Quack Fix: Pac-10 media poll coming soon, LaMichael James looking toward the future
by jtlight on Jul 23, 2010 7:47 AM PDT
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- [UPDATE] The annual Pac-10 media poll will be released next week, and GoDucks has a prediction that will seem awfully familiar, with USC at the top and Oregon number 2. I think that Oregon will end up #1, but USC still has the most talented team in the Pac-10, and may get the benefit of the doubt other teams prove they can knock the Trojans off consistently. Also, Jon Wilner has a roundup of where all the preseason magazines rank the Pac-10 before the season.
- The USC Blog at the OC Register takes a look at Oregon, with an eye towards how they match up against USC. This game has so many question marks, it's tough to predict right now. You can bet that both teams will be motivated, and it should be a close affair either way.
- LaMichael James had an interview with two Isaac and Big Suke from KFXX, and the guys at SportsRadioInterviews.com have a transcript up. He talked about the offseason, and it sounds like he and the rest of the team are ready to move forward. While many are questioning the team after the offseason, it seems like an unwise thing to do considering how they responded to Blount's punch after the Boise State game.
- Ted Miller is continuing his preseason previews. Yesterday he had Oregon's best case/worst case. My main issue is that I highly doubt that Kelly will play two QBs to any significant degree. He's already come out opposed to that idea in various interviews, and I expect him to pick one QB and that will be it. Well, unless things start to go south. Then a two QB situation could unfortunately happen.
- Miller also took a look at each Pac-10 team's running back situation, and Oregon was far and away the leader in the conference. While Miller thinks that Jacquizz Rodgers is the best player in the Pac-10, the Beavers don't come close to Oregon's depth at the RB position.
- Andrew Wheating continues to impress. He ran the 4th fastest 1,500m in U.S. history yesterday, with a time of 3 minutes, 30.90 seconds. He beat his personal best by 7 seconds, though finished 4th in his race.
- The Register Guard has a piece today on former Oregon star Taylor Lilley, and how she's acclimating to the WNBA. Taylor made the Phoenix Mercury after trying out for one of two open roster spots at the start of the season. It's been an up-and-down first season, which included a trip to the White House and a 14 point game.
- Around the Pac-10, USC lost another football player to transfer, WR Brandon Carswell. This was at a position without a lot of depth already, so USC will look for incoming freshmen Robert Woods and Markeith Ambles to make impacts. UCLA lost an offensive lineman for the season due to academics. Lastly, the Huskies got a transfer from recently suspended UCLA LB Josh Shirley. It's really fun to see Husky fans trying to rationalize this one after all the crap they spewed over Oregon's offseason drama. But I'm they're doing a great job convincing themselves already. But honestly, I'm kinda bummed we didn't get Shirley. It seemed that he didn't have the involvement of the other two UCLA players, and he is gonna be a beast over the next few seasons.
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#2 I am sorry but that pisses me off.
Oregon is the defending Pac 10 Champs. I think that earns them the right to be voted #1 in the preseason Pac 10 ranking.
We all know preseason rankings are worthless, however if they are going to put them out they should at least be right.
Plus how weird is it going to look when Oregon is ranked higher than USC in the preseason top 25 poll even though they are predicted to finish 2nd in their own conference.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
I take preseason rankings about as serious as I do Jake Locker's Heisman chances......
by ppilot on Jul 23, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
but he runs a 4.4!!! unfortunately, he only gets to play QB. maybe they should make him a punt returner.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Plus how weird is it going to look when Oregon is ranked higher than USC in the preseason top 25 poll even though they are predicted to finish 2nd in their own conference.
I agree. That’s a situation like after Washington beating them last year—both teams were 3-1 following that game, and UW had beaten them head-to-head and was higher in the conference yet USC remained in the national top-10. That’s the real problem with polls: perception becomes reality, so the good old boys’ teams (USC, Florida, Alabama, Texas, et al) are always ranked high just because they get voted there since they’re “supposed to be there”…well, it appears not at times.
The O is the new U
That is why I agree with ppilot's assessment and subsequent example.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
My face when I saw Washington ranked
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by mackjones23 on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm gonna frame it!
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but USC finished with 4 more wins than UW
So wasn’t USC being ranked above Washington (although the rankings of both teams proved to be too hight) technically correct?
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Agreed.
