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Today's theme: Apparently the huskies are not completely terrible.  Here's your Tuesday version of Hate-week quack. 

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Artis had originally been a UCLA commit and also had offers from the likes of Kansas, Memphis, Arizona and St. John’s.

Unreal

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 7:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Its nice to have a guy

who can both recruit and coach for a change.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly … if we can start to get recruits from those schools listed above, maybe we’ll become a contender

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE ERNIE KENT

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

HIRE ERNIE KENT FOR CONCESSIONS

…AND THEN FIRE HIM AGAIN

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

We badly needed a point guard this recruiting cycle – snagging the top rated uncommitted one is quite the feat. It doesn’t hurt that he grew up w Jabari Brown and played on the powerhouse Oakland Soldiers AAU squad and is going to Findley Prep for his senior year. Those are 2 pipelines that can lead to many more relationships and recruits.

On a related note, college basketball recruiting/AAU leaves a nauseating feeling in me. Ugh.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 7:48 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I’m just glad our football team doesn’t have to delve into those relationships…

Oh, wait.

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by jtlight on Nov 1, 2011 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised that every player that goes to the big aau tournaments isn’t ruled ineligible. Isn’t that what the NCAA is trying to do w the 7-on-7 camps for football?

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 8:11 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I saw that and almost choked on my soda

Unbelievable what Altman has done in just a year.

Quack Quack Bitches!

by Quack Addict on Nov 1, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

BONUS DID YOU KNOW?

It’s been seven years to the day today, and I can’t believe I almost completely missed that.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

and DEEERRRRP

It’s been EIGHT years to the day. Excuse me while I finish my coffee.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I had two trick or treaters dressed as oregon cheerleaders last night

I made them say “huck the fuskies” before i gave them candy.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Phrasing?

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

"huck the fuskies"

I wasn’t going to made kids swear. Though I probably didn’t have to worry about offending the parents because they were merely watching from the car.

If you’re going to let your kids get all that candy, at least make them walk around to get it. Sheesh.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

We walked around for about 45 minutes, until my two year old was worn out and asked to be carried home, where he promptly gorged himself on three peanut butter cups.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had less kids than ever

So I threw mini Snicker bars to the parents waiting down on the sidewalk for the last hour of the event…

Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...

by Fishdude on Nov 1, 2011 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

we had a lot of kids

I went through a couple bags of candy, but I was giving every kid a couple of pieces.

It was really noticable when I took my kids out, though, that only one out of every three or four houses had lights on.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

In SoCall where I live, we haven’t gotten trick or treaters in 4 years. Not one. All the parents take their kids to church, school or community events. Its sad really.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Nov 1, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what Halloween is about.

Part of what I loved as a kid about Halloween was that it was the one night a year, where at the age of 8, 9, 10, 11-ish we could all be out well after dark without a parent with us…..

As a kid, being out later than normal and going door to door in the dark absolutely makes the holiday what it is.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can blame the media

for the sensationalization of this whole “to catch a predator” crap. It totally fed the fears of the hypersensitive types who didn’t want their kids going from door to door when it’s dark. Now, I freely admit that my tune might change if I were to ever have kids, but, yes, I agree with you: The entire fun of Halloween as a kid was being out late.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

or the whole “OMG poisioned candy” crap that in reality never happens. I read yesterday that some parents have their candy xrayed.

Parents have ruined halloween.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I remember when I was a kid my parents just laughed at the whole "razor blades in apples’ and poison candy urban legends. Also, maybe I’m just forgetting, but costumes sure do suck now. Everything is pre-packaged and unoriginal now. Sad.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife and I make our costumes every year.

It is so much more enjoyable. This year we dressed our 6 month ol daughter up as a cupcake and we where the bakers. My wife deserves all the credit, she is really good with felt and a glue gun.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’ve done a little bit of both, but this year we went the prepackaged route, mainly because we found the costumes cheap at Costco. I do like the do-it-yourself routine, but I am terrible at crafty things like that, and my wife wasn’t feeling up to it this year.

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling we will eventually go this route.

