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Quack Fix: Ducks face Justin Wilcox again, Beard ready for his starting debut

We're two days away from Oregon taking on the Volunteers in Neyland Stadium, and I can't wait. Let's get to the quack!

  • Justin Wilcox has been a thorn in the Ducks side the last two years as the DC of Boise State. Now at Tennessee, many are expecting him to give the Volunteers defense a boost, but he's not looking at it that way. The former Oregon defensive back says there's no "magic pill" for stopping the Oregon offense, and what happened in the past will have no bearing on this weeks game. But Wilcox is one of the better DC's in the country, and will have his defense prepared for the Ducks, and it will be up to them to execute.
  • John Hunt also has a story on Wilcox (which includes an audio interview of Wilcox by Canzano). While a lot of stock is being put in last years BSU game, Oregon OC Mark Helfrich has some interesting comments. It wasn't all Wilcox that limited Oregon to 8 points, but a combination of great play by Boise, and complete lack of cohesion by the Ducks. With a week under their belts, that should be a problem for the Ducks this year.
  • George Schroeder also has a piece on the Volunteers coaching staff, focusing on new head coach Derek Dooley, who has a huge job ahead of him rebuilding a program that has languished the last few seasons. A win against Oregon would go a long way in that process.
  • Oregon will have one player making his starting debut this weekend, kicker Rob Beard. I've been very impressed by Beard's work ethic over the past year, and how he's changed up his technique to increase his accuracy in the kicking game. He'll have his mental toughness challenged on Saturday, which should give us an idea where our kicking game stands for the rest of the season.
  • The Michael Dunigan saga is dragging on, and no one seems to know Dunigan's status. If he leaves, Oregon will have only 9 scholarship players, but at least the Ducks picked up a 2011 recruit, 3* PF Austin Kuemper out of Westview High School.
  • With the athletics season now underway, new Oregon AD Rob Mullens is continuing his learning process and settling into his new position. He sat down with the guys at the Register Guard and conducted a very long Q&A, and the entire transcript is posted online. It's long, so be prepared, but it's good to get to know Mullens a bit, and hear about his interactions with everyone around the athletic department and university.
  • Lastly, we all love the Oregon mascot, and Ken Goe caught up with one of the students that dons the costume.

Got any other comments? Links? Quack? Leave it below. GO DUCKS!

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ESPN's SEC Blogger Chris Low

And former Tennessee-Media guy, and ESPN’s Resident “Never Pick Tennessee To Do Anything Good Ever They’ll Never Win A Game See I’m Not A Homer I Promise” man, has this to say:

Oregon 38, Tennessee 21: It’s never easy to come all the way across the country to play a football game, but this is an Oregon team that’s playing on a different level right now than Tennessee. The Vols might hang around for a while, but they don’t have the depth, talent or experience to take down the No. 7 Ducks, who are the class of the Pac-10 this season.

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I will give my North Carolina for Tennessee Today. Apparently.

by bobothevol on Sep 9, 2010 7:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Allow me to add

a link.

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I will give my North Carolina for Tennessee Today. Apparently.

by bobothevol on Sep 9, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like a good analysis

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hope Phil is feeling generous

because we going to need to pay Chip an awful lot of money.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 9, 2010 7:58 AM PDT reply actions  

If we win big at Tennessee do you think we are in the national championship hunt again?

by jcgoducks on Sep 9, 2010 8:04 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah i know

i meant along the lines of people talking about oregon as a national title contender. because with masoli gone “experts” said that they didn’t think we could win it all. if we destroy Tennessee will that change their minds? and the voters?

by jcgoducks on Sep 9, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we crush Tennessee, then there will definitely be a bit of buzz building, which will only continue to grow the more we win.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Sep 9, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do. I’m looking right past Tennessee, all the way to Portland State. I’m already panicking about them, though.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Sep 9, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

we do want to go down that road

we don’t want to

hypothetically
go down that road though.

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Sep 9, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You right Jesus! Rec'd up!

   Let’s face it, our O Line is going to rip holes early and fatigue won’t let ’em close.

If UT scores, I’ll be surprised. What’s left? Get a new wash rag…..

"If you can't copy 'em, don't imitate ''em."
YOGI BERRA

by Famous Duck on Sep 9, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think if we beat Tennessee (by any margin) the talking heads will simply play up how depleted the Tenn team is, and the fact that it’s a new coaching staff

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think Neyland still has enough “power” that if the Ducks truly dominate, they’ll get credit. I think if they squeak out a victory, then you’re right, the talking heads will say it was just a ho-hum victory over a bad Tennessee team.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dunigan No Loss

Just a quick note on the big guy—he has NO HANDS! Watching him over the past couple of years confirmed my suspicion that he has gotten to the major college level on height alone…his basketball skills don’t warrant his headlines. Always hate to lose a
7-footer but his departure would mean another scholarship from which to build a new team.

by Bobbyduckalot on Sep 9, 2010 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

but it takes time to fill that scholarship

at this point, quite honestly, we need bodies

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 9, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I'm doing this

but interesting read by Canzano today. He’s off base with some of his criticisms, but there are some great quotes by Chip about how scheduling works.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 9, 2010 8:48 AM PDT reply actions  

And Chip will be on his radio program today at 5:00pm. (Every Thursday, apparently.)

