Everyone Hates Canzano--Now with Tweets and other incriminating quotes
by axemen23 on Aug 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT
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PrintFigure this is a great way to start the weekend: the Best Of "Beat the shit out of John Canzano's Bald Faced Ass 2010" (plus a couple of the usual suspects defending his sorry ass)
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Stunzeed RT @FauxChipKelly: If Blount ever tried to punch me, I'd crush his soul. If LeGarrette ever tried to punch John Canzano, well... - RT @Stunzeed: @GoDuckYourself I wanna see Rob Mosely beat the shit out of John Canzano. Bet we could fill up Autzen for that fight!
- @johnCanzanoBFT Do you think the football program would give you access to anything you lying hack. Your days are numbered #FireJohnCanzano
- TheRobMorse RT @DuckSportsNow Straight From the Source: Bellotti Tells Canzano To Suck It http://ow.ly/18EZBV about 6 hours ago via Twitterrific
- twitter hashtag #firejohncanzano. Put it into the twitter search bar and you won't be disappointed.
- atqdave Canzano claims to have a tape on the Blount "punch" of Bellotti. Its put up or shut up time, Johnny Boy.
- @TonyDiFrancisco not a single one of Canzano's "sources" ever seem to want to come forward openly. Not much faith in the guy, apparently. about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck
- TonyDiFrancisco But but but, I thought John Canzano has many sources within the Oregon athletic department? @OregonFootball
- @Prehmmr. Canzano reminds me of a 14 year old girl." We get it, you hate the ducks, stop gossiping about them." Lol
- Does everyone have a twitter but me? I see Dave, Jconant, JPDX, TQA8....
- sam12reid23 someone needs 2 hold canzano responsible. most expensive letters to the editor in print journalism
- #FireJohnCanzano RT @TheRobMorse: Newsflash: Canzano's a dirty liar. RT @DuckSportsNow Bellotti: LeGarrette Blount didn't hit me.
- Chaseburgala @SPORTSbyBROOKS John Canzano is a tard. Please stop using his name. I don't want to lose respect for you too.
- @TonyDiFrancisco: Added to the "never saw this coming, what a shocker" database- John Canzano fabricated a story about Oregon.
- @KenGoe: Blockbuster by John Canzano: LeGarrette Blount once slugged Mike Bellotti, http://bit.ly/cYeclE
- dwightjaynes The latest at dwight Blount force… again: I have to tell you, I’m totally on board here with John Canzano on this ... http://bit.ly/9TyCzr
- @JohnCanzanoBFT Source tells me there is archived video footage of Bellotti-Blount incident from two years ago. It was filmed during practice. More to come.
- And finally, John Canzano's email reply to Sportsbybrooks asking about the story:
I stand by the reporting in the column. I now have four sources who were present who tell me the incident went beyond simple pushing and shoving and that Bellotti was accidentally struck in the fray as he stepped in to break it up. The larger, and more important, point of the column related to coaches who were eager to cover for LeGarrette all along. So I guess I’m not totally surprised that Bellotti wants to half-way characterize the incident.
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I log onto twitter once every two weeks to do things such as tweet mean things to Canzano and read Ochocinco’s tweets.
AtQ's Resident Baseball Purist.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't use Twitter
Because I’m not a douchebag.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 20, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
your logic is a little flawed. Twitter is the best place to get news and/or links to news. Follow who you like and, like magic, you get links to articles from places you’d never look. My other option is trying to sort thru the B.S. on MSNBC, CNN or Fox. No thanks. I’d rather be the filter than have someone do it for me. I could care less about following and knowing about people that think anyone cares what they’re eating for dinner or that use it just like Facebook status updates. However, the two best things on Twitter are following Kanye West’s ridiculousness and Jason Whitlock.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
#Twidiot: I had bacon for breakfast, it wuz awesom!!
#Twit: I’m shopping for shoes, you need to know this because I’m important.
#John Canzano: Mike Bellotti and Legarrette Blount used to be Columbian Drug Runners. My super secret double-pinky-swear sources told me so.
#Twat: blah blah blah more stupid twitter crap nobody cares about.
#Axemen23: I’m the most coherent person on this site. WTF?
by JonathanPDX on Aug 21, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
So I’m a douchebag? And Dave? And Trebon? At least I’m a douchebag in great company.
I don't deal in hyperbole.
You can make an argument
His premise might have been “only douchebags use twitter.” However, it might have also been “all douchebags use twitter” which would allow for non-douchebags to use twitter. I’m fairly sure Dave isn’t a douche, but I’m not sure about you yet.
I don’t think it would be “all douchebags use twitter” because he cites his only reason for not using twitter as “I’m not a douchebag”.
Implying that, if it wasn’t a douchebag thing to do, he would use twitter.
However, having met Dave, Jeremy, Dom, as well as other twitter users, I cannot measure their douchebaggery in “popped collars”.
Example:
Here is a douchebag
Here are two douchebags
Here’s a 1.5x douchebag
Here are a couple double douchebags, all the way
Here’s a super douchebag with douchebag fodder; four freaking collars?!?
And King douchebag. He thinks it is funny, but because he goes the extra mile for the popped collar joke, he really does become a major super king douchebag.
