Quack Fix: Injuries take center stage as Oregon prepares for Colorado
It's another quick hit fix today. Enjoy!
- Moseley's feature today looks at the wide receivers and how well they have handled their blocking duties this season.
- Aaron Fentress examines when coaches should replace the starters in games with big leads.
- Fentress also writes that there were no official updates on LaMichael James or Darron Thomas after yesterday's practice.
- While Oregon has had its own injury concerns this year, Colorado lost two more players (linebacker Doug Rippy and running back Rodney Stewart) to injury last weekend.
- Ted Miller has Oregon atop his conference power rankings this week. He also has Phil Steele's midseason All-Americans and All-Conference teams with several Ducks named. He also writes on the Thomas injury situation. And, the Oregon-ASU game earns several mentions in his weekly rewind.
- Bob Clark notes that dealing with injuries at the QB position seems to be a theme this season. Oregon also remains second in the north division in his weekly conference rankings.
As usual, don't forget to check out the video after the jump featuring Chip Kelly after practice on Monday.
Go Ducks!
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In recruiting news
We offered recent USC de-commit & one of the top recruits in the country Arik Armstead today
Let's hope he takes a visit...
It would be great to get a few players with that kind of athleticism and size.
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Pfft, he's already been zombie meme'd!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Oops. That’s what I get for rushing the fix today.
by ntrebon on Oct 18, 2011 8:02 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OT:
Carson Palmer is traded to the Raiders for 2 high draft picks a 1 & a 2 that can turn into a 1. There backup option was Vince Young:(
Wow
Mike Brown really came out smelling like roses on this one. Everyone was banging on him about the Palmer debacle, but Dalton has been pretty good and the Bengals have surprised many.
KU fans-how I hate thee!
Yeah the Bengals have been better then I thought they would be, I thought they would be one of the front runners for Luck
My Viral Nuptials?
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by Quack Addict on Oct 18, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Missing Vital Nosehairs?
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Musky Virgin Nerds?
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Go Dolphins!
Get that Luck.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 18, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember preseason when the assumption was that the Niners were going to "Suck for Luck?"
Especially considering Harbaugh was coaching?
Pretty funny.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Harbaugh’s good enough he doesn’t really need an Andrew Luck to field a competitive team. The dophins? hahahahahahahahahaha
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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 18, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
The real question for me is if the Colts would hold onto that pick.
Or do they draft Luck, season him as Peyton’s backup for a year or two and then hand over the reins.
They clearly have a lot of needs elsewhere, so could draft for that or trade for it.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
They could ransom that pick
god, if Carson Palmer’s worth 2 #1s, what’s Luck worth?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I wonder how much longer Manning's got
I don’t see them bringing him back this year now that it’s wasted. That might actually extend his career. Let his neck recuperate completely and the rest of his aging body for that matter.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Or he might never be the same again. It’s a gamble. If you’re convinced Manning is back to 100% and should be for the next few years, you deal the pick. But if there’s any sense that Manning might not fully recover, you have to draft Luck and play the Rodgers/Favre game for a couple seasons.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Insert Daisy screaming here
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Why do you guys (and gals)
think Hoffman is starting over Vaughn?
Just guessing I would say blocking.
This is what Mosely discusses at length in the link above
I think that Oregon is really focusing on the run and passes to the RB this year even more so than last. I’m not sure this is because we don’t have the receivers we had last year or a strategic shift but an emphasis has been placed on blocking WR over speedy ones.
That being said, great to see Huff’s manhandling of his DB on that DAT TD. If Huff can continue to block like that while being the vertical and leaping threat he is he will be a major weapon on both running and passing downs.
Huff has really been improving since he’s been healthy. Unfortunately, he had 2 big-ish drops against ASU. If he gets that cleaned up, he’ll be money.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I do hope he limits his drops
Since he’s like the only receiver that can get some YAC on our receiving corp
God, that 2nd one was such a great throw...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yeah, those drops were 50/50-esque
but Huff didn’t seem prone to drops last year and has made some really good ones this year, I think they were just a fluke
This year, yes...
I mean we’ll always ask out WRs to be outstanding blockers (it’s how they earn playing time), but look at the skill and speed that is redshirting this year. We’re going to be lethal at WR in a couple years if those guys pan out.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Because they play different positions. Vaughn is Huff’s backup.
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Surely Vaughn could be more productive from that spot than Hoffman, except perhaps blocking.
/stopcallingmeshirley
Unfortunately, the receivers aren’t quite plug-n-play in our offense.
It’s hard stretched for me to see Hoffman being better than Vaughn, but the coaches have their little tests to help show where the players are best at.
