Quack Fix: Pac-10, er, 12 gets a face-lift, Oregon's all-decade team, fall camp schedule announced
Ya know what's going to be special about this Quack Fix? I'm not going to mention Jeremiah Masoli. Well, not from here on out, anyway. Here's your Wednesday Morning Quack Fix:
- Let's start with the Pac-10—or should we start calling it the Pac-12 to get used to its "mathematically correct" new name? The re-branded conference was the hot topic yesterday, and likely will be all week as the savvy, smart, search engine optimized Pac-10/12 commissioner Larry Scott, who has apparently impressed everyone ever, is hyping the conference from the heart of the Big Apple. Believe me, I'm all for the new logo and the shift in strategy. I think we all are. But the best news to come out of the W Hotel in Manhattan yesterday was that the Pac-10/12 is leaning toward keeping the 9-game conference schedule intact. If that is in fact true, well, long live Larry.
- In the next month as the season approaches, the Oregonian's Aaron Fentress will be rolling out Oregon's all-decade team, starting with the quarterbacks. Make sure you vote in the poll for whom you think should be considered Oregon's QB of the decade.
- Also in the next few weeks, the R-G's Rob Moseley will be rolling out his positional previews, and he too started with the quarterbacks yesterday.
- If this doesn't get you excited, I don't know what will: The Ducks have released a tentative practice schedule for fall camp. Practices will commence in the afternoon Monday, Aug. 9. That's 12 days from today.
- Former Oregon safety T.J. Ward signed a multi-year contract with the Cleveland Browns yesterday. The hard-hitting, highlight-reel-making Ward was the first Oregon player selected in April's draft when the Browns made him the 38th overall pick in the second round.
- LostLetterman.com continues its countdown of the top 100 college football traditions, and coming in at a solid No. 24 are Oregon's cheerleaders. We should all feel like proud fathers...or something less creepy maybe.
As always, leave any relevant links or comments below.
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Yes, but you DID mention Masoli.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 7:10 AM PDT reply actions
Love Live Larry Scott
It’s amazing the transformation that has happened with the conference, in a single offseason. This quote from Miller’s article (about SI.com writers Mandel and Staples covering the Pac-10) really stuck out to me:
The reason I note what these two national, non-ESPN.com writers are doing is this: Both are based on the East Coast. And both would not be doing this video together (and in coats and ties!) if the Pac-10 were again holding media day on a single afternoon inside a business-traveler hotel by LAX.
It really is amazing just how incredibly incompetent Tom Hansen was.
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No, really....
In one a-ha moment, Scott was stunned when he learned from ESPN/ABC executives that the conference had turned down the reverse mirror option for split telecast football games on ABC. Reverse mirroring allows the portion of the country that doesn’t get a particular game on ABC to watch that game on one of ESPN’s family of networks. For example, if 33 percent of the country is getting Oregon-USC and 66 percent of the country is getting Michigan-Iowa on ABC, the east-coasters and Midwesterners who want to watch the Ducks and Trojans could simply tune to ESPN2. So instead of exposing the entire country to its product, the previous Pac-10 regime had forced Pac-10 football to remain largely a regional entity. Scott immediately corrected that mistake, telling ESPN that for the remainder of the existing contract, it could reverse mirror Pac-10 games at no extra charge
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sadly, this is very believable. Tom Hansen is the one man alive that makes Bud Selig look like a genius.
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Uhhhhmmmm?
Huh?
I cannot think of one single reason that a commissioner would ever turn down deals such as this. Viva Larry Scott!
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Is there really a point in doing a poll for QBs? It went exactly how I expected with Joey first then, Dixon, Clemens, and Masoli. I wonder if any of the other would of been able to win a National Championship if they would of been able to take 1st in the poll? I expect in the RB poll Stewart to take first not sure who will take second though.
I think Droughns was done in the 90’s. Smith may have been slightly better than Morris, but Morris gets the benefit of the doubt for his roles on the 2000 and 2001 teams that did so well.
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MoMo should get bonus points
for babysitting Smith.
by grimc on Jul 28, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No love for JJ?
I thought Jeremiah Johnson was better than Smith and Morris.
Droughns was done in 1999, by the way.
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I don't know if I agree with your assessment.
I tend to think that talent wise, Dixon has a slight edge on Joey. Joey never got inured, and he was a starting NFL QB, but are we voting based on talent, or some other x-factors?
There is no pain in seeing Joey ahead by so much, because I too expecte to see it go that way, but Dennis was a practical shoe-in for the Heisman before getting injured; the closest Joey got was a giant mural in NY.
