OPEN THREAD: College Football Opening Night
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Yay for football!!!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Sep 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I kinda like Alabama
kinda hate Lou Holtz
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by My Name is Bryce on Sep 2, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Thank god almighty!
I missed it so much!
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 2, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Crap. Football season has started and I’m still at work. What is wrong with this country?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I tend to blame Skip Belly
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by My Name is Bryce on Sep 2, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I am actually using vacation days for this week
It wasn’t just for football, but that was at least half the reason I chose this week for vacation.
Pitt and Utah seems to be the only game that interests me tonight. I’ll check out USC and OSU but they’ll most likely blow out there opponents.
Don't b surprised if Hawaii makes a game of this.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I miss Keith Jackson
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by My Name is Bryce on Sep 2, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Psh, you call that a zone read Spurrier?
-Chip Kelly
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I feel like a crack addict
that’s just been given their first hit after a long week and I have $20 bucks in my pocket that I’m going to use this weekend.
Yay crack Football!!! I am happy
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It's almost like...
you are Addicted to quack…
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by CaDuck on Sep 2, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve got a good feeling that Southern Miss wins this one.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
Yep. I blew that one.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, no Dwight Dasher gives me no reason to pay attention to MTSU/Minnesota.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
God South Carolima sucks on offense
Once again.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Stephen Garcia doing what he does best,
Not throwing the ball away
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YAY, that's the best offensive play of the day for South Car.
A stupid penalty.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ugh, DeVier Posey/TP2 flashback.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
Tori Gurley is such a great football name.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Nice power rush by Lattimore.
Looked pretty darn good.
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I sure hope so,
I have heard from many students that the online process is a crazy and frenzied scramble to get tickets. I will definitely try to get to as many games as possible.
I have seen Oregon play on the road twice, so I can hardly wait to watch a game in Autzen.
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It should be fun to meet the whole ATQ tailgate group.
I am looking forward to that opportunity.
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Don’t worry CaDuck, quinn will tell you he’s going to be there and he’ll meet you for the first time, but he’ll never actually do it.
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Is there some sort of story behind this?
Like a Shufelt forgot the beer type thing?
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Quinn forgot himself?
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re the only one in here who seems outwardly angry even though the season has started. Bittersweet time for you, eh?
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you'll think i'm nuts
but I think WSU’s gonna take OSU deep into the game.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Oh my God, Stephen Garcia just Masoli’d that DB.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
That was a sweet run by Garcia
TD SOUTH CAROLINA!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Garcia just kind of Masoli'd that DB en route to a TD. Wow
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Oh my God, Stephen Garcia just Masoli’d that DB.
Wow, Garcia looked like Masoli there.
Garcia just kind of Masoli’d that DB en route to a TD. Wow
Sigh.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
I would say more so Lance Mitchell'd.
The DB didnt get put down on his ass, he just got humiliated. It was actually a lot like the Lance Mitchell/Masoli play.
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I love how Justin.TV has pretty much every single college game going on tonight, yet MLB games are never on there. Damn MLB Advanced Media nazis!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
HA HA HA HA
Marshall blocks an OSU field goal, returns it for a TD.
Ha ha ha ha
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
WTF how'd Ohio State score so fast?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Uh, they’re playing Marshall
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
OT, but another domino drops
The NCAA has ruled Alabama defensive end Marcell Dareus ineligible for two games for accepting improper benefits.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I would assume the first two
so the penn st. game….
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Penn State is still going to get killed.
It’s an awful sign when JoePa is starting a true freshman at QB
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MVP Cast has So. Miss/USC., Marshall/OSU, and Pitt/Utah.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitt doesn't play till 5:30 right?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
In that case, the game started almost 3 hours ago
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
you in Eugene yet?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I think it's now justified to post this.

h/t Takimoto
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Gah! Blocked at work.
That’s it, I’m going home. Screw the rat race.
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Go Gorby!
Fuck the Man.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
This has to be the ultimate homoerotic comment ever posted.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ahem,
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
is it too late to trade Seastrunk for Lattimore?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
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"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anybody draft the Minnesota fullback Hoese in their respective college drafts? Yeah, didn’t think so…
I don't do college fantasy leagues
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Ray Ray Armstrong pick 6!
And awesome name too
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CGB wins again
Today is the start of Pac10 Football season! Tomorrow is the start of bowl-eligible Pac10 football season!
by Brian Floyd on Sep 2, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I love you if this is true.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Classy.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah sorry
i’ll take a deep breath and try again.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Where are you watching that?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh ok. It’s not on NFL network and I don’t see it anywhere else. Thanks.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this idea.
it was a great throw.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
So do we have a dixon/CFB dual thread right now?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
gah reply fail/
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Dion Lewis is such an impressive back.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
he's my darkhorse heisman candidate
and I doubt i’m the only one.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I have to disagree with the Lucky Noodle
The food is good enough, but last time I was in there I ordered Maker’s Mark, on the rocks. The bill came: Maker’s Mark – $4.00. Rocks – $.50. Yeah, they charged me for the f*ing rocks. I haven’t been back.
And the service is the poorest in Eugene.
A few years back we went there for dinner and it took 90 minutes to get our food. Disgruntled but not defeated, we went back a few months later. Another 90 minutes with not so much as a glass of water. Frustrated, we vowed not to go back there for dinner. We went a few months after that for breakfast, when no one was in there. Shouldn’t be a problem, right? It took over an hour to get our breakfast. Didn’t even offer to pay for it. Never going back again.
My yoke is heavy.
With all due respect, if you sat at a table for an hour and a half and didn’t get a glass of water, that one’s on you. Why didn’t you leave sooner? Is the food that good?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I don't get why Track Town is on there
Good atmosphere, but there’s much better pizza in Eugene
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
on the other hand
I chuckle at the thought of Bruce Feldman and Ted Miller pounding back beers @ Taylors.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
glad to see Beppe & Gianni’s is still there and good quality, was my favorite restaurant when I lived in Eugene 10 years ago.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
yeah but he makes awesome food
so its all good.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
All great restauranteurs are assholes.
I think it’s in the job description.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I was disappointed to see John Henry’s but not the Horsehead. The best downtown bar, imho, and maybe best overall in Eugene.
I guess I should have written in.
Do like Sam Bonds, but it makes all kinds of sense that it wouldn’t make a Football blog.
by omb on Sep 2, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Dixon has been taken out in for Charlie Batch
should we see this as a good sign that they want to save him for next week?
Leftwich is out with a left knee.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Didn't we recruit Lattimore?
Because that guy looks pretty good.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Dude, it’s Southern Miss.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be nice to see Utah score here.
A whole quarter without points. The last time I saw that was UCLA/UO last season (I think that is correct)
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and the Oregon-Arizona game will be on CSN-NW tonight @ 7
I know what I’m watching when the USC game gets out of hand.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
So I was searching the Internet for Ducks jerseys and I happened upon this...

Anyone know why Shania Twain would be wearing a Joey Harrington jersey?
P.S. – I put a subject line so the curmudgeons can close the comment.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
I have it. It’s getting worn out bad though so I now use it very sparingly. Bought it over the phone and had my dad ship it to me in Japan so I could wear it while watching the Fiesta Bowl!
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Joey was awesome
and then he got drafted by the Lions.
That year Nike was doing some serious product placement. There was a Harrington jersey worn on some pretty big TV show by a main character—ER, I think.
Also...
I was watching a video of The Dolomites back in March (a gypsy folk band from Japan) and the lead guy was also wearing a Joey jersey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pBnDy1lm8
WSU isn’t playing yet.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
You aren’t missing much. Versus announcing crew is bidding for the Hall of Fame of Suck. Especially the halftime group.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I’d love to see Utah spank Pitt. Represent the Pac 12 strong Utes!!
