Quack Fix: With LMJ presumed out, Thomas and Thomas will need to step up against ASU
The Ducks haven't faced a tough team since the season opener against LSU. But that changes this weekend as the Ducks host the 18th ranked ASU Sun Devils, and ESPN Gameday will be in town. Of note, the Ducks opened as 15-point favorites. I would say that seems high, especially with LaMichael James also definitely out, but, I'm not betting against the Ducks at home.
- Aaron Fentress has the latest in LaMichael James Elbow Watch 2011. And basically, we don't know anything. We'll "just have to wait and see" while LaMichael continues to get unspecified treatment. If you missed it over the weekend, Fentress also had a good piece on LaMichael's injury, the reaction of his family, and his injury in high school.
- Adam Jude has a similar piece on James' injury, but also covers Chip Kelly's Sunday teleconference. Kelly talked about why LaMichael was still in the game, though I don't blame him at all for that. If LaMichael is gone, the Ducks should be in decent shape, and Kelly says he's "pleased" with the depth at the position.
- With LaMichael presumed out, De'Anthony Thomas will become even more important. He has been very good at both running back and receiver this season, but his role will become even more important.
- Meanwhile, George Schroeder says that it's now Darron Thomas' time to step up. The passing game has been a disappointment this year, but we saw some flashes against Cal, with Josh Huff and De'Anthony Thomas making some nice plays. That will need to continue.
- Against ASU, Thomas' performance will be magnified against a surprisingly good ASU secondary. Though they lost their star Omar Bolden, ASU boasts the second-best pass defense in the conference (according to opponent passing rating). Coming in first? The Ducks, who are giving up only 6.0 yards per attempt this season.
- It was a rough weekend for the Oregon volleyball team. The Ducks dropped home matches to California and Stanford. Both were top-10 teams, but it drops the Ducks to 5-3 in conference play.
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Go Ducks!!
It’s going to be a long week waiting for this matchup of two top 20 teams at Autzen to roll around……
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 10, 2011 7:24 AM PDT reply actions
I keep wondering about this too....
Someone mentioned that there is a Nascar race that is going to be televised on ABC in the evening primetime slot. Not sure if this is true, I just keep waiting for them to announce that the time of the game has been changed.
We’ll see I guess.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 10, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If they haven’t changed it now, it won’t be changed. 10:15EST is the time.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Thanks
Now I can plan accordingly. We have our med school beach party (I go to school in the Caribbean) that is an all you can drink, all day event. Usually culminates in 4/10 people not being able to walk by the time it’s over. With our 10:15pm kickoff (in east coast time) this game guarantees I will be relatively sober at the end of the party.
How you feeling about our secondary in this one JT?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 10, 2011 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they’ll be fine. I was actually pretty shocked this morning when I looked at the pac-12 passing defense statistics.
Oregon’s secondary is putting up secondary numbers similar or better to last season (at least against FBS opponents). The main problem is that the defense is not creating turnovers. In a 13 game season, we’re on pace for only 7.8 interceptions (as opposed to 21 last year). Though there is this drop, we’re on pace to give up the same number of TDs as last year, and roughly the same opponent completion percentage and yards per attempt.
And according to advanced statistics, our pass defense is significantly improved.
I think the biggest problem is that our rushing defense has taken a step back. Linebacker play has been a disappointment, and not having Michael Clay on the field really hurts. When we get him back, I think we’ll see significant improvement.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Turnovers generally are down
DT’s INT was our first turnover of any sort since the LSU game.
I think we’ll force some vs. ASU, they like to give the ball up.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yep,
We haven’t played ASU yet. How many picks did we get off that game alone last year? 6 of the 7 total turnovers?
My parents believed in me.
A lot of that was because Threet was a turnover machine
But Osweiller isn’t far behind.
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It was ridiculous
and we needed every one of them to pull that game out. Saturday’s game could be a close one, but Autzen will of course work to our advantage.
My parents believed in me.
Their game vs. Utah was close until Utah turned into a turnover machine
I think if we take care of the ball, we win.
They don’t have the offensive firepower we have, even without LMJ, not even close.
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Yeah its on ESPN
ABC doesn’t have the prime-time CFB game this week so we’re it.
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Colorado game at 12:30 on FSN on 10/22
FWIW.
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this seems to put the earlier Cliff Harris discussion to bed:
Kelly said Harris’ playing time "is all based on how you practice and how you prepare. I’ve said since Day 1, just because you’re reinstated, every person in this program earns their way on the field. …
Please direct all inquiries regarding playing time to one Mr. Cliff Harris.
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How does this put anything to bed? This is a rather meaningless coach-speak statement that does not shed any light on the situation.
Is Cliff Harris not trying (which is something I highly doubt)? Is he not “conforming” to the defense, which has supposedly been a problem since Harris has been on campus? Is he still having problems off the field? This statement does not answer any of these questions.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think Cliff has an attitude problem (well duh)
And Chip is trying to handle it best he can.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
What makes you think that Cliff has an attitude problem?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I think that's what Chip may be getting at
Players like Cliff always ride the line between effective and crazy.
But then again since Chip doesn’t talk to the media, I dunno.
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This
is all based on how you practice and how you prepare.
