Quack Fix: Oregon prepares for washington and basketball receives a commitment
Today's theme: Apparently the huskies are not completely terrible. Here's your Tuesday version of Hate-week quack.
- Rob Moseley has some quotes from David Paulson, Eddie Pleasant and Carson York about the rivalry and preparing for Washington. No bulletin-board material here.
- Aaron Fentress writes that the Ducks realize that they have reached the meat of the conference schedule with consecutive games against washington, Stanford and USC.
- Adam Jude takes a look at the contributions from Keith Price and Chris Polk and the emergence of washington as a threat in the conference.
- In case you missed any of them, here's a summary of Ted Miller's blogginess from yesterday: Oregon holds at #2 in his weekly power rankings, a Halloween-themed post, his weekly rewind, and his updated take on the Oregon-washington rivalry.
- During this week's look around the conference, Bob Clark highlights some of the big conference matchups that will take place this month.
- Not to be lost in all the festivities of Hate Week, it was reported yesterday that the Ducks signed four-star point guard Dominic Artis out of Valencia, California. Artis had originally been a UCLA commit and also had offers from the likes of Kansas, Memphis, Arizona and St. John's.
Go Ducks!
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Artis had originally been a UCLA commit and also had offers from the likes of Kansas, Memphis, Arizona and St. John’s.
Unreal
Its nice to have a guy
who can both recruit and coach for a change.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
exactly … if we can start to get recruits from those schools listed above, maybe we’ll become a contender
FIRE ERNIE KENT
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HIRE ERNIE KENT FOR CONCESSIONS
…AND THEN FIRE HIM AGAIN
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We badly needed a point guard this recruiting cycle – snagging the top rated uncommitted one is quite the feat. It doesn’t hurt that he grew up w Jabari Brown and played on the powerhouse Oakland Soldiers AAU squad and is going to Findley Prep for his senior year. Those are 2 pipelines that can lead to many more relationships and recruits.
On a related note, college basketball recruiting/AAU leaves a nauseating feeling in me. Ugh.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 7:48 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I’m just glad our football team doesn’t have to delve into those relationships…
Oh, wait.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I’m surprised that every player that goes to the big aau tournaments isn’t ruled ineligible. Isn’t that what the NCAA is trying to do w the 7-on-7 camps for football?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 8:11 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I saw that and almost choked on my soda
Unbelievable what Altman has done in just a year.
Quack Quack Bitches!
Good morning!
It has been 2,922 days since the washington huskies have defeated the Oregon Ducks in football.
DID YOU KNOW? Q: If you took one dollar bill for each of the days in Oregon’s win streak over washington, and lined them up end to end, what would you get?
A: Shot by 2000 washington linebacker Jeremiah Pharms, most likely.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 7:22 AM PDT reply actions 8 recs
BONUS DID YOU KNOW?
It’s been seven years to the day today, and I can’t believe I almost completely missed that.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions
and DEEERRRRP
It’s been EIGHT years to the day. Excuse me while I finish my coffee.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
So I had two trick or treaters dressed as oregon cheerleaders last night
I made them say “huck the fuskies” before i gave them candy.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Nov 1, 2011 7:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
"huck the fuskies"
I wasn’t going to made kids swear. Though I probably didn’t have to worry about offending the parents because they were merely watching from the car.
If you’re going to let your kids get all that candy, at least make them walk around to get it. Sheesh.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Oh, I was aiming much, much lower with my lame attempt at humor.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But goddamnit, my kids walked around in the freezing wind last night for their half a bucket of candy
until we were all so miserable we went home.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions
yep
We walked around for about 45 minutes, until my two year old was worn out and asked to be carried home, where he promptly gorged himself on three peanut butter cups.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
We had less kids than ever
So I threw mini Snicker bars to the parents waiting down on the sidewalk for the last hour of the event…
Both gold and muck come out of the same shaft...
we had a lot of kids
I went through a couple bags of candy, but I was giving every kid a couple of pieces.
It was really noticable when I took my kids out, though, that only one out of every three or four houses had lights on.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
In SoCall where I live, we haven’t gotten trick or treaters in 4 years. Not one. All the parents take their kids to church, school or community events. Its sad really.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
That's not what Halloween is about.
Part of what I loved as a kid about Halloween was that it was the one night a year, where at the age of 8, 9, 10, 11-ish we could all be out well after dark without a parent with us…..
As a kid, being out later than normal and going door to door in the dark absolutely makes the holiday what it is.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions
You can blame the media
for the sensationalization of this whole “to catch a predator” crap. It totally fed the fears of the hypersensitive types who didn’t want their kids going from door to door when it’s dark. Now, I freely admit that my tune might change if I were to ever have kids, but, yes, I agree with you: The entire fun of Halloween as a kid was being out late.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
yep
or the whole “OMG poisioned candy” crap that in reality never happens. I read yesterday that some parents have their candy xrayed.
