Quack Fix: LaMichael says he's ready, basketball starts tonight
by jtlight on Nov 2, 2011 6:44 AM PDT
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Did you miss the first ATQ Tuesday Night talk? Don't worry, you can download it directly here. To the quack!
- LaMichael James claims that he's 100% for the game at washington on Saturday night. While many Duck fans were worried about his 7 rushes for 11 yards first half, James says that he was just testing out his elbow. He knew that he would be rusty, and had to get used to playing with his elbow brace. Despite the tough first half, he was happy with how the game went. A fun note, the athletic staff made James do "up-downs" to prove that his elbow was ready to go.
- Goe has a piece on James' injury as well, and notes that James was surprised by the lack of swelling and pain in his elbow after the WSU game. Video of James' press conference is after the jump.
- Goe also has a piece on Keith Price, who has helped improve washington's scoring output by 2 touchdowns per game over last year. But, but, but... Jake Locker! NFL!
- With it being Washington week, all the stories about Kenny Wheaton come out. Keeerrrttt from FishDuck adds one of the best pieces I've seen on the Oregon legend. Wheaton was in town last weekend, inducted into the Oregon Hall of Fame. Kurt covers Wheaton's entire career at Oregon, not just the play that made him famous.
- Oregon's basketball season kicks off unofficially tonight as the Ducks host Grand Canyon University in an exhibition game. With so many new players on the team, every game and practice is important for the Ducks, and it could be fun to see where they are at.
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Fuskies writers are making themselves look bad this week, this writer is saying our dominance is just about our facilities. How about we have better coaches & better players
I enjoy the caption for the first picture.
Husky Stadium 2.0, opening in 2013, will allow the Huskies to keep up with the Ducks in the college sports arms race.
Uhhh, wrong. You’ll catch up to where we were 10 years ago, while we continue to move forward. Nice work guys.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
By 2013
We will have just finished installing our fiber optic turf, where we can change the color of the turf based on whatever the hell we feel like.
I've read about fiber-optic turf...
Is UO really planning to install it?
I would be totaly ok with it if, and only if
We kept the color scheme we have currently. I do NOT want to become the boise of the Pac. The only reason to install something like this would be for something like halftime/pregame shows. That would be awesome.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
"Dominance"?
You mean like your ZERO National Titles and ZERO Rose Bowl Wins Since 1917? Pure Dominace!!!!
HI THERE FRIEND
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
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I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
by F'n Duck on Nov 2, 2011 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
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It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
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I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
by F'n Duck on Nov 2, 2011 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
It's not done!
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
I’m going to go watch the video ten times. hangs head in shame
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
There is also
(shameless plug) a Guide
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
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I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
by F'n Duck on Nov 2, 2011 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
now it's done
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I want to try this...
My parents believed in me.
by flyduckfly on Nov 2, 2011 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
between our two teams
Which was the last one to win a major BCS bowl?
In the last 10 years:
How many conference championships have you won?
How many times did your all pro QB jack Loker beat UO?
How many national coach of the year awards have UW coaches won?
How many national title games have you played in?
I’ll be waiting to hear which of these UW was more dominant in.
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Well, over the last 10 years it has been the darkest stretch in UW history. But we can compare if you want too.
In the last 10 years:
BCS Bowl victories= UO 1 UW 1
Holiday Bowl victories= UO 1 UW 1
Sun Bowl victories = UO 1 UW 0
Falling on their faces in a bowl game = UO 6 UW 1
So when you match the greatest 10 stretch in the history of your program with the worst 10 year stretch in UW history, all you have to show for it is 1 extra Sun Bowl win, and a bunch of failures in bowl games. Yippy.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Huard's gonna go back to throw the ball...
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sets up, looks to make a valid point.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
and logic is INTERCEPTED!!!
INTERCEPTED WHEN A FUSK FAN CAME INTO A DUCK FORUM TO BE A JACKASS!!!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
It's changed, the ducks have changed the subject! (that they brought up, mind you)
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What have you done for me lately?
I know won .5 of a title once, but what have you done for me lately?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Down to the insanity! The idiocy!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 2, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did I talk about NC titles?
I’m just talking about comparing what each team has accomplished in the last 10 years. The 10 worst years in recent Husky history compared to the 10 best in Duck history.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't this be a subject Duck fans love to talk about?
We can’t talk about 91 or 17 when we keep it to the last 10 years.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You interrupted the hallowed chanting of a Wheaton Wave, son!
