Postgame Thread: Oregon whocaresLaMichaelishurt, Cal 15
by Takimoto on Oct 6, 2011 10:18 PM PDT
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LMJ is the toughest guy I've ever seen play in an Oregon uniform
Thought there was no one tougher than J-Stew, I was wrong.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I could have sworn
I saw a broken arm on that replay in the stadium. Girls screamed when they saw his arm bending the wrong way and someone said they saw a bone (which I did not). I could have sworn when I left the stadium that he was out for the year. So glad to hear him on the radio when I got back to my car downtown an hour later.
That dude is amazing.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Oct 6, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, I did too. I cringed in the same way I did for Tim Krumrie all those years ago
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
by Gekko Mojo on Oct 7, 2011 5:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
IF ONLY MY BONER JOKES WERE FUNNIER THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAPPEN
Now with mustache guarantee!
LMJ not good with jokes
Joke: Pull my finger LMJ: Pull my elbow
Just doesn’t work
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
Lame
43 points scored by the Ducks were fewest at Autzen since 37-33 win in 2009 vs. Oregon State #goducks
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
On the east coast and going to bed, saw post game thread after posting to second half thread.
But, LaMicheal. Hope it wasn’t as bad as it looked. Get well soon.
Bartender: “So was he like, ‘The Guy’?”
Me: “There are three people here in jerseys tonight – all are #21. Yeah, he was ‘The Guy’.”
#lamike #goducks
Now it's time for the easiest part of any coaches job. The cuts. And although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you.
Very glad to hear that LMJ said he'd be fine and back this year
Dislocated elbow only doesn’t sound bad…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I think he's possibly back for the WSU or UW game
God how awesome would that be.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Was thy the diagnosis? Missed it.
Damn, my eyeball tastes good.
@chrislandon
by Gekko Mojo on Oct 7, 2011 5:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
It is if LMJ is to be believed about the situation.
I’m not sure why he’d lie about it, but I’ll still be nervous until I see him on the field again.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Oct 7, 2011 7:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Moseley said two - four weeks for dislocated elbows...
in his comment thread.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
LMJ did this to himself
“The doctor will reduce (put back in place) your elbow by pulling down on your wrist and levering your elbow back into place. This is very painful, so powerful medications for pain may be given before reduction.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The football equivalent of 127 Hours has been performed, ladies and gentlemen.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
More from WebMD
Generally, this injury heals well. After watching closely for 3-5 days, the bone doctor will have you begin gentle movement exercises of your elbow. Usually, recovery occurs without any lasting effects.
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/elbow-dislocation?page=2
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Warrior.
I’m totally running with this. Shirts anyone?
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
LaMike on the front.
Warrior on the back. Or vice versa
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Can't use his name or likeness till he's in the NFL.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys. You're forgetting the one good thing from tonight.
LaMichael is now 5th all time in Pac-12 rushing…IN FRONT OF ALL WASHINGTON RB’S.
HE IS THE GREATEST. HE WILL BE BACK.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 6, 2011 10:31 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Did anyone else notice the graphic said he played for the fusk.
Someone needs to write a very angry letter.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
DESTROY U$C.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 6, 2011 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Napoleon Kauffman - Oregon, what the hell was that all about???
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
I don't belive it.
I listened to him address the media post-game (first good sign).
2nd good sign, he’s upbeat
3rd good sign. he laughs.
I mean, holy shit. We all saw that. His elbow went inside, his ball joint went outside. Still. Holy mother of god. He popped it in himself. No fracture. No ligament tears. He should be back by WSU or UW if all indications hold. Holy christ monkey balls.
I don’t think you guys understand. I’m rarely speechless (As you know). I was a blubbering idiot “Wha…bu…bu…wha….” all the way home.
Also, CK just lost his big balls trophy.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If he plays next week, and still isn't near the top of the Heisman lists...
Wayne Grady’s gonna have to choke a bitch.
This is all your fault damnit.
