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Quack Fix: Practice Notes, Jackson Rice, Pac-12 Championship Game and Academic Progress

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  • Couple of updates to discuss out of practice yesterday as noted by Oregon Live. Darron Thomas said that he's 100 percent and expects to start against Washington State. LaMichael James could play on Saturday if necessary, and Ricki Heimuli walked out of practice in a boot. Also, there are some good quotes from Chip Kelly regarding the proposed increase in student-athlete "pay". We also have another report from the Register Guard.
  • One of the unsung heroes of the Oregon Football Team has to be Punter Jackson Rice. I remember when he was recruited and was pretty excited about the fancy stars that were next to his name. In previous years, I've been very nervous about our special teams in all senses of the word. Although I may still be nervous when we receive, I'm far less nervous now when we are giving up the ball and Rice is a good reason for that.
  • I don't like to link to Bleacher Report articles very often but I thought this one brought up a good point (even if the argument was kind of dumb). The basic premise... Oregon Quarterback Bryan Bennett is not ready to be a starter and while I agree that there certainly needs to be some polish, I think he managed the games well when he has played. One thing I know for sure. Whenever we run a play that looks like a zone read, people behind me will complain that we should have passed when we ran and vice versa. I look forward to these same people wanting Bennett in the game as soon as we lose yards on a handoff.
  • We don't want to count our ducks before they're hatched, but there are some things to be mindful of if Autzen Stadium is hosting the first ever Pac-12 Championship Game.
  • Basketball season is nearly upon us and the team is going to look VERY different this year. The men's team will have 8 new players on the court and expectations are high. I'm not ready to give this team a pass to the top half of the Pac-12 with so many new players but I am excited to see what this new group can do.
  • Good news on the academic front as the football team saw a 14 point jump over the last two years and the men's basketball team continues to be impressive academic force.
  • Finally, we have some Pac-12 picks for this weekend. Vegas must know something I don't know because I can't figure out for the life of me why Utah is favored over Oregon State. Both of these teams aren't that great but at least the Beavers have somewhat of an offense.

That's it for the quack. For a fun fact of the day, Oregon leads the nation in the number of Opponent Kickoff Returns with allowing 8.1 returns per game. Yeah, we're scoring a lot.

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Sorry if this has already been talked about but I don’t remember seeing it but one thing I love about Chip is that he refuses to give up games at Autzen

by The Legend on Oct 27, 2011 6:45 AM PDT reply actions  

From the article about the PAC-12 championship tickets:
the deadline for season ticket holders to order isn’t until Nov. 4.

I’m not a season ticket holder, so this isn’t relevant to me, but I’m curious: we won’t know whether we’ll be playing in that game until November 12, at which point — barring a meltdown by Oregon or Stanford — it should be clear who will host. If the season ticket holders have ordered tickets, and we don’t get to host it, does anyone know what happens? Do they get refunds?

The PAC-12 championship is really awesome and will definitely raise the profile of the conference, and having it at a home stadium of a team who’s doing well is brilliant, but… man, what an organizational nightmare.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 6:49 AM PDT reply actions  

For those that have ordered

The credit card number was provided and not charged. The charge will occur after tickets have been issued and if memory serves the site said that we might even receive tickets before charges are actually processed.

Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...

by Fishdude on Oct 27, 2011 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is routine practice for stuff like this

Bowl games for example.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

This is what I get for asking questions on the Morning Quack Fix before I finish my coffee.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know most people wont like this.

But going to Seattle every year could have been a strong recruiting tool. On one hand you lose a home game, while on the other you increase the possibility of stealing uw’s talent right from under their nose.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

We would go to Seattle every year anyway

With the series of Wazzu and washington away in opposing years, we would play Wazzu in Seattle one year and washington the next. If all Wazzu games were in Seattle, we would play there twice in alternating years (i.e. two years from now).

Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...

by Fishdude on Oct 27, 2011 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure Wazzu wants to always do Oregon games in Seattle.

Unless they get much better, they will probably be at least 50% Oregon fans, maybe more.

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Moos addressed that

by saying that if it ended up being all Oregon fans, WSU would be happy to take their money.

Its really just a money grab for WSU. They don’t care that they’re giving up a home game

--Dave

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by David Piper on Oct 27, 2011 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting.

Shouldn’t money be a lot less of an issue after the PAC-12 network deals start kicking in?

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're planning a stadium renovation.

They probably need more than just the TV money to make it happen. Besides, since the TV money goes to everyone, it doesn’t give them an advantage over any other school.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Oct 27, 2011 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

nothing will ever give WSU an advantage over any other school

it has the fewest revenue streams availiable of any conference school

--Dave

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by David Piper on Oct 27, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is unfortunately true

who is the richest Wazzu grad out there? They need an uncle

Also, not sure that WSU would make that much money while renting out someone else’s stadium. I thought the Seattle game was a way to keep their Seattle alumni involved without having to go out to far flung Pullman. If they could sell out in Pullman it would be a lot better than having to pay rent and share of the door receipts/concessions to the stadium owners.

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it works out economically.

There are almost 32,000 more seats at Century Link than Martin. If tickets average $75 (it’s probably higher), that’s $2.4 million in additional revenue. The rent can’t be too high, because the stadium owners have to choose between letting WSU use it or having it sit empty that day. And the cost to put on the game wouldn’t be too much higher than having it in Pullman.

Even if they don’t sell every seat, that $2 million gives them a big margin of error.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Oct 27, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks like the OS game drew 49,000 people, with an estimated 10,000 Bieber fans.

OS was supposed to lose that game, and they still got 10,000 to come out. They’d have probably brought a much bigger crowd if they were playing better this year. The Ducks would certainly bring a big crowd to that game. A sellout in a UO-WSU game is completely plausible.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Oct 27, 2011 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree that the place would sell out....

What needs to happen more than anything is that WSU needs to finish a season 6-6 and get back to a bowl game. I know this is a “duh” statement, but as an ex-Cougar fan who lived a half hour south of Pullman growing up I can tell you that they have a very loyal fan base.

The main problem WSU has is that most of their fans for home games come from Spokane; Seattle, or Lewiston in Idaho where I am from…..None of these are real easy drives if there is a possibility of bad weather/snow.

Fans aren’t driving 1-4 hrs if there is no expectation for the game to be competitive. WSU fans don’t need to win every game to show up in full force, but they do want to see a competitive football team that has a shot at a bowl game.

I, personally, would love to go to a WSU-Oregon game at QWEST, but I do support Chip in saying that it is a no-go if it means taking away one of our home games.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

*Qwest

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#FireCraigJames

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m 100% sure I’m wrong because I have a feeling he might of blew it all away but Ryan Leaf?

by The Legend on Oct 27, 2011 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much money did he even make, though? I know he got a lucrative contract when he first signed, but it’s not like he got much more than that, and it’s not perpetual. Knight will keep raking in the money as long as people keep buying clothes. The only thing Ryan Leaf is raking these days is his namesake.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You don't know that!

He could be out raking someone’s leaves right now……

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing Ryan Leaf is raking these days is his namesake.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan Leaf has got to be damn near broke.

Between his stint in rehad and his convictions in Texas, there is no way that he has much money left. He was always pretty irresponsible to begin with.

/Charger Fan

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I think Paul Allen went to WSU

He may have dropped out but it’s still ‘his’ school. It’s too bad for them that he’s all about pro teams and doesn’t show them more love. It could really make a difference in their overall potential.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drew Bledsoe, I'd imagine, if it were a professional jock

I believe Paul Allen dropped out after 2 years, so he isn’t a graduate of WSU, but it is the only university he went to :). Technically he’s the richest former attendee, if not graduate of, WSU.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Allen dropped out of WSU

but donates all his money to UW

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by David Piper on Oct 27, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Paul Allen attended for a while.

He’s given them money but only for academics.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 27, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cougar Gold cheese

They need to license the formulation so that it could go national. It’s the best.

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by Old Ducker on Oct 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw the "Seattle Bowl"

idea….It’s not like they need anything to contribute to their over inflated sense of self up there.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

On one hand you lose a home game, while on the other you increase the possibility of stealing uw’s talent right from under their nose.

I’ll take our talent over theirs.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not trading rosters. Is there some kid(s) from Washington that we’ve not been able that we would have been able to steal if they knew they’d get to play in Seattle once a year?

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

uw's talent on their roster might be inferior to ours

but the talent in Seattle is certainly above that of Portland. If we can dominate the recruiting in the NW and recruit well in CA, AZ, TX and somewhat nationally that would be great.

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Eugene, Borders has closed!

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold! Did you make that?

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really does look like a lemur. Good work on this.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the fist pump.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: the Bennett article

I’m not sure what the point really was. They pretty much said " Brian Bennett is not as good as DT, should only be the backup, has done a decent job in that role and will be a good started in a year and a half but not today". Is there a QB controversy out there? Everyone knows that Bennett is raw and needs experience, no one is saying he should stay on. Great to see DT is healthy again, we’ll need him down the stretch

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 7:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Sounds familiar

are there seriously people out there that think Bennett should start over DT? Bennett’s speed is really nice, it would be great if DT had that sort of speed threat, I think it would open the option up even more as LBs and even safeties have trouble catching BB while DT isn’t going to burn many defenders. Other than that DT does pretty much everything better than BB right now, especially decision making on the option, checking down and not risking turnovers.

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure that BB is making better decisions running the option, IMO....

But I haven’t had a chance to rewatch the games this year, so you would probably know better than I.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he did alright, but I think I caught two bad reads – one when he ran it and should have handed off (even though he made a decent gain, the Colorado defense was just that bad) and one the other way. There may have been more, or I could be wrong on those two. I’m not the expert Fishduck is.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s slightly better at selling the option (i.e. waiting until the last minute to pull the ball) than DT, but DT is superior in nearly every other category.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 27, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I swear to god, I heard "Put Bennett in" yelled from the student section during the Cal game.

By multiple people.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me hate multiple people.

Multiple people are total morons. This team will be all Bennett, all the time…in 2013.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then it will all be “Put it Mariota!”

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The grass is always greener.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put in the grass!

We need it to prepare against Stanford! Turf at home is not a good idea!

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of...

who wants to bet that Stanford won’t let the turf grow a little bit longer and wet down the field so that our speed advantage is mitigated by the conditions?

/nottakingit
/BCS NCG’d

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@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Put it where?

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he was an investment broker on the side.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

My first Duck game was Oregon v. Arizona, 2006.

When Dixon threw his third pick at the top of the fourth quarter, I heard cries to put in Leaf. No, seriously.

(Interestingly, Bellotti did just that. He put Leaf in for the next drive, since we were already down 10-37 and Dixon was clearly not working out. That drive? Two plays, ended in a pick.)

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will always remember Brady Leaf for two things:

1. Starting the game against UCLA in 2007 the game after [REDACTED]. He played poorly and then was taken out with an ankle injury or something. Then I got to see a lot of Cody Kempt. Ugh.

2. That final drive against Oklahoma in the 2005 Holiday Bowl. Ugh.

Is there anything you remember about a Leaf where “ugh” is an inappropriate reaction?

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I Was at that UCLA game and that was ugly. Dixon was already out, then Leaf went down then Roper went down and on a couple plays it also looked like Cody was hit hard and not going to get it up. The only good part of that afternoon was the sun was shining in the Rose Bowl and I was there with my boss who got to gloat a little. The gloating stung of course, but its like throwing a game of golf in that it probably paid off a little in the long run.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might be one of the only games

I can remember turning off because I literally couldn’t watch it – it was upsetting me too much. Keep in mind I was nearly clinically depressed because of [REDACTED] the previous week. I ran away – I’m not proud of it but it’s true.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was also the first game i wore my brand new custom Oregon Duck Nike’s. The game was so terrible i swore to never wear them on game day again. I only wear them now in the off-season which is a shame cause they are pretty sweet… for shoes.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm ashamed to say it

but I turned off the Civil War that year when we went down 14 (or whatever it was). I had sat through the rest of Arizona, all of UCLA, and just figured there was no way we were coming back and the season was lost. I was surprised to get a call from my brother that we had tied it up and we we’re kicking for the win*. So I turned it on…and we lost.

*as with most of the games from that period of time, the details are fuzzy, so I might have my facts wrong.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took my then one and a half year old son and my Dad. My son freaked out at the stadium full of people and spent the whole first quarter sobbing uncontrollably.

That was the BEST part of that game.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

you win

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking,

after [REDACTED] against Arizona, that we’d be alright, cause we had Leaf and he was a senior and his brother is Ryan, so he couldn’t be all that bad, right? RIGHT? Then he started playing, and I started crying.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/guy is unsuccessful

Sounds like this might be true for more than just his puking.

Seriously, DT is better than Bennett right now. Could Bennett eventually be better? I think that’s a possibility, after an entire offseason of working with the first team offense, and getting more reps. But after seeing him throw against Colorado, it’s clear that DT is a much better option to run the offense.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

People get too hung up on the option play it seems

They remember watching Dixon and Masoli consistently blow by defenders and pick up big gains with their feet, and suddenly assume that we have to be running the ball with our quarterback or it’s being done wrong. Then they watch Michigan and think, we should be doing that! DT isn’t as good on his feet as Dixon or Masoli or Bennett, but his passing opens up so many things, and when he does run it, he has no trouble getting down the field.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

DT's main weapon is his decision making

he is great in the passing game, but I don’t think he is a great thrower of the ball. He doesn’t have great touch down-field or that strong of an arm to the outside, he won’t get a lot of love from the NFL. However, he makes the right call almost all the time both in the option and the pass. This means lower turnovers, a better running attack and an efficient passing game to complement our devastating running game

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agree with all of this. Well said.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bennett has potential

and I believe in our coaching staff to see them as well. But for all we know.. next year we might have a battle between him and the next guy and who knows.. he might not be the nr2 guy anymore (granted Darron stays).

ssshhh....

by OregOnDucks on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Continuing the Bacon discussion from yesterday:

For some reason AtQ was not allowing me to post, but one of the better things about Boise: Here.

