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Quack Fix: Pac-10, er, 12 gets a face-lift, Oregon's all-decade team, fall camp schedule announced

Ya know what's going to be special about this Quack Fix? I'm not going to mention Jeremiah Masoli. Well, not from here on out, anyway. Here's your Wednesday Morning Quack Fix:

  • Let's start with the Pac-10—or should we start calling it the Pac-12 to get used to its "mathematically correct" new name? The re-branded conference was the hot topic yesterday, and likely will be all week as the savvy, smart, search engine optimized Pac-10/12 commissioner Larry Scott, who has apparently impressed everyone ever, is hyping the conference from the heart of the Big Apple. Believe me, I'm all for the new logo and the shift in strategy. I think we all are. But the best news to come out of the W Hotel in Manhattan yesterday was that the Pac-10/12 is leaning toward keeping the 9-game conference schedule intact. If that is in fact true, well, long live Larry.
  • In the next month as the season approaches, the Oregonian's Aaron Fentress will be rolling out Oregon's all-decade team, starting with the quarterbacks. Make sure you vote in the poll for whom you think should be considered Oregon's QB of the decade.
  • Also in the next few weeks, the R-G's Rob Moseley will be rolling out his positional previews, and he too started with the quarterbacks yesterday.
  • If this doesn't get you excited, I don't know what will: The Ducks have released a tentative practice schedule for fall camp. Practices will commence in the afternoon Monday, Aug. 9. That's 12 days from today.
  • Former Oregon safety T.J. Ward signed a multi-year contract with the Cleveland Browns yesterday. The hard-hitting, highlight-reel-making Ward was the first Oregon player selected in April's draft when the Browns made him the 38th overall pick in the second round.
  • LostLetterman.com continues its countdown of the top 100 college football traditions, and coming in at a solid No. 24 are Oregon's cheerleaders. We should all feel like proud fathers...or something less creepy maybe.

As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.

GO DUCKS!

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Yes, but you DID mention Masoli.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 7:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Love Live Larry Scott

It’s amazing the transformation that has happened with the conference, in a single offseason. This quote from Miller’s article (about SI.com writers Mandel and Staples covering the Pac-10) really stuck out to me:

The reason I note what these two national, non-ESPN.com writers are doing is this: Both are based on the East Coast. And both would not be doing this video together (and in coats and ties!) if the Pac-10 were again holding media day on a single afternoon inside a business-traveler hotel by LAX.

It really is amazing just how incredibly incompetent Tom Hansen was.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 7:32 AM PDT reply actions  

No, really....
In one a-ha moment, Scott was stunned when he learned from ESPN/ABC executives that the conference had turned down the reverse mirror option for split telecast football games on ABC. Reverse mirroring allows the portion of the country that doesn’t get a particular game on ABC to watch that game on one of ESPN’s family of networks. For example, if 33 percent of the country is getting Oregon-USC and 66 percent of the country is getting Michigan-Iowa on ABC, the east-coasters and Midwesterners who want to watch the Ducks and Trojans could simply tune to ESPN2. So instead of exposing the entire country to its product, the previous Pac-10 regime had forced Pac-10 football to remain largely a regional entity. Scott immediately corrected that mistake, telling ESPN that for the remainder of the existing contract, it could reverse mirror Pac-10 games at no extra charge

Andy Staples

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is why I was force-fed shitty Big-10 and MAC games here in the midwest, UNFORGIVABLE. I’d just like to understand why. Dear god, why?!

Nice to see that will change effective immediately though.

by caguirre91 on Jul 28, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. That is unbelievable.

by ntrebon on Jul 28, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, this is very believable. Tom Hansen is the one man alive that makes Bud Selig look like a genius.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that is not an easy thing to do.

by SeattleDucks on Jul 28, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is un-freaking-believable!! Hansen was an IDIOT!!!!

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s astounding.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Words fail me.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhmmmm?

Huh?

I cannot think of one single reason that a commissioner would ever turn down deals such as this. Viva Larry Scott!

