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Quack Fix: Barner returns to practice, the competition for the second CB spot and the basketball team postpones Italy trip

Lots of news from practice yesterday so let's get right to the quack this morning.  Enjoy.

Go Ducks!

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Don't forget that its FBSU day

maybe one of our women’s soccer players will punch somebody

--Dave

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by David Piper on Aug 20, 2010 7:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Oops — I threw the fix together pretty quickly today as I am frantically trying to get ready for a trip to San Diego this weekend.

by ntrebon on Aug 20, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

You guys got a QB yet?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Aug 20, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

We’ve convinced Dixon to come back.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-T-H-E-N-E-E-D-T-O-I-N-V-I-T-E-T-H-O-S-E-G-U-Y-S"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didnt you hear?

Dan Fouts has one more year of eligibility. Full beard in all, he’s going to tear it up.

Friends dont let friends go to Oregon State, hell, even root for them.

by WashingtonDCduck on Aug 20, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, new recruit actually. Brady Longshore. You may have heard of his older brother? We’re real excited.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. We’ve got three.

How about you?

I don't deal in hyperbole.

by JConant on Aug 20, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

has the smoke turned white yet?

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

All of these responses are really solid. In particular, I like Gorbachav5 and axemen23. However, each one was really good. Honorable mention to WashingtonDCduck for the Fouts beard reference. Fouts Beard is one of the greatest natural resources of America!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s already read most of the Gulag Archipelago. So mature!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Aug 20, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations!

It’s spelled S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y

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by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! It certainly is.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Shu

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have a cigar!

Have you been working on this for long?

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Aug 20, 2010 8:57 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’ve been trying to become an uncle for a LOOOOONG time.

I even locked up my brother in a room with some girl to encourage breding. I learned that tactic at the zoo.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

I promise I won’t tell your sister-in-law that you just compared her to a hippopotamus.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was actually my sister that gave birth.

But in the last 24 hours, my brother did get married via Skype. An unofficial ceremony and reception will take place when he gets leave from Korea in a couple weeks.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Roger that.

If he’s in the military, I think you can expect a second nephew/niece about 9 months after his leave.

In any case, congrats. Being an uncle is fun, not to mention good practice for parenting. Unless you’re the creepy, deodorantless, unshaven, touching-yourself-in-public kind of uncle.

Not that I know anything about that. Since we’re on the subject, though, do school-related websites count as ‘school grounds’? Because if so I might need to move 1000 yds away from my computer keyboard.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if I only qualify for 3 of those 4 things?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am damn proud of my red beard, thank you very much.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shu

it’s called Old Spice.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly you do not know me.

I don’t use those lady scented body washes. I smell like the man that is the man that her man could smell like.

Fresh? Fresher? Freshest? Freshershist? I have all of them.

I am through-and-through, an Old Spice man.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

so that leaves the creepy uncle and the publicly indecent one. Pick your poison baby Shufelt

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations. You get the joke!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is awesome

It totally sounds like “Shu, Shu, Shu, Shu” when they apply the deodorant.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

'Get outta here!'

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Aug 20, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I always chuckle whenever someone congratulates me for becoming a grandfather again.

It’s not like I had anything to do with it.

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congratulations.

Both in earnest, and becuase this post is creepy enough to recieve 4.5 banjos on the Deliverance scale.

Da da ding ding ding ding ding ding ding…. Kudos!

OMG, daisy thinks I'm a furking ruhturd.

by Bill Musgrave on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else rather concerned about the kicking game?

I remember sitting on the plane after the Rose Bowl and a warm trip in January in L.A., looking at the 2010 depth chart. This is of course before the team starting lighting up the newspapers with police reports, and in a conversation with some random Ohio State fan over the 4hr flight back to D.C. we were in agreement that Oregon would be a pre-season Top 5 along with Ohio State. We joked about a rematch in Glendale for the Title Game.