Ain’t done! Ain’t done!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Ya know, Harvard and Army once dominated college football.
Notre Dame. Shit happens. Domers still talk as if their return to dominance is right around the corner. Every stinking year. Sound familiar?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well if you wanna,
You left out
Pac 10 titles = UW 0, UO 2
Winless seasons = UW 1, UO 0
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well not exactly.
In 2000 it was a 3 way tie for the Pac 10 title with UW winning the tie breaker and getting to rep the conference in the Rose Bowl, which UW won.
And yes, there was a winless season, hence why I refer to it as the darkest stretch in UW football history.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Math is hard, I know
But 2000 is eleven years ago.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Good point.
The Rose Bowl win was in 2001, but the season was not.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good God I didn't even give UO enough credit
For the years 2001-2010:
Pac 10 titles = UW 0, UO 3
LAST PLACE finishes = UW 4, UO 0
Winless seasons = UW 1, UO 0
Victories = UW 45, UO 89
During one of those ten years did UW finish ahead of UO in the conference standings.
We won very nearly twice as often as you did.
You still sticking with your “gap is not that big” rhetoric?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
And those titles were all outright, mind you.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Because what do you have to show for those Pac 10 titles? Other than a Fiesta bowl win, which really should have been a Rose Bowl, there isn’t much there.
As a Seahawk fan, it’s pretty unsatisfying to tout a bunch of division titles and a Super Bowl loss as being the pinnacle of our achievement. Not to say they meant nothing, but every single one of those seasons ended the same way. With a loss.
Now if you compare USC in that same time period, minus the sanctions, then there is something to be envious of.
And I’m not even getting into possible sanctions for Oregon, since I’m a little doubtful that there will be much there, but until it’s resolved, we won’t know the full story of how to view some of Oregons recent achievements.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Because what do you have to show for those Pac 10 titles?
The trophies in the trophy case. So you’re saying you’d rather “show” your Holiday Bowl plaque from last year? Really?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, they would
They’re like the guy that buys a 1991 Yugo and puts $3000 rims on it. You drive up in your 2011 Mecedes Benz AMG with stock wheels and they make fun of car because they have more expensive rims than you.
It’s the definition of delusional.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Nov 2, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I was right with you until you misspelled Mercedes.
I don’t always play the spelling Nazi, but when I do, it’s probably over this.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Why?
The worst 10 years in Fusk history includes the longest losing streak in the series either side has ever had. 0-12. Etc. So what’s your point?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My point is,
that during that stretch which is god awful for the Huskies, the ducks have managed 1 extra Sun Bowl victory and 5 bowl losses.
Not saying that I wouldn’t rather have the last 10 years that the Ducks had over what the Huskies had, but the gap isn’t as large as some make it out to be.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And your selective reasoning presumes
that any of us care about college football’s broken postseason. Most college football fans realize the regular season, the conference season, and rivalry games are more important than the outcome of the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl. The NCG is nice but we all know it’s mythical and laughably flawed.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 7:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
23 - 1 in conference play with CK as head coach, baby
23 FUCKING 1. PUT THAT IN YER PIPES AND SMOKE IT!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 2, 2011 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's broken, but it's what we have for now.
And you still need to win your bowl games.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is pretty well covered territory around here
But the results of bowl games don’t amount to squat in trends of recruiting, rankings, etc. Apart from the NCG these days, not many remember the outcomes anyway. I would be willing to bet you had to look up how many bowl losses UO had, and I very you were surprised at the number you found. You’re welcome to care about the Sun Bowl, but I simply don’t give a fuck about it. The only thing any college football team can control is it’s regular season and conference outcomes. The rest, it’s just window dressing. So I disagree that’s you have to win your bowl games.
And FWIW, I remember Nebraska trouncing you guys last year more vividly than your bowl win against them, because I actually cared about the outcome of the first game,.so I watched it. What third tier bowl was that, anyway?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
God awful auto correct.
Sorry for the typo fest.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually think that was the Holiday Bowl
We should give these pieces of malamut shit some credit for winning the holiday bowl against a clearly better football time who didn’t give a fuck about playing a team for the second time that year.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 2, 2011 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You're welcome to disagree. But you won't sway me to think it means nothing.
The mid to late 90’s were pretty tough as a UW fan, because even though we were going to bowl games every year, we were always ending the year on a loss.
And yes, I had to look up to see the exact number of Oregon losses, but no I was not suprised by the total. I enjoy watching Oregon lose in bowl games, and I’ve been happy much more often than I’ve been disappointed.
