Happy Independence Day from ATQ
From all of us, to all of you. Happy Independence Day America from all of us at ATQ. After the jump, we have the Declaration of Independence for your reference. And to our British brethren from across the pond? I only have one word to say.
OWNED!
Go USA and go Ducks!
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.
He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.
He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.
He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:
For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing taxes on us without our consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:
For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:
For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:
For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:
For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
Source: http://www.earlyamerica.com/earlyamerica/freedom/doi/text.html
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And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.
Thanks for posting this. Happy 4th!
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@sportsguy33:
The 4th of July is like one super-slow home run trot around the bases as the English stare us down from the mound. Suck it England!
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
holy s***
someone else quoted bill simmons!
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
Doesn’t make him suck any less, doesn’t make you any more credible.
Don't look those hoodie-clad Huskies in the eyes. They'll give you lupus.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jul 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I love this letter. Best Dear John letter ever written.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-I-T-T-L-E-H-O-S-T-I-L-E"
yup
makes you wonder why all the colonies didn’t do it. There’s no way Britain would have ruled India if the Indians weren’t so willing to put up with it.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
eff you ATQ South
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the sporting ties which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all bloggers are created equal, that they are endowed by Peter Bean with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Such is now the necessity which constrains Addicted To Quack to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Cal Golden Blogs (TwistNHook) is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over Addicted To Quack. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
With their presence, they did infect the fine name of Addicted To Quack with Rose Bowl envy, a malady brought upon by never seeing ones team win outright a football conference champion and take it’s rightful place in the Rose Bowl Game, presented by AT&T.
With this Envy, they continued this complex with an undue amount of emphasis on “non-revenue” sports. While the fine denizens of Addicted To Quack respect the accomplishments of all athletic teams of the fine University, placing priority on lower-level athletics gives off the appearance of inferiority.
During occupation, the citizens of Addicted To Quack were subjected to all manor of inside jokes and mannerisms. However, this “Bearificiation” failed to contain the best of all UC Berkeley blogging traditions, the “Double Air E-Honk.” (http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/2009/1/13/720074/dbd-1-14-09-what-do-you-me). When it was presented, it was a shell of it’s former self. It is an insult that the traditions were not passed on adequately.
CGB, in an act of torture in clear violation of the Geneva Conventions, used ATQ pagespace to terrorize citizens by subjecting them to heinous activities, such as “tennis,” and “rugby.”
The lower level citizens of CGB, instead of opening their arms to their brethren, instead decided to bring up bad blood by posting heinous pictures of events of which we shall not speak.
Cal Golden Blogs tried to export to the North, crappy beer, the so-called JDraft. This is totally unacceptable to our refined palates.
With these usurpations, Addicted To Quack must free itself from the tyrannical shackles of South, and take up arms!
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jul 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
GREEN!
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
in full disclosure
Jared actually wrote this. I just used it as a platform to announce my coming back. Give Jared a bunch of recs too.
Can’t believe that was a year and a half ago.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks blog
Ya, well, we tied in the War of 1812! WE’RE BURNING DOWN YOUR PRESIDENTIAL MANSION, BITCHES!
CGB's Jimmy Carter
www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com
Meh, no big deal.
We will just paint it green and yellow and make it way more kickass as a result.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Happy 4th everyone!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Jul 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
A hamburger and two hot dogs
The perfect 4th of July breakfast.
They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
Addicted to Quack, the home of Tako Tuesdays
not enough is always the right answer
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
I'm trying the Turtle Bacon Burger today...

Handmade ground beef patties, topped with sharp cheddar cheese, wrapped in a bacon weave.
Next step, add hotdogs as the heads, legs and tail.
Next step, place on an oven rack …cover loosely with foil and bake for 20-30 minutes at 400 degrees.
A little crispy, not too crunchy … just how a turtle should be.
Stick in a flag and sparkler when serving for extra ooooooh and aaaaaaah affect.