I heart taxes.
Why keep 9 conference games?
Just so we can play in LA more often? Really? Isn’t part of the major appeal of going to a 12 team conference the fact that you can go to 8 conference games, schedule 4 patsies, and tell everyone your conference schedule is so hard and we have a conference championship game, that’s why we don’t play difficult OOC games? Making it a virtual shoe in for you to get two teams in the BCS?
huh? Well, that’s what my SEC friends tell me.
Personally, I hate the idea of having 9 conference games in a 12 team Pac.
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Same
I don’t want 9. No other team with a divisional split plays 9 and we’re only doing it because schools are afraid of change. Not a good enough reason in my opinion.
I don’t understand why people are against 9 games. I want to watch good football, and 9 conference games facilitates that end.
As far as the whole two BCS teams argument, I don’t see nine conference games impacting that at all. It impacts bowl eligible teams, it doesn’t impact the BCS at-large bids.
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This I wholeheartedly agree with
As a fan I want to see competitive games. Sure it can be fun watching the blowouts against the lower tier teams, but those aren’t memorable games.
I don’t want to see my team trade a conference game for a cheap victory just because it may produce a better shot at an at-large BCS bid.
The last two Pac-10 teams that had a legitimate argument for a second bid, 2004 Cal and 2005 Oregon would both have been in under the 5 bowl format.
Under an 8 game conference scehdule we could be playing Portland State just as often as Arizona State…
by AcadianTraverse on Jul 28, 2010 3:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Couldn't agree more.
9 conference games is an all-around no-brainer, IMO. Plus, although the Pac-10 isn’t known for its tradition, playing 9 conference games continues to differentiate the Pac-10 as the conference that doesn’t take the easy road by playing fewer tough teams.
Plus, you know, that whole SoCal recruiting factor has to be considered too.
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Chip Kelly is awesome
Pac 10 opens the market Its a facebook site, fyi.
The comment below the vid sums it up perfectly.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Shit, even I’d be all for the zipper if that was the alternative.
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I'd probably rather have the zipper than the split they talk about there
but we have to play Washington AND Oregon State every year. That’s not negotiable.
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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
If these are the only two options
I’d go for the zipper in a heartbeat. And I’m a big supporter of a geographic split.
I can’t imagine the 4 NW schools would allow themselves to be walled out of Cali.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
If we want the California schools to give up their regional rivalries, we have to be willing to give up UW.
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How so?
The Cali schools want to have 3 separate rivals. Oregon would only have UW/OSU. Trying to manipulate the schedule to include 3 different rivalry games is going to be damn near impossible no matter the split, unless the NW schools get screwed.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
then we have to trade it for something
but we cannot have a scenario where all the Cali schools play each other every year AND we lose the UW game.
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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
But what do you trade it for?
So everyone in the conference gets one allotted rivalry game while the Cali schools get 3? That’s some bullshit.
In order for this to work, they’re gonna have to drop the whole we’re all rivals thing.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree
and if they do that, then I’m fine not playing UW every year
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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side
Two walkovers every year (WSU and Colorado)
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Sorry Cougfan
But Utah will be good, Colorado not.
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Maybe a minor complaint, but our travel expenses would be way higher than the other schools.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Not necessarily
Washington’s would be pretty brutal too.
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When I said “Our”, I meant the whole “north”, save Pullman.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
i wish we could trade schools as a confernce
you could hear things on ESPN like "According to multiple sources, the Pac-10 has offered Utah and WSU to the Mountain west for BYU and a school to be named later.
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by axemen23 on Jul 28, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We just did that all summer long
We got Utah and Colorado.
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by trumpetduck on Jul 28, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
i feel dirty for rec'n this
but it did make me laugh out loud
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They both suck
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by QuackinAK on Jul 28, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Extra kick in the pants, even if they did deign to allow Oregon a scheduling concession to play both OSU and UW every year, how often will it be one of those two in the championship game? So if Oregon wins its division, chances will be pretty decent of having a rivalry rematch with BOTH its rivals in the other division (and one being near the historically strongest team).
I need ATQ's help
I need a cool Oregon related fantasy football team name.
Last year I was the Blount Force Trauma and finished second.
Any ideas?
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you may steal my championship winning team's name if you wish
I switched from Blount Force Trauma to the Lamichael James Express.
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Run Masoli Run?
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If you’re going for clever puns:
“The Right to Bair Arms”
“Have a Pleasant Day”
“Carrying the Maehl”
That’s all I can come up with right now.