Is about as specific as CK has ever been in answering a question about a player’s status. I think he’s making it pretty clear that Cliff does not practice well enough to earn the starting spot.
We’re talking about practice, man. Practice.
My parents believed in me.
In what way does Cliff not practice well? Is it that he’s not working hard in practice (which I highly doubt)? Or is that he’s not “conforming” to the defensive system, which Aliotti mentioned last week, and has supposedly been a constant problem since he’s been at Oregon?
Yeah, that’s about as specific as Chip has been, and that is not specific at all. It’s coach-speak bullshit.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
That’s the way Chip has always been. You expect something more? He has always kept these things under wraps.
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While it’s always “been” that way, I’d argue he’s actually getting even worse with it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Yeah, it’s true. And I don’t like it either. I want to know as much as possible about the football team. I’m a fan, it’s natural. I think you said something to the same effect last week.
I’ve just come to accept that’s the way Kelly is, and there’s really no getting around it. I hate that Harris isn’t seeing more playing time. I don’t know if Kelly is handling this correctly or not. How will we even know, other than seeing that he keeps a good hold on the respect of his players?
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I’m sure he’s keeping tight lipped about anything and everything, especially with the media, until he’s been given the go-ahead re: NCAA the investigation.
I just hope he loosens up a little bit after that. I like Kelly’s snark and wit. But even that stuff is going away, and we are getting less and less information, and as a selfish fan, it’s starting to annoy me.
I’m not owed the information, and I understand why Kelly keeps this information close to his chest, but it is abrasive to a my nature of wanting enlightenment.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Totally agree
I want all the information and I want it now!
To Gorby’s point about keeping the respect of his players…I imagine that every player wants to start and those that want it badly will work hard to accomplish it.
This is exactly why Cliff can’t start. I can’t see that the players would disagree with CK’s decision. I wouldn’t want to be passed over by someone who didn’t work as hard.
Plus, these things have a way of getting policed internally. How long before players (who know they are better with Cliff starting) start calling him out? Sometimes people who have problems with authority react to their peers better. But so far it doesn’t seem to be playing out that way.
My parents believed in me.
I wouldn’t want to be passed over by someone who didn’t work as hard.
I think this a massive an unfair assumption. At no point did Kelly say that Cliff did not work as hard. This issue has come up over and over, and it’s always about “conforming.”
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I wouldn’t want to be passed over by someone who didn’t conform either.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 10, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t want to be passed over by someone who was worse than me.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
At the end of the day...
effort got Rudy in the game for a token play or two. Cliff will be on the field against ASU. He played a lot against AZ and probably had a lapse of judgement leading up to Cal and will redeem himself this week.
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He doesn't like the way he practices or prepares
I think that strongly implies effort or attention to detail, which is just another form of effort, as is “conforming”.
The bottom line is he doesn’t prepare the way the coaching staff wants him to. You can call that whatever you want, but that seems to be plainly stated by CK.
It’s not for other disciplinary reasons related to off the field issues, apparently.
My parents believed in me.
What do you expect?
And why does it matter? It seems its an issue with how Cliff practices and not other “off the field” related issues.
I can imagine that Cliff is the kind of person for whom football comes easy. CK clearly wants his starters to be leaders and you’re not going to lead/start if you don’t practice the way he wants.
My parents believed in me.
I still don’t quite understand
As far as I can tell, when CK says the above about CH13, he could just be saying, “Cliff’s in my doghouse and I am trying to irrationally punish him because I just don’t like him. Yeah, in the limited playing time that I’ve given him, he plays great but I just don’t like his personality.”
Yeah, I know I am being harsh on CK, but I can only go by what I see and Harris is playing well when he gets a chance and it is game performance more than practice performance that should be the #1 factor in playing a guy. To keep him off the field at this point, CK must feel like Harris is a cancer and nowhere have we seen public evidence of that.
Like all coaches
CK has expectations of his players. Is he trying to break Cliff of his bad habits or potential attitude problems? It seems so. If then, why? Is he just power-tripping? I don’t think so.
CK has stated multiple times he really likes Cliff, and every game I go to Cliff is not far from CK on the sidelines. Therefore, I think CK is doing what is best for Cliff in the long run: making him accountable.
My parents believed in me.
When CK draws a line
it’s not in the sand but in concrete. As we start loading up with “super elite” recruits, I think we will begin seeing this more, or recruits will see how things are handled before committing and either modify expectations/performance or go somewhere else.
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If he is practicing anything like he in fall camp last year, then I can understand. He threw a lot of temper tantrums when things didn’t go his way and he sulked a lot. That was the main reason he wasn’t on the two deep to being the season last year. However, I thought he had turned things around. Is it possible he reverted to those antics due to his frustration of not getting the PT he thinks he deserves?
Its hard to deny the guy when he leads our defense with pass breakups with 1/4 or less of the playing time as everyone else, but if he isn’t practicing well I can understand Chip’s move.
I had a friend in high school who probably could have been a WNBA player. She couldn’t handle authority and played for something like 6 junior colleges but could never make anything stick because of her attitude problems. Chip may be seeing some of those traits in Cliff.
He threw a lot of temper tantrums when things didn’t go his way and he sulked a lot.
Wait, what? When did this happen?
