Quack Fix: Altman officially names assistant, 20 questions with Danny O'Neil
by PaulSF on Jun 30, 2010 7:00 AM PDT
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PrintThings have really died down this week. It's as if we've reach the offseason's rock bottom. All the more reason to load up on Morning Quack. Here's your Fix:
- Oregon track and field director Vin Lananna confirmed yesterday that Oregon has indeed put in a bid to host the 2011 NCAA cross country championships. The news comes on the eve of this weekend's Pre Classic.
- Nearly a week after the news broke, Oregon head men's basketball coach Dana Altman officially announced the addition of Cincinnati assistant Tony Stubblefield to his staff.
- The Oregonian's Bob Rickert features another random recruit: Offensive tackle Tyler Johnstone.
- Former Oregon great Danny O'Neil answers 20 questions on LostLetterman.com.
Is that really all there is? Apparently so.
As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.
GO DUCKS!
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DANNY WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US
2. Favorite arena/stadium you ever played in?
Los Angeles Coliseum (USC)
Wait, are we talking about Danny O’Neil, former Oregon great, or dannyoneil94, Portland State lunch lady?
"Whiskey Dick? Awww, cool!"- DuckFanAndy
by hazmat5793 on Jun 30, 2010 8:16 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
dannyoneil84 – The Muffin Man.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jun 30, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
More talk about Pac-12 divisional split
This morning from RG columnist George Schroeder… here
31-6, 45-21, 34-14, 55-34, 44-10, 43-19. Do you see the pattern?
Here’s an article looking at spending on football and how they relate to wins, in other words who gets the most bang for their buck? Oregon, and Oregon State are both in the top five when competing with a team that spends more money. Who gets the least return on their money? Washington.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Heaven help the morons at Washington
They’re searching for answers at wussy Washington.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Juju has forsaken the Fuskies...
and rightfully so!
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
by M. Fletcher on Jun 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Cheaters don't propser
Or if they do they eventually get caught (USC).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Who gets the least return on their money?
Mark Brunell.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 30, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
somehow
I see Chad OchoJohnsonCinco breaking Brunell’s “record” after he retires.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I will disagree, while Chad 8.5. is a OSU alumn
He does have some business savy.
I doubt he will go broke.
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
You can pick up a used 2007 Freightliner P2XL which I think this is, for 100k with 10k mi. on it.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Let's just say
Does it garner him attention? Yes
Is it negative attention? No
Does he get endorsements? Yes
Is his name Antoine Walker? No
Is he changing his name again? Maybe
I think he’ll be okay, maybe business savvy is a bit much, but I don’t think he is stupid in any sense.
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
Yup
He turned a very good but not great career as a WR into many times that in endorsements. He’s really smart to be able to do that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Chad's smarter than he gets credit for...
This video has some of his best quotes from the HBO “Hard Knocks” series, including a segment where he buys fake diamond earrings from a shop in a mall for 15 bucks, stating that, “Just because you have money doesn’t mean you have to go spend it.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lDfnG4nlQU
I can understand why people hate Chad Ochocinco but damn that dude’s an entertainer. And if you don’t like him you might as well go kiss the baby.
I do too.
He’s a very intriguing personality. Easily my favorite former Baver of all time.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
He’s a clown. But he’s proud to be a clown and makes no bones about the fact that he is a clown.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The example of a clown it's easy to hate being
Shaquille O’Neal.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Lady Gaga.
Prone to asking "Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Beat Dem Saints!?", waving my arm in a tomahawk fashion and doing the War Chant, yelling "Tiger Bait" at passersby, and throwing up the O.
by AllSaintsDay on Jun 30, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Child please.
I like Shaq.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a great entertainer and I love the fact that he doesn’t take himself seriously while he does his thing. He’s good for the NFL without a doubt.
NFL meaning "No Fun League".
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
dont you have to actually go to class and graduate to be an alum?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I’ll confirm that he’s definitely not an alum. He’s been generous to the program though, which is cool considering he was only here a year.
Oh yes he is.
An alumnus (pl. alumni), according to the American Heritage Dictionary, is “a graduate (JC) or former
student of a school, college, or university”.
Want more confirmation? Alumni Associations will typically welcome donations from anyone who wants to call themselves an alum.
There are those who narrowly define alumnus as “a graduate.” These people are typically graduates. It’s a club thing. Sort of like that school in Corvallis calling itself a university.
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by benzduck on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think it will all be okay.
