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Quack Fix: Ducks look to play better against Cal this season

Early morning Tuesday quack fixes are now a thing of the past as I finished my move back to the west coast this weekend.  Enjoy your fix.

Don't forget to check the videos after the jump.

Go Ducks!

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Welcome back to the left coast, Nick.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 7:08 AM PDT reply actions  

It’s nice to be back. My fridge is already loaded up with Ninkasi.

by ntrebon on Oct 4, 2011 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good man.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

congrats

when can i get some sort of discount for when I drunkenly order stupid shit onine?

by DUCKinNY on Oct 4, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I get my discount for shitty beer.

by ntrebon on Oct 4, 2011 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your forget I am back in NW. One of the first things I did was stock up on good beer.

by ntrebon on Oct 6, 2011 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muschamp looks like he's about to shit himself from fear in that picture.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's funny.

It was like a prehistoric sized pig, and real ornery, that’s why a chain was needed. More rhinoceros or dinosaur than actual pig, really.

Euler's #1 fan

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he going to transfer to here or something like that.

by DirtyBW on Oct 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was supposedly going to come here and was going to announce his commitment.

He then changed his mind (again; as he had de-committed from somewhere else I believe) and decided to go to Florida.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Completely off topic

But checkout this amazing song. Amazing video as well. I post it here because:

a) Me gusta. Me gusta mucho
b) The guy’s from the NW (ignore the fact he’s from Seattle)
c) His song’s all about Air Jordans
d) He mentions Uncle Phil (even if it’s in a negative light)
e) When there’s awesome hip hop coming out that doesn’t discuss hoes, guns, rims etc it needs to be supported
f) Me gusta. Me gusta mucho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAg3uMlNyHA

by yOur favOrite team's favOrite team. on Oct 4, 2011 8:39 AM PDT reply actions  

18 targets, 5 receptions for 56 yards combined?

Ugh, that’s terrible.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might be simplifying the point.

I’m not sure what the actual difference might be, but the idea is that Chip plays the players that give the team the best chance to win. That being said, as Huff gets healthier we’re going to see less of Murphy, is my guess. And simply because Blackmon, Sumler, et al are better athletes, it doesn’t mean they give the team the best chance of winning at this point regardless of what we unqualified armchair amateurs in all our glorious wisdom may think.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have they combined to drop 5? Or more?

Terrible receivers. I guess I can justify Hoffman’s presence for the blocking, but Murphy?

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Murphy's dropped 4, Hoffman one.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible is probably an understatement. At 3.1 yards per attempt, if Hoffman and Murphy were their own team, they’d be the worst passing offense in college football this year, just barely worse than Kent State.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Hoffman and Murphy were their own team,

they’d need like nine more guys to make it competitive.

Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.

by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are a GREAT ADVANTAGE:

They make opponents think that they can beat us if they just can stop the run game.

Heh heh heh. The evil genius has them forked.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You obviously didn’t watch the LSU game.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hoffman and Murphy were their own team, they would probably have an illegal formation penalty every time they tried to snap it, if they did snap it.

My guess is that they’d line up, and then just keep getting delay of game penalties.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

They're a better looking team.

But I wouldn’t want them on the football field.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno dude

They would most certainly take some of the attention off of DAT and Huff… More than the current duo are ;)

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by Quack Addict on Oct 4, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that's what our cheerleaders were for.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's because half of our WR corp

are Murphy and Hoffman. I find it funny now thinking back to the arguments this off season and the people who thought our o-line was going to be the bigger issue than the WRs.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that thought process was wrong. The ultimate conclusion turns out to be.

First, we’ve succeeded in the past few years without elite WRs, so it stood to reason that we could plug in some grinders and inexperienced guys and still get production. Second, I don’t think anyone who made that claim thought Will Murphy would actually have a ball thrown to him. We’ve got talent at the position, even though most of it is young. I know that I figured the young guys would see a lot of time. As it happens, the young guys aren’t quite there and so guys like Murphy are getting waaaaaaay more playing time than I thought they would.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I don’t think it was a poor assumption to make. Our wide receivers have been far more terrible than I could have imagined.

At least we have some bright spots, like Vaughn and DAT. Tuinei has been doing a nice job, and Paulson and Huff will likely become bigger parts of the offense as we enter conference play.

But it’s tough to be excited about the group when Hoffman and Murphy are getting significant playing time.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Huff can be our #1 reciever

I think that he’s just been injured and hampered. He wasn’t able to get the timing down with DT early and it’s been hurting them. As of last game he still wasn’t 100%. Tuinei is a good #2 option. He needs someone to take the focus to thrive, I don’t think he’s ever had the tools to be a #1 and thought the expectations were unrealistic coming into this season. Barner can be a good slot receiver along with Huff and Vaughn has shown flashes of being a solid receiver but Hoffman and Murphy are just plug in players for a depleted slot at the moment.

The one thing that Barner and Huff lack is size which is why the’ll struggle at times and why the’ll never be elite receivers. I think they can be solid and that’s what we need right now but they have to be healthy.

Next year when the receiver crop we picked up understands the system and begin to play I think that receiver will become a strength for our team, unfortunately it’s obvious they’re not ready or they’d be playing already.

Quack Quack Bitches!

by Quack Addict on Oct 4, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the reasons I don’t believe the spread. Yes, DT had a bad game last year but he also had sure-handed receivers out there when he could get the ball in their vicinity. If DT has a decent game, we’re still going to have issues with drops and guys not getting open against the Cal defense.

I think the passing game is a big unknown going into this game and if I’m Tedford, I have the same gameplan as I did last year. Ugly it up, not just make DT win the game but put it on the backs of the receivers.

--Dominic, Addicted to Quack

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Oct 4, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't agree with the spread either...

But I do think that Cal’s defense will struggle much more to stop our offense in Autzen than they did last year at home.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 4, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cal’s defense is significantly worse than last year’s.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And our pass offense is significantly worse than last years.

TBH i won’t be surprised if the game plays out similarly to last year. I think it will be close but not as close.

Quack Quack Bitches!

by Quack Addict on Oct 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our pass defense is not significantly worse than last year. It is worse than last year, sure, but not significantly so. Cal’s defense has been downright bad against the only two semi-decent teams they’ve faced.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He said “pass offense” not “pass defense.” In other words, even though Cal’s defense is worse, he’s thinking that our pass offense won’t be able to take advantage of it and we’ll still have problems scoring.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to agree to an extent. I don’t think we’ll put up 50, or even 40. I think the score winds up somewhere in the 24 – 14 zone.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoops, my bad.

Though I don’t think we’ll have all that much problem scoring. Last year was not the norm for either team. In Autzen, there is little reason to use last years matchup as a baseline for how to project this game.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't buy the Beard injury story

It’s gotta be ruse. At the MSU game we went down to our seats early to watch warmups. Beard, Maldonado, and Rice were the first out on the field. Beard was running, jumping, stretching and booting long field goals without any apparent difficulty.

I think part of Chip’s policy about never discussing injuries is that he can also avoid discussing disciplinary action…his silence just implies injury.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 4, 2011 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

He's not on the injury list I use to prep my previews for Ducks Empire

Anymore, FWIW.

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by skywaker9 on Oct 4, 2011 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

First Time To Autzen in 15+ years

I arrive at the crack of ass from the bay area on Thursday 8:30 am to be specific…got a killer airline miles ticket but had to fly off hours. Will head to Rennie’s as soon as they open but need some scoop on the tailgate scene. Any thoughts comments or ideas? Mo-center for pre-game festivities? Roam around crashing tailgaters? What’s a duck fan to do?

Oh also, anyone have a couch to crash on? ha ha!!!

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Can't help you with the couch

but for an out-of-towner, the Mo is a great place to go pre-game. You might want to wander the parking lot as you might run into folks you know, and someone is bound to offer you a beer eventually, but there is always plenty of food, drink and good conversation in the Mo. It opens 3 hrs before kickoff, so 3:00 for this Thursday.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone is bound to offer you a beer eventually

this must only happen to you

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s cause you’re not wearing the right shoes!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

While my shoes are pretty great

and are certainly deserving of a beer, it’s probably more because I know a lot of people tailgating.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's be honest

It’s because you’re a girl.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm definitely going to test that theory on Thursday.

Not with beer, though.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something that tastes better than beer.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh sister

You are officially killing every guy on this blog right now. Can’t you just feel them biting their tongues and forcing their fingers not to type naughty things??

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I've been trying to come up with a decent way of saying what I want to say

Obviously, it’s not working.