With all that praise juju bullshit pregame.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 6, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck off
this is you guys telling Juju to fuck off. It’s like the egyptian plagues. Next time, there won’t be a gigantic sigh of relief.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That looked horrible
Great if he is back soon without lasting effects. I was half-expecting them needing to amputate after that injury :-x
Hope for a speedy recovery :)
LMJ SAYS
I’m GOOD!
You’ll see me again in an Oregon uniform this season.
He’s answering questions now.
Negative x-rays. Will just be on medicine and I’ll be back!
Boom goes the dynamite
Wha....Wha...Bu......
Elbow -——>
Elbow Joint <—————
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's what he said right
I don’t do well on medicine so I’ll just tough it out.
Boom goes the dynamite
LMJ
Look we’re all adults here so I think we can agree that it was probably a bad idea to post a bunch of “fuck juju”s immediately prior to anything ever. It’s a little bit like living next to a volcano. Sometimes you sacrifice your virgin daughter just like you’re supposed to and fuck, village still covered in giant d tackles. But you know what? Them’s the breaks when you worship an angry volcano god of fire and wrath and et cetera. And you know what else? You’re still alive and kicking and he knows where you (used to) live and if there isn’t another god damned virgin there next year on his birthday some poor fool’s elbow is getting broken.
What I’m saying is that we should heed the warnings we’re given. So LMJ’s elbow doesn’t end up here. 
by builds character on Oct 6, 2011 10:35 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
That title is the reason I love ATQ.
Because it’s exactly how I felt. Now I just want to smack him for scaring me like that. And then give him a whole plate of cookies and put him to bed.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
Easy fellers
Negative stays are nice
Negative MRI nicer.
by doomsdaymachine on Oct 6, 2011 10:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yup.
Still possible ligament damage. My guess is that he’s had local anesthesia (and maybe a Lorcet which might explain the sunny disposition at the presser).
It’s going to hurt like hell tomorrow morning.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Well yes, Dislocations hurt.
But still, it’s doable. and he’s as tough as they come. Have to wait for the MRI though.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You know
Joey Harrington is Oregon’s comeback kid but LMJ is Oregon’s warrior.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Oct 6, 2011 10:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Erm
Lemichael James is trending on twitter. Anyone see the issue here?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They used to mis-spell a certain former NFL QB who never want to retire's name
A lot.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm gonna start breaking ATQ language guidlines the next time someone says that.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Is that enough to get you banned?
cause FUCK JUJU!
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been thinking, who is the Mt. Rushmore of Oregon Football?
any suggestions Benz?
My 4 Would be Joey, LMJ, Wheaton, and Fouts.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 6, 2011 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
Have to think about that
First 2 for sure. Fouts? Only one winning season, as a soph, and he wasn’t the starter most of that year. Wheaton? One tremendous play that changed everything; maybe.
I’ll have to think about the 4th. Van Brocklin comes to mind, but you’d have to be explaining who the hell that guy was to anyone who visited the monument.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Ngata bro, Ngata
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Oct 6, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
J-Stew? Droughns?
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Ngata
Best defensive player in school history, has to be on there.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hard to choose one.
Norm Van Brocklin.
Mel Renfro.
Bobby Moore.
Go back far enough, Johnny Kitzmiller.
They all were standouts on teams that actually won a lot. (OK, Moore was barely over .500, but it wasn’t his fault).
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I was choosing mine in comparison to the real Rushmore.
Which is Lincoln, Washington, T. Roosevelt, and Jefferson.
Harrington is our Lincoln, bringing Oregon Football into what it is today.
Fouts is our Washington, there in the very beginning
Wheaton is our Roosevelt, in that he is defined by one thing
LMJ is our Jefferson, in that he is underrated by many but a true great.
And yes, I’m simultaneously doing US Government homework right now.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on.
You ask any single person who the greatest president of all time is and not a single one says Jefferson. Yet he is at least top 5. I’d say this makes him underrated.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Oct 6, 2011 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?!?
As a President, Jefferson was average at best.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
He wrote the fucking Declaration of Independence!
Are you serious?
Gerald Ford was average at best. Thomas Jefferson was a Top 5 President.
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Correct....
