In honor of the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff, I present to you the Addicted to Quack Roast of our resident hunky, hairy chested pop singer. Many of you think you may know Matt Daddy as a soccer loving, PBR swilling, fast talking madman who won't hesitate to start a conversation with a police officer. But as the better looking member of the ATQ Authors' Lounge, I know the real Matt Daddy - the Matt Daddy the media is too scared to write about. Here are the sordid details:
-Matt Daddy wears a Sheryl Swoopes jersey to bed.
-Matt Daddy knows all the words to Total Eclipse of the Heart.
-Matt Daddy is a member of Oprah's book club.
-Matt Daddy pays axemen23 compliments when he thinks no one is listening.
-Matt Daddy's all-time favorite Oregon athlete is Nicole Garbin.
-Matt Daddy's all-time favorite Baywatch babe is Alexandra Paul.
-Matt Daddy wears Velcro shoes.
-Matt Daddy puts a whole lemon in his hefeweizen.
-Damnit Matt Daddy, you have lupus!
Post your Matt Daddy jokes in the comments. Matt, just sit there and take it.