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

As usual, Canzano's

“praise” is linked to thinly veiled criticism. I realize I’m being redundant by saying this, but that man is an asshat of the highest order.

"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"

by M. Fletcher on Sep 9, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenjon Barner has said that he is good at basketball.

I say that the team should play him. Based off of the UNM game, Barner would average at least 30 points a half for the Ducks basketball team.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
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by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

So we'd be down 45-30 at the half?

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know what…there HAS to be some basketball talent on the football and baseball teams. If we need bodies, this might not be a half bad idea. Don’t forget, Julius Peppers was a pretty good player for North Carolina before he stopped playing basketball his last year in school. Tuinei looks like a basketball player. Dion Jordan could provide a body at PF at 6’7", 230 lbs. Even if it’s to get a few rebounds and have an extra 10 fouls. You know damn well some of these guys had to have been pretty good basketball players before committing to football.

And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read an interview with Jordan Kent at some point

where he said the biggest hurdle he had to battle when trying to go two-sport was the concern of injury.

And he was a sixth man at best.

I would be really surprised if Chip Kelly would freely let someone like Barner, who could at any time in the next few season become our starting rb, become a full-fledged two sport.

Not saying I think he could or would completely bar it, but I think he would fight it.

Also, some of these hoopers that did not pan out were highly coveted, and still did not have what it takes to excel t the pac-10 level. The chance that these FB players are going to be productive on a team without a truly skilled core is slim to nil, in my opinion.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Sep 9, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

errr...

make that three sport. Lest we forget that Kent was not just moderately good at team sports, he was also one of the fastest sprinters in the country.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Sep 9, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

ITs LEX LUTHER!

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're right.

Even Elliott Smith was a Blazer. His teammates, though, said he wouldn’t pass the rock… if you know what I mean.

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Elliott and Sam Coomes

also, Elliott was definitely a heroin addict, but crack?!?!?!?

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddamnit, it's been seven years and it still makes me mad.

He deprived us of so much genius by killing himself.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No youtubes @ work for me

Highly unfortunately.
You’re right though, his catalog is pretty impressive, especially if you include all the bootlegs and rare recordings out there on the intartubez.

Last few months I have been playing King’s Crossing on infinite loop.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spud was awesome

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

he was, although

he’s not exactly the star of this picture.

I heart taxes.

by everett on Sep 9, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Still less embarrassing than the alternative...

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pac-10 lines for this week

Home team in caps, Pac-10 team on the left in case of a non-conference game.

Oregon State is off this week.

CALIFORNIA (-10) vs. Colorado. O/U: 51
Oregon (-12) vs. TENNESSEE. O/U: 53.5
WASHINGTON (-13.5) vs. Syracuse. O/U: 47.5
UCLA (6) vs. Stanford. O/U: 52
USC (-20) vs. Virginia. O/U: 49.5

Arizona and Arizona State play FCS teams and no lines for them are listed.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm inclined

to take the Over for the Vols game.

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by bobothevol on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easily

Unless you guys really can slow us down.

The deal with Oregon is that except for Stanford last year, no team has beaten us for a while by trying to engage in an offensive battle.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

It is a bit on the edge for me. If one team rolls I expect the reason to be because the other team’s offense has struggled, so a, say, 35-17 score either way is something I forsee. If it becomes a struggle I’d see something like 28-24, and both of those numbers are below 53…

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by bobothevol on Sep 9, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the thing

If you watch Oregon’s close games last year, they exploded on teams in the second half (in fact Oregon even outscored its opponents in the second half in all three of its losses last year).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not UW's year

http://espn.go.com/blog/pac10/post/_/id/12745/washington-loses-punter-to-injury

Washington’s senior punter Will Mahan, who averaged 40.6 yards last year, suffered a knee injury in practice Tuesday and will be out for the season.

Mahan tore both his ACL and MCL when his knee got rolled during a drill.

The punting job now falls to walk-on Kiel Rasp, a 6-foot-3, 215-pound junior who has never punted in a game.

“He’s got a great leg. He’s been terrific all training camp,” coach Steve Sarkisian told the Seattle Times. “The key is, you’ve just got to go into a game and catch the ball and punt it, which he hasn’t had to do. Sooner or later, we all have to experience (performing under pressure). He’s given us all the confidence he can do that.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

So their most experienced player is now out?

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn't even that good

After all, it was a blocked punt by us for a TD that really turned the momentum of last year’s game vs. them for good.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

That does suck. Hated enemies though they may be, I feel bad for the kid.