Parents have ruined halloween.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Yeah
I remember when I was a kid my parents just laughed at the whole "razor blades in apples’ and poison candy urban legends. Also, maybe I’m just forgetting, but costumes sure do suck now. Everything is pre-packaged and unoriginal now. Sad.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
My wife and I make our costumes every year.
It is so much more enjoyable. This year we dressed our 6 month ol daughter up as a cupcake and we where the bakers. My wife deserves all the credit, she is really good with felt and a glue gun.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
We’ve done a little bit of both, but this year we went the prepackaged route, mainly because we found the costumes cheap at Costco. I do like the do-it-yourself routine, but I am terrible at crafty things like that, and my wife wasn’t feeling up to it this year.
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I have a feeling we will eventually go this route.
Having only one kid makes it pretty easy. As we start to pop more out things will probably change.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
We have dogs.
In lieu of torturing them with costumes I just give ’em their end-of-summer baths so they look like different dogs.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh, seems to be a gremlin in the system here.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
What DID you dress MCD up as
when he was, say, 4 or 5 years old??
/pleasepleasepleasetellus
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
With two boys of my own
I know that was likely appropriate!
But you never dressed him up as, say, a ladybug or cute little pumpkin with pictures to prove it?
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Nah,
just cool stuff. Back when he and his brother were young enough I would sew their clothes too. That was back when they were all wearing muscle pants, those were simple to sew.
by MCD Mom on Nov 1, 2011 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Ewok she made for my brother was awesome. She had mad sewing skills. When I started seeing the first FlexFit hats I immediately thought of how my mom missed out on her million$. She used to take the stupid snap back thing out of my baseball hats and sex elastic in instead. This was back in the mid-eighties! She sewed up the sleeves on my 2001 Joey Harrington Jersey back in 2001 as well. Mad skills on the sewing machine!
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
/looksatkeyboard
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/callsbullshit
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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I give you props and you make fun of me.
IF I SPELLED CORRECTLY WOULD THAT MAKE YOU LOVE ME?
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by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one of the funniest exchanges I've ever read
I’m dying with laughter right now
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Boy, it's just one great family secrets session today on "Dr. ATQ"
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Good ol’ sex elastic.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Is this going to become a thing?
I feel like this is going to become a thing…
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This
And I cannot understand why. Worried about predators? Walk around with your kids so they aren’t alone. Worried about razorblades in candy? Take a quick look at it and toss anything suspicious (there never is). Worried about creepy old ladies giving out poisoned candied apples? Don’t come to my house. Simple.
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by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, the whol x-raying candy thing is way over the top. And it’s come to the point where you can’t give out homemade stuff unless you absolutely know the family. Otherwise people will think it’s poison and throw it away.
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My wife and I were given jello shots at a house last night, and we didn’t even think twice before downing them
I agree completely. SoCal is a weird place. In some ways i think parents have become paranoid down here. I live in a very good neighborhood, but even here you never see kids riding their bikes or roaming the neighborhood., Everything is structured (play dates). Things like Halloween have also become as much a social event for the parents as it is for the kids.Its very very sad really.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Honestly I think
the slow death of trick or treating has more to do with a diminishing sense of neighborhood and community than anything else. Neighborhood relationships for the most part are not then same as they were in the 60’s or 70’s. I’m somewhat guilty of this myself…I only really know the neighbors on either side of me and those in the 3 houses across the street. I don’t know the people down the street. It wasn’t that way for the previous generation. When we were growning up, my folks knew EVERYONE on our street, and pretty much on the 3 or 4 streets around us.
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To be fair...
The only reason they knew everyone on the street was their constant "lawn vigilance’ right?
“GET OFF MY DAMNED LAWN, MYRTLE!” does not carry nearly the weight without adding their name.
I don't mean to impose...
Good point...
There’s a Sociology paper in there somewhere. It is sad how neighborhoods aren’t the same. Also, as technology advances, more and more kids stay indoors. I mean I had a Sega Genesis when I was a kid, but I can’t think of single afternoon during the summer when I spent more time indoors with video games than I did outside playing baseball, football, basketball, capture the flag, or whatever.
Sigh. I miss my childhood.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Small towns FTW
Plenty of kids out in the Hood last night. Had our choice of neighborhoods. Downtown business association also does trick or treating, as do a couple local nursing facilities.
Previous years we’ve gone out in my in-laws’ NE PDX neighborhood, and there were plenty of kids and plenty of houses fully decorated, too.
So I guess it depends on where you go.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Kids were out in droves in my 'hood last night.
No paranoia to be seen.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, we went to Laurelhurst and there were quite a few kids out, and a couple houses giving out full-sized candybars
The first dozen or so kids at our house get full-sized bars.