Their bacon is otherworldly.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Oct 27, 2011 7:08 AM PDT reply actions  

Is horse bacon still bacon though?

BECAUSE IF SO, IT’S BACON.
QED.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nope.
Bacon is a cured meat prepared from a pig.

That’s as definitive a definition as ever defined by your friend Wikipedia.

Unless there are pigs that are horses.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

More meat should be pork, and more pork should be bacon.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a very authentic Chinese restaurant in the valley the serves a deep fried pork chop with lots of fat around the edges. My wife calls in bacon on a bone which is an excellent description. In order of awesomeness bacon—>pork belly—→bacon on a bone.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best birthday present I ever got

A year subscription to Grateful Palate’s Bacon of the Month Club.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the tasty meats category

horse sashimi is surprisingly delicious (popular in Japan)

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Benz, you are promoting LESS bacon in the world.

HRD math suggests that:

[World with more Bacon] > [World with less Bacon] as a strict rule.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Oct 27, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is not just my math, but also my medical opinion.

[World with more Bacon] = [World with more coronary artery disease] = $$$

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went through a year of Atkins

eating bacon and pepperoni like there was no tomorrow, and got an atta girl from my dr on my chloresterol.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long did it take you to gain back the weight you lost?

Because if you didn’t, you’re one of those ten-percenters.

I sure as hell did.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two of the 4 co-owners of the 5 guys that I worked at this summer were cardiologists.

Think about that.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't tell if you guys don't understand or not.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, AllSaintsDay.

(Gotta make sure I have someone around to split the hate with me.)

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Job security man.

There is nothing like investing in the thing that will contribute to your business the most.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Yes, I am.

I am not in favor of increasing the world’s bacon supply by redefining what constitutes “bacon”.

Horse Bacon is no more bacon than “veggie bacon” is bacon.

Hell, Horse Bacon is, arguably, no more bacon than Kevin Bacon. Or Frances Bacon.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about John Bacon, the seventh greatest linebacker in Oregon history?

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a candidate for someones All-Time Oregon fantasy team………

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Oct 27, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of linebackers with great names

I’ve always found it an amusing coincidence that the two most appropriate Duck names of all time, Wesley Mallard and Bill Drake, both played LB.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

But is Kevin Bacon bacon bacon?

/cannibalism’d

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Grammatically correct use of the word ‘bacon’ thrice consecutively.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can’t grant yourself an achievement. It needs to be awarded by some other authority figure. That’s like giving yourself a nickname.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Listen Gorby, listen.

Bacon is my life. I of all people should know what achievements the fake video game internet meme gods of bacon hand out and when.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must love this

I would venture to try this someday… when I feel like killing myself from foodgasm and clogged arteries.

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Royale with Cheese?

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by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

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by 071903 on Oct 28, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is a whopper:

  ashington is going to win the PAC12 N in football this year.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 28, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has no idea what this means, however.

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Oct 27, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just add that

to yesterday’s bodyspray23

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

There.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said "authority figure".

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I am forced to be in Boise

Two of the next three weeks. Thanks. I will give it a go!

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by Fishdude on Oct 27, 2011 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bennett

I am completely flabbergasted by the idea that Bennett was somehow not very good last Saturday. Sure he needs a bit more accuracy on his throws but he is a freshman in his first start. He threw some good balls too, like the one to Paulson on the sideline. Moreover, do these people not remember Jeremiah Masoli?

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 8:52 AM PDT reply actions  

His throwing improved as the game went on.

He has the potential to grow into a great QB as he gets experience.

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by CougarDuck on Oct 27, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

I thought he was fantastic for a first start.

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree and, I think that was far from what he CAN do.

Give him the Autzen welcome and support and tho’ he might be a little fidgety at first, he can really light it up. And I have nothing against DT, he is also great, a great leader, passer and runner (remember some of those fakes he put on Washington and USC last year?) Both of these guys can play the game, win the game and deserve our support. It is not disloyal to either or the team, IMO, to extoll their individual virtues.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly right, Famous Duck

We should support both of them. We NEED both of them. Bennett needs practice now in order to be ready to lead the team when it’s his time. That time may come sooner than we expect if DT were to be seriously hurt (I know, bite my tongue). He shows great promise, and DT has had great success. We’re truly blessed in the QB department.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you daisy.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dennis Dixon?

Remember how frustrated fans were with him because of his erratic passing and inaccuracy. Then, when played baseball for that summer and people (myself included) were pissed because we thought he should have stuck around and worked on his passing.

Well, he turned out okay. If CK says Bennett is the future, then I believe him.

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to the Houston game in 2007. I still remember people all around me calling for Brady Leaf in the 1st quarter (I just threw up in mouth a little).

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the coaching staff laughed and smiled inside when they heard that

knowing how awesome their offense was going to be and how great Dixon would look running it.

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Well done, Wesley. Good work. I’ll most likely kill your offense in the morning.”

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you wish

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

His passing was not very good. I don’t understand why people feel the need to keep adding this qualifier that he was a freshman in his first start. Of course we all realize that.

I think there’s a disconnect between people who are analyzing his performance for what it was and people who want to see Bennett for what he will be. The first group looks at the Colorado game and ses good running, pretty good decision-making, poor throwing, didn’t really go through his progressions. A decent performance against a terrible team, but probably not someone we’d want to rely on in a big game. If he had to start the rest of the season, I’d be pretty nervous.

Then there’s the other group who sees his potential. He’s got a strong arm, great speed, and clearly just needs experience and reps. His start was very good – for a freshman.

I’m in the first group. I’m really happy Bennett will (hopefully) be around to take the reins from DT someday. I’m very happy that day will not come (hopefully) this season.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What exactly do you expect from a freshman in his first start?

All that you say may be true, but that still doesn’t mean it wasn’t a fantastic first strat.

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He started for a team that is seriously hoping for a conference championship and has an outside shot at getting to the national championship. THAT is what I’m focused on. And I don’t think Bennett has enough to get us there. Thankfully, DT is back to 100% so he won’t have to.

The kid has a lot of promise, but promise is for the future. How do I know he’s going to improve his passing accuracy? Masoli didn’t. I’d say the chances are good that he does, and I’m excited about his development, but again, that’s the future. I care about this season, first and foremost.

I’m not knocking the kid. He was fine. He looked great running on the option and escaping from the pocket when he needed to. And a couple of his throws were beauties.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was having Masoli flashbacks while watching Bennett play. Great legs, powerful arm, and a total inability to look past his first receiver.

He has a much higher upside than Masoli (because his accuracy is better), but Bennett would have been eaten alive by any competent safety.

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by jtlight on Oct 27, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to beat the SEC

Become like the SEC and schedule wussy teams in NC play.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't even think about travelling outside your own state, either.

/Fuck you, Florida, you haven’t left your own state for a nonconference game since before I was born

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would be perfect!

Three Oregon patsy’s to begin the year and a fourth to end it.

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Oregon was to play SEHS?

We lost 69-0 against South Medford at home last week.

I like winning.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. I went to North Medford.

At the time South Eugene was a power house. their soccer team was really good as well. My sophomore year was the first time I watched a game at Autzen, as our football team lost the state championship against Sheldon.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheldon's still great at football. Big game next week @ South Medford, # 1 SHS vs #2 SMHS

Both teams average about 50 points a game on offense, 12 or less (SHS) on defense

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's tomorrow night!!

http://eugenedailynews.com/2011/10/27/irish-ready-to-clash-with-south-medford/

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody's HS team sucked like my HS team the year after I left.

Willamette High School’s 1976 football team had roughly 30 players when two-a-days started and by season’s end was down to about 20.

Points scored during the season: 6. (In a game against Churchill (I think), there was a fumble in their end zone that one of the Wil-hi players fell on, probably accidentally, for a TD. Naturally, they missed the extra point.)

This made for three winless seasons in four years. (3-6 my senior year, beat North — with Danny Ainge at QB! — for the first time in 15 years.)

They got better, eventually; the population expanded and the school almost doubled in size. Even made the state semi-finals once around 1990. But for almost two decades WHS was the poster child for “really being in the wrong division but not QUITE small enough to drop down to Junction City’s level.”

So I feel your 0-69 pain.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty bad.

When I was, I think a sophomore, we (Harrisburg) played Mapleton. They brought 12 players. Just after halftime we knocked one of their guys out of the game. At the beginning of the fourth quarter, we knocked another one out and they had to forfeit. It was toward the end of the season, and they ended up forfeiting their last couple games. As far as I know, that was the last time they played 11 man football.

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by CougarDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

In freshman year of high school (1990), we, the Clayton Valley Eagles of Concord, CA

had a pre-season scrimmage against the Pittsburg High School Pirates in Pittsburg, CA (Avery Patterson & Eric Dargan). They had a RB/FB on their team that was rumored to have a 315 lb bench press and 400 lb squat AS A FRESHMAN. Whether it was completely false or the kid was a roider. we were unable to tackle him with anything less than 2 of our players. Three was more effective, but not a sure thing. One of our star linebackers wrapped him up and was dragged down the field 20+ yards ala “Lucas.” We lost that game 62-6.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 28, 2011 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

not necessarily. you do need a strong SOS. otherwise Boise would be in the NATTY every year.

So if the PAC-12 doesn’t get its act together and start winning again, our SOS will not be enough. An undefeated SEC team and an undefeated BIG-12 team would still keep us out of the NATTY even if we went undefeated in the PAC-12. We need at least one quality marquee (preferably top-5) win to compete. And the rest can’t suck.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah we'd be fine

We’re a major conference team, Boise isn’t.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boise State’s SOS has 1-2 GOOD teams.

This one is 3+ some bad Pac-12. It really isn’t that much different than last year’s SOS.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost typed this out before and then thought better of it. But…would we rather play this schedule and win out? Or play a team like LSU and have a serious chance to lose?

Honestly, I think the formula, although it’s tough to determine this years in advance, is:

1. Legitimately good team, preferably not a great team.
2. One AQ team – anyone, like Purdue, for example.
3. One FBS, non-AQ team, like New Mexico or Fresno St.

There is no way in hell Fresno St. should be the TOUGHEST team on the OOC schedule. But with teams like Georgia and K-St. canceling games left and right, it’s really tough to do this.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ordinarily this would not be an issue if the PAC-12 were not having such a down year

But if you take a look at the Sagarin Ratings, for instance, you’ll see just how down the PAC-12 teams are. We’re below some Div-AA teams in some cases (OSU). I posted on this yesterday in the other thread. That SUCKS.

If the PAC-12 teams were at their usual levels (worst = worst in SEC/BIG-12 etc), we wouldn’t need to worry so much about the ooc.

It used to be more important because we had to establish ourselves as a legit team. Now we’re seen more of a contender, and if we blow the others away and win against one strong top-five team, and we’re undefeated, we’d make it into the natty (with the computers too).

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to balance my love of winning with my love of good football games with my desire to see Oregon get back to the NCG. I love winning, but I hate seeing us beat up on teams that don’t have a chance. I want to get back to the NCG, but how do we create a tough schedule to show we deserve it while not sticking ourselves with a loss?

It’s not an easy balance to create. But you’re right, the Pac 12 improving in quality would go a long way toward taking care of the schedule strength issues.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we need to schedule "an elite program" every OOC

that doesn’t mean that team needs to be elite at the time we play them. We played a pretty crappy Tenn team last year, but it didn’t sound that crappy because they are Tennessee. If we were to play ND, Penn State, Georgia, Miami etc we’d probably beat the crap out of them almost as easily as Fresno, but it sounds so much better to say we beat Miami.

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Oregon-Fresno State series has been fun to watch, tough hard fought games in which the winner was known only in the last few minutes.

With Chip coaching and improved recruiting, this may change but I am looking forward to seeing the game next year. Pat Hill is a great coach.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

We went to the Natty last year with a non-conference schedule of:

New Mexico (1-11)
Tennessee (6-7)
Portland St (2-9)

The only time non-conference might come into play is if there are multiple BCS conference teams undefeated. We will go over a non-BCS team every time if we’re undefeated in the Pac 12. There has only been 1 time that I remember where a team went undefeated in a BCS conference and didn’t make the NCG – Auburn in 2004 (USC vs Chokelahoma in the BCSNCG).

In 1998, 2000, 2001, 2003, 2006, 2007 (LSU had 2 losses), and 2008 (both Florida & Oklahoma) there was a 1-loss team in the NCG. The odds of winning a tougher game being the deciding factor are, in my opinion, not worth the potential loss with the current system. To be clear, if you take out the stupid ass BCS system I absolutely love scheduling a tough non-conference game. Also, don’t forget that you have to schedule it so early that there’s no guarantee that it’s even going to work out because the team might be bad by the time you play (Tennessee).

I hate the system, but it is what it is. If we had played Portland State instead of LSU we’d probably be #3 or #4. As it is, we aren’t even mentioned in the top teams, despite being the top 1-loss team, because we have been painted as a team who can’t contend with the LSUs and Stanfords of the world despite having beaten Stanford last year. So it’s not even just the risk of the loss on your record – it’s the risk of how that loss can stay with you all year in the form of your “image”.

Until they change the system, I’m all for us playing cupcakes every year in the non-conference.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by CougarDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

Eff a bunch of cupcakes and eff the mythical NC. Sure, I want to win it anyway, but let’s play real teams.

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by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't know how SEC fans do it.