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Sep 9, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

I’d rather beat a rival when they are full strength, limits the excuses they can have.

Besides, its not like this kid is going to play in the NFL from the sound of it so this is it for him.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and no

I mean yeah you want them to have all their players but how lame would it be if after we smoke the Huskies again they say “Yeah? Well we didn’t have our punter!” I know punters are important and bad punting ruins lives but I think UW has bigger problems if they are saying they lost because they didn’t have their punter.

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

6'3 215?

Thats one big punter. He is like the David Buehler (too lazy too look up the correct spelling) of the punting world

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by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have a good offense, you don't need a punter

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by webfoot73 on Sep 9, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is a punter?

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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 9, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - But they teach more than football in the Tenn. locker room

Dooley had to teach players proper shower technique due to an outbreak of staph.

I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon.

by KyleC on Sep 9, 2010 11:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Not OT since we play them this week

That is hilarious.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This could be their secret weapon

There is nothing funny about Staph outbreaks.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hope they disinfect the visitor's locker room

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by webfoot73 on Sep 9, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the whole discussion about what is/isn’t okay to post from practice? (like you could forget?) Looks like the Beavers are having that discussion.

And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 9, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I rec'd this

You did a nice job there. I will say this week has changed my opinion of ‘typical SEC fans’ quite a bit. TQA linked to some pretty obvious morons, but the vast majority of things I’ve read coming out of UT fans’ mouths are intelligent, respectful, and informed.

Go figure.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s blind homer-ism from almost any fan of any team, and they’re certainly no exception (neither are we). But they seem to very reasonable, and definitely respectful. I’ve appreciated our interaction with Vols fans.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem more grounded than most

I’ve always liked Tennessee fans, if for no other reason than that “Rocky Top” is an awesome fight song (even though its not actually their official fight song).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

After spending some time on SEC blogs this week...

it seems like that SEC stereotype is just a very, very, vocal minority.

Well, and this Tennessee fan isn’t really helping their cause either.

The UO Sports Dude.com

by UOSportsDude on Sep 9, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shouldn't be that surprised

since EDSBS is full of SEC fans that seem like good people.

Just pleased. Because as Frank Burns so famously stated, It’s nice to be nice to the nice.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEINEKIN?!

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck that shit … Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t be a neighbor to her, echo.

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every good fanbase has its idiots

I have been told more than once about a-hole visiting Oregon fans but we all know that’s a small percentage.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over at the Angels blog, one commenter noticed my avatar and told me he’s had nothing but bad experiences with Oregon fans while up in Portland. It’s hard to believe that kind of stuff since everyone here is awesome. But I’m sure he interacted with two idiots who ruined his view of Oregon fans in general.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or people just get upset because Oregon fans are loud

That can happen.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being a fan from SoCal, I can tell you that while the stereotypes of LA fans are exaggerated, they are grounded in something. Big games and playoff games get really loud around here, but there isn’t the same level of enthusiasm at other times.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can tell that on TV

Granted TV mutes sounds a bit but just look at how many empty seats they were during intros of each of the Lakers Finals home games this year.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really want to get into this – but LA’s a different place. Despite what 24 might make you believe, there is traffic AT ALL TIMES. It takes at least an hour to get anywhere downtown, even if you’re two blocks away from where you want to go. And there is ZERO public transportation, which means everybody needs to find a parking spot. Which usually happens to be at least three blocks away from where you’re trying to go. Empty seats at the beginnings of playoff games are, a vast majority of the time, not the result of bad or unenthusiastic fans.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a lifelong Dodger fan who can remember having to

PEE IN THE GODDAMN CAR BECAUSE THE TRAFFIC GETTING TO CHAVEZ RAVINE LASTED THREE HOURS,

Amen, brother!

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

There is hope for you yet young Padawan.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

thanks

The UO Sports Dude.com

by UOSportsDude on Sep 9, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good interview

I enjoyed that, thanks.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not bad.

But the phrase is “shoo-in”, not “shoe-in”. A shoe-in is some kind of footwear shindig, I think.

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Sep 9, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over at Rocky Top Talk

Graysnail has a pretty fantastic post on our offense that I felt deserved a link here.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec that!

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT but Joe Montana vs. Rudy

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Joe-Montana-scores-another-touchdown-for-reality?urn=ncaaf-268408

Hall of Famer Joe Montana, then a lowly freshman lingering somewhere on the depth chart, doesn’t remember it quite as harshly. But as he told radio host Dan Patrick on Wednesday, he certainly doesn’t remember any uplifting strings swelling in the rafters, either:

    DP: Were you there when Rudy was there?

    JM: Yeah. It’s a movie, remember. Not all of that is true.

    DP: What wasn’t true?

    JM: Well, the crowd wasn’t chanting. No one threw in their jerseys. He did get in the game. He got carried off [at the end of] the game. […] Back then they tried to play someone at the end of [the season] that all the seniors could get in the last home game. The schedule was kind of set that way.

