The Kickoff: A First Look at Oregon-Arizona State
THE TEAMS: Oregon enters Saturday night's game riding a four-game winning streak after sprinting away from Cal last Thursday night. Arizona State comes into Autzen ranked 18th, is in the driver's seat of a gawd-awful Pac-12 South, and received a healthy dose of schadenfreude last night with the news of Arizona coach Mike Stoops' firing. Could we be seeing the Pac-12 Championship Game, round 1?
THE INJURIES: Oregon LB Michael Clay dressed for the game against Cal, but did not play. As of last week, he was at about 60%, and could possibly see action against the Sun Devils.
ASU's biggest injury woe is at cornerback, with defensive leader Omar Bolden out since April with a torn ACL. Sophomore Osahon Irabor suffered a bruised back against Utah, but it shouldn't keep him out of action. Senior offensive lineman Aderious Simmons should return Saturday after spraining his ankle in the season opener.
Oh yeah, and LaMichael James nearly had one of his arms torn loose from the rest of his body, before reattaching it in front of 60,000 concerned onlookers and shunning painkillers because they make him feel funny. He is listed as day-to-day.
THE COACHES: Head coach Dennis Erickson is the winningest head coach in Minnesota pee-wee hockey history. His Hawks teams won numerous titles and gained a reputation as ruthless and driven to win at all costs. Erickson was noted as a disciplinarian, especially in his treatment of future Minnesota North Stars prospect Gordon Bombay. Bombay was blamed by Erickson for missing a penalty shot to cost the team a title, and would exact his revenge by coaching the plucky and spirited District 5 team to a monumental upset against Coach Erickson's Hawks.
Oh wait, that's Jack Reilly, as portrayed by actor Lane Smith in the 1992 film, "The Mighty Ducks." Dennis Erickson is a football coach that looks a lot like him, and is an even bigger jerk than a guy who berates children for losing a meaningless game.
SUN DEVILS OF NOTE
QB Brock Osweiler - The 6'8" Osweiler is having a very good junior year thus far, completing two-thirds of his passes and ringing up 13 touchdowns. But that completion percentage dips to 58% on the road, and the 7'2" quarterback passed for a mere 14 yards the last time he was in Autzen Stadium. And playing in front of the Autzen crowd is a tall order for any quarterback, even the 7'9" Osweiler.
LB Vontaze Burfict - More on him in the Homer's Guide. But he concerns me.
WR Aaron Pflugrad - Pfluuuuuuuuuuuuu is one of three main receiving targets in ASU's pass-heavy offense. He is of note because he's the only one of the three who is white. At least, I'm assuming he's the only white one, since the other two are named Gerell Robinson and Jamal Miles. And those two couldn't possibly be white guys, right?
/looksitup
/theyaren't
/feelsgoodthati'mnotracist
DUCKS OF NOTE
RB Tra Carson - The true freshman assumes the #2 running back role with LaMichael James out with a nearly-severed limb and De'Anthony Thomas busy being the only competent wide receiver. I refuse to use the term "thunder and lightning" to describe a Kenjon Barner-Tra Carson backfield tandem, so instead I'm going to call Carson Arnold Schwarzenneger to KJB's Danny DeVito.
CB Cliff Harris - Arizona State has an 8'4" quarterback, and he will be throwing the ball all over the field. I like Gildon, Mitchell, and Troy Hill just fine. But Cliff Harris is our single most talented defensive player. He should probably be on the field as much as possible on Saturday night.
WR Anybodybut De'Anthony - Josh Huff is finally 100% healthy. Lavasier Tuinei is only a foot or two shorter than 9'7" Brock Osweiler. Rahsaan Vaughn, David Paulson, Colt Lyerla, Justin Hoffman, Will Murphy, Eric Dungy, and about every other guy on the team have two hands capable of catching a football. Sooooooooooo...
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10’-3" Brock Osweiler is having a pretty good year, but he has been a bit of a mental case at times.
I’m hoping with Clay back in the mix, we can start to get some good pressure on him, and maybe force a few turnovers (PLEASE?).
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
God I really hope Clay can play this game. I really think he can change our defensive execution
And we need at least 2 picks in this game. Preferably one early on by Mr Pleasant. It is his time to shine. We know what Cliff can do. I want to see it as much as anyone. But I feel our defense will hinge on the cover skills of guys like Lokombo, Stuckey, Kiko and Pleasant. If these guys are getting burned all over the field it will be a long day.
We need to pressure Osweiler off the edges and get in his face early and often to disrupt his timing with his receivers.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 11, 2011 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
It is
I’ll be shocked if that doesn’t change a bit come Saturday night
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 11, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
All of the fumbles we have forced have seemed to bounce straight to the opponent. Not to mention, our DB’s need to do nothing but practice catching passes this week. The number of dropped interceptions against Cal was absurd.