So, no comment

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm young and therefore have no filter

she obviously enjoys military men of the aqua-specialty.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well played!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Axemen just got told.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I get for at least partially holding my tounge?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...is tongue the 'key word.'?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did that start happening?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you had held your tongue

we wouldn’t have been able to understand you.

by MCD Mom on Oct 4, 2011 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

/holds tongue

apple.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should wash your mouth out with soap!

by MCD Mom on Oct 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don’t have anything better than soap?

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work for a hazardous materials cleanup company, what would you suggest?

by MCD Mom on Oct 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know we had access to these types of choices!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look for the thickest MSDS. That’ll probably be a good one.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smegma?

Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.

by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's just say

it’s a female cleansing agent (didn’t know it until after I posted, got it from a guy I work with)

by MCD Mom on Oct 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking this one.

But the odds of finding that element to use on Axemen is slim-to-none.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I responded to the wrong post.

I wanted to say “That’s so wrong”, to Takimoto.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guys at work got a good laugh on that one!

by MCD Mom on Oct 4, 2011 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/holds tongue.
/release tongue

#*&#@(%$

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time

Instead of holding your tongue, try holding your hands!

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

O SNAP!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn axemen

You’re getting abused by the ladies today. Mom even learned how to embed a link just to make fun of you. That’s impressive.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a rec then?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

/Tryingtobepolite!

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, yeah.

It’s kinda funny.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

You like making us feel uncomfortable, don't you?

Just like a REALLY HOT YOGA INSTRUCTOR! That’s it, LMD81 is a really hot yoga instructor. This whole teacher thing is just a ruse.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

What are we talking about again?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Muah ha ha!

Does it help if I tell you it’s SuperHero day, so I’m wearing a cape, tights, and black boots? Oh my lord, I love wearing a cape.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

No comment

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LMD is a REALLY HOT YOGA INSTRUCTOR DRESSED AS WONDER WOMAN.

So, getting any more work done today do you think?

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

The shirt is Wonder Woman.

The skirt is AMAZING. Kind of indescribable, but this may be my favorite outfit of all time. Spirit Week is seriously one of the best parts of teaching.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

This.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a similar vein, and slightly younger

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

My principal told me

“That’s a cute little outfit.” I don’t really know how to respond. Better than one of the kids saying it, I suppose.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably involved one of your words, though.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I don't really want to.

He’s a pretty good principal. It was just kind of an awkward moment.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That video takes me back.

The ’80’s were awesome.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 4, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you live through them?

My kids think the 80s were awesome. Me, not so much.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Graduated high school in '89

So, mid 80’s to mid 90’s were sort of my heyday.

Plus I’m listing to the “Police” station on Pandora and its reeling off some great ’80’s tunes.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 4, 2011 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The music was awesome.

The clothes and hair, not so much.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Oct 4, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No comment.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahaha! Good one LMD!

/assumes it must be a joke

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

My distaste for beer is pretty well documented.

I’ve tried to like it, I really have. Just doesn’t do it for me.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was like you once upon a time.

There’s a beer out there, just for you. You just haven’t found your match.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I've been burned so many times

That I don’t know if I can try again.

I feel like that’s some sort of song lyric, but I’m not sure. Power ballad, perhaps?

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably has produce in it.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I freely give out beers, all the time Matt. I don’t discriminate!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's because you need friends

If you didn’t have free beer you’d have no friends. Remember that one time you didn’t have beer? How’s that work out for you?

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah! I didn’t have any friends.

Valid point!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember the game when everyone ran like hell to get free Ninkasi outside of PK Park?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish they’d do that every game day!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

and she smells so nice!

I mean seriously folks, what’s more attractive then a knowledgeable, funny female who can mash it up on the Duck forum. I am dating the coolest woman in the world….but she’s a husky. (Lord have mercy on my soul…) And she counldn’t give a crap about anything sports related…. That said, being a yoga instructor more than makes up for her dawg affiliation…

Matt Daddy – are you a bay area kid? Anyone on the super early united flight from SFO on Thursday?

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, live in the great NW, in PDX

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

He said yoga instructor

I am surprised you could piece together this coherent response.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, obviously the grammar didn't work out too well

Wonder why.

“No, me live here. Me no have house in area near bay… wait what were we talking about?”

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't knock it till you try it

Jeezis – tough crowd. She’s a yoga instructor half the time and a social worker the other half…she’s a smart cookie. What she’s doing with a moron like me is the real question.

Perhaps it was David Piper from down these parts….

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Takimoto and PaulSF

both are in the Bay Area. I don’t think either are coming to the games though.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why the hell not?

A friend is selling two season tix for the game…. Section 27, Row 85 seats 5 & 6

I’ll hold on to them for Tako and Paul…

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

PaulSF is in the bay area.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

you also said you live in PDX which is only a half-truth

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true, my address is a PDX address

although it could be a Tigard one too, but I pay my services like water, garbage and electricity to Portland.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

well I’ll be damned … my sincerest apologies

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny

I actually live across the street from Multnomah County (so the kids across the street go to a completely different school than my kids) and pay Washington County taxes, but I pay all my services to Portland, the house behind me has a different zip code, and I get access to all of Tigard as well as Portland recreational services. I can actually put Tigard, Portland or Beaverton on my address and they all work just fine.

I live in the Bermuda Triangle of Portland.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

so live in the spot where someone divided by zero?

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s called Gresham.

It’s not as cool as you’d expect.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Right. We don’t have holes created by dividing by zero.

We have zeroes divided by assholes.

/wantstomovebadly

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my house

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t say HOT YOGA INSTRUCTOR.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where?!?!?!

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

That made me laugh out loud

welcome to the blog OakDuck.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel as though the only thing I've done on ATQ all day

is rec lovemyducks81 and your comments over and over again! Thanks for making it a great day!

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want a drink with breakfast

I prefer Taylor’s Bloody Mary’s and breakfast food. If you don’t care, go to the Glenwood first for the best meal, then Taylor’s or Rennie’s. You’ll have a lot of time to kill but if you get to the Mo early enough (something I’ve never done) you can greet the team as they walk through. Plus the cheerleaders perform, and they have live music etc….

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 4, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the tips

Really looking forward to coming back. I am utterly useless this week.

By the way, is anyone cooler than Daisy Duck? I’ve had a crush on her for weeks and now she’s talking to me? I must be dreaming….

Last question…I remember some good eats in town ….obviously track town is still rockin, but I’ve heard my old favorite Mekala’s has lost some of its glory from back in the day. What about Cafe Soriah, Steelhead Brewery, Bruno’s? Give me some top places to eat, nurse my hangover, and bask in the glory of a duck win on Friday before my late flight night flight home?

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you're going for thai

Manolas is good as is Sabai Cafe, both are better than Mekalas now, Sabai has quickly become one of my favorite places to eat. Papa’s Soul food is really great for BBQ type meals and SteelHead is still pretty good. Lucky Noodle is a good little place as is the Noodle Bowl. Of course you can’t go wrong with McMenamins. If you’re going for a sandwich the Beer Stein is a great place. Or you might enjoy a bit of fish and chips at Newmans, it’s an outdoor thing though, but soo good. Toshi’s Ramen is really good ramen, (this coming from a guy who hates ramen). If it’s steak you want the Road House is well priced and good quality, I always enjoy my meals there, and you get to throw peanuts on the ground :) All in all, Eugene has TONS of great places to eat. I know there are at least a few i’m leaving off this list that are really good. Good luck!

P.S. Don’t bother with P.F. Changs, below average food for an above average price and the place is unbelievably loud.

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by Quack Addict on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Ring of Fire still around?

That was always my favorite “pacific rim” restaurant. Best thai I found.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

yea it is

And it’s still good, Lucky Noodle is actually run and owned by the same guys that run and own Ring of Fire.

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by Quack Addict on Oct 4, 2011 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well aren't you the nicest new guy ever

although I will say that JShufelt, HRD, Matt Daddy and benzduck are all much cooler than I am. Though, to be fair I do have much cooler shoes.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is not true.

I am not cooler than anyone.

Although I’m closer to reaching room temperature, for sure.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are cooler than everyone. We just live in your world, benzduck.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m too insulated to be cool.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are King Awesome Guy. It doesn’t get much cooler than that.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's because we're humble, and have no problem with daisy being cooler than us.

Plus, we’re in a domestic partnership, and daisy has no reason to flash her sex appeal in an attempt to curry favor with us. We love her all the same.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, we’re in a domestic partnership

Wait, what? When did you and Bill get together? Why wasn’t I invited to the “wedding?”

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was weeks ago motherfucker!

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you miss the whole "sweaters and dogs" discussion?

That’s a shame, because it was awesome.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

So… you and Musgrave went camping, eh?