Having only one kid makes it pretty easy. As we start to pop more out things will probably change.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, with three kids under 6, you’ve either got a good idea that will work as something cool for all three, or you got nothin’. We went the lazy route, but I don’t regret it. It meant we didn’t have to worry about it.

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We have dogs.

In lieu of torturing them with costumes I just give ’em their end-of-summer baths so they look like different dogs.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to make my kids costumes,

I even did an Ewok costume one year…no it wasn’t for MCD.

by MCD Mom on Nov 1, 2011 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What DID you dress MCD up as

when he was, say, 4 or 5 years old??

/pleasepleasepleasetellus

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first one was cool,

I made a devil costume. Had a tail and horns.

by MCD Mom on Nov 1, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

With two boys of my own

I know that was likely appropriate!
But you never dressed him up as, say, a ladybug or cute little pumpkin with pictures to prove it?

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah,

just cool stuff. Back when he and his brother were young enough I would sew their clothes too. That was back when they were all wearing muscle pants, those were simple to sew.

by MCD Mom on Nov 1, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sorry, but he got fired, like, a month ago. Arizona has a new coach now.

by JonathanPDX on Nov 1, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, what’s wrong?? Your mom and I are having a perfectly nice conversation here. Don’t you have somewhere else you need to be? Shoo.

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ewok she made for my brother was awesome. She had mad sewing skills. When I started seeing the first FlexFit hats I immediately thought of how my mom missed out on her million$. She used to take the stupid snap back thing out of my baseball hats and sex elastic in instead. This was back in the mid-eighties! She sewed up the sleeves on my 2001 Joey Harrington Jersey back in 2001 as well. Mad skills on the sewing machine!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looksatkeyboard

/mimesgoingbetweena"w"and"x"

/callsbullshit

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

.

I give you props and you make fun of me.

IF I SPELLED CORRECTLY WOULD THAT MAKE YOU LOVE ME?
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I gave you a rec.

by MCD Mom on Nov 1, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of the funniest exchanges I've ever read

I’m dying with laughter right now

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by Matt Daddy on Nov 1, 2011 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, it's just one great family secrets session today on "Dr. ATQ"

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it was going great

UNTIL MCD HAD TO INTERRUPT THE WHOLE THING

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good ol’ sex elastic.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Nov 1, 2011 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this going to become a thing?

I feel like this is going to become a thing…

by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWDS

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

And I cannot understand why. Worried about predators? Walk around with your kids so they aren’t alone. Worried about razorblades in candy? Take a quick look at it and toss anything suspicious (there never is). Worried about creepy old ladies giving out poisoned candied apples? Don’t come to my house. Simple.

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, the whol x-raying candy thing is way over the top. And it’s come to the point where you can’t give out homemade stuff unless you absolutely know the family. Otherwise people will think it’s poison and throw it away.

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Homemade caramels? Nope. Parents won’t let their kids take it…so here, have some generic, every-day candy bar instead. No fun!

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife and I were given jello shots at a house last night, and we didn’t even think twice before downing them

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t either. And while I would certainly look closer at a homemade treat the kids might get, I’m not going to automatically toss it. Some parents look like you just gave them a dead animal if you hand their kids a bag of homemade cookies.

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree completely. SoCal is a weird place. In some ways i think parents have become paranoid down here. I live in a very good neighborhood, but even here you never see kids riding their bikes or roaming the neighborhood., Everything is structured (play dates). Things like Halloween have also become as much a social event for the parents as it is for the kids.Its very very sad really.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Nov 1, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I think

the slow death of trick or treating has more to do with a diminishing sense of neighborhood and community than anything else. Neighborhood relationships for the most part are not then same as they were in the 60’s or 70’s. I’m somewhat guilty of this myself…I only really know the neighbors on either side of me and those in the 3 houses across the street. I don’t know the people down the street. It wasn’t that way for the previous generation. When we were growning up, my folks knew EVERYONE on our street, and pretty much on the 3 or 4 streets around us.

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

True. My wife and i are the same way. The neighbors we do know, we are not near as social with as my parents were with our neighbors when i was growing up

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Nov 1, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair...

