You suck.

I hate you. You're a jerk. You don't know anything about football. You're a fairweather fan. Your jokes aren't funny. At all. You're too young to know anything. You're too old to be relevant. You're ugly. You're impotent. Your tits are small. You have a gigantic, fat ass. You're stupid. You have horrible taste in beer, food, movies, television programs, and music. You live in your mom's basement. You spend all your time masturbating. You've never been kissed. You'll never get laid. Your armpits smell. Your breath is atrocious. You'll never amount to anything. Fuck you.

For future reference, please confine all fighting to this thread and this thread only.  Discuss everything else everywhere else.