And a lot of fans care about bowl results, bowl records are a good way to compare conference strength. I’ll watch any Pac 10/12 bowl game and root for the conference (except Oregon). And I know I’m not alone in this.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fine
So by your one metric of bowl success over the past ten years, UW is not far behind UO. By basically every other metric of success and failure over the past ten years, we are absolutely miles ahead of you. And by the absolutely most important metric of relative team strength—head-to-head record—the last seven years should remind you just how big that gap is. In case you’ve forgotten, it’s FOUR FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS PER GAME.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, there is no denying the head-to-head record.
Like I said, it’s been a dark time for the Huskies. Thankfully we’re out of the gutter, and hopefully on our way back to making the series respectable again.
My overall point isn’t that the Huskies weren’t really bad for the last decade, but more that the Ducks were good, but not great.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you should've just said that.
We’ve had two great seasons in the last ten (2001, 2010), one that could have been great (2007), and many good ones. If that equates to good, not great, I’m fine with that.
But the Huskies have been fucking rank until last year, and you know it. So “the gap isn’t that big” just doesn’t make any sense to me.
The gap is smaller this year. I will grant you that.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's the fun in that? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It’s hate washington week here, I’m going guns blazing!
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Also,
up above I successfully broke up a Wheaton wave on ATQ during hate washington week! BOOYA!!!
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry, we'll ban you later
Just like a Uw v Oregon game. We’ll let you hang in there for a while and let you think you have a chance, then we’ll drop the hammer.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Hehe, since I'm not totally sure if you're joking, or just half-joking
I’ll back off, you fowl beast.
By the way, good job on your podcast. Minus the Washington hate, it’s good analysis.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally joking
Don’t worry, we’re ok with a couple of you dawgs draggin your ass around on our carpet for a while. Besides, you all don’t usually stick around too long.
Thanks for the compliment on the podcast. I was the one that sounded 13 BTW.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Anyway, this has been fun.
But since you’ve done nothing but trot out the usual delusional WEER STIL GUD I SWARE rhetoric, I’ll just trot out our own.
Night.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, like I said, we sucked for the last decade.
It was more pulling you down with us, than trying to deny sucking. ;)
But thanks, it’s been fun for me too.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 2, 2011 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not paying you any mind..
not that you would mind.
Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!
by David the Duck on Nov 2, 2011 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WEll, I for one, love your sign in name; most appropriate, AND,
you ought just stick with you one real truth statement which realy says it for the fuskies:
Hey, like I said, we sucked for the last decade.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
WE DON'T WANT TO SWAY YOU -- WHY ARE YOU HERE?
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU’LL SWAY US???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
IRRATIONAL SPORTS HATE FOR THE WIN!!!
I WISH ALL YOU PEOPLE WOULD STOP ARGUING.
It’s all just so much “Waiting for Godot” on top and “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead” below.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Are we ignoring our Holiday Bowl beatdown of Ok St?
Just don’t feel like mentioning that or what?
If you wanna make people mad just remind them that we lost to Wake Forest and got ran off the field by BYU….
You are failing at this trolling thing.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 2, 2011 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funny you mention our bowl losses
Because I don’t remember you playing in many bowls during that streach. Like, at all. I’d rather take my bowl losses to your no bowls policy.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
While I am generally in agreement
If I had the option, I probably would have selected not going to a bowl game over the Las Vegas Bowl against BYU.
I ignored my friends for the better part of that Christmas party while watching… whatever that was on the field.
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Nov 2, 2011 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
That was DERP
Pure, unadelterated DERP.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re actually a giant idiot. It’s astounding.
5 bowl losses? Sure. How many bowl games was UW eligible for in the last 10 years?
So it’s better to suck just as long as your going to win whatever bowl game you go to. Got it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
No, it's better to go and lose than to not go at all.
I even said I’d trade our previous decade of results for yours. I’m just saying that while our last decade was pretty sad, and while you guys own the head-to-head record against us in that time period, what the ducks accomplished overall in college football in that time period is not all you guys make it out to be when holding it over our heads. And really your best year in that span (fiesta bowl) was matched by the Huskies (Rose Bowl).
Your NCG appearance is also impressive, but if it felt anything like XL did, it’s a blessing and a curse to have hanging over your head. Everything else just seems meh when you look at the overall picture.
by Mind of no mind on Nov 3, 2011 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Dixon in '07 was Meh?