He didn’t write the DOI as President…..and yes, he was an “average” President. As a writer of inflammatory, anti-monarchist propaganda, he is top-notch.
No, Jeff was not Top 5 material….not even close.
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
He did buy half the county for a pack of smokes and shot of whisky. Not too shabby. It wasn’t his fault it is the most annoying part of the country.
by DCDuck on Oct 7, 2011 5:00 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mixed bag.
Although around here the Looziana Purchase is questionable at best.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 7, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Too Bad Taft isn't there.
Fatty Fat LMJ would have related best to the only president that was so fat he got stuck in the bath.
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by Quack Addict on Oct 7, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Taft is awesome.
Only person to ever be President and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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Taft? get serious....
One term President whose most serious flaw is that he was defeated by the closet racist Woodrow Wilson, a weak milquetoast in his own right….
If you are a good President, how do you lose to Wilson?
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
Being a good President has nothing to do with winning an election...
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They Might be Giants wrote a song about James K Polk, he must be the best.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 7, 2011 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Definitely not Constantinople
Yeah I wanted the manager job, but I got something much better...this soda. This is mine. -Darryl Philbin
by Babablockhead on Oct 7, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
How do you lose to Wilson in 1912?
Have TR split the Republican Party in two because they didn’t nominate him, that’s how. A united Republican party trounces Wilson.
by eloomis20 on Oct 7, 2011 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OK....good point
I’ll reformulate.
If you are a good President, why does TR split your party causing you to lose to Wilson?
Better?
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
TR had chunks of guys like Taft in his stool.
TR didn’t split the party, he grabbed it by the ankles and ripped it in half.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 7, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
/sinatragroup'd
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 7, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a contrarian.
And I have a soft spot for polymaths.
To me, his understanding of the importance of continental domination >>> a few foreign policy snafus.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
See Jefferson almost blew the Louisiana Purchase
He considered rejecting Napoleon’s offer because he didn’t think he had the constitutional authority to make the purchase. Once he got the land he did know what to do with it, but his vision of the presidency was not really very functional.
And the Embargo wasn’t just a foreign policy snafu, it crippled the American economy. It literally destroyed the American economy for over a year.
I'd like you guys to discuss Chester A Arthur now.
Feels like the most incognito president to me, and Sporcle would statistically back this up pretty well, 2nd least correctly answered to Rutherford B Hayes.
Let the great Arthur v Hayes debate begin.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 7, 2011 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
He did generate some policy changes if I recall correctly.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 8, 2011 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Jefferson was actually a very poor president
Great man, but his actual presidency was pretty not great. The Embargo of 1807-08 was probably the single worst policy decision made in the nation’s history.
If you’re going to go off of why everyone was picked for Rushmore, you’ll have to put the faces of the four players that are best attributed to expanding Oregon football nationally.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
The presidents on the Rushmore are the 4 most “expansionist” presidents.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Ngata walked about two feet from us during pregame
I was too star-struck to do anything other than stare without looking like I was staring, but HOLY CRAP THAT GUY IS GINORMOUS. Just shockingly ginormous.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 7, 2011 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions
He's the biggest Duck I've ever seen in person.
I was in the OMB, in the West Tunnel for his senior season. He was absolutely massive back then, and he’s even bigger now.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I worked at the cafeteria at the UI during the summer before my senior year, and we would feed the football players in the mornings. I remember Ngata because after he rolled through the buffet line, everything would need to be replaced. The man ate omelets that were bigger than my head.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Herman Ho Ching, Onterrio Smith, Jeremiah Masoli, Jamere Holland.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Oct 6, 2011 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's Mt. Hashmore
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 6, 2011 11:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions 9 recs
I think HRD is onto something....
You can’t argue with the truth…
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
That was the point
hence the rec for him.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Holy shit that looked nasty
Almost broke my computer slamming fist against it when he went down.
Great to see he’s in good spirits and it’s not as bad as it looked.
Unbelievable toughness.
"We’re going to be a tough, rugged football team that walks with a swagger and plays the way the Raiders used to play." Hue Jackson
by Ozraider on Oct 6, 2011 10:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LaMichael James is an absolute badass.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Oct 6, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
Thank God Fatty is ok!
