ATQ T-Shirts
by Matt Daddy on Jul 27, 2010 10:23 PM PDT
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PrintAs the football season approaches (thank god) the Moderaters of ATQ thought it would be a great idea to put together some T-shirts for sale that represent ATQ and support the Ducks.
SBN has a very streamlined process for putting these together that will appear on our own ATQ store website in SBN College Stores. The prices will be reasonable at between $14 and $20 dollars. JShufelt has been generous enough to volunteer to help me put together some of the ideas in visual form (as you will see below) so that we can have what we really want show up on the shirts.
I am also looking for some help from you.
We have a lot of talented people in this community and I thought it would be a good idea to get some original ideas from all of you. The goal will be to have 4-5 ATQ shirts and then put together a couple of bigger "Game Day" shirts.
Here are some of the ideas we have already come up with:
Greek ATQ - Put the ATQ letters on a shirt in Greek Symbols (ΑTΘ, ΑTΦ, ΑTΩ, ΔTΘ, ΔTΩ).
FA(t)Q - On the back of the shirt make a list of the Top 10 ATQ FA(t)Qs.
Got Quack? - (this is one that JConant has already made up)
Front:
Back:
All Ducked Up on Quack - Same idea as the "Got Quack" shirt only instead on the back is written "All Ducked Up on Quack"
ATF Shirt - (this one JShufelt and I put together already)
Game Day Shirt Ideas
UW Game
A shirt with the following written on it:
#10
O-four
or
It’s all O-fer, Clear Out Your Locker
or
O-fer-rated
clap-clap clap-clap-clap
or
The Hurt Locker
Cal Game
A picture of a map of Oregon on top of California with a starred capital looking sign where Eugene is with the title "ATQ" and then in California a starred capital looking sign where Berkley is with a title "ATQ South."
Rules
There are definitely some rules with this and SBN has some guidelines that we have to follow. Here are the outline of the rules:
1. You can use team names as long as they don’t appear affiliated with SBN (i.e. huskies suck)
2. No images or likeness of the athletes.
3. No slogan, logos or trademark merchandise.
Obviously any suggestions you submit will be go through the mods as well as SBN legal, but there is a lot of room to come up with some pretty good stuff.
LASTLY, I NEED YOUR HELP.
I have an idea and I would like to make it one of our first available shirts, and that is to do an Eddie Pleasant Army T-shirt. My idea is to have 11 players wearing #11 standing at the edge of a lawn with a big sign stuck in it that reads, "This Lawn Protected by the #11 Army."
Obviously, I am not able to use the likeness or image of Eddie Pleasant (nor can I use a silhouette of him darkened out or photoshopped).
I need someone that is good with drawing to sketch the outline of a football player and give us permission to use it in the making of a shirt. I don’t think it needs to look like Pleasant to make the point with the shirt, I’m just not a very good artist and Tako’s MSPaint would surpass my drawing abilities.
So if you think you can make something cool, email me your images and we’ll pick one that works. Or, if you’re brave enough upload it into this fanpost as a comment and let the community vote.
P.S. This is a rec friendly post. Please rec the ideas you like, it will help us in deciding which ones to go with.
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.
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I think this is an outstanding idea
we should do game specific shirts for the UW game and the OSU game.
Here are a few suggestions: A Lamichael-Kenjon-Lache themed “Blitzkreig” one, One that involves the Chip Kelly Stare one like the FA(t)Q one (which i love) that has the top 10 all time memes for ATQ, and a “Falcon Punch” one.
Also, try to keep the shirts somewhat appropriate. For instance, I couldn’t wear that Alcohol Tobacco and Quack one around anywhere really except gameday.
I am a horrible artist, so I can’t help there, but I think we can come up with great ideas if we work together.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
maybe something like this?
Or do both images on the front and Gorbechev5’s list on the back?
Albino Mormon 4 Life
by Dakatak on Aug 2, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That, for some reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.
“What are we going to do today, Kelly?”