I didn’t get to watch the Colorado game live, then had a really hard time sitting down to watch it later because watching your team completely kill a hapless patsy is just not any fun. And that’s a conference game. It’s more fun than getting killed, sure, but even with a team that I love like the Ducks it’s just hard to get excited about that, to sit through it all, much less pay for it. At that point… what’s the point? I guess there’s an ego-stroke component to it, liking to see all those points on the board, but even then you have to actively block out the knowledge that, no, you’re not that good and are just paying a poor team to take a beating.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well said.

I am with you on the “getting tired of watching our awesome athletes play against JV teams” part. Regardless of non-conference opponents, the PAC-12 is such a top and bottom heavy league that the Ducks are practically guaranteed to play at least 5 blowout games. That should be enough 50-point, 500+ yard performances against bad teams to satisfy everyone.

The 50-point, 500+ yard performances against GOOD teams are the fun ones anyway.

I

by joelor on Oct 27, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would think tho', that getting a 'fair-to-middlin' team to play Oregon might be harder to get than just about any other team in the nation.

High speed, hard hitting, no mercy, no way of even possibly trying to figure out what Chip was going to do…?
Helluva way to start the season, to get humiliated before conference play even starts.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great point.

but if we travel to them, don’t they get big monies?

Or maybe the tier of program that we would be looking for just doesn’t care that much.

Can we schedule Boise St. every year? I hate those fuckers and we can end this National Championship game BS early every year.

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by joelor on Oct 27, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have an unusual memory.

It works in mysterious ways.

For example, I can quote you exactly what Lee Evans did to Michigan State in 2003.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um... I'll say this so that an OBNUG troll doesn't have to.

You know we’ve… historically had some trouble in that department, right?

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord you people have good memories.

I had even forgotten.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furthermore,

By not playing tough teams, you are more likely to lose to them in bowl games.

The reason, in my opinion, that we couldn’t pull out wins v Ohio State, Auburn, and LSU is because we don’t get to play teams like that enough.

There’s always that moment of shell-shock that they have to recover from, and by then it’s a bit too late.

The Pac-12 just doesn’t offer the kind of dominant defenses that you need to play against to be prepared come bowl season.

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would rather play a top team like LSU and get beat and then either fight for the Rose Bowl or hope for a break to get into the NCG than play all cupcakes.

I can respect that. I’m not a NCG-or-bust guy as evidenced by my belonging to this blog back when that was unthinkable. I’m sick of watching the other conferences get multiple BCS births because they get 2 extra wins every year (1 because of the cupcakes, and 2 because they get an EXTRA cupcake because they only play 8 conference games).

I’m not even really talking about the NCG this year. If we lose to Stanford, here’s what is most likely going to happen (based on common sense and a couple of articles I’ve read): because we finish 10-2, we’ll get frozen out of one of the other BCS games and the Pac 12 will only get 1 BCS bid like it always does. It’s not just bad for the Ducks to only have one BCS participant every year, but it’s also bad for whole league.

I respect you taking this morale stance, but I’d rather see the Ducks play 3 mediocre teams and get to watch them play in, say, the Orange Bowl like Stanford did last year than get to watch one early-season game against a top-10 team and have to watch us play in the Alamo or Holiday Bowl. I’m willing to trade one early-season tough match-up for a bigger and better game (and payout) at the end of the season.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The benefits of a better bowl game are amazing.

National exposure, recruiting and moneys. I share your sentiment. The fact that none of those top level teams will ever come to Autzen is my deciding factor. If they would schedule home and homes I would be on the other side of the fence, but we all know that will never happen.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might. Some teams will. And if they don’t, who cares? So we show how well we play on the road. Nothing wrong with that. It’s better football.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But IMO the risk outways the reward. Where would we be now if we played a Kstate or Indiana instead of LSU. Third? What if we did that and lost to Stanford? An at large bid. You can’t tell me you would not like that.

I want Oregon to grow into as large a national power as possible. Call it greed, but it would be far easier if we went with the static quo and scheduled like every other conference does.

I wish it wasn’t so and I think its broken, however we need except the fact that we are making it harder for ourselves, if we keep this up.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

As I stated below, I think it’s important to realize that we’re only talking about 1 game difference here, not all 3. And, for me at least, not part of my reasoning is that it’s more fun to watch my team kill 3 easy teams. If you take the BCS out of it, I’d rather we schedule all 3 OOC games as games that are pick ems (either team could win).

One other thing I’d like to see is that if we are going to keep scheduling a tough game in our OOC schedule, can we please stop doing it in week 1? I think it’s pretty clear that difficult games in week 1 aren’t our specialty – whether it’s because the other team has time to prep so much, or it’s because our offense isn’t yet “in rhythm” or whatever other reason, we simply aren’t playing well in those games. Obviously playing a tough opponent will contribute to you not playing well, but I think we can all agree that the Ducks didn’t play their A game against either fBSU or LSU.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could get on board with this.

LSU as the third OOC game would have been a completely different sory. I also liked the fact that the LSU game was at a neutral site. Without meeting these criteria I would still rather play a pickem game.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also liked the fact that the LSU game was at a neutral site.

It was about a 450 mile drive for LSU fans (from Baton Rouge) and over 2,000 miles for Oregon fans (from Eugene). While not technically a “home game” for LSU, it was about as close as you are going to get.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

It’s a start though. if it was a real home game i think it would have been allot worse.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t it to be easy. Easy is boring. The game against LSU, with everything leading up to it, and the huge hype, and all the question marks and the level of play in the game itself was so much better than it would have been with KState or Indiana. Doesn’t all that indicate that we are in the conversation with national powers? I would have loved to substitute either of those schools for Missouri State. That would have been fine with me. But not for LSU.

I mean, we could have beaten LSU and we’d be number one right now. That would have been ideal. It didn’t happen. Oh well. I’m glad we played the game.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A big part of me agrees with you. If the punishment for the loss weren’t so severe I’d have no problem with it. Back in the day it was pretty much understood that if you played a tough team early and lost, you wouldn’t take a big hit in the rankings and, if only 1-loss teams were left at the end of the year and your only loss was in the first game to a great team, you’d be a shoe-in for a better bowl game. But over the past few years it seems like that has completely gone away and you are penalized more severely for the loss. Like PondJunky said, I just don’t think the potential reward outweighs the potential risks anymore.

If we’d beaten LSU we’d probably be #1, although I could EASILY see the national media and computers putting Alabama over us by this point in the season. But if we’d played an Indiana and won, we’d probably be #3 and move up to #2 as soon as LSU/Bama goes down. And we’d have done it with a fraction of the risk.

A caveat to all of this is our starting position too I guess. If we’re not around the top 5 to start the season, then we may need a good win to vault us up there. And you can’t know that far enough out to schedule the games. It’s a tricky situation, that’s for sure.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your point of view, I just disagree. The punishment for losing should be severe. The only thing that matters is where you end up. I don’t care that they dropped us so far in the rankings. The only thing more meaningless than the rankings after game 1 are the preseason rankings.

If we keep winning, we’ll keep moving up. If we lose another one, we’ll move down. The solution? Win the big games.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t care about where we were ranked after week 1. It’s about how much further up the ladder you have to climb and what a disadvantage you are at. Back in the day they didn’t just automatically take every team without a loss and put them above every team with a loss. For instance, last week after a comeback win against Maryland bye Clemson they jumped us in the polls because they don’t have a loss.

The punishment for losing should be severe.

I agree…if everyone is playing on a level playing field. Other teams just avoid losses by having an easier schedule. That’s what my problem is – we went out of our way to give ourselves a more difficult schedule and are punished for it. It used to be worth it to schedule these games because that loss wasn’t held against you as much as other losses in order to reward teams for scheduling difficult games because we all want to see those games.

I agree with you at the heart of the issue – we both want to see Oregon play exciting games, which means they need to be playing teams that can potential beat us. Watching the 3rd string come in and play is interesting the first time you see it, but the games get boring after that. I think it’s bad for the program (recruiting, money) in the long term to put ourselves in a position to miss out on a BCS game for the sake of a game in September.

II’d rather have played Indiana in September and played LSU in the BCS NCG (or Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl) than play LSU in September and Kansas State in the Alamo Bowl.

 I respect your opinion and see how you could disagree with me. I’m pretty much repeating the same points now so this will be my last comment on the matter.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

There's so little logic to how the *computers* react to losses, though.

Wisconsin loses to a ranked Michigan State, on the road, on a last-second miracle pass.

Oklahoma gets hammered by a 28 point underdog in Norman.

Wisconsin is dropped six places below Oklahoma in the BCS, even though the voters have them in the same relative proximity to Oklahoma as they were before they both lost. Since the voters are 2/3 of the BCS, Wiscy must have been absolutely hammered by the computers for losing. Someone explain this to me, I don’t get it.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our SOS is awful. That's the only argument, aside from the computers ignoring margin of victory.

It makes no sense that Wisconsin fell behind a team they trounced by 31 points. However, the SOS is horrific at this point thanks to NIU’s early struggles, OS looking like the worst team in the nation, and UNLV not even bothering to play offense at points. I’m annoyed that we couldn’t line up UVA, UNC, or some middling ACC team, because any of those would be an enormous step up from South Dakota, a rather bleh FCS opponent.

I’m going to reiterate this: the BCS is full of bullshit for dropping Wisconsin behind a team that they beat 48-17.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's known as a NACILEP

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need Another Cliff In Lineup…Extra Please?

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 27, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, schedule IU

because heaven knows that 2004 loss needs to be expunged from the books over and over again. Same with Minny 03.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the second BCS bowl and all that, but if it doesn’t work out, oh well. I’m glad I didn’t have to sit through three ass-beatings in OOC. And the Alamo Bowl, while not as prestigious a bowl, should still be an entertaining game against a good Big 12 school.

Hey, if we lose two games, there’s a decent case to be made that we really don’t belong in a BCS bowl, regardless of who those two losses came against.

I recognize the system for what it is, but I hate trying to game it. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth. And with Larry Scott backing up truckfulls of money to everyone’s door, I don’t think the extra payout is worth the crappy OOC game.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I didn’t have to sit through three ass-beatings in OOC.

Wouldn’t you agree that we’re really only talking about 1 game difference here? I can’t see us playing 3 tough games in OOC. Or is that what you are arguing for? I’m only saying I’d rather play Purdue than LSU.

Trust me, I get what you are saying because I used to be on your side of the argument. I want to see good football, and don’t need a guaranteed win for my team. I just have gotten sick of the Pac 12 getting passed over for the 2nd BCS bowl, or considered the inferior conference because our OOC win/loss record isn’t as good as others…when the reason it’s not as good is because we’re actually playing tough teams consistently.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to operate in realism here, so no, I’m not arguing for three tough games. I’m arguing for MORE tough games than what we have now. I posted something somewhere in this thread about what I’d ideally like to see, and I think it’s realistic.

One pick’em against a potentially good to great opponent. One game against another AQ program. One game against a non-AQ FBS school. I don’t want to see any FCS, and I’d prefer to avoid the bottom of the barrel non-AQ’s, but again, we have to be realistic and we also have to realize that sometimes, the decent non-AQ’s turn into bottom of the barrel teams by the time we get around to them.

I’m saying that I’d rather be 2 – 1 with this year’s schedule than have next year’s schedule full of crap. BCS bowls are just football games with fancy names. I want to see good ones, and I want the Ducks to win them.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a nice compramize.

Just reverse the order of play. FBS first, other AQ and a good team last. Granted this is practically impossible to manage and i don’t think you where writing it in any specific order.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hard because so many schools have adopted the “two cupcakes and two teams with a flicker of a pulse” routine. So it’s kind of snowballing. I’m fine being the school that bucks the trend and gets left out every so often because we played a tough game and lost. I’d also love to get to the level USC was at where we win all those tough OOC games.

I understand why people feel differently. It’s just my take. And it’s probably not going to happen the way I’d like, since it’s rare to find an elite team willing to take on another elite team. Hopefully we can find some.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LSU is the only other school I can think of.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alabama's strategy

is one high to mid-level AQ conference opponent, a straight-up horrific FCS school, and two worse-than-awful non-AQ opponents.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard the SEC is going to a 9 game conf schedule?

Gee, wonder which opponent class they’ll drop.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's schedule Oklahoma

As we all know, they can never win the big game.

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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 27, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda with you.

I will say, I don’t like watching terrible football teams. I just don’t. It gets boring and you don’t get to know anything about your team.

But the rules are laid out, and the system is in place. The ultimate goal is to win the National Championship, and with that – you have to game the system. The polls and voters made it extremely clear when they knocked Oregon down a ton after losing to LSU. Losing on the national stage doesn’t usually work well, and we got pretty hammered as a result. It’s a bad system, but it is what it is.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Solution is of course to remove the influence of polls and computers.

We could return to the old bowl model, where winning the conference gets you to a dedicated bowl. Polls can play their games but we just don’t bother to shape the system towards determining a MNC without a playoff. Care less about MNCs.

Or, playoff with all berths awarded on merit, IE winning certain structural divisions. Either cleanly, forming 4 superconferences and splitting the too unwieldy FBS (which could be fully accommodated within the BCS bowls and Plus 1), or more clunky, certain conferences getting two berths, and the rest of FBS form into conferences (thinking like the proposed MWC/CUSA merger) that would fill out the field. You could go this route with 12, and the winner of each power conference gets a first-round bye, or full 16, or however big you want. Depending on the size of the field, byes or not, you might need to bring polls or some type of BCS back in for seeding purposes, but it can be done without them.

Not that any of this will ever happen. Thanks, Texas.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am all for the removal of polls/computers from determing championships

I like the “win your conference, go to a playoff approach.” But I’d like to introduce something new to the discussion here: Does anyone else look at next year’s schedule and get as really excited as I do? Assuming DT stays, does anyone see a loss next year?