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Bu....bu...HOFFMAN CAUGHT THE BALL!!! EVERY TIME!!!!!!!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Here's a question
Anyone else think Beard might not be hurt/disciplined/etc., but may have just lost his job to Maldonado?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Beard has a much stronger leg though
I worry about anything over 50 with Maldonado, and I would like to see kickoffs going into the endzone again rather that some of the kicks we see landing around the 20 at times.
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by Quack Addict on Oct 18, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Kickoffs are the biggest difference I see. I don’t remember the last kicker we had who could consistently put the ball in the endzone.
25 Jared Siegel
He’s the last great PK we had and that was 10 years ago. That dude had a hell of a leg and I think could still be kicking in the pros had he chosen to go. He holds most of the Oregon PK records and at least for a time was oregon’s all time leading scorer, don’t know if that still stands or not. I’ll never forget his 57 yard FG at UCLA to win the game. I want more of that from the kicking game.
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by Quack Addict on Oct 18, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Back in the day, we had great kickers and punters consistently
Including a couple with NFL careers in Bidwell and Tommy Thompson.
The last 10 years, not so much. Probably just luck.
It's also hard to evaluate punters and PAT/FG kickers in CK's scheme
Because he rarely bothers with them. I like Jackson Rice a lot, but I want LSU’s punter. That guy is a boss.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I really like Rice
He can boom the ball 61 yards down field or he can stick the ball on the 5 yard line. I mean seriously? Did you see the punt on saturday that he stuck like a golf shot? That ball bounced right in front of me, straight up and just settled down on the 5 yard line perfectly. I’ve been very, very pleased with our punting this year all around.
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by Quack Addict on Oct 18, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I like quinoa.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I like lamp
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by Quack Addict on Oct 18, 2011 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm on SDN's side
Couscous is wannabee rice/pasta/something
Quinoa is fantastic.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You are correct
Difference is, couscous tastes better.
Clean and peel a pumpkin. Boil it until tender. Fill with cooked lamb couscous and then bake. My oh my. Quinoa can’t do that
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is where you lost him
Fill with cooked lamb
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The Daily Faberian
yeah, I know
but it can’t be replaced
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Can one substitute cooked tofurky?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I had some veggie buffalo wings the other day
not that bad.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm couscous for Cocoa Puffs.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Oct 18, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
LOL
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Best line you've ever spit out.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You usually articulate things pretty well. Not a lot of spitting.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Drool and spit are two different actions!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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#teamcouscous
I love that stuff.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Word, Rigs.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Orzo is also good.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 19, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I do too, but I find that the majority of people I know, don’t like couscous.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Prolly cuz they don’t know how to cook it properly.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 19, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
quinoa is highly underutilized
and excellent grain, and a complete protein to boot.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Long grain? Short grain?
How are you preparing it?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 19, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you using the prewashed or non-prewashed variety? Quinoa has a starchy coating that needs to be rinsed off.
They usually aren’t marked either way and often don’t state in the directions (if buying in a box) you have to rinse it. I’m never sure, so I always rinse it in a small strainer until the water runs clean. I buy it in the bulk foods section at Whole Paycheck.
My favorite way of prepping it is to toast t in a dry pan for 6-8 minutes (longer for rinsed varieties, as they will still be wet) on med-high until the seeds start to pop. I will sometimes toast a large batch and store it. A friend recently told me you can cook it in a rice cooker. It’s super easy that way, but i only if you have a rice cooker that has removable parts that are easy to wash.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 19, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure,
my wife makes it and we buy it in bags from Trader Joe’s. I’ll ask her to rinse it next time and see if that helps.
My parents believed in me.
Rice is about as good as you can get.
That’s why some are putting him on A-A lists. Distance, touch, whatever, he has it.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 18, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Luck can kick too?
Probably just luck
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
I feel like there is another kicker since Jared Siegel that was crazy good, but his name is escaping me.
It wasn’t Martinez, though he had a strong leg, and seemed to make everything over 40 yards.
I still like Matt Evenson, because when he DID kick the ball in bounds, he seemed to always make the freaking tackle at the 22 yard line.
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Martinez couldn’t kick from the left hash to save his life. He made everything from the right.
by INducktrination on Oct 18, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I have also noticed this
but our coverage still seems to take returners down inside the 25 despite it. I wonder if Maldonado gets more hangtime even if he doesn’t kick as far.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
On punts, it's amazing to me how often DAT has time to strike up a conversation with the kick returner
Before the ball even gets there. Combination of fantastic hang time and his fantastic speed…good stuff!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 18, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What's the longest return we've given up with Maldonado, though?
It’s quite possible to out-kick your coverage.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
on Punts, yes
not so easy to do on kickoffs, since they all start at the same place
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it's actually quite easy to do on kickoffs as well.
Kickoffs will generally have less hang time than punts, but go even further. If a kciker drives one low and the returner catches it 2 yards deep, but the hangtime was barely over 3 seconds, then they are going to run it back and have to make their first move at ~20 yard line anyways….plus they have a head of steam.
