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The Joseph Ducreux Wheaton Wave (The Ducreaton Wave): A Guide to all Alternative Wheaton Waves

It all started with the life wishing of HoodRiverDuck. He wanted a Joseph Ducreux Wheaton Wave to make his life complete. And on the First of November, 2011, on the Tuesday of Happy I Hate washington Week. He posted his idea for the Ducreux Wheaton Wave, henceforth known as the Ducreaton Wave, along with the first picture accompanying it, and history was made.

The following day, the Jackson Wave and the The-Force-Is-Strong-With-Wheaton Wave were created. This guide also covers those. So whenever you need a pick-me-up, just bookmark this page.

 

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Kenny Wheaton in Action

via media.kval.com

Star-divide

 

Now, some of you may be asking yourself, who is Joseph Ducreux? (I was before I searched the Interwebz) If you recognize this internet meme...

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via www.artexpertswebsite.com

... you know who Joseph Ducreux is.

 

Ducreux was a French Painter who lived in the 18th Century, and this painting is a self portrait of him that has gone on to be an internet meme, depicting popular culture in the 18th Century vernacular.

Now... on to the Ducreaton Wave with credit going to HoodRiverDuck, Benzduck, JShufelt, Quack Addict and myself.

If you would like to see the original pick with Jerry Allen's call, and I daresay you do, click HERE or HERE. I personally prefer the first video, but the second video has the added bonus of a cartoon depicting Jerry Allen's brilliance.

Jerry Allen's call starts off with:

"Huard is going to go back to throw the ball..."

Hood River duck translates this as being:

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

The next line, "Steps up, Throws towards the Corner of the endzone..", QuackAddict translates as being:

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via memegenerator.net and QuackAddict

Then due to the excitement of participating in the Ducreaton Wave there are three accepted translations for the line:

"It is... INTERCEPTED! INTERCEPTED THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!"

The first comes from JShufelt, which contains an excellent reference to .Anatidaephobia (You know you want to Click!),

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via memegenerator.net

the second from myself,

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via memegenerator.net

and the third from HoodRiverDuck

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via memegenerator.net

 

 

Benzduck then translates the line

"TO THE 35! THE 40!"

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via memegenerator.net

The two "KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!" are translated by myself and HoodRiverDuck, although the first has two translations.

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via memegenerator.net

or

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via memegenerator.net

 

 

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via memegenerator.net

 

The line, "THE 20! THE 10!", has been translated to:

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via memegenerator.net

"TOUCHDOWN! KENNY WHEATON!" is translated as:

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

And the last line of Jerry's call, "ON THE INTERCEPTION! THE MOST IMPROBABLE FINISH TO A FOOTBALL GAME!", is translated to:

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via memegenerator.net

And lo, the Ducreaton Wave was born.

Now, the socially accepted Wheaton Wave is still Jerry Allen's Call, but when you see a traditional Wheaton Wave (and there will be many this week) I encourage you to start a Ducreaton Wave below it, ensuring the point gets across and generating a few laughs. I also encourage you to view the Biblical Wheaton Wave, which was the precursor to the Ducreaton Wave.

The day after the famed Ducreaton Wave, there were a new two alternative waves: The Samuel Jackson Wave and The-Force-Is-Strong-With-Wheaton Wave. Here they are, picture by picture.

With apologies to Axemen23, because he won't understand the Pulp Fiction references, here goes:

(Credit to sacduxnuts for the ideas as well as participants sacsuxnuts, JShufelt, jhammond10, HoodRiverDuck, Quack Addict, and myself.)

"Huard's going to go back to throw the ball,"

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via memegenerator.net and sacduxnuts

"Steps up, looks, throws towards the corner of the endzone...."

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via memegenerator.net and JShufelt

"...and It is... INTERCEPTED!"

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via i.imgur.com and jhammond10

"INTERCEPTED THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!"

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

"TO THE 35!"

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via memegenerator.net and sacduxnuts

"THE 40!"

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via memegenerator.net and JShufelt

"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!"

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!"

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via memegenerator.net and Quack Addict

"TO THE 20! THE TEN!"

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via memegenerator.net and myself

"TOUCHDOWN! KENNY WHEATON!"

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

"ON THE INTERCEPTION!"

