DUCK FANS: YOU ARE ALL ON NOTICE. 

ANY PANICKING, IRRATIONAL NEGATIVE THOUGHT, OR SAD FEELINGS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. THIS IS CHIP KELLY OREGON FOOTBALL. THE DUCKS ARE DOWN TWO TOUCHDOWNS, AND GET THE BALL TO START THE SECOND HALF. 

IF YOU ARE WORRIED, DO NOT BE. THERE ARE THIRTY MINUTES LEFT TO BE PLAYED, AN ETERNITY IN OREGON FOOTBALL TIME. ADJUSTMENTS WILL BE MADE, AND THE OREGON DUCKS GET THIRTY MINUTES TO PUT TOGETHER A COMEBACK. AT HOME. AGAINST A COACH WHO JUST SAID ON NATIONAL TV THAT HE ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE ANYTHING ON DEFENSE. 

MY FINE FEATHERED FRIENDS, TO YOU I SAY THIS:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!