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I noticed it quite a few times in fall camp last season. However, once the season got under way it looked he grew out of it. I’m just hoping he doesn’t revert back to that.
Huh.
I clearly remember being told several times early last year that Harris’ problem was that he was undisciplined in the system: he freelanced too much. I believe CK said this even. And as the season went along he got more playing time and became a started precisely because he played more within the defensive system.
I never heard of temper tantrums though by no means am I that close to the team. But if they were common early last year I can see the connection to not playing within the defensive system.
But that makes me wonder all the more about this year. He appears in games to be playing in within the defensive scheme. I would think that if he wasn’t practicing well that it would show when he got playing time, but that is not the case as we can all see. The kid is a stud cornerback and certainly doesn’t act like a diva when he’s in the game.
So I can’t help but see a disconnection here between Harris’ playing time and what Kelly is saying happens at practice. I don’t know the answer, obviously, but I really wonder what is going on and Kelly’s comments only sow more confusion on the situation IMO.
I think it was more of an issue with him being so hard on himself, that he would basically just quit on himself if a few things didn’t go right. Like I said he looked like he grew out of it rather quickly. However, that is practice. Not once have I seen him do this in a game situation. Of all the plays I can think of last year where this would have occurred, it would have been when Criner burned him for the longest TD of his season. He didn’t let it get to him and played a great game overall.
Kid is a stud, and I hope we start seeing him more and more. He was in the perfect position on every pass in his area against Cal, that’s a lot more than we can say for some of our DBS and Safeties (Boyett excluded).
It puts to bed the notion that Cliff Harris’ limited playing time is some sort of carryover of his off-field problems. I think it answers Matt’s question about the inconsistency of punishment related to those kinds of problems.
Cliff’s issues are strictly on-field practice and preparation problems. Of course we don’t know the details of that.
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One big reason not to bring back LMJ this weekend
I’m afraid of what this guy would do to him, dirty player that he is:

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Do you follow
evilvontaze7 on twitter? it’s a pretty funny fake twitter account.
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Frickin Hilarious!
One of the best fake twitter accounts ever. After dissing Salt Lake City last weekend, can’t wait to see what he has to say about Eugene.
"Sweet home Alabama"
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long.
He or she has already said this about the state of Oregon,
“Glad we’re playing OSU at home. Last time I went to Oregon, all my oxen died, my son got bit by a snake, and my wife died of dysentery.”
Is that a picture of the entire state of Arizona?
I would have just gone w/Vontaze or that 6’8" QB, but hey, you are the Curse guy.
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He's obviously still mad about January.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Haha, actually not really.
It’s a picture of a place called “Bombay Beach” which was a booming tourist vacation spot on the Salton Sea around the 1950’s (as a big wave of vacation development arose there). Eventually all of the agricultural runoff destroyed the lake and all life in it. I just sort of found this picture fascinating.
Anyways, here is a cool mini documentary on youtube about it.
So....where's Vontaze?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
RT @espoaz: UA has tried to give Mike Stoops the boot for weeks. Unfortunately they enlisted Alex Zendejas to do it and he keeps missing.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 10, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Not sure why I went down this bunny trail...
But I was thinking about Stoops and his antics, followed by what I presume to be his departure at the end of the year (or before, if he keeps the current lack of win-streak alive much longer), and went over to Arizona Desert Swarm. They are calling for his head. All 6 comments posted since Saturday.
The community over there is…not engaged. Do Wildcat fans have a non-SBN site they frequent, or is there just not a great following of the team on the web? The fans are – at least when climbing onto the field way too early – enthusiastic and participatory when they think the team is going to win.
I’ve been a reader/member of this blog – occasionally posting comments, mostly lurking – since before it was an SBN site (2006-ish). Throughout that time, the bloggers, mods, contributors, and commenters have been engaged, thoughtful, and enthusiastic of their team and support, regardless of on-field success.
So I want to thank you – all of you – for your thoughts, your moderation, your contribution, and your thoughtful (and occasionally emotional, sarcastic, or vitriolic) comments.
I think LMJ is going to play on Saturday.
No link, no insider info, I’m just calling my shot.
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Makes sense.
You are a “babe” after all.
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by axemen23 on Oct 10, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Wow, I'm impressed. Solid.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If there was ever a time to bring back the sledgehammer..
Have LMJ come out with the hammer and pump his team up…but in no way do I want him playing against a dirty, undisciplined D like ASU. Although, if he does play, I would be 100x more nervous than I am throughout any game, but it would be really awesome to see.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Can you imagine?
Autzen peeps will LOSE THEIR FREAKING MINDS if he runs out on the field. I believe they would have to make a Hollywood movie about it.
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SLEDGEHAMMER?!
Why don’t you call my name?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Hmmmm, I wonder, too.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
How long was Jahvid Best out?
When he dislocated his elbow a few years back. And, maybe HRD can answer, how much help a similar brace to the monster one Best wore would help out and get LBJ back sooner than later?
