GameDay 10/2: An Open Letter To Juju
Dear Juju,
Let it be known that you are more than a meme. The AtQ curmudgeons might not let this stand but let's face it; we need you like teenagers need a haircut. They just don't get it.
You keep our hubris in tact check and remind us that we all need a little PANIC in our lives. We can no longer take the Pac-10(12) for granted. Every week, and every game has the potential for disaster. We need your help.
Juju, we ask that you help Oregon and the Duck fans to play and cheer at their peak level. ESPN has chosen Eugene to be the host of College GameDay over the likes of other matchups such as Florida vs. Alabama and Texas vs. Oklahoma. We know we are great fans, we just need your help to do it the right way. Be loud, be proud and be humble.
We ask that you put forth the highest abilities in the Pac-10 officials to make the right calls. We all need a clean, controversy-free game. Keep the yellow hankies in the pockets when it's warranted and throw them only when it's needed.
We ask that you close the center of the Oregon defensive backfield. With any Juju, Luck won't have anywhere to throw. The Cliffs of Insanity is here to lock shit down. Let him do it. Help Eddie Pleasant make the right decision to tackle, instead of lay the wood at the 1-yard line. Help them tighten up and Win The Day.
We ask that the Read-Option be stifling. Who has the ball? Where is LMJ running? Did Thomas keep it? Is the Bubble Screen open? It's up to you Juju.
We thank you Juju for bringing this game to us. We no longer have to wait an additional three hours for this game. We thank you for the success we have achieved so far. We can only continue to do our best to Win The Day, and we ask your help to get there.
Thank you, Juju,
BJ Asbury (071903 on behalf of AtQ)
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.
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''You keep our hubris in tact''
I prefer to think that we keep a little tact in our hubris.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
Perhaps if we sacrifice one of the curmudgeons to the Juju it will please Him?
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 27, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions
He was obviously referring to our real curmudgeons, qrsouther and TennesseeQuackAttack.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
by jtlight on Sep 27, 2010 7:43 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah, I'm such a negative poster.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 27, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
exhibit A
may it please the jury that the defendant has self-incriminated himself.
"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy
I would've been impressed
if he was able to self-incriminate somebody else.
Republicans are liars, Democrats are hypocrites, they are both bought and paid for by corporations. Grrr.
He clearly did his post-doctoral clerkship
in the Dept. of Redundancies Dept.
My name is Cliff Harris, and I’m here to lock shit down.
by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 28, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear Juju,
Rule of Tree does not respect thy power. Please punish them accordingly.
Sincerely,
Your Humble Servants at ATQ
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
Why did you link that? Why? Now I’m going to have to drink heavily tonight.
I entreat thee, Juju, purge my memory of that awful day!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I consider it a blessing that I was on a plane headed home from college during that game
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It definitely was a blessing
Walking out of the stadium that day was so weird. We’d won something like 15 or 20 in a row at home. We just got beat by a team with a damn psychotic tree as a mascot because they blocked two punts. To make it worse, the Stanford fans didn’t even know how to talk proper trash so we could at least get mad and yell things back at them. It was just stunned silence as people filed out.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I feel like
It’s bad to be a tattletale. Only Juju knows what is good and bad.
Lajackson: Shattering ankle bones since the invention of the ankle.
Oh mighty Juju
We honor thee, we recognize that all our success is due to thee.
HAIL JUJU!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
DO NOT LISTEN TO BILL OH MIGHTY JUJU!
Flag….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Curmudgeon!!!!
Pseudo-flagged!
Get of MY lawn!
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
If so, why is axemen still posting? DO YOUR JOB.
JonathanPDX's #5 Benzduck fan.
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions

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