He had potential, and it was really unfortunate that he couldn’t get playing time last year. Either he pissed in Ernie’s coffee early in the year, or he didn’t earn it. If it’s the latter, I can’t see us missing something we never had in the first place. Especially with the way Altman’s been recruiting Guards like his hair is on fire.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
I'm interested to know what TP and Catron made all the frosh do actually.
also quinn your tag’s a bit off. it should be “Chip Kelly is my sheperd, I shall not want.”
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
correct spelling optional.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I plead the "Jewish"
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
FAIL clips
You guys have any animated .gif files that you can share with me? I especially need some good “fail” clips for a work presentation.
Ive got one from last night thats fantastic
Ill add it when I get back to a computer.
by Brian Floyd on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Lurking...always lurking
There’s really been too much to follow lately, so haven’t been on ATQ as much as I’d like.
In the past couple months, we’ve had the Masoli termination, Expandageddon, the World Cup, the NBA playoffs/draft/free agent madness…my sports plate is overflowing! Plus I’m trying to catch up on Mad Men before the series permiere.
Yes, I lead a complicated life.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 11:37 AM PDT reply actions
BIG NEWS FOR OREGON OPPONENT TENNESSEE
ESPN reports they have signed….an elite punter!
Omg, we’re doomed.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We’ll be seeing PLENTY of their punter.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup, their offense sucks
Our offense is really going to have to gift them some points if they are going to have a decent shot of beating us.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Their offense is going to be so anemic. Matt Simms at QB with 5 brand new offensive line starters. Yeah, great combo.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
And they weren't great last year
Their D really is going to have to score points for them to win games.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The defense will definitely be the strong suit of the team. They’ve got 2 really good defensive ends, but 2 new guys on the interior. Linebacking corps is solid, and the secondary is semi-inexperienced but very talented.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Without Kiffin as their coach
How much will that unit suffer?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I mean Monty of course
Monty is a great defensive coach, his son ……
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
His son is mildly retarded.
I think Wilcox will get the job done. Monte’s schemes were more suited for the NFL anyway, IMO.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Kiffin is going to find out real early
That the overall speed in the Pac-10 means Tampa 2 doesn’t work so well.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Simms might be better than we think
considering most QB-Sons-of-QBs tend to have a good grasp of the mental side of the game (I personally think his older brother Chris got shafted after that spleen thing in the NFL). I would expect good things out of the kid in a couple years.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Guy Fieri is my least favorite person on Food Network. He’s an insufferable douche.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions
he's a good host personality. plus DDD is awesome.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
:bangs head on wall:
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wtf? How does Google know?
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Rec'd!
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
by mackjones23 on Jun 30, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The Pac-10 TV bidding war has begun
http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/66155
In fact, the bidding war over the Pac-10’s TV rights already is developing, leading some industry executives to predict that the conference’s windfall could hit ACC-type numbers. In May, ESPN agreed to pay $1.86 billion over 12 years for the ACC’s rights. That deal hasn’t been finalized.
The Pac-10’s current deals with ESPN and Fox Sports Net end in 2012, and sources say that the two networks already are informally making their interest known via several events that have been set up with Pac-10 coaches in New York, Los Angeles and Bristol, Conn.
"They won’t be negotiating," said one media executive who plans to attend one of the events. "But it’s definitely part of the courtship process."
I’d be shocked if ESPN didn’t make a strong bid. ESPN loves college sports. It has extensive deals with the Big Ten, SEC, ACC and Big 12 and could use the Pac-10’s later windows to round out its schedule.
ESPN recently sent word to the conference that it is interested in discussing a possible channel partnership, sources say. The move is a significant one for ESPN, which in the past has tried to keep conferences like the SEC from launching such a channel, and it shows that ESPN will be a serious bidder.
But ESPN isn’t alone. I expect Fox will also make a significant bid for the broadcast and cable rights. Since Chase Carey returned to Fox last summer, the broadcaster has become more aggressive about adding sports to its programming lineup. Just last month, for example, Fox nearly stole the ACC’s rights from ESPN. I can’t see the broadcaster passing on a conference that’s in its own backyard.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Looking at picking up a premium recruiting website membership...
Who do you guys prefer? Duck Territory, Rivals or Scout? Also, if I have Insider, shouldn’t I get Duck Territory since they are a subsidiary/affiliate?
None
Just follow ATQ, we report all the news here anyways and its free.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
^This!
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Alright if you insist
I’ll save the $100/year, if you insist.
by SeattleDucks on Jun 30, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You can better spend that $100 on buying yet more Oregon gear
With which to tweak Fuskie fans in Seattle.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
save it for next year
You wont need that duck gear to tweak Husky fan in Seattle this year as we will be bringing our purple and gold to Autism this year
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
which only means that I'll be watching you get your ass stomped in person
instead of on TV
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
stomped?