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That was my team name; Guess it was pretty popular.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Does Paul Wulff know what stocks are? He looks confused...

by SeattleDucks on Jul 28, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Larry Scott is diagramming the cover 2 defense
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Larry's showing him
Where the top secret Anna Kournikova nudes are on the interwebs.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
On the updated GoDucks roster,
They list Ricky Heimuli at 309 pounds. If this is close to his actual weight, and he can still run, he will undoubtedly earn some significant playing time this season.
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May I say that he's also a really nice guy. Funny, great sense of humor.
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YOGI BERRA
Apparently the Ducks Twitter guy
Is flying to LA for media day in the Boise State Horizon plane.
Oh well.
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But he then pointed out that they get a prop plane while we get a jet.
by AllSaintsDay on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually Horizon is replacing all their planes with Prop jets
They go almost as fast and are far more environmentally friendly.
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So…I entrusted axemen to get me a shirt at the Spring Game back in early May. I paid him in mid May.
When did the shirt come?
Today.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
You live in Tennessee. Pony Express takes awhile.
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did Priority Mail change its name to the Pony Express?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont know
I would assume getting stuff to Tennessee is pretty low priority.
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The shirt is wrinkly, by the way. I’m expecting some cash back for that. I don’t have time to iron.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 28, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't aware shirts that came in the mail were fine-pressed and stiff?
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i'm done with this conversation on here anyway
I dont think people like high school bickering around here ;)
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Boise State vs. Idaho gets nastier
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5417329
Boise State University President Bob Kustra says he sees no reason to continue a longtime football rivalry with the University of Idaho, calling Vandal culture “nasty” and “inebriated.”
Kustra’s criticisms came during an interview with the Idaho Statesman editorial board Tuesday. Kustra later said in a prepared statement that questions about the rivalry “hit a sore spot” and his comments were harsher than he intended.
Boise State’s pending move to the Mountain West Conference means the Broncos aren’t likely to play the Idaho Vandals in 2011.
Boise State head coach Chris Petersen put the future of the rivalry in further doubt Monday, saying his team should no longer travel to Moscow for games.
University of Idaho president Duane Nellis said he was “disappointed” over Kustra’s remarks.
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this is the playground bully pushing the 2nd grader down into the wood chips
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Pfff, how dare you link to ESPN
Chris Petersen, as mentioned in the Index this morning, opened up festivities with some remarks, but it’s Boise State’s President Bob Kustra who soberly extinguished the flames HAHAHAH WE KID HE THREW A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL ON THE BUFFET TRAY AND BURNED THE WEDDING RECEPTION DOWN:
The EDSBS piece on it was kick ass.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha

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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
There is some great hate going on in that thread
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by Matt Daddy on Jul 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
can we put that on one of our shirts?
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Goodness,
Even the administration at Boise State act like they are the most self-entitled people on Earth. Yep, now that they are in a mega-conference they sure are the big kids on the block now. TAKE THAT IDAHO! WE ARE NOW IN A…non big-6 conference again.
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If you're near a TV
All the coaches are on CFB Live on ESPN. They’re interviewing in rival pairs. Kiffin and Neu up now.
I love you.
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are they gonna get all the pairs done in 30 mins?
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I'm not sure how they're doing it
The Pac-10 twitter said the coaches were all there doing stuff for it. May be some taped, though. Looks like the Pac-10 gets the whole show today which is awesome.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
yup. they got it yesterday too. Hopefully CK and Riley get some air time, maybe on SC.
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I really love that the rival pairs are doing everything together this week
It’s great branding.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Chip was on Scott Van Pelt sans Riley
Apparently little brother couldn’t get past the “Must be this good to be on TV” sign.
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
Did you hear him say, “we don’t deal in hypotheticals”? So awesome that he worked that in.
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 28, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in the Empire Chinese Buffet
and they had the sound down, so I only saw him on TV…and he was good.
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
then he better fucking split up the California schools.
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by David Piper on Jul 28, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s pretty clear what he prefers. It sounds like he underestimated the stupidity of Pac-10 Presidents.
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The funny thing is that I don't think he'd ever consider NOT doing that.
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He also initiated the east coast pac-10 trip.
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Well, duh. We know that one.
I don’t know how the hell this didn’t happen before.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
*cough* Fuck Tom Hansen *cough*
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Unfortunately, equal revenue sharing could help force a North/South split where all Cal schools are together.
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According to Tacoi Sumler‘s facebook, he’ll be announcing his college decision tonight from 7-9 PM on ESPNU.