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
If I remember, it was an air cast on Best's left (non-carrying) arm
So I’m thinking a brace on LMJ’s ball-carrying arm might not do the trick. We’re all still guessing, but my guess is if MRI showed ligament damage, we’d have already heard about plans for surgery. So it’s probably just a matter of his pain level, and how much he can stand getting his elbow smashed and grabbed while it has a ball tucked in there.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
What kind of braces do they make for a dislocated elbow
I.E. is it a shoulder harness, webbing, etc?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
All depends what the goal of the brace is
Support, immobilization or protection.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 11:49 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
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For game time it would be something along the lines of this:

Could have a lock out to prevent full extension
Guy's got the mechanized "attaboy" at ready.
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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Come on
LMJ is clearly too fat to wear this.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that guys seems pretty happy to be wearing that brace … imagine how much happier he’d look if he had just run for 200+ yards against ASU
That picture reminds me of your blog entry where you talked about the thing you guys bought for Wyatt where the model baby on the package was just in heaven and you couldn't understand why.
Things like that.
Wha?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
When my son, Wyatt, was about three weeks old he broke his femur (he has brittle bone disease). It would have been impractical and probably dangerous to put him in a half body cast, so they used something called a Pavlek Harness. It basically just immobilized his legs so the fracture could heal.
Anyway, there was a picture of a baby wearing the harness on the packaging of the harness itself. Like a picture of a baby on a package of diapers or a box of baby food, the baby is wearing this harness and grinning from ear to ear. I can tell you that my son was probably wondering what drugs they gave THAT baby to make him so happy about wearing the harness.
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This makes more sense.
How old is the little ducker now?
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s about 19 months. I have been meaning to do an update post for awhile, since there were a lot of people here who were very supportive of us when he was born. I am making a solemn vow that I will put up a fanpost before the end of the regular season.
In short, he’s doing fantastic. He started walking a little more than a month ago, and other than a freak accident where he fractured his skull right before he turned one, he hasn’t broken any more bones.
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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 10, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Excellent!
Go Wyatt!
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And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job, parents. BTW, when his skull was fractured, did he throw up?
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I seem to be saying this a lot today
Wha?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, he didn’t. We took him to the ER and they kept him overnight for monitoring to make sure there wasn’t any internal bleeding or damage. It turned out there wasn’t. His face was swollen like a pumpkin, but the next morning he was flirting with the nurses like nothing was wrong.
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Cool. Wha? Just checking to see if this was a case of Wyatt Earp.
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¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Perthaps youd wi hr mushtriken
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Can he throw his football yet?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Is that Clark Kellogg?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Um
Between that brace and that picture, it looks like he may have hyperextended something while hyperextending something.
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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 10, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t there always ligament damage with a dislocated elbow?
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Jay Allen tweeted
that word is that there wasn’t any ligament damage. I know, it’s the twitters, but I generally consider Jay Allen pretty credible.
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Not always
Dislocation just means the joint got out of place, ligaments are stretchy enough that they might not tear, just depends upon the mechanism of injury.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 11:48 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LMJ = Stretch Armstrong.
I have it on good authority that when he was a kid growing up in Texas he’d pop his elbow out at recess just to impress the impressionable and gross out the sensitive types.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I'm thinking the biggest worry is risk of relapse.
LMJ is a warrior. Not just taking his big-mouthed diva word for it – he’s demonstrated it thoroughly. If it’s just a pain issue, he’ll be back sooner than later. I wouldn’t think he’s out more than one game if it’s just a pain/comfort issue.
But risk that it could happen again is obviously a much bigger deal – rushing him back only to lose him for later, or more importantly, risk of rushing him back only to have longterm damage that would affect his NFL prospects or more general later life functionality.
I don't think that's likely.
If the dislocation is reduced, that’s all there is to it. It’s no more likely to re-dislocate than it was before.
And assuming no ligaments are torn, but he is still in pain, then he has what equates to a sprain. He’s not going to re-sprain it without a similar freak injury happening again. Sprains take a variable amount of time to heal, but many people play basketball on sprained ankles, for example. The risk is pain and swelling moreso than worsening an injury.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
Don’t know what to make of it. I would not be surprised if he could play, looking at that. I would also not be surprised if he was out for a few weeks.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the interweb
FWIW….
Best hurt his elbow Sept 27th and was back Oct 18th where he ran for 107yds on 16 carries. He also had 4 receptions for 33 yds. This picture above was taken 2 weeks later on Nov 1st.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Maybe Benz can tell us how well LBJ played back in the day.
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
Eddie Pleasant in Moseley's practice update:
Like I said, he’s a big part of our offense, he does some great things for us, but we can’t hold our head down just because he’s not playing this week."
Doesn’t sound good that he will pull a miracle comeback…
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I can’t believe Eddie let is slip he wouldn’t be playing. He’ll get a few stares for sure.
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He will dress
And decoy. Duck decoy that is.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 11:25 AM PDT reply actions 17 recs
Where the hell is my mustache guarantee?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's in my sig.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
This is, as always, amazing.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Oct 10, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I think this guy needs some boner pillz

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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 10, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 11 recs
best line ever
Pop that joint right back in where it belongs!!!!!
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I was quite proud of that one.
I must admit, this is getting harder each week.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Magic Johnson could not have dropped a sweeter dime.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for the Magic reference
top 5 favorite bball players ever
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 10, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
9 out of 10 women agree.
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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I crazy for thinking there is a small chance James plays on Saturday?
I know where I come from, and when you always have in mind where you come from the rest will be easy. I think the rest will be easy.
