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5 Bold Predictions for the 2011 Season

Quarterback Daryle Hawkins is poised for a breakout year in 2011...at wide receiver.

For me, the heartbreak and disappointment following last Monday's game was relatively short-lived and has been swiftly replaced by optimism for the 2011 season. The Ducks are poised to start the year ranked in the top 5 (for the first time ever, by the way) and return a core nucleus of playmakers on both sides of the ball. Questions still surround the departing offensive linemen and arguably the best linebacking core in school history, but there's a lot to be optimistic about, particularly with the intangibles (special teams, quarterback, coaching staff, etc.). And because it's never too early to make outlandish and bold predictions, here are 5 for the 2011 season:

1. Oregon will beat LSU in Dallas to start the season.

Right now, it seems like this game is more or less a toss-up. But after closer examination, it's looking like Oregon's to lose. To start with, in addition to the departure of several senior defensive standouts (Lazarius Levingston, Drake Nevis, and Kelvin Sheppard), the Bayou Bengals lose All-American cornerback Patrick Peterson and leading rusher Stevan Ridley to the NFL Draft, as well as their offensive coordinator to Maryland (whom we're all familiar with...and no, Crowton haters, getting rid of your coordinator, no matter who he is, isn't an advantage in the season's first game). Oh, and they didn't lose certifiably insane head coach Les Miles to Michigan. Just ask yourself this question: Who wins the coaching duel between Chip Kelly and the Mad Hatter? That's like asking who's smarter: Stephen Hawking or Paris Hilton? Advantage: Oregon.

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2. Daryle Hawkins will emerge as an elite weapon...but not at quarterback.

It seems like every year since Kelly arrived in Eugene, a new pass-catcher has emerged as a surprisingly elite producer for the Ducks. In 2007, it was Ed Dickson. In 2008, it was Terence Scott. In 2009, it was Jeff Maehl. This year, it was Josh Huff. So, assuming the trend continues, who will be the perennial "pleasant surprise" for Oregon's high-octane offense in 2011? Allow me to introduce third-string quarterback Daryle Hawkins. The Omaha native, who currently sits behind Darron Thomas and Bryan Bennett on the depth chart, is an extremely gifted athlete (think Chris Harper) who appeared at QB, running back and wide receiver this past season. He even rushed for 68 yards and a touchdown on 10 carries against New Mexico in September. Nevertheless, to the naked eye, Hawkins looks every bit the part of a difference-maker at receiver: He's tall (6'4") and wiry (192 lbs), and very athletic. With the departure of Maehl and D.J. Davis, and with opposing defenses likely to focus their attention on Lavasier Tuinei, you can count on Hawkins to get significantly more reps, and expect those reps to translate into a lot of offensive production.

3. The Pac-12 Championship will be played in Eugene.

Fans of the other Pac-12 teams are going to say this is hardly a lock. But after looking at next year's conference schedule and the new divisional alignment, it's hard to imagine a team with better odds. In the North, Oregon's toughest game will likely be a trip to Stanford. But even if (and I do mean if) we drop this game, Stanford still has to travel to USC and Oregon State. We say every year that Cal will be much improved, and once again I believe it, but we've still got the Bears at home. Same with the Civil War. Likely our toughest South-division games (USC and Arizona State) are also in Eugene. Simply put, we absolutely should host the conference's inaugural championship game...and I believe we will.

4. The Ducks will rush for more than 4,000 yards.

Only three schools (Navy, Nevada, Georgia Tech, twice each) have accomplished the feat since 2005, but with the return of LaMichael James and Kenjon Barner, another year of Thomas running the zone read, and new options with redshirt freshmen running backs Lache Seastrunk and Dontae Williams, expect it to finally happen. The Ducks came less than 300 yards short this year (3,721), and that was without LaMike for one game. Of course, they won't be able to do it without a strong offensive line, which leads me to the boldest of the bold...

