The Praise Juju Thread
by daisyduck on Jan 5, 2011 11:43 PM PST
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You might be Christian, Jewish or Buddist,
You might be Muslim, Hindu or Atheist,
You might be Agnostic or Something Else.
But, if you're an Oregon Duck fan, you believe in Juju!!
Most Exhalted Juju,
We are quietly confident, as you have seen fit to bless us extraordinarily this year. But we are not arrogant (as you know our SEC brethren can very often be.) We know we owe our Joy to you Juju. Please give DT's arm Herculean strength. Please give LMJ's feet Mercury's speed. Please befuddle Cam Newton's aim and agility. Please make Nick Fairley as weak as a baby.
On Monday, Most Distinguished Juju, please say 'Go Ducks'!
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of SB Nation or the Addicted To Quack Moderators. FanPost opinions are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable Oregon fans.
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Most of us have done our part!
I don’t think it has reached the Cheers to Nate Costa thread, tho.
REC IT UP!
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
I expect nothing but humbly wish for my team to play their very best.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 5, 2011 11:52 PM PST reply actions
ALL PRAISE JUJU
We are just your lowly followers. We thank you for everything you have given us and everything you have not taken from us.
wants to challenge the definitions of sin and search the world for lovers of ultimate beauty but never settle in.
Mighty Juju,
We didn’t ask for your help this year. You did so much for us last year, rescuing us from the depths of chaos and propelling us to a Pac-10 title. It seems selfish to take so much from you while contributing far less than I am capable. Therefore, almighty Juju, should you choose to bring us a national title, I will bring Tako Tuesdays back. For good this time. Dear sweet Juju, I am a servant at your feet.
Faithfully submitted for your approval,
Matthew Junichi Takimoto, UO Class of 2010
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Jan 6, 2011 12:14 AM PST reply actions 12 recs
For Tako Tuesdays!
I’d slaughter a lamb (but not in a kinky baver way), or light candles, or sacrifice a virgin once he’s done interviewing the Gameday crew
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 6, 2011 1:02 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
For the Shire!
For Sparta!
For KEG STICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 6, 2011 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
Junichi?
"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller....I'd say Chip made an alright decision.
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Jan 6, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
It's Japanese for Juju worshipper
Duh.
THAT'S RIGHT, Kenny Wheaton you did. You cut back into GREATNESS.
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 6, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
Mmmm... Junichi...
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
I am wont to blaspheme...
but I will never speak ill of Juju. All honor and praise be.
…Ducks and Ducks and Ducks
Praise the almighty Juju!!
Jimmy Fallon helped produce the first ever college football power ballad, and it was for the DUCKS!! http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/oregon-ducks-power-ballad-1511/1268353/
by LookatMybigDuck on Jan 6, 2011 1:18 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Don't know what it is...
but that gave me a quiet confidence…
The OMB
Already has a cover in the works.
BCS stands for Boise Can Suck it. I am naturally a proud supporter of the current BCS system.
Praise you mighty Juju
I am humbled by your power and what you have done for the mighty Ducks in 2010.
We will sing your praises to infinity and beyond!
"David Paulson dropped a ball one time just to see what it felt like. But he didn't like it so he decided not to do it again." -Mark Asper
Oh master JuJu
we follow in the footsteps of your humble servant CaDuck. And like your servants before him, if he fails, we will kill him.
Benzduck: ATQ's historian since 1894
Oh Mighty JuJu...
I humbly submit an offering of pure suffering to you.
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
by JShufelt on Jan 6, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The most important game requires the most painful memories.
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
You're right
Harrington’s worst collegiate game came during the 2000 Civil War game against the Oregon State Beavers, Oregon’s arch rival. Harrington threw 5 interceptions (and fumbled once), earning the Ducks a 23-13 defeat and costing them a trip to the Rose Bowl.
Oh great and powerful JuJu
Lest we forget your powerful ways I submit to you an offering of my pain(in no particular order as only you know the pain these games have caused me):
1.) 2nd Independence Bowl
2.) the 1998 loss to UCLA
3.) Every loss to a Rick Neweasel team.
Take these examples as sacrifices to that your humble servants can cheer the Ducks on to victory in Glendale on Jan. 10th, 2011
"The only proven shortcut to success is hard work." - Chip Kelly
oh JuJu...
I STILL wince every time I see this.