-- M. Rivera
Are you my echo from the future?
I know where I come from, and when you always have in mind where you come from the rest will be easy. I think the rest will be easy.
-- M. Rivera
The irritating thing about identity theft
is not so much the pain in the ass of contacting my credit card company to alert them that my CC# has been stolen and used on Rhapsody and Amazon Digital Downloads.
It’s the realization that my good name has now been associated with Pitbull, Katy Perry and something called “Lmfao”. And a Hotmail email address.
/mixingflakesofshreddedcreditcardwithtearsofrage
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
But, Pitbull is in charge of having a real good time!
LMFAO. not so much. but they do apparently declare themselves in charge of party anthems. So that’s something.
Let’s spend a Benzduck dime
Let’s spend a Benzduck dime
Let’s spend a Benzduck dime
Let’s spend a Benzduck dime
Heeeeyyyyyy
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Oct 10, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
SUCH a bummer. I once had mine stolen and they charged $1200 AT WALMART. As if.
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They must have purchased the entire store.
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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 10, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
All shoes and handbags, right?
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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Question
Is the uoduckstore the only place you can buy the “I love my ducks” shirts online? One of my friends that lives near Philly wants to get one but they don’t have any larges on there except for pink or tye dye & he doesn’t want those
You talking about the 'Pillz?'
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Is this directed towards DAT?
@LATimesklein
Gary Klein
Kiffin on WR Marqise Lee: “He’d be lining up at Oregon probably if we told him he was going to DB.”
I think Kiffin realizes he made a mistake
in trying to make DAT a DB when he didn’t want to play in that position.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 10, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish we made the Mad Hatter more angry he wanted DT as a WR
/stillbitter
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Buuuuut
Also really happy DAT is here.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe.
Priorities for many players aren’t always the priorities for schools. It is my understanding most players wanted DAT to be a CB.
It’s possible that Kiffin wouldn’t have let DAT be on offense at all, unless there was a string of injuries. Does that mean he regrets that? Maybe. Maybe not.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I seem to remember Carroll beating Oregon for a few prospects
a while by promising them their favorite position, only to stick them somewhere else on the first day of camp. The one that comes to mind most is the LB Campbell, though the way things shook out for him that might not have been a bad miss on our part.
On the other hand, Bellotti was adamant that Allen Bradford could have been making piles of money in the NFL as an early entrant had he come to Oregon and played LB. But USC let him stick at RB, where he was serviceable, and I think got to the league, albeit after a longer and more disappointing college career. And making a lot less than the hypothetical piles.
But also
I think some of these kids don’t give the coaches a fair shake. Both Kiffen and Miles in the DT situation were very surprised by the commitment switch. I have to wonder if DAT & DT really stated their concerns to the coach and gave them a chance to respond. DT says once he heard Miles say ‘You are a great athlete" it was all over for him, while Miles contends that he was always going to compete for a QB position. I think it may have been the same in the DAT case (because you know he’s not a punk- he’s a good kid).
Teenagers are somewhat notorious for not really sharing what’s on their minds. And they don’t always have great self-advocacy skills either.
While I’m thrilled that both of them are here, it’s possible they may have stuck with previous commits if they just had a heart to heart with the coach about their concerns.
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You’re making a large assumption: that Lane Kiffin has a heart.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Can you imagine DT at receiver?
Especially at a school like LSU. I’m actually surprised his offer stood as a non-QB. I don’t think he’s nearly fast enough to play WR.
I don't know his 40 time off hand, but I'm sure he'd do well in the slot.
He’s tough enough for you to count on him catching the ball and coming down with it, without worring about getting hit.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
4.52 in the 40. So, maybe not a burner, but certainly fast enough to be competitive at the position
Keenan Allen is a 4.56. He’s not in the Robert Woods a 4.4.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen a couple highlights of DAT at CB it’s just hard to believe that he would be as good a CB as he is RB/WR for us
Maybe because we're used to seeing players be only good at one position? He's really, really good at several.
What I think makes him so successful in the TZR is he’s not afraid of contact. He’s the anti-Lache (yup, totally went there).
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
but the guys on USC blogs swear he was always injured in High School (they may be right, I literally had no idea who he was until he sent in his LOI)
An injury in high school doesn't necessarily mean he will forever fear contact.
I hear grapes in Los Angeles are especially sour.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely.
I’m sure that Kiffin feels that much worse about DAT now that DAT has established himself as a home run threat.
Did you know the ASU qb is 6'8"?
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
by BisonDucks on Oct 10, 2011 2:10 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
That's very tall!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 2:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He is very mobile too!
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Don't even get me started
I don’t know if it was only regional broadcasts (I’m in the Bay Area), but the VS and CSN news crawlers showed “AL DAVIS DEAD AT 82” onscreen throughout the day. It’s not a national emergency, people!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Daisy?
700-pound pelican statue pilfered in California
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Clearly it was Daisy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Or OakDuck
Stealing it for Daisy.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhhhh
I’m building a shrine in my backyard. We’ll have a bonfire, and chant the Wheaton wave in honor of the giant pelican. I’m going to serve scotch and good beer. It will be like our Mecca.
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Does BBQ pelican taste like chicken?
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be so defensive.