Easy OOC games. No Luck. No Foles. Barkley is likely gone. OSU, WSU, Utah and Colorado aren’t competing. ashington will still have Price but will their defense improve enough to compete? I don’t buy Cal with Maynard no matter how much he throws he ball to his brother. ASU loses all their LBs. Next year looks really easy.

by INducktrination on Oct 27, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I think you are on to something here.

We also have a ton of guys that are freshman and sophomores playing. Assuming DT stays, our backfield would have DT, Barner, DaT, and Carson. Our receivers should be improved. We do lose Paulson and at this point I would say tight end may be our biggest issue next season other than linebacker.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

DT is not going anywhere.

His NFL stock will not be good enough. Hopefully Curtis White can get better.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but Curtis hasn't not been hurt the entire time he's been here.

I hate to say it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the kid never sees the field in a game.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 28, 2011 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it, yes.

We should be a preseason NCG favorite. If the Ducks can pull out an unheard of 3rd straight league title (for non-USC teams), they’ll be a heavy, heavy favorite for a 4th straight crown.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we'll never have a better shot at running the table than next year

Even with LMJ likely gone we still have Barner, Carson and DAT (I’m already excited for next year just thinking about DAT having a year in the program and getting more touches).

We’ve got our receivers that are redshirting this year who will hopefully be good enough to get on the field.

We don’t lose a lot of linemen. We don’t lose a lot of people on D.

We’re playing a decent amount of freshmen and redshirt freshmen who should be getting better.

We’re moving from playing lower ranked recruiting classes to higher ranked ones.

by KitIsh on Oct 27, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may not be a starter next year

But Cal has a committment Zach Kline from a Danville, CA (Bay Area) QB. This is purely a rumor as far as I am concerned, but apparently he plans to get his GED (or otherwise graduate early) and grey shirt/show up for spring practice. My sister is a teacher in that school district. She said some of the faculty are pissed (or annoyed it sends the wrong message) he’s leaving early.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 28, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ick. That’s ugly.

This looks like the meat of Boise State’s schedule.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, as soon as Snyder came back, I thought: “There goes my chance to see the Ducks.” I think that Bill Snyder really laid the groundwork for weak OOC scheduling. He’s been doing it for years, and look what he’s done with K-State for the past 20 years.

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by quack785 on Oct 27, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well, Fresno might be fun for a quarter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

is there a decent home OOC game before I graduate?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they still coming to Autzen.

I know they tried to pull out and got a lashing from their fanbase.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still on

and near as I could tell – it was all a big miscommunication

by INducktrination on Oct 27, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's still time.

I can hear someone saying “OH GOD PULL OUT NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE”

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Babablockhead on Oct 27, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is so weird.

Of all FCS teams, Tennessee Tech? Weird.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing

There a ton of FCS schools that wouldn’t have to travel so far for the payday.

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by Babablockhead on Oct 27, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

More importantly

are you going to the Oregon @ Vandy basketball game?

You better be, you are our only hope to slay the SEC-heave dragon

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would just like to point out.

This is the second post of this kind and Oregon has been in all off them. It really says allot about how we are zeroing in on completely usurping USC and their hold on the west coast. I couldn’t even count the amount of times I would see stuff like this in the past, and it would always be a recruit choosing between USC and some other school he grew up watching. We may not get these kids but at least we are contending with their favorite teams..

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went to get a Daily Emerald today.

Not to read it, but to see if there were any TrackTown student buffet coupons (There weren’t GRRRR.) But I digress.

On top of the newspaper receptacle, there was a stack of fliers shaming the Emerald for having published the details of Cliff’s arrest. These fliers point out that he’s a human being and a student, and they make the case that the Emerald was being exploitative in publishing the story. They ask how your concentration levels would be if you knew that strangers in the same classroom as you were discussing your driving habits.

I know we’ve kinda already done this debate around here already. (“He’s an athlete! The microscope comes with the scholarship!” “He’s a kid! Kids make mistakes and deserve privacy!”) Is the discussion any different for the Emerald than for the Eugene Register-Guard? Is the discussion any different for the Emerald than for some blog run by a cabal of putzes? What do you guys think?

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

I liked your questions more before you had coffee.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a fine pizza buffet

I miss it a lot. It’s also responsible for weight gain anytime I visit Eugene.

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

MMM....Track Town Buffet

Now I’m going there lunch.

IMO, public figure=public scrutiny. It’s what you signed up for.

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by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yeah, this. He’s a major player on a big time college football team. His run-in’s with authorities are now news. I don’t fault the Emerald for publishing it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

That publishing by the Emerald comes with being able to use The Jacqua Learning Center (it's in the contract)

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oregon FB players are the most visible representatives of the school's brand

As such, what they do is fair game. They know it.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMMmmmmm TTP.

Gronk want.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 27, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also like pizza.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do I think?

I think this reminds me of the days in college when I’d smoke marijuana and eat like an entire BBQ chicken from Track Town.

SO THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I’M OLD.

Jerk.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Now you have to walk past a bunch of pot smokin’ kids to get your whole BBQ chicken in Safeway.

It’s a sad progression

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

Track Town didn’t even EXIST when I was at UO.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT I’M EVEN OLDER THAN YOU.

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by TTRocks on Oct 27, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Old Town Pizza was brand new my junior year.

Where Ambrosia is now, on E Broadway, or at least where it was last time I looked. At the time I thought it the best damn pizza I’d ever eaten. They really piled the stuff on.

No Track Town Pizza in 1979 though, not that I knew of.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

...You mean 1879 right?

RIGHT?!?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, he meant 1779.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was there in 1879, but you had to caulk your wagon and float to get to it, and benz had already lost a wagon axle, 45 pounds of pemmican, a bottle of laudanum, and Sally. Just not worth it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Sally!

Damn you dysentery!

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

o

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss Sally.

She made a mean sarsaparilla.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Great placement of your sig there, my man..

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a good one.

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Oct 28, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude lives 10 mins from me off of Gap rd near Brownsville.

Yes I stalk him, and no he drives a Chevy not a Ram.

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

by DamienS on Oct 28, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Old Town

was farking great. Loved the upstairs, the great pizza and the “Fantasia” hot chocolate.

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by TTRocks on Oct 27, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

BBQ chicken pizza from Pegasus is better

/please don’t call me a witch!

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never really 'discovered' Pegasus unil much too late

So didn’t ever get to their BBQ chicken.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Cliff's favorite spot

because the smoke all their own (meat).

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Wife and I

actually brought a Track Town BBQ Chx pizza home on the plane with us
the last time we were up there.

by sacduxnutz on Oct 27, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to call that Tuesday

God, I miss Tuesday

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 27, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that the majority of the replies have been about TrackTown Pizza.

Didn’t expect that, and now I’m hungry.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

I love Caspian and frequent it as much as my intestines will permit. I was a HUUUUGE fan of China Blue, but they closed that down a year ago and I’m honestly still bummed about it.

But, yeah. TrackTown Pizza, Evergreen for Indian food, Cafe Yumm if you’re feeling vegetarian-y, Tasty Thai Campus, Cafe Sienna, The Sub Shop, etc. I know some other schools have more options within walking distance than we do, but relative to the small size of Eugene, I feel like the options are pretty awesome.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, I really liked China Blue

It’s so far to find good Chinese food and not the same ol’ Americanized crap. It’s actually interesting to me—we’ve had such a huge Asian food explosion in the US, yet most Chinese food has not evolved. There are exceptions, but they are exceptions indeed.

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maple Garden is better IMO

I’m asian and I prefer MG over China Blue… I actually found a staple in my food over there so I guess I’m biased lol.

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

My department has had vicious, enormous arguments

about the relative quality of Maple Garden and China Blue. The level to which people got entrenched in their position in this debate was crazy.

That said, CHINA BLUE OR GTFO.
/sheds a single tear
/pours some malt liquor on the ground

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've had Chinese food in

Vancouver BC and San Francisco (probably the best in North America) and I still crave Maple Garden.

MAPLE GARDEN!!

Try their Yin and Yang Baked Rice along with Steamed Chicken with Garlic/Ginger sauce (the most addicting crap ever).

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll try that sometime next week.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But just FYI

I’m a dude that actually liked Hodgepodge (no longer there) so take my recommendation with a grain of salt.

I lived off their Rice and teriyaki sauce for a quarter because I was so damn broke.

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

MSG is a hell of a drug. I compare every Chinese restaurant to Maple Garden nothing compares.

by DCDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

My quality of life was a lot better before I discovered

that most of the food I buy has MSG in it.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Few here probably remember the "MSG Scare" in the '80's.

What it really turned out to be is that some folks are allergic. Go figure. But it has had a very bad rap since, hence the “NO MSG” signs.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 27, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interestingly, MSG is not actually an allergen

what it does is more akin to a drug than an allergen, although the symptoms are similar. It excites the nervous system and causes nerve cells to fire. In people that have mild true allergies to other foods like shrimp or peanuts this can act like a catalyst and enhance the reaction that might have been mild to become more severe

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever it was,

some (very few) folks had severe reactions while most didn’t. A typical case of “much ado about nothing” by our friends in the media.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 27, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that people over-exaggerate the MSG in Asian foods thing

there is plenty of MSG in Asian home cooking and restaurants while westerners don’t really do that, there are tons of MSG in prepared foods popular in the west. People eat it all the time in snacks, canned soups, cured meats etc

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone believes the "NO MSG!" sign on

the door of most Asian restaurants…

Points at you and laughs.

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, the "Asian foods contain MSG" thing, while true

is kind of like saying “Asian foods contain vegetables”. Most processed foods contain MSG, by no means limited to Asian food. If anyone tells you they are allergic to MSG so they don’t eat Asian food, but they eat KFC or Doritos, is not actually allergic to MSG.
MSG is common in the following western processed foods: Almost anything made by McDonald’s, BK, KFC etc, any processed meats like Boar’s Head or hot dogs, Campbell’s Soups, Kraft products of almost any kind, powdered Parm cheese… The list is endless.

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

is the place on Alder, below 13th towards Sy's Pizza still open?

Bamboo Garden or something like that? I have a sentimental attachment to that place

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 27, 2011 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

By "below 13th"

do you mean between 13th and 12th? (Sy’s is on the corner of Alder and 12th, if that helps.)

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

So did Masoli.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas looks like a bikini bottom.

and the ? makes a nice little navel above it. The southeast border of AtQ South is a nice set of crossed legs.

In other words, THE TAKO MAP IS PORN.

THE TAKO MAP IS PORN.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I were really drunk, I could probably see exactly the same thing.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That chick

has a mighty pointy head.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

this place was horrible. but, luckily, right across from the Sacred Heart ER

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 27, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

And here it is! MAPLE GARDEN FOREVER! Still the best fried rice I’ve had.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chinese Food fight in Deady Hall!

Wooooooo!

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Maple Garden still there? It might not have been authentic Chinese food, but damn, I loved that place.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

It’s still there, in all of it’s run-down glory.

Usually when I walk past it, it looks fairly crowded, I still have to make a point to go there sometime soon.

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

We would make a trip there once or twice a quarter as a treat. We’d gather up like 8 people and all order different things and pass them around…I just ate lunch, but I’m getting hungry again thinking about it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and it's fantastic

I might have to go there for late night food after the racketball tournament

/whatmiderms?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is practically OT, considering

it is a thread about great Chinese food. But I waited tables for about a year at Louie’s Village during college. Cheap food, cheap Tsing Taos, and I ate so much bad chinese that I didn’t eat it again for about a year after I quit. What’s really amazing considering how bad the food was, I made serious BANK in tips. Very lucrative gig because of the heavy turn over in tables. And if I’m not mistaken, they are still in business, still plugging away on Franklin.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visited campus for the first time in a year for the ASU game

I didn’t realize how much I missed Campus Sub Shop. The bread is just SO DELIGHTFUL.

by Twith on Oct 27, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Personally,

I miss Sam’s to Go. Those hot pastrami and avocado sandwiches? I lived off those.

Also, what was that push cart that hung out by the bookstore, that had the grilled chicken sandwiches with the plum sauce and red cabbage on onion buns? Miss that too.

I wish there was food like this in Salem.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best cart from my time was Alexander's Great Felafel

I may have put that guy’s daughter through college one yummy pita at a time.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife (then girlfriend) made me try a falafel from there. The falafel itself was interesting, but I HATE garbanzo beans and anything that derives from them, especially hummis.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a chcikpea fan either, except for hummus.

Which is mostly olive oil anyway. I just loved that it was yummy crispy felafel, tahini, AND hummus all stuffed into the same pita.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love love love love

garbanzo beans. I measure the quality of a salad bar by the presence (or lack thereof) of garbanzo beans.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

G.R.O.S.S.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Really Orange Salsa Spicy

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha! What an awesome statement. It’s both 100% true and untrue at the same time.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I’m so glad you got that!

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON FOLKS

It’s

Get Rid of Slimy GirlS

I

by joelor on Oct 27, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

/calvin'd

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON FOLKS

The Real Answer is No Fun At All.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a TRAIN FAA?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

wasn't there when I was there

during my older sisters’ times, the fast food we ate was Heavy Brother Burrito. During my time the chicken cart is the only cart I can remember, except for carts selling dreamcatchers

scrappy

by Honka Playboy on Oct 27, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that cart still exists

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to set it up right between the bookstore and campus

Blue and white, really small. I’ve only been back on weekends since then so not sure if he’s there, gone, or moved.

Speaking of which, I’ll be down there for a conference the weekend of the Stanford game. Anyone know of a good beer bar near the Hilton? I want to go to Ninkasi’s tap room, but walking distance would be a plus, and it’s like a mile away.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I think it's still in that same spot.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The beir stein.