Hopefully it pisses the Oregon players too. Statement game @USC this year? Hell yes.
Anyone can be cool but being awesome takes practice
USC gave up a ton of points to Oregon State ON ITS HOME FIELD.
The Ducks proceeded to flatten that same Oregon State team to win the Pac 10…
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jul 23, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I suck at reading. Apparently that wasn’t the poll, but GoDucks prediction of the poll.
My bad. But we can still get pissed. Makes for a fun Friday afternoon.
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For the record, I'm against the move
I would have liked to waited and see if he was charged. If he’s not, Sark looks like a genius. I guess no matter what, if he’s a beast of a player he looks like a genius to a bulk of fans no matter how bad an apple he is.
It’s done though, so I’ll support Josh, and I hope he can keep his nose clean.
And that is what we all love about Coach Kelly,
He lets the legal system run it’s course before he makes a decision in regards to a players future.
And because he does not kick kids off of the team before they are found guilty or innocent of anything, it clearly shows that he has no control over the team!
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And the DE/hit man
We are all dirty in the fun game of college foosball
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't saying anything about Alonzo except Kelly suspended him only after he was cited
he wasn’t convicted when that punishment came down. I’m not talking about your players and their transgressions right now.
Pulu did a very bad thing, he was suspended indefinitely before he was even arraigned if I remember right. He’ll never play at UW again because he’s a jackass.
Thats funny
I was talking about UO’s own hitman Matt Simms! I love college football!
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
It's assumed that Alonso copped to it to Kelly instead of dragging it out even more.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Regardless...he still didn't let the legal process run it's course in that case
since everyone involved in the blog war seems to be on a big facts kick.
I think he handled that one the right way for what it’s worth.
That's not the point
He told Canzano repeatedly that he doles out punishment when he know the facts. He never set a standard that requires a conviction to be punished. If a guy comes clean and tells him what happened, then what’s the problem with doling out a punishment.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Why do you have to wait for the legal process to run its course when the would-be defendant has already told you he's guilty?
It saved them both a good amount of time and energy. Like QuackinAK said, Chip Kelly makes the punishments upon what facts he has. There is no timeline he sets for himself to lay out premature or impulsive decisions on these kids’ futures.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Because CADuck said he let's the legal system run it's course in every case.
it’s not my personal view on how it should be handled.
Keep in mind people that these are all good natured barbs and debates. I’m not here to troll and attack.
B Money, I’ve never considered you a troll. As a matter of fact I think you’ve been rather consistent with your opinions.
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The half a Twixt or a whole nuther bar?
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by Famous Duck on Jul 23, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
NO, but I was considering that you were. Good call.
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
I never said "in every case",
Of course there are exceptions. But for the most part, he has let the legal system run it’s course. I don’t even get what we are debating…
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The topic is no longer up for debate.
We all came to the conclusion that Chip Kelly has lost control of the universe, and probably the multiverse, and that’s that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
But what about the blogosphere??!?!?!?
Won’t someone please think of the people in their mother’s basements?
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by qrsouther on Jul 23, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh you Huskies love this example
I suspect that there is more to that story than we know. It is not incumbent on Chip Kelly to tell us everything that went into his decision.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
I agree with you.
As much as we’d all like to know the details, no smart coach is ever going to make everything public.
So, “consistency” is really just people like me looking at the crime, and the punishment, but really having no idea what the squiggly line from point A to point B actually looks like.
I think it's a risky move
considering how inconsistent Sark has been with his punishment of players and sends the wrong message to the team. If other kids screw up I think you can easily blame Sark and bringing this kid in for the problems.
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by Matt Daddy on Jul 23, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh Irony!
I love the fact that this kid gets suspended by The Weasel, after his history of letting thugs slide at UW (see Jeramy Stevens etc.) then he transfers to UW.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
This is about the definition of Irony
it’s funny to read some of the commentary over at Bruins Nation as well, about how off base we all are on the Wease.
He’s pretty much flawless, I’m not sure if you knew that.
Neuheisel’s turds end wars and are the start of world peace.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
by JShufelt on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They have no discernible odor whatsoever.
And a pleasing aftertaste.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
We Ducks have a long history of hating the Weasel
Even before he came to Washington. I seem to remember many Husky fans extolling his virtuosity when he was there too.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
He's just an excellent strategist
Fake punt up three scores is standard.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
He hasn't been inconsistent with punishment
but this is the type of thing that can cause problems in setting punishment precedents.