After that, the “valu-pak” variety. What, am I made of money?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Brooklyn streets were pretty busy with kids yesterday
things work a little differently here though as most people live in apt buildings with secure lobbies so if you don’t live in the building can’t go in. Kids and parents will go to the businesses on the commercial streets, all the small businesses have candy and treats.
For older kids there is the Village Zombie Parade

People are working to damn much to spend time in their yards anymore,
If people have yards, that is.
Growing up, my Dad worked, and my Mom stayed home with the kids. If you’re home with the kids you go crazy so you kick them out of the house to ride their bikes or whatever. Kids bring home friends and the Moms/Families meet that way.
Now, it’s drop the kids off at daycare and rush your ass to work. Pick up the kids, feed them dinner, spend the little time you have together as a family and do it all over the next day.
Having said that, we took our kids to a friend’s house (daycare buddies!) where we ate, drank, and took the kids trick or treating. They had a blast.
My parents believed in me.
This is very true. There are select neighborhoods around here (in Orange County) where they still do a ton of things together, and these neighborhoods tend to go all out for Halloween, like they do for most holidays.
My neighborhood was dead. But part of that is that I live in a relatively poor area of Orange County (as compared to the rest of the county – not to SoCal as a whole), and there is a large language barrier. And it snowballs. Once a couple people in the neighborhood decide not to participate, other people decide it’s not important, and pretty soon only one in 6 houses has a pumpkin outside. It’s sad.
My wife and I are planning to take a Spanish program, though, so we can actually communicate with our neighbors. That might help a little bit.
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We had three groups...
My wife and I just moved to our neighborhood. so this was our first Halloween with trick or treaters…we had three big groups and that was it. Crickets from about 7:30 on (except for the requisite older kids just walking around looking for candy). I’m guessing most families in our area just went together as big groups.
It’s amazing to me how much Halloween has changed since I was a kid.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
My neighborhood is Halloween paradise
Every year I get something like 50 to 60 kids. Last year I had 80 and went through about 600 pieces of candy. This year was a down year. Only had about 50 kids and only went through about 400 pieces of candy. I overbought and have a ton left over. Parents will drive their kids to our neighborhood for trick or treating. My friends brought 8 of their kids over, parked in our drivewa,y and also trick or treated on my street.
Its ridiculous. The first year I lived in my current house I was woefully under-prepared and totally ran out of candy.
When my friends and I tunred 12 we started to maximize our candy returns.
We would hit all the houses with the most decorations. After everything started to slow down we would change our mask and hit the same houses. At that point everyone wanted to just get rid of their candy. Three pillow cases full of candy a piece was our personnel record. I’m surprised I still have teeth
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
I left a bucket of candy out so I could take my son trick or treating for the first time
He had a blast, dressed up as SpiderMan. He got a ton of candy and was for the most part very polite. (He got a little tired of formalities and on the last house and instead of saying Trick or Treat, he yelled I want Candy!) Anyways, when I got home 45 minutes later I found one piece of candy left in our bowl. I knew it would happen, but I was just hoping that the kids would be a little more respectful. Halloween Social Experiment failure!
Let's get this started off correctly: FUCK THE hUSKIES
My HATE runs deep for this program. I grew up in Lewiston, Idaho just 45 miles south of lovely Pullman, Washington. That means, you guessed it, I grew up a Cougar fan. I went to every Apple Cup played in Martin Stadium from the late 80’s until the early 2000’s. I’ve sat through some miserably cold games in that stadium. Wiping snow and ice off the metal (high-school-style) bleachers and putting a piece of newspaper down to sit on.
Needless to say, many of those apple cup games were losses. Some of them blowouts. All of them spent bitterly despising those purple cladden-loud mouthed assholes. I’ve always hated the huskies. napolean kauffman, puke! So many players I grew up hating.
Then I went to U of O in 2002 and realized what the only “Real rivalry” in the Northwest was all about. HATRED. I thought I knew what rivalries were before this. I didn’t. Like others have pointed out this week: our rivalry with OSU is like a family fight. The uw-WSU rivalry is like a big brother-little brother fight where WSU is the little brother who is smaller but has a meaner-mean streak in him. U of O WSU is like a drunken frat brother fight: you actually love each other, and just really enjoy the act of getting drunk together and watch football, but once you’re truly drunk you remember that you are, in fact, enemies. The fights happen, but only when both parties are drunk. The next morning everyone shakes hands, parts ways, and wishes each other good luck down the road.
And then there is the U of O and whelp rivalry. There is no make up sex in this one ladies and gents. This is the kind of hate where you fight dead sober. This is where you see 40 year old Dad’s who have their 7 year old sons with them getting in fights with 19 year old college kids. It is not pretty. I HATE the fucking fuskies.