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Oct 27, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I loved Sams to Go

in addition to their amazing subs (any one with avocado on it was to die for), they had an awesome Friday afternoon happy hour – $2 pitchers or something ridiculous like that.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, that food cart you speak of

was Cart De Frisco. I think I still have dreams about those chicken sandwiches.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, that's it

Absolutely great.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved that happy hour.

A good, cheap sandwich and a pitcher of pabst whilst watching baseball was how i spent every afternoon for a summer back in the day.

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Oct 27, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carte de Frisco?

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Oct 27, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw that.

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Oct 27, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other Eugene food I miss:

Ritta’s Burritos, at Saturday Market. Huge, fresh, unique and amazing. Is she still there?

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still there last weekend

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the name of that place that made those big piles of hashbrowns

with veggies????

Was that the Kona Cafe?

Man, I spent many a morning in there..

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, and just throwing this out there,

Corvallis has two pizza places better than anything in Eugene (I love PRI but it’s so different from traditional pizza, I can’t count it in the same category). Also, especially in the Northwest where it should be everywhere, Salmon on pizza is waaaay underrated. The Evergreen mothership is also in Corvallis…

I’ll take my ban now.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did you not expect that? I was about to reply to eloomis that his comment encapsulated the AtQ community. I believe that’s been effectively demonstrated as a fact.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how I didn't see that coming.

In hindsight, it was so obvious.

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by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, seriously.

I am so going there for lunch today.

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by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having been around a lot of college campuses since leaving Oregon

Eugene has one of the best off-campus dining options I’ve seen. Maybe it can’t quite compete with the school to the north that shall not be named, but that’s in the middle of a huge city. But compared to other places (Knoxville, URI which is in the middle of nowhere, even Albuquerque where the food is wonderful but the choices around campus less so, not to mention the various private schools in towns of different sizes), Oregon students are really lucky.

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still go to that Mexican place on 13th with the yummy crepes every time I come down for a game.

And then hit Espresso Roma for a cinnamon walnut muffin and a coffee for the ride home.

If I remember correctly that crepe place still has the same WHAT IS CHILAQUILES? sign they did 20 years ago. Damn if I can remember the name.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Espresso Roma....

Man I miss that place. My buddy and I used to get some coffee over there and head over to Starbucks next door to sit and smoke outside hahaha.

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They had those giant

blackberry muffins too…

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cafe Siena is one my favorite breakfast places.

Great food and good prices.

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by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's the one!

Mmmmmmmushroom cheese crepe for five bucks so good.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ready for a name drop that'll make you drool?

My friend’s parents own that place. I get free food if I wash my dishes.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Glenwood or

GTFO!!

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lived across the street from the one in SE

ALL. THE. BUCKWHEAT. PANCAKES. WITH. BANANAS. AND. PESTO. EGGS. ON. THE. SIDE.

Go to it, acronym squad!

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

All Toads Bring Purple washington Buttheads Around Post-Entrance Oscar Tapas Socials

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love myself some Burrito Boy. Also, The Jail. Those two basically sharing a parking lot? WONDERFUL.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Oct 27, 2011 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Jail was pretty much all I ate the summer after my senior year.

There’s no way I was using the stove in my ghetto apartment, and five bucks at The Jail was like four days’ worth of dinners. Good stuff.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also have nothing positive to say about Burrito Boy.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ca't go wrong with

Massive $5 Wet Burritos.

Come on, we were all broke in school. Quantity over quality!!

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, I could get cheaper at a Mexican fast food place. Once I’m paying $5, I expect SOME quality.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you ever get the chance and are in the Freemont area of Seattle

(I know why the fuck would a Duck go to Seattle?) check out Tacos Guaymas and get the super nachos (either chicken or barbeque pork.) They are amazingly good.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously what happened to my sub comment?

I have heard that the Tacos Guaymas in Capital Hill sucks but the West Seattle one is also good (like the Freemont one.)

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

$4.50 wet burrito, Taco Express, MLK Blvd, Springfield, 1 mile from Autzen

carne asada or chili reneno my favorites
(say them soft and sexy like Ricardo Montalbon)

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

“Lamas…..o……Man-tal-bann?”

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 27, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. YOU NEED a Castillion lisp

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by Famous Duck on Oct 28, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're looking for food in Fremont,

I suggest Paseo. The best Cuban sandwiches I have ever had. Little hole-in-the wall, cash only, and fantastic.

by danhutz on Oct 27, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with Seattle..

but Montlake should be avoided at all costs and is the center of hell for all I’m concerned.

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by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Montlake the center of hell.

While I agree it isn’t the best place, Arizona sucks so much worse.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The UW students love Dicks

It’s just weird hearing drunk dudes say “I’m hungry. Let’s go grab some Dicks!!”

by skyo12 on Oct 27, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double Dicks for that matter...

with a side of special sauce.

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by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake Locker prefers to eat Dicks.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He eats Dicks with his mother

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by F'n Duck on Oct 27, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

<img src=“”http://s1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff417/JIDuck97/?action=view&current=alg_cheney2.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket"/>

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by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Are you doing the following:

1. Once you’ve started a comment box, select the text you want in your link text.

2. Then click on the chain image in the little menu bar. That will pop-up a new query box.

3. Paste the URL to your image. Be sure to overwrite the pre-populated “http:” string that’s already there.

4. Click on “Open in new window?”

5. Click on Submit.

6. Finish editing your comment. Click on preview. Check your link looks sane and works.

7. Click on Post.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the advice. I didn't try the open in new window bit.

I uploaded this to photobucket and tried various ways of linking from there.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From looking at the source of the page

I think you accidentally clicked the URL in the comment box itself, although you shouldn’t have the “img source =” bit there too if that was all.

So I’m not sure what happened, but next time just make sure that you only paste the URL in the box when it asks you, and make sure it’s exactly the full valid URL in the box. If you paste the URL in a new browser window, it should bring up only the image. That’s not a bad test either.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaa

This needs be green as it may be the most pathetic result of an attempt at posting a picture ever! And I’m well qualified on this topic because I can only get it to work half the time. I just remember not to hit ‘post’ before previewing…

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly... that was my best preview

The rest of them showed nothing. At least on this one I got the words, half of his face, and a ton of href crap that I didn’t want.

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by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feel bad - you are in good company

It should be WAY EASIER than it is. I think they make it hard on purpose just to make us feel stupid.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Las Morenas way out on River Road

it was actual mexican food, no college kids. 3-4 bucks for a big ass carne asada and they’d give you beer without ID. Worth the drive

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

big ass carne asada

Mexican meat dish made from Kim Kardashian’s buttocks?

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Oct 27, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

I wonder if USC’s running back has had that one.

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by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little known fact

Dillion Baxter is being suspended ‘cuz he wouldn’t eat one.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 27, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wouldnt eat a "big ass carne asada"?

Or he wouldnt eat Kim Kardashian? I’m confused. Maybe he is a vegetarian/not a cannibal.

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would very much like to meet someone who considers themselves in the subset of those who consider themselves both a vegetarian and a cannibal.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could say “consider themselves” one more time, just for good measure.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure that there is a cannibal out there somewhere that is concerned with animal rights.

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Burrito Boy.

I went there quite a few times as a student, went back when I was in Eugene this summer. I will in no way represent it as great food. It’s not. But it is…

1. Open all hours.
2. Filling and satisfying. I always went for a beef wet burrito. None of it is great, but it hits the meat/rice/salt/omgsomuchfood button.
3. Still pretty cheap.

Though in retrospect I should probably have crossed the parking lot a time or two.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holding to anyone, regardless if they are in the spotlight or not, to a higher standard than another person is wrong, in my opinion.

It is fine for people to hold themselves to a higher standard, or for someone in charge to hold his group in higher standards, but for the public to do that to people is wrong. It’s idolizing someone who is just as fucked up (or just as good) as anyone else.

It’s fine to be in amazement of someone’s skills, character, or talents. But to think that somehow those things should make them a better person than anyone else is pretty screwed up.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree.

When you run for public office or are a public servant (like a police officer), I think you should be held to a higher standard because you are representing our government and our people. That’s what a role model does.

When it comes to sports figures, including even HS athletes, a higher standard is also appropriate because you represent your school. When I played HS football, I signed a contract that said I would conform to a different set of rules than the rest of the student body.

College athletes do the same thing: when they get that scholarship, they sign a document that says they will hold a higher standard than the rest of the student body.

What’s wrong with holding people accountable for the agreements they make?

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by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have standards for people in public office or public servants, but that’s because I have expectations that they will fairly do their job. (Which I think Police Officers kinda suck at). I don’t hold them to higher standards as a person (The majority of police officers I know are kind of shitty people).

What’s wrong with holding people accountable for the agreements they make?

There’s nothing wrong with that. But what does that higher standard mean? They can’t speed or drive without a seat belt? Come on.

It’s fine that Chip Kelly holds his players to a higher standard. I don’t have a problem with how Chip Kelly has handled the stuff with Cliff Harris.

I don’t think we have any room to make a fair judgement call regarding Cliff Harris’ character.

But I think the public sucks. I think people suck. They are self entitled and usually hypocritical. They want to live vicariously through a player, and when they don’t do something exactly right on the field (or off the field) “OH MY GOD, WHAT AN IDIOT!” and then they pound down a couple beers, get in their car, speed off buzzed to safeway to pickup another 12 pack and a whole BBQ chicken. Then they think and rant “that guy is worthless and can’t make any good decisions in his life”.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying that kids shouldn't be given leeway for being kids.

Is all this scrutiny of Cliff’s driving record/privileges unfair? Yeah, it is. Should CK hold him accountable? Of course. Should the R-G, Emerald, and Oregonian be writing story after story about every detail? No, it’s stupid and none of our business.

OTOH, it’s the nature of the beast when one is a public figure. The media loves its dirt, and right or wrong, it comes with the territory.

But I think the public sucks. I think people suck

Completely agree, and you’re right, people are generally hypocrites.

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by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

But, what's wrong with the half rack and a BBQd chicken?

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that makes sense.

I was just thinking, I can’t remember even one time when I made it home with take-out BBQ chicken without eating most of the chicken.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot this part.
There’s nothing wrong with that. But what does that higher standard mean? They can’t speed or drive without a seat belt? Come on.

Following the laws of the community is one of the expectations that a college student-athlete faces…even the “Nanny State” laws. While agree it’s WAY overblown, Cliff has clearly made some bad choices. Choices that—if they continue—could lead to jail time.

Coaching (maybe not so much for the pros) is about helping these guys get better as football players and men. It’s one of the reasons that I still supported Ernie Kent even though his basketball products wasn’t the best.

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@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Oct 27, 2011 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Following the laws of the community is one of the expectations that a college student-athlete faces…even the "Nanny State" laws. While agree it’s WAY overblown, Cliff has clearly made some bad choices. Choices that—if they continue—could lead to jail time.

Following the laws of the community should be an expectation out of everyone.

Cliffy has made some bad choices. But I don’t know if it’s that predictive of his life or that he’s going to end up in jail. It’s pretty minor stuff, and it isn’t like he’s dealing with hard drugs, that he’s stealing or is a violent person.

I agree that coaching is about helping the players become better people in addition to being better players. But I don’t think most adults hold any upper moral ground to a college aged athlete that has a bad driving record.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jail time

For fielding a punt on your own 5 when you are ahead 6 touchdowns.

by doomsdaymachine on Oct 27, 2011 8:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well I think that pretty much ends the debate.

Well done and a rec for you sir.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And add my rec to it.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is so right on.

Also, Cliff’s running with the ball shares many qualities with Bart riding his skateboard.

I

by joelor on Oct 27, 2011 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck. I'll rec that, too.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn
James Scales just arrived at the Cas Center in a golf cart, knee in a brace and on crutches.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

At least you're not Pitt...

Pitt lost RB Ray Graham (knee), OL Matt Rotheram (ankle) & WR Cameron Saddler (sternum) to season-ending injuries vs. UConn.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. Where'd he get the golf cart?

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cute. And the guy that they 'borrowed' it from didn't even know that he'd loaned it out.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully not ACL for his sake

MCLs heal as far as I know…
ACLs need surgery.

ssshhh....

by OregOnDucks on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

ACL's Suck.

Today marks week 11 since surgery.
I want to run again….
I wish I had T.O.‘s physical therapists. He’s only about a month ahead of me in recovery and he’s already back trying out for teams (not very successfully)

:(

by DUCKinNY on Oct 27, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The biggest difference is that the ACL is responsible for a majority of the structure of the knee, while the MCL isn’t so much. Obviously that’s an exaggeration as they both work together along with other ligaments (I’ve torn my PCL as well), but one can tear his MCL and still run depending on the severity while an ACL tear usually results in the knee just collapsing (see Dixon, Dennis trying to turn and collapsing instead against Arizona). I have had multiple MCL tears and 1 ACL tear. For me, the MCLs hurt way worse, and swelled up really bad but I was back running in very short order (in the Marines if you can walk, you can run…which is really fun for me now that I’m 33 and have the knees of a 73 year old). But with the ACL tear it took forever to be able to run without the knee simply collapsing.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the second paretheses

should read…" (see, [REDACTED])"
glad I could help you out there

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by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 27, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

As a matter of fact, this should be part of the community guidelines.
MCD, you might get a ban for that.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or sent to your room.