    So he got in. He did get a sack. And then the guys carried him off, just playing around. I won’t say it was a joke, but it was playing around. He worked his butt off to get where he was and to do the things he did. But not any harder than anyone else

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard that interview yesterday

man, I find the movie Rudy to be completely nauseating.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Sep 9, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it is

Its the classic sappy sports film but what makes it worse is that it reinforces this BS myth that ND is still so much freaking better than everyone else.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that movie. Love it. My favorite football movie of all time.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy

you just don’t like kid things in general, do you?

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like some feel-good movies that aren’t too cheesy. Especially ones that involve Denzel Washington.

Man on Fire is another example.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't leave him he said, Mr Frodo!

And I don’t plan to!

I don’t plan to.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What

You mean that isn’t Gollum wearing #21?

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure someone else has mentioned this as well, but this Wilcox lovefest is ridiculous.

It’s not like he has this super insight into the spread offense and it’s weaknesses. Let’s take a look at the two games.

2008 – Oregon’s starting QB is knocked out and we are forced to play Chris (I throw worse than a powder puff QB) Harper. It’s hard to operate your offense when playing true freshman who the defense has a free reign to stack the box against. His defense didn’t look so good once Thomas started slinging the ball around.

2009 – I give him a little more credit for this but even then Oregon was a complete mess even without the Boise State defense. I’ve heard from a couple different people that not all the coaches were on the same page during that game which contributed to the Chaos we witnessed. Additionally this was Masoli at his worst : locking on a WR (he seemed incapable of seeing anyone but Maehl), exhibited horrible ball control, and making bad reads on the option read. Factor in a new o-line I am pretty certain that Boise State has done anything that other coaches haven’t tried.

by ppilot on Sep 9, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 was also CK's first game

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been thinking about the same thing. I think some outlets, especially the Oregonian, like to dig into Oregon Failures of the Past. Overall, it’s an easy extra angle, and easy extra story.

by omb on Sep 9, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter of course

Results speak for themselves and hopefully we speak loud and proud Saturday night.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masoli was crap at the beginning of the year

Remember how he didn’t’ throw a single pass the entire second half vs. Utah last year basically.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is important to remember that fans were calling for the backup QB last year

Masoli is such a rhythm passer, when he rolling he is Heisman worthy. When its bad, its Harper bad.

by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 9, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Don’t talk down to Brady Quinn like that!

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you are refering to RoboMasoli.

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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 9, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be interesting to see who has made Boise State into the power it is.

And as the coaches get picked off, it will be easier to note. I think its Chris Peterson, plain and simple. The worst move Dan Hawkins made was failing to bring his staff with him.

Maybe BSU only plays 2 or 3 real games a year but the intensity they show is incredible at times. The beginning of the VT game showed that, but I give so much credit to Peterson for not wilting and being poised to win on the final drive.

by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 9, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The R-G has a Ron Bellamy interview with AD Rob Mullens, and his adjustment to the Oregon way of athletics HERE. Worth the read.

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by Takimoto on Sep 9, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you ever actually read the quack fix?

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by jtlight on Sep 9, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

flagged for not finishing the wave

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by David Piper on Sep 9, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I just got here, gave you a rec though

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by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

Sorry, I am shamed twice over. Had to leave just before I could type it in and finish and you beat me to it.

I can only blame my first lapse on my wild emotions running over at football having started again, and Saturday not coming soon enough.

by gamedaytribe on Sep 10, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

GPS Musgrave says that is no excuse

your punishment is you must watch 3 world cup games while you listen to axemen describe the intricacies of soccer overtime.

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by Matt Daddy on Sep 10, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry gamedayt, MDaddy speaks for Musgrave.

Nothing I can do about it.

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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 10, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I take your punishment, gentlemen,

AND roll, because hotdiggitydog, FOOTBALL SEASON HAS STARTED!!!! YEEHA!!!!!

Not having audio of Axeman saying anything, I substituted the godawful Rocky Top Song while watching my DVRd Brazil losing to Netherlands (PAIN!), Argentina losing to Germany (OUCH!) and USA losing to Ghana (ARRGGGH).

by gamedaytribe on Sep 10, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does Anyone?

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by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rarely.

Damnit, I even checked to see if it was in there, and totally missed it. Rule #1, Tako’s an idiot.

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by Takimoto on Sep 9, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Axemen23’s in Tennessee. No confederate flags, hicks in overalls waving shotguns or….no wait i saw a waffle house :)

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by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Go hit up a Chick Fil A

They are one of the top reasons for the south to exist.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blecch.

Find a Five Guys Burger And Fries. Don’t fill up on the free peanuts before your food is ready.

by grimc on Sep 9, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have Five Guys in Portland now

There is one out in Beaverton and one in Lake O.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

I think i’m going to get Chick Fil A for dinner though at some point later in the evening (yes it’s 5 PM and i dont care what you say) during the football game

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by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT'S 5PM?!?!

