Quack Fix: Stewart and Rosario make a difference, two Ducks named to national team
by jtlight on Jul 12, 2010 7:25 AM PDT
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- Jonathan Stewart has been in his old hometown Lacey, WA, putting on a free football camp, and the Oregonian had a feature on Stewart's impact. Unlike a lot of pro stars, Stewart is not accepting an appearance fee or charging a registration fee. He has also gotten a large number of former Ducks and NFL players to help him out with the camp. Stewart is definitely getting things done on and off the field, and I'm excited to see where his career takes him. It's great to have him representing the Ducks at the next level, along with Dixon, Byrd, and others.
- Former Duck Dante Rosario is also putting on his own camp in McMinnville, with the very appropriate name "Dante's Inferno." This is Rosario's third year of putting on the camp, and he had 210 third through eighth graders signed up to attend. He also had a few words of praise for Chip Kelly's handling of the offseason issues during the camp, and also talked a bit on his current QB and former Beaver Matt Moore.
- Did you guys know that the US has a collegiate national team? You do now! And Tyler Anderson Scott McGough have been named to the team which is made up of the best non-draft eligible players in the country. The US has won the last 3 FISU World University Championships. Hopefully Anderson and McGough can help bring home another.
- It's just about time for football, and that means that generic previews abound. Scout has their 2010 Oregon preview up, and the focus is not surprisingly on Oregon's offseason, though under the defensive page, the preview gives a lot of credit to Nick Aliotti, and could see the defense exceeding season forecasts.
- In Pac-10 news, Washington makes the Pre Snap Read preseason countdown at #54. I think this is a pretty fair assessment for a team that went 5-7 last year. Washington will be a dangerous team because of their skill position players, but are lacking just about everywhere else. Myerberg's final comments sum it up rather well: "Washington is improved, without question. But don’t expect these Huskies to make an appearance in the Rose Bowl; seven wins should be more than enough for a program two years removed from an 0-12 finish."
- Rob Moseley has an update on some former Oregon football players. Receiver Derrick Jones and linebacker Kevin Garrett have landed at California University of Pennsylvania. Meanwhile, speculation still abounds over where Jeremiah Masoli will end up, though it is thought he may be able to graduate and transfer without sitting out a year per NCAA rules.
- Lastly, how could we let a week go by without Rachel Bachman writing about the Oregon Athletic Department. Her latest scoop: Dana Altman is working without a formal contract, which is still being sorted out. While this may seem alarming, unlike the Bellotti situation, Altman has a signed term sheet, and both parties are working on a contract, as opposed to, well, just ignoring the contract situation as had previously happened.
Got anything else? Leave it in the comments. GO DUCKS!
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Gameday is now going to be three hours
And Ms. Painstakingly Average is joining the show.
Three hours is an awfully long time. Its not as if I don’t watch enough TV on Saturdays.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Ms. Significantly Above Average Rack
It still feels creepy to objectify her. Stupid stalkers and the emotional pain they cause men.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 12, 2010 8:01 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Just an extra hour I get to spend @ church on saturdays.
Can you imagine if say, gameday comes for Oregon Arizona and it kicks off at 6 AM. It’ll be pitch black for the first 2 hours!
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Church?
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 12, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
college football=my church
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
It's in his basement
and he has this creepy statue of Tim Tebow up on a crucifix on one wall.
/shiver
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 12, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel a little dirty
I was up in Seattle this past week and had to go to an event at the Burke Museum on the edge of the U-Dumb campus.
How do I purify myself from having to step onto that campus of evil?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
acid bath.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Where is Cliff Harris in Scout's depth charts?
I thought he was supposed to be the truth.
he wasn't starting (or even nickel back) in the spring game...
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
What?
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I think he was 5th on the pre-spring game depth chart dude.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
You want to link me to something on that...
I don’t remember a depth chart coming out from anybody and on top of that, he started for the White team. Only thing I can think of was the fact that Aliotti was asked during practices if he had to start two corners who would they be and he said, “Mitchell and Gildon due to TJ3 being injured.” That’s all, unless you know differently.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Links go a long, long way to establishing credibility.
It’s like doing a paper and providing your sources. It isn’t just to make sure you aren’t infringing copyright materials – but to show you did research and have a credible work with verifiable data.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
I believe I saw something that had TJ3 and Mitchell on one side and Gildon and Patterson on the other.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
There was no pre-spring game depth chart. The coaching staff for each side drafted for each team.
Also, Harris started for the White team, was likely their top cornerback (though the staff never said either way), and broke up the first pass of the game.
Lastly, here’s Moseley’s post-spring round-up. Harris is projected to be the starting CB opposite TJ3, at least according to him.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
also in the article though are these nuggets
true freshman Terrance Mitchell vaulted up the depth chart after enrolling in late March, and redshirt freshman Avery Patterson also inserted himself into the competition.
What, then, to expect from those veterans at corner, Anthony Gildon, Scott Grady and Cliff Harris? Grady started very strong this spring, Gildon missed much of the month with an injury, and Harris continues to make the adjustment to collegiate life, both on and off the field.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
That still doesn't address this:
I think he was 5th on the pre-spring game depth chart dude.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Or this:
he wasn’t starting (or even nickel back) in the spring game…
What is very clear is that Harris is the favorite to start opposite TJ3, though it’s still an open competition.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
that one is right
he didn’t start the spring game on the #1 defense
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
What?