For those that forgot, he ran an electronically timed 4.24 40 earlier this year.
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The reason it’s between 7-9 is because it’s part of he 7 on 7 combine, and will be announcing during the coverage of that event.
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so is this between 4 and 6 pacific time?
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click the reply button and see who i'm replying to
i’m not THAT stupid :P
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HEY.
The reply button is VERY COMPLICATED.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 28, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
ha, recommended
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
What a minute, if I hit the reply button, it allows me to reply?
And if I hit the up button, the screen scrolls up to the replied to comment?
How the hell are we supposed to figure this shit out?
Dave, where are the rules for this shit?
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we make a shirt explaining how to properly reply
wait…wrong thread, damn.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
We've offered him?
I thought Kelly’s rule is not to offer anyone until after they visit, and it doesn’t look like hes visited anyone
I’m pretty sure he visited unofficially earlier in the summer.
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Here’s another article (saying that Oregon leads) saying that he visited this summer.
I’m expecting good news… :D
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shhhhhh
don’t tempt fate (read: Florida). I’ll be watching though.
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I sure hope that he sees the void we have at WR and chooses UO.
C’mon good luck!
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via Twitter:
nikeblog Word is that the Tacoi Sumler announcement was pre-taped and he officially has picked Oregon.
If its on Twitter, it must be true
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we'll see ;)
here’s another non tweet for ya. Andrew Wheating has signed an endorsement deal with Nike.
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here we go
he’s on LIVE right now.
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and he has picked........
OREGON!!!!!!
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his reasons for picking oregon
1. Warsaw sports marketing center
2. Nike
3. Early playing time
Also said that he looks forward to stretching the field for the Quack Attack in ways “we haven’t had the last few years.”
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WOOHOO!
"Legends are made on the shores of Lake Washington...like Jonathan Stewart, and Dennis Dixon."
anyone near a TV
he’s on ESPNU right now playing DB/WR for the Southeast in the high school all star 7 on 7 team.
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he's on defense. and will be still since his team just pick-six'd the SW
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here we go now his team is on offense.
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and he's #8
the announcers on ESPNU are really talking up Tacoi. Love his personality.
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Nice get. Bless Jebus, we just keep getting faster at critical positions.
Anyone know who’s doing the recruiting down south?
Great pick up.
We will need receivers in this year’s class. Lets hope that he does not change his mind in the next 5 months.
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“When I told coach (Chip) Kelly he was going crazy. He said he was really excited to get me on campus and use me in his offense.”
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
here's a youtube video of Sumler
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best part about that article
He is also close friends with Jerrard Randall, a quarterback who intends to finalize his commitment to the Ducks during a visit this fall.
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He has also said that he wants to focus on sports management in school.
Is there a better place he could go to do that?
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He also says that he’s working on his close friend Cedric Walker (a defensive back) to come to Oregon.
Let the Florida flood gates open.
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Just had a thought
how’s this for a future lineup: Seastrunk in the backfield, and Sumler/Huff split wide. How’s that for speed?
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We have enough QB's now to plug them in on the line.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Walker have a UO offer?
I love the developing Florida pipeline though. That is where all of the speed is at!
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 29, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ESPN’s Tom Luginbill added, “Once again the Ducks venture outside of the west coast for speed, quickness and athleticism. Sumler is arguably the fastest player in this class and could be utilized in a variety of roles for this offense as well as in the return game.”
“He can stretch the field and also be a homerun threat in space. He’s not very big, but have fun trying to run him down or cover him one-on-one.”
He points and laughs at Samie Parker’s 40 times…
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Sumler is pretty darn close to Chris Johnson 40 time territory.
Awwww crap, I mentioned Chris Johnson.
Only a matter of time now until TQA8 goes all coo coo for Chrisy puffs.
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the more commits at the Under-Armor Game, the better. hopefully they can recruit a few guys that are still uncommitted.
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Very true,
I’m sure the coaches will have other targets that they are recruiting at the UA game. But it can also backfire horribly. Damn Dominique Easley earned a Florida offer at the UA game.
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hmmmm
@ Prehmmr UO G Malcolm Armstead may leaving program but there is talk of him actually staying at Oregon…more at DuckTerritory.com
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Looks like my love notes may be working after all.
PLEASE STAY MALCOLM!!!!!
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Ah, hell
I’ve been sending him letters telling him to leave.
In all seriousness, him staying would be huge for Altman.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 4:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You stay the hell away from Armstead. He doesn’t need your coug loving whore mouth whispering things in his ear. If he leaves, I’m blaming you.