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
That’s great except for the O and the Swoosh
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
are we allowed to suggest/use Chip Kelly ideas? i have about a million.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
The Chip Kelly stare on a shirt would be fantastic.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
so we can use his name but not a real pic?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Wouldn't even a caricature be using his likeness?
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
What about just a generic coach drawing with the lasers coming out the eyes
and the caption reads "You don’t mess with The Stare
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
For example
A shirt with the words:
Beware the Chip Kelly Stare, would be ok
A shirt with a picture or likeness or image of Chip Kelly is not ok.
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
“Chip Kelly – Our parents also believe in you.”
with some ATQ symbol.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Jul 27, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
so no Jock Licker shirts
picture included?
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i'm just saying we could do a lot with that
i’m an idea, i’m just throwing stuff out, take it or leave it
what about a picture of someone throwing a match on a large building
and it reads "Kenjon (Barn)Burner.
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seriously try to stay away from pictures, it’s too hard (which I am finding out with my Eddie Pleasant Army shirt.
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Addicted to Quack
ok ok fine
What about an advertisement for “John Clownzano Party Entertainment” and then a fake # to call.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Chip Kelly: Winning Pac 10 Championships since 2009…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Jul 27, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Chip Kelly > Ernie Kent
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
what about
Autzen Stadium is our LAWN!
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
but i’m guessing we need to make these ATQ theme related right? or do we want to make them entertaining to other fans that probably thing we’re crazy?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Once again we’re going to try and limit it down to 4-5 shirts this year (maybe) and since they’re coming from ATQ we want to have the Ducks being prominent and ATQ secondary.
Game day shirts will be focused solely on the opposing team.
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
How about
ATQ in Greek letters with “We Use PC, not Macs” written under it
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
We don't deal in hypotheticals.
We actually kick your ass.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I actually like "we don't deal in hypotheticals.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
maybe less harsh, like:
We don’t deal in hypotheticals.
On the front.
And then a list of actual (positive) results on the back.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
yep
I think we have a winner
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
VISOR UPDATE!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Put the visor on a Duck///look like it was double billed
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
by Famous Duck on Jul 28, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
After looking at all these a couple days, I think this is the best one
but it’s painfully obvious that the losses are left off. I think at the very least the top line should read
9/3/09…….14 BOISE STATE FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Front of shirt: Oooooooooooooooooooooo.
Back of shirt: Come on guys, what are you doing? We’re on defense!
Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This one is AWESOME!
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YES
Ich liebe Amerika, aber meine Familie hat deutsche Erbe...So go Deutschland! Gewinnen die Fussball-Weltmeisterschaft!!!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
’if you chant over-rated, i will hit you in the throat."
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
"over-rated is over-rated"
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I don't know where else to put this, but
Bryce Brown is pretty sure now that he actually will leave Tennessee.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
It would probably read better on the front of the shirt, but I'm not sure that really represents ATQ.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
didnt he skip spring practice? doesnt that mean he isnt on the squad? yes i’ll accept him as our 5th string running back/special teams player.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
please no
no mo drama.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Bryce going to Olde Miss, too?
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
by Famous Duck on Jul 28, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
ATQ: not taking our talents to South Beach…or Florida.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Addicted to Quack: No Pets Allowed.
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ATQ: our mascot can beat up your mascot.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I’m going to guess the images & likenesses thing applies to The Duck, yes?
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 28, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
the ‘bureau of ATQ’ shirt should say ‘alcohol, twizzlers and quack’
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Jul 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
THIS!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
works for me
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
is twizzlers actually a copyright infringement?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
probably
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember who made it up, but I'm pretty sure they don't have Dr. Delight trademarked.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
I just don’t feel like tobacco fits with the blog
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
by qrsouther on Jul 27, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
i like this one.
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ATQ: Rob Moseley name drops us to his friends.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
i'm gonna namedrop here to stave off an obvious question if anyone actually likes this
i’m sure he’d be tickled to have his name on a shirt.
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Big games that shirts need to be made for
Tennessee
Furd
UCLA (come on, it’s the Weasel at Autzen)
UW
OSU
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
If there were an Arizona shirt, it simply must involve something about storming the field to early and not being able to get back up in the stands.