The one thing that jumped off the page to me besides replacing Dickson’s playmaking ability and finding a second CB, was the lack of experience in the kicking game. Jackson Rice did a nice job at punter and that wasn’t really the concern. It was our ability to have an accurate, consistent, and dependable big leg. I remember Oregon State going into LSU a few years back, and throwing away a victory in Death Valley because of THREE MISSED extra point tries. They lost by a really slim margin.

I have not attended any practices and have only read what’s out there on respective blogs, and media reports. It sounds like the freshman and Beard have been inconsistent. It’s only fall camp, so of course the freshman have only been there for a short time and they will have a learning curve. We all know Beard has a real powerful leg, but he’s been very unpredictable from what I can piece together w/various reports.

You guys concerned about our kicking game as we approach the 2 week mark until the opener at Autzen? Maybe I’m being hypersensitive.

Friends dont let friends go to Oregon State, hell, even root for them.

by WashingtonDCduck on Aug 20, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

No, you’re not hypersensitive. I feel the same way. Yeah, the freshman has only been there a couple weeks, but kicking isn’t like being a RB, where you have really learn the playbook. For the most part, you line up and kick the damn ball.

I’m concerned, but I’m hoping it’s just jitters. Or that the bad being reported is outweighed by the good that’s NOT being reported. We’ll see.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm very concerned.

In camp both kickers have made kicks where you go “Ah, he could win the job” and then the next kick hit a knuckler that lands in the endzone that makes you go “Buh?”

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad Track News

Voice of the Prefontaine Classic Scott Davis has died after a lengthy battle with cancer.

http://www.registerguard.com/csp/cms/sites/web/sports/25198700-41/davis-track-field-scott-hayward.csp

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Aug 20, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

With a passion I hate Clow Conzano.

http://mobile.oregonlive.com/advorg/pm_29234/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=yprFQQnP

What is this guys’ problem?

Friends dont let friends go to Oregon State, hell, even root for them.

by WashingtonDCduck on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

he's got issues.

issues of the brain.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have never heard of this "John Canzano" fellow on the byline.

He’s a writer of some sort, you say?

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a writer of some sort, you say?

No, actually we didn’t say that. He’s nothing of the sort.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Allow me to fix.

He’s a douchebag of some sort, you say?

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why yes!

By jove, I think you’ve got it!

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

This should be green...

May we hand you your taints on a silver platter...

by 071903 on Aug 20, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question of the day:

You’re a receiver going down the middle… your QB’s pass is a bit high and slow. You are going to get hit by a defender. Which defender to you NOT wish to get hit by?

1. Wesley Mallard (H/T Keeerrrttt1)
2. TJ Ward (H/T Keeerrrttt1)
3. JD Nelson (H/T bigdlovestheducks)

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.

They call him Rags. Where he goes, no-hitters follow.
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by Takimoto on Aug 20, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

TJ Ward

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote for the Ward hit

Because after that play, Zac Robinson was not effective.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I vote Mallard, because the vertical on Jolivette’s helmet was AWESOME.

I was at that game, sitting in section 17 about a third of the way up and had a real good view. Saw the mouthpiece flying and everything. Never saw anything like it before or since.

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Aug 20, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember watching that game, and I’ve never forgotten that play. TJ’s hit is probably more violent, but Mallard’s was just more memorable. The explosion of football gear after the hit just left a lasting impression in my mind.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one play that I can see clearly in my mind. The Ducks were kicking off away from the student section, and I remember seeing the coverage unit go down, and all of a sudden you hear a CRACK and just see an object go flying straight into the air. I distinctly remember wondering whether his head might still be inside, the force of the hit was that loud. Just incredible.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm new to this internet thing

and have seen (H/T) denote credit for links and pics. Can someone spell that out in Dumbpersonese for me?