THE PELICAN IS GOING TO BE DOING THE COOKING.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE THE ONE TIED TO THE SPIT AND TURNING ROUND AND ROUND
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
like a record baby, right round, round round
by echo31 on Oct 10, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
NOW I’M BEING CHASED BY A VELOCIRAPTOR AND I HAVE TO TAKE MY FRENCH FINAL BUT I HAVEN’T BEEN TO CLASS ALL TERM!!
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It really freaks me out how many people have that damn dream.
Minus the velociraptor, of course.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
For me it's my German final
I wonder if languages are more a more common source of dream anxiety than other disciplines?
Someone check that out and let me know. Mmmmmkay?
My parents believed in me.
Mine are random classes.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't have to take classes. I just naturally good at 'random.'
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Thank you, daisy. I knew I could count on you to pick that up
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Mine too.
I actually started having them about college AND the high school I went to/teach at. Talk about confusing…
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 10, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
“Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?”
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
We know.
Herbie is explaining that now.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I come out? I’ve always wanted to eat giant pelican.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Awesome. I’ll bring only the best that the Deschutes Brewery has to offer then.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Can my friend come along? He's thirsty after swallowing a pigeon whole.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So, um, I think I figured out why 'furd has such a hard time selling tickets.
I found this while looking for a picture of the statue that may or may not be anywhere near Daisy:
I may not have a fancy degree from a fancy university, but at least I know events should be advertised BEFORE the event is scheduled to occur.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for recognition...and you DO have a degree from a VERY FANCY university.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Dude, naw
I don’t have a problem with pelicans and even I think that’s creepy.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STUPID BOWL PROJECTION SCENARIOS, TAKE 1
NCG: Alabama (13-0) vs. Wisconsin (13-0)
Rose Bowl: Oregon (12-1) vs. Boise State (12-0)
Anyone ready to resume the hatred? Who would you rather play as an at-large Rose Bowl bid if the B1G champ goes to the NCG?
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BSU wouldn’t get the auto-bid to the Rose Bowl since that happened last year. Hell, they picked Illinois a few years ago. If Michigan can hold things together (which is decently likely considering their schedule), they’d be picked long before BSU.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Oregon vs. Michigan sounds like a lot of fun. A lot of fun.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that part of the non-AQ BCS rules or just your prediction?
BSU wouldn’t get the auto-bid to the Rose Bowl since that happened last year.
Seems like TCU winning last year might boost another nonAQ’s chances. Or do the rules say some other bowl has to go slumming this time?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Last year a non-AQ school, TCU, got an automatic bid to the Rose Bowl because Oregon went to the national title. But that auto-bid rule can only be used once every 4 years (or something like that). So, BSU would have to get an at-large bid to the Rose Bowl, and I don’t think they are getting an at large bid to the Rose Bowl.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I looked it up and now it hurts my head.
3. The champion of Conference USA, the Mid-American Conference, the Mountain West Conference, the Sun Belt Conference, or the Western Athletic Conference will earn an automatic berth in a BCS bowl game if either:
A. Such team is ranked in the top 12 of the final BCS Standings, or,
B. Such team is ranked in the top 16 of the final BCS Standings and its ranking in the final BCS Standings is higher than that of a champion of a conference that has an annual automatic berth in one of the BCS bowls.
No more than one such team from Conference USA, the Mid-American Conference, the Mountain West Conference, the Sun Belt Conference, and the Western Athletic Conference shall earn an automatic berth in any year. (Note: a second team may be eligible for at-large eligibility as noted below.) If two or more teams from those conferences satisfy the provisions for an automatic berth, then the team with the highest finish in the final BCS Standings will receive the automatic berth, and the remaining team or teams will be considered for at-large selection if it meets the criteria.
So if BSU wins out, they should be an “AQ” as MWC champion in the top 12 of BCS.
Then:
Team Selection Procedures
The bowls will select their participants from two pools: (1) automatic qualifiers, all of which must be selected, and, (2) at-large teams, if fewer than 10 teams qualify automatically. The following sequence will be used when establishing pairings:
1. The top two teams in the final BCS Standings will be placed in the National Championship Game (“NCG”).
2. Unless they qualify to play in the NCG, the champions of selected conferences are contractually committed to host selected games:
Atlantic Coast Conference-Orange Bowl
Big Ten Conference-Rose Bowl
Big 12 Conference-Fiesta Bowl
Pac-10 Conference-Rose Bowl
Southeastern Conference-Sugar Bowl
3. If a bowl loses a host team to the NCG, then such bowl shall select a replacement team from among the automatic-qualifying teams and the at-large teams before any other selections are made. If two bowls lose host teams to the NCG, each bowl will get a replacement pick before any other selections are made. In such case, the bowl losing the No. 1 team gets the first replacement pick, and the bowl losing the No. 2 team gets the second replacement pick. If the Rose Bowl loses both the Big Ten and Pac-10 champions to the NCG, it will receive two replacement picks.
(For the games of January 2011 through 2014, the first year the Rose Bowl loses a team to the NCG and a team from the non-AQ group is an automatic qualifier, that non-AQ team will play in the Rose Bowl.)
WTF does that last clause mean? Since they lost Oregon to the NCG and TCU fit the non-AQ definition, they had to take TCU to the Rose Bowl? (And then what happens the second year the Rose Bowl loses a team to the NCG?)