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Also
any shirt for the OSU game has to have the Bavers spelled correctly.
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
got sheep?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BAVERS
got sheep?
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jul 27, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yus
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll be getting their cease and desist shortly
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
give em hell Dave!
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has anyone seen the LMJ21 shirts that look just like the Lebron James LBJ23 shirts? those are sweet. not sure where to get them.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
LMJ was rocking his brand after the Spring Game in the parking lot
"Whiskey Dick? Awww, cool!"- DuckFanAndy
How about a shirt that says “Addicted to Quack”
And then “www.addictedtoquack.com” in small print somewhere!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Or…
Outline of a Spoon + Outline of a Ligher + Outline of Duck = Addicted to Quack
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I think it's best to avoid any semblance of drug usage.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Jul 27, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
Awww, Map, I've missed you.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
you suck Tako
I mean really, that is a horrible copy and paste job! Show some pride in your work, man!
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
There’s no pride involved when it comes to what you do.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I didn't make the map
I didn’t copy and paste it poorly. I sure as hell won’t buy it on a T-Shirt. Quite frankly i’d probably sue the person who ever makes and sells that shirt for something.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
On what grounds? That Axemen23 is capitalized. It’s got nothing to do with you.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Axemen23 is dumb
has nothing to do with me?
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Does the shirt, which wasn’t even made by me as far as you know, say “axemen23 is dumb”? No. It’s referring to some other Axemen23 who capitalizes his name. Clearly.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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clearly
he talking about Axemen23, and you’re axemen23
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jul 27, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
so george bush isn't the same as George Bush?
seems to work just fine for google. and the USPS.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Come on, I had a good thing going. Why you gotta ruin it?
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
I don't think this ever was a thing.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
So… that’s not going to be a thing.
I was hoping we could make it a thing.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Crap, now Q-lemmons has to sue both of you for copyright infringement.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 12:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Google search is catching on to us. Scary, it’s like a scrapbook of AtQ. I mean it’s got everything…
I chucked at the first two pages, and LOLed at
Forgot about that one.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
we should have a juju shirt
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Agreed.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
Which should also include...
FOCUS and PANIC!!
Gameday online at ATQ.
"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"
I made that. I forgot about it altogether.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Anyone know if T-Shirts tech has advanced far enough for animated gifs?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I think we need fiberoptic turf first.
However, I am certain you can create one of those images that changes depending on what angle you’re looking from.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
My contribution
I’m more of a lurker, so I went with a direct approach. Wanted to do green on green as a salute to the basketball names (that are still left, anyway), but made it stand out at least a little more:
by Bellotti on Jul 27, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I actually really, really, really like this design. Kind of a retro feel.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Ty Willingham: The coach before the guy that never beat Oregon.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Jake Locker
or as he’s known in Eugene: The Freebie.
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Addicted to Quack:
Declaring you a porn-minded Twizzler eating Zima drinking zero-dividing Sanchez since 2007.
:P
Personally, I like “Got Quack?” and “We don’t deal in Hypotheticals”.
By the way, what’s the ticket-availability / price for the New Mexico and PSU games? I know I want to catch a Pac-10 game this year, but I’m wondering if there will be cheap tickets for the obvious blowout games. I need football.
Don't mean to be picky, but---
it’s spelled “tobacco,” not “tobbaco.” Hope you didn’t print off too many of them.
I vote for the “Got Quack?” shirt, though "We Don’t Deal in Hypotheticals" has a certain baffling charm.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
Pictured here:
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently
a biochemist was inspired to create an actual tomacco plant.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That is pretty cool I guess,
Until you get to the whole “lethal amounts of nicotine” part.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Or——-How about Addicted To Quack on the front, and Sniff Our Smoke on the back, with this photo?
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 7:16 AM PDT reply actions
we didn't ask you to come
and we can easily throw you out
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Dude, kidding
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Is using the likeness of the writers and commentators okay?