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Besides

I was only listing in-state people. You are Musgrave are the coolest out-of-staters by far (along with that guy from Arkansas that doesn’t post as much any more). Plus, I’m totally voting for you for ‘Cutest Couple’ in the Yearbook awards.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are Musgrave

Takimoto is Musgrave? Now nothing makes sense anymore…

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He took Musgrave's last name when they got married

He’s now Tako Musgrave.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been M. Night Shyamalan'd!

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fuckamole, I missed some good stuff today.

This thread was fucked up all day for me. I would try to scroll and it would return me to the top. Log out, log back in, might work, might not, mostly not. Anybody else run into this?

Oh, and to be clear, I am not Takimoto, I just wear the same sweater as he does, if you know what I mean.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cornucopia

17th and Lincoln

Amazing burgers, fries, and nachos; awesome selection of beers on tap; and a huge fridge of bottles if there’s something else you’re looking for.

by Twith on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Disappointed in the pseudo-neo-retro uniforms

I was hoping they’d look something like this:

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice

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by skywaker9 on Oct 4, 2011 10:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It will be awesome! Kudos on the movie poster too.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Question of the night: do you like Thursday night games?

I don’t. It feels weird.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 AM PDT reply actions  

Hate it

Although, it’s good for after bye weeks. You get an extra couple of days rest before the next game, so it’s almost like you have 2 bye weeks.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

Plus, it’s less time between games. I’m glad I don’t have to wait until Saturday to watch the Ducks. And then Saturday, I can focus on the other games with out feeling the constant nerves I normally feel on Saturday.

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Now that we’ve learned how to win them, at least. Makes for a very long Friday but a more relaxing Saturday, so it all evens out.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's great after a bye week

A) you get two bye weeks
B) It’s a shorter wait after a BYE.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a season ticket holder...

That lives over two hours away… I hate it hate it hate it.

If I weren’t, I don’t think I’d care, aside from getting extra time off before the next week.

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

I really hate them with a passion.

Students have to get all of their work done by Wednesday night, because we obviously aren’t accomplishing anything on Thursday, and Friday is well, Friday, so no work then either. Not to mention, there are many classes on Thursday evenings that conflict with the Thursday night games. Only about 10 percent of any given class on Thursday afternoon or evening actually will attend the class, so it is a complete waste of time for the professor.

Also, we have to go two straight weekends without the Ducks playing. Bye weeks followed by Thursday night games suck.

I would say that the only pro is that the coaches get two extra days to prepare for the next opponent, but that really doesnt benefit the fans in a direct sense.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo
there are many classes on Thursday evenings that conflict with the Thursday night games.

Class from 4-5. Attendance is taken and counted towards a grade. FML.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

For all classes I have had,

We get at least one free absence.

Now just dont get sick the rest of the year.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Enter button

I’m not aware of any free misses. So I’m just gonna be hoofing it from class.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It isn't too late in the term to drop classes.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a discussion section for a class that is required for my major.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five years is the new four years.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't afford to miss one discussion?

It’s not like it’ll knock you down a whole grade level or anything. Just suck less the rest of the quarter and you’re good to go.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

erm, there are 11 discussion session meetings

attendance and participation in those discussion sections account for 15% of my class grade.

Plus, there’s an assignment due.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, so 15% divided by 11

means 1.3% percent of your grade depends on showing up Thursday. Now having an assignment due, that’s different. But not impossible to skirt. Don’t you know another person in your discussion that isn’t going to the game?

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

By know, you mean "know their name" right?

I mean, I could try to hand it in @ class thursday morning to the GTF. If only Yom Kippur was thursday, I could use the religious card.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't even need to see your GTF.

They all have mailboxes.

For reference, I graduated with a 3.5 GPA. I know how to work a classroom and still get the grade I want.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know how to work a classroom

We’ve heard. Your stories are legendary.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm aware

I feel like I could name drop you in any music class and automatically receive a 5% boost.

For what it’s worth, I get a 3% boost in Wagoner’s class for showing a DVD recording of me conducting the SEHS band as a senior at my last concert.

You also have the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your schoolwork ability is STUPID gamerish.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Just listen to Tako. everything he is saying is the truth. Discussion Sections are nowhere near as important as lecture.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm aware, I

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMMIT THAT'S THE 2ND TIME TODAY

anyways, we’ll see. I also dunno who’s going to be there that I normally hang out with pre-game, so that’s another question of worthwhile-ness.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ate paint chips?

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't double major?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what I was thinking … especially when those two majors seem like they will never benefit one another

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gives me options in the two fields I would hope to go into someday

Sports Journalism
Front Office position

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Axe, you’re shooting too low, go for King of something.

Maybe of wishful thinking.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

King of Musgrave's Lawn

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I just have to sit on the lawn?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just 'Assume the Position.!'

BTW, Do you ‘Bend for a Friend?’

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Motel 6?

Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day

by webfoot73 on Oct 4, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

AKA Receptionist

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by QuackinAK on Oct 4, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHHHAhhhaaaahahaha

Oh my goodness – so you are operating under the impression that what you major in will determine your career field?? I swear, you are so damn precious sometimes.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Well, you didn't major in being a hot yoga instructor, did you?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Original major: Physics.

B.A.: European History.
Occupation: Director of Network Operations

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Original major: Business
Actual Major: Business – Accounting
Occupation: Accountant

See Axemen? Oh, wait. Sorry guys.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accountants by any other name are accountants.

They’re born, not made. My Pa was an accountant.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably true. My mother is an accountant. I swore I would never be one, since what she did looked so boring. And yet, here I am, and I don’t really want to be anywhere else.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

My Pops couldn’t get enough of showing me charts of debits and credits and annualized whosits and amortized whatsits to the point brain matter started dripping out me ears.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Chewy.

I hope you get bored of this game and disappear for like 10 or 12 years, then drop one of these in here when we are least expecting it.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sort of the anti-CV3000

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t help but smile as I convince myself that Chewbacca is real, a Duck fan, and lurks on AtQ.

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Original Major: English.

B.A.: English.
Occupation: Teaching history and a random freshman class. I both fit and break the mold…

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My daughter graduated from the UO Clark Honors College with a business major.

She’s now a first grade teacher at an expat school in northern China. Talk about broken molds.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

When did she graduate?

by ntrebon on Oct 4, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now work in IT project management, so... Majors are pretty much useless

other than a couple very specific ones like Architecture or Accounting

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Anyone who thinks that majoring in business is helping them is deluding themselves.

It doesn’t take much brain power to learn what is needed in an entry-level business job. Major in one of the liberal arts, learn how to be interesting and smart, then get the job that makes you money.

If you really want to do the business thing, go get an MBA at Harvard or another top 10 school. Otherwise, you are wasting your time and learning to be boring.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I want to study business.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do it.

You’ll find people who trash the merits of any popular major.

Trust me, people will say many more negative things about most liberal arts majors anyways.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Soc and business major I can say both are valuable

Honestly, you can find value in anything. You can be a poetry major and find it valuable in your career as a dentist. Undergrad degrees are to teach you how to think, not to make you an expert in any particular career, other than a couple like those I mentioned above

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd agree with this

Except to say that rather than teach you how to think, the real goal is to think for yourself, learn to defend your thoughts, to challenge others when you think they are wrong, and learn to read and talk.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

Given the massive improvement between freshman and seniors in all of these issues, the 4 years of college are vitally important. Even if it doesn’t seem obvious to those going through it.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is something strangely intangible

but important about a college degree, no matter the subject. I have 6 managers that report to me. Some of them have college degrees, and a couple of them don’t. And I can tell the difference. I don’t mean that in a education-snobby way, it’s just….different.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know what you mean.

My personal theory is that college exposes you to so many points of view, theories, etc., that you’re forced to think about what you really believe. Even if what you believe is really stupid, the self-confidence and self-knowledge that result (especially after a few years of real-world experience and re-prioritizing) just makes you a little different. Again, just my theory…

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comment actually kind of bugs me.

For someone to say “getting a business degree is wasting time and will teach you to be boring”, and then to call people who would have critical opinions of liberal arts majors as “morons” seems a bit hypocritical.

But maybe it’s because I’m in the technical industry.

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by JShufelt on Oct 5, 2011 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

My sentiments exactly.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 5, 2011 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Do something interesting. Business teaches you to be boring. Major in English or History or a language. If you really want to help yourself in business, major in Chinese and dedicate yourself to learning the damn language.

And to be clear, I am college professor. Business majors have an impressive level of dimness and disinterest. Even education majors usually try.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying that Journalism+Business=poopy?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Journalism is bad because it is a dead end

Where are the jobs? In principle, I have no problem with it, I just don’t see the future.