‘05 we played great all year, with our only loss being to USC with Bush, et al. We then played Oklahoma very tough in the Holiday Bowl and they had Adrian Peterson on that team if I’m not mistaken.
’08 we were a top ten team by the end of the year and beat a very solid Oklahoma team that had Dez Bryant on it.
’09 We were pretty damn good by the end of the year and lost the Rose Bowl because Vince Young dressed up as Terrelle Pryor for the game.
Last year we went to the Natty and lost on a last second field goal to a on hundred and eighty thousand dollar Hulk, who is arguably the rookie of the year thus far in the NFL.
So what the hell are you even saying. Yeah, we don’t have a National Title. But the only bowl game we’ve been whooped off the field in was the BYU game.
The last time we got blown out in any game was at USC, midway through the ’08 season. How many games have the Huskies been blown out in Since November of ’08?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 5:21 AM PDT up reply actions
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what the ducks accomplished overall in college football in that time period is not all you guys make it out to be when holding it over our heads
We’ve had arguably the greatest decade of football the program has ever had, and we are continuing to build off it. Maybe it doesn’t look like much to you, but it has been one hell of a good time around here for us. So go ahead and try to pooh pooh on our last decade, I’m loving it!
by INducktrination on Nov 3, 2011 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions
What teams in college football have had a better
last 3-4 seasons than Oregon. Who has been more consistent and achieved higher accomplishments?
1) Alabama
2) LSU ?
3) fBSU – this is a stretch, but I’ll put it cause their record is likely better, they beat us, and they won a BCS game
4) Ohio St ? –
5) You could argue Texas, but they’ve been underwhelming the last few years
6) Arkansas – maybe
-Not sure who I’m forgetting here. Oregon has been a top ten caliber team every season since ‘08. We haven’t lost a game by more than 14 points since ’08. Only have 2 losses over that span of double digits (fBSU and LSU).
Should I keep going?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
If that's true...
Then this point has absolutely no validity.
My point is, that during that stretch which is god awful for the Huskies, the ducks have managed 1 extra Sun Bowl victory and 5 bowl losses.
If you get called on one thing, you say “my point is this”, someone counters that, you say “I’m just saying this” which is different than your original point.
So what exactly IS your point? That the ceilings of each team have been matched in the last 10 years? (Which isn’t even true because getting TO the NCG is more impressive than winning the Fiesta/Rose/Sugar/Orange)
Every point I’ve seen from Huskies have always included a glaring omission of detail.
I’m not accusing you of this, but this is one of the most glaring:
Rose Bowl > Fiesta Bowl. I’ll even CONCEDE this point. With all benefits and rewards being equal, the Rose Bowl has the history. What’s the omission? The 2001-02 Rose Bowl was the NCG. If it was at the Orange Bowl, Oregon would have gone to the Rose Bowl.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
what the ducks accomplished overall in college football in that time period is not all you guys make it out to be when holding it over our heads
only when you pick and choose your stats like you have … when you look at the total picture, what we’ve accomplished has been lightyears ahead of washington
Falling on their faces in a bowl game = UO 6 UW 1
You forget to count bowl eligibility.
Logic. It’s kind of a pain in the ass.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 3, 2011 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Done.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Nov 3, 2011 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Better to fall on our faces than, like the fuskies, fall into the feces.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Tuesday Night Talk?
I liked it better when it was called Talk-o Tuesdays.
/hipsteryeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah’d
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I'm putting this right out there
LMJ has surpassed DD as my favorite Duck of all time.
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Top 5
LMJ
DD
Mailman
St. John Joseph Harrington, Jr.
Kenny Wheaton
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I heartily agree with this statement
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
He would make my top ten
Gotta stop somewhere though, plus I only have 20 years or so to draw on.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Great List!
John Boyett is about to creep up on my list VERY soon. Just dreading the day without him patrolling the secondary.
Replace Mailman with Howry, and you have yourself the start of a very good list.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
What’s wrong with having Maehl in the top 10?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
:(
Maehl is easily my favorite Duck receiver of all time.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
How long have you been following the Ducks? There haven’t been too many great Oregon receivers since 2003.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I’ve followed them since I have been a college football fan. I was young when Howry played, though.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
You're only 1 year younger than I am
and I clearly remember Howry’s 2001 return like it was yesterday.
Man, the heavens really opened after that one.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I doubt that the '01 Civil War was even on television here.