5. Oregon's offensive line will be bigger and better.

The Ducks lose three key starters (center Jordan Holmes, tackle Bo Thran and guard C.E. Kaiser) from a unit that was arguably the most efficient in the country, finishing fourth in the country in rushing yards per game while giving up only 10 sacks all season. But after getting absolutely dominated by a bigger, faster and more athletic Auburn front seven in the BCS National Championship Game, much has been made of their size (or lack thereof). The three needing to be replaced weigh an average of 290 pounds. Replace those three with Darrion Weems, Nick Cody and Ryan Clanton (a combined 293) and add a few pounds to Carson York, and the Ducks have a chance to be bigger...and potentially better. In fact, of the 4 senior offensive linemen graduating, only one (Holmes) is 300 or more pounds, and two of the other three weigh less than 285. This unit also has arguably the best offensive line coach in the conference, which makes for vast and fast game-to-game improvements.

Got a few bold predictions of your own? Think I'm losing my mind and want to tell me about it? Let's hear your takes in the comments.

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Your Kool-Aid is fucking YUMMY.

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 18, 2011 4:04 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

I drink it up!

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by PaulSF on Jan 18, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you gonna eat your fat?

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 18, 2011 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay

I don’t know what movie that is, but it totally looks like Ralph Fiennes and Tom Selleck. That can’t possibly be right.

by daisyduck on Jan 18, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions  

There will be blood

by echo31 on Jan 18, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Daniel Day Lewis as Tom Selleck without the Tigers hat.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Jan 19, 2011 1:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not buying the 4000-yards rushing.

Not with the DT returning and the arsenal he’ll have around him.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2011 4:12 PM PST reply actions  

Oregon will win the national championship in 2011.

I’m gonna be the first one to say it.

Before this last year, the optimistic view was a Rose Bowl victory this year, followed by a chance at the title. Why should that change because we exceeded expectations year one?

How’s that for a bold prediction?

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2011 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

where is the 2011 game?

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by webfoot73 on Jan 18, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

On fake turf

Even better.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 19, 2011 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe next year’s in New Orleans.

by ntrebon on Jan 18, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

University of Phoenix Stadium.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Reply fail

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 18, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I see what you're doing there.

Funnin’ their use of ’11 rather than ’12.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

So these are BOLD predictions?

They seem very reachable.

1. LaMichael James wins the Heisman
2. Darron Thomas wins the Heisman…..Really?
3. LaMichael gets 2000+ yards next year. Only 3 RB’s ever in the Pac 10.
4. We return to the NCG…and win it.
5. Cam Newton is found guilty by the NCAA…AUB has to vacate thier wins and Titles.

by ericalancanty on Jan 18, 2011 4:17 PM PST reply actions  

1. possible
2. possible
3. Not likely, he has too much help.
4. Possible, but really hard to do.
5. Probably not next year, the NCAA is way too slow.

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by QuackinAK on Jan 18, 2011 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Bold Predictions

1. We’ll win at least one game.
2. We’ll lose at least one game.
3. Darron Thomas will throw the ball.
4. LaMichael James will run far, far away from the D.
5. Chip Kelly won’t deal with your bullshit in interviews.

War Mallard.

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 18, 2011 4:29 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Who's the "newcomer" with the biggest impact?

Huff was a Swiss Army Knife of skill this season. Receiver, return man, running back. All as a true freshman. We have a gold mine of talent either coming in or tossing aside those red jerseys. Also, we have some key positions that need to be filled. So, who will make the biggest impact? Ebert? Wallace? Lyerla? Seastrunk? Williams? Bennett? Sumler?

Personally, I’m going to say Wallace. I think because of his combination of size and speed, Coach Al won’t be able to resist using him right off the bat at both LB and DE.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2011 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

Williams or Wallace.