If, on the other hand, a kickoff drops in at the 5 yard line, but the ball was in the air for 4 full seconds, your entire kickoff team is 10 yards closer to them.
I don't mean to impose...
Sure, but I've always heard the term "outkicking coverage"
as a punt that is too long, not too fast. Low line-drive kicks get coverage teams in trouble all the time. But the principle is the same, I suppose
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess from my vantage point
Maldonado has been consistent on his kickoffs with a hang-time that is better than Beard (who kicks more of a line drive IIRC), and was a more accurate kicker in fall camp than Beard to begin with.
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EEEAAAAASSSLLLEEEEY!!!
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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNT!!!
though on second thought, they’re probably going
HUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!
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When he was a Siegel.
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Not always.
Case in point is the UT punter last year. Too long AND too fast.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 18, 2011 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You are right, although there is a distinct relationship between how far the ball can be kicked and how long it should hang in the air. If you boom a 60 yard punt, but hang it in the air for 5 seconds (which is looooonnnnnnggg), you are not really out kicking your coverage (add another 1.5 – 2 seconds from the snap of the ball to the kick and you are looking at 6.5-7 seconds for your gunners to cover those yards).
The same thing is true of kickoffs, and I know that in practice, kickers usually have ‘targets’ they are trying to hit both for length AND for hangtime. So a kickoff that reaches the endzone but falls short of the time target is considered to be poor. (All this is to say, it is very possible that Maldonado isn’t first and foremost trying to put the ball in the endzone.)
I don't mean to impose...
What if you punt the ball negative-four yards?
Does the universe implode?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you get a scholarship offer from the Beavs, actually.
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Oct 18, 2011 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Are you a NATURAL blond though?
/runsandhides
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I would've just proceeded straight to the carpet and drapes joke here.
But then again, I’ve got fewer morals than you.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
But just think how few he'll have left
by the time he’s your age. Grasshopper is precocious that way.
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Morals?
What do you think this is, the 1950’s?
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haha
Axemen always takes it too far with women
by yOur favOrite team's favOrite team. on Oct 18, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it a green and yellow tinfoil hat?
…because that would make some sense.
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Who thinks UW covers against Stanford?
The Furd is about a 20.5 favorite at home.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I do. I think that winds up being a relatively close game. I think Furd wins, but only by a couple scores.
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After reading dawgpound yesterday,
I want the Furd to curb stomp them but I think you’re right. Part of me also wants the Furd’s defense to be exposed. The paltry 60 rushing yards a game they are giving up seems way too good.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
It’s somewhat a mirage. I’m sure their rush D is solid, but they’ve also laid the beatdown on most teams they played. You have to figure those teams are primarily passing in the second half.
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I doubt their run D is any better this year than it was last year, and I think I recall us doing okay against them in the run game.
And it’s the Jaaaaames show.
Yes it was, Brent. Yes it was. 257 yards on 31 carries and 3 rushing TDs? Yeah that’s a decent game I guess.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
That just reminds me of how far downhill Musberger has gone. He’s becoming almost unlistenable. I like Herbstreit, and I appreciate Herbie’s efforts to salvage a coherent broadcast, but it takes a herculean effort to cover for Brent. Musberger was fantastic in his day, but he’s lost that lovin’ feeling.
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The main problem I have is that he seems to have decided not to learn anything new about football in the past 10 years or so. One of FishDuck’s videos shows him calling the zone read a QB keeper. And there are countless other examples of it. You’d think that if your job was to call college football games, and some new concept was introduced, you’d take 30 minutes out of a day at SOME point and watch a video. Or hell, TALK TO CHIP KELLY during the week leading up to the game.
To be fair, this is the case with a whole lot of commentators. I can see why they might not know about it when it’s brand new, but at some point you’d think they’d have to learn about it. I mean, when there’s some thing being discussed in a meeting at work and I don’t understand what’s being discussed, I’m breaking out my phone and Goggle-ing it. At the very least I’m looking it up after the meeting. And I’m doing so because it drives me insane not to know. I can’t even imagine not knowing some concept as integral as the zone read is to college football in my own job and not going out and learning about it on my own so I don’t sound like an ignoramus.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t have a problem with Musberger saying it was a QB keeper, because it kind of was. Maybe not in terms of it being a designed run, but he elected to keep the ball on the option. It’s not like he called it a quarterback draw.
I have problems with Musberger saying “This is for all the tostitos!”
Also, our pace presents a challenge for all announcers.
Despite that, I think he is a bit past his prime.
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I don’t have a problem with Musberger saying it was a QB keeper, because it kind of was.