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is there really a point in doing a poll for QBs? It went exactly how I expected with Joey first then, Dixon, Clemens, and Masoli. I wonder if any of the other would of been able to win a National Championship if they would of been able to take 1st in the poll? I expect in the RB poll Stewart to take first not sure who will take second though.

by The Legend on Jul 28, 2010 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

mo-mo.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely

Maurice Morris

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by QuackinAK on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was Reuben Droughns in the 2000? I think I would put Onterio ahead of Morris too, maybe I’m crazy.

by bradLL99 on Jul 28, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Droughns was done in the 90’s. Smith may have been slightly better than Morris, but Morris gets the benefit of the doubt for his roles on the 2000 and 2001 teams that did so well.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

No love for JJ?

I thought Jeremiah Johnson was better than Smith and Morris.

Droughns was done in 1999, by the way.

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by PaulSF on Jul 28, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I agree with your assessment.

I tend to think that talent wise, Dixon has a slight edge on Joey. Joey never got inured, and he was a starting NFL QB, but are we voting based on talent, or some other x-factors?

There is no pain in seeing Joey ahead by so much, because I too expecte to see it go that way, but Dennis was a practical shoe-in for the Heisman before getting injured; the closest Joey got was a giant mural in NY.

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by everett on Jul 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

prior to 07 though, Dixon wasn’t that great

Joey always played well

by echo31 on Jul 29, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Joey gets the body of work bonus.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 29, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why keep 9 conference games?

Just so we can play in LA more often? Really? Isn’t part of the major appeal of going to a 12 team conference the fact that you can go to 8 conference games, schedule 4 patsies, and tell everyone your conference schedule is so hard and we have a conference championship game, that’s why we don’t play difficult OOC games? Making it a virtual shoe in for you to get two teams in the BCS?

huh? Well, that’s what my SEC friends tell me.

Personally, I hate the idea of having 9 conference games in a 12 team Pac.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Same

I don’t want 9. No other team with a divisional split plays 9 and we’re only doing it because schools are afraid of change. Not a good enough reason in my opinion.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But it looks like the Cal schools + UW will force it to happen. It is the only way the Cal schools get to play each other and everyone else gets at least one LA school each year.

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by QuackinAK on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why people are against 9 games. I want to watch good football, and 9 conference games facilitates that end.

As far as the whole two BCS teams argument, I don’t see nine conference games impacting that at all. It impacts bowl eligible teams, it doesn’t impact the BCS at-large bids.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This I wholeheartedly agree with

As a fan I want to see competitive games. Sure it can be fun watching the blowouts against the lower tier teams, but those aren’t memorable games.

I don’t want to see my team trade a conference game for a cheap victory just because it may produce a better shot at an at-large BCS bid.

The last two Pac-10 teams that had a legitimate argument for a second bid, 2004 Cal and 2005 Oregon would both have been in under the 5 bowl format.

Under an 8 game conference scehdule we could be playing Portland State just as often as Arizona State…

by AcadianTraverse on Jul 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Couldn't agree more.

9 conference games is an all-around no-brainer, IMO. Plus, although the Pac-10 isn’t known for its tradition, playing 9 conference games continues to differentiate the Pac-10 as the conference that doesn’t take the easy road by playing fewer tough teams.

Plus, you know, that whole SoCal recruiting factor has to be considered too.

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by PaulSF on Jul 28, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chip Kelly is awesome

Pac 10 opens the market Its a facebook site, fyi.
The comment below the vid sums it up perfectly.

Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!

by trumpetduck on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

What. The. Fuck?

Geographic split would be NW/Utah/CU in the North. No, no, no, and damnit no.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

What the crap? That would be total garbage.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, even I’d be all for the zipper if that was the alternative.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd probably rather have the zipper than the split they talk about there

but we have to play Washington AND Oregon State every year. That’s not negotiable.

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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If these are the only two options

I’d go for the zipper in a heartbeat. And I’m a big supporter of a geographic split.

I can’t imagine the 4 NW schools would allow themselves to be walled out of Cali.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what the Cali schools want though. Because apparently they don’t give a rats ass about the rest of the conference outside of themselves.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we want the California schools to give up their regional rivalries, we have to be willing to give up UW.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

How so?

The Cali schools want to have 3 separate rivals. Oregon would only have UW/OSU. Trying to manipulate the schedule to include 3 different rivalry games is going to be damn near impossible no matter the split, unless the NW schools get screwed.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I have no problem with this.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

then we have to trade it for something

but we cannot have a scenario where all the Cali schools play each other every year AND we lose the UW game.

