Gameday Signs Thread
by axemen23 on Sep 26, 2010 3:08 PM PDT
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PrintFigure there's gonna be a ton of discussion about signs for Saturday's showdown with the Furd and the College Gameday that comes that morning. I know I have my materials ready, and I'm sure others do as well so lets make this the place to swap ideas and musings, and hopefully we can come out with some badass and awesome ideas for the game. No profanity/non PG-13 shit, etc. Go Ducks!
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No profanity/non PG-13 shit...
that’s funny
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
Someone needs to blow up the picture of Corso trying to high five the blind kid from Gameday before the Rose Bowl.
Please. Oh please.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 26, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
Lord have mercy on me, for I am a terrible, terrible person.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you are SO getting a VIP room in hell
now how do I get this onto my foam poster board…
"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy
I never knew about this because I was at the game and in my seat over an hour early. I didn’t watch any of the pregame stuff on my DVR. WOW.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 26, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You sold my dead bird to a BLIND KID?!?
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how many times has gameday been to Seattle and Corvallis combined? i’m thinking:
Eugene – 5. Seattle/Corvallis – 0.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
I've never liked these ones.
They have pretty little to do with the Ducks, and it only makes sense to the Oregon fans who can instinctually identify the teams that are in Seattle and Corvallis off the top of their heads. The Beavers and Huskies have nothing to do with the Ducks versus Stanford.
My yoke is heavy.
by qrsouther on Sep 26, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree -- talking smack about whom you're going to play is fine
But the non-playing teams are pretty much a non-sequitor, gives them too much importance and gives the impression of people being unnaturally obsessed with them..
by gamedaytribe on Sep 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally agree. I hate when some Beaver fans compare everything they do to the Ducks. Unnaturally obsessed is a perfect description for it.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 26, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My sign will be...
BURNING 4 BARNER
"Burning for BARNER" ...Respect the mohawk!
by gcast70 on Sep 26, 2010 4:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That's the sound of the joke going right over his head.
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Why not BARNER BURNER then?
Keep it simple.
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Sep 27, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I like this better.
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THEN WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT REC’D IT?!?!
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-P-I-C-K-I-N-G-Y-O-U-R-N-O-S-E"
"I’ll give it my best shot, but you know I’m a signature ho." - daisyduck
I want a photo of Andrew Luck, in uniform and helmet, with Justin Bieber’s hair photoshopped onto the top.
*shudder
That sign would scare the crap out of me….
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake -Tyler Durden
AWESOME!
The best sign at a game that I recall was the hilarious “Barkley, can you hear me now” sign — because that was topical (that kid had been shooting his mouth off about not finding Autzen or opponent stadiums loud and not hearing crowd noise). And USC had about 4-5 offsides during the game, clearly getting disrupted..
by gamedaytribe on Sep 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the best Matt Barkley sign last year was “Matt Barkley Reads Twilight”
I thought the best sign of all was “These pretzels are making me thirsty”, though major plus to the guy who created the motored sign of Corso lifting the Oregon Duck head on and off of his head.
by keeerrrttt1 on Sep 27, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was standing right behind that guy and still have the picture on my phone. And it still makes me laugh every single time I see it.
Kenjon Barner is an angel sent from heaven to make my heart happy.
by lovemyducks81 on Sep 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see the run he made against Wake Forest for a long TD? if so, did you see him when he came off the field? The look on his face made him look like Sloth from Goonies.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I would make a sign,
But you stole all of my stuff!!!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
What on earth is with your image?!
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-P-I-C-K-I-N-G-Y-O-U-R-N-O-S-E"
He can't change it until Monday...
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
bahahahaha
chill dude we’ll meet up after class tomorrow (we get done around the same time)
"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy
Sign Ideas?
Chris Owussy
Whalen is Wrong
…that’s all i got for clever/stupid player puns
You should be happy I avoided suggesting things like “Luck Sucks Nuts” or “Luck Sucks.”
or for an ESPN sign:
Every
Stanford
Player
Needs Earplugs
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
Some rather weak suggestions
1. “Autzen Stadium — Where your LUCK runs out”
2. “Don’t Blink — We’ll Score”
3. “Autzen — Where Good Teams Come to Die”
4. “SPEED KILLS. OREGON SPEED KILLS YOU FASTER”
5. “Hey Corso: It’s Oregon — it rhymes with WIN, not GONE”.
6. “The Road to the Rose Bowl Goes Through Autzen”
Autzen stadium is where GREAT teams GO to die.