Business is just not very valuable—unless you are going to a top 10 or 15 school and are going to make you the connections that are going to send you to the top.

But my brother-in-law was a history major in college and is a trader on Wall Street now. The business degree in general means little.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Journalism is nearing death.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Journalism will still have a place

It’s going to be an entirely different world, but one where journalism is still prevelant. Not necessarily print journalism, but still.

I’ll rue the day that books and newspapers die off completely though. Nothing beats curling up with a good book. Besides, reading on a screen all day will kill eyes.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could not agree more here

A society without books makes me sad.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screen or paper is irrelevant.

Journalism isn’t threatened by the internet, it is threatened by things like the pseudo merger of Yahoo News and ABC News I mentioned in yesterdays Quack Fix.

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think what journalism is really threatened by

Is the difficulty of getting someone to pay you to do it.

But I know people who have made it work out.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the greatest lessons taught to me in college

unless you are going to a top 10 or 15 school and are going to make you the connections that are going to send you to the top.

It’s not what you know, but who you know. You can turn in 1000 resumes out of college, but if you know 1 hiring manager, you’re 10x more likely to actually get a job.

Don’t waste your time adding majors and minors and lots of class hours to your school load when you can be in associations, doing internships and networking. Trust me.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Absolutely.

I’ve heard the same from countless people.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a current low-level associate of muckety mucks in NY business

I couldn’t agree more. This is all successful business men do, network and talk about who they know and who knows who.

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing that sucks is that it take way more time

and is a ton scarier than just burying your head in a book in the library for a couple of hours. I mean who really wants to go to Rotary Lunches, or BNI breakfasts and introduce yourself to 10 people? It sucks, but it’s invaluable when you actually need something like a job.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I couldn't do that shit

And that’s why I became a professor and am making $50k at job for the first time in my life at age 37

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you teach?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind?

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh...

Labor seems like it would be kind of interesting. Of course, I’m just trying to make sure my little angels know who fought in the freaking Revolutionary War…sigh.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Microsoft and Apple

oh did you mean WWII?

Nintendo and Sony.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not especially fond of the rich

But I’m also not especially fond of paying a shocking amount of money to a union that doesn’t represent me well and pretty much spends its time whining about crappy teachers getting accountability.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be nice.

Mine are enough for a couple 6 packs for pretty much everyone on the blog (except the 18 year olds). And there’s no opt out.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, if something bad happens to you

The union will be there for you. Nonunion workers don’t have that. The difference is huge. Too often, people don’t realize that til the union is gone.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then how do all those white collar workers manage it?

They do just fine. My personal feeling is that professional unions have outlived their usefulness. Non-professsional unions, not necessarily, but for us? Keep collective bargaining and scrap the rest.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Those white-collar workers don't do just fine

They are hired and fired at will. And when you say scrap the rest, what does that mean? All the things unions helped create? Workers comp? Overtime? Weekends? Child labor law? It’s not as if these things can’t be reversed through legislative action.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I'd say the case law is pretty well-established, even for non-union workers.

People with at least a bachelor’s degree are not often “hired and fired at will,” unless I just know a lot of really lucky people. I’m certainly not advocating reversals, and I’m definitely not saying unions haven’t served their purpose. I’m saying that my personal belief, fueled by my personal experience, is that professional unions have outlived their usefulness. There’s not a thing I can do to change my union and my opinion doesn’t especially matter, but it’s mine.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

History

seem apt for both those subjects

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lovemyducks, aren't you a teacher?

Teacher’s unions are awesome. Enjoy the benefits, no one else gets anything like this. My parents are both teachers and I’ve come to realize how sweet those benefits are

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I am.

And our union is garbage. Way too big and WAY too damn political. I see teachers every day who are still in the classroom because of the union when they should’ve been gone long ago. Meanwhile, several extremely qualified teachers got let go because of budget cuts this year, simply because they didn’t have the years in. Keeping people based only on longevity is nonsense, and that’s where we’re at.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tenure sucks

unless you have it.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I'm as close to "tenured" as you can be in a profession that doesn't technically have it.

I’m still not a fan. Other people are welcome to be big fans, but it’s not my favorite.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is absolutely

100% the truest of the truths. Networking and having contacts in business is absolutely everything. That, and having the social skills to make and maintain new contacts. It also doesn’t hurt not to be a total putz at your job (no offense intended MD).

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm only a putz on here

/don’taskmywife

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think you should have called into Tannen's radio show.

Maybe you call in at some point just randomly and chew him a new one.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why lower myself to his level

and then put myself on his turf where he can cut me off anytime and then make shit up… that doesn’t sound like a winning proposition

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Stay home here where we love you and will defend your putziness to our dying breath.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what?

Screw all this. I’m moving to Costa Rica, building a hut on the beach, and living off the land. I know enough Spanish to survive.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had friends who "retired" at age 42

And moved to Costa Rica. They lasted a year. Turns out when you have nothing to do, things are boring even if you live in paradise.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take up surfing and teach tourists.

I’ll make some dinero doing that.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that at age 23

it was awesome for a year. Then the boredom sets in. And the desire to be able to use the tap water to brush yer damn teeth

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

It’s not like anyone already does that sort of thing in touristy areas.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure there's an area where someone isn't doing it.

I can’t take credit for this great idea, though. I owe it all to Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The season ticket holders behind me

Did the same thing last year, moving to Mexico. Imagine my surprise when they showed up to the Nevada game…same story. Just got boring.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

el bano esta al izquierda del un hombre que toca una guitarra blanca.

What’s that say.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bathroom is to the left of the man who plays a white guitar.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh. he can survive in costa rica.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence me wanting to minor in Spanish.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

I plan to do a ton of internships/etc. Hell I know 1/3 of the register guard sports staff (hold on, I just dropped something on my foot and it hurts like a bitch); I’ve got a network that most 18 year olds don’t.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you. My suggestion:

find an old guy that is the guru of the office. The guy who knows everyone and could retire but doesn’t because network is what he does. Impress this guy

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean Ron Bellamy?

Yeah. Guy retired. Whoopsie.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bellamy had a union

and a pension and retirement benefits.

You need to find the guy who has to rely on what’s left of his 401k and whatever else he’s managed to pull together over the years because there’s no pension waiting for him on the other end.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Daddy provides good advice

Double down on those internships. You have private school kids to compete with who are all over this shit. Coming from a bunch of public schools for my education, I was amazed at the kind of advantages private school students have

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Private school just ask their alumni for a little more

I wish the UO was more proactive with getting the Oregon alumni involved with their current students and creating relationships.

The individual departments do OK, but a lot of them are lacking on a whole. Private schools do them constantly and they are a major mission for the school to keep the network of alumni interacting with current students.

Private schools are almost as good as the Mormon church (and that’s not a slam on the Mormon church, they’re phenomenal at networking their community).

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could never be made boring. I can’t see myself majoring in a language, although I’d like to minor in Spanish.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you are right

But one cannot judge whether or not they are boring. However, it should be an active goal of all to not be boring.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not boring.

Seriously, I’m not.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

erm...

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for you kid

I like your chutzpah.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HIRE ME DAISY!

PLEAAAAASSSSEE! I’LL DO NOTHING BUT COMPLIMENT YOUR SHOES ALL DAY!!!!!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish school, grasshopper. And study whatever it is that you are passionate about, no matter what any one else says about it.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last piece of advice

Do what you love and the money will follow. You’ll struggle your whole life doing a job you hate.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Understanding the basics of business is very important, I wouldn't discredit it

but I agree with your suggestion of practical application like learning Chinese. No one got a job in business with a UO business BA. Lots of guys get good jobs with a Chinese or Japanese major

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if you include accounting in that, but I’m doing just fine, thanks. There are even one or two people who think I’m interesting. How about that.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 5, 2011 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife does too. And my kids, occasionally, although I’m sure they’ll grow out of it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 5, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It appears you are actually the most interesting man in the world.

No worries, I am definitively more boring. A few days ago in a class the professor said:

“The finite element method is the intersection of structural engineering, differential calculus, and accounting.”

And I thought to myself “As of this moment, I am definitively the most boring person on earth” because I actually love that stuff.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 5, 2011 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I find the concept ridiculous that getting a BS in Business has anything to do with being made boring. You can become boring in any major. And you can also take major and be interesting. You get out of it what you put into it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 5, 2011 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I studied economics and communication in college.

Now I’m an IT executive. Which is at least tangentially relevant. Sort of.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

2000

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. I finished at Clark in 2002. Probably didn’t cross paths.

by ntrebon on Oct 4, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were there many gorgeous blondes around Clark in 2000? My daughter tends to stand out in a crowd.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good. I’d hate to think I had to tell you to stay the hell away from my daughter.