"The only proven shortcut to success is hard work." - Chip Kelly
by the_Duckinator on Jan 6, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsi9V03xc5s
all praise be to the juju
"Leaf's pass..." would have been enough without the visuals
I’m thrice humbled
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 6, 2011 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
I'd like to say that as an Auburn guy...
and after having read many comment on ATQ referring to JuJu, I have know clue what/who Ju Ju refers to, but I have a very strong internal feeling that would absolutely NEVER allow me to offend Ju Ju. It just wouldn’t be right!
lot of people here might think Cam is the Anti-Juju...
but have fun next week. hope we give you a good game
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 6, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Dearest Juju
I think we all know how much my 2010 sucked outside of Duck football. I mean, really, three family members dying in a span of 6 months, a 40th birthday, and all of that other shit you poured on me was a little much. But I took it with a brave face, and with the firm belief that in the end you would turn my sacrifice into Duck football glory. Well, here we are in 2011, and I’m not demanding a payment, I’m just reminding you in a timely fashion that I came through on my end of the deal.
And while I’m at it, I’d like to just point out that if there was ever somebody taunting you for a giant Juju beatdown, it’s fucking Cam Newtom. Just sayin.
be careful. The all-knowing, all-seeing Juju can see through such statements. Only in being truly humble and focusing on one’s own pain can you hope for Juju’s mercy.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I humbly submit as my offering, the greatest and most painful thread EVER on ATQ
.
Dear ATQ,
Re-reading of every painful, self-flagellating item of gore in this thread is mandatory. The team will be putting their sweat, blood and tears on the field. It behooves us to suffer for the cause, as well.
Incidentally, this thread isn’t a bad one to reflect upon, either. Digest, fellow Ducks, digest. The utmost penance and humility is asked of you. I am confident you will all deliver.
GO DUCKS!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
SINNERS. HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN THE PAIN THAT JUJU BROUGHT US? HEATHENS.
He was only five-foot-three but girls could not resist his stare... Chip Kelly never got called an asshole.
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAAAAAAAAT????
In other words, what the hell are you talking about? Juju has delivered EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Oh, now I understand JuJu.
This is the one that will be fucked by the donkey.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 6, 2011 6:51 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Nearly flagged
for blatant taunting of JuJu
BCS stands for Boise Can Suck it. I am naturally a proud supporter of the current BCS system.
Oh great JuJu, I want to thank you.
I thank you for the contractor who has taken four extra months to finish a job he announced, in writing, would be finished four months early around twelve months ago. Without this experience, I would not understand the patience under duress required to be fucked by a donkey. I know not yet what value this understanding will have, but I trust you will provide me the opportunity to be fucked by a donkey soon. When it comes to things like getting fucked by donkeys, you always seem to come through.
For this, now and always great JuJu, I thank you.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
Bill, we remember your great sacrifice to JuJu
And I deeply apologize for this.
In 1988, an even better start. 6-1 after another win over the Huskies. Then, QB Bill Musgrave decided to attempt to tackle an ASU linebacker with his collarbone. Crack went the shoulder, and Musgrave and the Ducks were done for the season, with five straight losses
Juju,
I kneel humbly before you to ask you to throw the O on Monday and lead our Ducks to victory. I urge you to curse Cam Newton to go down in game ending fashion on the first play not unlike Ryan Katz’s near mishap. Please take Nick Fairley out of the game at the first sign of dirty play. Bless DT with a rocket-arm, LMJ with lightning speed, and CK with master playcalling. Jesus doesn’t help a team win a football game. We need the power of Juju
"Whiskey Dick? Awww, cool!"- DuckFanAndy
JuJu
Please remeber me being a young man and asking my father why the hell our D line was lining up 2 yards off the ball every play and my dad rolling his eyes and saying “I guess that what they do in Canada.” Christ that was the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen.
by Mattsh on Jan 6, 2011 7:24 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Not an insult to Canda....
but to the D coordinator from the CFL that tried to convince us that setting the D Line 2 yard off the ball would be the next great strategery. It ended poorly.
JuJu
I have known sporting pain. I saw the Blazers in 2000. I have experienced the ballad of Greg Oden. I felt the pain of losses to fBSU in consecutive years, of the Dixon knee injury, and the baffling hurt that was the BCS snub 10 years ago. I appreciate this pain because it makes this glorious day we are about to experience so much greater. And now I ask of you, let LMJ be fast and healthy, DT be smart and poised, and Harris focused. Let CK be a brilliant as always, and let Matthews slow down Cam Newton.
Mighty JuJu, I ask for your power one last time. Thank you.
I dispense B.S. and facts. It is up to you to figure out which is which.
Huard’s gonna go back to throw the ball…
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
by Takimoto on Jan 6, 2011 9:53 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Sets up, looks, throws toward the corner of the endzone...
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 6, 2011 11:26 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
It is INTERCEPTED! INTERCEPTED!
