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Quack Fix: Track & field championships start today, Catron granted additional season

The Expandageddon hullabaloo isn't dying down just yet after news broke late last night that Nebraska is leaning toward a move to the Big Ten. Shocking. RIP, Big XII. More on the ensuing conference shuffle below, but first, your Wednesday Morning Quack Fix:

  • The 2010 NCAA Outdoor Track & Field Championships start today at historic Hayward Field, and both the Oregon men and women will be well-represented. The men have four favored to win individual titles, while the women are in the hunt for the team title. If you're not able to attend the event in Eugene, you can watch online (requires sign-up) or just check the live results periodically to see how the Ducks are doing.
  • It seems like hardly anything has gone the Oregon men's basketball team's way this year...that is, until yesterday. Joevan Catron will be back for a second senior year. The oft-injured forward, who missed all but four of the Ducks' games last season, has been granted an additional year of eligibility. The Ducks still have two scholarships to dole out before next season.
  • Phil Steele's at it again today, this time announcing his strength of schedule rankings for the upcoming season. All 10 Pac-10 teams rank in the top 55, but guess which team ranks last in the conference and No. 55 overall. Yeah, you guessed it: Oregon. Good thing I still don't know who the hell Phil Steele actually is, and therefore couldn't care less about his amateurish looking website or his rankings. (Do I sound bitter?)

Of course, it wouldn't be a Morning Quack Fix in June 2010 without an overabundance of Expandageddon links. Go here, here and here for good summaries of all the coverage, then come back and discuss the latest.

As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.

GO DUCKS!

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Honestly — New Mexico, a staggering Tennessee, and Portland State? I think it’s completely deserved that we’re at the bottom of the conference.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 7:17 AM PDT reply actions  

A tune-up game or two (or three if you count WSU, which I do) are not a bad thing for a team. It seems our conference schedule may be getting more and more difficult soon anyway.

by DuckProfessor on Jun 9, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, definitely.

Believe me, I’m not trying to knock our team’s scheduling; I’m just saying that it’s defensible that we might be ranked last on the PAC-10’s SoS rankings.

Think of it this way — we are, uniquely, the only team in the conference that doesn’t have to play last year’s champs.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s good to be the king!

by DuckProfessor on Jun 9, 2010 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

+1

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Jun 9, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s definitely defensible, though I’d put our schedule slightly above Cal’s. I think that @Tenn is much tougher than @Nevada, and Oregon has a tougher conference schedule.

And while I’m usually a defender of harsh scheduling, I don’t have a problem with this year, mainly because it’s not really our fault. Tennessee should have been a much tougher matchup, and Portland State is only scheduled because some other team bailed on us (I can’t recall who that was).

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Central Michigan

which wouldn’t have been a horrible game.

As for anyone complaining, our scheduling history speaks for itself.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

We play the champs every week

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Jun 9, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. No doubt. This isn’t the Oklahoma, Michigan, Boise STate or even Utah and Purdue matchups we’ve had the last few years. Tennessee is a big enigma, that would have probably been more marque if Lane Kiffin was the HC this year.

This is our weakest OOS schedule in a while. I would say 55th is generous, but then if you look at those ranked below us… a lot of those teams deserve getting whacked with the shame stick.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re looking straight at win-loss, Steele said that our ranking would have been 104th. But the road and conference games make it much tougher.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

One thing that was interesting was that he appeared to be taking number of road games into account, but not identity of road games. This probably hurts us as well.

But yeah, I’m not going to bag on us for having Tennessee on our schedule; that they’re a question mark (and hell, they might even be good for all we know) wasn’t exactly foreseeable when we penciled them in.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I assume that he was taking the identity of road games. Steele ranks home field advantage for every team in the country, so I assume he’d take that into account here.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm — maybe he did. I didn’t explicitly see him say that he was taking that into account (whereas he did explicitly say something about number of road games), but you may well be right.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you know what?

I’m okay with that. We have the tough Pac-10 road schedule this year so we need a few easier games.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

HT: EDSBS, here are the Voice Mails that Baylor has been leaving on the PAC-10’s machine.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 7:30 AM PDT reply actions  

In case you're too lazy to click, cream of the crop:
Hi, it’s Baylor. (icily) I was talking to Todd and he thinks you may have gone home with Texas after that party. That’s interesting information. I don’t believe it. Or should I? Sinners go to Hell. And are sodomized by demons. For eternity. Bye.