The only reason they knew everyone on the street was their constant "lawn vigilance’ right?

“GET OFF MY DAMNED LAWN, MYRTLE!” does not carry nearly the weight without adding their name.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Nov 1, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point...

There’s a Sociology paper in there somewhere. It is sad how neighborhoods aren’t the same. Also, as technology advances, more and more kids stay indoors. I mean I had a Sega Genesis when I was a kid, but I can’t think of single afternoon during the summer when I spent more time indoors with video games than I did outside playing baseball, football, basketball, capture the flag, or whatever.

Sigh. I miss my childhood.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Small towns FTW

Plenty of kids out in the Hood last night. Had our choice of neighborhoods. Downtown business association also does trick or treating, as do a couple local nursing facilities.

Previous years we’ve gone out in my in-laws’ NE PDX neighborhood, and there were plenty of kids and plenty of houses fully decorated, too.

So I guess it depends on where you go.

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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we went to Laurelhurst and there were quite a few kids out, and a couple houses giving out full-sized candybars

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The first dozen or so kids at our house get full-sized bars.

After that, the “valu-pak” variety. What, am I made of money?

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brooklyn streets were pretty busy with kids yesterday

things work a little differently here though as most people live in apt buildings with secure lobbies so if you don’t live in the building can’t go in. Kids and parents will go to the businesses on the commercial streets, all the small businesses have candy and treats.
For older kids there is the Village Zombie Parade

by OregonNYC on Nov 1, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

People are working to damn much to spend time in their yards anymore,

If people have yards, that is.

Growing up, my Dad worked, and my Mom stayed home with the kids. If you’re home with the kids you go crazy so you kick them out of the house to ride their bikes or whatever. Kids bring home friends and the Moms/Families meet that way.

Now, it’s drop the kids off at daycare and rush your ass to work. Pick up the kids, feed them dinner, spend the little time you have together as a family and do it all over the next day.

Having said that, we took our kids to a friend’s house (daycare buddies!) where we ate, drank, and took the kids trick or treating. They had a blast.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Nov 1, 2011 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is very true. There are select neighborhoods around here (in Orange County) where they still do a ton of things together, and these neighborhoods tend to go all out for Halloween, like they do for most holidays.

My neighborhood was dead. But part of that is that I live in a relatively poor area of Orange County (as compared to the rest of the county – not to SoCal as a whole), and there is a large language barrier. And it snowballs. Once a couple people in the neighborhood decide not to participate, other people decide it’s not important, and pretty soon only one in 6 houses has a pumpkin outside. It’s sad.

My wife and I are planning to take a Spanish program, though, so we can actually communicate with our neighbors. That might help a little bit.

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think the language thing is big where I am. My wife speaks Spanish perfectly. but they’re still wary of these white people talking to them.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

We had three groups...

My wife and I just moved to our neighborhood. so this was our first Halloween with trick or treaters…we had three big groups and that was it. Crickets from about 7:30 on (except for the requisite older kids just walking around looking for candy). I’m guessing most families in our area just went together as big groups.

It’s amazing to me how much Halloween has changed since I was a kid.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

My neighborhood is Halloween paradise

Every year I get something like 50 to 60 kids. Last year I had 80 and went through about 600 pieces of candy. This year was a down year. Only had about 50 kids and only went through about 400 pieces of candy. I overbought and have a ton left over. Parents will drive their kids to our neighborhood for trick or treating. My friends brought 8 of their kids over, parked in our drivewa,y and also trick or treated on my street.

Its ridiculous. The first year I lived in my current house I was woefully under-prepared and totally ran out of candy.

by NinjaDuck on Nov 1, 2011 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

When my friends and I tunred 12 we started to maximize our candy returns.