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know everyone else does it. I’m a rebel what can I say. I guess I should be kicked off ATQ forever because:

- I’m not “getting with the program”
- I sped in my truck on my way to work this morning
- I didn’t put my seatbelt on until I got about 3/4 of a mile from my house this morning

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 27, 2011 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are young and immature. I am sure that with the right coaching and support you will start using good judgment and will make good decisions in life. Just because I advocate a short suspension does not mean I think you should be dismissed from AtQ for good.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah,

I’ll just turn your nose purple at Thanksgiving.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've been pretty fortunate with injuries this year

In the sense we haven’t lost a player for the season since it started and haven’t lost a major contributor for the season at all. Only a matter of time.

by eloomis20 on Oct 27, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tough break for him.

Hate to see that.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the game

it kinda had a Walter Thurmond-ish feel to how he was hit.

Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...

by Fishdude on Oct 27, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it me? Or is our usual absolute nonsense quotient much higher the last two weeks?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But I think our football team has bored us into complacency. Which should actually make me panic, but I’m having too much fun to do so.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it is high

but I have nothing to compare it to because I just started reading the comments this season. Its enjoyable though, I must say.

by Pelhament on Oct 27, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost as addicting as the quack.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the spread offense.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

When you hit the Colorado and WSU lull,

it’s almost like the offseason again.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

there is no panic, these teams are bad, we’ll learn little by smashing them, not much to analyze. Talk about food instead…

by OregonNYC on Oct 27, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah as long as we don't have major injuries or come close to losing

Nothing out of these games means anything.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least we aren’t looking ahead!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing yesterday

Sifting through hundreds of comments thinking, “Is there ANY discussion of football in here at all?”

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Early yesterday morning

I expressed my hope that LMJ would play this weekend. So there.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Much as I'd like to be one-dimentional

I find I have other interests (such as cookies) and enjoy sharing them with like-minded people.

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by SG Dawn on Oct 27, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is a tenative list of visitors for the WSU game.

I am hoping that relatively unrecruited receiver Randy Uzoma commits to us. He is currently committed to Nevada, but he is big and fast. He sounds like a DJ Davis clone. His SPARQ score is unreal (albeit damn near useless).

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

It could be tough to get Seymour away from USC, and Daniels away from ASU.

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey look, money!
@CFBLIVE: #NCAA board of directors will give conferences the option of adding $2,000 in spending $ as part of athletic scholarships

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll obviously lock the players out next year.

and we’ll be watching meetings on Sports Center instead of football in September.

/NFL’d
/NBA’d

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weeeee!

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't the Boise State AD say

that their school would have a hard time providing the same benefits as some other larger schools?

ssshhh....

by OregOnDucks on Oct 27, 2011 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other schools don’t make you sleep on the floor.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 27, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are rich

So this doesn’t hurt us…..It helps us. That being said, I don’t know that I like the idea of furthering the divide between the “rich” schools and the “poor” schools.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Malik Hairston playing on ESPN3 right now

Euroleague basketball vs. ex-Blazer Rudy and Real Madrid.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 27, 2011 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOA

Terry Robinson, Randy Winter, and Enie Meanie Moe also commented on Randy Winter’s link!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I

by joelor on Oct 27, 2011 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

x

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really kind of confused by today's Quack Fix.

Nowhere, not before or after the jump, or in the 400 comments so far, does it mention who or what is taking center stage today.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bacon.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Slimy Girls.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch it, First Tiger.

You’re going to have no one to smooch.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry about that, I missed the memo

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by dvieira on Oct 27, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which stage is the center stage?

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cricket is on espn3.

Jamaica is wearing green and yellow. As such, I’m rooting for Jamaica. The problem is I have no idea what I’m watching. Since daisy’s explanation of aussie rules football was so effective a few weeks back, perhaps she could provide some enlightenment. Either her or someone else who knows what a crumpet is.

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If you're batting, don't let let the ball hit the stick, instead hit it with your stick, preferably far.

If you’re pitching, bounce the ball past the batter’s stick and hit the other stick.

Simple really

I

by joelor on Oct 27, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I actually know what a crumpet is!!

But bad news on the cricket front. To me, it always looks like a game that SHOULD involve copious amounts of beer drinking. You know when they dash back and forth between the wickets? Doesn’t it just look like they should have to stop and chug on each end before continuing? That’s why this game makes no sense to me.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well damn

That’s no help. Wait, WTF, they just hit it backwards!

The line of succession in Westeros makes more sense than this game.

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Hodor should be king.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They look pretty cute in their whites though don't they?

That’s what I always notice about cricket.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The referee/umpire/official/overseer/thain/master/mayor is wearing a white hat.

There is no other white to be seen on the field.

And it looks like a Florida Marlins game, there can’t be more than 100 people in the stands.

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have there been any wicked googlies yet?

Wicked googlies are wicked, or so I’m told.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in Grenada and they love cricket down here.

It is always on tv and people are always watching it. Least my buddies and I can figure it is the worst sport invented by mankind…..How in the hell does hitting the ball backward mean you accomplished anything beyond derp?

Do yourself a favor and just stop watching it now.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 27, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

backward?

Open mind, my friend, open mind. Watch a great game with a knowledgeable person who can clue you in to what’s going on, root for a side, and you’ll find it’s one of the best sports ever. Thrilling, beautiful action, class, style, power, speed, aggression, skill, athleticism, action.

Make good use of your time in Grenada and give it a chance.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cricket

Very like baseball.

Very like baseball. Think baseball with 2 bases, 2 innings, 10 outs in each inning, and a run scored everytime a batter goes from one base (wicket) to another). They alternate ends.


So:

1. 2 teams with 11 players each

2. Two main types of cricket games
   — 5 day test match (original form)
   — shortened limited overs (1-day cricket, fairly recent)

3. 5 day Test Match
   - each team alternates batting and fielding (like baseball)
   - instead of 3 outs and 9 innings in baseball, cricket breaks it up into 2 innings (with everybody on a team batting in each inning so everybody on Team A bats, and then everybody on Team B bats, and repeat that).
   - whoever scores the most runs wins
   - Instead of 4 bases, there are 2, and they’re called wickets.
   - A run is scored when the batter runs from one wicket to another safely.
   - Two batters bat at a time, one at each wicket.
   - The fielding side has a bowler (pitcher) who throws the ball at the batsmen to get him out.
   - A batter gets to bat until he gets out.
   - A batter gets out by:
      1. getting bowled out (strike out) if the ball hits the stumps and the bails fall off (3 vertical sticks holding up the bails, smaller stick horizontally placed on them).
      2. getting caught out (a fielder catches the struck ball before it hits ground)
      3. run out (fielder hits the wicket before batter can safely run to other wicket (same as getting tagged out running to next base)
      4. umpire deems him Leg. Before. Wicket (LBW) where the ball has hit his legs and is deemed to have hit the stumps if it had gone through on its original trajectory.
   - Bowler (pitcher) gets only a set of 6 balls (pitches) at a time (called an over)
   - After a bowler has finished an over, another bowler bowls from the other end to the batsmen at the other wicket (you alternate overs).
   - There is no limit to the number of overs a bowler can bowl.
   - There is no limit to the number of balls faced by a batter.
   - There is no limit to the number of runs scored.
  - The batters bat and score as many runs as they can until they get the team out.
  - The total runs from each innings are counted.

This is simplifying it, but is the main gist.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds a lot like 43 Man Squamish.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sport appears ripe for Calvinball-like adaptation

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how limited-overs cricket started

Each team gets 50 overs (300 pitches) to score as many runs as possible. There are even shorter versions now. Just mayhem ensues…I’m a cricket purist. I like the Test form but I like the mayhem and hail mary equivalents in the shortened game too. Mucho excitement.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems like they swap out pitchers (or bowlers, as it appears they are called) at certain intervals.

And they can pitch (bowl?) several times throughout the match. I think.

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Usually a team has about 4-5 bowlers (pitchers).

A mixture of fast bowlers and spinners. And the captain of the team can use them however he wants – distribute the bowling overs in any way/amount across his bowlers. The only limitation is that a bowler has to bowl 6 balls (pitches) at a time. If the guy gets hit a lot, the captain won’t bring him back, kinda like relief pitchers. There is no constraint that a pitcher can’t be bought back to pitch, etc.

So the 300 balls (pitches) takes about 2.5 – 3 hours, say. So each team bats for a few hours. Takes about 6-7 hours all told (1 day).

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet

It’s still more interesting than nascar.

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much everything is.

Except Glee. I am pretty sure that I would watch the 2007 Arizona Game over Glee.

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I will rec this.

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the 5 day version (test matches)

And that’s if you consider 5 days an insanely long amount of time.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there tailgating?

It can’t be a sport if there isn’t tailgating.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a lot of drinking. I don't know if that counts.

You could say in some places the entire life of people is one long tailgate.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the pilot episode of The Walking Dead

I can tell I’m going to like it and watch the whole first season, and I’m all for suspension of disbelief, but…

How is it that hordes of slow moving zombies are able to overtake military checkpoints, bring down helicopters, and stop an M1 Abrams tank? Wouldn’t you just be able to drive all day over thousands of zombies in a tank?

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

there are a lot of flaws in that show.

It doesn’t take away from its awesomeness, but its confusing.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Back to the Future, I try not to think about it too much.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I saw something the other day where someone linked to a guy who totally blew holes in the entire thing. I never read the actual takedown because I like the show and I don’t want to ruin it.

My guess is that there were complications involving the process – like maybe the guys in the tank didn’t want to run over still-living civilians? And maybe some of the people inside the tank/helicopter/checkpoint were already infected? I don’t know.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, that’s why I refused to read it. I’m fully aware that there’s no way this could actually happen. I don’t need someone to point out exactly why. It’s enough that almost everyone is dead and there’s a bunch of zombies walking around trying to eat people.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need a huge dose of suspension of disbelief to enjoy scifi/fantasy/postapocalypse stuff

It seems self-evident, but there’s always that guy who’ll explain why warp theory wouldn’t work or that the thirty-foot troll is “unrealistic”.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an accountant, I will never have to worry about someone making a TV show about my profession. It is neither interesting nor glamorous in any way.

Jim: Did you hear that FASB met again today? They’re serious about adopting IFRS! What will we do? We don’t have the manpower or funding to make the conversion!

Sarah: I don’t know Jim! What if we tried to convince the SEC we were a smaller reporting comp…what’s that?

[Zombies come in and eat them both.]

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I would watch that.

Finance and Accounting are interesting.

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by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

If I were given one job during a zombie apocalypse I would want it to be tank driver.

You’re all cozy inside an armored tank designed to withstand biological and chemical attacks, so no goddamn zombie virus is going to get in there.

All you have to do is drive around all day squishing zombies. That would be awesome.

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then you go get a wet burrito

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part about a zombie apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.

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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The worst part about a zombie apocalypse

would be the apocalypse part. I think I could live quite happily side by side with zombies if they don’t insist on trying to take over the world. It could be like True Blood – Zombie Edition.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know why

but this comments makes me feel like ATQ has reached a new low. Zombies, True Blood, Daisy talking about Zombies and an apocalypse?

I don’t know what has happened to this site.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 27, 2011 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Matt Daddy

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the spread offensive.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Chip Kelly would be is the most terrifying zombie overlord ever.

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by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Really?

This must be green. This was awesome.

by INducktrination on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The Zombie Rose Bowl would be really easy. B1G football players would clearly be the slow kind of zombie.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 28, 2011 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the absence of Musgrave.

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by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is probably too busy

being offensive coordinator for the Vikings.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should watch Fido

a good zombie movie, wherein people take zombies as pets.

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm sure people working at small-time paper distribution companies thought the same several years ago.

Enter Michael Scott. And sweet, sweet Jim Halpert.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But what do you have to say about Scrubs?

It is my all time favorite medical-based tv show, so be kind.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not lying to you

That’s the best medical TV show there ever was. Gets hospital life and residency as close to what it’s actually like as anything. Plus, teh funnie!

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found that show

when my husband was in the hospital. Loved it.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Funny

I love JD and Turk almost as much as they love each other.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes,

they had some serious man love going on.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s just innocent guy love!

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my wife’s sister and husband are both doctors and say the same thing.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to tell me that House

isn’t realistic?!

disclaimer: I have never been remotely tempted to watch that show.

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by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

House is horrendous.

He’s funny because he’s an asshole!

OK, he actually is funny because he’s an asshole, but that’s the show’s only redeeming quality.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The writing and acting on that show are good, but we’ve been watching it for three seasons now, and it’s getting pretty old. There isn’t much left to do on that show, and it’s lagging.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like House

but it isn’t even remotely realistic according to a doctor I know.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troll Hunter!!!

It was thought that the "Hanger" beat all shots. Then, the "Balancer" was discovered.

by Wristy on Oct 27, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

A great movie too

and totally believable..

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 27, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else even watching the World Series?

It’s been a pretty good series so far. I’m excited for tonight’s game.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The what?

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Oct 27, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What am I, chopped liver?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, ntrebon. Duh.

I think axemen does also. Qrsouther, maybe.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the baseball.

One of the few sports I could actually play, if you looked past the whole can’t run, can’t catch, can’t throw, can’t hit thing.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re a fan of the Royals?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the Pirates, although they had me scared the first part of this season.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly the Padres.

In this instance, “throwing” must not include pitching.

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Padres actually suck at pitching, too, but because they play in the freaking Grand Canyon, no one can hit a homerun, so it LOOKS like they’re good at pitching.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be hatin on Petco Park.

Still mad about Bud Black leaving?

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, not mad at all. I’m happy he got to go to a better opportunity. And I don’t hate Petco Park. Actually, I’m not a big fan of seeing a game there, but it’s a nice enough stadium. I’m just commenting on its dimensions.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Petco park because there is more than just the stadium in that general area..

It is directly in downtown San Diego, so there are tons of places to eat, drink (for those over 21), and a lot of things to do.