Williams should get some chances to punch the ball in the end zone in short yardage situations and be used as a general change of pace from the Barner and James method.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 18, 2011 4:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Can we have a photo of Wiliam Wallace, please? (Braveheart)

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by Famous Duck on Jan 18, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I say Lyerla

Rivals sometimes has a “This guy reminds us of….” section on a recruit’s page. On Colt Lyerla’s page, that section is occupied by Brian Urlacher.

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by RDreamer on Jan 19, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree.

He’s more of a “bruiser” and “change of pace” back. I hope Seastrunk works on return and receiving skills rather than sulking and worrying about his place on the team over the layoff. He has phenomenal skills and could be a real “X-factor” if he comes in focused and with his head on straight.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

if 3 of those happen

After loosing the NCG i gotta say that LSU game becomes the most important game on the schedule, because if oregon looses that game they will look like a paper lion to rest of the country, think ohio state circa 2007, or Oklahoma the since LSU in 04.

Please don’t underestimate les miles, that guy is one of the best coaches in the country.

Please ducks. you have to beat LSU everyone whoes last name doesnt involve ‘eaux’ will support you,

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by kmacsm on Jan 18, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions  

Lose! For the love of God LOSE!!!

LOSES that game, not LOOSES.

/petpeeved

And if we don’t beat LSU, we’d need a whole lot of help to get back to the NCG. So yeah, it’s important.

Fuck you, Juju. We'll do it ourselves.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 18, 2011 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

For a while it was a meme on here to use the word "loose" and "looser"

In place of lose and loser.

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by CaDuck on Jan 18, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

It looks like he forgets how to clap in that first gif?

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 19, 2011 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Let's be fair...
He even rushed for 68 yards and a touchdown on 10 carries against New Mexico in September.

Didn’t just about everyone on the team rush for 68 and a TD in that game? ;-)

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by Dakatak on Jan 18, 2011 4:49 PM PST reply actions  

We’re talk about a redshirt freshman third-string quarterback rushing for almost 70 yards on 10 carries. The point is, he’s athletic and a shifty runner, and we’ve only been given a brief preview of what’s to come.

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by PaulSF on Jan 18, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Wholeheartedly agree

Just giving ya a hard time because New Mexico is such low hanging fruit.

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by Dakatak on Jan 18, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

GO LOBOS!

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by PaulSF on Jan 18, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Dion Jordan

He’s 6 foot 7 and only 230 , playing DE. How much weight do ya’ll think our coaches and trainers will put on him over this offseason? any chances of him getting to 250?

In my opinion , if he gets his weight up without losing ans speed or agility… he will be an absolute beast!!

by oregonduck11 on Jan 18, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions  

Jordan is just flat out a body type that cant add much weight.

He will always be on the lean side for a DE. He will never come all that close to 250 IMO

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by CaDuck on Jan 18, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions  

wasn’t hoping for that answer , but heyyy , weight isn’t everything! We’ve proved that.

by oregonduck11 on Jan 18, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. our line really proved it in the National Championship.

/dodgesrottentomatoes

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2011 6:21 PM PST up reply actions  

That was one loss , didn’t we have twelve wins though?

by oregonduck11 on Jan 18, 2011 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Its true that weight isn't everything.

It would be really interesting to see Jordan drop into coverage here and there and provide our defense with a ton of versatility (like Kenny Rowe did last season). Jordan is definitely quick enough (because he isn’t a big 370 pound 3-4 DE) to be able to do so.

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by CaDuck on Jan 18, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Batting down Passes

I recall the coverage of spring training mentioning Jordan batting passes out of the sky numerous times during the spring scrimmages. Dude is designed like a hybrid WR/Pass-D LB.

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"How DOES anybody stop you guys?!?!"

Me: Uhhhhhhh. er, well...

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by metacym on Jan 19, 2011 9:33 AM PST up reply actions  

DeathROWE

speaking of "undersized defensive players’ I read Kenny Rowe ended up finishing pretty good in the Shrine game from the P10 blog. Anybody have further coverage on this? I could see Rowe and Matthews seeing NFL play time sooner than expected. Byrd and Chung didn’t seem to take long to start getting noticed.