My daughter was crying when he got hurt. She was scared for him…
“Dad, is Mr. James gonna be ok?”
“Yes, honey – LaMike will be fine. You don’t have to cry.”
“But I love him so much, daddy…”
"The odds of John Berkowitz opening his mouth and not spewing shit are the same as Paula Abdul saying something intelligent - nada."
PBJ
by LittleduckBigduck on Oct 6, 2011 10:44 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs
Round of applause for the little one.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
How did he get his elbow popped in through all the fat?
/toosoon?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
REC THIS SHIT
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That's awesome
"We’re going to be a tough, rugged football team that walks with a swagger and plays the way the Raiders used to play." Hue Jackson
by Ozraider on Oct 6, 2011 11:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LMJ on first thoughts when he got hurt
“Ouch….Owie…You want three? It hurts.”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
LMJ's is college FB's Chuck Norris
Clearly.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm going to go back now and look at your reactions when he got hurt
nobody jumped off a bridge, right?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Or at least the MRI
Its not the worst case scenario though, that’s something.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I can't have been the only one that thought "career ender"
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I thought "season ender".
Though I never thought he wouldn’t ever play football again.
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Yeah I thought worst case broken arm
See you in the NFL.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
this
A arm injury is significantly less carrier threatening than a leg injury. You always wonder and worry about a leg injury.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Oct 6, 2011 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I was scrolling through the thread after the game
and I knew at exactly what point LMJ went down. Lots of words my grandmother wouldn’t want to read/hear.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Oct 6, 2011 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My nephew is the biggest LMJ out there. He’s 6 years old. After LMJ got hurt – he cried. Then he asked for a #6 jersey. I laughed and explained they don’t make them yet. Then he asked for a long white sock he could pretend was a cast to wear on his arm w his #21 jersey.
He’s a blazer fan – he copes w injuries better than me.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Oct 6, 2011 10:51 PM PDT via iPhone app reply actions 7 recs
May I say
that Darron made some fantastic throws today, especially two of DAT’s touchdowns
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 6, 2011 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
He also made
some really terrible throws that were no where near a receiver like the interception.
But may I say
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO PAID OFF THE EFFIN REFS? I could swear we were playing 12 men down there with the way this game was officiated.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Oct 6, 2011 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
DAT is a MAN!
"We’re going to be a tough, rugged football team that walks with a swagger and plays the way the Raiders used to play." Hue Jackson
by Ozraider on Oct 6, 2011 11:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Darron in the post game interview went 3rd person
“Darron made a bad play” said Darron Thomas.
Anyone else see that? I laughed.
Ok. Now that we know LMJ isn't an amputee, here are some other less heart-stopping topics
De’Anthony Thomas had 3 stellar TDs tonight.
Huff is back.
Our receivers learned how to block.
At one point, there were 3 freshman on the offensive line.
The team bouncing back as a whole
DT bouncing back.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
There was a reason the students chanted "We-Want-Cliff...We-Want-Cliff"
every time Keenan Allen broke triple coverage.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Cliff has apparenlty not been practicing well
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I ken dig it....
You said it….when the cameras focused on Barner and the lamentators were talking about how he could start for many teams…and DAT had 3 TD’s…I’m in agreement….
As I said at half time….just watch…..we cream them in the second half….
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
Chip is killing in his presser
He hung out with DAT. He says “imagine if he had a real coach coaching him..” (as opposed to CK who was sitting in as position coach.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
The postgame podcast is still going strong! Call in!
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How dickish are fBSU fans?
dubjan23 janice morin
things i love: LaMichael James dislocating his elbow or whatever – bye bye heisman! #KellenForHeisman
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Classy. Real Classy.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Oct 6, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
the only BSU injury I would laugh at
would be if Kellen Moore broke his big ol teeth
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Oct 6, 2011 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So she's saying the only way Kellen Moore can win a Heisman, is for someone to get hurt?
Sounds like Kellen Moore isn’t very good.