The whole thing is good, though.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caption Contest

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 8:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Former Vice President Dick Cheney looks on as LaMichael James catches a pass against Stanford.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jun 9, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Former Vice President Dick Cheney looks on as LaMichael James catches a drops another sure touchdown pass against Stanford.

Fixed and yes I’m still bitter

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jun 9, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh...

Oh man, I made my children cry at how loud I yelled after he dropped that ball.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. Both drives where he dropped it, we still converted to TDs.

Positioning ourselves into playing catchup with a team that struck hot offensively two possessions before we did is what changed the game.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true, although I think in both cases, the time saved on the clock may very well have been significant. Either way, they were devastating when they happened.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please spell Stanfurd correctly

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

winner.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaMichael James infuriates Michael Jordan by replacing the “Air Jordan” Logo on all Nike sneakers.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha I can dig it

University of Oregon, a.k.a. the school you're jealous of.

by jcolomy on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Fuck. We lost this game.”

University of Oregon, a.k.a. the school you're jealous of.

by jcolomy on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Btw Clownzano actually had his one sensical column concerning Oregon for the next five years today

Pointing out how much $ we could all make if the Pac-16 happens.

Still not going to link to him.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to acknowledge any good logic from he that shall not be named.

by DuckProfessor on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

meh, anyone could write that column

Oh hey one of the only self sufficient athletic departments in the country might get and extra $10 million a year. Well that good for them… duh.

Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.

by trumpetduck on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

Still a dick.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats what Im saying.

Now repping the Ducks in Koreatown, Los Angeles CA, and repping them hard.

by trumpetduck on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So…one of my best friends moved out west yesterday to college?

Where, you may ask?

Boise effing State.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Are they still your friend?

Ask them to report from the front lines or something.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. He’s also a Cal fan….so…

At least I can make fun of him for the whole 42-3 thing.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why? Really, why?

Are they majoring in Potato Toss with a minor in Delusions of Grandeur?

Maybe studying logic or rhetoric (“Mountain West snubbed us because there COWARDS”)?

Visual Design (“you know, why NOT have blue turf?”)?

I mean, really. If they were going to go to a community college, there had to be one closer to home. Or anywhere that’s not Idaho, for that matter.

by omb on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT but fun

Marijuna advocates in Oregon likely to fail to get enough signatures to get measure on the ballot. Methinks they’re too stoned to do it.

http://www.wweek.com/editorial/3631/14132/

Marijuana advocate Paul Stanford now says the Oregon Cannabis Tax Act has a “snowball’s chance in hell” to get on the November ballot. Initiative 73 needs 82,769 valid signatures from Oregon voters by July 2, but Stanford says the pot legalization initiative so far has gathered only 6,000. “Unless some army of people come out of the woodwork and start working full time, it’s not going to happen,” he says. Stanford says several supporters have not come through with their pledges and that he’s now focused on bringing the idea back in 2012.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

So will Ashton Eaton merely beat the NCAA decathlon record

Or will he smash it to little pieces?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

If the wind cooperates, smash it to pieces.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

How cool is it btw that most of the best decathletes in US history

Came from small towns in Oregon.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

ex-ND player arrested for stealing donuts

No really.

http://www.comcast.net/articles/sports-nfl/20100608/Seahawks-Tate-Pastry/?cid=hero_mainlink

Seahawks rookie wide receiver Golden Tate apologized Tuesday and said he was ``very embarrassed’’ after police in suburban Seattle gave him a warning for trespassing into a gourmet doughnut shop at 3 a.m. last weekend.

Tate said the Top Pot doughnuts store is in the bottom of the building in which he lives in Bellevue, Wash.

``Freshly baked. I made the mistake of – a buddy made the mistake going in grabbing a couple. We ate them,‘’ the former Notre Dame star said after an organized team activity. ``This is the wrong type of media I want to bring to the organization.’’

The celebrity gossip outlet TMZ first reported the incident Tuesday.