Oh and then:
A bowl choosing a replacement team may not select any of the following:
A. A team in the NCG;
B. The host team for another BCS Bowl;
C. When two bowls lose host teams, then the bowl losing the number one team may not select a replacement team from the same conference as the number two team, unless the bowl losing the number two team consents.
4. After steps No. 1, 2 and 3 have been completed, any bowl with an unfilled slot shall select a team from the automatic qualifiers and/or at-large teams in the following order for the games played in 2007 through 2010:
A. The bowl played on the date nearest to the National Championship Game will pick first;
B. The bowl played on the date second-nearest to the National Championship Game will pick second;
C. The bowl hosting the game that is played in the time slot immediately after the Rose Bowl game will pick third.
The selection order noted in paragraphs A, B and C is as follows:
January 2011 games: Sugar, Orange, Fiesta
January 2012 games: Fiesta, Sugar, Orange
January 2013 games: Fiesta, Sugar, Orange
January 2014 games: Orange, Sugar, Fiesta
All teams earning automatic berths must be selected.
5. After completion of the selection process as described in Paragraph Nos. 1-4, the conferences and Notre Dame may, but are not required to, adjust the pairings taking into consideration the following:
A. whether the same team will be playing in the same bowl game for two consecutive years;
B. whether two teams that played against one another in the regular season will be paired against one another in a bowl game;
C. whether the same two teams will play against each other in a bowl game for two consecutive years; and
D. whether alternative pairings may have greater or lesser appeal to college football fans as measured by expected ticket sales for the bowls and by expected television interest, and the consequent financial impact on Fox and the bowls.
The pairings may not be altered by removing the Big Ten Champion or Pac-10 champion from the Rose Bowl.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF does that last clause mean? Since they lost Oregon to the NCG and TCU fit the non-AQ definition, they had to take TCU to the Rose Bowl? (And then what happens the second year the Rose Bowl loses a team to the NCG?)
They can pick whoever they want but they are no longer required to take a non-AQ school.
Basically...
The Rose Bowl loves Pac-X v. Big 10. It’s their raison d’etre.
Last year, they lost a Pac-12 team, and were contractually required to take a non-AQ qualifier. This was a one-shot deal the other BCS bowls insisted on because the Rose, with 2 auto-bids, was never stuck with low-profit non-BCS teams. The deal required them to take a non-BCS qualifier the first time that they lost a school to the NCG within the next 4 years, starting last year. Had they not been so required, they would have taken Stanford.
So now they’ve met that Req, and are free to choose whoever they want whenever they lose a team in the next 3 years. Losing an auto-pick gives you first (or second behind the other NCG team) dibs on at-larges. There are 6 auto-quallies plus 4 at-larges. A Non-BCS team can automatically claim 1 at-large, which would leave 3 at-large spots left for the BCS bowl to choose at will. The Rose, then, would be guaranteed their choice of a BCS conference at-large, free to choose any Big-10 team they wanted, so long as they met basic BCS requirements (and a second Big Ten team hadn’t already been selected by the Sugar Bowl, if losing #1 Alabama, which is just not going to happen since they’ll grab the 2nd SEC team). And they would definitely, certainly, positively do so if at all possible before taking fbsu.
by omb on Oct 10, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They just want to be held!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Think they'll ask us to cuddle them after we fuck them?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope not...
becuase I plan on kicking their ass to the curb as soon as I’m finished.
My parents believed in me.
Don't Brotzman me, bro!

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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched that stupid video on ESPN.com
BCS Poll: The 3 month contest where sportscasters try to say the phrase, “IN CONTROL OF THEIR OWN DESTINY!” more than all the other sportscasters.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon v. Michigan please.
Also wouldn’t mind Oregon v. Nebraska. I’d think that the Rose Bowl, if it lost Wisconsin, would love to have either. No effing way would they pass either up for fbsu.
I'd take a shot at Nebraska almost as readily as another shot at Ohio St
Although the latter’s not likely, and we’ve actually beaten Nebraska in the past 60 years.
Michigan? Meh. We own them.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Oct 10, 2011 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Can you imagine, though? O/U of an Oregon-Michigan game would be around 80, I bet.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That was/is b-yu-tee-full, benz-d
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
No, no, no, no.
No, NO, NO. NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOO.
But it won’t happen anyway since the non-AQ’s got their end of that contractual clause last year, and if given the option, the Rose Bowl powers that be wouldn’t select a non-AQ team over a team with all the “history” of a Big Ten team.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Oct 10, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah, but Michigan actually doesn’t have a defense. Auburn had one.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Really, now?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 10, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Their defense is improved,
But that means very little. They went from the worst defense that I have seen any traditional power ever have, to a merely average, if that, defense.
Sorry, already picked up my sign material.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's a shocker
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
One yellow posterboard, one can of green spray paint, one roll of packing tape
$5.10 Walmart is good for some things.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
What did you spend Daisy’s remaining $1194.90 on?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
For the underpass
Good call.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 11, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The Twitters are ablaze...
Captain Tantrum is out the door?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
There's supposed to be a press conference in 30 minutes.
