ATQ fantasy football draft recap. Where Cher rules all.
by axemen23 on Aug 30, 2010 8:09 PM PDT
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Draft positions of Ducks/Beavers
- Jonathan Stewart: 8th overall
- Chad Ochocinco: 9th overall
- Legarrette Blount: 33rd overall
- Ed Dickson: 37th overall
- TJ Hooshyourmama: 57th
- Dennis Dixon: 63rd overall
- Maurice Morris: 129th overall
- Daunte Rosario: 161th overall
- Jordan Kent: 177th overall
- Jeremiah Johnson: 181 overall
- Joey Harrington: 187 overall
- Derek Anderson: 192 overall
Other bullet points of note:
- Dave drafted the wrong Mike Williams. The USC/SEA washout instead of the rookie from Syracuse.
- Tako has a beastly QB combo of Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers. That's not fair.
- PDX apparently has legible proof that I wrote "I'm coming hard after Jstew CaDuck."
- ATQ: Where Cher and fantasy football are a winning combination
- Ben Rothlisberger may be a lot of things, but he isn't going to go by Rothlisberger anymore. Appropriate names are Roofiesberger, Rapistberger, and Dick Head.
Any other funny moments I missed? mention them below
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I did not draft the wrong Mike Williams
I drafted the Mike Williams who has been very good in Seattle camp this year and has a good chance of ending up as a starter there.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Axemen...
When you assume, all you do is make an ass of U and Dave.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 30, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
thing is
he still posted this even after I explained that to him.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Axemen also said something else super homoerotic,
But I cannot remember what it was
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I said the second line of a cher song
after someone said the first
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
He isn’t.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Aug 30, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That draft had so much porn
Even Lary Flint had to turn away.
Here’s the full draft, and I’ve bolded some of the highlights.
Round: 1
(1) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Chris Johnson RB
(2) Free Dixon – Adrian Peterson RB
(3) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Ray Rice RB
(4) Ducks Are Better – Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(5) Win The Day – Steven Jackson RB
(6) Naked Three Point Stance – Frank Gore RB
(7) Human Vuvuzela – DeAngelo Williams RB
(8) San Diego CaDuck – Jonathan Stewart RB
(9) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Chad Ochocinco WR
(10) Go Ducks – Drew Brees QB
(11) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Andre Johnson WR
(12) Team Day to Day – Peyton Manning QB
Round: 2
(13) Team Day to Day – DeSean Jackson WR
(14) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Larry Fitzgerald WR
(15) Go Ducks – Aaron Rodgers QB
(16) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Matt Hasselbeck QB
(17) San Diego CaDuck – Ryan Mathews RB
(18) Human Vuvuzela – Michael Turner RB
(19) Naked Three Point Stance – Rashard Mendenhall RB
(20) Win The Day – Randy Moss WR
(21) Ducks Are Better – Reggie Wayne WR
(22) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Calvin Johnson WR
(23) Free Dixon – Ryan Grant RB
(24) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Shonn Greene RB
Round: 3
(25) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Tom Brady QB
(26) Free Dixon – Brandon Marshall WR
(27) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Roddy White WR
(28) Ducks Are Better – Philip Rivers QB
(29) Win The Day – Beanie Wells RB
(30) Naked Three Point Stance – Greg Jennings WR
(31) Human Vuvuzela – Miles Austin WR
(32) San Diego CaDuck – Matt Schaub QB
(33) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – LeGarrette Blount RB
(34) Go Ducks – Knowshon Moreno RB
(35) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Cedric Benson RB
(36) Team Day to Day – C.J. Spiller RB
Round: 4
(37) Team Day to Day – Ed Dickson TE
(38) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Tony Romo QB
(39) Go Ducks – LeSean McCoy RB
(40) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Justin Forsett RB
(41) San Diego CaDuck – Anquan Boldin WR
(42) Human Vuvuzela – Joe Flacco QB
(43) Naked Three Point Stance – Steve Smith WR
(44) Win The Day – Marques Colston WR
(45) Ducks Are Better – Jamaal Charles RB
(46) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Felix Jones RB
