious: Georgia Tech's Chesson Hadley, Texas Tech's Finley Ewing IV, or Oklahoma State's Trent Whitekiller. The answer may surprise you.
Let's go Ducks!
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Don’t forget to save some Husky Hate for 4 PM when the Diamond Ducks take on the UConn Huskies.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
I can't hate UConn since they have caused the UW Huskies
Lots of pain.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
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I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jun 3, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I am laughing so hard
Its so fun to watch their pain.
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
I'l trust you guys on this one
I’m not getting up early for this tomorrow. If it were the Finals yes.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
God willing
I’ll be awake if I’m not hung over.
I’ll be waking up early a lot the next month thanks to the World Cup.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fusky softball collpasing
Conceded six runs in 2 innings to UGA at the Womens’ College WS, down 6-3 after 5.5.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It’s already working!! MUAHAHAHAHA!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Lee lives in a van, down by the lake (Washington).
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 3, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
In honor of this great holiday
You should change that horrible picture you have. Yes, I know what it is, but you just look like a Washington fan.
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
by trumpetduck on Jun 3, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Just for you, I will.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 3, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't do it for me
Do it for you
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He's from Oklahoma
Home to the only state that didn’t have a single county vote for our current Pres. , oh and they hate us, so fuck them.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You reading this, TN haters?!
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 3, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that replay official is still getting death threats
After he blew that call in Oregon-Oklahoma a few years back. Which did NOT coast Oklahoma the game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was referring to the fact that Tennessee actually had 3 or 4 counties that were blue in the election.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 3, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
Alaska may have had no blue counties either, if they had counties, which Palinland doesn’t.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Worth noting that all of the blue counties in Tennessee are predominately African-American. My county went about 60-37 McCain to Obama.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 3, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup that's the case in the South
Counties are either really really really blue or really really really really red.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Woah,
The scene from “The Protector” is eerily similar to the scene in Kill Bill when the main character kills the whole gang in Japan. Even the sets look similar.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The Mariners stole what little sports karma the state of Washington has
When Griffey retired.. We go this.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Mariners stole what little sports karma the state of Washington has
When Griffey retired on about April 30th or so.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
The Ms have won 3 in a row
And both since Griffey retired.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
They switched the pairings and changed the times
from what they outlined in the NCAA Handbook. Hope our guys play well tomorrow as the Huskies in the pairings did better 3-2.
I’m old-school as I HATE the beavs way more than I hate the Huskies. But I really want to move onto the second round of match play and the second round of the regionals by beating both Huskies.
Since things are getting started so early tomorrow, what time is the playoff between ASU, Stanford and San Diego? Do they only play 5 holes or so?
I feel like I should say something smart.
I also had the Wooden post open in the adjacent tab in my browser, and I thought I was looking at the comments for it. I was going to be very unhappy with you.
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 3, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad you saw this post because they've obviously changed things
Here’s the whole schedule:
http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1993955,00.html
Maybe the five-hole playoff between the three tied for 8th changed the schedule.
5 holes with a different member of the team teeing off first
They called it shot-gun in the handbook.
Shotgun start, I'm assuming
5 holes, with each group teeing off on a different hole at the same time. So everything is going on all at once.
Here’s the format:
In tomorrow morning’s three-team playoff, the tie will be broken by a sudden death counting the low four scores relative to par on each hole. Play shall continue with new scoring on each successive hole until a winner is determined. With three teams in the playoff, a shotgun format will be used beginning at 8 a.m. (Eastern). No. 2 Stanford, No. 16 Arizona State and No. 25 San Diego will vie for the final berth beginning on holes 11, 15, 16, 17 and 18. Should it go to another hole, No. 10 will be added to the rotation until it’s complete. The three teams will assemble on the five playoff holes with their No. 5s on 11, fours on 15, threes on 16, twos on 17 and ones on 18. The teams play one hole and the top four scores from that hole are counted. If a winner is not determined, the teams move on dropping whichever team does not keep pace with its counterparts.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Starts at 8 AM tomorrow. Might not be resolved by the time Hughes and Dukeminier tee off.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
What the hell is going on around here?!?!
We’re talking about Golf? And Baseball?!?! In the post season?!?! I thought we were a track school. When the hell did we start playing all these new fangled sports, and when did people start caring?!?!