Mark Klebeck, co-founder of Top Pot Doughnuts, told Seattle’s KJR radio that a baker must have gone to the restroom and left a door unattended or unsecured. He said that during that time Tate and another person must have entered the bakery through a back door or freight elevator that connects the store to the residences in which Tate lives.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Yea, this was big news up here yesterday

I find it hilarious. Gotta wonder if that was a PR stunt, especially when you consider this from Pete Carroll’s twitter:

a great maple bar is a great maple bar, right golden?? they don’t come along everyday… a classic @TopPot temptation!

by Brian Floyd on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They apparently have a stand at Qwest Field

So who knows?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sure as hell wouldn't press charges

Intentional or not, Top Pot just got free (except for 4 maple bars) promotions and marketing.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maple Bars? Really?

If you’re going to steal doughnuts, at least go for the apple fritters. Maybe a crumb or an old-fashioned if you want to go a little lighter. Maple bars are the worst doughnut out there (that doesn’t have nuts or coconut on top, that is).

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maple Bars are the Boise State of donuts

Satisfying only to a point but ultimately unfulfilling.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me while I vomit.

I know that some of the donuts at VooDoo do sound worthy of theft and murder, but not that disgusting-looking thing.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bacon maple bar is so so very awesome

it looks disgusting but it is really good.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the only time I felt like I was going to have a heart attack.

But it was very good. I’ll never eat another one again though.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's true. It's good. Really good.

Much better than the one they had that was glazed with nyqil and garnished with crushed up cough drops.

Yeah, seriously.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That got shut down by the FDA

I know.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it did. Naturally. I think they did it as a publicity thing. Like, “Look how WACKY our donuts are!! Hyuck-yuck-yuck!”

There was one with pepto on it too, I think.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They did

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The guys who opened the shop

Are basically two stoners who were in a band at one of the crappier night clubs and got bored. They started making donuts because they were going to be up all night anyways.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is absolutely disgusting.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with you? Donut = delicious. Bacon = the most delicious. Put them together, and if you don’t like it, you’re in Al Qaeda.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus, are you axemen or something? I was replying to the comment about the cough syrup and nyquil donut.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me while I vomit.
I know that some of the donuts at VooDoo do sound worthy of theft and murder, but not that disgusting-looking thing.

It’s still applicable.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess this works with bacon and chocolate cake as well? Sorry, keep your meat off my pastries. And I mean that in every single way you could possibly interpret it.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 10, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meat off of pastries and Fruit out of beer.

We should write a cook book.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 10, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t care for chocolate cake, but I would try a slice if it had some bacon on it.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 10, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Not to mention, I don’t actually like Bacon. So keep it off of my pastries and off of my plate!

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 10, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t actually like Bacon

You’re lucky I don’t have a banhammer.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jun 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bacon is honestly the only thing worse than “hella”. Yeah, I said it.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 10, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I ask what you don’t like about bacon?

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jun 10, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It tastes very greasy and fatty to me.

Not to mention, the last thing I ate before coming down with a horrendous flu was in fact Bacon. I know that the flu was not Bacon’s fault, but I have permanent taste aversion towards Bacon as a result.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 10, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you don’t like greasy and fatty things? Do you have opposite taste buds or something?

I will tell you this about bacon, if you haven’t eaten fried rice fried in bacon grease, you haven’t lived.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jun 10, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Matt Daddy, we finally found a real Communist.

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truth. Not liking bacon is completely communist.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with you? Bacon is really, really good. Just not on a sweet pastry.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 10, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bacon is delicious as a morning side dish along with some cheesy scrambled eggs and waffles or pancakes. But not on top of my doughnut.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 10, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you visit UO

the first thing we’re doing is going to Voodoo donuts.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 10, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. “We” will do nothing. The first thing I will do, however, is levy a restraining order against you.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 10, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa… whoa… apple fritters? Maple bar the worst?? So porn, you are the essence of porn.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

You only call me porn because you are looking through your porn-colored glasses. Maple bars are an affront to doughnuts.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Doughnuts are incapable of indignance.

They’re just that bad for you. Maple bars may be the three-toothed third cousin of your average doughnut, but that average doughnut is still a porch-sittin’ West Virginia hillbilly to begin with.

Also, I had a chocolate old fashioned doughnut for breakfast. Fuck, was it good.

Lastly, are you telling me that bacon-topped maple bar is available for purchase, and not just some internet joke?

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Go to Voodoo donuts in downtown Portland, its a regular

http://voodoodoughnut.com/

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me

it’s named The Elvis or The Homer or something to that effect.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

Btw I just looked, they just opened a shop in Eugene.