Except you only perceive the inconsistency. Every time we’ve addressed this Husky fans run off and never retort our points.
So instead of expecting that to change, I’ll just say this:
I’m glad you have fun with your opinions, no matter what facts may get in the way of them.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Inconsistency is really a relative term in this context
as there is not two identical cases to make a full conclusion on.
I’ll say this, I feel I’ve been pretty amicable and less than rude about this. I still feel some of the punishments haven’t been the mark of consistency, and I see some issues with the way Kelly handled things. That said, part of CFB is both blindly loving your team and hating your rivals.
Funny thing about consistency
is that it is easy to proclaim and almost impossible prove. It’s tainted by your biases and perception as well as your inability to know all the facts. The only person who can say whether or not Kelly or Sark has been inconsistent is Kelly or Sark (and even then sometimes we deceive ourselves into thinking we’ve been consistent).
Some people will look at how Kelly handled Embry, Alonso, Masoli and proclaim he’s been inconsistent. Yet when asked to prove it most of the time their facts are incorrect or they come up woefully short of being able to do so. Just like I could proclaim that Sark is inconsistent when he throws a kid off a team for not even being in legal trouble and then less than 48 hours later brings one in that is in the middle of such problems. But once again, ask me to prove it and I will fall really short.
So accusing someone of being inconsistent, while fun and easy to do, is really just an accusation of your own ignorance about what really happened.
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by Matt Daddy on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
didnt you start the whole Sark consistency theme
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Cue sarchasm.jpg
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
so i’m confused. what are the rules on recruiting vs keeping criminals (aka young kids doing stupid things) on your team? if they’re already on your team and they get in trouble, your coach has to give them the boot but if the initial transgression happens another place, its okay to give them a second chance? you can see by my tagline where i stand on these issues. i dont pick and choose my side based upon how convenient it is.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I don’t care for all the judgement getting passed on to Shirley. Let’s wait and see before really howling at people for him going to UDub.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I think it’s more in jest than anything else…at least that’s how I’m taking it. Some good-natured ribbing is always in order amongst rivals, methinks.
The O is the new U
If Shirley was going to UO?
Well then we as Huskies would just say it’s fitting, and that he will be the moral standard. But he isn’t, so it’s considered a second chance and a good fit because Sark will kick off anyone who doesn’t obey the rules (Kavario) and stay on top of his team. However, if Shirley was going to UO then you all would be EXTATIC and you know it. But that being said… he isn’t… so neener neener neener. Just kidding on that last part…kinda
by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
In so many words, the above post says "at UW, we are hypocrites!"
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 24, 2010 5:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Except in the case above, it's posted by a UWer and is written with pride.
It’s just such a stupid post, declaring acceptance of one’s own hypocrisy with glee.
So thanks for the “fix”, but I think the original was dead on. In fact, it didn’t need my explanatory “fix” either, it speaks for itself.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 24, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
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by grimc on Jul 24, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm... ok
I’d cal it hypocritical of Duck fans to speak on Morals of teams and coaches who decide to give kids second chances of any sort, and with knowing of previous troubled pasts, but that’s just me. Hypocrisy aside, I am glad Shirley left slick Rick to come play for Sark the shark. And for what it’s worth i’ll take all the hypocrisy comments for JS coming to UW
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you talking about the guy who stole a woman's purse? Is that the guy?
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
alleged
"Ducks are the college football version of Paris Hilton…they’re famous for no reason, they look pretty and they got a rich daddy." ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit
by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't that the same word used in the lamichael james case
where he was only convicted of harrassment? That word? Hm……
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All i know is what i read in the papers..
…and these trusty blogs!
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Aren't you of the same blog that still thinks Kiko Alonso is no longer on the football team?
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If it's posted it HAS to be true!!!
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why Twitter is an accepted news source.
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Acceptable, almost accepted...
It’s almost cnn, like when i found out this week the Sonics are no longer here because of a tweet from Collison… I was bummed
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think 'JS' stands for 'Jerramy Stevens'
the drunk-driving, teenager-face-stomping rapist Husky.
Or maybe it’s a secret nickname for Jeremiah Pharms, UW linebacker and possible murderer.