Dr. Saturday just tweeted that it would be “the stupidest firing since I’ve been doing this” if he is fired. I’d love for him to clarify that.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
He should’ve been fired for his crappy sideline demeanor even if his team had managed an FCS win in the last bazillion games.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 10, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Part of my motivation for watching the Texas shellacking was to confirm how douchey Mike really is.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
They did manage an FCS win this year.
Anyway, I still have to think about it every time I type it, too. CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO CALLING IT DIVISION ONE PLEASE?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Gah. I meant FBS. I blame the fever.
I agree about calling it Division 1, though.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 10, 2011 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Division 1 included all current FBS and FCS teams...
The distinction was between Division 1-A and Division 1-AA.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen you, I meant that!
Or something like it.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You might be able to cure the ill, but damn if I can't tell you about football divisons' former names.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Tim Kish is the interim head coach.
I feel like total garbage (freaking germ-riddled children!) so I don’t care enough to look up who that is, but apparently people who are in the know have that much information.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 10, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a loving step-mom to those sickly starving children you sweet woman of beauty.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
You wouldn't give that compliment if you could see me right now
But I’ll thank you anyway. I was not especially loving today, either. Three classes had to finish work on their presentations in complete and total silence because they were DRIVING ME CRAZY. Could have been the fever adding to the crazy, though. I think I might have hallucinated a paper ball flying across the floor once or twice, because I couldn’t find said projectiles moments later.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 10, 2011 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You just needed a "quack fix' hunnee.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Tim Kish:
Tim Kish was promoted to co-defensive coordinator after the 2009 season and assumed solo coordinator duties for the Alamo Bowl appearance and beyond in December 2010.
He’s one of the nation’s most-veteran defensive coaches and has established himself as one of the nation’s top recruiters.
http://www.arizonawildcats.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/kish_tim00.html
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
ucLOLa can't hire Mike Leach if he's already at UA.
Byrne said a search for Stoops’ successor would begin immediately. “I expect the search to end sometime after the regular season is over,” he said. “We will make the best decision for Arizona Football, and we are open to a variety of candidates, but the next time you will hear anything from me about this search will be when we introduce our new coach,” he said.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 10, 2011 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Petersen? Bellotti?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Belotti
I hope not. His game calling has really improved (initially, I found him to lack vocal variation and too soft spoken). Also, it would suck to have him in the Pac-N.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 11, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce Feldman
http://twitter.com/#!/BFeldmanCBS/status/123554097403133955
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Wow
I am actually surprised by this. I would have thought that they would have given him the season.
See, it just goes to show you that nice guys don’t always finish last. Mike Riley has 1 win at OSU and he’s not getting fired. But a 1 win asshat like Stoops gets no benefit of the doubt.
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by daisyduck on Oct 10, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd with irony ablazin'.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
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Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Oct 10, 2011 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They should at least let him be the mascot

Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Oct 10, 2011 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BUT, BUT,
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL MY STOOPS MEMES?
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 10, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep posting them for posthumous humor.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Or for humorous posture.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 10, 2011 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ted Miller has confirmed with Stoops that he is gone.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
I am so happy that Stoops is gone
The crying asshat deserves to go back to being a defensive coordinator. There was a good point made by the twitterz that Bob Stoops could have an opening if his hotshot D coordinator Will Venables gets a head job somewhere.
but for now, STOOPS SMASH has become STOOPS WHIMPER!!!!!!!!
The Beavs should get a few extra recruiting hours or something.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
The beavs are now the PAC-12 benchmark
if you cant beat them you are done
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Oct 10, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry Matt Daddy
we took a poll in J201, and apparently bloggers aren’t journalists. In fact, they’re far from it.
Guess you’re still a putz.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
to be perfectly honest
I wouldn’t mind seeing mike stoops as our D coordinator. I still have issues with allioti and seeing chip and stoops try and work together would be hilarious
C'mon profile pic!
I opted to go with Osweiler. Nothing could possibly stop Vontaze Burfict. I am pretty sure that if he found out that I attempted to stop him, he would hurt me.
It makes sense that Brock Osweiler attends ASU. His tattoo states "live life to it's fullest". The error is subtle, yet it is embarrassing regardless.
Good job man.
Has anyone heard this guy is 6’8?
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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 10, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
In honor of Brock Osweiler, I am going to incorrectly use “it’s”, “its’”, and “its” this week.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 10, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That tattoo is my facebook profile pic of the week.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Hey did you guys know that Osweiler is 6'8"?
And did you also know that Zach Maynard and Keenan Allen WERE BROTHERS?
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 10, 2011 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Says you!
That’s hooey-speak!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 11, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys,
Did you know that Andrew Luck is a very talented young man? Yeah, Musburger just reminded me.
Oh yeah, Brock Osweiler is 6’ 8" tall.
It makes sense that Brock Osweiler attends ASU. His tattoo states "live life to it's fullest". The error is subtle, yet it is embarrassing regardless.
Was anyone else aware that Justin Roper was from Buford, Georgia, and that that one Red Sox pitcher used to have cancer?
Things like that.
Also, Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
And Ray Allen’s mom goes to every one of his games.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Did you know that when Brent Musburger is calling a game
you’re generally looking at it live?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So Stoops gets $1.4 million to *not* make an ass of himself weekly.
I should be happier about this than I am.
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