Old Guy Trojan fan defeatedly smoking a cig in the bathroom line @ the Coli during halftime:

"How DOES anybody stop you guys?!?!"

Me: Uhhhhhhh. er, well...

Go Ducks!

by metacym on Jan 22, 2011 8:57 AM PST up reply actions  

I disagree completely.

I think we could see him weighing in at around 245 pretty easily come fall camp. He only switched over to the defensive side this year and I’m expecting big things from Dion next year based off this. Coach Kelly said over and over after the switch that he seemed like a natural at defensive end so I can’t wait to see what he does with another year with coaches Rad and Azz!!!

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 18, 2011 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Dion "The Mantis" Jordan

I think Jordan might have been recruited as a WR originally.
I could see the guy as a wLB doing almost exclusively pass-D.
But seems like Aliotti demands the starting LBs be versatile.

Old Guy Trojan fan defeatedly smoking a cig in the bathroom line @ the Coli during halftime:

"How DOES anybody stop you guys?!?!"

Me: Uhhhhhhh. er, well...

Go Ducks!

by metacym on Jan 19, 2011 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

He was a Tight End.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 19, 2011 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

are you on quack?!?

LSU is every bit as big as Auburn. They are reloading with huge recruits again too (see espn class rankings). The mad hatter has won a national championship already. The advantage is still Kelly’s I think, but we aren’t a very good road team either. 2,000 miles to travel and they travel 500??? It is a virtual home game for LSU.

Based off this first bold prediction I am ignoring the other 4 comments.

GO DUCKS!

by nattybound2k11 on Jan 18, 2011 5:44 PM PST reply actions  

troll?

how aren’t we a good road team? we’re 9-2 since Chip Kelly became head coach.

Just because we are THAT good at Autzen (undefeated there two years in a row, baby!) doesn’t necessarily mean we are bad on the road.

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2011 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What scares me is the whole “extra time to prepare for a Chip Kelly offense” thing. That, on top of the long-distance aspect, doesn’t make me very optimistic under normal circumstances. And LSU is no Boise State.

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by benzduck on Jan 18, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

And LSU is no Boise State.

Are you saying LSU isn’t proven?

by JonathanPDX on Jan 18, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

their field is purple?

by echo31 on Jan 18, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not worried about the time

Kelly has changed his offense every year since he got here. He uses the same base principals but tailors the offense to the players he has. Our offense this year was not exactly the same as last year or the year before, I expect Chip to add new wrinkles and with so many skill positions returning, especially RB and QB he has returning experience ready to learn a whole new bag of tricks to go along with what they already know.

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by Quack Addict on Jan 19, 2011 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Seasonal Expectations

After the "09 season, I was ecstatic about how the Ducks played their way to the RB. It seemed they were at their pinnacle. I was overjoyed that the "10 season would potentially start at the level of play we ended the Rose Bowl loss with.
In the off-season CK & the A-Team modified and overhauled much of the Ducks’ football mechanism. And the upgraded Ducks hotrod better than ever this past fall.
I cant imagine that the experience of a BCS title season, Retaining a myriad of veteran key players, and reloading with a top-10 recruiting class could produce anything less than stellar results.

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"How DOES anybody stop you guys?!?!"

Me: Uhhhhhhh. er, well...

Go Ducks!

by metacym on Jan 19, 2011 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that nattybound2k11 is being a troll, just realistic. You can certainly make an argument that on the road we score A LOT less than normal and it is a fact that it is the only time under Kelly we have lost

2009 away games:
@ fBSU – scored 8 points – lost
@ UCLA – scored 24 – won
@ UW – scored 43 – won
@ Stanford – scored 42 – lost
@ UA – scored 44 (in 2 OT) – won
@ Rose Bowl – scored 17 – lost

2010 away games:
@ Tenn – scored 48 – won
@ASU – scored 42 – won
@ WSU – scored 43 – won
@USC – scored 53 – won
@ Cal – scored 15 – won
@OS – scored 37 – won
@ BCSCG – scored 19 – lost

by echo31 on Jan 18, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I just think his last statement, along with when he activitated his account, came off as a bit troll-y

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't count bowl games as away games. They're neutral site.