I remember being in Autzen in ‘03 and seeing at least 2 fights (between pretty sober people) prior to the game having started. People spitting on each other. People dropping F-bombs left and right. Grandma’s saying, “fuck you,” to you. This is the kind of hate where you see someone walking out in the cold, rain or snow who is underdressed and soaked, and you stop to offer them a ride. And right as they open the door and go to get in the truck you drive off. Laughing. Fuck the Huskies.
There are few things in life worse than someone who is completely stuck in the past. Someone who will not let go of their delusional memories of dominance. My point here is to say that this rivalries hate, finally has “that feeling” to it again. That thing you can’t quite describe with words. “It” It doesn’t make sense and someone who doesn’t LOVE a sports team will have no chance of getting “it.” So on this two-thousand nine hundred and twenty second day, I can only think how too few days that is. We need to come out firing and push this to well over the 3,000 mark.
The huskies deserve to lose this game. It is their last game there, we all know. We all can foresee that us losing will erase the last seven years of dominance in all of their minds. Vomit. I can’t stand the huskies!
I have only been to that shit-hole of a stadium once in my life. I was in Seattle to watch WSU play a game at QWEST field several years ago (against Colorado I believe) and it just so happened that the University of Idaho was playing at husky stadium that day. One of the kids I went to high school with played for the Vandals and a bunch of my good buddies went there. Obviously, uw beat them, but they looked poor doing it.
But that wasn’t the point. uw sucked at this time. They were flat out not good. I, obviously, had my Ducks gear on and while walking to the game ran into a couple typical whelp fans. Talking all kinds of shit to me, with their team being horrible. I’m thinking this was around 2006. These kids were delusional, rude and they instigated the whole thing. Kept barking off random nothings for about 10 minutes as we walked to the stadium with me trying to diffuse the situation the entire time. Not even adding to the fire.One of these kids wound up throwing his fountain drink pop cup at me. Had my father not been there (he’s a pretty big guy) things would have gotten ugly. No fight that day but it was my worst encounter in or around any fan base (other than possibly fBSU). My hate for them has not diminished.
Here’s to hoping our players like Paulson can get everyone else in that locker room up to speed with what this rivalry really is when UW fields something beyond a decent high school football team. Saturday will be an outright war. So say it loud, and say it with me: “Fuck. The. fucking. fuskies”
Sorry for the ramblings, but just thought it
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 7:34 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
was worth outlining some additional reasons why we should all hate them.
And I apologize for accidentally having capitalized husky in the midst of all those words.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
husky fans are delusional
One and a half years of mediocrity and they fawn over Pasadena. Its disgusting.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
It would be so nice to squash their dreams of such this weekend....
I do think our players will look much more energized than last week, right out of the gate.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I appreciate your passion and the 'calm' way in which you write about it.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Being 'relatively' new to this rivalry I love the posts that give individual backgrounds accounts to their hate.
Very entertaining and informative.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
Cheers to this
I said this yesterday, but The Apple Cup in 2002 is the day I started to loathe the huskies.
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd HARD
FUCK the juskies!! (I can’t even bring myself to spell it properly anymore…I’m fired up for this week)
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
juskies
I like that. Smooth and to the point.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's not a bad word, is it? I don't think so...maybe throw an H in there
fuchskies
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
derp, I guess I threw in an extra S, just for the hell of it too
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I like it.
We can’t even be bothered to properly spell a bastardization of the fusfehkdies. (I’m going to just start mashing the keyboard when I type it from now on.)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
"fuchskies"
Is how Lou Holtz would say it.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Nov 1, 2011 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What was that Lou? Are you chewing three pieces of bubble gum right now?
No, you’re not. What’s that you say, Lou? That’s just how you talk.
Oh, you were trying to say FUCK THE HUSKIES! Now I get it.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope I’m wrong but I am starting to get the feeling that Bennett is going to be the starter. I’m still on DT’s side & I know Chip likes being secretive but I have a feeling that if DT was his guy he would of already said it
Or CK would just be messing with the media, the fuskies, and us.
If Duke ever built a Cameron Outdoor Stadium, it would be Autzen.