It makes sense that Brock Osweiler attends ASU. His tattoo states "live life to it's fullest". The error is subtle, yet it is embarrassing regardless.
Its’ really amazing how awesome Brock is.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 11, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Weather forecast right now says 57* at 6pm with a 7mph breeze and 30% chance of rain..
Seems like this would be to our advantage compared to the kids living down in the warm desert.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 11, 2011 8:32 AM PDT reply actions
30% chance of rain?
Are these people unaware that it doesn’t rain in Autzen Stadium?
It makes sense that Brock Osweiler attends ASU. His tattoo states "live life to it's fullest". The error is subtle, yet it is embarrassing regardless.
by CaDuck on Oct 11, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Very legitimate point.....I forgot about that....but I haven't been to a game in Autzen in a while
Not since the ’09 Civil War…….So scratch that. Cold and overcast with no chance of rain.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 11, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's go District-5!
Beat those ASU cake-eaters!
by WeeJa on Oct 11, 2011 8:39 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Man, it’s too bad we lost two-thirds of our Oreo line to graduation – Davis-Maehl-Tuinei.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Oct 11, 2011 9:11 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It is my theory that all humans are racist
It’s what we say, write and how we behave that define our character.
"Coach said to always be careful around Greg, because Greg costs a lot and even the slightest amount of basketball can damage him." -- The Onion
/that’sracist.gif
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 11, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It is my considered opinion that all racists are human.
Although I have suspicions about those red ants sometimes.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
ASU doesn't nearly have the rush defense...
they had last year. They are #57 in yards per attempt. They have been surprisingly good against the pass. However, that has been against Wynn/Hayes, UC Davs, and Mannion. The passing offenses of note have been Mizz and USC. They did very well against Barkley. However, Mizz went up and down the field.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
They did have a great defensive game against the Illini.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Illinois isn't exactly an offensive juggernaut.
Northwestern held the Illini to under three yards per carry before sacks. 36 carries for 82 yards net.
Illinois is ranked #13 nationally in rushing because they’ve gashed Arkansas St (#44), South Dakota St (FCS), Western Michigan (#79) and Indiana (#109) for almost 1200 yards total.
I’m not saying ASU’s defense is suspect, but I wouldn’t use Illinois as a bellwether of their capabilities. And remember, they lost that game.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Forcast?
Well his height should be of little concern if the field is overcast. No doubt the cloud cover will make life difficult for him the read the Ducks coverage as he approaches the line of scrimmaged and looks down on the stadium
Yes, he will have to look down through the low-lying clouds to find his receivers.
And he will be encumbered by the flashing red warning lights the trainers will have to affix to his helmets to warn off low-flying aircraft.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 11, 2011 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I HEREBY DEEM HIM THE BROCKWEILER
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
if he screws Arizona State over
can we call him Brotz-weiler?
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 11, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wondering
IF we pound ASU and win big, would that help us in the rankings granted all other teams win out?
ssshhh....
Not likely.
We’re at that point now where we’ll only move up if people lose. Down the road, there’s a chance of jumping fbsu – maybe – winning out with a win over Stanford. Winning big does help though in fending off potential one-loss jumpers, like say Arkansas.
Agreed.
We’re not moving up ahead of any unbeaten teams and if Michigan wins this weekend, they will likely move ahead of us.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Looked at their schedule... wow.
If they win this weekend they still have no business ahead of us. Though they might be anyway. I have no idea how Michigan State is even ranked at this point.
I think wankings are more about conference placeholders than actual teams.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 11, 2011 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My wanking is always about much more than that.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 11, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have clarified my theory.
At this point, it’s more about saving a 2-4 spots for each the AQ conferences.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 12, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
When you say Michigan.... I think.
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ssshhh....
by OregOnDucks on Oct 11, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Why? do you think that?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
It's a shame Osweiler isn't more mobile
He’s so gigantic he could score a touchdown by taking a step.
by INducktrination on Oct 11, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
The Statue of Brockerty?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 11, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't even have to take a step.
He can just lean over and place the ball over the goal line.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
And if he’s unable to play, James said he plans to be "active" on the sideline Saturday in a quasi-coaching role.
He may even look the part.
"I’m gonna get a visor. The same one Chip (Kelly) has," James joked, drawing a hearty laugh from the media.
Yeah, but you better start drinking that Slimfast if you want to look the part, fatty.
I
Chip Kelly
is in shape. Round is a shape. Seriously though, ever since Chipster got disengaged from some women he was engaged to he’s really let him self go. I mean, he’s no Andy Reid or Chris Christie, but he’s well insulated for typical Oregon conditions.
He's no Mangino
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 12, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions

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