Its a quote from a Michigan paper. Its cooler if you get it right. Not trying to be a dick, I know I sound like one. Just helping out.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
by trumpetduck on Sep 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year...
My sign said “Matt Barkley couldn’t even score on paris hilton”. This was right when all the rumors were circulating about kirk calling oregon the paris hilton of college football. Apparently ESPN thought this wasn’t tv material and my sign was confiscated. This year: “Get the Luck outta Autzen”
Luck the Fakers!
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
A sign with TAVITA in big letters should suffice.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Don't make fun, he beat USC in the Coliseum.
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Booty was playing QB. That renders any achievement against that team moot.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude Booty made an NFL roster
He is not bad.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
by trumpetduck on Sep 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So what?
Dare I point out that Damon and Brock Huard ALSO made NFL rosters?
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 27, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Do I dare point out that...
Huard going to go back to throw the ball…
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-P-I-C-K-I-N-G-Y-O-U-R-N-O-S-E"
by JShufelt on Sep 27, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
sets up throws to the corner of the end zone?
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 27, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
It is INTERCEPTED!
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 27, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
INTERCEPTED, THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!
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by Takimoto on Sep 27, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
At the 35, the 40!
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 27, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!
KENNY WHEATON’s GONNA SCORE!
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
by 071903 on Sep 27, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Twenty!
TOUCHDOWN!
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 27, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Kenny Wheaton, on the interception!
--Dave
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by David Piper on Sep 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
THE MOST IMPROBABLE FINISH TO THE FOOTBALL GAME!
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Doesn't Kenny have to get to "The Ten!" before he gets his "Touchdown!"
ATQ's #3 daisyduck fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than getting banned...
Bruins Nation would have cut the call off after the second line and thrown the person responsible into the abyss…
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
"I looked at BN once. I got banned." -the immortal words of JShufelt
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan loved the 'sauce' and Russell stank of purple drank
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
Welcome to Eugene, Stanford Fans!
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
I like that one
Made me LOL.
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Sep 27, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Me alegro de que te gusta.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 27, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bairs believe you make your own Luck
by chewing up others.
Roar. Quack. Go Ducks.
Republicans are liars, Democrats are hypocrites, they are both bought and paid for by corporations. Grrr.
OH where ever did you get that brilliant idea?
Idea stealer.
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
I've got to be really stupid
because I don’t get it at all.
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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Go Luck Yourself
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 27, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
in oregon we smoke trees
(photo of stanford mascot abomination lit on fire)
"There was a strange, very large man in there, urinating on Jeremy's computer"
by TheMichael James on Sep 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Sign here for petition to reinstate Trent Edwards' eligibility.
Ah Football, how I've missed you!
by AcadianTraverse on Sep 27, 2010 3:47 AM PDT reply actions
FYI. Pictures are almost always a bad idea.
Keep it to a very short, simple, and bold text.
Nobody on TV is going to read an essay, and you’ll be too far away from the camera for anyone to really notice the pictures.
it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-P-I-C-K-I-N-G-Y-O-U-R-N-O-S-E"
Go Ducks
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by Takimoto on Sep 27, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ManBairPig
Put Bair’s face on the ManBearPig.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 27, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
What's YOUR deal, Harbaugh?
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 27, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
too easy for my liking
I’ve cut the lettering for the Whalen sign. Tomorrow: the glue comes out
"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy
sign. stealer.
Oh well I guess mimicking is the highest form of flattery.
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
Manbairman
1/2 man, 1/2 bair, 1/2 man.
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
by jxbarr on Sep 27, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He is about 1.5 average men, however.
ATQ's #3 daisyduck fan
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 28, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
We put the “O” in OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JonathanPDX on Sep 27, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I laughed sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard
This sign is brilliant. I hope I see it Saturday!
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
by trumpetduck on Sep 27, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll be there. Should I actually make it? Should it just have that line, or should it say:
Autzen Stadium
We put the “O” in OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by JonathanPDX on Sep 27, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The less words the better
But if you make it just three lines
Autzen stadium
We put the “O” in
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it could be epic.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
I won’t make it for Gameday and my seat isn’t in the right spot for a sign, but you’re welcome to slap it together and call it your own if you want. :)
It takes to long to drive to Autzen from Los Angeles
I couldn’t even make the end of game day if I left right after work.
I hate trees. Chop them down.
Set them on fire. Cause I hate Stanford!
That depends on when you get off work, I suppose. If you left right at 5 pm, you could there by 7:30 am the next morning.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I dont get off at 5pm at all
I’m happy to be out of here by 7:30. Oh the joys of having Jr. in your title.