Ich liebe Amerika, aber meine Familie hat deutsche Erbe...So go Deutschland! Gewinnen die Fussball-Weltmeisterschaft!!!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 4, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
I’m actually dreading it, but I ran my big mouth that I could eat one and now I have to. Otherwise HRD will call me a liar again and Matt Daddy will start the dog pile.
Ich liebe Amerika, aber meine Familie hat deutsche Erbe...So go Deutschland! Gewinnen die Fussball-Weltmeisterschaft!!!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 4, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LIAR
Also, one word and one word only describes the above delightful confection:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 Soccer Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 4, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Part of me is intrigued to try this. Another part me realizes that I don’t want to have a triple by-pass before I’m 35.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
Oh my goodness...
It was nice knowing you, MCD.
A big thanks go out to all military veterans and current men and women serving our country! Thanks MCD and all others!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
by CaDuck on Jul 4, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My pleasure. Thank you for recognizing the sacrifice of our service members. Thanks to all the other veterans and active Marines, Airmen, Sailors, and Solidiers.
I’m glad that Dom titled this “Independence Day”. I know it’s a little more difficult to say, but I always try to say that instead of “4th of July”. Same goes for all the other holidays that people tend not to really think about beyond knowing they get to take the day off, like Memorial Day. It’s good to stop and reflect, even if for just a few moments, about why these holidays exist.
Many men and women have sacrificed their lives in order to allow us to live the way we do. Think about what it would be like to live in some of these 3rd world countries. Without the sacrifices, vision, and dedication of millions of people across hundreds of years we could very well be living that way. We’re commenting on AddictedToQuack and arguing the merits of soccer and MMA, when instead we could be desperately seeking water or medical supplies and arguing about things far more serious.
(Steps off soap box…goes back to dreading opening fat mouth about eating Turtle Bacon Burger).
Ich liebe Amerika, aber meine Familie hat deutsche Erbe...So go Deutschland! Gewinnen die Fussball-Weltmeisterschaft!!!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 4, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
To MCD as well as all service men and women in these United States of America,
Thank You.
Sincerely,
Matt.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jul 4, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
Special thanks to my brother and sister-in-law who are active Army servicepeoples.
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 Soccer Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t there an ATQ bbq soon? I think I saw one in the FanPosts, but I think it’s next week so I can’t go because I’ll be out of town. If there is an ATQ bbq soon, somebody has to make some of these.
Ich liebe Amerika, aber meine Familie hat deutsche Erbe...So go Deutschland! Gewinnen die Fussball-Weltmeisterschaft!!!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 4, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Marinated in Dr. Delight, no doubt.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 4, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
someone should repost the details.
My god, they should take [The vuvuzelas] into the mountainous caves region of Pakistan and play them until Osama bin Laden comes running out, screaming, "OK, OK! I give!"
--Rick Reilly
I find it unbelievable
that I’m the only one who has rec’d this so far. My rec should count triple since I’m hoisting a Full Sail Session Lager while rec’ing it. Just to be sure, I plan on drinking until that post looks green regardless of whether it actually is.
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 Soccer Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 4, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan on drinking until you change your sig.
I want Canzano to stand there in that [expletive] white uniform, and with his Harvard mouth, extend Chip some [expletive] courtesy! Addicted to Quack
You know this will only encourage me, right?
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 Soccer Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 4, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, still not green. Brbeer.
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 Soccer Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 4, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Green
Accordion Missiomplished!
Matt Daddy is ATQ’s #1 Soccer Fan.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jul 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The craftsmanship is really high though man.
The bacon is woven just so, and for Pete’s sake there’s lil’ hot dog toes.
Big ups and respec to the artiste.
Thank you track, baseball, softball, and golf for ending my summer hibernation.
by Bill Musgrave on Jul 4, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WE'VE GOT A TURTLE DOWN!!!
Look in the second of the 3 photos. The middle turtle appears to be wounded and bleeding cheese. I bet if you cut me right now after having eaten a whole one of these I’d probably bleed a cheese-bacon fat mixture right now.
Ich liebe Amerika, aber meine Familie hat deutsche Erbe...So go Deutschland! Gewinnen die Fussball-Weltmeisterschaft!!!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Jul 4, 2010 6:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions

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