Admittadly this rivalry has been pretty one sided the last few years, however with the personell loses you guys have had this year I’m not sure there will be a stomping from either side. I will be in attendance as well and look forward to what should be a pretty competitive game this year.
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Personnel losses
Meaning the three starters out of 22 that we lost? Yes, devastating.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just losing Masoli could be pretty detrimental to really running that spread attack well. And it sounds like you guys are pretty thin at wide out. And even though you are returning a lot of starters on defense that was hardly what I would call a shut down D last year
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
lets see now
we gave up 3 points to Cal. you gave up 23 points to IDAHO
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Right, in 4 quarters + 2 OT periods. On the road.
And you gave up 33 at home, without OT.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
usually the playing on the road effects the opposing offense not the deffense as the home crowd tends to quiet down when their offense is on the field, and dont tell me its because you guys were jet lagged from travelling across all those time zones
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So what’s your point. Our defense, on the road, gave up 31 points in regulation to UA. Your defense, at home gave up 33. So the big difference I see is that our offense, on the road mind you, didn’t have to rely on a bad call (or lucky bounce I’m sure you’ll say) to win like your offense, at home, did.
I never compared any of this to the Huskies, nor have I anywhere stated that the Huskies are right now or have been over the last few years a better team. I am not trying to say the Huskies were better than the Ducks last year or that they will be this year. You guys get awfully defensive.
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, you kind of set the tone by derogatorily using the name of a disease to refer to our stadium. None of us found that funny.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
you have my apologies, but that was just meant as a little return jab to the comment I replied to that used the less perferred nomenclature of “Fuskies”. Guess I should have slipped in a “Yucks” instead
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you pointed out that we gave up 41 to Arizona, and I took the liberty of comparing it your favorite team since you obviously came here to rile us all up
Im not here to rile anyone up, I havent denegrated your team. Except to say that last years defense isnt what I would have called a shut down D. but that wasnt meant as an insult just an obsevation. In fact I would say that you guys cant help but rile yourselves up.
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
It all depends on how you gauge defenses.
Since Chip Kelly got hired on as OC, we’ve found the many metrics just aren’t accurate to say they are good or bad. Oregon’s offense sees the field far less than anyone else in the Pac-10 (And usually nationally), which means the defense ends up playing more series and plays than anyone else. This means more scoring and more yards given up, simply because the other team gets more time on offense.
Nationally? Our offense was not shut-down. Compared to the Pac-10? We arguably had the best defense last year. We led the Pac-10 in yards/play defensively. We also saw nearly 200 more plays than Washington did (or 25% more football for our defense to see)
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Merci, beaucoup, mais la souris est en dessous de la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le singe est sur la branche.
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"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 1, 2010 4:53 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Quoi? Il y a un singe sur la branche? Le chat …la souris? Où est le singe?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Our defense could actually be a great unit this season.
We lost two starters on the defensive line, but other than that we are stacked. Our linebacking corps will be great, and our DB’s were very young last year. Our leading tackler last season was a RS freshman.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Well,
Other than breaking in a new QB, we return basically everything on offense. Remember the tailbacks that burnt you last year? Yeah, they are better this year. Much better. The offensive line is better this year too, much better. Better hope your o-line is too, I Remember Jake Locker being sacked many times.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I dont worry as much about the Husky O-line this season as I do the front 4 on D. You are right your RBs lit us up and if the Husky D-line isnt able to make plays at the line of scrimmage it could happen again. But that said I think some of the moves Nick Holt has made on the D-line combined with the speed of the Husky LBs will keep it closer this year
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I too believe it will be a closer game this year.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
it will be closer
but I still think we win by 14-17
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I’m thinking that we’ll win by at least 20. Combine an insane Autzen crowd, a pissed off Duck defense that will be tired about hearing all the Locker for Heisman hooplah, and an offense that should have all the kinks worked out by then, and that equates to a big Ducks win, at least in my mind.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not sure a 20 point victory is likely, only because you assume that whatever the point total for the Huskies is you are going to score 20 more, I however think you will be surprised to see what the Husky offense will be capable of. But I guess we will see in week 3 against NU how capable the Dawgs are at scoring against a top D
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I can see UW scoring over 20 points. However, I could also see us putting up 40+.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s beat New Mexico, Tennessee, Portland State, Arizona State, Stanford, Washington State, UCLA, and USC first.
It is literally too far away to make predictions.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
I agree it is a long way out, but would be really be true fans of our respective teams if the desire to get at each other wasnt front and center?
