I Can Haz Football 2010: New Mexico Edition
After a long hiatus, I Can Haz Football returns for the 2010 college football season. This thread is one of complete and utter homerism, even in the face of so-called "logic" and "facts". Enjoy these pictures throughout the season and feel free to add your own to the thread.
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Week 1: New Mexico Edition
In our first image for the 2010 season, we explore the future with Darron Thomas at QB.
Avid readers of Addicted to Quack know about our commitment to journalistic excellence. We are proud to announce that we've discovered the reason why Kenjon Barner is so elusive on the field.
We like to ask the hard hitting questions of our opponents...
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Hilarious. However, LaMichael James is “elusive”, not “allusive”.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 3, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
its also not LMJ. Oh well. I fail
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Yeah, I didn’t even pick up on that. Whoops.
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 3, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It's possible he drops hints about things all the time but doesn't quite ever come out and say them.
My yoke is heavy.
I gotta admit
it’s pretty easy to be droppin’ hints when you’re riding a mother freakin’ invisible hover board!!!
I guess you can put the gloves together in an O pattern to form the winged-logo image. Pretty cool, even as much as I can’t stand the wings.
I don't deal in hyperbole.
TCU's new uniform
Also has a cool new design. Numbers like frog scales and gloves from TCU when put together
"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin
by haveasoda on Sep 3, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Frogs don't have scales
Horned frogs do though (because they’re actually lizards).
Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin
Mind Freak!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
In that first image of the players at the front of the tunnel among them only Pleasant and Thomas are still on the team.
Kind of weird to think of how much has changed. Walt is the only one there who actually graduated and left on a good note.
My yoke is heavy.
Nope, actually. Marvin Johnson wears a Schutt Ion 4D helmet. Thomas wears a Schutt DNA, which is what the #1 in that picture is wearing.
My yoke is heavy.
Just an elbow sleeve. It hides all the wires and cords that make him bionic and 100% accurate as a passer.
My yoke is heavy.
I just wondering who Jamere is trying to shake hands with.
I feel like I should say something smart.
But there's nothing there?!?!
Oh, I get it!
i can't believe you survived on this blog --
by axemen23 on Sep 2, 2010 9:06 PM PDT
Hey all, I posted this elsewhere but I want to keep everyone completely informed.
The Ducks Live link that many of you used last year is no longer active. We have, however, replaced it with a new, practically identical looking site for this year’s games, so you can still catch all the action, just in slightly higher quality and you can access the “archive” of the 2009 games. Hope to see some traffic there on the stream tomorrow!
My yoke is heavy.
It sounds like there will be plenty of traffic on your beloved stream.
I hope that it holds up okay, or else many of us could be out of luck.
And please let your dad know how thankful some of us are for running that website. It is a great resource.
Self-anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Carmen Messina, you're no Casey Matthews!
Thanks CaDuck.
You’re right. Hopefully too many people don’t get on. It serves 8 or 9 comfortably but any more and people complain about sluggishness.
My yoke is heavy.
Thank you Sir.
If it wasn’t for you and your Dad I would be without my weekly quack fix for another week. Who knows what I would have done today.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
what the hell happened to making fun of the opponents?
We haz open tryouts. Girlz win.

"Our expectations are to win every game we play. I don’t know if that’s ever going to happen .... but no one ever rises to low expectations." --Chip Kelly
by axemen23 on Sep 3, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Good work! Unfortunately the one that sticks in my head from last year was the Blount grin photo…
Hope that’s been scrubbed from the intertubes.
aye, that was the very reason I shut it down last year. That picture proved a little too prophetic
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
WATCH THE N.M. GAME IN SOUTHERN OREGON
This just in…you CAN watch the New Mexico game in Southern ORegon on KFBI (My 48), Channel 3 on Charter. Saw the crawl just tonight. Good News Southern ORegon!
I haz seenz a zero on numberz of dayz to playz
Ok, not that good, but the zero looks really good.
Go ducks
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
We can haz football, today!
Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee
by Bill Musgrave on Sep 4, 2010 6:56 AM PDT up reply actions

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