Or—no, I’ll resist saying the name-that-can-never-be-uttered-or-huskies-will-cry.
I'll say it
Ty Detmer.
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There couldn’t possibly be another Ty that you guys dislike right?
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why can't i make a joke around here without someone trying to undercut it
gawd.
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I dislike Bow ties
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
woah.
I agree with you. This is weird :P
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It's ok...
Take a deep breathe…. whew, I almost laughed at the pic with Farina, until i saw the flag
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably the only time in my life I felt truely bad for UW.
that call was BS.
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Brutality is most of the time indescribable
That was the definition
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL...
Why hold back now?
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 24, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Or is it Larry Farina
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Ah, nice use of some good old deflection.
“Oh yeah, well you do it too”. Well, that doesn’t make it any better.
Second, if you look closely, I’m not personally defending any coach’s morals or ethics, nor trashing any coach or team, I’m merely calling your post blatantly hypocritical.
You’d trash UO for taking a questionable kid if he came here, but you’re glad Sark took him. It essentially announces “I don’t care about being consistent, I just like bitching about other people! I refuse to hold myself personally accountable for the same ethics I question others on!”
Stay on target. I’m not trashing UW fans, nor heralding UO fans, I’m trashing your post which takes pride about hypocrisy. I’m also trashing the new post that seems to say you are ok with being called a hypocrite as long as you get a good player. The attitude in these posts suggests willful acceptance of hypocrisy, which is, well, lame.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2010 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed, it was a nice bit of deflection
Since this has gotten a little more serious and defensive than intended, here’s what i got for ya. You take the last year and change that both these head coaches have been in charge, take a look at how many instances with players that have happened between the 2 teams. In the original post my semi sarcastic, dryish statement of “Well then we as Huskies would just say it’s fitting, and that he will be the moral standard” is simply looking at this in a snap shot of over the summer and who got the most headlines. Secondly the fact i think it’s a good thing he gets a second chance at my school and not yours is in no way hypocritical, just biased. And i will close with…. Seacrest out!
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by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 25, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well if you say it's not hypocritical, it must not be.
I’m sold, thanks Seacrest.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 25, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
he might not have done anything illegal. i’m pretty sure he wasn’t being a positive leader in the situation either. “hey guys…i’m not sure if this is a good idea…” is maybe one thing to say.
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Funny how the highest recruit is always the one who didnt do anything
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, are you saying we should be rational, let the process and system work and have faith that the coaching staff knows what they are doing in reviewing a player’s risk being on a team?
Forget that, I’m ready to rub some Dawg’s nose in it.
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by Matt Daddy on Jul 23, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I have no problem at all with them taking Shirley. I’m not gonna pass judgement on Sark for the move.
I am going to laugh my ass off at Husky fans that are trying to rationalize the move against all their previous statements. It’s comedy gold.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
This is my take. For Shirley’s sake, I hope a fresh start is good for him, and I’d wish that for anybody who got in trouble like this.
As for Husky fans, I hope they wallow in their hypocrisy.
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
DON'T YOU DARE DEFAME JOSH SHIRLEY HE MADE ME MISTAKES BUT HE HAS A HEART OF GOLD.
/crazidawg
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by qrsouther on Jul 23, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Surely you're joking.
Sorry, I can’t halp but channel Airplane! when the name comes up this often.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Berkowitz dropped that joke in one of his blurbs about him before he signed.
I periodically see that movie on cable and remember how great it was.
Here’s a better topic. What happened to comedies?
John Belushi, Phil Hartman, Mitch Hedberg, and Chris Farley died.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
I blame Tina Fey
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
If you read The Sports Douche Guy, his mailbag today gives a Comedy MVP award for the past 25+ years. Surprisingly accurate, but what amazes me is just how much funnier people used to be.
LAWN.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm in the middle of reading it right now
DON’T SPOIL IT!!!!!
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If you think Tina Fey is funny
watch “Baby Mama”
your world will change
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Tina Fey isn’t funny. She’s just not a lame female comedian that people find hot.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I don't find her hilarious
but 30 Rock is funny as hell. And she lucked into the Palin imitation, which really is what made her career.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Be fair
Fey was hot property as a writer before Palin oozed into the spotlight. I don’t think she’s a great performer, but she’s got great writing chops.