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via memegenerator.net and JShufelt

"THE MOST IMPROBABLE FINISH TO A FOOTBALL GAME!"

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via memegenerator.net and JShufelt

I apologize for how long this is, but here is the final alternative Wheaton Wave, The-Force-Is-Strong-With-Wheaton Wave.

(Credit to HoodRiverDuck for the idea and participants HoodRiverDuck, JShufelt, Quack Addict, BigGreenWreckingMachine and myself.)

"Huard is gonna go back to throw the ball,"

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

"Steps up, looks, throws towards the corner of the endzone.."

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via memegenerator.net

"It is... INTERCEPTED! INTERCEPTED THE DUCKS HAVE THE BALL!"

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via memegenerator.net and JShufelt

"TO THE 35!"

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via memegenerator.net

"THE 40!"

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via memegenerator.net and HoodRiverDuck

"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!"

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via memegenerator.net

^DO THIS TWICE^

"THE 20! THE 10! TOUCHDOWN!"

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via memegenerator.net and Quack Addict

And finally,

"KENNY WHEATON! ON THE INTERCEPTION! THE MOST IMPROBABLE FINISH TO A FOOTBALL GAME!"

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via memegenerator.net and BGWM

As Takimoto says, whenever those evil Malamutes try to troll our precious blog, just pull out one of these alternative Wheaton Waves. Not only will they render any argument irrelevant, but it will also make you damn proud inside for the spectacular work done here at ATQ (Not to mention you laughing to yourself throughout the whole wave).

Thanks guys for reading this and lastly, HAPPY-I-HATE-wASHINGTON-WEEK!

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Awesome

I will say that the seed for this was the biblical Wheaton Wave that came out of today’s Tako Tuesdays. Which is apparently called Tako Tuesdays again.

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 1, 2011 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW

This is astonishingly brilliant folks. An act of true beauty!

Few days have passed in which I have been more proud to be a Duck fan!

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 1, 2011 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It makes me so happy

that Kenny Wheaton has now stolen the ball and the wave from washington fans

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Nov 1, 2011 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That'll do.

"All noble things are as difficult as they are rare."
- Baruch Spinoza

by Avap on Nov 1, 2011 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we need to add the Yoda and Samuel L. Jackson Wheaton Waves to the list.

The Samuel L. Jackson one is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9

by QuackQuackAttack on Nov 2, 2011 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Starting on it now

I’ll probably get around to adding pictures later this evening. WE HAVE TO FINISH THE JACKSON WAVE THOUGH!

Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!

by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love this with all of my heart and peepee

by echo31 on Nov 2, 2011 1:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I've been thinking about The Martin Luther King wave..

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Nov 2, 2011 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I sort of want to see one started as "The Dude" from the Big Lebowski.

Huard just like, drops back to throw the ball, man.

Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12

by CaDuck on Nov 3, 2011 12:48 AM PDT reply actions  

This NEEDS to happen!

He, like, sets up and throws the ball over by the rug in the corner man.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This Husky posession will not stand, man! It's, like, intercepted.

The Little Lebowski Urban Achievers have the ball!

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really derped that one....

Too early to try to reply to my own comments for no reason I guess.

Seriously, someone needs to help us with this one though.

by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why are there no MLK and Lebowski gifs posted in this thread yet?
Both are genius. we NEED to see those.

Yeah, well…It being the most improbable finish to the football game is just, like, your opinion, man.

by keeerrrttt1 on Nov 3, 2011 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

IZ THIS HOLT?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Nov 3, 2011 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand this meme.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Nov 3, 2011 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what would happen if we crossed streams

by INducktrination on Nov 3, 2011 9:45 AM PDT reply actions  

The Huskies would implode.

OH WAIT THEY ALREADY DID THAT TROLLOLOLOLOLOL

Now with mustache guarantee!

by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

We could always try an Abraham Lincoln Wheaton Wave

4 score and 20 years ago, Huard went back to throw the ball…

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Nov 3, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I just Wheaton Waved a fusky on Facebook.

It felt good. Real good.

STATEMENT! STATEMENT! STATEMENT!

by Mr. Knox on Nov 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

There you go. Now, try a Boner Pilz

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Nov 4, 2011 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

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