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by benzduck on Oct 5, 2011 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but.

What she calls “camping” — driving to developed public campgrounds with a fully stocked tent trailer — probably isn’t what you had in mind.

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by benzduck on Oct 5, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Original Major: Journalism

B.A.: English
Occupation: Middle manager for huge souless corporation
Babysitting in highschool was the more applicable experience.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be writing for a national publications someday

so shadddddddddddddddddddddddup

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the articles, of course.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are so good at this ironicals game, I love you.

Interestingly, I read a national publications.

All of its.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Original Major: None

Original Occupation: Construction
Original Side Occupation: Hacker
Current Occupation: Director of Information Technology also for a huge soulless corporation

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by F'n Duck on Oct 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon.

He’s a frosh a couple weeks in. He’ll be majoring in rhetoric or medieval history by next term.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was PoliSci

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember

1 year of experience = 4 year degree. What will take you 4x as long to acquire, someone will learn in 1 year of actually doing.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee.

Lack of self-discipline as the reason for hating them. Good to see students are the same now as they were when I was attending.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate it.

For the same reasons as Shufelt.
But it is good exposure for the team.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t because I play softball on Thursday nights, and that means I can’t watch the game live. That didn’t used to be a big deal, but now that everyone and their dog has a smart phone, it’s tough to avoid the score updates. I try to let everyone know that I don’t want to hear the score, but inevitably some fool who’s just trying to be helpful will blurt it out and I’ll go on a murderous rampage.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

...Just call in sick to softball?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way! I love softball, and I’d be letting down my team if I bailed on them. Chip Kelly would not approve of me ditching my softball team to watch Oregon on TV.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which league do you play in that is still playing fall ball games? All 3 of my teams ended last week.

by Pelhament on Oct 4, 2011 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s always softball weather in Anaheim

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. We play pretty much year round. During particularly rainy years we might have to reschedule one game in the spring and one game in the fall.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds rough … so glad I live here in the Willamette Valley

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved my time in Eugene, mainly because it was so different from Orange County. It was great to get a different experience. But I realized a very important truth during my four years – there is nothing that I enjoy doing that is better in the rain. The occasional shower to water the plants and clear the air is nice, but otherwise, give me sunshine all year long.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, I believe you are in the majority … maybe not here at AtQ, but in general

by echo31 on Oct 4, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true.

But I really love the rain. There are the cold windy rain days – and those suck, but the days when it’s in the low-to-mid 60’s and raining? Magical.

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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

but the days day when it’s in the low-to-mid 60’s and raining? Magical.

Fixed.

Seriously, the rain does nothing for me. I want to play outside – basketball, baseball, walking, hiking, barbecuing, throwing the football around, chasing my kids around the yard – none of that improves with rain.

The one good thing about rain? An excuse not to do yardwork. Although it just means I have more to do the next weekend.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to play outside – basketball, baseball, walking, hiking, barbecuing, throwing the football around, chasing my kids around the yard – none of that improves with rain.

I have no kids, so I can’t speak to that part, but there is something about the rain that makes me enjoy all that more. When it’s hot and dry, things feel… draining, sticky and dirty. I even lived in high desert for 9 months. When I drove through the Columbia River Gorge, and was driving by Multnomah Falls, rain drops started to hit my wind shield, and after not seeing the rain for 6 or 7 months, it was comforting.

The rain is one of the biggest reasons why I haven’t moved from Oregon.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rain is one of the biggest reasons why I haven’t moved from Oregon.

It’s one of the biggest reasons I didn’t leave.

The man in the visor also played a role.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can keep the rain, it ruins good times

But the two worst things about living away from Oregon? Bad beer, no ducks football

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 5:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Too true too true. I’m going to go cry in the corner now.

by INducktrination on Oct 4, 2011 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanna know what rain is.

I want you to show me.

(And I wanna feel…)

I wanna feel what rain is.

Er, I know you can show me?

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know. There are one hundred year old frogs in Texas that have never learned how to swim.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? No number of frogs was mentioned, nor would seem to be significant, but....

 OK. How about this one:

In west Texas it rained one day. An old timer there had never seen rain, didn’t know what was happening and he got frightened and passed out. The locals had to throw a bucket of dust on him to revive him.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well screw you and your year round warm/dry climate.

I’m just jealous I would love to play softball year round. In Ashland they have all turf fields that they play year round on, but possibly playing in snow doesn’t really appeal to me.

by Pelhament on Oct 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I wish all of you could enjoy the same weather.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit much better when I’m relaxed.

It’s funny, when I’m angry I’m much better at water polo since I’m more agressive and play with a bit of an edge; helpful in that sport. But in baseball/softball, being angry makes me worse. It usually winds up with me trying to hit the crap out of the ball and popping up to the shortstop. Or air-mailing a throw into the first base dugout.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only after a bye week.

An only because my jones can’t handle the extra 2 days if it were a Saturday game.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks are playing

so I freaking love it.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Oct 4, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it!

When I was in high school and college I always loved watching Thursday night games on TV. They seem to have a knack for becoming good games that are exciting to watch, even when between two less than exhilarating teams.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Oct 4, 2011 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

...Hey!
@ESPNU Pretenders: Clemson, Oregon, Michigan. Contenders: Oklahoma, LSU, Alabama, Wisconsin, Stanford

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So who is this and why is it important?

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no real problem with that.

Regardless of “why” we lost to LSU, we lost to LSU and got shoved around a little. To move from one column to the other, we have to prove something. Luckily, there’s a team in the other column that is going to host us down the road.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re a pretender?
What if I say that we’ll never surrender?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for Foo Fighters reference

probably in the top 3 of “favorite bands within my lifetime”

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Okay, kids, the years are starting to get to me.

I’m off to the optometrist to pick up my first prescription eyeglasses.

Any tips from those of you who’ve always had to wear these things? Should I worry about breakage? Will everyone I meet assume I’m more intelligent? Distinguished? Sexier? (Not that this would be possible.) Do I buy the extended warranty? Are flip-up sunshades cool? How about those rope things that let you hang them around your neck?

They’ll probably look something like this, with my luck.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 12:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I've worn them since I was 19. I'm really tough on my glasses and I'm a klutz

I’d recommend gonig with titanium and hinges that bend backwards. The brands Accuflex and Autoflex can essentially be balled up and wil spring back into formation. They also tend to be very expensive. Polycarbonite is good. I went with Transition lenses last time. I don’t think I’ll do that again. Only Roy Scheider looks cool in them. I am not Roy Scheider, btw.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 4, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I got Transitions lenses, but already I can tell they aren’t going to be much help — the midrange space is too far down the lens to be helpful when I’m at my office environment, and everything just looks a little weird. But they’re great when driving.

I’ll probably have them remade into straight distance lenses and just get a pair of reading glasses. I draw the line at bifocals. So, another pile of money out the window :(

They look cool though. And they’re Swedish. That’s good, right?

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice, very striking

Silver and black or tortoise?

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tortoise.

The metal rims looked a little too Uber-nerd for me.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have to put them together? HA!

Those are some awesome looking frames! See if you can cancel the Transition lenses. They only work properly in direct sunlight. Most auto glass for the past 20+ years is at least partially UV shielded (to prolong the life of car interiors), so they won’t work when the convertile top is up.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 4, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean Transitions. I meant "progressive"

The lingo is confusing. I had originally ordered Transitions but cancelled them once I learned they (a) take a long time to go back to clear from dark when you go inside, and (2) are useless when you’re in a car, which is where I usually have sunshades on.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good.

I am not a fan of the Transitions…they always look darker than normal indoors and just odd outdoors.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buy the most expensive ones.

They’re bound to be the best.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may not have a choice

but since I got the employee discount, and I’m friends with the manager at the optics shop, and I have good insurance, etc, they’re STILL costing me $350. Even with pre-tax benny dollars that’s a few Franklins I could be putting into an upgrade of the meth lab.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

$350? Yep, those are some sexy glasses.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be careful about weight

I used to have a pretty heavy pair, but they became burdensome to wear, even though they looked better than the smaller frames, I’d still leave them at work, or put them down, or just flat out refuse to wear them till my eyes were screaming at me in pain.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 20/15 vision.

So I can’t help you. How about, instead of glasses, two monocles? You’d look proper as hell, times 2!

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monocles are the only way to go

But only if they have that spiffy gold chain. Otherwise it just doesn’t feel right

by WeeJa on Oct 4, 2011 2:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Lucky dude. I got my first eyewear at age 10.

You should wear contacts. Glasses suck.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Wore glasses from 9 to 38, then got Lasik. Lasik is a freaking modern miracle.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I definitely want Lasik in the future.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's striking.