(47) Free Dixon – Dallas Clark TE
(48) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Michael Crabtree WR
Round: 5
(49) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Antonio Gates TE
(50) Free Dixon – Steve Smith WR
(51) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Carson Palmer QB
(52) Ducks Are Better – Jermichael Finley TE
(53) Win The Day – Pierre Thomas RB
(54) Naked Three Point Stance – Jahvid Best RB
(55) Human Vuvuzela – Arian Foster RB
(56) San Diego CaDuck – Percy Harvin WR
(57) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – T.J. Houshmandzadeh WR
(58) Go Ducks – Jeremy Maclin WR
(59) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Joseph Addai RB
(60) Team Day to Day – Ricky Williams RB
Round: 6
(61) Team Day to Day – Reggie Bush RB
(62) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Hines Ward WR
(63) Go Ducks – Dennis Dixon QB
(64) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Vernon Davis TE
(65) San Diego CaDuck – Jason Witten TE
(66) Human Vuvuzela – Donald Driver WR
(67) Naked Three Point Stance – Eli Manning QB
(68) Win The Day – Mike Wallace WR
(69) Ducks Are Better – Matt Forte RB
(70) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Dez Bryant WR
(71) Free Dixon – Brett Favre QB
(72) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Steve Breaston WR
Round: 7
(73) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Brandon Jacobs RB
(74) Free Dixon – Jay Cutler QB
(75) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Jets D/ST D/ST
(76) Ducks Are Better – Wes Welker WR
(77) Win The Day – Kevin Kolb QB
(78) Naked Three Point Stance – Visanthe Shiancoe TE
(79) Human Vuvuzela – Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(80) San Diego CaDuck – Ronnie Brown RB
(81) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Ravens D/ST D/ST
(82) Go Ducks – Dwayne Bowe WR
(83) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Tony Gonzalez TE
(84) Team Day to Day – Hakeem Nicks WR
Round: 8
(85) Team Day to Day – Steelers D/ST D/ST
(86) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Donovan McNabb QB
(87) Go Ducks – Braylon Edwards WR
(88) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Mike Sims-Walker WR
(89) San Diego CaDuck – Malcom Floyd WR
(90) Human Vuvuzela – Pierre Garcon WR
(91) Naked Three Point Stance – Michael Bush RB
(92) Win The Day – Brent Celek TE
(93) Ducks Are Better – Marion Barber RB
(94) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Chris Cooley TE
(95) Free Dixon – Santana Moss WR
(96) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Matt Ryan QB
Round: 9
(97) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Packers D/ST D/ST
(98) Free Dixon – Thomas Jones RB
(99) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Zach Miller TE
(100) Ducks Are Better – Terrell Owens WR
(101) Win The Day – Vikings D/ST D/ST
(102) Naked Three Point Stance – Santonio Holmes WR
(103) Human Vuvuzela – Bernard Berrian WR
(104) San Diego CaDuck – Saints D/ST D/ST
(105) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Ryan Longwell K
(106) Go Ducks – Donald Brown RB
(107) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Darren Sproles RB
(108) Team Day to Day – Vince Young QB
Round: 10
(109) Team Day to Day – Vincent Jackson WR
(110) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Robert Meachem WR
(111) Go Ducks – LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(112) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Kellen Winslow TE
(113) San Diego CaDuck – Matthew Stafford QB
(114) Human Vuvuzela – Jerome Harrison RB
(115) Naked Three Point Stance – Ben Roethlisberger QB
(116) Win The Day – Clinton Portis RB
(117) Ducks Are Better – Derrick Mason WR
(118) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Devery Henderson WR
(119) Free Dixon – Lee Evans WR
(120) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Mike Williams WR
Round: 11
(121) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Laurence Maroney RB
(122) Free Dixon – Darren McFadden RB
(123) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Montario Hardesty RB
(124) Ducks Are Better – Chad Henne QB
(125) Win The Day – Johnny Knox WR
(126) Naked Three Point Stance – Owen Daniels TE
(127) Human Vuvuzela – Mark Sanchez QB
(128) San Diego CaDuck – Nate Kaeding K
(129) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Maurice Morris RB
(130) Go Ducks – Fred Jackson RB
(131) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Eagles D/ST D/ST
(132) Team Day to Day – Eddie Royal WR
Round: 12
(133) Team Day to Day – Antwaan Randle El WR