They once showed a clip of the Oregon offense to the French. The French decided to surrender, just to be on the safe side.

by QuackQuackAttack on Jan 18, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions  

fair, but they aren’t played at home

by echo31 on Jan 18, 2011 8:33 PM PST up reply actions  

and we play LSU on a neutral field, so those games are relevant

by echo31 on Jan 18, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

How neutral is a field when 3/4 of the fans are supporting one team?

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by benzduck on Jan 18, 2011 11:34 PM PST up reply actions  

This.

It was noticeable in the NCG, it’ll have an effect for the LSU game too.

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by Brass-billed on Jan 19, 2011 4:40 AM PST up reply actions  

whats a troll?

when i say terrible road team i mean we have lost on the road. i was particularly thinking about the bay area and the desert when i wrote that. we lost to stanford and barely beat cal this year and it took a huge defensive performance to beat asu and arizona the year before was an OT game. maybe a bad road team was an over exaggeration, but its the same to automatically say we are going to beat LSU. and i believe it is virtually a home game for LSU. as far as my account name, i found this blog at the beginning of this season. ive been a duck fan since before the 95 rose bowl when i was 8 years old. so calling me a “troll” i am not really sure what that is supposed to mean.

by nattybound2k11 on Jan 19, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Whuh?
we lost to stanford and barely beat cal this year

by grimc on Jan 19, 2011 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what year he's in

but it says January 19th 2011 on my cpu

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by axemen23 on Jan 19, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Took me a minute to figure that out too

I think he’s saying We lost to Stanford (on the road last year) and barely beat Cal this year.

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by Quack Addict on Jan 19, 2011 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Calling Oregon's team

the last two years a terrible road team had to come off as a troll. Terrible on the road is CAL this year, I don’t know if they won a single game on the road. Throwing out a strong absolute like that is guaranteed to get a reaction from a passionate fan base like ours especially when it has no credibility. We have a winning record on the road, sure the Arizona game last year came down to OT but we won, that’s what counts. We only scored 15pts at Cal, but we won. We lost the NCG, on the last play of the game. Since CK became the HC we’ve lost by 8, 9, 9 and 3 points, it’s not like we’re getting blown out in these games.

Is Oregon a worse team on the road than at home? Absolutely, nobody here will argue that, but calling them a “Terrible Road Team” is a bit much.

Based off this first bold prediction I am ignoring the other 4 comments

So you saw one thing that you didn’t like, cried about it in the thread and ignored the rest of the work that Paul put into this post. I don’t know if anything else screams TROLL so loudly. Or maybe you’re just still bitter about the NCG.

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by Quack Addict on Jan 19, 2011 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

you don't take into account 2 big factors

ASU: the temperature was triple digits at kickoff. Lets see you throw pads, etc. on and play football.

UA 2009: Arizona was a damn good football team that year, much better than their showing in the holiday bowl that december. It’s not like we were supposed to beat them by 40

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by axemen23 on Jan 19, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

sorry.

let me start over please. we are not a terrible road team. we are an awesome team. period. we struggle on the road at times and that scares me. im ignoring the other 4 predictions because i am so concentrated on the lsu game right now that its too much for me to think about everything else. and yes i meant stanford on the road last year and cal this year. i agree those teams are good. i also agree that cal sucks balls i hate them (my brother went there). and yeah i am still pretty bitter about the national championship game but i still love my ducks! even those who call me a troll…still wtf is a troll?

by nattybound2k11 on Jan 19, 2011 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

A troll is someone who posts comments just to rile up the group.