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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree – That would be bullshit.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

But what do you trade it for?

So everyone in the conference gets one allotted rivalry game while the Cali schools get 3? That’s some bullshit.

In order for this to work, they’re gonna have to drop the whole we’re all rivals thing.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

and if they do that, then I’m fine not playing UW every year

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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

And lose the passion and tradition of the UCLA/Stanford rivalry? At that point you might as well throw in the towel and scrap college football. No point even playing the season if those two can’t meet every year.

by omb on Jul 28, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side

Two walkovers every year (WSU and Colorado)

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry Cougfan

But Utah will be good, Colorado not.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe a minor complaint, but our travel expenses would be way higher than the other schools.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Washington’s would be pretty brutal too.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I said “Our”, I meant the whole “north”, save Pullman.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wish we could trade schools as a confernce

you could hear things on ESPN like "According to multiple sources, the Pac-10 has offered Utah and WSU to the Mountain west for BYU and a school to be named later.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We just did that all summer long

We got Utah and Colorado.

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by trumpetduck on Jul 28, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i feel dirty for rec'n this

but it did make me laugh out loud

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by haveasoda on Jul 28, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a pile of shit. No thanks.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Extra kick in the pants, even if they did deign to allow Oregon a scheduling concession to play both OSU and UW every year, how often will it be one of those two in the championship game? So if Oregon wins its division, chances will be pretty decent of having a rivalry rematch with BOTH its rivals in the other division (and one being near the historically strongest team).

by omb on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need ATQ's help

I need a cool Oregon related fantasy football team name.

Last year I was the Blount Force Trauma and finished second.

Any ideas?

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

you may steal my championship winning team's name if you wish

I switched from Blount Force Trauma to the Lamichael James Express.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Your name may be a bit tainted. I lost by 2 points in the finals, hardly a problem.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Run Masoli Run?

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by haveasoda on Jul 28, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re going for clever puns:

“The Right to Bair Arms”
“Have a Pleasant Day”
“Carrying the Maehl”

That’s all I can come up with right now.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like those

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larry's showing him

Where the top secret Anna Kournikova nudes are on the interwebs.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the updated GoDucks roster,

They list Ricky Heimuli at 309 pounds. If this is close to his actual weight, and he can still run, he will undoubtedly earn some significant playing time this season.

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

So excited to see Heimuli play.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Ducks Twitter guy

Is flying to LA for media day in the Boise State Horizon plane.

Oh well.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

So…I entrusted axemen to get me a shirt at the Spring Game back in early May. I paid him in mid May.

When did the shirt come?

Today.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ya know

I kinda figure that’s a good payback method for all the shit i take from you on here :). We’re even.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You live in Tennessee. Pony Express takes awhile.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Did Priority Mail change its name to the Pony Express?

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know

I would assume getting stuff to Tennessee is pretty low priority.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shirt is wrinkly, by the way. I’m expecting some cash back for that. I don’t have time to iron.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't aware shirts that came in the mail were fine-pressed and stiff?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm done with this conversation on here anyway

I dont think people like high school bickering around here ;)

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will blood be shed?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if Daniel Day Lewis has something to say about it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

But was it pitted?

He probably wore it for three months.

by webfoot73 on Jul 28, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boise State vs. Idaho gets nastier

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5417329

Boise State University President Bob Kustra says he sees no reason to continue a longtime football rivalry with the University of Idaho, calling Vandal culture “nasty” and “inebriated.”

Kustra’s criticisms came during an interview with the Idaho Statesman editorial board Tuesday. Kustra later said in a prepared statement that questions about the rivalry “hit a sore spot” and his comments were harsher than he intended.

Boise State’s pending move to the Mountain West Conference means the Broncos aren’t likely to play the Idaho Vandals in 2011.

Boise State head coach Chris Petersen put the future of the rivalry in further doubt Monday, saying his team should no longer travel to Moscow for games.