(134) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Garrett Hartley K
(135) Go Ducks – Steve Slaton RB
(136) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Cadillac Williams RB
(137) San Diego CaDuck – Alex Smith QB
(138) Human Vuvuzela – Mike Williams WR
(139) Naked Three Point Stance – Brian Westbrook RB
(140) Win The Day – Kenny Britt WR
(141) Ducks Are Better – 49ers D/ST D/ST
(142) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Kevin Smith RB
(143) Free Dixon – Cowboys D/ST D/ST
(144) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Greg Olsen TE
Round: 13
(145) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Jerricho Cotchery WR
(146) Free Dixon – Heath Miller TE
(147) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Jason Campbell QB
(148) Ducks Are Better – Leon Washington RB
(149) Win The Day – Golden Tate WR
(150) Naked Three Point Stance – Texans D/ST D/ST
(151) Human Vuvuzela – Mason Crosby K
(152) San Diego CaDuck – Giants D/ST D/ST
(153) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Tim Hightower RB
(154) Go Ducks – Bengals D/ST D/ST
(155) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Kyle Orton QB
(156) Team Day to Day – Rob Gronkowski TE
Round: 14
(157) Team Day to Day – David Akers K
(158) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Chester Taylor RB
(159) Go Ducks – Louis Murphy WR
(160) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Devin Aromashodu WR
(161) San Diego CaDuck – Dante Rosario TE
(162) Human Vuvuzela – John Carlson TE
(163) Naked Three Point Stance – Rob Bironas K
(164) Win The Day – David Garrard QB
(165) Ducks Are Better – Rashad Jennings RB
(166) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Laurent Robinson WR
(167) Free Dixon – Stephen Gostkowski K
(168) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Lawrence Tynes K
Round: 15
(169) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Devin Hester WR
(170) Free Dixon – Correll Buckhalter RB
(171) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Shayne Graham K
(172) Ducks Are Better – Neil Rackers K
(173) Win The Day – Jacoby Jones WR
(174) Naked Three Point Stance – Jay Feely K
(175) Human Vuvuzela – Anthony Dixon RB
(176) San Diego CaDuck – Robbie Gould K
(177) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Jordan Kent WR
(178) Go Ducks – Dustin Keller TE
(179) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Austin Collie WR
(180) Team Day to Day – Dolphins D/ST D/ST
Round: 16
(181) Team Day to Day – Jeremiah Johnson RB
(182) Tod durch Mord-Enten – Kevin Boss TE
(183) Go Ducks – Matt Prater K
(184) Nate Costa’s Sure hands – Dwayne Jarrett WR
(185) San Diego CaDuck – Jeremy Shockey TE
(186) Human Vuvuzela – Broncos D/ST D/ST
(187) Naked Three Point Stance – Joey Harrington QB
(188) Win The Day – Adam Vinatieri K
(189) Ducks Are Better – Sidney Rice WR
(190) Don’t Fear The Reapers – Javon Ringer RB
(191) Free Dixon – Matt Cassel QB
(192) Kenny Wheaton’s Gonna Score – Derek Anderson QB
why is Ryan Longwell bolded?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
A guy in my draft took a Kicker in the 6th Round
And surprisingly, he has the best team.
September 4th, 4:45 PM, ESPN
Without knowing the scoring system, kickers are usually the top scoring players in the NFL… it seams smart to take one early, after you get your QB and RB, and defense…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
The thing is the scoring difference is extremely minimal.
And there is really no way to predict the high scoring kicker. So they are basically all the same, so you can just wait to the last round and get the same quality as Longwell in round 9 and get a nice bench position play instead.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
I like my wideouts — Andre and Fitz — but the rest of my team is a big suck sandwich.
Tony Romo? What was I thinking?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
you drafted him right when i wanted him
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I was after Flacco. Then I was after Henne. Somehow I wound up with Kolb.
by JonathanPDX on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be interested in trading Henne
I hit you up in a more appropriate setting.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Im thinking of a new team name...maybe...
with me drafting Ray Rice…maybe I should change my team name to ‘Rice, Rice Baby’
Ducks, Skins, Rays, and Blazers
I had to change mine.. nobody got it. axemen23 kept calling me “Tod”.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
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