/twitterlogicfail
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
nice
"We’re going to be a tough, rugged football team that walks with a swagger and plays the way the Raiders used to play." Hue Jackson
Thats the FBSU Mantra
They can’t get anywhere on the their own, their accomplishments are only as great as their competitions downfalls.
by Pelhament on Oct 7, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMJ right now again on Talking Ducks Comcast
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
First off I am an awful human being but
I was just thinking, now that LMJ appears to be kinda ok, but it would have been funny if LaMike had two girlfriends and both of them ran onto the field after the injury and once they realized who each other were started fightin’.
And then his mom could break it up
Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
by Im Chris Hansen on Oct 6, 2011 11:18 PM PDT reply actions
You're not an awful human being.
Just apparently 13.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Oct 7, 2011 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the entire student section almost puked when they replayed that.
I am so, so, so, so, SO, SO, SO glad that wasn’t the horrifying fracture it looked like it could have been.
"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall
Except for the dumbasses who were cheering when they got on DuckVision.
That was ridiculous.
I cried. Not sobbed, but teared up. And I’m not ashamed to admit it!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 7, 2011 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions
The reports of NO CRYING were, in the end, incorrect.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 7, 2011 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions
True that.
I definitely wasn’t the only one, either.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 7, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I was so pissed at those idiots on Duckvision
LMJ is writhing on the ground in pain, the season is flashing before our eyes, and they are jumping up and laughing as if nothing has happened. I wanted to punch every one of them.
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Exactly.
I left after they took him off to call my dad and see if they knew anything from TV, and there were a bunch of people just laughing and walking away. I wanted to punch every damn one of them. Did it seem like the student section was much stupider than usual last night? You sort of have to wait for the other have to yell “Ducks” before you yell “Go” again, dumbasses.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 7, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I shoved one.
probably shouldn’t have done that.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
as for the article above...
this describes the situation nicely
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Oct 6, 2011 11:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WHY. THE FUCK. WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY EYEBALLS?!
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
by Brass-billed on Oct 6, 2011 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you didn't listen...
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Oct 6, 2011 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
plastic-man
The pertinent film skipped the most meaningful frames here in E.TN (on dish). It went from the first ground impact to what looked like 40 degrees beyond natural. I started to thinking of SEC conspiracy scenarios. I’m hoping that what I saw was exaggerated by the video lapse, because it was gruesome from the perspective I suffered. The presser gave me new hope. We can at least be confident that it wasn’t a break, and if anyone can come back from this, its LMJ… carved out of wood.
by NathanBedfordQuack on Oct 6, 2011 11:43 PM PDT reply actions
When you guys do a screencap,
where do you upload it to then post on the threads here?
I have a Flickr account
but any photo site will work: photobucket, smugmug, etc…
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
if it's a picture i want to be able to post again later
I upload it to my photobucket acct. If it’s a one time thing, it’s easier to upload to the general imageshack upload.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Oct 6, 2011 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
MAMBA 4 HEISMAN!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I had a work social this afternoon
It started right at the start of the second half. I was relieved to finally be able to put my gameday shirt on.
From the moment that shirt went on: Oregon 29 – Cal 0.
The negative was following along on gamecast on my phone. When I saw how long it was taking to move on from 2nd and 3 I was shitting bricks. Once I saw the post game story, that was only confirmed.
Coming to this thread has calmed me.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Oct 7, 2011 12:22 AM PDT reply actions
wow
i really do not want to go to class tomorrow
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 7, 2011 12:35 AM PDT reply actions
It's Friday.
It’s your fault for scheduling class in the first place.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
im sorry
put myself before the team
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 7, 2011 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I was excited when we got our 1L law school schedules to see that we had Friday totally off.
Until I found out what law students do with their “free” fridays…
as an Arch. student
I can completely relate
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 7, 2011 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Good lord.
As an undergrad, right? My Arch friends didn’t live in their apartments or houses so much as store their long-term shit there and come back for a proper shower every fortnight or so.
by omb on Oct 7, 2011 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh yeah
my first studio class was a wake-up call
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 7, 2011 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Or a be-awake-at-all-times call
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 7, 2011 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Lawrence Hall...