Meh. Are you saying that you think that he knew it was a zone read and he read the defensive end and kept it? Or are you just arguing semantics? Because I feel like him saying it’s a QB keeper is either because he thinks it was a designed run. There’s no way to prove or disprove what he thinks. Do you think that he understands the zone read and the run-based spread offense?
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think that he understands the zone read and the run-based spread offense?
I think he does, but I don’t think he’s quick enough to recognize it when it happens. But I don’t think most people are. Everyone in my section knows “Thomas should have kept that one!” but they didn’t see what Thomas saw.
He’s also seen Herbstreit break it down a gazillion times.
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Herbie is explaining that now.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair to Musberger, I think he knows about the IZR etc
but he isn’t there to tell you about details or nuance, and 85% (/randomassnumber) of people watching don’t care about IZR vs keeper, they just want to hear that sweet old man sportscaster voice call out what they see.
He’s also seen Herbstreit break it down a gazillion times.
…and continues to call it a QB keeper. Whether he understands it or not we’ll never be able to prove either way. Either you are correct and he understands it and continues to call it the wrong thing (it may kinda be a QB keeper, but it’s not a QB keeper), or he doesn’t understand it – either way my point is that he (and many others in the national media) don’t call it what it is, despite it having been around for a long time and despite it being their job to know it.
I think he does, but I don’t think he’s quick enough to recognize it when it happens. But I don’t think most people are. Everyone in my section knows "Thomas should have kept that one!" but they didn’t see what Thomas saw.
I don’t think expecting someone to know that Oregon is running a zone read is anywhere near diagnosing, on the spot, whether or not the QB made the correct read.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It doesn’t make sense why it would be a big deal or that it’s incorrect. When teams ran a triple option/wishbone offenses, everyone called it a QB keeper – or an option keeper. Out of a spread, when he keeps the option, it isn’t?
I don’t think expecting someone to know that Oregon is running a zone read is anywhere near diagnosing, on the spot, whether or not the QB made the correct read.
I think it is. Because it’s still making a call out of ignorance. There was a run where Barner got ate up and tackled for a loss. Everyone said Thomas should have kept it when it wasn’t even a zone read option – you can tell because Thomas was just looking at handing the ball off.
But I can see your point. Musberger isn’t analyzing. He’s just making the call as seen. This is actually something I think FishDuck kinda needs to chill out about. He rags on media members and their incorrect calling of something – but he admittedly spends HOURS looking at footage and breaking it down. It’s extremely arrogant of him to take shots at people making play-by-play and color commentary when they have to look at something once (and look at it live), and comment on it. (Don’t misunderstand me, I respect the hell out of the guy, and I love the videos and articles he’s been doing, especially since his site went up)
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¡Me gustan las tortugas!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a few sentences as a rebuttal, but I’m just going to stop now because debating semantics makes me tired as shit. It only bothers me that the announcers don’t get the shit right because it’s somewhat condescending…like saying, “I’m not going to bother learning this spread offense thingy because it’s just a fad and can’t beat smash mouth football and get off my lawn”. I’m too tired to debate whether identifying a play is the same as identifying whether the mechanics of that play were identified and executed correctly without seeing a single replay.
WHERE ARE YOU MUSGRAVE? YELL SOMETHING SO I KNOW HOW TO FIND YOU IN HERE. IT’S SO DARK, I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING. GUIDE ME TO YOUR LOCATION.
Go Ducks. MCD, out.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
<3
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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NO, YOU'RE LESS THAN THREE, MOTHERFUCKER!
I don’t know why, I’ve just always wanted to say that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It would have been so much better if you reply failed it though. Just a random new subthread starting with:
NO, YOU’RE LESS THAN THREE, MOTHERFUCKER!
I don’t know why, I’ve just always wanted to say that.
People would have assumed you went off the deep end.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WRONG THREAD!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Is Musgrave on that other thread?
/alternativeuniverse
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Wow...
thread hijack.
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i'm sure he understands it
when he’s working for 3 hours i’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
www.searchingforakilismith.com
Waaaaayyy past his bedtime.
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by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's the Dick Clark
of CFB.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And he loves this hot new band from south of the border that's rocketing up the charts.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
And the title in English?
I’m as confused as you are.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
The title in in English with Japanese below it
because in Japan absolutely every product that is in anyway trying to be cool is in English, because English and America is super cool.
Japan effectively has 4 alphabets: Chinese symbols(the first character in the line below “Menudo”), 1 alphabet for Japanese words (the 2nd character), 1 alphabet for foreign words(the rest of that line) , and the Roman alphabet.
This concludes your Japanese lesson for the day
"Ekusuprojyan" actually means
“Excuse me, do you have a Trojan”
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I gather about casual sex behaviors in Japan,
you may in fact be right.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
If you replace that with
“Excuse me, no need for a Trojan and where did my octopus go?” then yes, you got it
'09 Arizona
I remember very clearly when I knew musberger was done, the 2009 Oregon Arizona game, herbstreit was sick and off his game. The defining moment was when they showed the replay of the FG bouncing through the uprights and all we got was silence and as the ball goes through the upright, musberger manages a “doink”. It was awesome and horrifying all at the same time. Madmike’s replay has it.