20 East Broadway @ Willamette ave
downtown Eugene Oregon 97401

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love doughnuts so much, it's disturbing

Yes, they are all terrible for you, but man are they good. I haven’t had one in awhile though. Stupid diet.

Apple fritters have apple though, so they’re healthy.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Diets are for women. And diabetics.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

And for men who want to be able to coach their kids’ sports teams without dying.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I have youth on my side still. As I near 30, I’m sure I’ll need to watch things a little more closely, but until then, I’ll have another serving of ribs please.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 27, so it’s not like I’m old. I just have a gigantic sweet tooth and no willpower. It’s not the meals that do it; it’s the extra junk food between meals (like doughnuts) that have killed me.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

High metabolism FTW.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhh… we’re pretty much the same age, but I admit that I don’t do much snacking, mainly just crappy breakfast (donut) and then late lunch and late dinner… but yeah, i know what you mean. i’m trying to incorporate some better foods into my routine.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the late night thing was the worst. I would eat dinner and then go to town on the sweets or chips or whatever. So I made the rule that once I’m done with dinner, that’s it for the night. It’s been working so far.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

apple fritters FTW

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apple fritters are disgusting.

And call me unamerican, but so is Apple Pie.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHHAAAT?!

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate almost anything made from apples.

Apples are great, ripe and off the branch. Cooked apples are disgusting. Throwing more sugar on top of them is about the worst thing.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is thsi just part of your general hatred of all things Washington?

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by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m disappointed in you.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like this apple’s been cooked:

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

more like

Looks like this apple’s gone rotten

by grimc on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apple fritters are 'made from apples'

in the sense that beer is ‘made from water’.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that there is real fruit in most fruit juices

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter.

Even if they are faked, or over processed… it tries to taste the same. And I don’t like that taste.

Blueberry fritters are good.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blueberry fritters do sound good, even if I think your opinion of apple-laden baked goods is appalling.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are a sick sad little man

But you’re an Oregon fan so we’re cool.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh,

Are you a freedom hating Commie or something?

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Join the Party!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am disappointed that Stalin is so far back in the picture. How he is not the centerpiece is just beyond me.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Stalin was a chill dude. He wasn’t the center of the party, he just sat in the corner, and sipped his vodka.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what Stalin’s Vodka of choice was. We all know it was not Stoli.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stalin doesn’t always drink vodka. But when he does, he prefers Grey Goose.

Stay commie, my friends.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

…while plotting to kill everyone else in the room.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Glazed old fashioned.

They may be boring as hell, but dependability speaks volumes.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially from Krispy Kreme. Yum.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know this might not be popular either, but…Krispy Kreme is WAY over-rated. Sometimes I stand outside their shops and chant that very thing.

Their doughnuts are fine, but not the mouth-watering sugar orgasm that people claim they are. I’d rather go to a mom-and-pop store and get better doughnuts for much cheaper.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

How dare you.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, we can agree on.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Krispy Kreme is not very good.

The best Donut (the superior spelling of the word) shop on Earth is a place just down the hill from where I surf, Leucadia Donuts. Nothing is better than coffee and a glazed old fashioned after a friggin’ cold surf.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this where I start bawling about where you live again?

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Voodoo Donuts.

Nuff said.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They must not have actual donuts in Tennessee, if you think Krispy Kremes are “yum”.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays

by Takimoto on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

Reset the incident counter to zero

Masoli busted for pot.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it bad that I’m laughing at loud?

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could care less about the weed. Less than an ounce. Oh boy.

Sucks that he was likely pulled over for “failure to stop at a driveway or a sidewalk.”

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is that they knew he had the pot

and were just waiting for him to make a mistake that everyone makes.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Right.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m guessing getting pulled over with pot in your car ISN’T one of Chip Kelly’s behavioral ladders.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

My guess he was high and driving erratically

And got stopped for that.

But driving with a suspended license? Stupid idiot.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t cited for DUI (which would have happened for driving erratically). He was likely pulled over initially for a technicality, and then pot was found later, and the suspended license probably didn’t help that process.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good ole driving while black probably

Unfortunately.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm…. Masoli? Black?