University of Idaho president Duane Nellis said he was “disappointed” over Kustra’s remarks.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 12:22 PM PDT reply actions  

this is the playground bully pushing the 2nd grader down into the wood chips

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfff, how dare you link to ESPN
Chris Petersen, as mentioned in the Index this morning, opened up festivities with some remarks, but it’s Boise State’s President Bob Kustra who soberly extinguished the flames HAHAHAH WE KID HE THREW A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL ON THE BUFFET TRAY AND BURNED THE WEDDING RECEPTION DOWN:

The EDSBS piece on it was kick ass.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we put that on one of our shirts?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

Idaho is my new favorite team in the….wait, what conference are they in?

by daisyduck on Jul 28, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodness,

Even the administration at Boise State act like they are the most self-entitled people on Earth. Yep, now that they are in a mega-conference they sure are the big kids on the block now. TAKE THAT IDAHO! WE ARE NOW IN A…non big-6 conference again.

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're near a TV

All the coaches are on CFB Live on ESPN. They’re interviewing in rival pairs. Kiffin and Neu up now.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there we go

Homo-eroticism hits!

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

are they gonna get all the pairs done in 30 mins?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how they're doing it

The Pac-10 twitter said the coaches were all there doing stuff for it. May be some taped, though. Looks like the Pac-10 gets the whole show today which is awesome.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup. they got it yesterday too. Hopefully CK and Riley get some air time, maybe on SC.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chip was on Scott Van Pelt sans Riley

Apparently little brother couldn’t get past the “Must be this good to be on TV” sign.

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by mackjones23 on Jul 28, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you hear him say, “we don’t deal in hypotheticals”? So awesome that he worked that in.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 28, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the Empire Chinese Buffet

and they had the sound down, so I only saw him on TV…and he was good.

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by mackjones23 on Jul 28, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

Tom Hansen is probably sitting at home going, “Why didn’t I think of this?”

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s pretty clear what he prefers. It sounds like he underestimated the stupidity of Pac-10 Presidents.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is that I don't think he'd ever consider NOT doing that.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also initiated the east coast pac-10 trip.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, duh. We know that one.

I don’t know how the hell this didn’t happen before.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

*cough* Fuck Tom Hansen *cough*

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Hansen was an idiot

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

was?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, equal revenue sharing could help force a North/South split where all Cal schools are together.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Tacoi Sumler‘s facebook, he’ll be announcing his college decision tonight from 7-9 PM on ESPNU.

For those that forgot, he ran an electronically timed 4.24 40 earlier this year.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The reason it’s between 7-9 is because it’s part of he 7 on 7 combine, and will be announcing during the coverage of that event.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 pm EST?

please please please please please please come to Oregon.

by runfast on Jul 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, 7-9 EST.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is this between 4 and 6 pacific time?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

click the reply button and see who i'm replying to

i’m not THAT stupid :P

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY.

The reply button is VERY COMPLICATED.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

ha, recommended

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And isn’t it the up button what shows who you replied to?

by bradLL99 on Jul 28, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a minute, if I hit the reply button, it allows me to reply?

And if I hit the up button, the screen scrolls up to the replied to comment?

How the hell are we supposed to figure this shit out?

Dave, where are the rules for this shit?

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've offered him?

I thought Kelly’s rule is not to offer anyone until after they visit, and it doesn’t look like hes visited anyone

by grimc on Jul 28, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he visited unofficially earlier in the summer.

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s another article (saying that Oregon leads) saying that he visited this summer.

I’m expecting good news… :D

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by jtlight on Jul 28, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh

don’t tempt fate (read: Florida). I’ll be watching though.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he won’t take his talents to south beach.

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by mackjones23 on Jul 28, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope that he sees the void we have at WR and chooses UO.

C’mon good luck!

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

via Twitter:

nikeblog Word is that the Tacoi Sumler announcement was pre-taped and he officially has picked Oregon.

If its on Twitter, it must be true

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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

we'll see ;)

here’s another non tweet for ya. Andrew Wheating has signed an endorsement deal with Nike.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

here we go

he’s on LIVE right now.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he has picked........

OREGON!!!!!!

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

his reasons for picking oregon

1. Warsaw sports marketing center
2. Nike
3. Early playing time

Also said that he looks forward to stretching the field for the Quack Attack in ways “we haven’t had the last few years.”

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s True! Yes! Oregon!

by runfast on Jul 28, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO!

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by mackjones23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOO!!!