"There’s no reason Brian Cardinal should be blocking your shot on a fast break." - Golden State of Mind
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 7, 2011 1:11 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
The Ducks have the ball!!!!
Taxes don't kill jobs.
by shenanigans on Jan 7, 2011 6:59 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
The 35! The 40! Kenny Wheaton's GONNA SCORE!
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
by 071903 on Jan 7, 2011 8:14 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
THE 20 THE 10
12-0
Addicted to Quack
by Matt Daddy on Jan 7, 2011 8:39 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
TOUCHDOWN! [<--- Official ATQ line ]
TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOOOWWWWNNNN!!!!! [ <—— Acurate gamedaytribe transcript of call ]
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 7, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
KENNY WHEATON! ON THE INTERCEPTION!
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
by JShufelt on Jan 7, 2011 2:19 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
It wasn’t green, and someone else made sure it turned green at the same time as someone else.
It’s spelled "J-A-Y-S-H-O-E-F-E-L-T-J-S-H-U-F-E-L-T"
because it’s my comment and as a mod I can give it as many recs as I want to… so there.
12-0
Addicted to Quack
On Monday, Most Distinguished Juju, please say ‘Go Ducks’!
Not just Monday but everyday after as well! We must all take our punishment and we have accepted it with grace almighty Juju. Accept it as our payment to you and give the Ducks your approval.
"We will not settle for average, we will strive for greatness." Chip Kelly
Huard’s gonna go back to throw the ball…
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
Whoa, don't know how that happened.
It’s a double post an hour and twenty minutes apart. Juju, what does this mean?
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
It means SBN Filter didn't lock your shenanigans down.
"There’s no reason Brian Cardinal should be blocking your shot on a fast break." - Golden State of Mind
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 7, 2011 1:11 AM PST up reply actions
I can't be held down
by no SBN Filter!!!!
Oh, you’re talking about something else.
Taxes don't kill jobs.
What the hell do you mean what does it mean?
It means: Sets up, looks, throws to the corner of the endzone…
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 7, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
It is INTERCEPTED! INTERCEPTED!
"There’s no reason Brian Cardinal should be blocking your shot on a fast break." - Golden State of Mind
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 9, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
Hallelujah, y'all.
We’ve been praying to the Mighty SEC Gods that the Ducks smite the damned AU tigers with a 40 point loss. I don’t know if it’ll help, but I’ve got a shot of my finest whisky to offer to your JuJu on behalf of the Bama faithful.
I hope y’all run them out of the stadium and back to obscurity where they belong.
by Queen of the Universe on Jan 7, 2011 9:16 AM PST reply actions 4 recs
Exactly.
Tell us JuJu, what do you want? What do you want us to do?
Do you want me to gouge my eye out?
Anything JuJu, just tell me.
Welcome to Glendale, Arizona's Antique Capital
by Bill Musgrave on Jan 7, 2011 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
And your finest whiskey is???
If it’s scotch, should be Laphroiag. If bourbon, Wild Turkey 101.
Life is a sport: Watch other people play it.
This is now the most rec’d piece in ATQ history.
Juju will smile upon this.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Oh mighty JuJu..
I have worn a Duck t-shirt every single day since the Civil War in your honor. Clients have looked at me strangely, I have tangled myself up while sleeping in them, my mom chastised me at Christmas for not dressing up, and my dates found it strange when I was otherwise naked. I offer these humbling moments in your service. I beseech you: bless the Ducks and bring us home the NC.
Your humble servant,
M. Fletcher
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
oh mighty Juju
the power is all yours.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Oh exalted Juju,
It may be asking too much of you, but can you help SB Nation run smoothly tomorrow? The ability to see new comments from the front page is a wonderful thing. Thank you, oh great and powerful Juju.
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
Juju answered your prayer just in time for the big day!
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Praise Juju!
Addicted to Quack, home of Bill Musgrave, the best ever.
Welcome to the club, Cody Ross. You can stay at my house.
today is the day
juju we need you today, I know you will not disappoint us.
Juju,
I believe I may sacrifice my already eaten lunch in hopes it will appease you in this late hour.
Thank you for all you have given and I humbly pray for one more victory.
Taxes don't kill jobs.
I feel I must give a sacrifice of my own.
October 4th, 2008. With the Badgers down 3 and having a chance to win or tie, Wisconsin QB Allan Evridge elected to throw an interception. The Badgers lost to Ohio State for the 2nd year in a row, and the Buckeyes cheered like they’d won a ****ing Super Bowl afterwards.
Never again. NEVER AGAIN.
"There’s no reason Brian Cardinal should be blocking your shot on a fast break." - Golden State of Mind
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 10, 2011 7:33 PM PST reply actions
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