I don’t know if anyone would want to copyright these mugs…
by AcadianTraverse on Jul 28, 2010 8:18 AM PDT reply actions
I know it captures a part of the community, but I’m just going to say, in general, memes that don’t extend past AtQ are bad ideas.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but a part of the idea for these t-shirts is also somewhat a form of advertisement. So they should be clever enough that anyone would want to buy one, and not just the 20 “power users”.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I was thinking this as well. As much as it would be fun to have a shirt that also functions as an inside joke, that’s not what we’re trying to do here (I don’t think).
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Shirts that function as an inside joke suck, people always ask you what it means and they will not think it is funny. Actually that is my one concern with the hypothetical shirt, a lot of casual Oregon fans have no idea why we don’t deal with hypotheticals.
am I an advanced user
?, because I know I’m not a “power user” but don’t put me down there with ‘normal’
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
And we cant throw you in the "special user" category,
Axemen has dibs on that…
Glad to have gotten in my daily unporovoked axemen bash out of the way so early.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
who are the 20
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that information is classified for the 20
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to be a debbie downer
But someone has already made and sells a “all ducked up on quack” shirt. My brother has one.
Anything with a visor is a win in my book. A visor shooting lazer beams stares!
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
well if we're making Axemen shirts
how about Axemen23: Jersey Contest Mastermind since 2009.
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It would be fun to throw down some of the pussyCal stuff for the Cal game...
It’s too bad that we wouldn’t be allowed to put a picture of Cal Worthington on the shirt.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
special shirts are much better for home games than away games.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Good point,
I didnt think of that. The Cal game two years from now then. Not to mention, we could do something involving A certain member of a certain away team liking Zima too.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
One idea:
We don’t want it to be an inside joke, we want it to be clever. We could play off of the FA(t)Q theme. Or a play on the “You may be a redneck” and do “You may be Addicted to Quack if…”
1. You win the day.
2. You celebrate Happy I Hate Washington Day
3. 65-38 and 42-3 are more than just numbers, they’re a lifestyle.
4. Your parents believe in you
5. “Jeremiah Johnson just scored another touchdown.” is your favorite pickup line.
6. When your children misbehave, you put on a visor and stare at them.
7. Your favorite Spanish word is “LaMichael”
8. You don’t deal in hypotheticals
Obviously some of those need work, but that’s just off the top of my head. I tend to like shirts with lists because people want to read them and then ask you about them. Plus it’s a way to include things that will be meaningful to all Ducks fans (#‘s 2, 3, 5, 7) as well as including some stuff that’s a bit more of an inside joke to the community, but still clever.
What do you think?
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Or we could combine this idea with the Top Ten List idea…
Top Ten Reasons You Know You’re Addicted to Quack:
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
Or how about a 12-Step Program for being Addicted to Quack
It can be things like:
1. Be at your seat for kickoff at halftime
2. Be LOUD.
3. Welcome visiting fans to Autzen
4. Make the visiting players ears ring for days.
You know? Those are kind of lame, but it’s something.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I like the 12 step program idea. We could try to create parallels to actual 12-step program, but that might be a bit insensitive. I don’t know.
1. We admit that Oregon’s opponents are powerless to stop the read option.
2. Came to believe that winning the day could restore us to the Rose Bowl
3.. We decided to turn our fandom to the care of Chip Kelly – in Chip we trust.
etc.
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because I can be an ass regarding a few things; is a parody of an actual 12-step programs that insensitive?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I’m not sure. I can be an ass too. Mainly I’m thinking of the people who have been through it not thinking it funny that we make light of their very difficult path to health.
Also there’s a question of whether people would actually draw the parallel between the two, and we offend the people who have been through it while not being funny to anyone who doesn’t get the reference.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I view it as something more on par with Cracked. I mean… I guess people could get offended – but there are probably some people that are offended from the website’s name, or people offended that your name is Gorbachav5 (Hell, I’m one of them!)
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
You’re probably right. I would have no problems doing a list like that here. I just wanted to get it on the record in case people had reservations about doing something like that on a shirt. I’m happy to make a parody of just about anything. I’m very hard to offend.