I’m so confused.
Sincerely,
Bill Musgrave and Benzduck
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Bring back wrestling!

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
by Takimoto on Jun 3, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bring back the old meme!
Snore.
But do bring back the Benzduck, where the hell has he been?
He’s going to come back with a 10 billion word tome relating the evolution of real duck species to the our football offense’s growth, mark my words. Benz has got something brewing I tell you.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jun 3, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m worried about benzduck. I think he’s gone senile and is walking around an old folks home muttering things like, “I am the quack historian” “where is my German car made of ducks?” “you owe me $83,000!!!!”
Free the benzduck!
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Current standings of the match play
1 Washington Charlie Hughes
Oregon Jack Dukeminier Jack Dukeminier: 1 up 13 holes left
2 Washington Darren Wallace Darren Wallace: 3 up 13 holes left
Oregon Isaiah Telles
3 Washington Richard Lee
Oregon Andrew Vijarro Andrew Vijarro: 2 up 14 holes left
4 Washington Chris Williams All square thru 3 holes
Oregon Daniel Miernicki
5 Washington Nick Taylor Nick Taylor: 1 up 15 holes left
Oregon Eugene Wong
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Also
How does it work with match play if OREGON has 3 players win, all the players advance right?
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
I’m pretty sure the whole team advances, to face the next winning team.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Thanks for the link.
Also, are they trying to kill our eyes with this Orange and Black crap? Come on.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Man, watching numbers on a screen sure is nerve-wracking.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
More nerve-wracking is when the black and orange flips
between the teams. Long way to go in this one.
We should have matched up
our 5 with their 1
our 1 with their 2
our 2 with their 3
our 3 with their 4
and our 4 with their 5
that way theoretically we win 4 out of 5
especially since their 1 is insanely good
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
I believe that the team coach must designate before the tournament who is 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 golfers are for each team. That way when they get to match play, there’s no messing with it. I think I read that somewhere and am too lazy to go look up a link.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
They didn't use the same 1-5 for the match play pairings
UW had Taylor, Lee, Williams, Wallace, and Hughes 1 through 5 and we had Miernicki, Wong, Kudeminier, Telles, and Vijarro 1 through 5.
I don’t know how they got the pairings today.
I was surprised at the matchups
But they have 4 of their guys ranked in the top 100 (Taylor is #1) and we have 2 (Wong is #10 and Miernicki is #7). Hope it works out in our favor.
update
1 Washington Charlie Hughes
Oregon Jack Dukeminier
Jack Dukeminier: 1 up 8 holes left
2 Washington
Darren Wallace
Oregon Isaiah Telles
Darren Wallace: 2 up 8 holes left
3 Washington Richard Lee
Oregon Andrew Vijarro
Andrew Vijarro: 2 up 9 holes left
4 Washington Chris Williams
Oregon Daniel Miernicki
Daniel Miernicki: 2 up 10 holes left
5 Washington Nick Taylor
Oregon Eugene Wong
Nick Taylor: 1 up 10 holes left
pretty tight so far
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
The Dukeminier-Hughes matchup goes from even to Dukeminier to even to . . .
Let’s hope Dukeminier can stay on top and the others hold their leads.
knock on wood
but if we win, who would we play and when?
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
Wong ties it up and Dukeminier up to a 2 stroke lead
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
Current update
1 Washington Charlie Hughes
Oregon Jack Dukeminier Jack Dukeminier: 2 up 7 holes left
2 Washington Darren Wallace Darren Wallace: 2 up 8 holes left
Oregon Isaiah Telles
3 Washington Richard Lee
Oregon Andrew Vijarro Andrew Vijarro: 2 up 9 holes left
4 Washington Chris Williams
Oregon Daniel Miernicki Daniel Miernicki: 2 up 10 holes left
5 Washington Nick Taylor All square thru 9 holes
Oregon Eugene Wong
I bolded that one for a simple reason, if Miernicki wins that match, Taylor vs. Wong becomes (hopefully) irrelevant. Which is key because Taylor is the #1 Amateur in the country.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
I mean on the course
Miernicki had the earlier start time but is a hole behind Wong.
oh
no idea. Vijarro lost a stroke. only up 1 now
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
Went on the Steelers blog and asked about Dixon
here were the responses:
a lot of people are pulling for Dixon but Leftwich was given the first shot with the first team so he seems to have the edge with Tomlin and the coaching staff. personally i think dixon could definitely win the job, but he hasnt been given much of a chance so far and those chances will be few and far between now that Ben is back.