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hat Tip.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, Roland Deschain, I didn’t know you were among us.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have not forgotten the face of my father.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

it denotes a hat tip

it’s basically how you site your sources in shorthand on the internet. Like in a tweet for example.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I read JD Nelson

I usually think of this one (courtesy of ChileDuck).

by omb on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was cool about that is the play before, Cole Linehan destroyed freshman Toby Gerhart.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

Quoting word-for-word from the ESPN ticker since I can’t find a link

Former Oregon coach and current ESPN analyst Mike Bellotti denies Oregonian report that he was punched in face by former Oregon RB LeGarrette Blount during a fight in practice in 2008. Bellotti says there was a scuffle among players that resulted in loud jawing and pushing, but there was never a punch thrown by Blount or anyone and nothing struck him.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Now let’s get LeGarrett Blount to sue Canzano and the Oregonian for defamation.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

something that bothered me about the whole story

wouldn’t someone have picked up on damage to Belotti’s face if he’d been punched by Bount?

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not all punches leave a mark

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 20, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are so many holes in that article, even for Canzano, it is truly shameful.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Canzano’s editors. You never let a story like that run. I hope ESPN, Blount and Bellotti all go after him and the Oregonian for completely irresponsible journalism that is nothing more than an attempt create controversy (good grief, it’s like the Oregonian can’t go a week without writing some hit piece against Oregon. Are they that desperate to sell papers and web visits?)

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they that desperate to sell papers and web visits?

My guess is: yes.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they that desperate to sell papers and web visits?

Is that a serious question?

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this “Whose Line Is It Anyway?”?

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have multiple windows open?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Multiple tabs but none with ATQ.

It shouldn’t make a difference but I’m installing Civ IV right now and it’s taking a lot of processing power.

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Odd. I’ve found having the one page opened in multiple tabs screws up things sometimes.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are they that desperate to sell papers and web visits?

PILING ON!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bellotti will be on SVP radio show at 11:27 according to the ESPN site.

LINK

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good find Matt

I hope to hear these words in some order: Idiot, Shoddy, Canzano, Moronic, John, Crap, Worthy, Ass, Wipe, Not, My

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

5 mins until the bellotti show

link

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bellotti on ESPN radio now

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAA?!?!

Bellotti says he was never hit?!?!?!

Why must Bellotti lie to me?!?! Canzano only gives me the bald faced truth!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes indeed

Bellotti’s not afraid to stand up. Canzano is a really a Can’tzano.

by axemen24 on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

did someone clone me when I wasn’t looking again?

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

“There is no truth to it. Legarrate Blount never hit me. Not accidently, not on purpose.”
“I think somebody wanted to further their point about Legarrette.”

(when asked why the story came up in Oregon)

“I think some people just publish things sometimes to promote themselves or their point of view.”
“If someone punched me in the face, I think I’d know it.”

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canzano wants a job with TMZ!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will buy extra rec’s from people to give them to this comment.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

we need a rec store

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only if we can get monetary compensation for each of your comments.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would usually take this offer, but I’ve decided to pay my own rec towards him today.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That sig:

priceless.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

damn.. 17 recs. what’s the record?

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Aug 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure we got something up to 28 or 30 recs at one point.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon guys gotta break the record

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Up to 31 now.

And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you SEEN the newspaper industry these days?

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

dammit

reply fail.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT newspaper industry?

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the clownzanp post yesterday on Oregon sports news and I would NOT click on it nor

   would i give any reference to it it anywhere. Even if it were true, why does he bring it up now?
That fucker needs a punch in the raisins.