Although it does offend me when people forget the beer.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I guess we’ll let the AtQ powers discuss the “appropriateness” of it.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
It ain't offensive
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
by Famous Duck on Jul 28, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Continuing…
4. Made a searching inventory of our wardrobe – and threw out anything purple or orange.
5. Admitted that our parents believe in us.
6. Became ready to stand and yell for 3 hours straight.
7. Humbly asked Beaver fans to remember 65 – 38
I’m struggling to get through the rest of the list. I’ll keep working on it.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I like the wording of your original list better
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Step seven error:
Fixed
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
by Famous Duck on Jul 28, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Or possibly
- You know the exact annual rainfall inside Autzen Stadium.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
If you think that scoring drives should take 3 minutes or less
you might be a quack addict.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
That’s a good one. Re-working that a little bit:
-You won’t take road trips because drives longer than 3 minutes are unacceptable.
A bit unwieldy.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
If your idea of a long drive is a trip to the corner store, you might be a quack addict.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
I don't think most people would get that
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
AtQ's Resident Baseball Purist.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
lets see your ideas then bud
oh wait, we did ;)
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
its a good idea I think
I just need someone to refine it.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Great idea
Love the ‘Top 10 Signs you are Addicted to Quack" idea.
Not as fond of the 12 step idea because really, we don’t want to be CURED from being addicted to quack, do we? And that’s what 12 step programs do.
Gorby’s Top 10 ideas are genius however.
- You think it’s romantic if the bouquet of roses comes with a dead beaver.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
It’s also fun to wave roses in front of a beaver, only to take them away at the last minute.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
If you think that Bavers belong in El Paso
You might be a quack addict.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
“We all want Sun Chips!”
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
R.I.P. Mitch
I used to do quack, I still do, but I used to too.
Can I get a Darron Thomas jersey in a mens size or is he becoming the Rudy Fernandez of Oregon football?
by spaceman21 on Jul 28, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
This actually is the best one I've seen yet in this thread.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Only if there are 6 people wearing the shirt.
Also
Addicted to Quack: Where TOP doesn’t matter.
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
when you score 65 points*
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Stole this from Google images and liked it
(FRONT) ATQ
(BACK) Where we drink the green Kool-Aid.
Feel free to improve, because
1) It’s an old meme.
2) I’m bad at captions.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
I cant Photoshop at work
but I’m thinking "OH, YEAAHH! would be replaced with ATQ
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The Kool-Aid man is actually a trademark. If someone drew a parody of the Kool-Aid man, we might be able get it to pass.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
If we were to put a visor on him we'd be stepping too close to Chip Kelly's likeness.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
That sounds like it would be time-consuming and take actual talent.
In other words, count me out.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I just tried it... I suck at drawing things.
It looked more like a tea pot from Beauty and the Beast meets Tim Burton’s freakiest nightmare by the hand of Cathy Guisewite.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Well
at least it fits with the LSD-laced Kool-Aid meme.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
close enough.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
You and your "laws" and "copyright infringement"
bringin’ me down, man.
We should have a little extra claim on the Kool-Aid reference anyway, since its roots are in Ken Kesey’s merry band of pranksters.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t want to get my ass sued for a bajillion dollars. Which both myself, AtQ, and SBNation could do if we violate some infringement like that.
Afterall, Kool-Aid is a multibajilion dollar company.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I wikipedia'd it looking for a Kool Aid Man world domination joke and found this gem.
“Kool-Aid was invented by Edwin Perkins and his wife Kitty in Hastings, Nebraska, United States. All of his experiments took place in his mother’s kitchen. Its predecessor was a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack.”
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You really aren't too far off though
Kraft was bought (and then later sold) by Philip Morris Inc in the 2000’s. That’s as mutibajillion as a company gets.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I LIKE BREAD
As long as we’re trying to meme-ify tee shirts in this thread, can someone explain to me the origin of this meme, which is usually followed with: NAILED IT!!!!!
I think this rare gem which appears only at the most unexpected and special times is the ultimate inside joke, clearly before my time, maybe the progenitor of all lesser memes.
If I can just add this piece of information to my knowledge set, I can advance from adjunct professor status and get ATQ U – Austin accredited.