Her Palin is pretty good
So good that people often attribute her quotes on SNL to Sara Palin.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Tina Fey IS funny
but mostly as a writer, and less as a comedian (but come on, we all laughed at the Sarah Palin impersonations). Don’t you people watch 30 Rock??
how many times do i have to hear that question?
its overtaken “do you watch the office?”
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
But do you watch The Office?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Coming soon to an overused question near you:
Do you watch Community?
Did you watch Arrested Development?
Did you watch Undeclared?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I have recently started watching
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, great show.
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Awesome show, check out Party Down and IT Crowd - pure gold!
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Love this show
There was one episode where Charlie and Dee become crack heads so they can go on welfare and not have to work. Funniest episode of any show I’ve ever seen.
Indeed
Drug Dealer: What you need?
Dennis: Uh, one, please.
Drug Dealer: One what?
Dennis: Uh… one rock of crack.
Dee: One crack…
Dennis: A crack rock. Is that enough? Is one crack rock enough? I don’t…
Dee: Uh… how much would you recommend for a first-time user?
Also loved the “junk yard cat”. My favorite new show to watch.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 23, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t stand 30 Rock, although I know I’m in the minority there. Mostly I find Alec Baldwin excruciating to watch, and Tina Fey doesn’t help. I’ve tried to watch that show a few times and I can never make it an entire episode.
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Oh wow
Alec Baldwin makes that show for me. He’s 100x the comedian than he ever was the action hero.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
And by action hero
I mean Jack Ryan.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
AREC BARDWIN?!
The greatest actor on earth!
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by mackjones23 on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not saying Baldwin isn’t talented. Many, many people love his comedic acting. I just don’t, probably because I usually dislike the characters he plays best (boorish, self-centered, etc.).
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 23, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
characterS?
When is the last time he played anyone besides Alec Baldwin?
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
The Schwedi Balls sketch
is a one trick pony but still one of the brightest spots in SNL’s long spiral down the comedy toilet. How in the hell does that show even exist?
I see what you mean about his characters; my humor tends to run towards the very black though, so he’s right up my alley.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I counted
and it took 133 posts for us to get homoerotic today.
You guys need to step it up. I can’t do it all myself, you know.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I do appreciate the Schwedi Balls (and didn’t he reprise it for Schwedi Weiners or something like that?).
Those kinds of characters irritate me in the same way that infidelity irritates me as a theme in TV shows or movies. It doesn’t matter how well the thing is made or how good the acting/writing is, I just can’t get past that to truly enjoy it.
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I should have prefaced it by saying I only watched it for a feminism class
that teacher was such a misogynist.
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I watched it because I’m married. But even my wife agreed that it was pretty bad.
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I just logged in to see 21 new comments. all around a shitty middle aged comedian
Tako Tuesdays is over there people.
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its not about the roastee
its about how stupid and drunk the roasters are (i think). Warren Sapp spent 8 minutes making black jokes.
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Speaking of drunk people
and since today’s ship is out of control and off course by a long way, has anybody seen the Drunk History stuff from www.funnyordie.com?
I’m always the last to know, but wow. Me encanta.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody who watches anything with Larry the Cable Guy (in which he doesnt die) loses any right to an opinion on comedy.
by grimc on Jul 23, 2010 12:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I don't watch him
a roast of anyone on comedy central is outstanding. They’re doing David Hasslehoff next month.
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They’re doing David Hasslehoff next month.
Takimoto is going to be really upset about this.
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By watching a roast celebrating him
you support him. Why do you hate America?
No kidding. Comedy died the day he became popular.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
He was great as Mater in Cars.
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 23, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd damnit
That made me laugh, and I don’t know why.
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John Belushi, Phil Hartman, Mitch Hedberg, and Chris Farley died
Also for consideration, John Candy.
And Dane Cook lives.
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by mackjones23 on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Dane Cook had some good jokes about 5 years ago before the movie career
now it’s just become him telling half rate stories and yelling alot.
Have you seen Seth Green’s imitation of Dane Cook talking about Family Guy? It’s funny how close it is.
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by mackjones23 on Jul 23, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Cant find it
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Richard Pryor died
and the world became 90% less funny with that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
R-E-Double D R-O-Double X That was a funny man.