Damnit, INT
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http://www.mvpcast.com has it.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
sad.
also, I’m concerned about the lack of comments since i left almost an hour ago. Is everyone just waiting for USC?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Don’t get excited. It’ll b just like that damned Aliotti to let them get back in the game. Even if we to up by, oh, 14.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
We'd better hope that we don;t start the half really slow,
And watch our offense stagnate for a while
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Is this the CSN feed? ESPNU had Mush and Herbie’s call on last week. Quite the contrast.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hope Nate is keeping his hands warm.
Also: The air looks heavy. Flint might have a hard time getting the ball over the crossbar on long attempts.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Admit it. He’s just like a big lollipop to you.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I heard the field crew brought in extra ladders for this game. Nobody is quite sure why or how they are going to be needed.
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Interestingly,
I heard a rumor that the crew has decided not to run a bottle check this game.
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Utah has crewed up so many punts this evening.
It is honestly ridiculous how bad their special teams has been.
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Utah plays great defense on a third and goal.
Go Utes!
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I think we need to invite USC fans over to our thread. Their’s seems a little empty
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That seems about right
I heard that they only have about twelve fans right now, you know, because of the bowl ban.
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You cant even figure out what the score is based off of their thread.
That is really saying it all. As far as I know, neither USC or Hawaii has not scored
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Probably because the game hasn’t started yet.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that makes sense.
I was convinced that the game started quite a while ago actually. MY MISUNDERSTANDING IS SURELY SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Stupid ESPN with their STUPID East Coast times on their website and commercials.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Once Utah’s in the Pac-10, can we get them a Nike contract and maybe work on another school color? They’re not as bad as Fresno State for the Unending Sea of Angry Red, but that’s not saying much.
Under Armor uni's are lame compared to Nike uniforms.
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Poor Bavers. Put together some MSPaint evidence in a FanShot of the mysterious missing E in B_EAVERS from the 2008 Civil War.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
*B_AVERS
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he had to pee or something.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Maybe. It was just hilarious to me that the cameras showed them. My friend that was going to OS at the time said he got hammered and got throw out. Still hilarious to me.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have to explain yourself to anybody, MCD.
That story is AWESOME.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
MCD, you’re like one of those conspiracy freaks with the zapruder film trying to find the evidence with this BAVERS thing.
I love the fact that you’re not giving up until you get the evidence you’re looking for.
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Every once in a while I’ll get bored and think “someone HAS to have included this in the 100’s of Civil War videos”. The funny thing is that I didn’t find either of those on any of keeerrrttt1’s 2000+ videos.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Kalini Sitake does not look like a man to be messed with.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
I have to admit, I’m extremely curious to see how USC looks.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
Too bad we wont really be able to tell all that well against Hawaii...
Unless they lose. Then that really says something. It would be epic if USC lost.
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Even if it’s close. I’m kind of looking at their execution, discipline…stuff like that. Since hiring Kiffin I want see how that kind of stuff looks.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're right,
We will probably see a lot more in this game than I initially gave it credit for. Too bad we will have to see Lane Kiffin’s face all over the sideline.
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I agree. I’m interested to see how their D looks under Kiffin Sr.
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I’m curious to see what you think about their D. Specifically, I remember you talking at some point about how our O is the type of offense that Kiffin’s D struggles with, so I’m curious what your thoughts are on that point.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s JShu adn jtlight, they knows way more about O than I do and how it will effect Kiffin’s Tampa 2 style. Personally, I looking for the same thing you are, discipline, execution, schemes.
It will be interesting to see how he matches Hawaii’s spread.
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I'm curious about depth.
assuming USC blows it open, how does the depleted depth look.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
That may be an issue this season,
But two or three seasons down the road, they will have NO depth
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They have like 67 scholly players right now or something. I’m not sure how many are allowed to travel to Hawaii, but they don’t have a lot of depth, that’s for sure.
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I think Dion Lewis reminds me more of Kenjon than LaMichael. Is that completely crazy?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
I think he’s less phyiscal than Quizz, but a bit faster.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a pretty good comparison.
Quizz is definitely much better at pass catching though
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he's his own back
neither LMJ or Kenjon has the true power that Lewis has. He’s a prototypical NFL back.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Yeah, but I’m saying that he’s more reminiscent of Kenjon…just my crazy opinion, though.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Maurice Jones-Drew can do it. Ray Rice can do it.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
and he reminds me of Ray Rice
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
That’s not “prototypical NFL back” though.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh..you mean Woody?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions


I don’t see it. At all.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My bad.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Subject Line
dammit quinn.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Does Ricky Heimuli’s brother play DT for Utah?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I think it is him. Ricky's a mormon and Latu has one brother according to his profile at utahutes.com.
My yoke is heavy.
God, how awesome would it be if Hawai’i shocked USC?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
That chant was scary.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
Rainbow Warriors
thats how
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Ah, ESPN gained a little respect back for me
when they showed the Kiffin Douche montage.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Shelly Smith-a face made for radio.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Kiffin has a counterpart. And it’s a man.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
Well that doesn't surprise me
Same-sex unions aren’t legal in Hawaii yet.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Hawai’i’s logo is awesome.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
that QB reminds me of Jmas
sigh
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Yup, I’m a stickler for dark green.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That a sick hookup. Go Moniz.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
http://espn.go.com/espn3/index
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
It’s on ESPN.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure why, but ESPN3 does not work with my ISP.
I have no idea why.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
You can’t watch on tWWL?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The World Wide Leader
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Ah,
No. I dont have access to a TV right now.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The World Wide Leader.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
good thing the TV here has PIP
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
you're complaining about this?
Do you remember what yesterday felt like
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
so dark....cold.....
dammit Matt I just had a relapse.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Or the 8+ months before yesterday?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess Utah’s defense shut the doubters up tonight.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
I like that Hawai’i stretches the defence early.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
so Hawaii streches trojans?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
FUUUUUMBLEEE
damn.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Upset.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
thats easy
upset. Fuck Kiffin. Fuck USC, they can’t get us BCS money this year anyway.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Alright, I'll be the first to say it in 2010
Matt Barkley reads Twilight!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Mark Sanchez goes to Bieber concerts.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of
anyone want Sanchez at a severe discount in the ATQ league?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
It’s so bizarre to me that Utah wasn’t ranked in the preseason top 25. Once again, an example of how stupid preseason rankings are.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
interesting
USC had no live tackling in Fall Camp
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
24-20?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I would assume they'd go to 2
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Utah’s still up. Good.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Baxter is suspended for tonight’s game, right? I want to see him play.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
It’s such a joke that Kiffin didn’t at least suspend Havili for tonight’s game. Breaking a guy’s jaw is just unacceptable.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Why didn’t we get Lametrius Davis?
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
You think that name is epic?! You must not live in the South.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure dont.
The most radical name you will find here is Toby.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
I have a theory
you should practice tackling if you’re Hawaii before facing USC
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Yeah, uh, Hawai’i is going to get humiliated.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
not if USC tries to rip off our 2 point conversion play
and fails
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
the coverage wasn't bad
the tackling was god awful
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I like Barkley throwing deep out routes. Harris is going to have a field day picking those off
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
You mean Gildon?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, did you really go for 2, Kiffin? What a smug, classless bitch. Glad it failed.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Kiffin, but I have to ask: when Chip goes for 2 like against Cal last year after the first TD we scored, do you think he’s classless too?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
we were decided underdogs going into the Cal game.
USC’s gona win this by 30
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
So you are saying that if you go for 2 with a 6-0 score, it’s classless if you are a favorite, but not if you are dog, even if you win 42-3?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
we weren't planning on winning 42-3
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
It’s 6-0 right now.
I can’t believe I’m defending Kiffin. I need to take a shower now.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You need a Hazmat team to clean you off now
A simple shower won’t do.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Seriosly though. I wonder if Michigan thought about going for 2 after their first score against App State and decided not to because they were a favorite.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s a significant difference in going for 2 against a team that you’re going to smoke, and going for 2 in a game to make a big statement momentum-wise against a team that you’re an underdog to.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't see it because we jumped to Pitt and Utah, was it swinging gate or going for 2 out of snap?