We would hit all the houses with the most decorations. After everything started to slow down we would change our mask and hit the same houses. At that point everyone wanted to just get rid of their candy. Three pillow cases full of candy a piece was our personnel record. I’m surprised I still have teeth

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I left a bucket of candy out so I could take my son trick or treating for the first time

He had a blast, dressed up as SpiderMan. He got a ton of candy and was for the most part very polite. (He got a little tired of formalities and on the last house and instead of saying Trick or Treat, he yelled I want Candy!) Anyways, when I got home 45 minutes later I found one piece of candy left in our bowl. I knew it would happen, but I was just hoping that the kids would be a little more respectful. Halloween Social Experiment failure!

by Pelhament on Nov 1, 2011 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

This happened at our house too. But we figure that if the kids don’t take it, we’ll be stuck with it. I’m sure several greedy kids took most of it, but they’re the ones who have to live with themselves…

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by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

was worth outlining some additional reasons why we should all hate them.

And I apologize for accidentally having capitalized husky in the midst of all those words.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

husky fans are delusional

One and a half years of mediocrity and they fawn over Pasadena. Its disgusting.

--Dave

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by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be so nice to squash their dreams of such this weekend....

I do think our players will look much more energized than last week, right out of the gate.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate your passion and the 'calm' way in which you write about it.

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by Famous Duck on Nov 1, 2011 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheers to this

I said this yesterday, but The Apple Cup in 2002 is the day I started to loathe the huskies.

Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!

by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd HARD

FUCK the juskies!! (I can’t even bring myself to spell it properly anymore…I’m fired up for this week)

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

juskies

I like that. Smooth and to the point.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

We can’t even be bothered to properly spell a bastardization of the fusfehkdies. (I’m going to just start mashing the keyboard when I type it from now on.)

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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"fuchskies"

Is how Lou Holtz would say it.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What was that Lou? Are you chewing three pieces of bubble gum right now?

No, you’re not. What’s that you say, Lou? That’s just how you talk.

Oh, you were trying to say FUCK THE HUSKIES! Now I get it.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope I’m wrong but I am starting to get the feeling that Bennett is going to be the starter. I’m still on DT’s side & I know Chip likes being secretive but I have a feeling that if DT was his guy he would of already said it

by The Legend on Nov 1, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Or CK would just be messing with the media, the fuskies, and us.

If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.

by DuckinNC on Nov 1, 2011 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have any proof of what CK dressed up for Halloween? I bet you $1 it was Bill Belicheck.

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by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's going to be DT

Chips just gaming everyone at this point.

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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT BUT C*NZ*NO SAYS BENNETT SHOULD BE STARTING

Clearly Chip needs to work on that whole media relationship thing.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the clown is an expert. He is the smartest man I know.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair (gag),

Clown DID say “if Thomas isn’t healthy.”

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously?If DT is injured, Bennett should be our starter? That’s what he said?

NO SHIT!

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said “if Thomas isn’t 100%”? I’m not just arguing semantics, I think there’s a big distinction there. From the 2 minutes I heard him talking during the commercial break of 1080, it sounded like he was saying that Darron must be 100%, meaning he must be able to not only keep the fuskies D honest in the zone read, but he must be able to break runs somewhere close to how well Bennett does. I disagree with this. I think BB has done a great job the past couple of games, and I’m excited about the future…but DT’s passing abilities are an enormous difference. As long as DT is healthy enough to keep the ball and get a few yards when the read-man chases LMJ instead of staying home, I personally want DT in there. However, if they can crash the read-man and not have to respect DT running, that’s another story, and I’m sure they will test that out early.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

What I heard

admittedly, I didn’t stick around to hear the whole thing, but he teased an interview with someone at around 5:30 yesterday by saying “This guy thinks Darron Thomas should start. I think Brian Bennett should start. Back after the break.” That’s about all I needed to hear. I switched to NPR.

He didn’t say “if he’s not 100%.” At least, not when I was listening.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

We’re in similar boats. I heard the last 10 seconds of a call and they were heading to break. Canzano said something like “I agree with that caller – he thinks Bennett should start if Darron Thomas isn’t 100%, and I think that’s dead on”. My immediate thought was, “well of course Canzano would be doing his show with a focus on blowing up the ‘controversy’, that’s right in his wheelhouse” and turned it back to 1080 and listened to some mortgage re-finance or mattress commercial. That’s what that show does to me a majority of the time – it takes me, a guy who channel surfs constantly to avoid commercials, and makes switch to a station that I know has commercials on because I’d rather listen to the commercials than listen to him stir the pot.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He started the game against WSU...

but clearly to knock the rust off. He is definitely going to start against UW.