You’re in the near future!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will I finish this project by the end of the day?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I shake you, will you tell me another answer?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on if the question is

“What did axemen have for lunch in knoxville”

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by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That didn’t answer my question! I think I need to shake you harder.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont have any change on me

if that’s what you’re looking for…

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too salty for my taste.

Though that does seem to be the default burger joint de jour.

Afterwards should I watch 30 rock or the Office?

by Im Chris Hansen on Sep 9, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Community

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, as long as it's self-referential and ironic

Your hipster quotient will be up to par.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Modern Family is behind only The Big Bang Theory in current sitcom excellence.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Franchising ruins everything.

by grimc on Sep 9, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

They are really good too.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're in a Tennessee college town.

You’re not 21.

You’ve got nothing else but fast food until kickoff.

by grimc on Sep 9, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chick-Fil-A is slowly moving west.

I believe they have started in LA and its only a matter of time before they are in Oregon. Hopefully when I have to leave the south in 2012, they’ll be there.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 9, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re all over the place down here. We’ve had Chick-Fil-A in SoCal for 5 years at least. I want to say it’s been more like 8 or 10, but I’m not sure.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only recently heard from a friend about em.

He probably meant that one opened by him,and I just assumed they had just started.

I don’t get how something as delicious as Chick-Fil-A isn’t in every state yet. I don’t get why they wouldn’t have expanded nationwide in the past 5 years.

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 9, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, did a little research:
The company opened its first stand-alone California restaurant in 2004 and has since expanded to 30 locations throughout the state. Future sites are planned for the San Francisco Bay and Central Coast regions.

LINK

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 9, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have really started making a strong push into California.

Their presence here has definitely grown significantly in only a few years.

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by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are some in Seattle. They’ve just skipped over Oregon. :-(

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

much like Del Taco and El Pollo Loco

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Del Taco in Albany

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a Del Taco and El Pollo Loco in Gresham.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently there are many Del Tacos in Oregon I was unaware of. Unfortunately there weren’t any in Eugene, which severely limited my late night options for satisfying the bad fast food craving.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There used to be one in Eugene, back in the mid-late 70s. Not sure if the building is still there — it might have been chewed up as part of the Ferry St Bridge / Club Rd project — but it was right across Club from what’s now McMenamin’s North Bank.

I don’t remember the food being all that exceptional, but then I didn’t eat there much.

Aren’t there several Taco Bells still in Eugene? They’re open late most places..

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by benzduck on Sep 9, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is my great hypocrisy. I think Taco Bell is pretty gross. But I love Del Taco.

Also, true story…one of my first “I know I’m not in Southern California any more” moments in college was when I was traveling with the club water polo team. We stopped at a Taco Bell somewhere along the way (in the Portland area, I think). They had something called “Mexi-Nuggets” on the menu. These were tater tots with paprika and chili powder on them. This would not fly in SoCal. I was far from home.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

mexi-nuggets were great … i miss them

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fix'd that for ya

Here is my great hypocrisy. I think Taco Bell is pretty gross. But I love Del Taco. I put produce in my beer.

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by Matt Daddy on Sep 10, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right back at ya

Here is my great hypocrisy. I think Taco Bell is pretty gross. But I love Del Taco. I put produce in my beer. I profess to have a fine, nuanced appreciation for beer and yet spend much of my time drinking Rainier.

Maybe we should just drop it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

here's how you end this conversation

I was hanging out in market square in Knoxville around 10 PM ET last night, when these two dudes stumbled in with some sort of booze in paper bags, and were swigging and laughing there asses off. Guess what kind of beer they were drinking…..

Miller Lite.

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 10, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH THE HUMANITY!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you put them out of their misery. Were they driving a Prius, by the way?

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

in Knoxville?

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 10, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can understand hitting up Seattle

You’d think Portland would get some love though

Hopefully the NW will get a few in the next couple years

Q: How come Oregon State players haven't gotten in trouble for stealing anything from a frat house?

A: Who wants to steal a lunchbox?

by QuackQuackAttack on Sep 9, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

We Portlanders often stop big chains from coming into our city, which is why Del Taco, El Pollo Loco, Fatburger (soon I believe), Sonic and places like WalMart open up in Vancouver, Beaverton and Gresham but not in Portland. Portland is a unique place and most of us prefer our businesses to be local

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Starbucks, McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy’s, or Subway.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well sure, there are some that have been here for years, but the franchises trying to break in to Portland meet resistance

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep Portland Weird?

BTW, this is a slogan stolen from Austin, Texas.

I love both Austin and Portland, but the sloganning cracks me up. Both towns are “relatively” local, but not afraid of big chains either.

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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 9, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and Boulder stole it too

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

But you have to admit, stealing a slogan is weird...

thus keeping Portland weird in some way.

Hate that slogan, btw.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

random semi-relevant factoid that axemen read somewhere

Per Capita, Colorado Springs has the most “chain retailers” in the country

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by axemen23 on Sep 10, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is weird.