My yoke is heavy.
swinging gate
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
If it was swinging gate, I don't really care.
We’ll probably do it too against UNM. It’s just something teams do after their first score.
My yoke is heavy.
That doesn’t make it the right thing to do.
Just my opinion.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think Michigan took it easy in the 1st quarter against App State because they planned on winning by 50?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I disagree. If you are already up big I can see that.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Kiffin isn’t sure about that whole smoking thing.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
HAHA! “The Men of Troy are BACK”.
Really? Because they scored a touchdown on Hawaii?
“We talked about no tackline in practice. I think we just saw the results of THAT”.
Really? A WR stiffarms a DB for a TD and that’s somehow a byproduct of not tackling in practice?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
To all of your points,
Yeah, Duh! Of course not being tackled leads to broken tackles on offense!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
So I tune in to watch football for the first time all season, and USC scores a touchdown on the softest pass defense I’ve seen since Washington was at Arizona State. And this merits a “The Men of Troy are BACK”
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
Welcome back to the Wonderful World of Football Shu
too bad it’s on ESPN
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
If you are Bob Davie, yes.
That guy is the king of overreacting.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
The surf is amazing right now in Hawaii! Holy crap!
I hope that swell hits home!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Totally epic, brah.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy just said Rainbow Warriors…. Is it just the warriors or the rainbow warriors..?
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
I just asked CC what they thought about the “classy 2 point conversion attempt.” This should go swimmingly.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
have fun getting banned
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I mind as well make it 2 for 2 in the Pac-10 LA school blogs.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see how it's anything of a big deal.
I’d be more surprised if we ourselves didn’t go for 2 on the swinging gate this Saturday. It’s just a gadget play. I don’t think it’s a dick move at all.
My yoke is heavy.
Not a big deal at all.
If the D is willing to give you an extra extra point, it’s stupid not to take it.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
What's YOUR deal?
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah....finally home
USC vs. Hawaii in HD…check
Mirror Pond….check
Total happiness….double check
P.S. Those announcers are really sweaty. It’s gross.
ATQ's #1 Bill Musgrave, benzduck and Matt Daddy fan
i'm 3 years away from drinking beer on opening day
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
No, 4
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not surprised that Bob Davie is getting all hot and sweaty watching Barkley play...
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Ah..finally home
USC vs. Hawaii in crappy stream…check
Rum and ice…check
Total happiness…double check
P.S. Those announcers are really annoying still.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Looks like USC hasn’t fixed their “we can’t stop the zone read” problem. That should go well for them this year
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
I like this idea
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I was just thinking the same thing. And they are “struggling with the tempo”. So basically a team that does some of the things we do, 75% as good as we do them, is having success. Me like.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
GO HAWAI’IIIIII
DOUBLERAINBOW WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
ALL THE WAY
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
RIGHT IN THE RED ZONE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah! Thats was almost a triple Rainbow Warrior
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Nice tackling!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Great run by Hawaii.
I dont think that I have ever typed that before…
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Pitt has the ball in Utah territory after a horrible Utah punt. Two and a half left, Pitt trails 24-21.
My yoke is heavy.
What a nice route that was by Pollard. Perfect timing from their QB too.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
If Hawaii scores they shouldn't go for two
that would just be classless
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
Woo, banned from Conquest Chronicles!!!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
I was watching
you tried to get that, you stinker
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
If only I gave a flying shit.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Already? Did you JUST get banned from BruinsNation too? You are on fire!
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
can he get banned from here too
might as well make it a trifecta.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
No, but I’m sure no one would mind if you were.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Estoy en fuego!
I was banned from BN a couple weeks ago. It was probably long overdue (in their minds, anyway).
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t bragging about getting banned on a blog (other than BN) kind of like bragging about being an asshole?
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
If I’m getting banned for asking what they thought about what I perceive to be a pretty classless move, it’s no sweat off of my back.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No but being a donkey on other people’s blog sheds a bad light on our blog and Duck fans on a whole. Keep that in mind when you’re being an ass.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
Please, tell me how I was being an ass.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
A donkey is an ass. Loop closed.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You basically went on to Conquest Chronicles looking to get banned or pick a fight. You knew from the moment that you posted that comment it was not going to go well, and yet you decided to do it anyway.
Think about what you would think if Lear Pilot or a husky or Baver fan came on here and instigated something with us about CK being classy. You’d probably think the guy was being an ass.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
didn't I get banned when I went and raised ruckus on UWdawgpound?
I want fair treatment!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
but he went intentionally trying to be an ass on another blog
have I done that since I learned my lesson?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
go look at the comment thread over there
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
sorry, i'm just a little on edge
football starting and all…Seriously though, go check the comment thread over there for yourself. it’s not like he was “asking what they thought” he was totally going for the ban
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Really? I wasn’t?
Don’t put words in my mouth. If you want to piss me off, that’s a surefire way to do so.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, that was my comment
You basically went on to Conquest Chronicles looking to get banned or pick a fight
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
If CK goes for it after the first touchdown vs. UNM, it would be classless, and you would see no argument towards the contrary from me.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If you think that coaches even think about whether or not they’re favored in their decision to go for 2 on a swinging gate, then I don’t know how many ways to tell you you’re wrong.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Sep 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That’s my point. It shouldn’t even cross their mind. Save that for practice.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Or something.
That should speak enough right there.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
Like it was unprovoked.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you effing serious?
You’re the one that did the initial provoking!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
I asked their opinion on a coaching move. Granted, I did throw my opinion in there, but that’s just me..expressing how I felt about it.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew they wouldn’t like it. So? I told them how I thought, and I knew I could be heading towards a ban. Like I said, it doesn’t bother me one bit.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. I told them how I felt about their coach making a dick move. If that’s being an ass, I’m a giant ass. So be it.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you didnt back it with anythign
you went in there to pick a fight.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
this.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
You represented well with your jovial reaction to Leftwich’s injury.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you do realize thats not the same at all
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Yeah, yours was worse.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, give it a rest.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll do that when Kiffin does.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You think it’s classless. You and axemen. Does that tell you anything at all? TQA, I know you are clearly passionate about this. But to say it like it’s FACT when only 2 people agree with it is wrong. If you say “I think it’s classless” that’s one thing.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hell I backed off it
that SHOULD tell you something
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Do you know the story of CV3000? If you don’t think 1 fan can make his entire fan base look stupid, you are mistaken.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You basically went on to Conquest Chronicles looking to get banned or pick a fight. You knew from the moment that you posted that comment it was not going to go well, and yet you decided to do it anyway.
Think about what you would think if Lear Pilot or a husky or Baver fan came on here and instigated something with us about CK being classy. You’d probably think the guy was being an ass.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
You realize Chip did the same thing against UW last year, right?
Seriously, the swinging gate isn’t unclassy.
We didn’t know going into the game that we were going to smoke UW.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just gonna say
You’re pulling an axemen here, digging in deep.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever. If people don’t agree with me, I can’t control that. I’m stubborn. I stick to my guns. That’ll be the death of me at some point, but whatever.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I also love telling the opposition what I think about their stupid decision. Once again, one of my bad traits.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just realize that as a Duck fan your “stubbornness and stick to itness” will sometimes look bad on other blogs and other fans.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
And absolutely NO COACH will ever go into a game knowing they are going to smoke a team.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
We were a favorite. How big of a favorite do you need to be in order to not be able to go for 2?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. You are acting like he should ASSUME he’s going to win after the first touchdown.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Which in fact
would be the dick move.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You know which coaches ASSUME they are going to win? The ones who lose to a team they shouldn’t.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you guys feel about that classy 2 point conversion?
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. Or something.