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by BisonDucks on Nov 1, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Darron will start

Unless he’s hurt, he’ll start.

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by skywaker9 on Nov 1, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

quote from Sark in the RG this morning

"I think the world of Chip," Sarkisian said. "We’ve got a very good relationship. I communicate with Chip as much as any coach in our conference in or out of the season. I think he’s done a tremendous job at Oregon."

I’m sure this quote is more disturbing for UW fans than Duck fans.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 AM PDT via iPhone app reply actions  

While it makes me vomit a little..

I have a feeling fuskies will be showing up at his house with pitch forks.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Nov 1, 2011 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of all the coaches in the Pac...

Sark is one that I am completely ambivalent towards. The only thing that makes me sports-hate him is that he chose to coach the enemy.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he (so far) seems like a decent guy

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Coach Holt! Your defense sucks!

What?

They aren’t any good!

What?

They let Colorado score 24 points!

What?

Jim Abbott would be better at tackling!

What?

Madonna covered American Pie better than your DBs cover WRs!

What?

"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson

by GustyJ on Nov 1, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't think of a guy with no arms

But that guy would be a better tackler too

"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson

by GustyJ on Nov 1, 2011 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

ATTENTION hUSKY FANS: COME GET YOUR ANTI-HATE WEEK FODDER HERE.

Steve Sarkisian is a good coach. Anyone who says he isn’t is delusional.

Could he do some things better? Sure, starting with firing Nick Holt. Does the future hold continued upward momentum, or will he level out? Who knows. But look at the progress that u-dub has seen under just two years under him. It’s absolutely amazing.

I can’t even sports-hate him that much. He seems like a heck of a nice guy.

Fuck his team straight to hell, though.

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by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

O

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Nov 1, 2011 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know Lord Voldemort wore Zubaz.

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by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is part of the evil genius.

Trying to lull our team and fans into complacency by hiring someone who is nearly impossible to hate on his own merits, but who, unlike Willingham, can actually coach football.

Where’s the shielding felons? Where’s the slush-funding? Where’s the dancing on our field after a win? Where’s the smug condescension, even?

In sum… it’s a trap.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obligatory

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Death to Reasonability!

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spifflicated?

Compress the deceleratrix there, old codger, your perspicacity has befoozled me!

Also, I updated my post from yesterday to link to this awesome bit of hate history.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Beavis fans using chloroform!

by toucan on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eeew.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The connotations were much worse.

You could get tarred and feathered for doing that.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Sundodgers … weird, I had no idea

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we have this same argument over Quizz? The point of the game is to get and score not get first downs and get tackled more frequently.

Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton

by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 9:38 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Ugh..

The Quizz “debate.” That was infuriating.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah we had the same one over Quizz & the Fuskie fans will look more stupid then the Beaver fans

by The Legend on Nov 1, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Steve Kelley is Seattle’s worst sports columinst ever.

As a Duck living/working in Seattle, this whole Polk thing is so blown out of proportion. I realize they haven’t had anything to be pround of for years and years, but I’m so sick of hearing about how he got 100 YARDS RUSHING AND 100 YARDS RECIEVING.

by IslanderDuck on Nov 1, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember after last season, a husky fan coming on here and stating that Polk had more rush yards than LMJ … it took all of 1 minute to look up the stats and prove him wrong and all he had to say was something like “oh”

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that too

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Nov 1, 2011 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd just throw out LMJ's UA box score.

100 rushing AND 100 receiving? You don’t say. Now let me show you something really special…

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm writing my grammar midterm for my high school students...

so naturally all of the sentences they have to diagram are about how Oregon will once again beat washington.

"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden

by kolson82 on Nov 1, 2011 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what color

the endzones will be this week at husky stadium?

KU fans-how I hate thee!

by quack785 on Nov 1, 2011 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Touche'.

Seriously, though, interchangable endzones are kind of a cool idea. Too bad uw is the only school I know of that does it.