Does anyone have any proof of what CK dressed up for Halloween? I bet you $1 it was Bill Belicheck.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 8:59 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
BUT BUT C*NZ*NO SAYS BENNETT SHOULD BE STARTING
Clearly Chip needs to work on that whole media relationship thing.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Well, the clown is an expert. He is the smartest man I know.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
To be fair (gag),
Clown DID say “if Thomas isn’t healthy.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a stretch, I know.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought he said “if Thomas isn’t 100%”? I’m not just arguing semantics, I think there’s a big distinction there. From the 2 minutes I heard him talking during the commercial break of 1080, it sounded like he was saying that Darron must be 100%, meaning he must be able to not only keep the fuskies D honest in the zone read, but he must be able to break runs somewhere close to how well Bennett does. I disagree with this. I think BB has done a great job the past couple of games, and I’m excited about the future…but DT’s passing abilities are an enormous difference. As long as DT is healthy enough to keep the ball and get a few yards when the read-man chases LMJ instead of staying home, I personally want DT in there. However, if they can crash the read-man and not have to respect DT running, that’s another story, and I’m sure they will test that out early.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
What I heard
admittedly, I didn’t stick around to hear the whole thing, but he teased an interview with someone at around 5:30 yesterday by saying “This guy thinks Darron Thomas should start. I think Brian Bennett should start. Back after the break.” That’s about all I needed to hear. I switched to NPR.
He didn’t say “if he’s not 100%.” At least, not when I was listening.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
We’re in similar boats. I heard the last 10 seconds of a call and they were heading to break. Canzano said something like “I agree with that caller – he thinks Bennett should start if Darron Thomas isn’t 100%, and I think that’s dead on”. My immediate thought was, “well of course Canzano would be doing his show with a focus on blowing up the ‘controversy’, that’s right in his wheelhouse” and turned it back to 1080 and listened to some mortgage re-finance or mattress commercial. That’s what that show does to me a majority of the time – it takes me, a guy who channel surfs constantly to avoid commercials, and makes switch to a station that I know has commercials on because I’d rather listen to the commercials than listen to him stir the pot.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 1, 2011 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He started the game against WSU...
but clearly to knock the rust off. He is definitely going to start against UW.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Yeah Darron will start
Unless he’s hurt, he’ll start.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
quote from Sark in the RG this morning
"I think the world of Chip," Sarkisian said. "We’ve got a very good relationship. I communicate with Chip as much as any coach in our conference in or out of the season. I think he’s done a tremendous job at Oregon."
I’m sure this quote is more disturbing for UW fans than Duck fans.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 AM PDT via iPhone app reply actions
While it makes me vomit a little..
I have a feeling fuskies will be showing up at his house with pitch forks.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Of all the coaches in the Pac...
Sark is one that I am completely ambivalent towards. The only thing that makes me sports-hate him is that he chose to coach the enemy.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
from the condoms to the fuskies
a nasty resume
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 1, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
and he hired the man-boobed version of Stone Cold Steve Austin
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 1, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Coach Holt! Your defense sucks!
What?
They aren’t any good!
What?
They let Colorado score 24 points!
What?
Jim Abbott would be better at tackling!
What?
Madonna covered American Pie better than your DBs cover WRs!
What?
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Couldn't think of a guy with no arms
But that guy would be a better tackler too
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
ATTENTION hUSKY FANS: COME GET YOUR ANTI-HATE WEEK FODDER HERE.
Steve Sarkisian is a good coach. Anyone who says he isn’t is delusional.
Could he do some things better? Sure, starting with firing Nick Holt. Does the future hold continued upward momentum, or will he level out? Who knows. But look at the progress that u-dub has seen under just two years under him. It’s absolutely amazing.
I can’t even sports-hate him that much. He seems like a heck of a nice guy.
Fuck his team straight to hell, though.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't know Lord Voldemort wore Zubaz.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
This is part of the evil genius.
Trying to lull our team and fans into complacency by hiring someone who is nearly impossible to hate on his own merits, but who, unlike Willingham, can actually coach football.
Where’s the shielding felons? Where’s the slush-funding? Where’s the dancing on our field after a win? Where’s the smug condescension, even?
In sum… it’s a trap.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Obligatory

"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
I really don't have anything bad to say about the coaching that any husky coach has done for the past 7 years.
It suits me just fine.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Nov 1, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Death to Reasonability!

Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Just in case you thought Hate Week is a recent phenomena
Please allow me to disabuse you of that spifflicated notion…
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Spifflicated?
Compress the deceleratrix there, old codger, your perspicacity has befoozled me!
Also, I updated my post from yesterday to link to this awesome bit of hate history.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Benz has been a veritafiable word machine lately.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
might have been their aftershave
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 1, 2011 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it didn't have the same connotations in 1916
but who am I to tell you that?
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 1, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The connotations were much worse.
You could get tarred and feathered for doing that.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Chris Polk is the greatest ever!
Fusky RB:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/stevekelley/2016659357_kelley01.html
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Didn’t we have this same argument over Quizz? The point of the game is to get and score not get first downs and get tackled more frequently.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Nov 1, 2011 9:38 AM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Well
Steve Kelley is Seattle’s worst sports columinst ever.