Funny, I don't remember Mushberger ever being "fantastic"
At best he was tolerable.
I still can’t get over him continually calling Walton the “MOUNTAIN MAN!” during the ’77 playoffs.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Oct 18, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe I’m playing it up a bit in my mind. Or maybe it was just that he was a lot better than he was now. I really like his voice – he’s got a good play-by-play voice.
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He's historically intelligent and has a good voice, a passable knowledge of the game.
So he was always tolerable. Even last year I felt like he and Herbstreit did well together. Saturday was a shit-show though. He was just horrendous. I sensed Herbie had some awkward silences after some of the things Brent said.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I still miss Keith Jackson, mostly.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
WHOOOOOA NELLY!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Keith Jackson was the best
nobody has come close
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
BYU-Oregon '89. I rest my case your Honor.
Seriously. I was at this game and a buddy of mine who had to watch it on TV was appalled at how far Musburger’s tongue was up Ty Detmer’s butthole.
“If only the Heisman winner Detmer could lead a come back…” (somewhere late in the 3rd quarter when that game was WAY out of reach.)
Real. Professional. Douchebag.
No love for Musburger.
Keith Jackson in his prime was the best. His later years his age really showed. I’m glad he retired with a modicum of dignity
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by the_Duckinator on Oct 18, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's face it
Musbergers cliches are so predictable and tiresome. They need to get someone interesting in there.
by doomsdaymachine on Oct 18, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You really snapped that off
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The Daily Faberian
You gave that comment 110%.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Folks, that was a dandy comment for ya.
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@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Oct 19, 2011 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
If I recall correctly, James didn't have any rushes for negative yards in the game.
which is insane.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 18, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I was listening to the Solid Verbal yesterday
And they went off on how Musberger knew about Amanda Plugard’s dating situation.
It seems like Musberger is more interested in researching in-game stories not related to Football than the actual game. It’s a shame because I think he has the best play by play voice in all of College Football.
I prefer the soothing, dulcet tones of Verne Lundquist.
Too bad he only does the SEC.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad
Looks like a heart attack is right around his corner.
by doomsdaymachine on Oct 18, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps he misunderstands what "color commentary" actually means
I like Verne Lundquist a lot.. He was the only thing that made Petros Papadakis palatable.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Musburger isn’t a color commentator. He’s a voiceover/play-by-play.
/pedantic’d
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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I know
That’s why it makes even less sense that he’s telling us who Amanda is dating.
/ok,soI’mpissedit’snotmeisthatsowrong?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not there to be an analyst.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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That's true
Even so, I have no idea why he went off on discoling a former cheerleader of Oregon is dating the ASU Offensive Coordinator’s daughter lol
He’s getting a bit creepy
Amanda swings that way? I'll be in my bunk.
former cheerleader of Oregon is dating the ASU Offensive Coordinator’s daughter
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
BREATHE INTO THE PAPER BAG, AXEMAN!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
jeez.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side, if they can become good and sustain being good for a while,
It might demonstrate to a lot of Oregon bashers what insufferable arrogance actually looks like…
I'm thinking they will
I could see them being down by 24 with about 4 mins left in the game and getting the ball back and driving down to score a TD to get it within 17 at the end of the game.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 18, 2011 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I dont.
The game will stay close until the second half. In the second half, UW’s pass defense will get exposed, and then some. If Stanford actually had good receivers other than tight ends and Owusu (who doesnt seem to do anything consistently), they would win by 30.
I feel bad for Colorado. They are the new WSU.
UW's D is one of the worst in the country
They allow almost 6 yards a play. They’ll eventually get stopped enough on offense and get blown out.
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Am I in trouble if I don't mind washington winning that game?
A) it knocks Stanford down a rung in the conference race
B) it means that beating them in seattle will hurt much more than if it were a 5-3 washington team.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It won't help our BCS rankings in the long run.
If we win out of course. Not to mention it is the fuckies we are talking about.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Don't give a rats ass about the BCS rankings
it’s more about the fact that if Uw beats stanford, we beat stanford and we beat Uw, we have a cushion on all of them. So we could lose to USC or OSU (god forbid) and still win the division.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If we lose to OSU this season, we might win the division, but we lose our souls.
Interesting/terrifying/hypothetical/wedon’tdealinthose question here: Would losing to a 1 – 10 OSU team taint the season for you even if we went on to win the Rose Bowl?
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Matt Daddy?
Is that you?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Losing to OSU would be redeemed by a win in the RB
but the month between the CW and the RB would suuuuuck
Well, it’s assumed we would have a conference title game in there to cheer us up a little bit.