KU fans-how I hate thee!

by quack785 on Nov 1, 2011 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Nov 1, 2011 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

Jeremy Schapp should narrate that piece for a very special after school special.

Good luck to Dontae, but I don’t really care much anymore.

My parents believed in me.

by flyduckfly on Nov 1, 2011 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hee!

It’s all well and fine that he’s landed on his feet, but the fact he landed at a JuCo in San Diego creates more questions that it answers given that he supposedly left to “be closer to his family.”

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Remember last year, when there was a mild flame war between ATQ and TDP over whether it was ok to "speak ill of the dead" regarding Curtis Williams?

Remember how we were all a bunch of miscreants for refusing to put his transgressions aside because he essentially died on the field? Remember how we were horrible people?

Well apparently Pre either isn’t dead, or fuskies are hypocrites.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 11:10 AM PDT reply actions  

They're just being silly little children

Ignore them.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Nov 1, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

PS. I’m DVR’ing the UCL match, so no spoilers!

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

pay your rent, then.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. Wheaton Wave. EVER.

by JonathanPDX on Nov 1, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hereby reserve the right to subsitute

“SIX POINT GOAL, MALLARD NUMBER TWENTY” in all future Wheaton waves.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it's accompanied by ducreux, ill allow it.

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by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sent a chill down my spine when I found it last night...

For those of us who look wistfully upon the “good old days” (admittedly, not many on this site):

“Only one of the victims was a college player… Not a single life was lost, they say, in a game where a physician’s certificate was demanded before the game.. In most every case the victim did not suffer any length of time, some dying almost instatnly and others a few days after the accident. Two of the players suffered broken neck…”

Note that this was ten years after Teddy Roosevelt famously summoned the presidents of Harvard, Yale and Columbia to the White House and told them to clean up football or he would ban it. Maybe TR gets more credit than he deserves on this front.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Per Moseley...
DuckFootball Rob Moseley
Oregon CB Anthony Gildon said he expects to play this week after missing one game with an undisclosed injury

"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday

by BisonDucks on Nov 1, 2011 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we are just down our 5th string cb...

who’s court date isn’t until the 7th.

"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday

by BisonDucks on Nov 1, 2011 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh thank god.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sure hope that Gildon is good to go.

We cant afford to get beaten deep against UW, and Gildon is a definite step up from Troy Hill at this point in their careers.

As a whole, Gildon, Mitchell, Ekpre-Olomu, and Hill are a very solid CB group. If Cliff Harris had been in there at any point this season, the CB group would be insanely good.

Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12

by CaDuck on Nov 1, 2011 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm impressed (and a bit worried) about what Ekpre-Olomu has managed to do this season.

Last recruiting class, we looked stacked at DB. We weren’t taking just any CB’s, we were being choosy, and Ifo was good enough to get a nod at a non-need position. But with all that depth, it seemed like he would probably redshirt. Instead, he’s been a regular contributor on both ST and defense. Great for the kid, and the Ducks going forward, but it’s a little worrying with all the depth that it looked like we had preseason to have a true freshman get substantial time.

Something to think about – contrast our last true freshman contributor at CB, one Cliff Harris. Sure, Cliff got a late start, and flashed those amazing one of a kind ball skills. But as far as both substantial field time and solid, reliable cornerback skills, Ifo has probably already made a bigger impact as a freshman.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think about how good this secondary is going to be in 2013

if not 2012. The mind boggles.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just praying for a quiet offseason

And that our CBs will walk to Mickey D’s for McRibs.

by skyo12 on Nov 1, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the chances of us seeing better coverage from the safeties next year too

Patterson at rover along with Boyett/Dargan. We’ve got a lot of good DBs.

by KitIsh on Nov 1, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think Boyett jumps to the NFL?

Not saying it would be a good idea, but he might be thinking about it.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Boyett likes the special goodies that Eugene has to offer.

I doubt he goes anywhere where the green is less green before he has to.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boyett is a pothead?

I think that is what I got out of this, or something.

Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12

by CaDuck on Nov 1, 2011 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he probably gets a draft report done

then it depends on what round he grades out to. He’d probably be better to stay another year, but you never know. I’m not too concerned if he decides to leave.

by KitIsh on Nov 1, 2011 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have to laugh when I hear someone say the equivalent of

“Boise has more NFL talent than Oregon, " “Oregon wins without any NFL Talent,” or "only a couple kids on the Oregon roster are going to be drafted.

Off the top of my head: LaMichael James, Kenjon Barner, DeAnthony Thomas, David Paulson, Colt Lyerla, Darron Thomas, Josh Kaddu, Michael Clay, Cliff Harris (if he gets his act together), John Boyett, Dion Jordan, Carson York, Mark Asper. There are more. These are just guys that I’m at least 75% sure are going to get their name called.

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure Jordan will see the NFL

And Colt is way too early into his career to make such a statement. Not so sure on DT either. Though he is tall enough and probably has the arm strength for it.

Sorry to rain on the parade.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boyett will have been a three year starter and plays a pretty physical style.

If his expectation is to be drafted in round 4 or above he should go. I don’t see much additional development that can come from a 4th year that would outweigh the risk of injury.

Who needs normal sleep patterns?

by AcadianTraverse on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

contrast our last true freshman contributor at CB

I mostly remember Toby Gerhart carrying him and Boyett for like 30 yards

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

Gerhart carried our entire defense for 250 yards.

Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12

by CaDuck on Nov 1, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ifo has looked fantastic.

The only time he got “beat” by WSU’s receiver Jared Karstetter was on an obvious push-off that wasnt called.

Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12

by CaDuck on Nov 1, 2011 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always do, my friend.

Always do.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that redundant?

I thought “ESPN” and “Don’t read the comments” were synonymous?

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks...

I just had a pint of that.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Nov 1, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a close race between ESPN and and Youtube. Youtube comments are barely language.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Discovered such when I posted that nut-smash from the Illinois LB on Northwestern’s lineman a while back. I tried to moderate the comments, but gave up after a while.

People scare me sometimes.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!
AdamJude_RG Adam Jude
Chip Kelly, when asked about Pac-12 officiating: ’I’m not going there. I left my wallet in the other room.’

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

This is why CK is loved by Duck fans and reviled by everyone else. He is a total smart-ass.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im suprised nobody is reading into this more.

There have been some questionable calls at pivotal moments. Kiffin got screwed, Bennett’s fumble. It’s a conspiracy man.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm, an equally important part of the article says that Rice is "limping noticeably."

That’s a little scary. Maybe we’d better just not have to punt on any drives. Touchdowns all the way!

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Nov 1, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just received a customer email from DirecTV.

They have reached an agreement with Fox/NewsCorp. Good news for subscribers, but unsurprising.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, the pissing match is over. Completely predictable, given that this has happened every year for the last three years, it seems like.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew Luck better watch out, apparently there is an Amish beard cutting cult out there

see the true story here

A group of men armed with scissors and battery-powered clippers attacked Miller, holding him down and cutting out a chunk of his beard, according to the Millers and law enforcement.

The culprits:

by OregonNYC on Nov 1, 2011 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Fentress has 10 reasons why DT should remain the starter.

…and the silly speculation continues.

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.

@jblair26

by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THAT CHRIS POLK DID YOU KNOW HE HAD OVER 100 YARDS RECEIVING AND RUSHING OMG THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE OMG HE IS AWESOM THATS UNPOSSIBLE

Meh. We’ve seen it twice.

1970 — Bobby Moore, at UCLA: 24 carries for 107 yards, 9 catches for 131 yards and a TD, in Oregon’s miraculous 41-40 win after trailing by 20 with seven minutes left.

2005 — Terrence Whitehead, at ASU: 21 carries for 122 yards and a TD, 9 catches for 100 yards and a TD, as Oregon beat #17 ASU 31-17.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m comfortable saying Polk might be as good as Terrence Whitehead.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he had 4 rush TDs and 1 receiving!