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by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it was a national game
it was pushed out to like December 1 or 2 or 3 just for that reason.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Yeah, it was a big game, we were ranked 4th or so that year, and the beavers
were coming off their biggest season ever in 2000
There’s been a LOT of great Oregon WRs over the years, a shame only a handful get remembered for their efforts.
-Bob Newland
-Lew Barnes
-Joe Reitzug
-Terry Obee
-Tony Hargain
-Cristin McLemore
-Tony Hartley
-Patrick Johnson
-Damon Griffin
…THEN start getting into Howry and the time since, but don’t forget the guys who came before who also put up ridiculous numbers.
I grew up watching
Keenan Howry
Sammy Parker
Demetrius Williams
Jeff Mhael
And while they’re not true WR
Justine Peele
George Wrigster
Tim Day
Ed Dickson
and now Paulson, seriously that dude has stickem on his fingers. Most relyable pass catcher we have.
Quack Quack Bitches!
Joe Reitzug---
The master of flying thru the air on a long jump-fly, snagging the ball in flight and finding (somehow) a way to get a foot down for a touchdown.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Love the McLemore shout out.
I remember him getting absolutely annihilated, and hanging on over and over.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I remember watching Mclemore puke his guts out after a play then run back in next play.
I also remember helping one of the McLemore brothers (I think it was the other McLemore?) push his crappy car that had stopped working in the middle of the road in Eugene.
Come along now, Cabot!
Was it McLemore who puked his guts out on the field or Patrick Johnson?
I think it was a home game with Fresno, maybe ’96?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Seeing as you and I (among others)
Have been Duck fans far shorter than everyone else here, our lists would definitely look different.
1) Dennis Dixon
2) Walter Thurmond III
3) LMJ
4) J-Stew
5) Patrick Chung
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
I thought about putting TJ Ward in there.
I still remember hearing his hit against Zac Robinson in the Holiday Bowl.
I just thought that WT3 was hilarious (he always seemed to me like a more mature Cliff Harris. Really good, yet also really funny). He was playing out of his mind in 2009 before he went down against Cal.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
Yes he was.
I think he is actually my favorite Duck of all time. Not sure why. He just is.
I would still argue too, that his not playing at Autzen in the ’08 fBSU game (due to being out with a pulled groin) was a HUGE factor in that game.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 2, 2011 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call. I had forgotten that.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Gary Oldman?
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Mel Renfro
Only in the NFL Hall of Fame as a DB for the Cowboys for 14 seasons.
But I only saw him play in an Oregon uniform when I was six years old, and frankly I just thought they were all big and cool.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Well, it was a top 5. And I don’t know that there’s anything “wrong” with it, but I agree with Jared that Howry was better.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I’ll just always think of Maehl as the go-to receiver that always made the clutch 3rd down catch in the greatest Ducks season of all-time. I guess that’s why.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Not that he was better-just stating my reason for him being my favorite.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Different memories. Howry’s punt return against the Bavers in the 2001 Civil War in a monsoon will always be right up there with my top Duck football moments.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
That was the greatest feeling
after standing in that terrible rain all day, no energy in the stands, and then bam! that return. The student section was instantly transformed into a mosh pit, rain water flying everywhere off ponchos and plastic sheets as people were jumping, screaming and generally going bananas. Great
We were standing (I’d say sitting, but I don’t think we sat down once we got to our seats) about mid-way up the student section. About two minutes before kickoff, I realized I had to pee. But we were packed so tightly, that I didn’t want to move. I might never get back to that spot again. Well, with the freezing rain coming down, and the game being as intense as it was, I just never got the chance to go. Even at halftime, I didn’t want to move.
I held it the whole game, and practically ran back to the dorms afterward. I think my piss lasted about 2 and a half minutes.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
It was so wet you could have just pissed yourself and it would have washed out
considering you were in the student section I doubt you would have been the only one pissing their pants
You’re probably right, no one would have known. But I like my story better than one in which I soil my trousers.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
I never soiled myself at a game but did have a few drunken missteps
I once snuck a bottle of vodka into the game (shocking) and was drinking it with a 20 oz sprite bottle. As the game went on and I became more incompetent I made a poor choice. Holding the sprite between thumb and forefinger and the vodka between forefinger and middle I decided a tasty swig of sprite would hit the spot. I raised my hand to drink, tilted the sprite to my mouth and poured vodka right into my open eye. Good times
Once upon a (college) time I drank a flaming Dr. Pepper.
With flame in tact.