Here

I don’t think you’re being a troll, so don’t sweat it. You’ve defended your position and why you stated what you did. Some may not agree with it, but your message was obviously not meant to start a flame war or to troll.

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 19, 2011 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

also, i am sorry to paul i think you guys do a phenomenal job with your posts.

ive been hooked on this site since the start of this season and particularly love seeing info about the recruiting and article threads. i was a little obnoxious in my first comment (ever) and the title of that post was pretty lame.

by nattybound2k11 on Jan 19, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

i didn't think the original comment was even all that bad man, i knew what you meant.

welcome, have fun.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 19, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

wtf is a troll?

are you new to “teh interwebs”?

by echo31 on Jan 19, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn't sweat it. Most of the time a "troll" is a fan of another team also

Which you clearly are not. I think there was a bit of an over-reaction to your comments. We are a bit sensitive to trolling around here because the beaver and fBSU fans employ it so frequently. They along with many other fans are jealous of our “recent” facility upgrades and success courtesy of Uncle Phil. Welcome to being a posting member of ATQ!!! Fellow fans inputs are always appreciated by me.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Jan 19, 2011 2:48 PM PST up reply actions  

We say every year that Cal will be much improved, and once again I believe it, but we’ve still got the Bears at home.

Sadly for me I think Cal’s one more year away from returning to the 2004-06 Tedford glory years. Lots of young talent, but still too young and still no QB. I’d happily be wrong though!

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by norcalnick on Jan 18, 2011 8:17 PM PST reply actions  

Something to ponder…

4 out of the top 5 recruiting classes belong to the North division: Oregon, Cal, Stanford and UW. USC is currently number 1. Given how OSU tends to find diamonds in the rough, how hard will the north be when compared with the south.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/football/recruiting/teamrank/2011/PAC10/all

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by dvieira on Jan 18, 2011 9:50 PM PST reply actions  

Good question.

I think in a few years, it may be a lot tougher. But next year, I think the North is an easier road to toe (especially given our home games against our division foes).

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by PaulSF on Jan 18, 2011 11:53 PM PST up reply actions  

stupid school computers.

anyway, when you go by “average stars per recruit” instead of by the total rankings, the list goes like this:

1. Oregon (3.57)
2. Cal (3.56)
3. Stanford (3.33)
4. USC (3.28)
5 (tie). UCLA/UW (3.00)
6. ASU (2.85)
7. Oregon State (2.77)
8. Arizona (2.76)
9. WSU (2.25)

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by axemen23 on Jan 19, 2011 1:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice work, axe master. recd

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by Famous Duck on Jan 19, 2011 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

2011

I am more concerned with DT getting his mojo back. It seems he lost it when Costa went down and he never got it back. Our offense went from quick to fairly fast. We never wore the defenses down after that point of the season. There was a short spurt in the Civil War where we ran some quick plays and it worked rather well. There had to have been 10 to 15 plays against OSU where DT had an open field yet he handed the ball off rather than taking off himself. This I think is a major concern. What makes LaMichael so dangerous has been the alternative of DT taking it the other way. Other than that, I think the Ducks are reloading rather well and we can’t forget about our depth across the board which the press has no clue about. Go Ducks……….

by Florida Duck on Jan 19, 2011 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

you Duckers quack me up
Who wins the coaching duel between Chip Kelly and the Mad Hatter?

I won’t state the obvious in terms of credentials. I’ll just keep chuckling to myself.

Damn, my eyeball tastes good.

by Gekko Mojo on Jan 19, 2011 7:58 AM PST reply actions  

Everyone can complete against the Mad Hatter!

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 19, 2011 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

I'd say if you look at the length of their relative coaching tenures, you're right about their credentials.

The comparison is pretty laughable. CK wins in a landslide.

This is the backhanded Gekko we all know and love. Where have you been lately?