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOI!
LOI!
LOI!
LOI!
LOI!

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone near a TV

he’s on ESPNU right now playing DB/WR for the Southeast in the high school all star 7 on 7 team.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching… haven’t heard his name on the field yet.

by runfast on Jul 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's on defense. and will be still since his team just pick-six'd the SW

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

here we go now his team is on offense.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he's #8

the announcers on ESPNU are really talking up Tacoi. Love his personality.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice get. Bless Jebus, we just keep getting faster at critical positions.

Anyone know who’s doing the recruiting down south?

by JConant on Jul 28, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frost was recruiting this kid.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Rivals said Scott Frost recruited him … too lazy to look it up

by echo31 on Jul 28, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

Rivals says Scott Frost is Oregon’s Florida man.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great pick up.

We will need receivers in this year’s class. Lets hope that he does not change his mind in the next 5 months.

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

“When I told coach (Chip) Kelly he was going crazy. He said he was really excited to get me on campus and use me in his offense.”

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Messed up the link.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"

by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's a youtube video of Sumler

link

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

best part about that article

He is also close friends with Jerrard Randall, a quarterback who intends to finalize his commitment to the Ducks during a visit this fall.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has also said that he wants to focus on sports management in school.

Is there a better place he could go to do that?

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also says that he’s working on his close friend Cedric Walker (a defensive back) to come to Oregon.

Let the Florida flood gates open.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just had a thought

how’s this for a future lineup: Seastrunk in the backfield, and Sumler/Huff split wide. How’s that for speed?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might need a QB and a lineman or two.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have enough QB's now to plug them in on the line.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-11? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Walker have a UO offer?

I love the developing Florida pipeline though. That is where all of the speed is at!

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muck City baby!

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 29, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN’s Tom Luginbill added, “Once again the Ducks venture outside of the west coast for speed, quickness and athleticism. Sumler is arguably the fastest player in this class and could be utilized in a variety of roles for this offense as well as in the return game.”

“He can stretch the field and also be a homerun threat in space. He’s not very big, but have fun trying to run him down or cover him one-on-one.”

He points and laughs at Samie Parker’s 40 times…

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sumler is pretty darn close to Chris Johnson 40 time territory.

Awwww crap, I mentioned Chris Johnson.

 Only a matter of time now until TQA8 goes all coo coo for Chrisy puffs.

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the more commits at the Under-Armor Game, the better. hopefully they can recruit a few guys that are still uncommitted.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very true,

I’m sure the coaches will have other targets that they are recruiting at the UA game. But it can also backfire horribly. Damn Dominique Easley earned a Florida offer at the UA game.

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm
@ Prehmmr UO G Malcolm Armstead may leaving program but there is talk of him actually staying at Oregon…more at DuckTerritory.com

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like my love notes may be working after all.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, hell

I’ve been sending him letters telling him to leave.

In all seriousness, him staying would be huge for Altman.

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You stay the hell away from Armstead. He doesn’t need your coug loving whore mouth whispering things in his ear. If he leaves, I’m blaming you.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Matt

if you had to pick a man crush, which is stronger: CH3 or Armstead?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CH3 is no longer. He’s now CH13.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Butterfield is # 90

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by Famous Duck on Jul 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm Brian Butterfield is still #8. Ben Butterfield is #92.

am I missing something?

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT!

lets hope that he does indeed decidie to stick around.

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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has an interesting line on his FB page

in response to someone asking about his year . . . he said that it was okay, but that we’d be better next year. Hopefully he stays.

by Ducks73 on Jul 28, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

so leaving the team and not playing basketball at all?

by echo31 on Jul 28, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a clip of CK on espn radio this morning

link

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You don’t pay attention to the whole site often, do you? :-)

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont refresh pages no ;)

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

New content happens sometimes, you know?

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

who knew?

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone else except you.

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

UCLA gets the #1 OLB in the country in Aaron Wallace.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, the #1 Scottish warrior/revolutionary, William Wallace, remains uncommitted. Kelly has said he loves Wallace’s intensity.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well that came out of leftfield.

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by qrsouther on Jul 28, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought William Wallace when I read it, so I decided to share that with you all.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always appreciate a good name association tangent.