[Ignore Kenjon Barner, v UNM: 147 rushing w/ 4 TDs, 60 receiving w/ 1 TD]

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.

by omb on Nov 1, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

so both of those guys were better than napolean kaufman?

by echo31 on Nov 1, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, duh.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things you learn on Facebook:

Devon Blackmon’s real name is “Ashanti Devon Blackmon”

link to proof

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Rob Moseley wins the twitter battle
DuckFootball Rob Moseley
UO fans have had a lot of fun with #LastTimeUWBeatUO the last 24 hours. My contribution? I didn’t even know my wife existed.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It appears the duck players have noticed the #LastTimeUWBeatUO hashtag
HAGENATION60 Ryan Hagen
#LastTimeUWBeatUO I wasn’t even in high school…

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

What's the word I'm thinking of...

it rhymes with “schmermudgeon”. God, why can’t I think of this word?

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by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derpbludgeon?

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thaaaaat’s it.

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by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

bumplumchen?

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Nov 1, 2011 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Begrudgin'?

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE Oregon Death Star

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Nov 1, 2011 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texas?

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I am nervous about the fuckin' fuskies

Can someone make me feel better please? Those mother F-ers are going to come out fired up, crowd will be well lubed, and last game at the old husky stadium. I have watched Polk for a while and personally, I think the guy is a stud. They have enough weapons on offense to keep it interesting and just a few bad possession will put some pressure on our ducks. Sark seems to find a way to upset elite pac-12 teams in his short tenure. If I were a husky, I would want nothing more this season than to win this game and make next Saturday a whole lot less important on a national level.

Watching the WSU game again and what pisses me off about this game is that one of the key things we wanted to see continue was offensive line improvement, dominating the line of scrimmage, and that really didn’t happen. Its also shocking how the cougs were able to sustain drives. Hopefully we come out with a little more heart and purpose on both sides of the ball.

Hold me

by OakDuck on Nov 1, 2011 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sark seems to find a way to upset elite pac-12 teams in his short tenure.

65-21. There, that should make you feel better.

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by jtlight on Nov 1, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JT - that helps a lot...

but I still need a hug. Here’s why…Perfect that you responded because, it was your pregame assessment that has spawned my worry.

here’s what I want to see out of the Ducks this weekend.
1. If Bryan Bennett plays, I want to see him go through his progessions.
2. I want to see Oregon’s offensive line consistently win the line of scrimmage battle.
3. I want to see the defense hold WSU to less than 10 points

Not sure if I could assess BB’s progression reads so help me out, but on points 2 and 3, we did not meet expectations against a shit team at home.

by OakDuck on Nov 1, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would forget the idea of the whelps being held to 10 if I were you.

Bennett going through his progressions would be nice, if he plays. But there is no real indication that the fusks can dominate the LOS on defense to begin with. The Ducks, regardless of who starts, will look to run early and often IMO.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chips said on show that on the pass BB threw to LT, that LT was THE THIRD READ on BB's progression

and it was done perfectly (paraphrase.)

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Nov 1, 2011 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

PANIC

I’m not getting much school work done, cause I’m really nervous too. My worry is the “few bad possessions” thing you mentioned. With the crowd environment, we could easily be in a battle and down by some points early with just a couple mistakes.

I’m not suggesting I think this is going to happen. Just that it may be possible and that if it does I will be in full on Panic mode.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that actually Ricky Williams, or just a guy who looks like Ricky Williams?

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by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That has got to be Ricky Williams

during his whole “do tons of weed in the Sierra Nevada foothills” phase.

Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12

by CaDuck on Nov 1, 2011 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you man.

This game makes me nervous as hell. i need a bowl of cereal.

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we have the civil war.

Does the UofO vs uofw game have a title?

"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Nov 1, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Good vs. Evil

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 1, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes called the Border War

That works for me.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.

by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I’ve heard that and the uncivil war.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Nov 1, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the uncivil war

Although, I’m starting to really like Hate Week

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Nov 1, 2011 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Here is this weeks video. Thanks ATQ, GO DUCKS!
All of DAT's races from Oregon Twilight.
BRING GAMEDAY BACK TO OREGON! VOTE!!!!
Our thoughts on the Spring Game start @ 44:43.  Thanks ATQ and GO DUCKS!
Poor Darron Thomas
Masoli the Eskimo
Bullpen Bagpipes, UO edition.

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