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 19, 2011 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

My bold prediction

My bold prediction is two losses and a trip to the alamo bowl, because the magic isn’t there.
I have watched many a college and professional team almost win the “big game” and never return to that elite level because the pieces just don’t come together.
Nothing like breaking in a new offensive line, at cowboys stadium, in front of a mostly LSU crowd.
Does DT have a sophmore slump?
we lost a lot of leaders from this group, guys who might keep a Seastrunk in line when he starts moping.
Does Cliff Harris become a leader or a deion sanders distraction, who stops tackling?
If something goes wrong early, like a loss at LSU, do guys start pointing fingers?
Look at the blow up between quizz and his offensive line this year.
I hope like hell we have a good year, but it is hard to retain chemistry like we had this year.

by Bandduck23 on Jan 19, 2011 11:55 AM PST reply actions  

Two words, One name.

Chip Kelly.

He is the Glue that keeps everyone together, You better believe he’ll keep Kash and Lache in line and I think DT will only be better with a year under his belt.

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by Quack Addict on Jan 19, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

That name gives me faith

I don’t mean to be the total debby downer, if anyone can take this team even further it is Chip Kelly, but I do like to keep my expectations in check.

by Bandduck23 on Jan 19, 2011 2:25 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

"keep my expectations in check...?" See this/

http://www.cnbc.com/id/41158809

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 19, 2011 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd for Debby Downer

Also accepted:

Picky Peter
Negative Nancy

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 19, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh, I can't wait until these become memes, oh how wonderful.

We have ALOT ALOT of Picky Peters.
We have a few Negative Nancies and Debbie Downers.

HRD will be the purveyor of the titles.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 19, 2011 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

We'll also need a Gloomy Gus

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 20, 2011 8:00 AM PST up reply actions  

And how could I forget

Chatty Cathy

THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.

by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 20, 2011 8:01 AM PST up reply actions  

This should be permanently affixed to axemen.

by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2011 8:17 AM PST up reply actions  



OH WAIT
wrong blog…….

by Mikeno on Jan 20, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I've heard of a saber tooth tiger

But never a snaggle tooth tiger. That is one fucked up looking tiger!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jan 22, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions  

well

the ducks will lose the Civil War at home, I’ll tell you that much ;-)

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by sergey606 on Jan 19, 2011 2:27 PM PST reply actions  

Hahahahahahaaaa

/wipestearsfromeyes

That’s awesome, really. Thanks. Wait….are you talking about basketball?

by daisyduck on Jan 19, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I was gonna say it would be a cold day in hell,

but how about a heat wave in November when that happens?

by MCD Mom on Jan 19, 2011 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

while your heads are so huge

and you overlook OSU, the beavs will nip the ducks in the butt.

Like the 2006 USC vs OSU match-up

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by sergey606 on Jan 19, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

will do

gonna need to my gloating in.

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by sergey606 on Jan 19, 2011 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Gloaty McGloatenstein??

by daisyduck on Jan 19, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought that was me.

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by axemen23 on Jan 19, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Your title has been usurped.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought you were Gloaty McGloatenston

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 21, 2011 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

The McGloatensteins are from Ireland and they have a little different tone.

I’d say this guy is more likely a Gloatenstein.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 20, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

OT

Last week I called my noisy purse dog Barky McBarkenstein. My kids fell over laughing.

by daisyduck on Jan 20, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Wait, you have a purse dog?

I don’t know why this surprises me, I just wouldn’t figure you to a purse dog girl.

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2011 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

P.S. Aren’t they supposed to be called handbags?

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by Matt Daddy on Jan 20, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

You're right - I'm not a purse dog girl

I don’t suppose he is technically a purse dog since I don’t take him anywhere in my purse, I don’t put bows in his hair or dress him up in anything, or talk baby talk to him. But he is tiny (6 lbs) and useless (except for being lethally cute) so I like to call him my purse dog, mostly for the irony of it. But we also have a German Shepherd, so that keeps me from feeling too bad about the purse dog.