I’m terrified.
yeah, you were after the ban
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Take your fucking nose out of this. When you gain a smidge of authority on here, I might listen.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to take a breather here
Maybe just watch some games and sit the next few plays out.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
This seems like a pretty good time to reiterate the fact that we won’t allow ATQ members to troll other boards.
You were trolling tonight, and that is a violation of the ATQ user guidelines. This reflects terribly on our community and fanbase, and will not be tolerated.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Hawaii's QB looks exactly like ASU's QB,
Samson Scagaliettiorwhateverhisnameis
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
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"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
ok back to pitt
lets go UTAH
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Uh oh, Pitt looks like they are driving.
And Jordan Wynn is having a few composure issure right now. C’mon Utes!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Anyone else scared by the Fusion ProGlide commercials?
They seem like they’re trying to be funny at first, then you realize they’re actually serious.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
Illegal Shift
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Whew. Thankfully.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you rooting for Pitt?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
not personally
but a great game on opening night is always fun
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Why do you think I was asking you?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Utah just gave up a big pass,
Pitt is in decent shape to pull this off
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Wait, why are the Utah students not on the sidelines?
I feel like I should say something smart.
by Jayon on Sep 2, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
ParagonSC is “not in the mood to deal with me tonight.” Poor guy.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
USC's driving again
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Should I start my "Barkley for Heisman" campaign?
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
here we go
Pitt’s got a chance for a game-tier
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
If Hutchins misses this…
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Nevermind.
24-24.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
money
and the clock never started…
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
One hell of a treat for CFB fans on opening night at Rice-Eccles.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
WOW!!!!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
THEY CALLED TIMEOUT AGAIN AND HE MISSED!!!
HE’LL GET A 3RD SHOT
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
What happened?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Triple Smirnoff
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HE MISSED IT!!! HE MISSED IT!!!!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Timeout called before the miss. WOW.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
meanwhile
TD USC
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Kyle Whittingham has always been an asshole. He kept calling timeout last year against us right before our big plays too.
My yoke is heavy.
…That’s not being an assole. Icing the kicker is commonplace.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Albeit, not a very smart one.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Incredible. He makes it on the 3rd try.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Well, "icing the kicker" came back and bit Utah in the ass.
I’ve always hated that anyways
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
icing him once worked.
icing him twice didn’t.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Considering there’s no way to know if it even actually works. Advertisers love it though.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Icing the Kicker
now sponsored by Rainer Beer
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
USC went for two again… Then made it.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
going twice IS being an ass.
I dare anyone to disagree
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
they wanted to make up for the miss so then it would be 14.
i think
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
I disagree. Why would you go for 1 up 12-3?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
If you’re axemen23 it makes perfect sense.
Embrace the mystery.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
USC is going to roll
but I still like the fact that Hawaii sliced them up on that last drive.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
if they score again
they’ll be interestingly close.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Lane Kiffin is definitely doing everything in his power to run up the score.
He wants USC’s stats to be as scary as possible.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
against Hawaii?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Again…do you think Michigan thought that against App State. You are acting like it’s 100% for sure that it’ll be a blow out.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and you're not?
For all the bravado, it’s still Hawaii
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Nope. I think almost every coach will play normal until they get up big enough to let off the gas.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
It’s the very beginning of the game. It’s a one fricking point swing when it’s 6-0.
My yoke is heavy.
If they are going for 2 when they are up by 3 TD’s I’ll join into the Kiffin-hate. Like I need a reason to do that.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It isn’t about the score. It’s about what you do and don’t do if you want to be respected as a coach.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Then why is it okay for CK to go for 2 up 6-0 if it’s not about the score?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You just don’t do that against a clearly lesser team. It’s an unwritten rule.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
An unwritten rule that only you and axemen know about? The unwritten rule is not running up the score. Going from 6-0 to 8-0 or going from 12-3 to 14-3 is not running up the score.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I highly doubt that Chip only goes for 2 in games in which he’s an underdog.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Weren’t they in the Sugar Bowl a few years back?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Probably,
That makes more sense than my anti-Kiffin theory.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Most coaches play their normal strategy until the blowout is on. Nothing is for sure, especially in college football.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The posts are moving fast, is it time to wake up and start caring?
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
The off season has made us fucking soft. GET IN THE GAME MUSGRAVE!
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody, get your opening week posting blunders out of your system now.
It gets serious in week two, I don’t want to see any illogical streams of thought, nor misplaced pronouns, let’s get serious posters.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
do we get daily doubles Bill?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I have a non-transparent, inconsistant punishment pattern, watch the hell out.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What about reply failing?
It’s kinda my go-to move, without it I’m nothing.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a trick play. Seven points, every time.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the Chip Kelly of reply failure.
axemen23: the human vuvuzela
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
intercepted!!
Utah will win!!!
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
hopefully
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
It is... INTERCEPTED!! INTERCEPTED!! THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!!
Amidoingitrite?
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!!!
(For Utah)
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
USC looks like they are having tons of trouble stopping runningbacks from spread formations.
I cannot wait to watch LMJ, Barner and co play USC!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
INT UTAH!!!!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Intercepted? I wasnt sure if he was in bounds
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
def. inbounds
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
it just happened fast
did you see the replay?
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
Once they showed a replay,
It became pretty clear that he was in bounds
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
FG by pitt x3
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Pitt knows whats coming and still cant stop the Utah run game
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
ya they should have
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
We STUFFED Asiata last year.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
thats what i thought too
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Looks like they are playing for the FG
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Everyone gets 3 chances, right?
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
how many TO's in OT?
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
And the Wannstache says “ice this.”
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 8:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
pheww that was slose to a miss.
GO UTAH!
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
I knew that Pitt was overrated coming into this season.
SING IT WITH ME GORBY! OVER RATED!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
yes.
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
I would say so,
They were unranked and knocked off a top-15 program at home in the season opener.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Dear Hawaii,
Please Tackle
Sincerely
Everybody
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
but...
tackle inbounds please.
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS
I miss the offseason.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
Ha ha. Yes, it is. I fucking hate myself.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
aw crap. 21-3 USC
on the bright side, Leftsandwich is getting an MRI as we speak.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
*Leftoversandwich,
Show some respect and call the man by his name!
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
and they went for 2 again.
under center, threw a fade. 20-3. WTF kiffin.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
They went for two again!?
What the hell? Do they not have a kicker that can put the ball through the goalposts?
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TQA:
You should have waited until now.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Okay. Does USC not have a kicker or something?
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
My "Kiffin running up the score" theory might have been right after all!
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yes
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
Quinn:
If you want to say that going for 2 after the first touchdown against a bad team isn’t classless, whatever. I guess there are two sides to that argument.
If you are trying to run up the score up 3 scores by going for a 2PC, there is absolutely NO JUSTIFICATION for that. NONE.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless you’re saying that you don’t get why Kiffin went for it. Then yeah, it was stupid.
Can’t quite tell what you’re saying by that.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was saying I didn't understand the decision to go for it.
Sorry, it looked weird with the reply to Steven. My bad.
My yoke is heavy.
Oh, ok. My mistake.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Woody Hayes disagrees.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, would it be ok for me to go say something to CC now?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Depends on how you say it. Like it or not, you are a direct reflection of an entire fan base and ATQ.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I will survive.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't believe you survived on this blog
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Oh my god, the irony of this statement.
My yoke is heavy.
by qrsouther on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously. Just stop typing.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
you really aren't one to say that right now
just sayin.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Okay, the both of you, subthread closed now.
This is not going to happen here. Go get pissed at eachother on Facebook or something.
My yoke is heavy.
Wait
you mean this isn’t facebook?
I need some internet lessons, can one of you nerds help me out?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
wasn't planning on it
but this is like the accusee on trial accusing someone in the jury of robbing a bank.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Really Quinn? Pretty sure you had a reply to that as well.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
OMFG did you just see that DOUBLERAINBOOOOW?