I can’t wait to be made fun of for asking this, but remember, it’s important to pass history on lest we recreate the mistakes of our past.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
Sigh, that is terribly disappointing.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I always figured “NAILED IT!!!” was pretty self explanatory.
I LIKE BREAD was one of the things Petros said in one of the worst called games I’ve heard.
Our open game commentary can be found here.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Coming soon:
HRD Slacks off at Work Open Thread
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Followed By
Axemen23 watches King of the Hill Reruns live blog.
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This is old...
But does anybody remember when TJ Ward called Cliff Harris a "young ThunderCat’? Any chance we get a ThunderCat logo and a 3 somewhere?
Or can someone draw a picture of Lion-O?
I wish we could use the Thudercat logo. Also it was Thurmond that called him a Thudercat.
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
we can always apply for the use of a logo or something.
maybe CK would be nice enough to loan us his face.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
It is in no way original, but the ‘tired look’ gray tee with something along the lines of ‘ATQ: Est. 2006, Eugene, OR’ would have a classic look as one option. Maybe include a simple slogan like ‘16oz curls club’ or something far more creative.
by AcadianTraverse on Jul 29, 2010 5:51 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wait
Have you been drinking Rainier pounders with Matt Daddy?? I’m hoping his ‘official beer of summer’ isn’t catching. You know, like the plague.
by daisyduck on Jul 29, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good idea Daisy
We definitely need to have a Rainier Beer T-shirt!!
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
I would support a “Rainier = Evil Rancid Brew of the Devil!!!” t-shirt.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jul 29, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You weren’t complaining when you drank one up here in Portland. Don’t lie, I saw that twinkle of delight in your eye as you sucked down the refreshing taste of Rainier on a warm summer afternoon in the park.
Say it with me, “RAAAAIIIIIIIINNNIEEEEEEERR BEEEEEEEEERRRR”
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
That twinkle in my eye was the onset of dementia
As soon as you went to the playground with your daughters, I dumped it on the grass. The grass immediately shriveled and died.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I'm pretty sure i remember you saying that "it wasn't half bad"
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
Which also equates to
“it was half bad”
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It must have been the half I didn’t drink that was good, because the half I did drink was awful.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jul 29, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Quit feeding his fire!
As it is, we’re going to have to slap him in irons and forcibly commit him to a Serenity Lane Rainier Beer 12 step program.
Step #1: “I realize that Rainier Beer is stinky clear beer and I must give myself over to the Higher Power of Deschutes Brewery and humbly ask for help in the form of Black Butte Porter.”
RAAAAIIIIIIIINNNIEEEEEEERR BEEEEEEEEERRRR
You can’t keep living the lie Daisy.
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
Oh for the love of god
Fine. I throw in the towel – drink your skanky PWT beer. Can’t help those that don’t want to be helped. I feel dirty even talking about it any longer and need to go drown myself in a Twilight. Maybe I’d better wait until I get off work though.
HA! I’m drinking Rainier and Daisy’s watching Twilight. All is right with the world.
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
Folks, it's time for compromise.
Ranier with a lemon.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 29, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Daisy’s watching Twilight, and she could still kick your Rainier drinkin’ ass.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
I have a mental picture
of Daisy sitting on a couch with a box of tissues, a thing of bon bons and a couple of empty Zima bottles on the coffee table in front of her while she’s watching Twilight.
Bring it on Daisy!!!
ATQ's #1 HRD Fan
Addicted to Quack
I have a mental picture
of Matt sitting slouched on a porch wearing a mullett and a Skynyrd wife beater drinking Rainier pounders, hollering at his sweet little girls to “Git me anudder one!” while his wife phones John Kim.
by daisyduck on Jul 29, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
/singlesilenttear
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry.
I…can be…strong. /sniff
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Awww.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh that’s not FAIR!!! Now HRD has to add me to his sig again
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
Do I sense a love triangle?
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop four stars." -- Chip Kelly comparing banks to the recruiting websites.