It’s Nation Garbage Can Week this week. You need to Fugg Yo Can so you can say, with that smile of pleasure, “My can has just been FUGGED.”
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I hate him but
I have to give him the You Suck At Photoshop stuff. Funny.
I think this is one of those signs that I am getting old(er)
I just don’t think most of his stuff is funny, sure he’s got a good joke or two, his act just doesn’t appeal to me.
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He’s not funny as Dane Cook, standup, but he is funny as Donny, Photoshop Master. If you haven’t seen them, you should. Nobody even knew it was Dane Cook when they first started running. I think they’re on funnyordie
I had no idea that “You Suck at Photoshop” was Dane Cook. That honestly changes my opinion of him a lot.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Felt the same way
As soon as it was revealed, i had to begrudingly give him props.
Then I watched part of his TV special and it was easy to hate him again
What happened to comedies?
It’s called the UW football team circa 2007-2008. /cues rim shot.
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by QuackinAK on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I remember trouncing them 42-10
and thinking that was a really powerful performance. Never mind.
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For sure
We just didn’t want you guys getting all the attention for troubled kids…. back to my wallowing.. :)
by DAWGFATHER91 on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think its stupid to judge shirley for taking the opportunity given to him.
Its easy and fun to judge hypocritical husky fans though.
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It’s easy to be just as hypocritical though. That’s kinda what I’m getting at.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
towards what though
shirley’s decision?
Or are you talking about us regarding some of our own disciplinary issues?
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Honestly, I don’t care. There are people who know a lot more than I do about the situation, and those are the people making the decisions. I’m not going to sit here in judgment. Even if Shirley did something wrong, that doesn’t preclude him from getting another chance somewhere else. It could be good for the kid.
Wait, he’s going to U-Dub? Never mind. Kid’s obviously messed up.
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When is the last time that U Dub had a winning season?
Is that right before the hypocrisy started flaming?
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by Famous Duck on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s complete bullshit that anyone would have us lower than USC…we’re simply the better team. We were better last year and they’ve only gotten worse—I don’t know how that equals a jump over us.
And for what it’s worth, I think both OSU and UW are way too low on that poll as well…OSU is OSU; a team to be respected. They are good. And UW is scary this year, I don’t care what anyone says. They may not have the best lines in the conference, but their skill-position players stack up with some of the best in the conference and I think that will help compensate.
The O is the new U
I think the second place ranking
Is alright, let the guys start the season with a chip on their shoulder (no pun intended). Yes, about UW, they return 4 starters on the O-Line, they should be much improved, with all the yards Polk gets after contact, and Locker as a dual threat, I agree scary.
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For the record, Wheating ran the 6th fastest time, 4th fastest person
And I like him more than Rupp
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 9:12 AM PDT reply actions
Miller's RB analysis ...
It’s a good read-I picked up some good info one the other Pac-10 schools besides UO & OSU. I think he’s right on that going into the season Quizz is the top RB, we’ll have to what LMJ does with another offseason under his belt working with Coach Cambell. I love the Ducks RB situation though, best in the country 1-4?
Anyone can be cool but being awesome takes practice
Alabama is pretty stacked
Ingram and Richardson are a better 1-2 and I’m sure they have some good depth.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
nice
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Bama
I agree Bama’s 1-2 (Ingram/Richardson) probably tops LMJ/Barner but how do does their 3-4th match to to Seastrunk/Williams?
Anyone can be cool but being awesome takes practice
Do we even know that will be our 3-4 this coming year?
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Hopefully not ...
Ideally it’s be awesome to redshirt both Seastrunk and Williams, (realistic though?). Probably depends a lot on Remene Alston
Anyone can be cool but being awesome takes practice
I am guessing that Mr Saben has a few decent RBs waiting in the wings
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by trumpetduck on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
They are definitely the better 1/2 punch right now.
However, in two seasons when LMJ and Kenjon are seniors and Lache/Dontae/whoever else have some experience, our runningback corps will be tough to top.
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'Bama likely trumps the Ducks
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Why? LMJ had a better average than Ingram...
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by Famous Duck on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Ingram also has one more heisman and national title
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me. I thot we were/are talking about this year?
My bad.
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YOGI BERRA
by Famous Duck on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Like when you mentioned last years average?
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah ha, So you noticed that, too. Well done.