Sounds like Colorado Springs is a great place for jerks to live.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey… I’m from Colorado Springs!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops.

But you don’t live there anymore, right? Right?

Did I say “jerks”? I meant “nice folks”…

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean Republicans?

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually meant “break dancing enthusiasts” but you might actually be a little more accurate there…

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Close… I’m a breaking dance enthusiast.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

i thought that was the definition of Republican

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

read the book "Fast Food Nation"

and you’ll learn a lot about the character of Colorado Springs.

It sounds like the most stereotypical suburbia ever.

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by David Piper on Sep 10, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larger city area than Denver, and with 80% of the population?

When I was a kid, I thought apartments were only in “the big cities” like New York and Chicago.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

They had one at Lloyd center and Clackamas years ago

went out of business, or lost their lease because they were closed Sundays for religious reasons.

by duck4ev on Sep 9, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh … like In-N-Out and their preaching on the cups and wrappers … no thanks, i just want some greasy food thank you

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will suffer their preaching for a little of this though:

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you forget to link to a pic of a delicious double-double animal style?

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

oddly enough i actually posted it and it showed up. let’s try this again…

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are blocking the hotlinking…
If you go here directly… The pictures should show up for folks as long as it stays in their cache.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather it be written on a cup, then having some guy with a loudspeaker yelling in my ear.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’d be even creepier if you had some guy whispering it in your ear, don’t you think?

Religion’s just one of those things that people should just keep to themselves. Unless, that is, they make delicious fast food like IN-N-OUT… then I’ll suffer through their god-speak.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

in their defense, it’s usually on the bottom of the cup

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve always heard about it but I’ve never actually sought out these god-squad messages, so it doesn’t bother me. They’re selling the things… it’s my choice not to buy if it’s a problem.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Religion’s just one of those things that people should just keep to themselves

Not to get into the debate, and in many ways I agree with this. The problem is that it tends to be mandated by the religion to do the opposite. I have no problem with ignoring the John 3:16s, Tebow Eye Liner, and a couple numbers on random fast food cups.

Not leaving me alone when I ask them to, “ambushing” me, and forcing me into a situation that I can’t simply ignore it, does bug me.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point there. I’m speaking more about the ambush-type recruiting tactics.

Slightly OT, but I have a “NO SOLICITORS PLEASE” sign on my mailbox and have had religious types knock on my door twice now. Each time I mention the sign and the fact that I don’t really want people coming to my door selling or promoting ANYTHING, they’ve each said something along the lines of how they don’t see what they’re doing as soliciting. Sigh…

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a no soliciting sign as well,

and it doesn’t stop anyone, ever. So annoying. They still stroll up to my door and try to sell me new windows or collect for the Portland Mission. I think it’s probably because the intellect of these individuals may be suspect and they actually have no idea what the definition of ‘soliciting’ is.

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by daisyduck on Sep 10, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christianity demands that it be shared with others. You are certainly free to reject it, but it’s a bit of a paradox – you say I’m free to practice my religion as long as I don’t share it with you, while in order to practice my religion, I HAVE to share it with you. There are some tactics that are more invasive than others (and so are almost certainly ineffective and often counter-productive). But at the end of the day it’s hard to reconcile the two points of view.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a nebulous “you”, btw, not referring specifically to any commenters here.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve learned to respectfully disengage over the years. While not incredibly devout, I was raised and still identify as Catholic, so I usually just let them know that I’m all stocked up on religion.

It’s the door to door crap that really tries my patience. But oh well.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The wonders of a peep hole.

Unless they are wearing CIA/KGB quality suits, or unless they are someone I know or someone I am expecting, I generally don’t answer my door.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless they are wearing CIA/KGB quality suits

So…Mormons?

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 10, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

CIA/KGB don’t wear bike helmets and funky backpacks.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

You never said anything about accesories!

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 10, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Easy fix

Answer the door naked, they never come back after that!

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 10, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

while in order to practice my religion, I HAVE to share it with you.

You do? I’m not sure I’d agree with that, but then again I’m not Christian.

My yoke is heavy.

by qrsouther on Sep 10, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, this is opening up a whole can of worms

but lets just say that people coming to my door and being pushy isn’t exactly going to convert me.

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by David Piper on Sep 10, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have been in Lloyd Center for 20 years

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by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no Chick-fil-a in Lloyd Center

by echo31 on Sep 9, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

definitely not.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Sep 9, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

There was when I lived there, in the food court

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by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't been to Lloyd Center for a couple years

But it was always there before, and they did good business, I can’t imagine they would leave.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked it out

I guess they got replaced with a Subway. But it was there, I swear it.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was.

I have your back on that. Don’t know if there is anymore though.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 10, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

false. it’s there.

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by NEP on Sep 9, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

False. It isn’t. Hell. I was there in the food court just a few days ago.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to be there

Something about not being open on Sunday or something. Portlanders and their secularity.