I think the actual technique I had was “intralasik.” But it’s unbelievable. Instant. Didn’t realize what seemed wrong until I realized I was clearly reading the clock on the wall. I mean, literally as soon as they took the equipment off.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won't put anything harder than an eyedrop anywhere close to my eyes.

No contacts for this kid. And my eyes aren’t bad enough for Lasik.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kid? What kid?

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me! Me!

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be related to me, somehow.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is calling the Cal game on ESPN? Reece, Jesse, and dipshit?

No special guest appearance from Belotti? Who does sideline work on Thursday nights?

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 12:46 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, yes and unfortunately, yes

I doubt they’ll use special guests and Bellotti is probably already at his game appearance for Saturday. Jen Brown usually does the sideline work.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, it wouldn’t be a bad crew if they just canned James. I can’t believe that guy still has a job.

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by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, & with how much people complain about James it’s kind of hard to believe ESPN hasn’t gotten the message that fans don’t want to hear the guy on there tv

by The Legend on Oct 4, 2011 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am disturbed

by the recent proliferation of lolcats on this blog.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this one has some sort of grasp of the English language.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would think

I would eventually learn that saying “Hey, I don’t like that” has an immediate and opposite reaction around here.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

PELICAN!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What else don’t you like?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m tempted to flag them all, but I wouldn’t want otherwise reasonable people to get in trouble.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/devilonyourshoulder
Do it Gorby!

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/angelonyourshoulder
Do it Gorby!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/musgraveonyourshoulder

Hey, now I can survey the surroundings a lot better!

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

/axemenonyourshoulder

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTRRRRRBBBBBBBBBB

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shufeltonyourshoulder

I could have sworn I had the beer…

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Musgrave's hands, one on each of your shoulders!

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoo!

I got half of Thursday off from work. I’m going to make up time on Saturday.

The drive back is gonna suuuuuuck.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Told LA County what's up, huh?

Nice job.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ran out of excuses of why we can’t do our project.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still a victory.

Score one for the good guys.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

See ya on I-5! And bottlenecked in South Salem.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely an advantage of driving north instead of south.

Suck on that, PDXers!

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m dreading that area.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it still too soon...

…to kickstart the theory that this year’s OL is better than last year’s?

What about after we steamroll Cal’s front 7?

by Twith on Oct 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's too soon.

They didn’t play well against the only good defensive line we’ve faced this season. If we steamroll Cal’s front 7, then it’s still too soon.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree however,

Our Offensive line is NOT why we lost the LSU game. Fumbles returned for touchdowns and turnovers deep in our territory are what lost us that game. So I’ll reserve judgement, I think that this line is better in areas and weaker in others. Give it some more time, our last O line got us to the NCG :)

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by Quack Addict on Oct 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the line is going to be significantly better than last year by the end of the season. They have been doing things this year and last years line simply could not do athletically. They move extremely well, and they were not beat in the only physical matchup they played. They simply failed to win that battle. Unfortunately, you have to win the battle against LSU because their secondary is so strong.

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by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Because I'm broke and I have work.

If it’s a Saturday game, I can take a Friday off and drive up. But a Thursday game means at least two (and ideally three) days off work, and I can’t swing that this year. And by staying home, it becomes way easier to drink delicious Golden Bear tears right after the game.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry and surprised to hear...

…a man of your erudite syntax is broke? Maybe when you win a Pulitzer you can afford the occasional Thursday night game…

Yes, golden bear tears might taste good, but golden bear women are bitter eye candy.

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not...

Addicted to Quack isn’t what pays my bills.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but golden bear women are bitter eye candy.

don’t you date one of those?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my woman is not a golden bear

i sheepishly mentioned she was a fusky….

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was talking to Takimoto.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh - well ain't I the jack hole now!

I am sure Takimoto managed to grab one of the few one brainy beauties. If anyone can do it, Takimoto can do it. What the frick do I know hear. I am only new here.

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re off to a good start though, sir!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I am getting a little incoherent...

… must be time to sign off. I haven’t done shit today, and will likely do even less tomorrow, have to go pick up my little duck fan from school.

Toodles for now fellow quackers…look forward to more banter. Much more fun being a participant than a voyeur. Will returneth….

Bye Daisy. ;-)

by OakDuck on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He catches on fast.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Creepy.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, he’s cute. So far.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant the image.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh. Yeah, now that you mention it.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know when the new gear will be coming out (specifically the snap back hats)?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

And the 'hits' just keep rolling in...

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m sure this is going to go well for Bryce Brown

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I just reiterate again how LUCKY we are that we didn't land Pryor or Brown?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

... and got Seastrunk?

/Dodges one bullet a little too high, dodges another bullet a little too low, takes the third bullet center mass.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to

pump up our kicks to outrun that bullet.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the third bullet is going to be in the fleshy part of the thigh.

Hurts, but heals quickly and no lasting damage.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good San Francisco or Bay Area bars to watch the game in?

I’m in SF for this season and haven’t made it out to a bar to watch yet, but week I think that’s the way to go. I hear good things about an “R Bar”?

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Check out my Fan Post

I will be at the R-Bar. Tako’s gonna be catching she-bear tears.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy fumble-fingers Batman!

There’s the R-Bar, which is owned by UO alums.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

R Bar is a great little place

Went there before the Cal game last year. It is small but packed with TVs, and tons of beer on tap.

by Pelhament on Oct 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

R Bar's where I'd be if I wasn't planning on antagonizing Cal fans somewhere in the East Bay.

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by Takimoto on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Substitution rule... When we sub on offense??

Does the referee have to allow the defense to sub? I think I’ve gotten some conflicting information about how this works.

by Duckity_Duck on Oct 4, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

If we sub, they have to be allowed to make their corresponding substitutions.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way I understand it is that if the offense substitutes, the defense must be given time to substitute. How much time? I don’t know. I just know that if we don’t substitute, we can snap the ball whenever we damn well please and there’s nothing the D can do about it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 4, 2011 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The how much time is what I'm interested in...

is there a rule about how much time or is this sort of a vague understanding?

by Duckity_Duck on Oct 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a vague understanding. The line judge actually signals when the defense can substitute. When he stops signaling, and they aren’t ready they can actually get defensive delay of game, or caught with too many men on the field.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My guess is that if we sub quickly and get up to the line, the L/J will force the issue somewhat.

A reaction to the circumstance, if you will. IOW if the Ducks sub then wait for the D to sub it’ll drag on, but if they sub then get up to the LOS the L/J will signal the end of the subbing more quickly.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if we don't sub on offense..

then they start faking injuries.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

The referee stands over the ball if there have been offensive subs and gives the D appropriate time to sub in before signalling “ready to play”.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe it's listed as "reasonable time"

so, yes, subjective, but I’ve never seen a case where a team wasn’t allowed to complete its substitutions. Of course this doesn’t mean the defense won’t find a way to fuck it up.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

and as many of you suggest it is subjective...

My co-worker Husky fan was saying that our offense could stimulate rule changes to mandatory substitution patterns.

e. While in the process of substitution or simulated substitution, Team A is
prohibited from rushing quickly to the line of scrimmage with the obvious
attempt of creating a defensive disadvantage. If the ball is ready for play,
the game officials will not permit the ball to be snapped until Team B has
placed substitutes in position and replaced players have left the field of play.
Team B must react promptly with its substitutes.

by Duckity_Duck on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

15 More Minutes Of Fame Dept.

I’m very proud of the fact that, in this week’s Alphabetical, if you scroll down to the section " B is for Breadbasket ", that YouTube image you see is straight off the Panny plasma in my living room.

Also picked up on Dr Saturday’s blog last week.

140,000 views so far. This and $3 will get me a decent latte somewhere.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Panny. Good choice.

Bought a VT30 just before the LSU game.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

And he wasn’t ejected? I would hope the coach will at least lay out some sort of punishment for that.

And can I add that it is an honor to reply to someone as famous as you, benzduck. Please allow me to exist in your shadow.

by WeeJa on Oct 4, 2011 4:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Stand right over there.

No, a little farther that way. There.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm

I can still feel the glowing rays of fame from here. Feels so good.

by WeeJa on Oct 4, 2011 4:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Qdoba vs. Chipotle:

Discuss.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve only had Qdoba.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qdoba, because it's 5 minutes away from my door.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chipotle everyday.

Addicted to (…quack……….) their barbacoa burrito with sour cream, corn and guac. Ive had qdoba, but I just did not feel as satisfied afterwards.

by WeeJa on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chipotle.

The chili corn salsa is DOMINATE.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see your chili corn salsa and raise you 3 cheese poblano queso at Qdoba.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fail on all levels

Go find Mexican food where Mexicans eat. Knoxville has a Mexican community too. It ain’t that hard to find.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa now...