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Hey Matt
if you had to pick a man crush, which is stronger: CH3 or Armstead?
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ummm Brian Butterfield is still #8. Ben Butterfield is #92.
am I missing something?
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OK, thanx for getting me straight on that (I came within two on one of the Butterfields!! How about a rec on that ?)
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WOOT!
lets hope that he does indeed decidie to stick around.
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He has an interesting line on his FB page
in response to someone asking about his year . . . he said that it was okay, but that we’d be better next year. Hopefully he stays.
Here's a clip of CK on espn radio this morning
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You don’t pay attention to the whole site often, do you? :-)
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
i dont refresh pages no ;)
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who knew?
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damn
UCLA gets the #1 OLB in the country in Aaron Wallace.
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Meanwhile, the #1 Scottish warrior/revolutionary, William Wallace, remains uncommitted. Kelly has said he loves Wallace’s intensity.
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by Gorbachav5 on Jul 28, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought William Wallace when I read it, so I decided to share that with you all.
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I always appreciate a good name association tangent.
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
Wallace mentioned a hesitancy toward the general idea of committment.
He followed up with:
“i know it’s not indentured servitude, but you can never take, MY FREEEEEDOOOOOMMM!!!”
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you know that Wallace guy
Always falls apart in the end.
by daisyduck on Jul 28, 2010 5:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He got great coverage ability though
he’s been seen all over England
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I wanted to do a joke about flaming bowels. But I wasn’t sure if that was too soon.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-R-E-A-K-I-N-H-E-R-O-U-T-M-A-N"
Pussy
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How dare you sir, HOW DARE YOU.
Daisy is just five or six posts up, and you are making genetalia jokes, simply beyond decorum, something I would never do.
Musgrave
Note: The above statement is true and no one should look through any of my past posting history.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I'm not looking
besides, girls that can’t stand the heat (or genetalia jokes) should get off the blog!
by daisyduck on Jul 28, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought so, Commish.
I hope nobody took me seriously.
Ever.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Cut up by the opposition, perhaps?
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
TV ALERT!
8pm. ESPNU. Civil War replay. i guess i know what’ll i’ll be doing the next 4 hours.
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Holy crap our DB's hit the weight room this off season
Player and how much weight they gained over last year’s weigh in at this time.
Gildon +10
Harris +20
TJ3 +6
Peppars +10
Boyett +8
Johnson, Marvin +10
Lewis, Javes +5
Pleasant +6
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To quote Gus Johnson
HERE COMES THE PAIN!
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Thank Gawd Harris put on 20 lbs.
He should have no problem tackling bigger receivers now.
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i think there are some new vids up on oregongridiron.com. or i might just be late to the party. do other schools have websites that are this sweet?
http://www.oregongridiron.com/facilities_pages/locker_room.html
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Other schools don’t have facilities OR websites as sweet as ours.
Our facilities are disgustingly awesome.
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Thank you Lord Knight
We welcome and honor your $ Swoosh man.
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Jeremiah was an Oregon Duck
Was a Rose Bowl Quarterback of mine
I never understood a single action he took but Emrby helped him rob
Epilson just fine. Max Wofford didn’t have a mighty fine time. Sing it Boo to the
world…all the Oregon boys and girls now , joy to the Rebels in the deep south land, no joy to you and me.
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At first I thought this was going to be a remake of “Jerry was a Race Car Driver”.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 29, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions
“Troubled” isn’t a good start to a headline.
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Jeff Maehl is about to catch a looooong TD pass on ESPNU.
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I felt so bad for OSU then
For Maehl to burn you means you are one slow MFer.
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its fine to take a misstep off the line but i couldnt believe that DB couldn’t catch up to him.
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Seriously
Maehl has great hands but dude is not that fast.
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disagree.
I don’t know his 40 time, but his yards after catch are pretty consistently great, long strides, doesn’t really get caught.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That's very true.
Remember the Arizona ’08 game and his catch down the sideline for 6 on that bubble screen?
Chip Kelly is my shepherd, there is nothing I shall want.
me likey
under-rated
(sorry Gorby)
I’m hoping we have a little more consistent passing from our QB this year and maehl blows up.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The next Mike Hass. somehow uncoverable.
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Please don’t ever compare Maehl to a BAVER ever again.
Thank you.
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That's a pretty good Baver tho.