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Bob Davie: genius
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Is it possible thaat their kicker sucks
and they don’t want anyone to know yet?
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
If that is the case,
It seems like we have all figured that out already.
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you mean they were not able to buy a kicker this offseason?
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
I like this tampa 2 defense
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Can we just ban all polls until teams have played a game or three? Please?
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
You: preacher
Me: choir
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
USC's offense looks just fine,
But their run defense would be scaring me a little if I was a USC fan right now
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Case in point, potential option pitch going for a first down
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Moniz is a stand up paddler!
He is my new enemy!
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You know what I wish
that we hadn’t expended so much energy over the last twenty minutes DEFENDING LANE KIFFIN.
GODDAMNIT TQA.
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Does anyone else hate these guys’ commentary? It’s SO annoying.
ESPECIALLY “Davie Jones’ Locker.”
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Have always hated this team.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m ready to hit the mute button and put on some music. Any suggestions for a soundtrack?
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
'Mighty Oregon'
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You should play some Rammstein and get pumped for our game on Saturday
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Damn. I miss Hawaii. Haven’t been there for 12 years now. pine
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hawaii just needs Masoli and they’d be winning right now.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
dont start what you cant finish
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
by trumpetduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think that's 5 dropped passes already.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Moniz is really quick.
Thomas definitely cannot accelerate like that.
OMFG a Masoli reference by Davie!
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Nice drop.
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I know it's Week 1
but I’m salivating to play this team now. If they’re this porous against Hawaii we are gonna score 60.
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Screen on 3rd and 15????
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Hawaii's gotta go for it
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
This gets to two scores.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, a FG will help.
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
So...FAILURE?
My hatred of Michigan knows no bounds. Even more so after this travesty.
September 1st, 2010. A day that shall live in infamy.
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 2, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo Hoo!
Six points! Yeah!
They could complete a pass or two, they would be right in this…
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…For those of you planning to leave for USC’s halftime, OSN has Oregon-Arizona 2009 right now. Oregon is down 14-24 right now. =)
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Sorry for being a dick everybody. I obviously went overboard about something that I disagreed with people about. I hate myself because I always do that. Anyway, sorry. My immaturity was awesomely displayed there. I should just shut up.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks, runfast. I wouldn’t agree with that, but thanks anyway.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Gracias
no harm, no foul with an apology
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
That’s not how it should be. An apology doesn’t account or make up for my behavior….
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I would have done it in a face-to-face conversation too. Unfortunately.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what though?
As long as you were a good enough person to apologize in person too, same difference.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's all good.
Most of us have done stupid stuff that we regret on the interwebs
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I dont know what you're talking about
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I admit it. I laughed.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get that Corona commercial. Why are they throwing footballs at lesbians?
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
young milf = oxymoron?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect example: 16 and pregnant
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and automatically
loses ILF status
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
just seems like MILF is reserved for cougar-aged women though.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

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by DuckFanAndy on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
teeheeheeheeheee
literally laughed out loud.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
you just HAD to post it twice, didn't you
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
EDGY QUINN!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
hey now you are a hot young mom
and all the guys on an sports blog think so. This is a reason to celebrate!
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Looks to me like Edgy Quinn really took over there
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Matt's Wife
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Is this where I pile on?
Matt’s wife.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
San Diego! Answer is San Diego to the trivia question!
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nice throw and catch there.
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Eddie Pleasant would like you to throw that pass against Oregon, Barkley.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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He would salivate if that pass was thrown in front of him.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
And the guy he hit would be drooling and drinking out of a straw for weeks
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
Based off of what just happened with USC players,
I thought that they were already so dumb that they drooled and had to drink out of straws…
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I really think they should replace the Hispanic-accent guy in the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man” commercials with Chip Kelly.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Coach Kelly "I dont drink Dos Equis. I drink Corona"
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Win the day, my friends.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
We're crackin jokes about your wife up there and the second somebody brings up citrus in beer you're the first to sigh.
My yoke is heavy.
Priorities my friend. And I already know my wife is a young hot mom, I don’t need you to remind me twice
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
I want hawaii's QB in the shotgun next to LMJ
kthxbye
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
So much for that vaunted Monte Kiffin D
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Perhaps tackling in fall camp would be a good idea.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Like some of us said
it wouldn’t be surprising to see this stay close in the first. but now….WEEEEEE
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
God...
the Tampa 2 is a joke…I mean I know it’s the first game and all…but I just love looking at the way they line up on D…Oregon is going to run all over them.
Its reliant on the first guy not misreading the play
If you do, as Oregon’s offense relies on you doing, you lose.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah...
I know little-to-nothing about defensive playcalling, but just looking at the way they line up it looks like it’s set up for failure against a team that uses misdirection.
It actually does a good job with quick throws, that was awful tackling and containment by USC. The scheme is fine, the implementation was awful.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
It works in the NFL
Because people are too fast to run the spread consistently.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hey, they have a playmaking running back with the last name of James that wears number 21 too!
Wait a second…
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
That was awesome.
USC has no momentum right now.
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I hope Hawaii wins by 2. Though I don’t want USC to suck…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
If USC somehow loses this game, they really owe it to the rest of the league to lose another five at least.
by omb on Sep 2, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS ELECTRIC there!
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I'm soooooooo ready to play USC
You think Kelly’s watching this game right now thinking, “I can’t wait to break down film on how to run all over these guys.”
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
He's probably still watching tape of New Mexico
Knowing him.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Everytime the announcers say "momentum" you take a drink.
With ESPN announcers you’re usually drunk by the half way point in the first quarter.
This doesn't look like a very good defense for USC.
Just sayin’.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I can feel the Trojans lose fans by the second...
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my roommates just started at USC grad school
he just left the room out of lost interest…
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Hawaii is so pumped up right now!
I am amazed that Hawaii is even close! Awesome!
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He has looked
pretty great so far.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I can tell you how the UO/UA game ends if that helps
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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It ends AWESOME
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Hawaii is so bad defensively..
SOOOOO bad.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
They always have been
Even the year they went undefeated.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
confusion.
dammit they HAD them. they need to gamble here and try to get a TO
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
And yet they only trail by 7.
I think the WAC should try to get USC to replace FBSU.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I like how the “senior leader” that broke a teammate’s jaw is a captain.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Havili… .http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/38602835/ns/sports-college_football/
His punishment was getting sent him. And did he get a timeout?
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New. Instituted under Czar Kiffin.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 2, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
shit
can someone lead the Defense plz
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Ronald Johnson type of trouble. Oh yeah, Bob Davie.. What does that even mean?!
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It means Im Bob Davie and I will say what ever the hell I want and I know it wont make sense
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
you assume they can't score in a minute
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
As if.
Best they can hope for is something like 55-34
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
For a while SC was looking vulnerable. Hawaii's D looked absolutely horrible on that series.
Kind of feel bad for the offense after all that.
My yoke is heavy.
we'll clear 1000 by the 2nd half
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I'm gonna reply fail with 'zzzzzzzz'
any time now.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
5:45 Oregon-Arizona
Oh yes, what does Hawaii trying to stop the hemorrhaging mean?!
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Every time they show that FBSU promo
We should be required to yell" FUCK BOISE STATE."
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by skywaker9 on Sep 2, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That's actually pretty funny
The Jenga one is better though.
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I get in trouble with my parents for screaming expletives.
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Try screaming something else.
Like types of fruit, or famous poets, or geographic locations. Completely fuck with your parents’ heads.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Although it was incomplete that might have been Moniz's best ball all night. That's saying something.
My yoke is heavy.
Muniz throws like Masoli,
Anybody else notice that?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I think CK noticed that
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
He was on Petey's staff
One of the less ethical recruiters out there.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Wow, that plays was designed for P.I. and P.I. alone.