I realize this, and I’d eat at one of those places over both Qdoba and Chipotle based on the food. However, it’s quicker (and cheaper) to run in and get a burrito at one of those places.

(Although you’d probably be surprised at how small the selection of authentic Mexican food is.)

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait?

It is cheaper to eat at Chipotle than a local Mexican food place? You’re right, apparently you dont have Mexican food in Tennessee (not that this is a surprise, or anything).

All of the good places I know in San Diego are really cheap for a TON of good food filled with “stuffs”.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can probably name 3 or 4 places in town that I’d consider “real” Mexican food. What I’d get at those places would be more expensive than what I’d get at one of those places. And I don’t really like a couple of those “real” Mexican places.

I’ve eaten Mexican in Arizona and California, and it is MUCH cheaper there..which is simple supply and demand, I suppose.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down and dirty Mexican food is the best.

You guys have me missing La Siranita in Portland. MMMM, chorizo burrito.

But do not fear, I’ve got El Chilito and Polvo’s et al here.

Oh, you had a question. Chipotle, barbacoa.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what we’re missing-the cheap Mexican dive places that give you huge portions for dirt cheap, with a 40% chance of food poisoning.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muchas Gracias!

Not sure whether or not I’m disappointed that the one on Franklin and Agate is now a chicken shack…

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the explosion of flavor?

and not the good kind.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

El Taco on Centennial Blvd Springfield. Ai Chiwahwah

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Immigration has transformed Springfield

When I was growing up there, there was no reason to go downtown. Now, it’s a great a place for tacos.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This whole thread inspired me to make my own tacos tonight.

Seasoned beef, chopped onion, chopped homegrown tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, on small corn/wheat tortillas heated over the open burner flame until slightly charred and bubbly. Taco House dressing.

Muy bueno. Y cerveza (don’t know how to say “widmer oktoberfest” en espaniel).

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything with something resembling "urp" in the title isn't my friend.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy thing:

When you get into your twenties you’ll realize the name of the restaurant has nothing to do with the deliciousness of the food.

by DuckUntilDeath on Oct 4, 2011 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cha Cha Cha in the Pearl.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is anything reasonably priced in the Pearl?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cha Cha Cha in the Pearl

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you know of any good Mexican food in the Pearl?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Oct 4, 2011 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santeria downtown.

Not really for the food, more the view from the line for the bathroom.

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are many Cha Cha Cha's, one in Sellwood as well as other areas.

San Felipe in West Moreland used to be my old haunt, and Burrito Boy in Eugene. Nothing compares to a burrito in the mission in San Fran though. CA has Portland beat in the Mexican food dept.

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in San Francisco now.

The thing I was almost literally looking forward to the most in SF was a chorizo mission burrito.

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If actual Mexicans are eating there, it's not expensive

Where are the Mexicans eating? Could be up in Halls or somewhere. Although just before I moved to Knoxville there was a cross burning in Halls, so maybe not.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halls? That's the most homogeneously white part of town.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not surprising

But a lot of areas that were once white are not so white anymore. And I moved from Knoxville in 2000 so I don’t know quite where the Latino population has moved to. East side I suppose.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think it's hilarious someone randomly mentioned an obscure part of Knoxville.

I had to do a double take when I read it.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Tennessee license plate on a p/u at Winco today..I thot about TWA8

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't you say hey?

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just did.....and, nobody in the truck.

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by Famous Duck on Oct 4, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sad, isn’t it? There’s this place by my work called Pepe’s. and they’ll give you a burrito stuff with rice, beans, salsa, and an entire slow roasted pig for $5. I can feed my entire family with one of them.

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 5, 2011 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lived in Knoxville for 3 years so I'm not surprised

But I know it exists. Though in truth it probably is easier to find in some of the ag-based towns surrounding it.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small world.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both suck. Both really, really suck.

If you want real “mexican food” (and I use this term very loosely) go to SoCal.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY I'M SORRY I'M NOT FROM THE MECCA OF MEXICAN FOOD.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scroll through these pictures.

This place is a cheap dive in a very, um, unsavory part of town, yet it is the absolute best soul food/BBQ restaurant I’ve ever eaten.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! I've been there!

With you!

…you took me to a gang-ridden part of Knoxville?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is definitely not where we went.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure?

It looks quite familliar. and I only had BBQ once in tennessee.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I am 100% sure.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I live in SoCal...

and Taco Loco in Eugene beats any mexi i have had down here with the exception of home made stuff my aunts make.

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by F'n Duck on Oct 4, 2011 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you originally from SoCal?

This makes a pretty big difference. I know plenty of people who dont like the style of Mexican food in SoCal because they got used to Qdoba or Chipotle style of food wherever they were from (outside of San Diego or parts of LA).

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by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, originally from Eugene,, but half my family is from Mexico and central America so i was raised with some pretty good stuff. I should have added tho that there is a ton of stuff down here that beats the crap out of Chipotle.

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by F'n Duck on Oct 4, 2011 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who said anything about Mexican food?

Chipotle isn’t “mexican food”. It’s not a totally made-up word, like say “Toronado”, but it might as well be.

Doesn’t mean I have to not like it.

There are a zillion “real” Mexican restaurants around Salem. The Latino/latina population is fairly significant around here. I’ve been to a few of those restaurants. I prefer not to eat at them. (I do like the one upstairs at Reed Opera House, but I think it’s more Central American than strictly Mexican. But it’s too far from work to make it worth a regular trip at lunchtime. Chipotle is just five minutes away.)

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woodburn is Mexican food heaven

Outside of Mexico at least.

Good pupusas to be had up there too.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or go to a roach coach in a predominately Mexican neighborhood just about anywhere.

I’ve found blood soup (smells like pee, tastes like copper, but for some reason it’s addicting), pollo pibil, pollo pipian, poc chuc, all sorts of stuff in the trailers. One certainly doesn’t have to go all the way to SoCal.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the world's worst food poisoning from some poc chuc in mexico

it was the most horrid experience of my life. To put this in perspective I lived in Vietnam for a year as a local, eating all sorts of street food and taking all the risks associated with this. And nothing compared to the poc chuc poisoning… my god, the horror

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

I’ve gotten some pretty nasty food poisoning too. I just accept it as my fate for eating awesome street food when I travel. Bring that ciproflaxin with you!!!

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent three days shivering under a pile of blankets in Puerto Vallarta

thanks to the fact that, although I didn’t drink the water, I ate some of the lettuce on a street vendor’s taquitos.

That was as sick as I’ve ever been.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got sick on some bad shrimp on Thailand

And on some crazy drinks in a shithole market in Bolivia that I was crazy to drink in the first place. Otherwise, I haven’t been too bad except the time I took even a sip of tap water in Mexico City. That was a very bad idea.

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

EL CHORRO!

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sickest I've ever been was in Tijuana

Mission trip. Pouring rain. Helping push cars up the hill outside the church we stayed at. One fishtailed, we got mud in our mouths. Mud that was composed of dead dogs, diapers, and even scarier things. I passed out something like 20 times, lost 10 pounds in one day of puking, and couldn’t go to school for a week because I couldn’t walk. Good times!

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you implying, old man?!

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing. Really. I'm sure you're in fine fighting trim.

But the women in my life have always seemed to want to lose 10 pounds, even if (in my opinion) this would turn them into borderline anorexics.

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by benzduck on Oct 4, 2011 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

All right, all right.

The only problem is that I was still in high school, when I didn’t need to. Now, I could stand a nice week-long illness, but I’m immune, dangit!

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is absolutely sickening.

I can only imagine.

My experience in Tijuana was much better. Lots of delicious churros.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the plus side, I'm now immune to like 10 forms of Montezuma's Revenge!

I’ve been in Mexico every spring break since then, and not a hint of sickness. Of course, that may have something to do with us going to the desert and not The Land That Cleanliness Forgot now.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazatlan for me

don’t EVER, EVER eat the sushi there.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why in the world did you have to learn that lesson the hard way?!

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mexican Sushi?

You knowingly consumer raw seafood in Mexico (albeit a rather well developed region of Mexico)?

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was street food

and it involved spicy food contests.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck were you thinking?

Do you mean ceviche? Cuz that is delicious and totally acceptable to eat in Mexico. Actual Mexican Sushi? Why not eat some beef tartat in Nigeria and see how it goes for you

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't know about Nigerian street food

But Ugandan street food is AMAZING. Okay, all the food was amazing. I miss Uganda…

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. Ceviche.

I figured sushi was a more apt term for the less-traveled around here.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ceviche makes so much more sense than sushi.