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by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do remember one being there once upon a time, but I never went there. I thought they just did crappy mcnuggets.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

That’s what I think about them.

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Chick-Fil-A’s are open on Sunday (as far as I know). The ownership is Christian and wants the stores closed. I’m not sure about franchises…I actually think they’re all owned by the same people.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have an issue with this place now. Why the fuck don’t the football games start until 8?

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

So they can be good and drunk by the time they start

Duh.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we seem to be good at that @ Autzen

and we kick off at 12:30 or 3:30 usually

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by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have higher tolerances

Or something.

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by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's also 8 billion degrees with 700% humidity

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly comfortable right now

something like 82 with decent humidity, but nothing unbearable

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why the fuck don’t the football games start until 8?

Do we have to go over this again? MAAAAAAAP!!!

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by Matt Daddy on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have 12:30 Kickoffs to, you know ;-)

But it’s Awesome to have a late game under the lights. Plus, 8 for us is, what, 5 or 4 for you?

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by bobothevol on Sep 9, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, night games are great

but not when the night games are so friggin late

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by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TV rules

That is all.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

USC-Oregon tipped at 7:30 last year didn’t it? And that was in the top 3 great Duck games EVAR.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That game was at 5:00pm. I remember because I was doing a victory stroll on the field by 8:30pm.

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by daisyduck on Sep 9, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was so long ago

does it really matter any more? The police would have caught up to you by now if it was anything you really had to worry about.

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by daisyduck on Sep 9, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why we love you.

So wise. So sage.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

So enabling.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I get you a drink

while I’m getting Matt Daddy anudder one?

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by daisyduck on Sep 10, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

And we get to watch Hawaii play until midnight, not 3 AM like you guys!

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sad thing is that i'm such a football nut

I probably will be watching until 3 AM on ESPN..

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough to say,

ESPNTO might be airing the World Midget Tossing Championship of the World instead…

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My money was on Hulk Hogan

but he threw his back out collecting seashells.

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put twenty bucks on Mangino.

If Mark Mangino does not win the singles event, his uber-team of Mangino/ Charlie Weiss will surely win doubles.

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mangino had a tough DQ last year

when he was unaware of the rule against eating the midgets.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

didn’t roast the thing enough

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve hear midgets go down nicely with a blueberry cheesequake blizzard.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting,

I always thought that straight liquid butter would be Mangino’s beverage of choice when consuming people.

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drawn butter is more of an aperitif for him.

He’s always found liquefied mayonnaise to be the right pairing for live midget.

axemen23: the human vuvuzela

by HoodRiverDuck on Sep 9, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You owe me a new computer. Inexplicably, mine now has throw up all over it.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 9, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Quinn,

You are never allowed to bitch about beer subthreads ever again.

Sincerely,

Eating Midgets Subthread

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 9, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dear Gorby

This should help

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would think that if you are eating this in the first place,

You clearly do not care about your impending heart attack. So why even bother making a “lite” version?

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stuff reminds me of the Daily show, when Jon Stewart dipped one of these in Baconnaise and started to eat it. (He couldn’t get himself to go through with it)

I gagged and nearly threw up all over my living room watching that.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks,

For reaffirming my disdain towards Mayonnaise.

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well… this has started a whole new chapter on AtQ… We’ve hit our peak, and are now going down hill. I’d like to say, before it is too late – it has been nice knowing all of you!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.

In two years, you’ll find Shu and Dave underneath a portland bridge pointing at bicyclists and muttering “I declare YOU sanchez……….I declare YOU sanchez………”

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Iraq

the UO-UTenn kicks off at 2am. Gameday’s at 5pm.

(I’m planning on staying up all night and probably taking a half-day off on Sunday)

by AZ_Duck on Sep 10, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

And our 8:30pm games are televised nationally, and watched locally.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you can handle one more shameless self-promo...

…A lot of good stuff from the site today.

Update of every Duck in the NFL, now that training camp has come to a close. Just in time for the NFL opener tonight!

Link.

If it’s too much, I apologize.

The UO Sports Dude.com

by UOSportsDude on Sep 9, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodness,

If I could see any QB in the nation run our offense (other than DT, of course) it would be Cam Newton. He looks very good in all aspects of the game. He weighs 260, but runs like he is 230!

Self anointed President of the Kenjon Barner fan club.
Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So your very own TQA8 was seen tonight on local television, in the stands of the high school football game, saying “what the fuck was he doing?” after a play.

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What the f**k was he doing!!??

I like it…

That would have been much better than what Harrington said after Cliff Harris’ second touchdown last week.

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 9, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did he say?

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 10, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Harrington?

“Bah”. Literally, he just kind of grunted, and said that was the sound that his little infant liked to make. He was really at a loss for words.