Moniz doesn’t have nearly the accuracy to just keep going deep. He looks best on the move where he can run.
My yoke is heavy.
Total pass interference.
USC’s d-line has looked weak tonight. They cant get any pressure on Masoli-esque guy.
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Rolling rolling rolling, keep them chains rolling!
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Clearly, never touched ground
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
USC is not showing much discipline.
Petey’s teams never looked this unglued in the first game.
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T.S Elliot! He can fit it into those pockets….
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Is it like Madden where you can't throw the flag if you watch the replay?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
That looks like a TD. He is lying on top of a USC defender.
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Arizona Fans are about to need a ladder… Flip to 737 Comcast users!
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Oh that makes me happy.
Best moment of last season, for me personally. Nothing better that watching over zealous fans face crushing disappointment.
TOUCHDOWN HAWAII!
WHOOO!
USC’s defense not looking to scary tonight.
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I was indifferent before the game.
Now I really hope Kiffy takes it up the ass in this one.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Lane looks like he just crapped his pants
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I know it's the first game...
and play is generally sloppy in the first game, but you gotta love the undisciplined Kiffin defense…
do they have a TO or dont they
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Note to refs,
Never put both of your hands upwards over your head when you mean to say that the team didnt score a TD.
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Seriously? You're not going to fucking run the ball on 4th and 1?
That is stupid ass coaching. Seriously.
My yoke is heavy.
Why do you kick the FG on the 2 foot line
when you can’t stop USC at all?
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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well and USC wasn’t even guarding the center, all you have to do is snap the ball and walk into the endzone. That’s bad refereeing followed up with bad coaching
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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That last view just proved to me it was a TD. I didn’t think it was though.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"
Seriously.
Two pass plays? Punch the ball in. Maybe I’m just too Oregon, but that just makes sense.
My yoke is heavy.
So Hawaii literally doesn't run the ball...
ever. Any team should be able to run it in on the goaline…
oh wait, I forgot about UCLA last year…
Just got back from taking my wife to the airport. STUPID I-5 CONSTRUCTION.
What’d I miss? I assume that Pitt/Utah was awesome, since it apparently went to OT.
Getting hit by Eddie "Pleasant" is likely not as fun as advertised.
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
I was looking at lane kiffin, but I dont know what that noise was coming from the TV
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Kiffin’s thinking “How can I spin this into a better job next year?”
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
CAUUUUUUUGHT! TOUCHDOWN EDDD DICKSONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by DuckFanAndy on Sep 2, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I love how everyone here is watching the USC game except you two and yet that hasn’t deterred you from talking about and giving us all updates of a game from last year.
and I’m being serious, I think it’s really funny. Keep it up guys.
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Okay...
that Jenga commercial is awesome because it actually shows that Nick Saban has a little bit of a sense of humor
prehm gets one right
Kiffin must have forgot to change the CPU abilities from Freshman to All-American cause SC can do anyting vs. Hawaii
i think that goes both ways.
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It says a lot when your offense is unstoppable but you are hardly winning
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I love how Lane Kiffen refuses to give Hawaii any credit.
Yep, USC hit their QB late once, and thats why Hawaii has 16 points. Yep.
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duly noted
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Can we please have an Oregon-Arizona play-by-play?
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for the record, there’s been aprx. 1675 comments on ATQ today.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Touchdown Maehl… Superman catch.
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I'm not sure what to make of Mark May.
Sometimes he’s just an argumentative dick and other times I’m impressed with him for not losing his patience with Daffy Holtz.
My yoke is heavy.
For the most part, I like May.
He can be super annoying when he hops onto USC’s bandwagon though.
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THE BALL IS ON THE TURF!!!! THE BALL IS ON THE TURF!!!!!
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OMG! How can that be?! Oregon recovered the fumble!
by dannyoneil94 on Sep 2, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
They're going to be talking about this one for a long time.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I can't believe they didn't review that!
by dannyoneil94 on Sep 2, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You could just imagine Bellotti saying to himself “What is with this douchebag??”
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
"I need to get a job at ESPN to get away from this guy"
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heehee
i cant stop giggling at Dr Lou
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Have some compassion.
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I will always hate all the stoops’.
Aaron Brooks and I were born in the same hospital room. Represent Overlake Hospital!
dude, where have you been?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
At Rennie's. Moved, and now I don't have cable.
And I wanted to see Utah-Pitt.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 2, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
ah shit cant wait to get to Rennies this weekend
by dannyoneil94 on Sep 2, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
he gives the occasional shout-out to Magoo's in Salem
which is cool, that’s where I have lunch most days, right across from my office.
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hmm
now i know where you work.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
damn. wasn’t counting on sherlock fucking holmes being in this thread.
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by benzduck on Sep 2, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
There was a fantasy draft of mostly employees, but otherwise it was fairly empty.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 2, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
woah woah woah
are you asking for a gif, in a “game day” tread? That is a slippery slope.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
matt barkley has a weird smile.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Benzduck's Halftime Summary
Barkley looks good passing against a juco defense.
USC looks like a bunch of players.
Hawaii has no business being in this game.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
I would add that USC's defense has been less than impressive...
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understatement of the season so far.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
if i'm USC I'm running three times for every passing attempt.
Just mash them.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
well they've run 5 times
time to throw
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
The most epic moment of the 2010 season is this play right here.
Masoli’s 2OT run.
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USC's gotta punt
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Is it me or are there a ton of Hawaii fans disguised as empty seats around midfield?
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Oh my goodness,
How did USC screw that drive up!? So dumb out there on the field.
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Anybody think that the Ducks will be wearing the new Pac 10 logo on their jerseys?
New for USC, just a thinking.
I feel like I should say something smart.
i would assume they will be
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Why don't you just throw that away?
Why take a seat at the 4 yard line?
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grounding
plus the possibility of a pick.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
MARK IT DOWN — at 10:30 9/2/10 benzduck agrees with axemen23 on something
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
he’s outside the tackles? throw it into the first row, can’t pick that.
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he’s outside the tackles? throw it into the first row, can’t pick that.
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How did USC f**k that up!?
USC is so freaking dumb!
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into double coverage??
i think we can throw on these guys.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
USC looks a little dazed
I hope Pete Carroll is watching this and laughing his ass off.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
USC literally only rushed two guys on a third and 30,
Yet they give up a first down.
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3rd and 17
/easy as hell
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
duly noted
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Injury in the secondary for USC. Just what they need.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I dont mind really. I think it’s Wright
by dannyoneil94 on Sep 2, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont even care that Hawaii's drive ended.
That third and 30 from the three was legendary.
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by CaDuck on Sep 2, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
dont go to bed
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
nice punt return
you’re still struggling to beat Hawaii
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rec'd
maybe the announcers will put barkley’s schlong away to notice this. and dont go to bed yet, they’ll score and stay in the game
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Hey!
They stole that from Coach Kelly! Kiffin is nothing more than a thief!
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Some of Kiffin's baseless accusations are original...
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Punt return TD for Ronald Johnson.
He broke a few arm tackles and was gone. USC then showed the swinging gate alignment, but opted to go for the XP instead.
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Okay..
Somebody needs to tell Bob Davie that a lot of teams use the swinging gate, and that’s been around for a while…so he needs to stop acting surprised whenever he sees it and proclaims that they’re “going for two again!”….“no, they’re just faking it.”
they do have a lot of talent on that team.
just not in the head coaching position
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
67 on scholly
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
we’ve broken 1300 comments.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
it’s remedial counting.. he gets summer school credit for it
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
he goes to South
he needs all the help he can get
by dannyoneil94 on Sep 2, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO run plays!!!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
he was looking for someone to block, and found someone
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
oh and new drinking game, every time the announcer says “tampa 2” take a shot.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
i dont know
but i like it.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Hahahaha,
Another atrocious USC attempt at a tackle!
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Oh my goodness.
Hawaii’s QB just got his life ended.
