More reasons not to drink Bud Light. It stirs non-existent controversy.
BTW, this was the LEAD story on KVAL last night. Real news there...
[edit] Here's a link to the video for those that can't see the embed
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Wow
KVAL Digging long and hard for the story…
Rachel Bachman has to be behind this.
And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 30, 2010 7:35 AM PDT reply actions
Irellevant
Light beer doesn’t get you drunk, it just makes you have to pee a lot.
Ah Football, how I've missed you!
by AcadianTraverse on Sep 30, 2010 8:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow, the guy in charge of the substance abuse program doesn't like them?
I am shocked. That is the worst story ever, you think on a college campus they could find some smart students…
Go Ducks.....Ducks Go!!!!!
Clearly no duck fan is over the age of 21.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-P-I-C-K-I-N-G-Y-O-U-R-N-O-S-E"
"I’ll give it my best shot, but you know I’m a signature ho." - daisyduck
Oho man, hilarious
They make Miller Lite cans with our actual logos on them.
"I have a commanding voice." - Ed Orgeron
Ya know, that might actually work to get people to drink...
…if Budlight wasn’t total piss water beer.
I mean c’mon, it’s Eugene, land of a thousand microbrews…Changing the can doesn’t change the fact that the beer inside the can is terrible. In a place where Ninkasi, Deschutes, Rogue, Steelhead, Full Sail, Hood River, Widmer, Wetlands and so on is prevalent, why the hell would anyone be drinking Bud effin’ Light, even with a yellow & green can???
if you dont understand what all those amazing beers are.
witch is why this is such a big deal. They know all the 21 year old Duck fan hate Budlight, there for only the minor are interested in the green and yellow can.
I hate trees. Chop them down.
Set them on fire. Cause I hate Stanford!
by trumpetduck on Sep 30, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
If they want to talk about something that encourages minors to drink...
…it’s not a green & yellow can. They need to think larger.
How about Dartmouth’s school mascot, Keggy the Dartmouth Keg.

Maybe when Ducky/Puddles/The Duck starts pounding sixers on the sidelines of Autzen from green & yellow cans then it’s an actual concern, but for now I’d say Dartmouth’s mascot is much more of an encouragement for minors to drink than a green & yellow can of crappy beer will ever be.
by keeerrrttt1 on Sep 30, 2010 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That was the biggest fattest waste of my time
And since when did college students sound like middle schoolers??
OMG
I’m totally going to drink that because the can is green……
morons.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
The can is green. The God Damn CAN IS GREEN!
Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Sep 30, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
The comment is green. The God Damn COMMENT IS GREEN!
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Andrew Luck, you're no Darron Thomas!
by CaDuck on Oct 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Along the lines of video stupidity...
Would any of you guys eat this? Reminds me of MCD’s bacon turtle burger.
"We have an attack mindset from the get-go. We're going to try to pressure you in as many ways as we can, from the tempo we play at to the formations we run." - Chip Kelly
I would try it.
But I would never eat an entire one of those monstrosities.
Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Andrew Luck, you're no Darron Thomas!
They lost me at the apostrophe fail in the headline.
Seriously, do people even watch local news?
""Just remember," she said, "I'm holding you responsible for all of this.""
OK, it wasn't an apostrophe fail.
Still, it must have been a glacial news day.
""Just remember," she said, "I'm holding you responsible for all of this.""
At the Portland State game, I was standing right next to a few kids in the student section who were dragged away for having backpacks full of — wait for it — Bud Light. The four of us who went to the game together just shook our heads in disgust at how ridiculously ineffective their beverage choices were at accomplishing the goal of getting them drunk. (It’s waaaaay harder to hide, to boot!)
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
