P.S. – a handbag is a fabulous accessory (hopefully designer) in which one keeps their personal belongings. If you were going to cart around a tiny useless dog with you everywhere, it would definitely be in a purse.

by daisyduck on Jan 21, 2011 8:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Barkrat might be another name for a superflously barky purse dog.

Or Sir Charles Barksley

Or Barkkeep, pour me a shot of shutup.

Maybe good for another few kiddie laughs.

At our house, when we want an overly barky doofus (lab mixes here) to shut up, we use “SHATAP”, said with the sharp accent of an Austrian speaking english a la Brad Pitt in Seven Years in Tibet.

Just some important facts and figures for everyone.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 21, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm also allowed to a bold prediction

so that just happened.

Go Beavs.

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by sergey606 on Jan 19, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

he's got a point

prediction accepted.

let laughing commence.

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by axemen23 on Jan 19, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

hell yeah

we’re all allowed to laugh. I’ve enjoyed several at your guys’ expense.

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by sergey606 on Jan 20, 2011 9:28 AM PST up reply actions  

STFU TROLL

WE"VE WON 3 IN A ROW THREE-PEAT BABY GONNA BE A FOUR-PEAT BEAVERS MORE LIKE LEAVERS YOUR WEAK GIRLY TEAM COULDN’T BEAT IT’S WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER SACK MUCH LESS BEAT THE MIGHTY DUCKS. YOU’RE SCHOOL IS TERRIBLE AND BY EXTENSION YOU ARE TERRIBLE GAYSHEEPGAYSHEEPGAYSHEEP HAHA YOU’RE BEST PLAYER IS A MIDGET AND HE JUST QUIT NO ROSES FOR BEAVERS 37-20 37-33 65-38…

Wait, where am I? This isn’t Oregon Live….

Let me start over. That’s a brash position good sir. Oregon State will pose a formidable challenge, but I am fairly confident that our lads are up to the task! May the best sportsmen win!

by omb on Jan 19, 2011 11:46 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

haha

this was funny. y’all is crazy

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by sergey606 on Jan 20, 2011 9:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Nice rant, but the spelling was way too good for it truly to reflect the Oregonlive commentariat.

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by Gorbachav5 on Jan 20, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Despite all your proper spelling, I was legitimately impressed.

Good show, sir! Good show!

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 21, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

You will come to regret this

I Agree with most of #1. Right on about the losses. I’m cautiously optimistic about what Krag1N1 will do, but lets be honest, a potted plant as OC would have been seen as a great hire around mid-season this year.

HOWEVAH, this is merely playing with fire:

Oh, and they didn’t lose certifiably insane head coach Les Miles to Michigan. Just ask yourself this question: Who wins the coaching duel between Chip Kelly and the Mad Hatter? That’s like asking who’s smarter: Stephen Hawking or Paris Hilton? Advantage: Oregon.

Kelly smarter than Miles? Sure, I’ll give you that one. But the trail of tears in the SEC will tell you that just because you think you won the game, and even if the refs tell you you’ve won the game, you havent really won the game.

It’s Les’ world, even we don’t understand it.

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by PodKATT on Jan 20, 2011 4:51 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Very well said. WIth Les Miles the only thing to expect, is the unexpected. Partly because Les Miles doesn’t expect it.

I hear The Devil made a deal with Les Miles, and Les Miles now owns The Devil’s soul.

It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"

by JShufelt on Jan 21, 2011 11:44 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Les Miles is JiJi.

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by Bill Musgrave on Jan 21, 2011 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Oregon will beat LSU in Dallas to start the season.

I had to laugh when I read this. You should check around with some previous national championship coaches and what they think of Les Miles before writing these types of comments. I think your analogy is completely stupid. You’re going to get your butt kicked!

by Totally Spoil on Jan 23, 2011 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

Thank you for your informed post.

         Others may not be impressed but I am.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Jan 23, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

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