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if it’s helmet to helmet i’m calling USC a scared bit of cheaters.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Okay, I see what you're saying.
Just saw it again. At first it just looked like he tried to take him down by the head.
BULLSHIT. THATS A FOREARM SHIVER TO THE HEAD. FUCK YOU USC YOU SCARED BIT OF PIECE OF SHIT CHEATERS.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
He got hit in the head
but he ducked a bit at the wrong time.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely a head shot.
could have killed the dude.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Wow,
That is most definitely a concussion type of hit
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throw his ass out. the QB is vomiting on the sideline now. fuck you kiffin. 5 bucks says you called for that. you motherfucker.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
You're losing five dollars then.
It was just a hit. It was cheap. But Kiffin isn’t mailing in that kind of thing to his defense.
My yoke is heavy.
Hawaii gets SO close to scoring TD's without doing so
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@BFeldmanESPN: Rule change this season says it doesn’t have to be a helmet to helmet hit for a personal foul and ejection. Could be forearm to the head.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
when are teams going to start learning to kick that XP faster
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Didn't get the XP kicked quickly enough.
Doesn’t look like a TD…
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its such a dirty play. god damn. you piece of shit i hope Jeff Maehl brakes your face.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
dude, settle down, seriously. It was a hard hit, but that is all.
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sorry
went on a rant. Little into this game. Sorry guys.
/group hug
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I <3 football
imagine if you had to deal with me every saturday in my household.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Instead we have to deal with you every day.
My yoke is heavy.
by qrsouther on Sep 2, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Fuck me.
more nonsense from ESPN announcers about where to place the ball. I swear I hear them say something different every year.
WAC officials don't understand the concept of the makeup call
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
If Hawaii can get some stops, they can come back in this football game!!
THank you Captain Obvious.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
you're wrong
it’s RIPE for a comeback
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
nope...
I was right. It’s RIFE
These similar-sounding words are easily confused. "Rife" means (among other things) "full of, abounding in," and is used with "with." "Ripe" does not normally have that sense — it means, essentially, "fully developed, mature."
The uncertainty is understandable, especially since metaphorically "ripe" may carry an overtone of "fullness." Often we end up saying "ripe with" when we mean "rife with."
Hawaii has no chance to stop USC's offense.
But Hawaii can keep scoring and make USC look harmless as a result.
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if they force just 1 turnover
they could win this game.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
That won't be happening,
Have you seen Hawaii’s defense? They look like USC’s defense out there for petes sake!
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by CaDuck on Sep 2, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
with all the penalties USC's had
USC might just stop USC’s offense
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just for the record, I said this after the punt return
and dont go to bed yet, they’ll score and stay in the game
fear the axe-knowledge
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
ha you are a fucking genius
Seriously how did you make that prediction? I am amazing right now.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
OMG axemen, really?
Did you forget this?
USC’s gona win this by 30
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i'm not wrong on that yet :P
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
they’re throwing footballs at hot lesbians again. I still don’t get it.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Best comment from the USC game thread
Oregon is gonna lay 50 on us
Unless we fix this shit
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by bluemax on Sep 2, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 2, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions 7 recs
He's one of those cynics from Lookout Landing that comes to game threads just to be an asshole and a pessimist.
My yoke is heavy.
Then you'll like this one instead?
By the way we look at defense, we’re fucked against you guys
Conquest Chronicles + SB Nation Los Angeles
by Julio Nievas on Sep 2, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 2, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Found a better one.
We’re looking into getting a new scoreboard for when you come in. Ours only goes to two digits now.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 2, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
left for a minute.
did they say anything about the Hawaii QB’s situation?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I would be stunned and angered if Moniz came back into this game.
He’s getting intense treatment on the sidelines. The coach can’t put him back in tonight.
My yoke is heavy.
"The Trojan machine keeps rolling along"?
Is defense not considered a part of the “Trojan machine”?
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The “Trojan machine” is whichever part of USC is doing sufficiently well that the MSM can use them to make USC the most overhyped team in the country.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 2, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Going for two, again?
This really is surprising.
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i'm relatively sure they're fellating barkley during TV timeouts
oh and they went for 2. again.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
399-398 In Total Yards. Hawaii has the edge.
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I don't know why anyones surprised
They’re gonna run that swinging-gate and if it’s open they’re gonna take it.
Ummm… not sure how “creative” that PAT formation is. He ripped it off from Chip, and Chip took it from FBSU.
I like Bruce Feldman
Last year, the most YDS Monte Kiffin’s D gave up was 492 (Ole Miss). With supposedly better talent, his USC D already has allowed 399 to UH
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Dexter McCluster went absolutely batshit insane in that game.
It was one of the best performances ever
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Never try to keep up with a game thread on a stupid fucking netbook.
It’s bloody hopeless
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
We have to remember
Barkley is making these throws against Hawaii’s secondary.
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my god, thats it. i’m muting these USC homers.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
thanks shelley
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Have either of the broadcasters brought any light to the awful USC defense?
Or are they just conveniently ignoring that aspect of the game?
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really really ignoring it.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I'm enjoying the USC Machine more
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
we're over 1500 comments
good god, Dave’s gonna have a fit going through all these comments in the morning
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
IO swear that at least 1200 of them is your commentary on the number of comments
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well it got you a hot mom-wife
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
FUCK BOISE STATE
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theyre gonna embarrass themselves at FedEx Monday
by dannyoneil94 on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
They'll win.
VT will suck this season. I swear
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Fuck Boise State!
I like to build suspense.
by Brian Floyd on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
a WSU win
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet Quinn got a boner when he heard T.I. is the song of the year for college football. =)
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by DuckFanAndy on Sep 2, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha!
USC again proving that they suck at tackling.
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Seriously, Mouse Davis is on the staff as a receivers coach and not the actual coordinator?
My yoke is heavy.
Dear USC
you just got burned by a slot WR and a 2nd string QB on 3rd and 22.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
1500 mf’n comments???? btw…Timbers win!
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we're almost at 1600
thats gotta be a record for ATQ for the time being
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
btw, is USC any good? i just got home and saw the score. Go Utes!
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CK is gonna sue Lane Kiffin for visor trademark infringement.
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Given that it's a shade of red, he makes me think Spurrier.
by AllSaintsDay on Sep 2, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
"You see the difference pretty quick between Moniz and Rausch"
Like it was his fault. The guy just threw what should have been a TD but was dropped, and the pocket collapsed. Rausch has been good.
My yoke is heavy.
sure
but Moniz had me wanting uncle phil to buy his ass for 2012
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Do you really want another go with an erratic passer?
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Am I the only one who thinks that dropped passes should not count against a QB's passer rating?
My yoke is heavy.
still been a very heartening night watching them struggle
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Its going to be a long year for Lane
And no one deserves it more.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
best line of the night.
“I sense a victory”
put him in the booth. now.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Yeah… I went to ESPN3 but there’s no search bar. LEARN HOW TO COMMENTATE!
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Dixon-era next week?
Coach Mike Tomlin said Leftwich would undergo an MRI on Friday, but the quarterback’s teammates sounded discouraged. Backup Charlie Batch called it a “serious” injury, and Dennis Dixon — now the likely starter — said he couldn’t talk to Leftwich because doctors were working on the knee so intensely.
currently calling it a sprain
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Dixon was the likely starter in any case
This just clinches it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
same thing that happened at UNLV, etc
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
No, you were right, I meant Muniz or whatever his name is
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Munoz?
(I could do this all day)
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Mendes?
(I’m getting smarter)
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
But you kept this one to yourself you sonofabitch.
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that noise, I gave you a hot chick opportunity and you bailed.
May god have mercy on your soul, Brian Fellows.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I really did win!
Yaaaaaaaay, me!
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mentos?
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Sampson Shallots is feeling left out you guys.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Sampsonite. I knew it started with an S.
I feel like I should say something smart.
by Jayon on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Moontower?