As a Duck living/working in Seattle, this whole Polk thing is so blown out of proportion. I realize they haven’t had anything to be pround of for years and years, but I’m so sick of hearing about how he got 100 YARDS RUSHING AND 100 YARDS RECIEVING.
by IslanderDuck on Nov 1, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember after last season, a husky fan coming on here and stating that Polk had more rush yards than LMJ … it took all of 1 minute to look up the stats and prove him wrong and all he had to say was something like “oh”
I'd just throw out LMJ's UA box score.
100 rushing AND 100 receiving? You don’t say. Now let me show you something really special…
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The idea that Chris Polk is better than Napoleon Kauffmann is completely ridiculous
I have nothing against Polk except for where he plays but the superlatives describing him are insane.
Huard's gonna go back to throw the ball...
by wlw1588 on Nov 1, 2011 9:47 AM PDT reply actions 6 recs
sets up, looks, throws toward the corner of the endzone
by sacduxnutz on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
IT IS INTERCEPTED!
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
INTERCEPTED!!! THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
KENNY WHEATON IS GONNA SCORE!!!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 1, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
KENNY WHEATON!!!!
KU fans-how I hate thee!
by quack785 on Nov 1, 2011 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Here is the primer:
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
20! THE 10!!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
THE MOST IMPROBABLE FINISH TO THE FOOTBALL GAME!
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
by daisyduck on Nov 1, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
INTERCEPTED! THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 1, 2011 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm writing my grammar midterm for my high school students...
so naturally all of the sentences they have to diagram are about how Oregon will once again beat washington.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Black Mamba.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So the reason he left is still a mystery.
I thought it was to be near his grandma. Maybe the additions of Tra and Mamba tipped the scales?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
My thoughts exactly
Jeremy Schapp should narrate that piece for a very special after school special.
Good luck to Dontae, but I don’t really care much anymore.
My parents believed in me.
Hee!
It’s all well and fine that he’s landed on his feet, but the fact he landed at a JuCo in San Diego creates more questions that it answers given that he supposedly left to “be closer to his family.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
The poor kid
He saw something he shouldn’t have. He had no choice to leave Eugene. There was a hit on him. :(
so your saying he's a punk?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 1, 2011 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember last year, when there was a mild flame war between ATQ and TDP over whether it was ok to "speak ill of the dead" regarding Curtis Williams?
Remember how we were all a bunch of miscreants for refusing to put his transgressions aside because he essentially died on the field? Remember how we were horrible people?
Well apparently Pre either isn’t dead, or fuskies are hypocrites.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They're just being silly little children
Ignore them.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
No to go all meta-meme on you guys, but we need a Ducreux Wheaton Wave in order to make my life complete.
Feel free to join in via http://memegenerator.net/create/instance, search for joseph ducreux. I’ll start below.
Now with mustache guarantee!
Piling On..

Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
...

Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
.

Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 9 recs
To finish!

Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
I like it here.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
From one Gooner to another
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOO
PS. I’m DVR’ing the UCL match, so no spoilers!
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
pay your rent, then.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I hereby reserve the right to subsitute
“SIX POINT GOAL, MALLARD NUMBER TWENTY” in all future Wheaton waves.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I say we make a guide in a fanpost
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It hath been made
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 1, 2011 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's accompanied by ducreux, ill allow it.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
ABSOLUTELY THE BEST WHEATON WAVE EVER. GEEEENEEEEYUSSSS.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
This sent a chill down my spine when I found it last night...
For those of us who look wistfully upon the “good old days” (admittedly, not many on this site):

“Only one of the victims was a college player… Not a single life was lost, they say, in a game where a physician’s certificate was demanded before the game.. In most every case the victim did not suffer any length of time, some dying almost instatnly and others a few days after the accident. Two of the players suffered broken neck…”
Note that this was ten years after Teddy Roosevelt famously summoned the presidents of Harvard, Yale and Columbia to the White House and told them to clean up football or he would ban it. Maybe TR gets more credit than he deserves on this front.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Per Moseley...
DuckFootball Rob Moseley
Oregon CB Anthony Gildon said he expects to play this week after missing one game with an undisclosed injury
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Now we are just down our 5th string cb...
who’s court date isn’t until the 7th.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Oh thank god.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
I sure hope that Gildon is good to go.
We cant afford to get beaten deep against UW, and Gildon is a definite step up from Troy Hill at this point in their careers.
As a whole, Gildon, Mitchell, Ekpre-Olomu, and Hill are a very solid CB group. If Cliff Harris had been in there at any point this season, the CB group would be insanely good.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
I'm impressed (and a bit worried) about what Ekpre-Olomu has managed to do this season.
Last recruiting class, we looked stacked at DB. We weren’t taking just any CB’s, we were being choosy, and Ifo was good enough to get a nod at a non-need position. But with all that depth, it seemed like he would probably redshirt. Instead, he’s been a regular contributor on both ST and defense. Great for the kid, and the Ducks going forward, but it’s a little worrying with all the depth that it looked like we had preseason to have a true freshman get substantial time.