The only thing that would be worse is fake new jersey style tan and glue-spiked hair holding a Heineken or Smirnoff Ice.
So Jonathan and I have very different opinions of what makes a douchebag, a douchebag.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
Last picture...
this is a theme party, right? Not real, right? Please someone tell me that’s not real. The horror of it is stealing upon me…my flesh is creeping and I can feel the scream building…
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by David Piper on Aug 23, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Um, you wish it was a theme party
Google Douche bag photos and you will find that crew all over it, plus lots of others.
AAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
They actually look kinda like zombies. Orange, glue-haired, douchebag zombies. Look at their souless eyes.
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They were recruited to the UCLA basketball team
and were selected punished by the Minnesota Timberwolves in the first round of the NBA Draft.
My kingdom for a spellchecker. Or Devin Harris. Hopefully both.
"Right, a ball of hot flaming gas that collapses upon itself." -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Aug 23, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
double douche bag, all the way across my screen!
wooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhohohooooooooooooooo!
I know. I was playing off of it with answers.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
For some reason, I think I still win. ’Cause it means you have to watch a naked dude get tazed out of a three point stance. And that would scar your mind.
Please god
I will wear a Moore jersey and cheer for FBSU all year if there happened to be a “Cops” crew working with the Corvallis PD that night.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I think you’re probably the most excited about the prospect of seeing a fat naked dude get tased… it makes me kinda sick, personally.
… not that there is anything wrong with that.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
… not that there is anything wrong with that.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
by JShufelt on Aug 23, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Seinfeld reference.
AtQ's Resident Baseball Purist.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You're telling me you wouldn't tune in to watch a baver get tased?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
No idea what a “baver” is… is it like an “uck” or something like that? See, I don’t speak fluent Oregonliveforumtrollanese.
Its a meme.
Apparently during the 65-38 Civil War, a couple Beaver fans came to the game. One got kicked out, so they just stood there the rest of the game, with their chests reading “BAVERS.” It has stuck ever since.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Aug 23, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently?
there’s video proof (somewhere)!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Thats why I said apparently.
I missed it during the game, and have yet to see the proof. Why they didnt just kick out the “R” and spell out “BEAVS” is beyond me.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Aug 23, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit, Twitter does have some useful sides. It lets journalists stoop to the level of 11-year-old girls instead of doing their job respectably. It lets millionaire celebrities pretend that they’re just like you, because their agent / marketing director can post things with their name on it.
But for every interesting or amusing Twitter feed, there are at least 5,000 grade A douchebags. The ones who post inane crap because they feel important, or want to tell you what stupid thing they are doing because they feel important, or want to shout their opinions at you because they feel important. It’s the world’s largest and shittiest tree and every day more stupid people carve their worthless babble into the side of it. Sure, maybe one or two carvings are clever, but the rest are only good for one thing: killing a tree.
To me, Twitter is like attending a Justin Bieber concert. Mr. Bieber may have a really great backing band and at least one quality musician on stage that’s really fun to watch. However, as the only adult there you will be surrounded by 19,998 little girls, and Axemen. You could argue your case for being there, that you just want to see that hip keyboard player, but face it: you’ll be lumped in with all the stupid people who think he’s really singing those songs live.
Couldn’t the same case be made for the internet overall?
There are tons of blogs that are terrible. That’s most blogs. Just go to some random blogspot blog. It’s going to suck.
Twitter, you don’t have to follow the douchebags.
I pretty much only follow the ones that I’ve found to be funny like, Shit My Dad Says, Bad Theology, BP Public Relations, and Old Spice. I also follow the AtQ feed, and Moseley.
Do I tweet? Only when I want to interact with one of the people I follow.
Overall, I don’t “get” twitter. 80% of twitter feeds I’ve seen, I don’t care about, or it isn’t anything that can be summarized in 140 characters.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
Right, there are plenty of douchebags on twitter.
Don’t follow them. Follow the people that aren’t douchebags. Simple.
Too complicated.
The days are moving slower as the season approaches.
At this point, I feel like I'm wading through cottage cheese.
by Bill Musgrave on Aug 23, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Who wants to get iced, brah?
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 23, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
the 1.5x douche
i would walk up to and punch in the face, there is no place for that in society. i would go mariotti on his ass in a heartbeat
there was nothing about douches using twitter
i just had no idea so many users had twitter.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Nope
I don’t understand who is talking to whom, need a translater I guess. I think RT means retweet, and @ is the person you are talking to, but beyond that I have trouble following that mess.
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Look
The key to twitter is just don’t follow douchebags. I myself never tweet (no one wants to know that I don’t know what to make for dinner), and I only follow sports columnists (Moseley, Schoeder, Bruce Feldman, Stewart Mandel, etc). Also I follow Barack Obama (because it makes me feel cool to think I’m twitter-buds with the prez) and Weird Al Yankovic, who is hilarious. And of course I follow ATQ on twitter – All the cool kids do you know.
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Twitter, Facebook, etc.
are just an extension of the internet. Which is to say the vast majority of it is a harmless, although completely useless, diversion. Misinformation and non-information are the primary types of information included therein.
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