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 AM PDT reply actions  

ESPN Story Up

LINK

I’m really glad that ESPN keeps saying “The Oregonian” or “newspaper out west” instead of the Clown’s name. Don’t give that piece of garbage any credit, and keep the blame on the O for this story even seeing the light of day.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Goe is going to come to John’s rescue on this one too. I mean, us Duck fans need to be informed, right?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first thing the editors of the Oregon Daily Emerald would have done if they received this story is call Bellotti and fact-check. The state of the Oregonian is just hilarious.

by omb on Aug 20, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Oregonian is up with an acknowledge of that saying that they “stand by their story,” saying that they know it’s true because three anonymous sources told them so, and taking a ridiculous shot at espn’s journalism.

by omb on Aug 20, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Canzano now says he has four sources too.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rob Moseley perspective

He has a great POV on it, not ruling out either side, but he makes a great case for whatever sources there might be just being confused.

by omb on Aug 20, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frankly, as soon as the Oregonian declined to attempt to contact/interview Blount or Bellotti (or Byrd or Boyd for that matter), the whole story goes null and void IMO

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is interesting

Apparently the Pac 12 isn’t set in stone yet. Former UCLA Chancellor Chuck Long is attempting to block Pac 10 expansion

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

Now, the Pac-10 is left with the worst of two worlds. Adding Utah and Colorado will do nothing to enhance its TV viability.

Really? Adding two new, large TV markets won’t enhance viewership? Apparently Larry Scott is complete moron then.

Maybe his academic concerns have some validity (I personally don’t care), but the other stuff is horsecrap.

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by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What time is Saturday practice???

Our contingent from Portland is thinking of heading down…

Thanks in advance.

Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...

by Fishdude on Aug 20, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's at 2 PM

Stay tuned cause I think they’re due for a day off any day though

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by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

Oregon has a home and home basketball series with Virginia starting this season.

That’s four confirmed non-conference games: Home vs. Missouri and Portland State, Duke at the Rose Garden, and at Virginia.

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by David Piper on Aug 20, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo. Real football starts tonight.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 20, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

well if you right click on the front page countdown and click play, it'll change to say NOW!

otherwise I think tonight is just NFL preseason. I share your enthusiasm for football. Unless you are saying “real” football meaning soccer.

by runfast on Aug 20, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

High school football maybe?

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by Gorbachav5 on Aug 20, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We got our asses handed to us, 35-6.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 20, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

It started two weeks ago

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by QuackinAK on Aug 20, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Isaac Ropp on 1080 came out and basically said Canzano was full of shit. Couple that with what Moseley and Bellotti, have said, and it doens’t look good for Canzano. Even the journalists are turning on him.

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by David Piper on Aug 20, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The Oregonian is circling the wagons and backing Canzano and his made up unnamed sources

Go figure

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by Matt Daddy on Aug 20, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprising...

I think it would be different if Blount still played for Oregon and this just happened in practice; however, it seems that Canzano is the only one who hasn’t moved on. It seems that the rest of the Oregon media has moved on and is looking forward to writing about the players that will actually play on the field next month. I love how JC hides behind the usual “it’s a story that I can’t ignore” tripe. Are these people really surprised that their medium is dying? They have inarticulate “columnists” (not journalists) writing opinions, but trying to pass them off as a real story with sources. Ridiculous.

For Canznao, though, it won’t go away…his story easily hit over 180 comments within the day, and as long as people continue to give him that kind of attention, he will continue to write these kind of articles. The best we can hope for is that Canzano pulls a Jay Marioti and disses the newspaper industry and leaves to go write for an online outlet.

I haven’t read the comments of his latest post, but I have in the past I wouldn’t be surprised if JC simply responds to everyone’s comments and criticism with lame straw man arguments/rebuttals. What a joke.

The season can’t start soon enough…I wonder how many sources will tell Canzano that LMJ’s recent “tweak” of the knee is actually a torn ACL.

by kolson82 on Aug 20, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news!

From The Onion:

Ochocinco, Owens Preparing Touchdown Celebration Opera

CINCINNATI—Bengals wide receivers Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens reportedly stayed late after practice Tuesday to begin writing the libretto and music for, and start preliminary blocking on, a new touchdown-celebration opera. “Me and T.O. have both been working really hard on these tight arias that really capture the awesome feeling of scoring a touchdown,” said Ochocinco, attaching a Phantom Of The Opera mask to his helmet. “And the Italian lyrics sound so romantic and kind of sexy, not like that German stuff. The good thing about T.O. is that he sings in this rich, full baritone, but he can also go up into head voice and sing in this sweet-ass falsetto. It’s good shit.” Owens, who is currently attempting to secure a block of seats near the end zone for the orchestra, said the touchdown-celebration opera would be two hours and 30 minutes in length, with one short intermission to allow for costume changes.