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

General term meaning driving while a minority

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the article specifically mentions "failure to stop at a driveway or a sidewalk," which is a classic excuse to pull pretty much anyone over late at night for intoxicant screenings.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. “Failure to come to a controlled stop,” was what got most of my HS and college friends their late night shakedowns by police. Some deserved it, others didn’t.

Bored cops.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The charges are miniscule

but if he didn’t get the message when he got his second chance, he’s never going to. To me, all this means is if he ever got back on the team, he’d fuck up for sure.

by grimc on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, now I just wish he would go away. I honestly could care less about pot, but he’s fucked up too much for me to really care or want to root for him ever again. I wish him the best in life, but take the problems elsewhere.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

And the sad part is, I guarantee there will be a time next year while watching a game that I will think to myself, “I miss Masoli” and then I’ll be really sad that such a talent who could have been a legend for the school I love, completely screwed himself and the opportunity he was given.

/bangs head on desk.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That pretty much sums it up for me too. He blew it, plain and simple. And because he blew it big time earlier (with the laptop thing), a minor thing like this looks even MORE stupid.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Would that this were the only stupid thing the kid had done.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

We were doing so well!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL

Do we honestly have to reset the counter for a guy who’s already been suspended?

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s still on scholarship.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

(sigh) Yeah, I know.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The good news is

we can finally get more Fulmer Cup points.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point!

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we get 3

2 for the pot, 1 for the suspended license. That moves us into 3rd place.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

So... this is real?

Are you kidding?

He’s like a dual threat Peter Lalich, but with better numbers.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol.

That’s all i can really say at this point.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

its being reported that Cal if vehemently opposing any idea of Baylor in the Pac-10 due to religion

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I oppose them due to them sucking

Washington State should support them because they’d make them look good.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, didn’t Scott say that he didn’t have authority to offer Baylor? I seriously doubt Baylor is happening, and if the Big XII starts to implode, I really don’t see that getting in the way of the other teams jumping ship.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought Scott was given carte blanche to do what he thought he needed to do

by grimc on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be Colorado

guaranteed.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

From News8Austin

Pac-10 Commissioner Larry Scott said he’s already spoken with several universities, but the list of schools that could be invited does not include Baylor University.

I doubt he was given the authority to do whatever he wanted (like give an invite to BSU), but was given the authority to pursue specific scenarios, and he could use his judgement to pick between those.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

does not include Baylor University.

(sad trombone)

by grimc on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the sad music from the Price is Right when you lose

by SeattleDucks on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love the whammy sound (for these purposes).

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Tuba

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

Sounds like Scott does not want to deal with them either. Have fun in the C-USA or the Mountain West Conference Baylor!

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masoli arrested again

The Eugene R-G is reporting Jeremiah Masoli has been arrested again, for pot possession and driving while suspended. Either Bennett and Thomas will be the quarterback in 2011. Masoli has run out of chances.

http://www.registerguard.com/csp/cms/sites/web/updates/24888507-55/masoli-suspended-court-cited-driving.csp

by duckfanmo on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

I suspect we’ll see a fanshot within 30 minutes too.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… this sounds vaguely like something that I’d do.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh… don’t worry… there are others lining up!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, good.

I don’t have time for it anyway — I’m working on a “Larry Scott interested in expanding the PAC-10” fanshot that I’ll probably post in 3 or 4 days.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Pac-10 is expanding?

I have heard so little about this so far, and look forward to yopur post.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m posting a NCAA Baseball Gainesville Regional Preview over on BtD tomorrow night. Be sure to check it out.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

For the second year in a row, the Beavers just need to win the Civil War to make it to the Rose Bowl. Think they’ll do it this year?

/went there

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait for that final CW game at Mac Court. Think the ducks close out with a win?

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Lilley and Cocks are gonna tear it up.

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Women’s hoops?! Seriously?!

Our new coach, Lavonda Wagner, looks REALLY promising, so I’m not too worried.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I’m weird, but I care next to none about men’s basketball. Slightly more, but not much, about women’s.

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

To each his own, even if it’s completely weird. The women’s game bores me, but I’m sexist like that.

I’ll admit, I do like watching volleyball and soccer for completely non-oogling reasons.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Volleyball is a lot of fun to watch, although I expect I enjoy it a lot more because I played it in high school, and so I understand how awesome the athletes are.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

In order to be a 'coach'

I think you actually have to have a ‘team’. How many girls left on scholarship now?