I think the only reason Leftwich was given first team duties for now is to reacclimate himself to the playbook and players. At this point, Dixon is the superior athlete and knowing Tomlin, he will be given a fair shot at winning the job. I am a Leftwich "hater" and think he will get the tar beat out of him if he is the starter. There is a darkhorse too but his job is going to be to hold a clipboard.
I hope Dixon wins the starting jobs or at least starts most of the games. I’ll never forget that game vs Michigan. The statue of liberty fake and ran it in himself. sux that he got hurt that year
Well it depends on how you look at it, if he doesn’t get hurt, he most likely is runner up for the heisman or even wins the thing and then the Steelers don’t get him because he’d be drafted higher.
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
This just in
Byron Leftwich just started throwing a pass which should get to his release point by training camp.
update
Washington Charlie Hughes
Oregon Jack Dukeminier
Jack Dukeminier: 2 up 6 holes left
2 Washington Darren Wallace
Oregon Isaiah Telles
Darren Wallace: 2 up 6 holes left
-——————————————————————————————————————-
3 Washington Richard Lee
Oregon Andrew Vijarro
Andrew Vijarro: 1 up 8 holes left
4 Washington Chris Williams
Oregon Daniel Miernicki
Daniel Miernicki: 2 up 8 holes left
5 Washington Nick Taylor
Oregon Eugene Wong
All square thru 9 holes
Stackin' wins like legos; toastin' Pac-10 like de eggos
Except for Vijarro losing it the last couple holes.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Match is sitting at 4-1-0.
Dukeminier up 1 stroke with 4 holes left.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Dukeminier loses his lead. A/S with 3 holes left. 3-1-1 now. All Ducks (with a lead) are up by only one hole.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
That is the ugliest score board of all time
Who made that thing? The Rogers brothers?
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
Vijarro now all square. 2-1-2, the only match that looks fairly secure is UW’s Wallace over UO’s Telles.
Oregon’s gonna have to pull out 3 of the other 4 matches, two of which are all square, and the other two we only hold one hole leads.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Fear not, This shall bring good karma.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 4, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I use an external screen.
Well…
I used an external screen.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
What happens if it ends 2-1-2
Do we win? Can a match end all square? Educate me, go.
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
It will go until a team wins 3 matches. Thus, it’ll go to playoff if two players are tied at the end of a match and neither team has 3 wins yet (I assume).
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
1-2-2 Now. Miernicki drops a hole to square up the match.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Miernicki needs to grow a pair right now
If he drops his match, i dont see us winning.
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Pretty much. At this point, neither he nor Vijarro can lose.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Not actually watching the game is even more intense and nerve wracking.
MAKE THE ORANGE NUMBERS GO DOWN!
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
is it a coincidence that the Fuskie's #s are orange??
They’re trying to screw with us!!!
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Vijarro jumps back up one stroke, with three to play. 2-2-1
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
Whew. Duke really needs to take a hole back on this par 5.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Telles is likely going to fall to Wallace. Wallace up 2 with 2 to go.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
I wish we had a video feed. This is pretty exciting.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Should we advance, there will be one tomorrow at 9 AM on NCAA.com (pacific time)
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Miernicki drops a hole, down by 1 with 3 to play.
Washington now up 3-2.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Hells-fuckin-yes!
2-2-1
Vijarro goes up 2 with two to play
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
We really need Duke to pull this out, and then leave it up to Miernicki or Wong to pull one out.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Refreshing and looking at numbers, related to GOLF, has never been so exciting.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
by JShufelt on Jun 4, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HELL YEAH!!!
DUKE TAKES THE FINAL TWO HOLES TO WIN!!!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Nice choke job by Washington on that final hole. Duke only had to make par to win.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Miernicki isn’t out of this either. Didn’t he get an Eagle on 17 yesterday too?
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
It’s was painful to refresh w/ 5 match-ups, going to be more now w/ only 2 left.
I feel like I should say something smart.