I love this game! Hooooooray, football season!
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Milosevic?
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Milktoast? Milkduds?
I forget, what were we talking about?
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
that made me spit out my water
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Oh, dear lord, if only we were, if only we were.
That chick is hot.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
read my jihad above
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Sorry, not interested in VVVVVVvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvv.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
dont review it. just get the play going
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bahahaha they're challenging
though this i can’t argue with. Chip did it against WSU
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I must admit,
I didn’t fully support Coach Kelly’s challenge in the WSU game
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Oh jeez.
Just what this game needs. Another review.
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Oh snap, I thought he was signaling a TD.
I feel like I should say something smart.
by Jayon on Sep 2, 2010 11:26 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Goodness Hawaii,
Stop USCing your drives with these stupid penalties
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I love how the commentators
talk about the second game being tougher when you haven’t tackled all of fall camp and then mention how sorry they feel for hawaii going against the wishbone. USC vs. VA anyone. ????
Wow,
Hawaii using another QB. That is interesting
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we've eclipsed 2200 comments on ATQ today.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
FIRST DOWN, SINGLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY
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USC just looks so. damn. beatable tonight
Getting hit by Eddie "Pleasant" is likely not as fun as advertised.
TD
USC’s defense will not let them go away. Anyone else thinking that Kiffin Sr may be a little too old to coach D?
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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They had this problem last year (they almost blew the ND and Oregon State games)
And they aren’t as talented now
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that was the 3rd string QB
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
USC's DB's are playing so badly,
That it is awesome to watch.
Hey look! Benzduck’s favorite lesbians!
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I just think it's mean that those boys are attacking them.
Downright homophobic if you ask me.
Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17
Fightin’ Rainbows!
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They'll keep reaching for that Rainbow
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good god. where’s the tackling. Christ.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
apparently in Hawaii it is
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
UH OH, there goes the part where Hawaii has no defense.
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That’s over 1000 yards of offense
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Bob Davie claims it is due to the mystical properties of Hawaii
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Hawaii's defense it literally making me laugh to myself right now.
They are comically bad.
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’i’m baaaaack’ Bob Davie: “AND SO IS USC”
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Well we knew Hawaii didn't have a defense
I’m just glad to learn that USC doesn’t either
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god i wouldn't say so yet
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
The more Bob Davie talks the more annoyed I get.
Stop pretending like you’re black. It doesn’t make the players want to talk to you any more.
My yoke is heavy.
“i’m back!!!” really? are you? no one has any idea who you are random SC running back.
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Just another 5 star all world player out of high school
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"I know what Monte Kiffin's thinking..."
What is “DERP?”
Getting hit by Eddie "Pleasant" is likely not as fun as advertised.
USC's latest TD scorer looks a bit stoned here

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Unfortunately its his official USC photo.
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Rainbows back in the endzone at 4:15. Bank on it.
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before that
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Who is laughing harder now: Mike Garrett or Pete Carroll?
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oh Petey easily.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Until the 9ers ruin their home opener next weekend
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it feels weird to not have seen Taylor Mays miss a tackle yet tonight.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
It feels weird to not have seen him completely neglect coverage yet
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He'll get paid good $ to miss tackles now
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holy shit, they made an open-field tackle. Bob Davie is beside himself
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
TOUCHDOWN AGAINST STUPID USC
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Fire up the magic rainbow and RIDE IT INTO THE ENDZONE, BITCHES.
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This is not my job, I will not take responsibility for this gaping vagina.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
he sucks at this
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Captain Ironicus
You said “sooner than that”.
You are a ding dong dumfucker.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you obviously didn't read the whole thread tonight
HS kids went apeshit
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I give up dummy.
I predicted 4:15.
You wrote “sooner than that”.
It happened later than that.
Then you said I was not good at it.
Irony, that’s all.
The shit your ape took on the computer has nothing to do with it.
Goodnight.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my goodness,
USC’s defense is the most absurdly awful thing I have ever seen
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Neither defense came to play.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen points come so easily for both sides.
My yoke is heavy.
i'm pretty sure Hawaii's actually did.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Blame the defensive ineptitude on the offense being good.
Psh, nice Davie
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Lane might have to fire his daddy at this rate
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“Dad. Dad. Dad! DAD, WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!! Your ‘tampon 2’ defense is getting lit up”
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 2, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Oh my, Phrem with a re-tweetable comment
I’d just like to thank everyone for watching me and my roommate play NCAA Football 2011. It has been a blast.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
did i hear Jerry Granville is back on the staff? he must be taking all the lessons he learned at Portland State.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
wtf???? Now you kick it off normally.
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AND FAILED HORRIBLY
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
I know what he was trying to do, but it wasn't even close.
Just onside kick it. Anything’s a longshot at this point.
My yoke is heavy.
i like when they look like they're punching CJ Gable
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Here’s a telling stat: Hawaii has 0 turnovers.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
they're defense sucks balls?
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
whats the spread tonight? USC – 20?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
i think it was USC by 21
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
so lane kiffin is scoring and going for 2?? that’d be great.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
TIME TO REINFORCE THE RAINBOW
Let’s hold them to six points this time.
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AWESOME Defense, stopped them for a miniscule 22 yard gain on that one.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's not get pessimistic, that's an improvement, only 22 yards.
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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 2, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good god Hawaii.
Cj Gable, I swear that he has been around forever.
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That should just about do it
But hey they covered.
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Wasn’t CJ Gable that amazing prospect that kinda failed?
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Which one?
Almost all of USC’s 5 star runningbacks fail
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Oh, get off Barkley’s dick ya cocksuck.
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by DuckFanAndy on Sep 2, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well,
This is about the best debut of Lane Kiffin we could have asked for. USC wont be scaring anybody anytime soon.
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who do they play next
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
And as the season goes on
And they remember no conference title or bowl game for cheaters, motivation gets tougher.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Was that Furd or us that did that to them last year?
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Wow, you're right. My mistake.
It was the point total that they eclipsed us on, not the yards. My bad.
My yoke is heavy.
I bet this game goes deep into the 4th quarter without USC clear-cut winning if Masoli-Hawaii version doesn’t get hurt.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
And they don't fail to give Hawaii that TD before half.
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Hawaii scored faster with the other QB's in the game
Just sayin…
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They got as good or better production from their backups. It wouldn't have made a difference.
Hawaii’s defense was the real failure on the team today.
My yoke is heavy.
Matt Barkley doesn’t look happy
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
nope
and with the 1868th comment of the night in this thread alone, I say Goodnight/Morning ATQ!
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
That’s because he just realized all that time in camp where he thought he was really good, he was actually playing against a really crappy defense
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Is there still a way the Rainbow can win?
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In honor of USC
Fight on for old C$,
Play football here, we pay the best.
We buy each victory.
Last week we bought the referee.
No need to enroll,
Education’s never our goal,
Play here.
Fight on for old $c,
The halfback draws a salary.
The ends have all been fired.
They’ve been no good since they were hired.
No need to enroll,
Education’s never our goal,
Play here.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think Eva Mendes is the highlight of the night so far, thank you Brian Fellows.
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actually i'm leaving you with this
Hawaii ran 83 plays on USC’s defense.
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
Barkley apparently tied a USC record with 5 passing TDs
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or this
Barkley was “quite happy” with the game and they ran their gameplan “to perfection”
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
just saw the hit on Leftwich
looked quite awkward and nasty
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
USC picked a bad year to have an absolutely abysmal secondary
Luck, Foles, Locker, Katz, and Thomas have to be absolutely excited by the wide open receivers and complete lack of pass rush.
and run for another 75
"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
giving up 588 yards against hawaii
triple bogey golf. That should means that clubs should be broken in half.
I am officially not concerned aboutu USC being a threat this year.
Based on the defensive performance during this game….the Trojans are going to struggle to be .500 in pac-10 play

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