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

She’s coaching in the one-on-one PAC-10 division for hoops. So far, OSU is the preseason favorite for one-on-one women’s hoops.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys hear about Masoli?

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He stole a laptop or something.

And promised he’d be a good boy forever. What, did something new happen?

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’m going to wait until I have all the facts.

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean this?

From the goducks.com Twitter feed?

QB Jeremiah Masoli has been dismissed from the Oregon Football program effective immediately #goducks #collegefootball

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well… That dismissal will only last so long. You know how Kelly is! He’ll be back playing and taking snaps under center by the 6th week!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

He'll have to build and climb a ladder to Heaven

See if Saddam’s chemical weapons plants are still in operation there.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bye bye Jeremiah, it was a fun ride but you needed to go. Here at AtQ we can accept most forms of stupidity. In fact, we embrace porn-based opinions, MS Paint artwork, and punching computer screens which contain Ryan Appleby.

We can accept the kind of Robo-QB stupidity that leads to 20% completions or “what was he thinking?” play calls on fourth down. We can accept contested 31-foot 3-point attempts in transition. We can accept people who actually think Twizzlers are better than Red Vines. All in all, I think we fans are a pretty accepting bunch.

But this is too much, this is stupidity even we can’t get behind.

by JonathanPDX on Jun 9, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We can accept people who actually think Twizzlers are better than Red Vines.

This man does not represent us all.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twizzlers are delicious. Red Vines are decent.

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

I think you just added about 300 posts to this thread.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did his comment say? My work has porn filters.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that's nothing. Watch this:

The only real barbecue is pork!
Southern Cal wasn’t really champions in ’03!

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m willing to accept that pork is the best barbecue, but there’s not really a basis outside the South for saying it’s the only barbecue. And since the South didn’t invent barbecue, I don’t think their definition can be accepted as the only one.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about. The South invented EVERYTHING.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, right. My fault. I forgot that my history book was written by those damn yankees.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Including obesity, missing teeth, dirty kids in diapers drinking soda from a sippy cup and Wal-Mart

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

But not meth! West coast for the win!

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE ONLY BARBECUE.

/will add lots of posts to this thread, gorrammit

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just had twizzlers last weekend..

They seriously tasted like strawberry plastic. They even failed the drunk test

by ppilot on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I wasn’t too lazy to come in to the office today, I’d slap you.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Axemen is a twizzler fan. Do we accept him?

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me?

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… since he’s dismissed, would it be fair to say that Chip Kelly has completely lost control of Masoli then?

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Kelly has lost control of the springfield police!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Kelly has lost control of driveways in the Springfield area!

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa, there

what do you mean 1-AA? I thought Wazzu was relegated to the conference with Linfield and Whitworth?

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad but entirely his fault

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not familiar with twitter or uo media—is that a legit source?

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the official feed

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Can’t say he’s making a mistake that’s unique to college aged kids but damn, the kid pulled a Lalich here. When will guys get that once you mess up, you REEEEEEEALLY can’t mess up again and expect leniency?!?!

by ArbyOSU on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

At least Kelly has standards, unlike some other coaches (cough, Bobby Bowden cough).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So, who else has tickets for the NCAAs?

I’ve got GA for the whole thing.

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

More parody

SEC Invades Cuba in Latest Step of Conference Wars

The SEC Army invaded Mexico just two days ago, responding the the decision by the Big Ten’s 11th Brigade to seize Ontario, Quebec and Saskatchewan. Big Ten commanders said they considered taking Manitoba as well, but decided that province’s academic standards were not up to snuff.

But there were already signs that the SEC could soon face a new war on its Western flank, with the Pac-10 claiming Baja California. The announcement brought a mistaken celebration in Waco, Tex., before locals were told it was “Baja” and not “Baylor.”

Unless Larry Scott plans to invite San Diego State, San Jose State, Cal State Fullerton, Fresno State, Portland State, and Hawai'i, it ain't the Pac-16.

by AllSaintsDay on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Reports are that Tom Izzo may in fact accept the Cavs coaching job

If so, major shakeup in college hoops.

I don’t believe it yet.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Portland State banned from post season basketball play in 2011 because of low APR

http://www.sportingnews.com/college-basketball/article/2010-06-09/ncaa-bans-portland-state-from-postseason-play

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Combination of transfers used to win the titles

And not having the resources of a major school.