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah if your chip kelly or steve sarkisian, you and I however are not
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no doubt that it will be closer this season than in years past,
I think that most agree on this.
But our offense is just so freaking fast at the skill positions now, and so many players are so versatile, it seems like a nightmare to stop. Not that i am biased or anything…nope
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I would have to agree that the Ducks O is predicated on speed and that the D for both teams is going to be the key. But also dont discount the Husky offensive threat, with one of the best recieving corps in the nation, chris polk in the backfield and the ability of jake locker to make plays
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
rogers over at OSU gets all the hype but compare his numbers last year to kearse. Look at aguilar and goodwin’s numbers playing mostly from the slot, the huskies have an extremely talented group of wide outs
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Man with such a playmaking quarterback and one of the country’s best receiving corps and the dynamic Chris Polk in the backfield it’s no wonder why the Huskies have been at the top of the Pac for the last four years.
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
chris polk true freshman last year, kearse sophmore, O line in flux for the last 3 years, but I guess you would think that skill positions does an entire team make
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but it often does make the difference
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
No, skill positions does not an entire team make. Not even close.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious question
How was Polk still a true freshman? I remember him playing two years ago at Autzen. Did he appeal to have his eligibility back?
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
you are right, I started thinking after I posted, he gained his freshman year of eligibility back after an injury put him out in his “true” freshman year. My mistake.
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember a TRUE freshman PICKING your star skill position player at Fusky Field last year.
He was wearing a # 3 on his winged shouldered jersey as I recall.
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
He’s a true freshman in the sense that he’s not a TRUE true freshman, but a redshirt freshman. He got a medical hardship after getting season ending injury in his second game in ’08.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Only not as good
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
I may be wrong
I know that LMJ rushed for more total yards than polk last year, but I think that Polk had more touchdowns and a higher average YPC. But as I said I may be wrong as I am just going off the top of my head, and havent looked at the stats in some time
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Facts are fun:
Polk
Yards = 1113
YPC = 4.92
TDs= 5
LMJ
Yards = 1546
YPC = 6.72
TDs= 14
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
LMJ: 6.7 YPC, 14 TD
Polk: 4.9 YPC, 5 TD
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
well there you go
I wouldnt have I may be wrong if there wasnt a part of me that felt I may be wrong lol
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
TDs can be misleading to look at. Quizz had a ton of them, but mostly because who else was going to score in the red zone for the Bavers? The Ducks, we had all kinds of weapons, and Masoli scored quite a few red zone TDs himself, thus taking away A LOT of potential TDs from LMJ. That being said, total rushing TDs:
Polk = 5
LMJ = 14
Oh and Average yards per carry:
Polk = 4.9
LMJ = 6.7
it’s quite easy to find this information these days … makes spouting off baseless untruths unnecessary … unless you’re a UW fan apparently
by echo31 on Jun 30, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Bingo! bangle! bungle! I’m so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Bongo bong bongo I don't wanna leave the jungle oh no no no no no...
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Man fuck Three Dog.
I’ve had that song stuck in my head since I beat that game.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They have things like the atom bomb! So I’ll just stay where I ahm!
Civilization, I’ll stay right heeeeeeeeer!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Honestly, I loved the soundtrack to that game.
If perhaps you happened to like it as well, this is a great radio station that plays a lot of the same music. I just leave it on in my room when I’m in there because they have great stage shows and the music is great.
You can get an iTunes stream at that website too.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Limewire has most of the songs from Fallout also.
You can also find a torrent on the internet somewhere, The location slips my mind.
That being said, who’s pumped for New Vegas?
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well… it doesn’t help that I knew pretty much 80% of the songs before that damn game came out…
I’ll have to check that station out.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
I like that they featured a couple Ink Spot songs. Nobody knows it, but they really were super influential and essentially got the ball rolling for modern music, really only being predated by the Mills Brothers.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
It does bother me that all their songs start with the same progression and basically follow the same form.
But, yeah, they sound nice too.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Has Nick Holt learned not to bump-n-run with a prevent defense?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
yeah, but thats not on Holt, thats just due to a very young secondary unsure of where they need to be.
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Get within 20 points and then we'll talk.
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
I think you shot yourself in the foot.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
to Autism?
Low blow?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
yeah, it was really this that triggered my smartass response to the original comment
poking fun at diseases is not really the way to go.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Autism is a disorder. Fuskie is a disease.
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Yeah, not cool.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You could send it to me
If it’s really burning a hole in your pocket. I’d hate for you to suffer.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
The ATQ staff is currently taking donations. Just remember Daddy is spelled with a “Y” when writing out the check.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I was thinking of Mad Datty
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Matt Diety.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Flagg'd
For JarJar
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
by mackjones23 on Jun 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Matsa Deedeesa.