Qualcomm Stadium does not share any of these traits. It is probably going to collapse mid-game sometime, it sits in a floodplane, and there is nothing surrounding it.

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That area of SD is a lot of fun.

Went to a convention in 2001 when they were building Petco. Watched the construction from the roof of a hotel next to it. Gaslamp district is right there. Lots of nice night life and places to hang out and stare at people.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I asked Coach if I could pitch once.

I was benched for the next two games for intemperance.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave does, but he can be excused since he’s a Seattle fan, and that’s depressing. HRD is a fan as well, I think. AllSaintsDay is your fellow Braves guy, although I haven’t seen him around much lately.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's too busy at Volleyball and Soccer games.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

UO Volleyball games are awesome.

I went to so many last season. I havent been as fortunate this season. I guess that I havent been able to get over the fact that Heather Meyers graduated, :(

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

# 9 in the country

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And didn't they beat Penn State?

Penn State is the Galactic Empire of women’s volleyball of late.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st match of the season and, in Happy Valley.

/notsohappyafterducksdid’emin

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 28, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I "follow" it.

I just don’t “watch” it.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched his Opening Day start

and a couple of other Dodgers-Giants games through the year.

He is goddamn nasty. I hope they can hang Frank McCourt from the tallest nearby palm tree sort out their ownership issues and hold on to him and Kemp. They have a pretty exciting young nucleus of talent, too.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem with the Dodgers is

I wouldn’t blame them if they did. The organization is just so clusterfucked right now.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there's one guy in that organization that you have to hold onto, it's him.

Preferably Kemp too, if at all possible.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I like Dee Gordon a lot. I still like Chad Billingsley a lot. Ethier had a down year but he’s worth keeping around. Javy Guerra was awesome after the AllStar break. And I like Jerry Sands too. That seems like enough to build on. But the business with McCourt has paralyzed in the free agent market. My only hope is that the Rangers were bankrupt not too long ago, and they turned out ok.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billingsley is so hit or miss. I feel like he had a ton of promise and now you never know what you’re going to get.

Frank McCourt is awful. And his (ex?) wife isn’t much better. Selig was an idiot when he let these jokers buy a baseball team.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed on Bills' consistency issues.

I think he can still be a solid #2 or #3 starter, though. Yeah, as much as I like Seilg cleaning up the mess now, it’s his own damn fault for letting this criminal take over one of the game’s historic franchises.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selig is a relic.

He’s baseball’s Tom Hansen. The game will be so much better off when he steps down.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Selig did WAY more for baseball than Hansen did for the Pac 12. You may not agree with some of Selig’s additions to the game, but he saw it through several crises to where it is today – a very successful league.

That said, I do think he’s run his course. I’d like to see some fresh blood in there.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching his curveball befuddle minor leaguers on youtube is very fun.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

S-H-U-F-E-L-T-L-I-K-E-C-H-O-P-P-E-D-L-I-V-E-R?

Wait…

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 27, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

That is pretty much the overall trend in America.

Apparently we are finally getting bored with baseball (it’s about damn time too!).

/I kid, sort of.

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I find baseball much more exciting than the NBA. I’m glad they’re not playing.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

In my opinion, MLB and NBA are both on the same plane,

I just cannot bring myself to find any interest in them, even though I have tried. The NFL is okay, but I would never watch a team other than the Chargers play (I do watch every Charger game, though).

It’s all about College Football, College Basketball, and F1 in my world.

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m assuming F1 is the key on your keyboard, because I would rather look at that all day long than watch cars driving.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is just about the same thing that two of my roomates said earlier in the year.

Now they are both hooked. You just wait Gorby, you’ll come around.

Mwahaha!

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they are hookers?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't have a "7" in the listing yet.

Give me a couple days, and I’ll get back to you

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have for the most part. Outside of game 3, it’s been pretty good. I’d like to see it go to game 7.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 27, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been watching,

going for St Louis, unfortunately not looking good tonight. Although I’m surprised it’s as close as it is.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 Run Home Run, Cards lead it 2-1.

I hope it goes to a game 7.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree. I'm not particularly rooting for either team.

I just want to see a competitive, exciting series.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, we have already had enough of that. Don’t be selfish.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's take a relaxed attitude to work and watch the Baseball match.

The Nye Mets are my favorite squadron!

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool trick play for the TD.

Though that’s not a touchdown in the NFL.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Napoli=MVP

Even if St Louis wins.

"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson

by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Cow, Virginia is up 17-0 over Miami.

MIAMI. FREAKING MIAMI. TALK ABOUT YER LOW POINTS!!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That team is crazy.

They beat GT earlier in the season, and then they go out and do this.

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the assholes. I had GT in the jersey contest..

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well be rooting for GT again

I think they play Clemson this weekend.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like sands through the hourglass

so are the defenses of Clemson.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that that is a HUGE if

And if you removed Clemson, no one would be worth a damn in the ACC. If you keep Clemson, they are still over rated.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, it is a huge if.

There’s a lot of OK teams in the ACC. But pretty much no-one that would ever scare you. The league’s been begging to get swept every year. For the most part VaTech has filled the void but they’ve been far from great.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same old Miami.

Physically imposing team is beaten by own sloppy mistakes, and fundamental soundness of focused and motivated though nominally less “talented” opponent.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think that Al Golden will make them become a relatively good team.

He really seems like the type of coach that could make Miami a disciplined team. In retrospect, Randy Shannon really let players on that team do whatever in the hell they wanted to do.

Marquess Wilson, a total Cougar.

by CaDuck on Oct 27, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sincerely hope he's able to bail after the season.

He doesn’t deserve to be tied to that sinking ship. Sounds like he was a very serious candidate for UCLA last time before the alums insisted on the Weez, maybe he lands there?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

KJHDSKLFN;DFSLGJOIGJDLFKGJDFSKLHGDFGH

Napoli’s ankle just went Joe Theismann

"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson

by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh, my ears...

Forgot to mute the ESPN3 at halftime. Mr. Asshat is talking about how Kansas State and Sparty should be ranked over UO and OU.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket, flickr, etc... Any photo hosting site will work.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve used imageshack in the past (decent). But there are many. Here are some free ones.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Create a blog photobucket

That’s what I did

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 27, 2011 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use Google+ now. It’s very quick. I had photobucket, but it was just getting too slow, and if you get an image hot linked on a site like EDSBS, you can use up your monthly bandwidth – so you have to start paying if you want to keep using your account for that month.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2011 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am starting to wonder

if this an SBN blog or Food Network.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I once considered

Stuffing my bra with bacon to attract men. In fact, now that I think about it, I might be ready.

Luv a Duck

by SG Dawn on Oct 27, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Might be easier

to try some bacon perfume, don’t have to worry about the grease.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both will be effective

Really, all you have to do is hold bacon. I’m not sure how to say no to bacon.

by WeeJa on Oct 27, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably could wave it over your head like mistletoe.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mistletoe just stole bacon's gimmick

I’m much more likely to kiss a girl dangling bacon than misteltoe

by WeeJa on Oct 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But… the grease would be half of the fun!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, sweet, thanks!

Now I’ve got a Christmas gift idea for my wife!

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going where I shouldn't

Might was well add the panties to that too.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RESISTING ALL MANNER OF JOKES INVOLVING MEAT

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Oct 27, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna have trouble with that patent.

/notsureifsafeforwork
/andwhyareyouatworklateanyway?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That needs some syrup.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Oct 27, 2011 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE BACON BRA. YES, ATQ HAS LEFT THE RESERVATION....

On the plus side, 40 hours to kickoff.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would work. That would work TOO well.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 28, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Second half on,

Virginnie running right over Miami.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Virginia hosed on the review.

And then almost hosed on a PI call.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah Hoo!

Thank you for submitting your request for the Pac-12 Football Championship Game. (And thanks Probably Monty)

Should Oregon win the Pac-12 North Division and finish with a better Conference
record than the South Division Champion, the inaugural Pac-12 Football
Championship Game will be played at Autzen Stadium.

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO RANGERS

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I knew I liked you.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised you're speaking to him

seems like it’d be a jinx after last year.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s only fair. I beat him in fantasy baseball last year and the Giants won. He beat me in fantasy this year, so…

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

the guy that just sang during the 7th inning stretch was AWESOME!

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

What isn't awesome

is the 7th inning stretch. It would be like having the halftime of a football or basketball game after the third quarter.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But there isn’t a halftime in baseball, so I guess since it’s baseball that’s why it’s in the 7th inning?

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what I was trying to say earlier but my great double post happened with no sub reply area

It is kind of like going to break after the third quarter of a basketball or football game. At that point just fucking finish that shit.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Virginia wins.

Weren’t they like Colorado-bad in the very recent past? Their coach is doing really well.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

They were redefining awful at one point.

2009 was horrendous.

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 27, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been having problems for two days with that.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's anything like what I've been experiencing

The double post will be gone when you refresh the site. I don’t know if SBN or ATQ are just experiencing more traffic than normal or something, but the site’s seemed extremely buggy the last couple weeks. Okay, I have no idea if additional traffic would actually result in these issues, but those words all sound nice and pleasantly techy when strung together.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as usual

Furcal grounds out to the pitcher.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My kettle's going crazy.

When do we get to the tea interval?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I LOVE YOU PEOPLE!!!

YAY CRICKET!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well we may as well celebrate croquet while we’re at it.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Air hockey

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer pong

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strip. Poker.

Game over.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In full Village People regalia!

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In that case

I don’t want to be the Indian after all.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine.

Means my $230 spray tan won’t go to waste underneath a bunch of biker leather.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm going to be

the construction worker this week. You know Bill will never let anyone else be the cowboy.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's so cute that way.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait,

I have assless chaps for that too, plus a cowboy hat and spurs.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s some closet you have.

ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys

by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes,

I had to move all my coats into the basement closet. You are the queen of shoes and I am known for my many coats/jackets. I have never met a coat I didn’t love!

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we were teenagers

we could be roomates. That’s the basis for a great shared wardrobe.

ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys

by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fun,

my problem is I can’t wear stiletto’s…weak angles. I’ve got lots of cowboy boots though. Also got lots of cool dresses!

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

/dang ankles! Too many sprains in sports.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you need some assless chaps, cause I have a pair you can borrow.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You only know someone got hosed

when they end up stuck with the assed chaps.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail.

Strip Twister OTOH…

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strip stripping.

Efficiency FTW.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s.. have a real good time. Let’s have a real good time!

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail?

Strip Poker is a Fail? Are you a guy?

ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys

by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twister is overrated.

Especially as foreplay.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Left Hand Green

sorry, your breast is in the way, let me move that for you.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miniature golf,

I once played in a drinking league in Astoria. Best fun ever.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail dammit.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here we go. The erratic Felix against the super boppers.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

*Feliz

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they not pinch-run Pujols?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong,

but a baseball pitcher is supposed to throw strikes, correct?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Be careful

ntrebon might be near a chair or something swing-able.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot,

he’s rooting for the Chuck Norrises? Or the Surly Duffs?

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, Guys? Final Score from Tuscon

Seattle Pacific 69 Arizona 68

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Basketball.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exhibition?

Not seeing score on the wwl.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Herbie is explaining that now.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(sorry nick, bet on the cards tonight)

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do you hate America?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike the popular addage

Texas is not America. In fact, perhaps we can give it back to Mexico?

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be on board with that.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and the TV Network you slid in on

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We get Baja, they get Texas

I like this plan!

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

would you like to tell MCD mom below that she also hates America?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why

are you out of bed? Didn’t I ground you earlier this week?

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncle Joey came and picked me up

He’s so much cooler than you!

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a terrible play by Cruz.

Terrible.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't pay him to be Jim Edmonds.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still a professional right fight fielder.

He started that play no more than 50 feet from where the ball landed. Gotta make a better play than that.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lest we forget that he hit a home run a couple of innings ago. Without that, it would’ve been a game-winning hit.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That play is so much harder than it looks. Could it have been made? Sure, but it would have been a great grab.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 8:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm not saying it wasn't a tough play.

Ball slicing towards the corner, screaming fans. But he still badly misjudged it.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He did. But the ball was slicing and it wasn’t on his glove side. It was a tough play.

And Hamilton may have just rendered that moot.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

EEEE-CHEEE-RROOOOOH

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by Famous Duck on Oct 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I was going to agree, and then The Natural just came through.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAMILTON!!!!!

"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson

by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Josh Hamilton is very good at baseball.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ROAR

I was rigging up my CPU screen to my multi-purpose monitor and goddammit I missed the jack.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cripes. Texas is like fucking Murderers Row.

Lot of big bats on that team.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding.

Makes the Giants’ pitching performance from last year all the more impressive.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and that baby's still chuggin' along.

We’re still the World Champs! Let me savor these (possibly) last few moments.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call the Giants hotline, see if they'll still answer as "World Champion Giants"

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Napoli and Beltre are new this year and really improve the lineup.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas has never won a world series championship?

Does that mean I should be rooting for them?

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lolololololololol Houston

Keenum’s line: 24/34 – 9 – 1

Nine. NINE.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

yardage?

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by GustyJ on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

534

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 27, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Checked out that line... sweet zombie Jesus.

He threw his last TD with more than 6 minutes left in the 3rd.