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by qrsouther on Jul 28, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wallace mentioned a hesitancy toward the general idea of committment.

He followed up with:

“i know it’s not indentured servitude, but you can never take, MY FREEEEEDOOOOOMMM!!!”

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you know that Wallace guy

Always falls apart in the end.

by daisyduck on Jul 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

are we done now?

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free William Wallace!

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by QuackinAK on Jul 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we haven't covered Cromwell yet.

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by qrsouther on Jul 28, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted to do a joke about flaming bowels. But I wasn’t sure if that was too soon.

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pussy

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE!?

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by JShufelt on Jul 28, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How dare you sir, HOW DARE YOU.

Daisy is just five or six posts up, and you are making genetalia jokes, simply beyond decorum, something I would never do.

Musgrave

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, I'm not looking

besides, girls that can’t stand the heat (or genetalia jokes) should get off the blog!

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I thought so, Commish.

I hope nobody took me seriously.

Ever.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cut up by the opposition, perhaps?

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV ALERT!

8pm. ESPNU. Civil War replay. i guess i know what’ll i’ll be doing the next 4 hours.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

or 9pm.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap our DB's hit the weight room this off season

Player and how much weight they gained over last year’s weigh in at this time.

Gildon +10
Harris +20
TJ3 +6
Peppars +10
Boyett +8
Johnson, Marvin +10
Lewis, Javes +5
Pleasant +6

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

it’d be interesting to see how much weight the AtQ’ers have gained in the same amount of time.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

To quote Gus Johnson

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found it interesting that Costa dropped a few pounds. Maybe a little more quickness and a little less pressure on his knee.

by JConant on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank Gawd Harris put on 20 lbs.

He should have no problem tackling bigger receivers now.

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by CaDuck on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he hadn’t put on 20 lbs, the kid would have died from malnutrition. He was small. I’m looking forward to him in that secondary though.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 29, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think there are some new vids up on oregongridiron.com. or i might just be late to the party. do other schools have websites that are this sweet?

http://www.oregongridiron.com/facilities_pages/locker_room.html

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Other schools don’t have facilities OR websites as sweet as ours.

Our facilities are disgustingly awesome.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Lord Knight

We welcome and honor your $ Swoosh man.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremiah was an Oregon Duck

Was a Rose Bowl Quarterback of mine
I never understood a single action he took but Emrby helped him rob
Epilson just fine. Max Wofford didn’t have a mighty fine time. Sing it Boo to the
world…all the Oregon boys and girls now , joy to the Rebels in the deep south land, no joy to you and me.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

At first I thought this was going to be a remake of “Jerry was a Race Car Driver”.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 29, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5418941&campaign=rss&source=twitter&ex_cid=Twitter_espn_5418941

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Masoli would have to walk on at Ole Miss as he would not be granted a scholarship, the source said. But Masoli, a good student, would be eligible to possibly receive a reduced tuition cost.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff Maehl is about to catch a looooong TD pass on ESPNU.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I felt so bad for OSU then

For Maehl to burn you means you are one slow MFer.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

its fine to take a misstep off the line but i couldnt believe that DB couldn’t catch up to him.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Maehl has great hands but dude is not that fast.

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by skywaker9 on Jul 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s no Tacoi Sumler.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree.

I don’t know his 40 time, but his yards after catch are pretty consistently great, long strides, doesn’t really get caught.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's very true.

Remember the Arizona ’08 game and his catch down the sideline for 6 on that bubble screen?

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by qrsouther on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

me likey

under-rated

(sorry Gorby)

I’m hoping we have a little more consistent passing from our QB this year and maehl blows up.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The next Mike Hass. somehow uncoverable.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don’t ever compare Maehl to a BAVER ever again.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty good Baver tho.

I think Maehl’s possession game is maybe not quite up to the same level as Hass, but his height gives him a few catches in tight places, and his yards after catch are better.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just remember Hass was always wide open and never dropped it.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed. Focking Baver.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really see them as comparable. Maehl has way more speed than Hass and it always seemed to me like Hass was the only option for the Bavers.

I’m not saying Maehl’s better, I just don’t see them as comparable receivers.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of agree except that both make catches up the middle in tight spots, just different ways.