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
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by Famous Duck on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweet Jesus
I’m watching the comedy central roast of Larry the Cable Guy. One of the roasters is none other than Gary Busey
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I should have started a stop watch.
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.......BUSEY!
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by mackjones23 on Jul 23, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Dont worry SB Nation knew you would forget
So they put these crazy time stamps on peoples post.
One min (or less!), great work Matt Daddy
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by trumpetduck on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Comcast
Is in the running for a new PAC 10 network?
NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Did I get that right? No? Damn.
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 23, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Remember that Comcast and NBC Unviversal are merging
and the Versus Network is going to be molded into a direct competitor to ESPN.
This could be an outstanding move, and if it happens quickly, it could mean increased bidding even if they don’t land either deal.
There is no way that they will get the new contract,
There is no way that they will get the new contract, There is no way that they will get the new contract, There is no way that they will get the new contract, There is no way that they will get the new contract, There is no way that they will get the new contract!!!!!!!!!!
Or at least, I hope there is no way they will get the new contract.
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You need to put the comcast logo up as your avatar image.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 23, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Done and done.
I have been looking for a new avatar image. The two times I put a picture of Sebastian Vettel up there, his race has gone horribly wrong. Seriously, they have.
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Good job, work your dark magic, wizardboy56.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 24, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww god almighty this has been the hour of annoyances
Phremmr: Sounds like 2011 QB Brett Hundley could be committed to UW per KJR in Seattle. Would be a huge get for UW.
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Is that Brooke Hundley's brother?
If so, UW might be getting more than they can chew…
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by My Name is Bryce on Jul 23, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You should pay attention to the tweet right before that one from Phrem.
But I guess he sucks because he went to Jesuit.
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by Matt Daddy on Jul 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's a little bit of a slow day, but here's some fun reading:
Matt Daddy is fighting the good fight over at Dawg Pound in one thread, while I’m at sea in another. [Disclaimer: copious amounts of Lear Pilot in each thread, viewer discretion is advised.]
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
The Good Fight
Matt, you know facts have no place at the Dawg Pound. But you’re doing great over there – be careful and call us if you need a ride home. And if the cops show up, don’t hide in the bushes. They always catch the guy in the bushes.
by daisyduck on Jul 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I couldn’t get involved there. I was tempted, but I would have spent hours I don’t have refuting ridiculous comments. I applaud your efforts and support you from the home base. If you need reinforcements, let me know, otherwise, it’s best I stay out of it.
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WE NEED MORE BENGAY!
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by qrsouther on Jul 23, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That made me laugh out loud, thanks.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 23, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I read often and post rarely, and Lear Pilot is the only guy that truly gets me so worked up I actually sign on and post what I think. He is so soaked in kool-aid that I expect to see him bursting through my wall at any moment.
I don’t think he understands that people don’t give a shit about him making jokes about the Ducks, but he gets called out because he uses the same cliched lines that put him in the category of “classic internet guy.” It’s not a Husky/Duck thing, it’s a Lear Pilot thing. If you are constantly the source of frustration for people, you’d think it would sink in that maybe you sound like an idiot. A Husky fan can talk all the trash he wants and you won’t hear a peep out of me, but when you get into the territory he often does, you are no better than the dude in the cheap seats that argues with every call against his team and can’t admit that, yes, occasionally your team DOES commit pass interference.
by netminder82 on Jul 24, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Man does he look delicious. I love that he carries a pitcher of himself.
by netminder82 on Jul 26, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow that gave me a headache
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
My analogy earlier
Arguing with huskies is like drinking a Slurpy really fast. At first you think it’s a good idea, and then about half way through your head hearts and you’re kicking yourself for even starting with them.
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That sounds a hell of a lot like Marvin Austin's though process regarding agents right now.
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Goodness,
There has been far too much tension over at the Dawg Pound lately. I swear that someone gets into a huge argument with Lear Pilot every week.
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Maybe LP is the catalyst not the reactant…
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
I want to stay out of this blog-o-war as much as possible,
But yes, Lear Pilot generally looks like he is the catalyst starting these skirmishes. We arm ourselves with fact, he arms himself with slander directed at Coach Kelly/UO.
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I just don't care anymore
let them do what they want. We can’t refute them with facts, and they can be completely right with slander and apparently with kiko alonso being kicked off the team, etc. Whatever. We’ll kick there ass again in the fall and that’ll be that.