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by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be very glad to see Michael Young and Hamilton celebrating if the Rangers win. Talk about two guys that deserve a ring.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Young deserves a ring more than just about anyone in baseball.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's

sorry, can’t finish that sentence. HOLY SHIT A PITCHER PINCH HITTING!!! TONY LA RUSSA IS BATTIER THAN MIKE RILEY

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don't have any position players left.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he still wants to be Internet friends with you

and he thinks saying that will get him back on your good side.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

K.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His defensive positional value is only in fantasy.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 years spent with one franchise. Played for lots of bad teams and has stayed with the Rangers and been a very good player. Stand-up guy.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What makes him a standup guy? He’s been a good player, I don’t agree with very good.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s generally regarded as a nice guy and a good teammate. You don’t think he’s been very good? He’s versatile defensively, a good glove at 3 positions, and, well he’s a career .305 hitter.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He has not been a good glove since he played a passable second base. As a good teammate, he has a hard time showing considering he has bitch and moaned every time the Rangers have needed him to move positions when an upgrade joined the team. He’s twice demanded to be traded. I would think a team player and a professional would not act like that.

Michael Young is a fine player. A decent offensive player. As a DH and utility infielder he has been impressive. Not $16 million / year impressive, but still.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I guess I won’t be as happy for him.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Please don't.

God, TQA, what’s your deal?

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My deal? I didn’t know that he was a guy that complained and demanded trades until ntrebon told me.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm kidding.

It’s okay. You’re still in my Top 3 favorite people from Tennessee.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You charmer...

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I try my best.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Venturing a guess here:

1. Terrence Scott
2. Tim McCarver
3. Me

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it didn't violate the Community Guidelines, I might hypothetically say Fuck Tim McCarver

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No attacks against individuals.

I’m pretty sure dvieira has me in the ATQ Moderator’s Secret Santa. I’m trying to be good.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah ok.

So Fuck the Huskies is ok but F (some person) is not.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

But capitalizing huskies is also a violation.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I don’t think huskies needs a cap anyway.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have loved Tim McCarver

since watching the Braves in the World Series in the 90’s.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I’ll be happy for him..I just wanted to know why axe thought he was a “standup guy”

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cuz he's white.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't say he was a "standup guy"

believe that was the other young-un

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right my bad.

I am distracted. And fucking annoyed.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get out of this thread and go watch the game.

What are you wasting your time with us for?

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like trusting a 41 year old to get the final three outs…

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think you need to worry, ntrebon

No way are the Cards going to score 2 here.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't jinx it.

Pujols is waiting.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 out? Berkman could still be in play too.

Hypothetical: Say it’s a single to left by Theriot and there’s runners on 1st and 3rd with 1 out and you’re up by one. Load the bases?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who's at 1st?

depends on the wheels that’d be at 2nd.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's whoever the pitcher would rather throw to.

You’re weighing, can I not give up a jack to Pujols, or not give up a double to Berkman? Toss up.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you can't just try to "pitch to, but walk" Pujols

you’ll either screw up, or he’ll golf a double.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that strategy.

If you’re gonna walk him, then walk him. If not, go after the guy.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes

God might hate you Nick.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he certainly isn’t Gene Chizik.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

How To Bunt If You're A Pitcher

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in, better than the position players cuz they practice it more?

You make less sense when you’re trying to be funny.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, got the job done.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pure luck

Could have been a triple play fer chrissakes

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

But if he bunts it on the ground at Beltre, the Rangers get the force at third.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But now, they just need a run to tie. Tying run is now on 2nd.

Pujols is on first. So what do you do?

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you have to pinch-run Pujols.

give yourself a chance to gun-out A) a double or B) a weak grounder.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have no position players left.

You want to replace Albert Pujols with a pitcher?

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been that way most of the series.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF was that thing on the lady's hand? Rodent?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi, Hollywood? St. Louis on line one.

“Betsy, Hold my calls”

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

on our own

going down the only road I’ve ever known

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God

I can’t freaking believe this

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

What a fucking game.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god Texas

Can you ever get a final strike?

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is ridiculous.

St. Louis just won’t go away!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of god...

Where’s this fight with the Rams?

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

St. Louis is going to win now

You don’t come back twice like that and not win.

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by daisyduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck me to tears

This could go on for a while considering how few players are left..

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nico

I feel sorry for your remote control right now.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 27, 2011 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Depending on what he threw and where he threw it

I feel sorry for his television.

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no one i want to see. feldman was a starter so can go multiple innings.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok,

so who is actually rooting for St Louis?

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

raises hand

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

you are ungrounded.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for St. Louis

Rooting for Texas is like rooting for the Huskies.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I don't mean the

previous furd-terds.

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You capitalized that word again.

Stop it immediately!

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oops...

meant the baseball team. Jesus forgive me, please.

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was to JIDuck.

Stanford is the Cardinal, anyway. Because, you know, the lack of an “S” makes it mean, uh, well, um…a color? A dancing tree?

Also, I am definitely not Jesus.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes...

Please forgive me anyway, for not clarifying the issue or situation. Not to be confused with the Indians, thats what I meant.

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted a game 7, but I don't really have a stake in this game

If the Rangers win, cool for their manager, I like him. If the Cards save this, yay, game 7.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of how I feel

I like the Cards, but Cruz helped me out a lot in fantasy this year so there’s a tenuous connection.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

THere was thought they might go with Holland after rain delay, but Wash said no to that yesterday…and he pitched tonight.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Harrison

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute.

if there’s a game 7 tomorrow night, I’m going to be at a birthday dinner.

FFFFUUU

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Well it's a simple decision.

The World Series only happens once a year.

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by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PELICAN

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother's birthday dinner.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

She will have another one next year.

And if not, she won’t have to worry about it.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harsh, dude

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

That’s cold. I’d apologize.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the words of Don Draper...

“You’re 26. It’s time to start getting over birthdays.”

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe your own,

my mom (and dad) over both over 70 and I make sure to celebrate their birthdays with them every year.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That... seems like a pretty different situation.

Just keep JlDuck97 away from that party.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will,

hard to believe but my mom and dad’s parties kick butt.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. CJ Wilson up. This is going to end really well.

by ntrebon on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

They might pull Nolan Ryan out of the stands.

Somewhere, Robin Ventura trembles.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 27, 2011 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Year, having an earbud in would totally go unnoticed.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked out just fine for Homer in church.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, could be done. I have black earbuds and a black high-collared shirt...

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by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, that would have to be a Dracula-style high collar to hide earbuds.

Unless you have remarkably low-set ears. Never mind, that’s what I’m picturing. Ha!

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 27, 2011 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep the gamecast open and keep it in your lap.

It’s not like it’s that much more exciting than watching live baseball.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That didn't quite work out now, did it?

darn whiskey.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was my plan

My thought was to try and get a seat on the corner, then snake an earbud up the back of my shirt and over the shoulder on the outside, preferably to the left ear.

Make sense?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are gonna strip him naked, right there on the field.

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by Takimoto on Oct 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

There's your answer.

Strip Baseball.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait,

I think you missed the earlier thread.

by MCD Mom on Oct 27, 2011 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodnight all

And Axe, rarely….if ever… take my advice.

Come along now, Cabot!

by JIDuck97 on Oct 27, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for Case Keenum

Hell of a night for a Heisman candidate to throw 9 TD passes.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 27, 2011 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty unbeliveable...

why do you feel sorry for him?

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because people won't even notice.

And Kellen Moore will keep pitching softballs to wide open receivers all the way to New York, while Keenum gets stuck at home.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, OK

I was wondering if that was it. Kind of hard though to take that away from him, meaning he did it earlier in the evening, different sport, college level. I think the guy will be in his own element and maybe even think this only complements a great day in sports.

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought bacon was always center stage.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on HBO

right now.

Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!

by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it wasn't even the featured Thursday game.

Virginia beating Miami was the focal point (and not a bad game at that).

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Oct 27, 2011 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of cool
AdamJude_RG Adam Jude
That’s ex-Eugene Emerald David Freese, a ninth-round pick in 2006 draft. Padres traded him to St. Louis for Jim Edmonds in ’08.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 27, 2011 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember...

when he played for the Padres. Alot of people here thought he had alot of talent. G

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by David the Duck on Oct 27, 2011 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the info, that is cool!

by MCD Mom on Oct 28, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the text
BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – Given the ever-changing conference paradigm over the past year, the Southeastern Conference has continued to demonstrate its commitment to maintaining its stature as one of the nation’s premier conferences by welcoming the University of Missouri as the league’s 14th member, Commissioner Mike Slive announced Monday.

Missouri joins Texas A&M University as the league’s two new institutions who will begin full membership on July 1, 2012. It is the first expansion of the SEC membership since Arkansas and South Carolina joined the conference in 1992.

Missouri was a charter member of the Missouri Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Association in 1907, which became the Big Six Conference in 1964, the Big Eight Conference in 1964 and the Big 12 Conference in 1996.

Geographically, it is a natural fit as the state of Missouri touches more states (Arkansas, Kentucky and Tennessee) that currently are home to an SEC institution than any other state that is not in the league’s previous 13-member footprint. Like the majority of the cities in the SEC, Columbia, Mo., is a college-centered town with a metropolitan population of 164,283, making it the fifth-largest city in the state of Missouri.

With an enrollment of 32,415, the University of Missouri boasts a strong academic resume, as it is one of only five universities nationwide with law, medicine, veterinary medicine and a research reactor on one campus. Six of Missouri’s sports teams last season led the Big 12 in graduation rate for their respective sports.

Culturally, Missouri is as well known for its barbecue, country music, history and rich tradition as the majority of the current states of the SEC.

Missouri is one of only 35 public U.S. universities invited to membership in the prestigious Association of American Universities (AAU). It will become the fourth SEC school that is part of the AAU, joining Florida, Texas A&M and Vanderbilt.

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Monday’s announcement marks just the fourth time in the history of the conference that the SEC will expand its membership. In a landscape that has seemed ever-changing in recent years, the SEC has exemplified stability as 10 of its original 13 members remain.

The league began as a 13-team league until Sewanee’s departure from the conference in 1940. After Georgia Tech’s move to independent status in 1964, the league had 11 members before Tulane departed in 1966, leaving the SEC as a 10-team conference for more than two decades.

At the start of the decade of the 1990s, a similar shift in conference alignment allowed Arkansas and South Carolina to join the SEC. The benefits have been nothing short of outstanding.

Soon after joining the league, the Razorbacks claimed the 1994 NCAA Championship in men’s basketball and finished as the NCAA runner-up the following year. They made their first appearance in the SEC Championship football game in 1995, appearing again in 2002 and 2006.

The Arkansas women’s basketball team made its first-ever Final Four appearance in 1998 before winning the WNIT the next season. The level of track and field in the SEC was quickly raised with the addition of the Razorbacks. Arkansas’ men won cross country national titles in 1992, 1993, 1995, 1998, 1999 and 2000. Men’s NCAA Indoor Track and Field Championships came every year from 1993-2000 and again in 2003, 2005 and 2006. The men also claimed NCAA Outdoor Track and Field Championships from 1993-1999 and again in 2003.

South Carolina won the Women’s NCAA Outdoor Track and Field Championship in 2002, becoming, at the time, just the second different SEC team to claim an NCAA Women’s Outdoor Track and Field Championship. The past two seasons have been magical ones for the Gamecocks, as they have captured back-to-back NCAA Championships in baseball and advanced to the SEC Championship game in football for the first time in the program’s history.

On September 25, 2011, Texas A&M was announced as the league’s 13th member, beginning with the 2012-13 academic year.

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Missouri took to the field for the first time in 1890, making it one of the first SEC institutions to begin playing football. Kentucky played a three-game schedule in 1881, but didn’t play again until a decade later. Vanderbilt also began its football program in 1890.

Don Faurot was one of the early founders of Missouri athletics, as he was a three-sport standout for the Tigers from 1922-24. He served the school as its football coach from 1935-56 and continued on as the athletics director until 1967. Faurot is known for the creation of the Split-T formation in 1941. The formation’s option play still today serves as the basis for many present-day schemes, including the Wishbone, Wingbone, Veer and I-Formation.

Faurot compiled a record of 101-79-10, making the school’s first modern-day bowl appearance in 1939 when it advanced to the Orange Bowl. Until 1994, the year prior to his death, Faurot was heavily involved in the annual Blue-Gray football game in Montgomery, Ala.

The Tigers rose to national prominence under head coach Dan Devine in the 1960s, when Devine’s winning percentage of .767 was the best in the nation during that decade. In 13 seasons at Missouri, Devine posted a record of 93-37-7 and eight players earned First-Team All-America honors. His 1960 Missouri squad finished with an 11-0 record and defeated Navy 21-14 in the Orange Bowl. The 1965 squad went 8-2-1 and defeated Florida in the Sugar Bowl. The Tigers won the Big Eight Conference in 1960 and 1969 under Devine.

Since 2007, the football Tigers have claimed three Big 12 North Championships. Under current head coach Gary Pinkel, Missouri posted a 12-2 record in 2007 and defeated Arkansas in the Cotton Bowl.

The Tigers began playing basketball in 1906 and enjoyed the greatest amount of success under legendary head coach Norm Stewart from 1967-99. In 32 years, Stewart led Missouri to 634 wins and 333 losses for a .656 winning percentage, the best in program history. Stewart’s teams won 20 or more games 17 times, including a school-record 29 wins during the 1988-89 season. He won eight Big Eight Conference championships and six conference tournament titles.

Missouri started competing in the sport of baseball in 1891 and won the College World Series in 1954, marking the school’s first national title in any sport. The Tigers have made six CWS appearances in the program’s history, including three national runner-up finishes (1952, 1958, 1964).

The Tigers also have had great success in the sport of track and field and won the NCAA Men’s Indoor Championship in 1965. The soccer and softball teams have been proficient as of late with soccer winning the 2009 Big 12 Championship and softball claiming that title in 2011.

by KitIsh on Oct 27, 2011 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it was dated 10/22/11

References Monday in the article as well. Guess Mizzou was supposed to be in the SEC already.

by KitIsh on Oct 27, 2011 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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