I think Maehl’s possession game is maybe not quite up to the same level as Hass, but his height gives him a few catches in tight places, and his yards after catch are better.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i just remember Hass was always wide open and never dropped it.
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Indeed. Focking Baver.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t really see them as comparable. Maehl has way more speed than Hass and it always seemed to me like Hass was the only option for the Bavers.
I’m not saying Maehl’s better, I just don’t see them as comparable receivers.
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Kind of agree except that both make catches up the middle in tight spots, just different ways.
But you’re right, one is a Duck and one is a human stain.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Both have great hands. Maehl does a lot on the edges and I’ve never really understood the knock on him for his speed. Is it because he’s white?
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Gangly white, the worst kind.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not sure how fast Maehl is but Hass ran a 4.61 at the combine. that means he was a super good receiver and probably covered by LB’s.
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Hass was fucking spectacular at getting just barely open and then catching the rock.
Now goddammit stop making me compliment good Bavers.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We could talk about Keaton Kristick and how he got absolutely trucked by Blount?
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See, Matt Daddy knows how to keep the Musgrave equilibrium at level.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
T. Mitchell wished Masoli transferred to Ole Miss last year.
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INDEED!!!
This game is getting more and more fun, now we just need some mac-paint and youtube and I can end this wonderful life happy.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, yes, it's all coming together according to my sinister plan.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i forgot how fun it is to watch Pleasant blitz off the corner, dip his shoulder and bee-line to the QB. even when he doesnt quite there.
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I like it when he gets there.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Think about him doing that from the safety position this year right up the middle on a delayed SS blitz. With his speed if you don’t account for him early he’s going to blast some QBs this year.
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imagine the RB that has to decide whether to block Matthews or Pleasant…uh oh.
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or Paysinger or Clay or Kaddu or Rowe… or at least figure out which one is freaking coming… damnit I love our defense.
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A Fast Gang Green? Maybe "Rapid Necrosis" or "Rapid Deterioration"
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Green Lighting
Ok, I’ll stop.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got it
Green flashes and green rays are optical phenomena…usually for no more than a second or two
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That's it! We've got it! It's so obvious!
Get the production line rolling, we gotta have 10K shirts done by tomorrow or somebody’s going to steal this.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Its on the internets… you Bill are my witness, we came up with the Green Flash Defense first.
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Copyright that son of a bitch.
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With slight magnification a green rim on the top limb of the solar disk can be seen on most clear-day sunsets.
Good thing it never rains in Autzen.
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obviously.
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Uh oh, setback here M-Daddy, Namedrop likes it.
Back to the drawing boards.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll tell you what
You can use my likeness or an axemen logo or something dropping a name.
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Not worried, later this year Namedrop will be telling everybody how he knows you and me and was there when we came up with this.
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thereby satisfying both Gloating McGloatinson as well as Namedrop
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Gloaty only shows up during the Jersey Contest
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Wha, er, um, ahhh... Wha?
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You heard me.
Official officer of the office of official blasphemy. Where what you say works 60% of the time, every time.
It didn't compute, because you gloat every day, even about things that aren't gloatable.
1. Post less
2. Don’t gloat
3. Don’t defend incorrect statements.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Earl Mandigloat?
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bad at all Mr. Daddy, not bad.
Sometimes there is a way to make the forces of evil work for good.
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Did i miss this interview earlier some where? i’m surprised Russilo didnt mention his favorite cheerleaders in the nation like he usually does.
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/player?rd=1#/podcenter/?id=5417566&autoplay=1&callsign=ESPNRADIO
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well that didn’t work.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/11274/podcast-chip-kelly-talks-qbs
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It’s in the fanshots…
Plus, Namedrop decided he needed to post it earlier as well.
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If I have to go by Namedrop
shouldn’t TQA8 go by NumbNuts
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No.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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Sometimes
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
TD LMJ! 21-16. almost halftime. i hope we squeak this one out…silly beavers, field goals are for the SEC.
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I actually thought for a minute that you guys had done that.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It was also a "we heart Mike Hass" thread for a while.
Oh dear cougfan what have we done, how do we make it through the rest of this off season?
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by Bill Musgrave on Jul 28, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You think you have it bad?
I’ve been in a perpetual offseason for 2 years. I’m pretty sure we haven’t shown up to play in at least that long.
by Brian Floyd on Jul 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LaMichael James is fast.
There wasn’t a baver within 10 yards.
Sign reads “LaMichael is Spanish for The Michael”
I like Civil War replays.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
redone in haiku form
LaMichael is fast.
I like Civil War replays.
OS bavers suck.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal

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