Its one year and they weren’t making it next year anyways.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Riley currently on CFB live.

stumping for expansion.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEE-HAW!!!

It feels like this is happening, only to college football.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

WOOOOO

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm,

I really hope this is true. But I still remain skeptical!

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

USC gonna get the postseason banhammer for a year?

According to someone that talked to a player, that will be the punishment, along with some lost scholarships

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa. Way worse than I thought it would be.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured a year at worst

Mucks up the present, but still allows the Pac 10 (16 beyotch) to work a good TV deal down the line.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 9, 2010 1:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a bit worse than I thought, but really doesn’t do all that much.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Jun 9, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shits

It’s happening, y’all. Per Chip Brown’s twitter:

Orangebloods.com: Texas AD and President gathered coaches at 2 p.m. to tell them they did all they could to save B12 but were unsuccessful.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhere in a cornfield, an Iowa State fan cries.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

This video, in which Dr. Zoidberg is ISU and the slinky is the Big 12, sums up the situation quite nicely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8szWccJvb4

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fake Dan Beebe twitter

You know what the “N” on Nebraska’s helmets stands for? “Traitor.”

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I've been following that feed since day one. Makes me laugh everytime I read a new post.

My favorite:

I know some of you are curious why I might replace a departing team with Air Force. Hear me out: airplanes are really neat.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha,

What a little loser.

 Do you know what the “Beebe” in Dan Beebe’s last name stands for? Incompetent management of a conference, that led to it’s utter annihilation.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steele

For anyone that wasn’t around, or doesn’t remember, last year Phil Steele responded to a post I put on his website. Just so everyone can take his opinion with a grain of salt, here you go:

Phil Steele wrote, in response to marinecorpsduck:

Many of my predictions and forecasts with the Ducks will be re-evaluated after this weekend if they are able to knock off a strong UCLA team at the Rose Bowl. I am not completely sold on the offense just yet and the loss of their top defensive player and coverman Walter Thurmond will eventually catch up to them in the passing game. So to answer your question, they are on the outside looking in to me right now but a good win against a strong UCLA defense could reverse some of my thinking for the following week. Thanks for writing, Phil

So after losing to Boise St, we beat Purdue, then #18 Utah, then #3 Cal by 39 points, then WSU by 36 points to get to 4-1. At that point in the season, he still didn’t consider the Ducks a TOP 50 TEAM. That’s FIFTY. FIVE-ZERO. HALF A HUNDRED. I’m not saying that he’s required to say we’re going to win the PAC 10, but to say that the Ducks weren’t top 25 at that point speaks to 1 of 2 things: either he has something personal against the Ducks or he’s an idiot. The fact that a win over mighty UCLA is what it took for him to change his mind leads me to believe it’s the former.

I couldn’t make this stuff up. But in case you don’t believe me, link to the original post.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 9, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

36 points?

As much as I hate to say this, are you understating how badly you kicked our asses?

by Brian Floyd on Jun 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not as bad as Cal’s.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must have been doing Phil Steele math I guess.

"Maybe your parents didn't believe in you."

by MarineCorpsDuck on Jun 9, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-16 Twitter

It’s Wednesday, June 9th and the Pac-16 is still undefeated against the SEC.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

More Chip Brown tweets from the last 20 minutes
Six schools being invited by Pac-10 – TX, A&M, Tech, OU, Ok State and Colo – expected to accept invitations, begin play in Pac-16 in 2012.
Sources say Colorado’s mtg Tuesday night was about Pac-10 and Buffaloes will “opt out” of the Big 12.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s good is, I bet they can get their 10 million dollar fee waived by getting votes from the other departures.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"

by JShufelt on Jun 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking about that.

Basically, a bunch of schools will get screwed if at least 4 of the Big XII schools decide to make it so. Baylor will clearly do this. ISU will probably do this. Methinks Kansas/K-State will as well.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor little Baylor! Just like that wanna-be cheerleader that gets relegated to the dance team.

Onto victory urge the heroes, of our mighty Oregon!

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jun 9, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

NO FUCKING BAYLOR

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope that some brat of a school does not create a snag and ruin all of the expansion fun. I’m looking at you Baylor.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

They’ll try, but I don’t see it happening.