Miernicki on 17 right now… It’s been our baby all weekend. Hopefully he can get it back to A/S.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Miernicki bogied 17 and lost because of it
Now its 2(1)-2 with It all left to the final match and Mr Eugene Wong
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
He actually had par.
Williams just had a birdie.
its spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-I-L-L-L-A-T-E-L-Y"
maybe I should check my eyes
you’re right
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
1 up with 2 left to play for Wong
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Glad he got through the par 3. This 17th hole leaves a lot of room for separation….
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Duck are in the Final Four!
Par by both for the Ducks win.
I feel like I should say something smart.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wong holds on the final hole! DUCKS WIN!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Well, that was the most exciting time I’ve had staring at a bunch of numbers.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey Washington, you suck at everything, especially life!
Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.
Their softball team is also on the brink of elimination
No repeat for you.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And here we go
Heaven help the slobs of Washington,
They’re falling on their knees at mighty Washington.
Their band is here to play, but only for the pay
They never sign the dotted line without a Chevrolet
Subsidy’s the cry of Washington.
They never win a game without a referee!
And o’er the land,
The greasy band will lead a trail to Washington forever!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Beating U-Dumb at anything
makes for a great day.
by danhutz on Jun 4, 2010 10:51 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Pretty damn awesome.
Winning this tight match against a rival, and the no. 1 player, should give the guys a huge boost of confidence. Huge, win. When do we find out who we face next?
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see a pattern?
Few hours I suppose
I’d assume we face the winner of the 1-8 matchup right?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Sorry for being a dumb ass here, but who are the 1-8 teams? I obviously wasn’t paying attention yesterday.
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see a pattern?
Oklahoma State (1)
Florida State (2)
Georgia Tech (3)
Washington (4)
Oregon (5)
Augusta State (6)
Texas Tech (7)
Stanford (8)
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Oklahoma State is up 3-1-1 over Stanford.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Yes. I’d like to truck the cowpokes on the golf course too. Question, Shu, do the Cowboys hold up their next club selection and preferred shot trajectory on a big color-coded sign?
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see a pattern?
I sure hope so.
Looking at the scores, I feel comfortable with a match against any of the teams out there. They are all shooting about par. Florida State is looking hot, but they’ve been streaky.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
The team the announcers yesterday seemes afraid of was Augusta St. who is currently beating Georgia Tech.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 14 recs
Thankfully I went to the pool for an hour
There is no way I could have stayed with this. It was painful enough to scroll through the comments until I got to the end. Thanks everyone for the play-by-play.
Now, we've got to make it a sweep of the Huskies today
Go Diamond Ducks!!!
FYI, OSU may not get their game in today
They are in a prolonged rain delay due to severe weather in Gainesville.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Just as long as they lose two games
I don’t care when they play.
They'll have to wait a bit longer to do that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
OK State closes out their match with Stanford, we get the Cowboys tomorrow.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Tough match-up
Four of their guys are ranked in the Top 50 (Uihlen 13, Tway 16, Hoffmann 23, and Whitekiller 46) while two of ours are (Wong 20 and Miernicki 24). OKST has won 10 titles in a ton of appearances.
http://www.golfweekrankings.com/ellington/default.asp?t=mi&search=
2008 Holiday Bowl rematch? Hell yeah!
Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 4, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s a good piece from GoDucks.com on the matches, with quotes from Coach Martin, Duke, and Wong.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Nick Taylor is no joke
Props to Wong for having balls the size of grapefruits and beating the top amateur.
What time does golf start tomorrow? I gave a feeble attempt to find out.
I feel like I should say something smart.
Tee Times (All times ET)
Hole: 1
9:00
Sean Einhaus SO
Oklahoma State
Jack Dukeminier JR
Oregon, U. of
Hole: 1
9:09
Trent Whitekiller SR
Oklahoma State
Isaiah Telles JR
Oregon, U. of
Hole: 1
9:18
Kevin Tway JR
Oklahoma State
Andrew Vijarro SO
Oregon, U. of
Hole: 1
9:27
Peter Uihlein SO
Oklahoma State
Daniel Miernicki SO
Oregon, U. of
Hole: 1
9:36
Morgan Hoffmann SO
Oklahoma State
Eugene Wong SO
Oregon, U. of
Half the wheels, twice the alibi.
Thanks axeMan, this just gives me another reason to get up early in the AM.
I feel like I should say something smart.

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