Something to think about – contrast our last true freshman contributor at CB, one Cliff Harris. Sure, Cliff got a late start, and flashed those amazing one of a kind ball skills. But as far as both substantial field time and solid, reliable cornerback skills, Ifo has probably already made a bigger impact as a freshman.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Think about how good this secondary is going to be in 2013
if not 2012. The mind boggles.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I like the chances of us seeing better coverage from the safeties next year too
Patterson at rover along with Boyett/Dargan. We’ve got a lot of good DBs.
Think Boyett jumps to the NFL?
Not saying it would be a good idea, but he might be thinking about it.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I think Boyett likes the special goodies that Eugene has to offer.
I doubt he goes anywhere where the green is less green before he has to.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Boyett is a pothead?
I think that is what I got out of this, or something.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
he probably gets a draft report done
then it depends on what round he grades out to. He’d probably be better to stay another year, but you never know. I’m not too concerned if he decides to leave.
I just have to laugh when I hear someone say the equivalent of
“Boise has more NFL talent than Oregon, " “Oregon wins without any NFL Talent,” or "only a couple kids on the Oregon roster are going to be drafted.
Off the top of my head: LaMichael James, Kenjon Barner, DeAnthony Thomas, David Paulson, Colt Lyerla, Darron Thomas, Josh Kaddu, Michael Clay, Cliff Harris (if he gets his act together), John Boyett, Dion Jordan, Carson York, Mark Asper. There are more. These are just guys that I’m at least 75% sure are going to get their name called.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not so sure Jordan will see the NFL
And Colt is way too early into his career to make such a statement. Not so sure on DT either. Though he is tall enough and probably has the arm strength for it.
Sorry to rain on the parade.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Boyett will have been a three year starter and plays a pretty physical style.
If his expectation is to be drafted in round 4 or above he should go. I don’t see much additional development that can come from a 4th year that would outweigh the risk of injury.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Nov 1, 2011 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
contrast our last true freshman contributor at CB
I mostly remember Toby Gerhart carrying him and Boyett for like 30 yards
As long as we don't go to the Phinisee place.
It’s terrifying there.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ifo has looked fantastic.
The only time he got “beat” by WSU’s receiver Jared Karstetter was on an obvious push-off that wasnt called.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
Teddy Millar comments on why UW UO is bigger than UW WSU or UO OSU.
Always do, my friend.
Always do.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 1, 2011 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't that redundant?
I thought “ESPN” and “Don’t read the comments” were synonymous?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks...
I just had a pint of that.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Every time I think the OLive comments represent the basest and most vile forms of social intercourse
I accidentally scroll down on an ESPN post.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Ha!
AdamJude_RG Adam Jude
Chip Kelly, when asked about Pac-12 officiating: ’I’m not going there. I left my wallet in the other room.’
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Nov 1, 2011 1:54 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
This is why CK is loved by Duck fans and reviled by everyone else. He is a total smart-ass.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
HEY WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Im suprised nobody is reading into this more.
There have been some questionable calls at pivotal moments. Kiffin got screwed, Bennett’s fumble. It’s a conspiracy man.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
The Mike says he's back in Petros-pounding form:
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Umm, an equally important part of the article says that Rice is "limping noticeably."
That’s a little scary. Maybe we’d better just not have to punt on any drives. Touchdowns all the way!
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Nov 1, 2011 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just received a customer email from DirecTV.
They have reached an agreement with Fox/NewsCorp. Good news for subscribers, but unsurprising.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Andrew Luck better watch out, apparently there is an Amish beard cutting cult out there
see the true story here
A group of men armed with scissors and battery-powered clippers attacked Miller, holding him down and cutting out a chunk of his beard, according to the Millers and law enforcement.
The culprits:
The guy furthest to the right is definitely Mose from The Office.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Er, left. Directions are difficult.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 1, 2011 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Fentress has 10 reasons why DT should remain the starter.
…and the silly speculation continues.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
IT'S A HUSKY CONSPIRACY TO DISTRACT US, SOW DIFFERENCES AND REAP REWARDS, I TELL YA.
REASON #4,589 TO HATE THE hUSKIES.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
OH THAT CHRIS POLK DID YOU KNOW HE HAD OVER 100 YARDS RECEIVING AND RUSHING OMG THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE OMG HE IS AWESOM THATS UNPOSSIBLE
Meh. We’ve seen it twice.
1970 — Bobby Moore, at UCLA: 24 carries for 107 yards, 9 catches for 131 yards and a TD, in Oregon’s miraculous 41-40 win after trailing by 20 with seven minutes left.