I know a few who actually tried to live at Lawrence when they had studio, using their cars as a closet……
Good times….
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
As a licensed Architect I pity you....
UO’s program is top notch but there are absolutely no jobs in the profession. None. Period.
75% of my friends and colleagues are unemployed and many have left the profession forever.
My last firm, 150 people in two offices, is barely hanging on with 30 core staff…..
My advice? Find a new career path, seriously, your future will be much better.
I mean this very sincerely…..
"Trick or Treat is not just some remark you chant idly like the Lord's Prayer, it's a social contract."
-Bart Simpson
wow
thanks for the advice.
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Oct 7, 2011 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
Don’t go into medicine.
Or business. Or education. Or sales. Or any of the trades. Or real estate. Or management. Definitely don’t go into IT. Don’t even think about law. Agriculture is dead, too. Allied sciences, out. Avoid the insurance industry like the plague. Food service? Don’t fucking fool yourself. Engineers are miserable. Entertainment and sports, you have no chance, honestly. Travel, nope. Truck driving, no.
What’s architecture like?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 7, 2011 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Only good job out there right now?
Politician.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
THREE INVISIBLE DICKS
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 7, 2011 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would be a terrible politician.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Because your three dicks are visible?
I don’t get it.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 8, 2011 6:33 AM PDT up reply actions
He did not list manicurist, manicurist is still all good.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Oct 8, 2011 6:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Watched the game at Big Al's in Beaverton
Place was totally amped until youknowwhat happened… From that point on, all of the energy was completely sucked out of the building. I really hope LaMike is as okay as everything seems to be indicating. Not just as an Oregon fan, but as a human-being, I hope he’s 100% A-Okay as soon as possible. Thoughts and prayers are with him!
That being said, it was nice to see the old “2nd half comes and we’re gonna kick your ass” theme come back. There’s a lot of positive to take from the game, and a whole lot of learning points as well. DAT is going to be CRAZY good, sooner rather than later. KJB had a great break-away TD. Huff finally flashed some of his explosiveness. DT connected on some tough passes. All good signs. It’s awesome to see continuous improvement out of this team.
GO DUCKS!
Have to teach in a few hours, but decided to watch LMJ's interview before finally sacking out
My lord, he is just PRECIOUS. I can’t believe he’s just sitting there all chipper and Little Mr. Sunshine after I could’ve sworn I saw his arm rendered completely unusable for now and ever more. Also, he and Kenjon have to have the best bromance of all time. And now I can have good dreams of shutting Cal out in the second and DeAnthony being DeAnthony instead of sad LaMichael screaming dreams. Whew.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 7, 2011 2:27 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
What is this I don't even.
Gosh I have new respect for LMJ. I already liked him because he seemed like a nice guy, was proud of his dedication to academics as a way to overcome adversity, and was in awe of his talent on the field. But I don’t think I realized quite how tough this dude really was.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Oct 7, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
QUIT TRIPPIN
Quite TRIPPING BALLS. He Was GOING to get injured the way the DUCKS ride LMJ, it will be fine, he will come back and in the meantime we have two stud RBs Kenjon and DeAnthony
Quit
Trippin
BALLS
Sadly Chips balls are so big he trips on them all the time!
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
Exhale.
That is good to see him smiling.
From now on all Chuck Norris jokes will become obsolete!
LMJs’s tears cure every disease known to man. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!
They have the whole thing on goducks.com
I think I feel like a parent whose kid was in a car accident. At first, you’re so relieved that they’re okay that you just want to hug and kiss them. Then you want to kill them for scaring you like that.
It all feels like a surreal, horrifying dream now, although that may be the two hours of sleep affecting my perception. Ugh, it’s going to be a hellaciously long day.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Oct 7, 2011 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Thoughts on LMJ
I saw the injury and thought… oh F@$%!! Here we go again.
I think he will be out next game but come back the weekend after. Really impressive young man.
We are lucky to have Tra, DAT, Barner to back us up. But LM is a really special type of running back.
Go Ducks!
ssshhh....
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