Baylor: You guys think you’re so tough! Well, I’m gonna lawyer up and keep this from happening! Just you wait and, ummm…

Texas: [fixes Chip Kelly-like glare on Baylor]

Baylor: Uhhh, never mind. These weren’t the droids I was looking for. I’ll go to the MAC now.

Texas: [still glaring]

Baylor: …and I’ll take Iowa State with me.

Texas: And you’ll like it.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jun 9, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baylor: This isn’t fair!

Texas: Says who? death stare

Baylor: Ummm. This isn’t where I parked my car….

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will happen to Kansas if things shake out the way they are currently moving? If the Big-12 loses 6 to the Pac-10 and 1 or 2 to the Big Ten there’s serious trouble for Kansas. A few of the smaller schools like Baylor and Iowa State could move to a non-qualifier and fit in, even though they won’t be happy about it. But Kansas is a serious basketball contender and they get left out to dry.

Do they try to hold the Big-12 together and call up a few smaller schools to rebuild it, with Kansas becoming the top dog? Or do they beg and plead for an invite to the Big-10 (or 11, or 12, or 13) and try to ride along with Nebraska and possibly Missouri?

by JonathanPDX on Jun 9, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I could see the Big East taking them

They fit in with Big East teams anyway.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I hate to double post, but there is one thing no one has said about expansion.

How stacked will the proposed Big East/ACC hybrid be in basketball?

Uconn, Syracuse, Duke, North Carolina all in the same conference. Throw in Kansas and WOW.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I propose we call the new SuperConference:

The Big Lebowski

by JonathanPDX on Jun 9, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

the dude abides.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Jun 9, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Washington St… bottom of another list
You’d think with how bad you suck, you’d at least go after smart kids that want a free education. But nooooo, have to do everything the hard way.

I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Jun 9, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

We scored higher than you this year

That number is low from 4 years ago when we posted under 900.

by Brian Floyd on Jun 9, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Feldman tweets that USC is receiving a two-year postseason ban (among other penalties). Wow.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Brian is Bruce’s evil twin. Yup. Same twitter account, though.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also facing forfeiture of wins in the 2004 season

The Oregon Ducks are your default Pac-10 champs!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winning by default is the best way to win!

Woo Hoo!

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad, only true if it was 2005

2004 was awful, Indiana anyone.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indiana? No, thank you.

Most ridiculous game I ever attended.

Not enjoyable.

Get the voices out of my head, out, out!

Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.

by Bill Musgrave on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there too

Awful.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If 2005 gets forfeited

We never should acknowledge the title, championships are won, not given.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

though forfeits don’t happen. The games will simply be vacated, not forfeited. Still counts as a loss for us, just not a win for them.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vacating

Which means no one won them. USC doesn’t keep any trophies from either year and has to return any bowl $.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't know

That’s not the NCAA’s decision

by Brian Floyd on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heisman is completely seperate from the NCAA.

If the Heisman trophy committee votes to strip Bush of his trophy (very unlikely anyways), there is nothing Bush nor the NCAA can do about it.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

To give you an example

Memphis’s final four appearance a few years back was vacated. They have no banner acknowledging it As far as the NCAA is concerned, it didn’t happen.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fanfare to Troy

FUCK YOU CHEATERS!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please forgive me for not believing a damn thing when it comes to this case. I don’t know the facts, but hopefully the NCAA gives out the appropriate punishment to what actually occurred, and hopefully we are enlightened to what happened.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

here’s the link

the two years is huge. will the team even compete hard this year in practice.

Half the wheels, twice the alibi.

by axemen23 on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll end up like Bama

Wandering the college FB wilderness for at least a decade.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

darn

I guess they won’t be going to the Holiday bowl the next couple of years after all.

--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Jun 9, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, they seemed listless to me after we beat them this season. Hopefully they can keep the energy up for the sake of their athletes.

Also, Matt Barkley just got screwed with his pants on.

The U of O: Where idle hands are the devil's workshop.

by ProbablyMonty on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh btw, who feels sorry for Kiffin?

NOT ME!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 9, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

'05 was Kiffin's first year as OC.

In ’04 he was the “passing game coordinator”-which sounds like cheesy speak for Kiffin actually being the OC, but USC wanting to keep Norm Chow happy with the official title of OC.

Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.

by CaDuck on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

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