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Yeah, that would be ok, but Conf championships we've got
RB wins (damn you fiesta bowl!) we don’t. Only a RB win could sooth the agony of losing to a 1-10 baver team
Don't give a rats ass about the BCS rankings
it’s more about the fact that if Uw beats stanford, we beat stanford and we beat Uw, we have a cushion on all of them. So we could lose to USC or OSU (god forbid) and still win the division.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I care not what furd and the whelps do with or to each other
so long as we beat them both.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
UW does not have a conference loss yet.
If UW beats them, and Stanford beats us… UW is in the drivers seat for the north.
I could stomach Stanford going to the first conference championship game. I can’t stomach UW going.
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how would this play out.
UW beats Stanford, we lose to Stanford and beat UW. I’m pretty sure we would still go to the championship game.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Wouldn’t Stanford go in that scenario? Assuming everyone else wins out. I would think that Stanford would get the tiebreakers since they’ll only have one loss while we would have two, as would UW.
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I thought the conference records are the only indicator.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
No, there are further tiebreaker scenarios. I’m not sure what order they are in, but in this case, with each of the top three teams having one loss, to each other, all within the same division, my guess is that it would ultimately come down to BCS rankings. And you gotta figure that Stanford, with only the one loss, would probably have the highest BCS ranking. Now if Stanford then went on to lose to Notre Dame, all bets are off.
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I believe it is BCS rankings with a 3 way tie. Shufelt always seems to have those well researched, any comment?
I think we’ve hashed it out below.
The bottom line is that with a three-way tie (UW beats Stanford, Stanford beats us, we beat UW), Stanford would probably get the nod based on having a higher BCS ranking at the end of the season (assuming each team wins out beyond those games).
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From Wikipedia so it must be true
Three or more-team procedure
In the event that three teams are tied, the following criteria shall be used as tiebreakers to determine who will represent the division in the championship game:
1.Collective head-to-head record among all tied teams
2.Record of the tied teams within the division
3.BCS component
by INducktrination on Oct 18, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So would UW's ranking pass Stanford?
I doubt it, which would mean a loss to a team with a higher ranking(Stanford) would be more justifiable. Giving us the higher BCS ranking in the long run. then again, the BCS never follows the rules of reason
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
It’s not out of this world in possibilities that UW passes Stanford’s ranking while sharing the same conference record.
There’s an unfortunate wild card at play there, and that’s Stanford’s last non-conference game. If UW beats Stanford… well… there have been crazier things that have happened.
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True. but, UW did lose to Nebraska.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
An early loss is better than a late loss.
If Stanford losses to UW, they will drop from 8th to somewhere around… 16, and UW would probably get up near the same rank.
It makes Oregon’s two games against them (back-to-back weeks) very interesting though.
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lossington should lose every game ever. period.
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of course. It is not even a question
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
I don´t even understand this conversation. Itś a no-brainer. Huskies need to lose. Then Stanford looks good. Then we beat Stanford. Then we look good. Plus fuskies lose.
So what is there to think about?
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by gamedaytribe on Oct 19, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Really interesting article
by Fentress regarding a subject that has had much discussion lately. I have really liked Fentress on the beat this year. I think he’s good and objective. Sounds like York was zinging him a little, which is totally fine and amusing. But his comments about what the assistant coach said are certainly interesting. Zinging Fentress just a little for fun would have been one thing, but seems like he was dogging him out about just doing his job.
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by daisyduck on Oct 18, 2011 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
My J-school hat is on...
Thanks for posting this article. It is interesting…and reflective of a larger shift in thinking about the role of journalists in today’s media. It is Fentress’s job to be objective and if you don’t want objectivity, you can certainly find a favorable opinion elsewhere. As for the assistant coach, let’s hear it, but don’t get on Fentress for doing his job. That’s really not what he should be focusing on.
He should be focusing on the taste of various cuts of buffalo, IMO.
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Good enough
From Jay Allen:
LaMichael James told me he will travel to Colorado but probably won’t play. But he says he’s 100% sure he’ll play against WSU.
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More
LMJ is no longer wearing a sling or wrap on right arm. Tells me arm feels good.
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DANCING MIDGET REJOICE

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/minimized
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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 18, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
No
it just seemed more appropriate than the dancing giant.
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Midget is not the preferred nomenclature dude
by OregonNYC on Oct 18, 2011 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wolf can comprehend that I said a word that's not politically correct?
What is he,18 months old?
GEENUS BABY!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
He’s 20 months old. He also just watched Pulp Fiction.
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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 18, 2011 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Reraise (I know it's been posted here before, but it still makes me laugh).

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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Call
http://www.stupidgifs.com/images/full/205.gif
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Link fail.