But you’re right, one is a Duck and one is a human stain.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both have great hands. Maehl does a lot on the edges and I’ve never really understood the knock on him for his speed. Is it because he’s white?

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gangly white, the worst kind.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not sure how fast Maehl is but Hass ran a 4.61 at the combine. that means he was a super good receiver and probably covered by LB’s.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hass was fucking spectacular at getting just barely open and then catching the rock.

Now goddammit stop making me compliment good Bavers.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha. Jeff Maehl reminds me of Demetrius. that’s what i meant to say.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could talk about Keaton Kristick and how he got absolutely trucked by Blount?

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, Matt Daddy knows how to keep the Musgrave equilibrium at level.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

T. Mitchell wished Masoli transferred to Ole Miss last year.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

INDEED!!!

This game is getting more and more fun, now we just need some mac-paint and youtube and I can end this wonderful life happy.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

feel free to smile wide at the :50 second mark

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes, it's all coming together according to my sinister plan.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i forgot how fun it is to watch Pleasant blitz off the corner, dip his shoulder and bee-line to the QB. even when he doesnt quite there.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it when he gets there.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about him doing that from the safety position this year right up the middle on a delayed SS blitz. With his speed if you don’t account for him early he’s going to blast some QBs this year.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine the RB that has to decide whether to block Matthews or Pleasant…uh oh.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or Paysinger or Clay or Kaddu or Rowe… or at least figure out which one is freaking coming… damnit I love our defense.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Fast Gang Green? Maybe "Rapid Necrosis" or "Rapid Deterioration"

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green Lighting

Ok, I’ll stop.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got it

Green Flash

Green flashes and green rays are optical phenomena…usually for no more than a second or two

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's it! We've got it! It's so obvious!

Get the production line rolling, we gotta have 10K shirts done by tomorrow or somebody’s going to steal this.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its on the internets… you Bill are my witness, we came up with the Green Flash Defense first.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Copyright that son of a bitch.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

With slight magnification a green rim on the top limb of the solar disk can be seen on most clear-day sunsets.

Good thing it never rains in Autzen.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, setback here M-Daddy, Namedrop likes it.

Back to the drawing boards.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you what

You can use my likeness or an axemen logo or something dropping a name.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not worried, later this year Namedrop will be telling everybody how he knows you and me and was there when we came up with this.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

thereby satisfying both Gloating McGloatinson as well as Namedrop

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gloaty only shows up during the Jersey Contest

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha, er, um, ahhh... Wha?

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You heard me.

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn't compute, because you gloat every day, even about things that aren't gloatable.

1. Post less
2. Don’t gloat
3. Don’t defend incorrect statements.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earl Mandigloat?

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad at all Mr. Daddy, not bad.

Sometimes there is a way to make the forces of evil work for good.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did i miss this interview earlier some where? i’m surprised Russilo didnt mention his favorite cheerleaders in the nation like he usually does.

http://espn.go.com/espnradio/player?rd=1#/podcenter/?id=5417566&autoplay=1&callsign=ESPNRADIO

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

well that didn’t work.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/11274/podcast-chip-kelly-talks-qbs

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s in the fanshots…

Plus, Namedrop decided he needed to post it earlier as well.

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my fav part:

Ryen: Next time we’re in Eugene, can you help me smooth out that Dance Team interview?
CK: Well i don’t know anyone on the Dance Team personally…
Ryen: Good answer.

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by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I have to go by Namedrop

shouldn’t TQA8 go by NumbNuts

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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Jul 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

TD LMJ! 21-16. almost halftime. i hope we squeak this one out…silly beavers, field goals are for the SEC.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m DVRing the 2nd half (again) and going to sleep.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Jul 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was also a "we heart Mike Hass" thread for a while.

Oh dear cougfan what have we done, how do we make it through the rest of this off season?

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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think you have it bad?

I’ve been in a perpetual offseason for 2 years. I’m pretty sure we haven’t shown up to play in at least that long.

by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaMichael James is fast.

There wasn’t a baver within 10 yards.

Sign reads “LaMichael is Spanish for The Michael”

I like Civil War replays.

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by GustyJ on Jul 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

redone in haiku form

LaMichael is fast.
I like Civil War replays.
OS bavers suck.

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by GustyJ on Jul 28, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

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