YourJar Jar Binksaxemen name.
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Oh wow. Axemen really is the jarjar of ATQ, isn’t he?
"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 1, 2010 4:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Its a new day ATQers
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Looks like it's in the bag. Let's bury it like we do the Fuskies
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
I was reading this thread all day with no comments
I left for an hour and it blows up, there was no news. What could it be? Of coarse, a Husky…
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Well, he is coarse with his hurtful words….
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you Comrade Spellchezch
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Gorby is my right-hand man.
I’m sorry, but I’m anal about misspellings. I can’t help it.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Gross
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Gorby catches the double pun.
I salute you sir.
In other news, yeah I screwed up.
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
hey we got keep the blood pumping, besides ducks sometimes waddle into the dawg pound too
by Hightop Husky on Jun 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys all bought stock in the Big 12, right?
Tommy Tuberville brings the hate, hate, hate.
“I don’t think this conference will last long because there is too much disparity between all the teams,” Tuberville said. "In the SEC, for instance, Vanderbilt makes as much money in the television contract as Florida. Everybody is good with it. Everybody is on the same page. Everyone gets the same votes.
“That doesn’t happen here in the Big 12. We have some teams that get a little bit more money and have a little it more stroke than some of the other teams. And when that happens, you’re gonna have teams looking for better avenues to leave and reasons to leave. We have a 10-team league right now, but I just don’t know how long that’s gonna last, to be honest with you.”
I’m setting the over/under at 5 years until implosion.
5 years sounds about right
It all depends on the TV contract, or lack thereof. I love this from a post-expandaggeddon interview:
What is this big television contract everyone’s been writing and talking about for the Big 12?
Beebe said it’s all been misreported. That deal doesn’t exist. He wouldn’t provide details of the proposal he showed schools for a potential deal that enticed them to stay.
Need a math whiz
Mary wants to pay Johnny $2000 on PayPal. PayPal charges a 2.9% + $0.30 fee for the transaction. What is the formula Johnny should use to determine the amount to charge Mary so that after PayPal extracts its fees he ends up with $2000?
I still don’t know how I scored higher on Math than Verbal.
My english and reading ACT scores were both 10 points higher than my math score. That’s all I’ll say.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
(2000 * .029) + .30 + 2000 = $2058.30
don’t say ATQ never taught you anything.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
2058.3-.3 = 2058
2058 *.029 = 59.68
2058 – 59.68 = 1998.32
Your short
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
*you're
and I don’t do grammar for a living
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Whew, I almost collapsed in a fit of rage.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m convulsing for epic reply fails right about now
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Who reply failed?
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 30, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
(2000.30/.971) plus $.30 if the fee is taken out first. If the fee is taken out = 2060.041
Proof:
2060.041 – .30 = 2059.741
2059.741 * .029 = 59.732
2059.741 – 59.732 = 2000.009
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
First line should read
(2000.30/.971) plus $.30 if the fee is taken out first = 2060.041
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Damnit stop posting when drunk
(2000.30/.971) = 2060.041
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
This thread is epic fail for me
Fuck it. Grimc you need $2,060.04.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Trust me, my answer is right
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
yes
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Her
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Wait,
Is this the calculation of how many yards rushing LMJ will have this season?
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
No but I can do the math on how many more touchdowns Chis Polk had than LMJ last season…
5-14 =-9
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This sure as hell proves that Polk is better than LMJ.
Damn it.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Matt Daddy wait . . .
-9 = Heisman for Jock Licker in 2010.
I feel like I should say something smart.
Matt deals with this crap for a living
do what he says
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
You're doing it wrong...
FIRE MATT DADDY!!!!
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HOLY SHIT!!!!
$750,000,000— for how many nights in the sack? Well, if Tiger didn’t have motivation to win tourney’s, he does now.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
So this means he has what, around $250 mil left? Damn. Sucks to be him, I guess.
[em] this sig for rent [/em]
So with $750,000,000 for 11 women that’s like $68,000,000 per girl. I think I found a new profession.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
You have to be a lot better looking to make that kind of money as a hooker, Matt.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 1, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions
As the expression goes...
… “if it floats, flys, or fucks; it’s cheaper to lease than to buy.”
by AcadianTraverse on Jul 1, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Fanhouse ranks the Ducks at # 6 in the nation
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2010/05/27/post-spring-top-25-projection-round-four-teams-10-6/
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
Dammit, I need some fresh Quack this morning!
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 1, 2010 7:51 AM PDT reply actions
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