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Or apparent link fail.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Link fail is a horrible tell.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that Jerry and George are wearing Nike’s.
by INducktrination on Oct 18, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Since ESPN was kind enough to rerun that replay multiple times
And having watched that Cal game 3 times, I still don’t have a clue how his arm can ever be normal again. The Human body is definitely a mystery.
LMJ is not human
He is some sort of new Nike prototype cyborg-human. :-)
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You'd think so, but no.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So I think this show could have been allot better.
I just watched the first season, which was only six episodes, and I feel like they could have made more. There was so much more potential for story lines. They could have stretched out his journey to Atlanta, among other story lines.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Well, it IS still going. Season 2 just started on Sunday, so there’s still the potential to journey to a bunch of different places. And I think they only made six in the first season because of budget/time concerns. This season has twelve or thirteen episodes, I believe.
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They didn't know if the show would be successful
So they only ordered 6 episodes. It’s premeire had 3x the viewers than Mad Men which is only slowly gaining viewership.
by INducktrination on Oct 18, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
AND
PELICANZ
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooooh, it's available streaming...
I might have to give it a watch.
Personally, I felt the whole zombie thing was a little played out.
But i like crossbows.
My parents believed in me.
I am not a zombie enthusiast by any means
but I think this show is awesome.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I am going to Netflix it
very soon based on the conversations I’ve seen here. I love zombie movies.
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I haven’t really gotten into the zombie genre. I love Shaun of the Dead (although that’s more of a spoof than anything else) and I enjoyed Resident Evil (does that count as a zombie movie?). Otherwise, I haven’t really seen any. I got bored halfway through Night of the Living Dead.
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"I Am Legend"
Though the book is about a vampirism virus.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I did see I Am Legend, and thought it was alright. I thought of that more as a virus movie than a zombie movie.
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I haven't read the book. I thought the movie was good, but I certainly understood why it was not a commercial success.
Supposedly, it was read by most ofthe modern horror masters (Stephen King, Anne Rice, etc.) and is credited as the source of the modern vampire myth. This, of course, was before they became sparkly.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Luckily we are seeing the next stage of zombie evolution
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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I haven't seen the real show
But this is really, really funny!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I recommend the book
I had my doubts about the movie when I saw an interview with Will Smith plugging the movie and they asked him “So, why should we watch this movie?” and he responds (OMG SPOILER ALERT), “They blow up the Brooklyn Bridge!!!?!?!?!”
Its a cliche but the movie was awful compared to what the book was. The whole idea of what the Legend is was lost. But I am Legend isn’t the first remake of the book and you may have seen it before.
by INducktrination on Oct 18, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Shaun of the Dead is a Romantic Comedy...with Zombies
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 18, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy hell…
You’re right.
I feel conflicted!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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BUT IT’S A ROMANTIC COMEDY!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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So is Top Gun only with much, much less comedy
by INducktrination on Oct 18, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Top Gun is a romantic zombie movie?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Just a romance movie.
Haven’t you seen the volleyball scene? Totally romantic.
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It is one of my
Top 10 all time favorites. It might even be pushing the Top 5. Maybe it is the romance factor! I always thought it was because it was a zombie comedy and really, what could possibly be better than that?
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This is more like it.
141 fans ejected from the ASU game, pretty much double the amount from the Cal game.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
One was sitting near me...
Got in a fight with another duck fun, and then left with his girlfriend following behind. About 15 minutes later he mysteriously returned sans girlfriend. 10 minutes after that CMS was trying to escort him out and he kept taking zigzagging through the aisles and down different staircases.
That's what I'm talking about
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by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 18, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody got the trivia answer from last night, so I'll post it again.
Who said this, when, and what made it ironic?
"I think the last staff demanded flawless character from those they recruited. We’ve got good kids, but they’re independent and they might cause you a few problems."
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
It's not on google, it's not on your website.
Are you just making stuff up now, Pancake Man?
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Not this time.
Happy to provide the citation, if anyone ever guesses correctly.
If all you had to do was Google it, it wouldn’t be any fun, right?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Brooks @ Kintucky?
Just guessin’
by scudderfan on Oct 18, 2011 1:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Or Brooks at Oregon right around Ticketgate!
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Oct 18, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it is
in the sense of “A literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character”.
Don’t Alanis Morrissette me, dammit.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Close enough.
It was Rich Brooks, preseason 1978, talking about his freshman class, several of whom would go on to feats of notoriety, alleged and (once) convicted.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I didn’t answer the reason why it was Ironic, but I totally guessed the “who” correctly this morning at 7:02am.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Rec for finding a way to work "The Who" into a thread.
Flagged for not answering the WHOLE question.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
It was before I had coffee.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Did Horton hear your who?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it a staff member from the Bellotti staff and/or the CK staff?
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Are they bigger than a breadbox?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Greatwood?