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 10, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

he put it in perspective though

he said its what his kid would say. I thought it was hilarious

"I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything." - Demetri Martin

by haveasoda on Sep 10, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s weird is that my son is 10 months old and says more than that … his kid might be a little slow

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

his kid was then drafted in the 1st round by the Lions

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thats the age of my youngest

and ‘bah’ is about the extent of his vocabulary.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Sep 10, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have some high school games on Thursdays down here. Most on Fridays and a few more on Saturdays.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You scare me

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 9, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL.

….dont screw me brees.

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So I'm looking into making a road trip to Wazzu this year..

.. and have discovered that the few places to stay in Pullman are either booked up, or are fleabag flophouses charging $150/nt for a saggy queen bed that on other weekends they rent to hookers on an hourly basis.

I know some of y’all have made this trek before. Is Spokane too far away to make it worth staying there? How about Lewiston? Any other suggestions?

At this point I’m considering renting an RV and driving it up. Which means of course I’d have to hold a tailgater..

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Sep 9, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Lewiston’s not bad. The OMB stayed there a few years back, and invaded a HS game to melt some faces.

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by Takimoto on Sep 9, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lewiston is a reasonable distance but as a city, it most definitely IS bad.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 9, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we stayed in Lewiston for a water polo tourney. Crappy place, but not too far away.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

are fleabag flophouses

you just described 75% of pullman sir.

"Suck it CaDuck!" --Matt Daddy

by axemen23 on Sep 9, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that was kind of my point.

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Sep 9, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I slept in the Pulman jail one night, not too shabby really, give it a shot.

Don’t try to get arrested for drinking too much, though, not a recognizable offense In the palouse.

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by Bill Musgrave on Sep 9, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that one of those places where you don’t want to get caught not drinking?

Average Score Since 2004: Oregon 42 Washington 17

by benzduck on Sep 9, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ducks layed an egg

I want to say 1st and foremost that I am thouroughly looking forward to another great
football season for Oregon ! Growing up in Eugene and playing my High school FB
games in Autzen. I think this is the best TEAM we have ever had ! it will Take a few weeks for the polls the find a balance but i do believe we are a top 3 team. This week i predict
UO 47 Vols 17. I am excited to see how things shape up , if Oregon can truly run the table
( I think so ) and how many teams will be udefeated at the end of he Season. I hope for
the good of all football there are 4 or 5 undefeated eams T THE END OF THE YEAR.
WE need a PLAYOFF system after he bowls

The Ducks will definitely get snubbed again ( if they rubn the table )

mARK e cARROLL

by QuackerBacker on Sep 9, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ducks layed an egg

The point I was trying to make was simple, in he past we have had a tendency to lay
an egg in he bowl games, this team is experienced and have been to bowls games
year afer year …. HIS TEAM IS READY FOR ANYONE

mARK e cARROLL

by QuackerBacker on Sep 9, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Beer and Produce

I’m not a drinker, but my roomate appreciates beer, in massive quantities, as often as possible. After seeing all the debate on fruit in beer I asked him for his take on the issue:
Me: “Some people drink beer with fruit in it, like a slice of lemon or lime.”
Him: “Why the hell would you do that?”
Me: “Well, because it tastes better.”
Him: “If you’re drinking beer for the taste, you’re doing it wrong.”

by JonathanPDX on Sep 10, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

I’m doing it wrong.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 10, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you’re drinking beer for the a fruity taste, you’re doing it wrong.

good beers tatste great, like Tricerahops … bad beers taste terrible, but no beer should taste like juice … that’s what juice and vodka is for

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh…beer with fruit in it doesn’t taste like juice. Any more than putting a lemon in ice tea makes it taste like juice. It simply enhances the flavor of an already tasty beverage.

But I suppose saying that for the 800th time isn’t going to convince anybody. I don’t drink beer to get drunk, so I suppose I’m doing it wrong too.

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by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t like IPA, so I’m not letting your opinion have any affect on me

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll still drink them, though. I’ve only had a few in my life and just haven’t developed a taste for them.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gorby doesn’t have these kinds of issues.

And in the Yell-O corner, with a 2009 conference record of 8 wins, 1 loss...the REIGNING...DEFENDING...UNDISPUTED Champions of the PAC TEN...the Oregon Ducks!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 10, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that Gorby's place!?

Lucky!

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Only after disaster can Tennessee's defense be resurrected -Tyler Durden

by CaDuck on Sep 10, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s true. That commercial was filmed at my house.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know where i’m going next time i’m in Anaheim!

by echo31 on Sep 10, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not our fault – we would have preferred a bamboo hedge, but the trees were there when we moved in, and the damn HOA threw a hissy when we tried to take them out.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 10, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool, your friends seem nice.

Chairman, Tako Owes MCD a Half Rack of Keg Stickers Committee

by Bill Musgrave on Sep 10, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, thinking about it, the whole religion discussion that's starting above

isn’t going to lead to a good place. I’m going to go ahead and close up the comments here as a preventative measure.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Sep 10, 2010 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

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