I hate trees. Chop them down.
Set them on fire. Cause I hate Stanford!
File for CH. 13
Be prepared to give up some assets.
Republicans are liars, Democrats are hypocrites, they are both bought and paid for by corporations. Grrr.
I'm pretty disappointed with the general lack of quality sign ideas...
I expected more out of you, ATQ. ATQ reads Twilight!!!
The UO Sports Dude.com
FIRE ERNIE KENT!
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Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
HOLY MOLY
Is that my boy Darron Thomas?
"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.
It stemmed from standing out in front of the stadium yelling “Darron Thomas” any time I Love My Ducks mentioned Missoula.
"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.
by mackjones23 on Sep 29, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Just going to throw a few out there
Our Mascot Is Disease-Free
Luck Be A Lady Tonight (Daisy, can I get a ruling on whether or not that’s too sexist? A little sexist is okay.)
While You Were Reading This Sign
LMJ Scored Another Touchdown (probably too long, but I like the sentiment it conveys)
I’m not going to the game, so anyone is free to use these, even though they’re not that good.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Nope you're good.
Barely registers on the sexism scale. Basically, comparing male atheletes to anything feminine is always funny.
ATQ's #1 Matt Daddy fan
Luck be a Lady tonight is great.
Thats a great one, I want to see that sign for sure, you best bring it.
by oregonsportsaddict on Sep 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Chip Kelly: The most interesting man in the world. head photoshopped on to the dos equis guy.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
Chip drinks Corona
Chip Kelly thinks The Most Interesting man in the world is Boring.
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
"Chip Kelly thinks The Most Interesting man in the world is Boring." + Good Sign!!
"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA
uhhh
that was supposed to go on the christmas tree post
What if I got a christmas tree
put it up on a pedestal behind the stage and lit it on fire?
Would I get in trouble? I’m pretty sure I’d become an instant legend.
tl;dr - I just made profound statement.
When Chip Kelly drinks beer, he always chooses Dos Eques
by rraiderdixon on Sep 29, 2010 4:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
how about
Welcome to
TrackTown USA
Even our LINEMEN run
a 40 in under 5 seconds!
Chip Kelly's head on Dark Helmet's body
Tag: “Ludicrous speed! Go!”
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 29, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So that's what Chip yells to DT on the sideline
Stop preparing! Why are you always preparing! Just go!
I'm so glad the Cheat is not dead
Cal let us borrow their axe
yes, it’s their axe
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
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by Matt Daddy on Sep 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Look at your defense.
Now back to me. Now look at the scoreboard. LMJ scored.
If you didn’t figure it out that would be an Old Spice reference.
Or…
Hey, Hey, LMJ how many Stanford ankles did you break today?
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
change Stanford to Furd and it fits in a chant. Even better.
Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?
A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?
by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 30, 2010 4:33 AM PDT up reply actions
HEY HEY EL EM JAY! HOW MANY ANKLES DID YOU BREAK?
It has a nice cadence
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-P-I-C-K-I-N-G-Y-O-U-R-N-O-S-E"
"I’ll give it my best shot, but you know I’m a signature ho." - daisyduck
Dude...
Standford – an insult to Trees everywhere.
by Tanner C on Sep 30, 2010 8:32 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Marecic Goes Both Ways
Ah Football, how I've missed you!
by AcadianTraverse on Sep 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I really like this one
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
while you are watching GameDay, The Ducks will score 180 points
by echo31 on Sep 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
If a Bair sacks Luck, and everyone sees it, do you still want to see it happen again?
JonathanPDX's #5 Benzduck fan.
Maybe too subtle.
JonathanPDX's #5 Benzduck fan.
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 30, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
free for use....no charge
Luck Runs Out
Good Bair, Bad Luck
Barner Burns the Farm
Duck on Luck
A Luck in hand is better than two Bairs in the bush (ok still working on this one, but you get the idea)
Does a Bair shit in the woods? NO, It shits on the Tree.
Cardinal is a bird, not a tree
Hey Stanford, welcome to logging country
You forgot your earplugs
Oregon makes trees Chip’s
Stanford, more like dog turd (lame I know)
Go back to the farm, where men are men and sheep are nervous
Talent, skill, and speed beats LUCK
Fake injuries not permitted at Autzen stadium
by oregonsportsaddict on Sep 30, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions
Is that your team in the, uh, wood chipper?
""Just remember," she said, "I'm holding you responsible for all of this.""
photoshop a Duck helmet on this one..
""Just remember," she said, "I'm holding you responsible for all of this.""
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