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An Offering to Juju: The PANIC Episode

The BCS Championship game is just hours away.  Over the course of the final 24 hours before the game, Takimoto will be presenting a series of lexical offerings to Juju. And what display of Juju worship would be complete without some panic?

Fifteen Things I'm Scared Shitless Will Happen Tonight

  1. Cliff Harris fumbles a return, especially the opening kickoff or the first punt of the night.
  2. Darron Thomas can't find a rhythm passing the ball.
  3. The offensive line doesn't shake off their rust, and Nick Fairley spends the entire first half in the backfield.
  4. We try and play too fast, get hit with a few procedure penalties, and never get comfortable on offense.
  5. Eddie Pleasant ends up covering a wide receiver one-on-one, and gets beat for a big play.
  6. Our linebackers disappear like they did in last year's Rose Bowl
  7. Darron Thomas gets hurt.
  8. Brandon Bair gets hurt.
  9. Jordan Holmes gets hurt.
  10. John Boyett gets hurt.
  11. We take too many chances, and turn the ball over.
  12. We play too conservatively, and miss big play opportunities.
  13. Rob Beard misses a field goal.  Or two.
  14. We have one of our games where we forget how to tackle.
  15. We lose the game, and it isn't close.

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.

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