Gosh,
And they say that our high school drama is ridiculous enough…
Well, it is. But that beside the point!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
let’s keep it homoerotic around here. There are kids watching.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 30, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Well for obvious reasons
that’s going to be a little hard for me.
We need more chicks around here. I’ll bet we’re not even in Title IX compliance. We’re going to be hit with sanctions any day now.
ATQ's #1 HRD fan
Sanctions?
They’re just jealous. They wish they were all Ducks.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
instead of simply beavers?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Fair enough
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 30, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay I can't stand it anymore
I am DRINKING Twilight, not WATCHING Twilight. What am I…Matt Barkley?
by daisyduck on Jul 29, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey look guys I found a picture of Matt Daddy and Daisy on their wedding night!
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop four stars." -- Chip Kelly comparing banks to the recruiting websites.
Those’ll scuff up the runway! You’d best take em back to where ya found em.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
hey branDINE
lookie at my new feets covers!
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop four stars." -- Chip Kelly comparing banks to the recruiting websites.
I was thinking more:
You take that diaper off of your head and you PUT IT BACK ON TO YOUR SISTER!
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't choose a best line
Every line is perfect. It’s a perfect movie.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
One is a vile and disgusting disease that will rot your insides and make you unable to function properly until you die a premature death.
The other is the plague.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Jul 29, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can vouch for both of these statements.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" -Nicholas Rivera, MD, HUMC graduate
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 29, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't have access to photoshop
Or else I would make a sweet silhouette of Chip. A silhouette isn’t really a likeness, right? That could be any visor-wearing man holding a clipboard!
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
Really?
You can’t make silhouettes in photoshop?
Well, back to MS Paint.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
You can if you take your brush and draw. :-)
Selling something with a manipulated image is still copyright infringement.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
unless you get the OK from the person.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
If it is from an image or photograph, you need an OK from the photographer or artist. Not the subject.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
sooooo we get the ok from CK then one of us takes a picture.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
excellllent....
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
“Hi Coach Kelly. My internet friends usually talk about beer and candy but now we want to start a clothing line. We’re still debating a design, there’s debate within our design team about drug references and homeroticism and how to properly balance the two. Anyhoo, we want to put your picture on them. Is that cool? Just smile and say “Twizzlers!”
by JonathanPDX on Jul 29, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OR
I mention how grateful we are that he helped us with the gorby stuff…you know what I’m not giving away my ideas. I have his email, so I’m gonna take a shot at this. worst thing that happens is that i get a reply that just says “Stare”
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
its not gonna happen
just let the idea die.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
here's an idea that I think would probably get us in with CK
is there a way to donate part of the proceeds from the shirts or just the CK stare shirt to a charity?
"I'll give any teller who gives me a lollipop four stars." -- Chip Kelly comparing banks to the recruiting websites.
You are asking the wrong person.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 30, 2010 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions
UPDATE!!!
I’m going to try and get the shirts up and running by this weekend. So far I think I have it narrowed down to four shirts:
1. Chip Kelly: We Don’t Deal in Hypotheticals
2. Top 10 Reason You’re Addicted to Quack
3. Generic ATQ shirt
4. one other one either the ATQ in greek letters or Bureau of ATQ.
Let me know if there is something I definitely should do instead or as well before this weekend.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
no Bureau of ATQ that involves drugs or booze plz.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Fine with me
Although I’d change it to “Top 10 Signs You’re Addicted to Quack,” but that’s just me.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Yeah, me too.
And I vote for a combination of 1 and 2
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
That is a fine HRD product right there.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 7, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I plead the fif
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Ever since the frat "incident" earlier in the year,
It would make me sad to see ATQ in a frat-like font.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
One last idea... thoughts?
You know the Animal House t-shirts that just say “COLLEGE” on them? What about ones just like that which say “QUACK”
I’d make the shirts gray with green trim on the necks and sleeves with “QUACK” written on the chest
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Aug 9, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I would wear a QUACK shirt every day forever.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 9, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Because in my case, it would have a secret bonus meaning.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 9, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You didn't count all four of my personalities. The hyperactive one designed the following for you.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 9, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Like this
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Aug 9, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd!