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 18, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops, didn't see the rest of the conversation
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 18, 2011 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hogwash. CPAP or GTFO.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Trufaunt out for the Seachickens, WTIII to start.
Or so the radio folks have said.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 18, 2011 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
I don't know if it has been mentioned.
LMJ said whether he plays is dependent on his personnel comfort level, not the doctors or the coaches.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
New post on Duck Downs: Oregon vs Colorado, 1978
The latest in the Oregon vs Colorado: A Prehistoric Series Series. (I’d hoped to get all the games done by this weekend, but that ain’t happening, sorry)
In which we learn that there’s more to recruiting than signing great athletes…
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
nirvana of a caption contest, with a twist!
Here’s a sign from over the weekend, courtesy of Occupy Wall Street’s “”http://occupyherbstreit.tumblr.com/page/2" target="new">Occupy Herbstreit Guy" (the whole tumblr is really quite funny).

Here’s the caption that goes with it:
Oregon Ducks tribute sign: Scott Van Pelt, Honey Badger, Subprime, Protesters
Your task is to decide: WTF is the play call that goes with this sign?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Because Chip Kelly
just doesn’t give a fuck about field position. He just eats snakes all day.
My parents believed in me.
There are not enough ,otherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plate!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it might be a reverse pass-back with Tuinei
/stillwaitingafter2years
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
NO, YOU’RE LESS THAN THREE, MOTHERFUCKER!
I don’t know why, I’ve just always wanted to say that.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 18, 2011 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wholeheartedly rec'd
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey look!
Dennis Dixon joins the ranks of Twitter
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sort of OT

¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 18, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
What's your deal?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
What's YOUR deal?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Does nobody remember
that Stanford shut out the fuckies 41-0 last year? Sure uw might be better than last year, but not 41 points better
To demonstrate the insanity of your post, I give you: 1973, Oregon 58, Washington 0.
I will let you look up the score of the 1974 UW game.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Hey, neato!
I just projectile vomited!
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Oct 18, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon didn't have Andrew Luck
but seriously. You just ruined my appetite
Where did you find it?
I WANT SOME. But my friendly Roth’s Sunnyside market has not.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I grabbed the last two halfracks from Rosauer's on Sunday.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 18, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The only place in the LA area they sell it is City of Industry, which is quite aways out of my way. Worth it?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
An epic, uncommon beer might be worth it. Might. That’s why I’m asking the question.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
If it’s similar to session or black session, it’s not “epic”. It’s just a solid, easy to drink session beer.
Probably not worth the trip.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I agree with this assessment
It’s a bit higher-alcohol (6.2) than most session beers, so less sessionable in that sense (I am full after two). All told, it’s a solid Oktoberfest-type lager, but nothing spectacular.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 19, 2011 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I was severely disappointed when I went through the City of Industry. I expected it to look more like… Carson/Arlington area or something.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Even the people who live in the City of Industry are disappointed when they drive through it. It’s a dismal place.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
All 219 of them.
Seriously. The 2010 census results say that there are only 219 people in that awesome and desirable place.
I feel bad for Colorado. They are the new WSU.
This Arkansas St-Florida International game is pretty hot
Although the Red Wolves just scored a TD, it seems unlikely we have much to worry about next year….
And then,
After giving the best speech ever, Pflugrad was a non-factor in the game.
2 catches for 9 yards. Ouch.
Also, interesting note, UO’s 7 straight wins over ASU is now tied with their 7 straight wins over UW for longest active conference win streak. Hopefully, in a little over 3 weeks, it won’t be the longest.
by omb on Oct 18, 2011 10:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
How far does this go back?
To the Pac-8? PCC?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 19, 2011 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he said "active"
so it goes back to the last one.
The conference record is USC’s 26 straight over OAC, from 1968 to 1999. So we won’t break this record with UW until 2030.
Our longest winless string is against USC, 12 straight (1972 – 1986). There was a tie in there (1980).
Our longest losing string is against ASU, 9 straight from 1966 to 1988, although the first two of those were when ASU was a WAC team.
For each pac-10 team:
Oregon losing strings vs..
- USC – 12 winless (1972 – 1986); 7 losses (72 – 78)
- UCLA – 7 losses (49-56)
- Stan – 5 (67-71, 73-77)
- Cal – 8 (74-82)
- OAC – 8 (64-71)
- UW – 6 (74-79, 81-86)
- WSU – 4 (71-74)
- ASU – 9 (66-88, first two were when ASU was in the WAC)
- Ariz — 4 (84-88)
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Awesome!
Where did you find this info?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 20, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
From the Flugrad's speech post.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Don't know how to get the image from my desktop to the reply box..........?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
You will have to upload it to yfrog or imageshack.
Right click on the picture and copy the image address.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 19, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanx.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

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