Is ceviche cooked, though? I thought it was cooked in lime juice. Or maybe it just soaks in lime juice.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sort of kind of cooked in lime juice (when prepared properly)

this stuff on the other hand…

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's totally different.

You’re not allowed to go to Mexico without trying ceviche. Or brain tacos. Oh man, those are NASTY. Not as bad as tripa, though. Death in a tortilla!

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The furthest I’ve ventured out are tacos de cachete (cow’s cheek). Que bueno.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife is a historian of Mexico

And I’ve been subjected to my share of head meat tacos while visiting the towns she studies. Mmmm….crunchy…..

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, this subthread is getting really gross

Eating diapers, crunchy brain, massive amounts of vomiting. Anybody want to talk about the benefits of the 3-4 defense against our spread offense? I need a change of subjects

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

None of this stuff we've been talking about,

is anywhere near as putrid as the offensive output in the Oregon/Cal game last season.

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by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, let's close out the gross thread with a story from Vietnam

I was hanging out with my soon to be wife’s Vietnamese guy friends. They were cool guys and loved to drink/serve rice wine so we got on well despite their poor English and my even crappier Vietnamese. We were having some wine and snacks at there when the one guy that speaks English well comes over and joins us. He says “By the way, don’t eat this snack in the middle, it isn’t for Americans”.
This statement is concerning to me as I’ve already eaten 3-4 of these tasty and meaty morsels to go with the wine. I say “Please, good sir, explain why these snacks are not fit for westerner consumption” to which he replies “These is grilled bull penis”
and I thank you….

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wah wah Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also not as offensive as the combo of listening to Huard and watching Stoops in the UA game

I need to re-watch some football. The first game hurts my heart and the second two were boring, so I’m left with that crappily dynamic duo. Siiiiigh.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, those are awesome.

Super tender meat. We always used to make the freshmen eat tripa, but the stands we frequent now don’t offer it. Pity.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the thing

Despite the possibility of getting sick, it’s always worth it to eat the street food. Unless you die, you forget about being sick and remember the awesomeness and the 99% of the time you didn’t get sick. And if you do die, you ain’t remembering it anyway

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, I got sick over 10 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

I’ve actually never gotten sick from the food, though. Again, probably because I’m immune to everything now.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agreed with eloomis until the Poc Chuc episode in Mexico

I ate every questionable thing in Cambodia and Vietnam I could get my hands on, and tolerated to mild illness. After the poc chuc incident I am a changed man.

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I constantly eat from street vendors in Mexico and have yet to get sick thankfully

However my less adventurous husband just watches me with horror in his eyes, and I won’t let my kids touch it. They can play the gastro version of russian roulette when they turn 18.

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by daisyduck on Oct 4, 2011 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia.

Hot as fuck, sick on some sort of food poisoning I couldn’t trace, unless it was all the random stray dogs I be-friended. Stomach knotted, dizzy and loopy for like three days. It was an interesting place to be fucked up because it is surreal on its own, salt flats left over from when the sea used to be there, white salt earth for miles with little “islands” of land and cacti popping out of it here and there.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, we really are a well-traveled group.

It’s kind of impressive, really.

I would definitely blame the dogs.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had a problem with 'em anywhere, but you're probably right.

I have no fear with water or food and usually get away with that too, so who knows.

I’m a fan of the stray dog, almost always polite but scrappy, savvy navigators of the population it depends on to somehow survive, knows just how to approach people. At least the ones which are still alive. Finds a few kind hearts somewhere in the neighborhood, amongst those who might kick or kill it. Just ready to love at all times, amazing spirit.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had a stomach of iron when I was young.

Nowadays, not so much. Even thinking about some of the…less than sterile food stalls from which I enjoyed the local fare makes me feel like I need to catch up on my correspondence on the throne.

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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was on the Salar de Uyuni

It was so cold I can’t see express it. I can see how it would be crazy hot in the right season though.

by eloomis20 on Oct 5, 2011 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chipotle.

From my experience with both, Chipotle seems less not-real-food.

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true.

It used to hold a majority share of the country, but they sold it a few years ago.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny.

Interestingly, I’m not sure if it’s an urban myth or real but I’ve heard McDonalds called the worlds largest private landowner because they don’t sell the land they put restaurants on to the franchisers, and real estate is as much a part of their worth as the actual food they sell.

Too lazy to verify it or not tho.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luis' Taqueria, Woodburn, Oregon

Conversation over.

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by David Piper on Oct 4, 2011 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll see your Luis' Taqueria

and raise you La Roquita in Philomath. Has a second location in Corvallis but I can’t vouch for it’s quality.

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

that people hammering the it’s v. its distinction actually makes it MORE likely to typo it up.

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Qdoba is more comparable to Taco Bell than Chipotle.

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by jtlight on Oct 4, 2011 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone here ever been

To costa vida? Best burritos on the planet.

by WeeJa on Oct 4, 2011 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Because this is actually Ducks related...

Maybe the best food I have ever had was from a taco truck in Modesto, CA, while bussing down to the Vegas Bowl. We found a string of mexican food carts on the other side of the train tracks from Taco Bell, where a bunch of families were eating at like 11:30 at night. Bought a plate full of tacos that were delicious beyond comprehension.

by omb on Oct 4, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lucky

My girlfriend and her family are from el salvador i get some of the best hispanic food pretty much everyday

by lostkauze on Oct 4, 2011 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the heck is a “Qdoba”?

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by Gorbachav5 on Oct 5, 2011 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible, terrible news.

One of our commitments has been declared Sanchez.

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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this mean he'll boink an underage girl before he enrolls?

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by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You won't get that lucky!

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by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 4, 2011 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, really?

Memo to self: Daughters not allowed to date football players.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might want to expand that field.

Both of my students who are currently pregnany were knocked up by non-football players. Probably best to just ban dating altogether.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, pregnant.

Took my contacts out too early, obviously.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were talking about a new profession, the pregnany.

She both has the kid and takes care of it for you, you don’t have to do anything.

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by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you could kind of argue that a lot of women held that profession for an awful lot of history

And still do in many places in the world.

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point in my life, I'm kind of the opposite of that profession

But hey, gotta remember the ladies. Unlike John Adams…

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by lovemyducks81 on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't a fan of them until I had daughter, but I'm rethinking the whole Arranged-Marriage thing.

First of all, I get to chose the husband. Big win there. Second, we skip the whole dating thing. No worries about diseases, early pregnancy, the heartbreaks, etc. Also a huge plus.

But the biggest reason, the bride price. I mean, someone is actually going to pay ME to take my kids out of the house? Ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Thailand.

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by Matt Daddy on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picture Response A

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 5, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you're the parent of the class of...I'm going with 2018 and 2019 (I met your daughters for like 5 minutes)

that will chaperone all of their high school dances.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly what are you saying?

Be very careful with your answer young man. I take full advantage of my 2nd amendment rights.

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Oct 5, 2011 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Picture response B

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 5, 2011 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Attempted-humor-axemen was right?

I, dont even know what to say.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's just uncanny, he's an irony machine.

Which is exactly how I know he’s a Russian or Al Quaeda spy.

I’m telling you people, he’s trying to destroy ATQ from the inside.

Euler's #1 fan

by Bill Musgrave on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spare only the good ones, Bill.

Your collarbone was a bad seed. In soviet russia, dreams crush you!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Oct 4, 2011 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't this really fall into the ol' player must be compared to player of the same race trap?

Of course he’s compared to Sanchez! Latino QBs, are they white, are they black, who can we compare them to!!! Sanchez was sui generis!!! But now, Rodrigues can be the next Sanchez!

by eloomis20 on Oct 4, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still dont understand why Rivals lists him as a pro-style QB.

He ran all over the place his junior year.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this calls for a thatsracist.gif

The only guy they can compare him to is Sanchez and he happens to also have a ez phoneme at the end of his name? People are funny

by OregonNYC on Oct 4, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a stigma that Latinos are slow or fast?

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Judhing by children's cartoons,

SPEEDY GONZALEZ! CORRE RAPIDO!

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then you look at Carlos Mencia...

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Usain Bolt is really fast,

But I’m sure that there are plenty of slow Jamaicans.

Zach Maynard, how about a night to remember at Autzen?

by CaDuck on Oct 4, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd just like to go ahead and throw this out:

I always think you’re cougfan/Brian Floyd commenting since you changed your profile picture. I think it’s the chinstrap.

"And like lambs to the slaughter, the Braves take the field."- Skip Caray

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Oct 4, 2011 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahahaha! Gotta love us some Asper:

Asper’s response: “We’re not the ones who fake injuries, moron.”

Linky

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 4, 2011 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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