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Crazy person #2, on board.
Me likey Matt Daddy, make it so.
The rest of the off season can get the fuck off my lawn.
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It's very inside jokey, but I don't care, I love it.
The rest of the off season can get the fuck off my lawn.
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying it’s inside jokey because of the college aspect or the quack? I’m not sure I follow. Not that what you’re saying is a bad thing.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
Hmm.
Well, when I look at the Belushi shirt, then at the quack, I get the inspiration.
If I just look at the quack shirt, it’s not obvious it comes from the generic “college” inspiration.
It also isn’t obvious that it is “Addicted to Quack” related, unless you are a frequent site visitor.
And then stretching out ova heya to a place like Texas (or anywhere that doesn’t think about the Oregon Ducks every day… idiots), it isn’t even 100% clearly Oregon Duck related. Some people here would think “U of Oregon”, others would think “hey look, the latest ironic shirt”.
But that’s all actually what I like about it, I like the idea of it being a shirt that some people have no idea what it means, some people think it’s just U of Oregon related and some know it’s about the site.
So, I am in favor. I like this replacing the “Greek ATQ” shirt.
The rest of the off season can get the fuck off my lawn.
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 9, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the COLLEGE shirt is what gave me the inspiration and sure it’s a derivative of that, but not meant to be a total rip off. I think as you pointed out it serves a couple of purposes. Oregon fans will get it, non-Oregon fans probably won’t, and ATQ people will know it belongs to them (especially since the back says www.addictedtoquack.com)
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
I like it. Simple. A couple layered thoughts, not deep ones, but layered.
This is actually my favorite one.
I say book it, Danno.
The rest of the off season can get the fuck off my lawn.
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 9, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We could make it green and yellow to make it more UO-y.
"[T]here's only one team that has a chance to try to repeat." ~ Sean Payton
by AllSaintsDay on Aug 10, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright Quackers need some help:
Putting the finishing touches on the ATQ shirts and the top ten list is lacking. Here’s what we have so far:
1. You win the day.
2. You celebrate Happy I Hate Washington Day
3. 65-38 and 42-3 are more than just numbers, they’re a lifestyle.
4. Your parents believe in you
5. "Jeremiah Johnson just scored another touchdown." is your favorite pickup line.
6. When your children misbehave, you put on a visor and stare at them.
7. Your favorite Spanish word is "LaMichael"
8. Time of Possession is Over-Rate-Ed
9. You don’t deal in hypotheticals
Others for consideration to make 10 but need some rewroding:
- Roses smell better when stolen from beavers
- Life began when KENNY WHEATON’S GONNA SCORE!!
- (others please)
Just need one more. Or if you think we need to reword any of the others let me know.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
10. You knew who Jerry Allen was before he started selling motorhomes.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
OR
10. Roses smell better when bought in Corvallis.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
10. You blame the spread offense for every negative in life.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
one thing I noticed
is for continuity’s sake, perhaps #8 should start with “You understand that…” or “You know that…”
Something similar could be done with #3, like adding a “to you” after “more than just numbers”
Since the rest of them relate to “you” as signs you’re addicted to quack, I think these should as well.
Albino Mormon 4 Life
10. You can correctly spell B-A-V-E-R-S.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
You can also reply fail.
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 9, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
10. HRD Syndrome is considered a contagious disease.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
You list yourself as Day to Day
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
I'll be buying myself the list shirt tonight.
Nicely done matt.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
They only go up to 6XL
/sadface
/pourshimselfanotherglassofbacongrease
"Seriously, baby, I can prescribe anything I want!" - Matt Daddy
…I might be dumb, but I CAN’T FIND the store. I looked on the college store site for ATQ, and it was empty.
Anyone?
Duck season tickets for Christmas = Best Christmas EVER.
They're moving the sites
here’s the new link:
http://sbnnca.dtgzone.com/shop?c=237138&ctype=0
I’ll do a post on it later this week, but if you want to jump the gun go ahead. Plus, there is a widget on the left side of the home page which shows the items too.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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