When I read this article all I could think of was this video.

by JonathanPDX on Aug 20, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish it was true and not the Onion.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Aug 20, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might actually watch the NFL if it was.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might read it and make it true. I could see the two of them reserving 30 seats for their own orchestra.

by JonathanPDX on Aug 20, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a happier, less malicious note, your friday practice re-cap will be up shortly

Spoiler Alert: Matt Daddy will be sooooooo happy.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Cliff Harris had a good day?

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Aug 20, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

That guy was too much. What an idiot.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 20, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

jeez man

I don’t like to put out flaming type insults, but holy crap. That guy just would not stick to facts. He was ridiculous.

And I’ve taken three showers already after defending the Huskies like that. I’m going to need at least two more before I can sleep.

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by David Piper on Aug 20, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, because I know people are wondering

this is in regards to an incident on another blog.

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by David Piper on Aug 20, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was this at?

And what was it in regards to?

by kolson82 on Aug 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mountain West Connection.

Some BYU guy claiming that Washington isn’t significant in Pac-10 history.

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Aug 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was this in connection to 1984?

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy just spew "facts"

But is just plain wrong, no amount of linking to actual facts would deter him. Then when you have refuted everything he has to say he resorts to the ad hominem attack. Very frustrating, not to mention a huge waste of my time.

Yes, 1984 was referenced by him, by saying “that even BYU’s national championship is more recent than anything UW has done.” What an absurd statement, right? I mean where do you start with stuff like that? The answer is that you apparently are supposed to ignore that guy, because he is an idiot.

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by QuackinAK on Aug 21, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's one thing to be a troll and just be antagonistic to get a reaction.

It’s another thing to wax superior when simply arguing from absolute ignorance.

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Aug 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just threw up a little...

I’m listening to the Pardon the Interruption podcast (I like Dan Le Betard…), and Le Betard and Bob Ryan talked about the Blount thing; to introduce the segment on Blount, Bob Ryan says: “John Canzano, a very reputable reporter, from the Oregonian reports…”

Sheesh…I guess I deserve it for listening to PTI, hehe.

by kolson82 on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oregon has shown interest in a Knoxville RB.

Duke, Georgia Tech and Oregon have also expressed interest in Young.

Crazy seeing kids that I used to play youth sports with go on to stuff like this.

The kid is legit. I’d love to see him as a Duck. Check out what he did tonight.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Chip Kelly doesn’t just want to win the Pac-10 at football, he wants an all-world track team too. How many blazing running backs do we need?

by JonathanPDX on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

9

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Aug 21, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

fixed

9 85

We’ll convert the ones that don’t work out to other positions.

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by QuackinAK on Aug 21, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he just won’t go to the Furd…He’s drawn a lot of comparisons to Darren Sproles. I think he’d be a slot receiver as well as a running back.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 21, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another sheep goes missing in Corvallis

Apparently a prize ewe was stolen from the Benton County fair and there is a $5,000 reward. Did anyone check the Oregon State locker room?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 21, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be checking the linemen dorms

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 21, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to Jay Mariotti: Karma’s a b*tch.

http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2009/09/05/to-be-blunt-jail-time-answer-for-blount/

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Aug 21, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Blount fatigue

Seriously though, that article is from last September.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 21, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

Now I get it

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Aug 21, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes its like a fun scavenger hunt of sarcasm.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Aug 21, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You beat me to the punch!

by JonathanPDX on Aug 22, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they debate this on Around the Horn monday.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly

by axemen23 on Aug 21, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

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