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poor grammar
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Is the last letter from Teddy Boy’s latest mailbag not the saddest thing from Baver sense Baver? Uh-uh, they hate US more!
Well then,
Who would you be more pissed off at winning the Heisman fellow Duck fans, Locker or Quizz Rodgers?
…
…
I’m assuming that it is overwhelmingly Locker (sure gets my vote)
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Who the hell is Jake Locker? That name kinda sounds like Jock Licker, but I’m really not so sure.
Not sure why that guy would be a Heisman candidate though. Stop pulling names out of your ass, CaDuck.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 24, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Time to make you guys jealous
I was getting clothes for my cousin’s wedding @ men’s warehouse this afternoon, and guess who walks in but Nate Costa and Darron Thomas. Can you say Jackpot?
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I read somewhere that Bair is going.
Im hoping for a QBs in Tux’s promotional picture.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
I would like to see Bair and Paysinger there.
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that is correct Bair is going.
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So did you pull digits then?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 23, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
digits no
but we had a nice conversation. No animosity between them at all.
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I hear there have been multiple attempted murders between the two of them. They must have worked things out.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
by JShufelt on Jul 23, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Is there really such a thing as attempted murder?"
“Do they give the Nobel Prize for attempted science?”
plus a rec for making me laugh
by AcadianTraverse on Jul 23, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
not at all
its nice to see in person though.
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31 unbelievable high school mascots Interestingly two of these schools were in my league in High School. I think there have to be some better ones out there, I mean how unbelievable is the Astoria Fishermen?
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Here's my High School mascot Charlie Chinook (Kalama, WA)
ridiculous
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by QuackinAK on Jul 23, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My all-time favorite match-up is between the Thule Lake Honkers and the klamath Falls Pelicans
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
ahh…my birthplace. i thank my mom everyday we moved to portland. No “Feed ’em the Cheese!” chants for me…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Per Prehm's twitter,
“Well here we go again. Reports starting to surface that PG Malcolm Armstead has left the UO BB program.”
I guess if he actually has left the team, we will find out sometime soon. I can only imagine MattDaddy’s heartbreak at seeing “Armstud” leave the team if it were to happen.
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What the hell is your problem? Comcast avatar? Really?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 24, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Musgrave told me to do it!
Plus, Comcast sucks.
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Well, that’s what you get for listening to him.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 24, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait,
What am I even “getting” for listening to Musgrave?
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A modicum of rationality.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 24, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
who is this Armstead? is he an offensive lineman?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
He is the starting PG on the basketball team
This is pretty bad…
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
by trumpetduck on Jul 24, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
this is why we need a saturday quack fix
I’m making one. BRB
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craptacular
of all the transfers this one, if true, would be the kick in the balls.
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by David Piper on Jul 24, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
No kidding
Go from starting PG in the Pac-10 to sitting a year due to a transfer. Hopefully Jacob doesn’t follow him.
the mini-quack fix is functional.
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You need a comma in between “so” and “Armstead”. Just saying.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 24, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Grammar Nazi
2. It’s a take on our basketball program. It definitely ain’t so Armstead anymore.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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god dammit this appears to be legit
Prehmmr: I have almost 100% confirmed the @KVALdotcom report on Malcolm Armstead leaving program.
Also, Ernie Kent appears to be the front runner for the University of Illinios at Chicago head job.
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wow, that would be a great job for him
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He obviously has some chicago connections.
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'Course you run the risk
of Ernie thinking, “Is that guy trying to rub it in?”
The guy can flat coach, so if he solves the discipline issues, he’ll soar. And if he doesn’t, he’ll tank.
Chip Kelly comes in at #3 on Canzano’s Most Influential People in Oregon Sports. If only he could pass up that pesky Paul Allen and Phil Knight…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
if you dont want to click on the link (its the first one i’ve clicked since the 1st CK/canzano interview), its fairly easy/lazy to make. Blazers’ player/exec’s, Univ of Oregon coaches/administrators and OS coaches/administrators and few Portland Timber mentions.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
You misspelled “Jackass Clownzano”.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 24, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World aka Lane Kiffin strikes again…
http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=5407023
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Christ
the man doesn’t know the meaning of tact.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Lack of professionalism?
Lane Kiffin? No way!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
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