Please explain to me who started on the #1 defense in the spring game. Oh and links or sources would be much appreciated.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
there was no #1 defense
spring game rosters were via draft
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Well, technically axemen is right. Harris wan’t on the #1 defense, because NOBODY was on the #1 defense… there wasn’t a #1 defense.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
ding ding
you are the winner for discovering the technicallity
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
ding ding ding, you're an idiot
you wrote:
he wasn’t starting (or even nickel back) in the spring game…
he did start. Then you backed it up with:
he didn’t start the spring game on the #1 defense
Please think before you post. I’m tired of trying to show you how wrong you are.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Will:
what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 12, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I wish we could alter SBNation to automatically post this after every axemen comment.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jul 12, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can.
Make him change his sig to this:
What I just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things anyone has ever heard. At no point in my rambling, incoherent response were I even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having listened to me. I get no points, and may God have mercy on my soul.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jul 12, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
does this work?
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say is right half the time, every time.
how bout we try this then
what I take from Moseley’s article is that CH3 is by no means a run-away favorite to win that job.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Remember the other day when we went about 75 comments deep to try and reach a reasonable conclusion?
It only took 20 today! It must be growth!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jul 12, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This made Dickson happy!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jul 12, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, a simple “wrong” would have been just fine, but… ah…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
This whole mini thread gets a win in my book
unless your name is Axmen then you get a wtf were you thinking.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
well i win too.
i won a new sig.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
that is not even the right new sig
That one doesn’t make sense, not that I would expect it to
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
thats kind of the point.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
We should just call these types of mini threads axemens
1. Start off with something written that is absolutely ridiculous and most likely false
2. Someone asks for clarification
3. Original poster replies with something even dumber.
4. Community spends the next 30+ comments tying to make axemen understand how wrong he is.
5. Everyone outside of original poster ends up frustrated and banging head on desk.
6. Wait 10 minutes and repeat.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
FML
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I...Er...Uh.....
53 days until football!
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
you are aware that UO does have an admissions requirement
I hear Monmouth is lovely
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I thought you were sending me to Bruins Nation?
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
I like this idea.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
If only this guy were starting, or at least a nickel back
DuckFootball
Cliff Harris is showing off his skills. Couple of picks in one-on-ones.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Too bad he didn’t make the top 4 in the pre-spring game depth chart
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I thought he was a tight end
--Dave
Default reply to Axeman23: what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
you’re not going to axe me.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I thought Clark Kellogg was #5 on the depth chart.
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 WNBA Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 12, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh
leave it to the NCAA to do something stupid.
I don’t really like this new tournament formant.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
I like it a lot
2 crap games and 2 good games, better than 1 meaningless game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
My favorite part of over-expansion
The games will be televised on TruTv (formerly CourtTV), which is available in 93 million homes, said NCAA vice president Greg Shaheen, who manages the NCAA tournament.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Must be for Masoli's pot bust and drivng while suspended
It’s like a Fulmer Cup parting gift, from him to us. Damn, I don’t think we’re ever going to win this thing without him.
Remind me WTF Minnesota's done to get 17 points?
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
So I've been wondering about why don't we ever see USC on the Fulmer Cup board?
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
For anyone at work today
I just want to say that I’m sitting by the pool in Sunriver drinking a Twilight summer ale thinking about going in to make a batch of Mango Daquiris.
Please feel free to flame me. Unless you hate Sunriver, sun, Twilight ale or being lazy, in which case, feel sorry for me.
I just spent a week in Hawaii
I can’t get too upset.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
And I just spent a week in sunny San Diego.
That’s right, the sun came out for the first time ON MY WAY BACK TO THE FREAKING AIRPORT.
California sucks.
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 WNBA Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 12, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You suck!
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Don't call me Batman.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
by JShufelt on Jul 12, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
uhhhhhhh.........................................................................
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
I hate Sunriver, sun, Twilight books/movies and being super lazy. Is that close?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Close enough
My son (SON!! – The biggest Duck fan ever!) wants me to take him to see Eclipse. Where did I go wrong?? Is it too late to save him or should I just ship him off to a Russian Military camp and hope for the best?
Tell him Jake Locker loves the Twilight series. If that doesn’t work, I don’t know what to do.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
you would have been calling daisy
“axemilf” for the past 6 months.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
mother I'd like to findsoIcandisapleherinternetandkeephersonoffmyfavoriteblog
that what MILF is right?
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
No. While my son has the ability to piss off our immediate family, he can only aspire to Axemen’s epic reach.
Wow, I get out of the car after 8 hours of driving home, hoping to find some nice Quack Fix comments, and I find axemen being stupid, Matt Daddy and Dave calling him a dumbass, and a thread about vacation.
Awesome, guys.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 12, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
That’s your fault for hoping to find some nice Quack Fix comments.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
I suppose that's true.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 12, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron White said it best
when he said “you can’t fix stupid.”
May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...
I get it every night around midnight. Marriage has its benefits.
[em] this sig for rent [/em]
by benzduck on Jul 12, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I think I rec everything you post.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 12, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
90s sitcoms lied to me! They said that stuff stops when you get married!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
Can I take lessons from you oh mighty Jedi Master?
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Here's lesson #1, young Stywalker:
Marry your second wife first.
[em] this sig for rent [/em]
by benzduck on Jul 12, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me crack up during Pat Forde’s ESPN chat today:
Ryan (Detroit) In five years USC will be…
Pat Forde (2:27 PM)
Ryan: … Back in contention to win the Pac-10 and go to a BCS bowl under second-year head coach Steve Sarkisian.
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/chat/_/id/33436/ncaa-fb-with-pat-forde
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
hilarious
however, I think Sarkisian is giong to bring Washington back into the fold. And I think (sadly) still think Washington is a place where you can win a national title.
--Dave
Default reply to Axeman23: what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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