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Tako Tuesdays: The ATQ Roast of Matt Daddy

In honor of the Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff, I present to you the Addicted to Quack Roast of our resident hunky, hairy chested pop singer.  Many of you think you may know Matt Daddy as a soccer loving, PBR swilling, fast talking madman who won't hesitate to start a conversation with a police officer.  But as the better looking member of the ATQ Authors' Lounge, I know the real Matt Daddy - the Matt Daddy the media is too scared to write about.  Here are the sordid details:

-Matt Daddy wears a Sheryl Swoopes jersey to bed.

-Matt Daddy knows all the words to Total Eclipse of the Heart.

-Matt Daddy is a member of Oprah's book club.

-Matt Daddy pays axemen23 compliments when he thinks no one is listening.

-Matt Daddy's all-time favorite Oregon athlete is Nicole Garbin.

-Matt Daddy's all-time favorite Baywatch babe is Alexandra Paul.

-Matt Daddy wears Velcro shoes.

-Matt Daddy puts a whole lemon in his hefeweizen.

-Damnit Matt Daddy, you have lupus!

 

Post your Matt Daddy jokes in the comments.  Matt, just sit there and take it.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.

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