2005 — Terrence Whitehead, at ASU: 21 carries for 122 yards and a TD, 9 catches for 100 yards and a TD, as Oregon beat #17 ASU 31-17.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
But he had 4 rush TDs and 1 receiving!
[Ignore Kenjon Barner, v UNM: 147 rushing w/ 4 TDs, 60 receiving w/ 1 TD]
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the guy who staged that weird fake wrestling match, right?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 2, 2011 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions
No, he's the artist and political strategist whose uncle can throw a football over a mountain.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Things you learn on Facebook:
Devon Blackmon’s real name is “Ashanti Devon Blackmon”
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Rob Moseley wins the twitter battle
DuckFootball Rob Moseley
UO fans have had a lot of fun with #LastTimeUWBeatUO the last 24 hours. My contribution? I didn’t even know my wife existed.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sometimes ESPN comments are comic gold
Like this one.. Things That Are > Tebow
It’s moving fast, jump on while you can.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Husky's get a commit from a player whose only other offer is Colorado, continuing the streak of no Husky commits having an Oregon Offer
Is UW just counting on getting their big players in-state and filling the rest of the roster with OSU level players?
It appears the duck players have noticed the #LastTimeUWBeatUO hashtag
HAGENATION60 Ryan Hagen
#LastTimeUWBeatUO I wasn’t even in high school…
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
What's the word I'm thinking of...
it rhymes with “schmermudgeon”. God, why can’t I think of this word?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Thaaaaat’s it.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
bumplumchen?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Begrudgin'?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Moonrise over Montlake

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 12 recs
That’s no moon…
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 1, 2011 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
THE Oregon Death Star
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
You would prefer another target? A Pac-12 South target?
Then name the stadium! I grow tired of asking this, so it will be the last time. Where is the recruiting base?
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Texas?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 8:49 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Texas is far too remote for an effective demonstration.
But do not worry. We will deal with your Bevo friends soon enough.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Nov 1, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
I am nervous about the fuckin' fuskies
Can someone make me feel better please? Those mother F-ers are going to come out fired up, crowd will be well lubed, and last game at the old husky stadium. I have watched Polk for a while and personally, I think the guy is a stud. They have enough weapons on offense to keep it interesting and just a few bad possession will put some pressure on our ducks. Sark seems to find a way to upset elite pac-12 teams in his short tenure. If I were a husky, I would want nothing more this season than to win this game and make next Saturday a whole lot less important on a national level.
Watching the WSU game again and what pisses me off about this game is that one of the key things we wanted to see continue was offensive line improvement, dominating the line of scrimmage, and that really didn’t happen. Its also shocking how the cougs were able to sustain drives. Hopefully we come out with a little more heart and purpose on both sides of the ball.
Hold me
Sark seems to find a way to upset elite pac-12 teams in his short tenure.
65-21. There, that should make you feel better.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
JT - that helps a lot...
but I still need a hug. Here’s why…Perfect that you responded because, it was your pregame assessment that has spawned my worry.
here’s what I want to see out of the Ducks this weekend.
1. If Bryan Bennett plays, I want to see him go through his progessions.
2. I want to see Oregon’s offensive line consistently win the line of scrimmage battle.
3. I want to see the defense hold WSU to less than 10 points
Not sure if I could assess BB’s progression reads so help me out, but on points 2 and 3, we did not meet expectations against a shit team at home.
I would forget the idea of the whelps being held to 10 if I were you.
Bennett going through his progressions would be nice, if he plays. But there is no real indication that the fusks can dominate the LOS on defense to begin with. The Ducks, regardless of who starts, will look to run early and often IMO.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 1, 2011 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Chips said on show that on the pass BB threw to LT, that LT was THE THIRD READ on BB's progression
and it was done perfectly (paraphrase.)
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
PANIC
I’m not getting much school work done, cause I’m really nervous too. My worry is the “few bad possessions” thing you mentioned. With the crowd environment, we could easily be in a battle and down by some points early with just a couple mistakes.
I’m not suggesting I think this is going to happen. Just that it may be possible and that if it does I will be in full on Panic mode.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that actually Ricky Williams, or just a guy who looks like Ricky Williams?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
That has got to be Ricky Williams
during his whole “do tons of weed in the Sierra Nevada foothills” phase.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
I'm with you man.
This game makes me nervous as hell. i need a bowl of cereal.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
So we have the civil war.
Does the UofO vs uofw game have a title?
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Good vs. Evil
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 1, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes called the Border War
That works for me.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Nov 1, 2011 8:48 PM PDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I’ve heard that and the uncivil war.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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I like the uncivil war
Although, I’m starting to really like Hate Week
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I was always partial to "TAKE THAT YOU STUPID HUSKIES."
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, misquoted. "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING HUSKIES."
Bud Withers with the story and context.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 1, 2011 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You meant to say, I'm sure, "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING hUSKIES"
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