Hey, it’s called a flaming Dr. Pepper, right? Why would you blow out the flame?
No voice for 2 weeks.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 2, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome back Musgrave, couldn't stay away from some good hate huh?
I think everyone that is dumb enough to order a flaming drink has made or nearly made that mistake. My buddy barely stopped me from making the same error at, what was that bar below Pegasus? during a Blazers/Lakers game
Fathoms bar
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I was in the front row, right on the 15 yard line.
We’d been at Autzen since about 6 that morning in line.
When they pan back across the crowd after that TD run, I can spot a dorm-mate and myself jumping up and down hugging each other. Such a very, very good day.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Nov 2, 2011 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...and I was in second grade.
Hopefully that didn’t make you feel too old.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
In 40 years you'll be BenzTQA8
writing blogs about the start of the dynasty years from 2011-2030 when Oregon won the national championship 9 times and never, ever lost to uw
I think it was his age that made him feel old.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah. Terrell Turner isn’t even close to the best defensive linemen in Oregon history.
I just really like him. He makes me laugh.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Terrell appreciates it!
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
1. LMJ; DD
2. Keenan Howry
3. Kenny Wheaton
4. Jonathan Stewart
5. Terrell Turner
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
No Joey????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I’ve become less of a Joey fan over the last couple of years.
I’m not a hater, but there are other players I’ve enjoyed watching and following.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Gasping....
Less….of…a…Joey fan??? This does not compute.
Please review and then rescind your absurd statement.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
How about...
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
WHY YOU NO GIVE DEFENSE YOUR LOVES?!?!???!?
1. Nagata
2. LMJ
3. J Stew
4. Chung
5. Harrington
Quack Quack Bitches!
Wheaton played him some defense
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I remember him purely as an offensive player scoring TDs on the fuskies.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
you young'uns....he was a pretty decent db
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
1. Howry
2. Harrington
3. Droughns
4. Kenny Wheaton
5. Kevin Mitchell
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
This changes often though
I can’t forget Bauman, Dennis Dixon, Ngata, Jstew, and Jason Willis.
Man I miss Rashad Bauman and Jason Willis.
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Kevin Mitchell was so good for being such a small linbacker
I remember him stuffing Colorado’s running backs in that Fiesta Bowl when all the pundits thought we’d be steamrolled by their “physical rushing attack”.
Pffft!
My parents believed in me.
Yeah Kevin was awesome, I still picture some of those hits.
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged
Still too soon.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Nov 2, 2011 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Man, I can't kick any of those guys off the list, but how can I not find room for Haloti?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
He's my second favorite
I’m not sure anyone will ever be able to surpass Joey for me.
Of course, if someone wins us a Nat’l Championship I’ll probably drop Joey like a bad habit.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
My favorte duck
is De’Angelo Thomas. He wears #? and is really fast.
by JonathanPDX on Nov 2, 2011 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And makes great sandwiches.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
And doesn't afraid of anything.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and has a snake named after him or something
oh yeah, and apparently he’s Snoop’s kid
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I think he’s trollin’ for trolls to go over and say hellos.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
If only I were a member
I’d pop in and post I LIKE INVISIBLE DICK OM NOM NOM
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
...and I bit
sorry. I’ll leave them alone
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 2, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Dens of sin
That’s A+ trolling if you ask me. Either that or he’s a religious zealot of some kind. Either way.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, why am I the 13 year old?
I easily sound 14. I’m a good kid, not a punk.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
hmm
is the plagarizer trying to insult us?
I mentioned in the Talkshoe thread last night that I sound like I’m 13. If I was really worried about it, I wouldn’t be doing podcasts.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
He has no room to try and insult you guys. From what I can tell, he’s never done his own podcast. But that’s probably because he can’t copy and paste it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED FOR POINTING US TO A DEN OF TROLL BAIT
For the love of God, all you unsuspecting, vulnerable, addicted to fighting with trolls (and trollish) Duck fans. DON’T CLICK ON THE LINK. PLEASE DON’T GO THERE. DON’T ADD TO THEIR COMMENT COUNT, DON’T GIVE THEM PAGE VIEWS, DON’T MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THEY MATTER IN ANY WAY.
THEY SURE AS HECK DON’T.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
there are some fun people there
and they need help with math
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 2, 2011 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
damn, if we go there and troll, we can't object to them coming here to troll...
Just sayin’
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Huard's gonna go back to throw the ball...
by Pelhament on Nov 2, 2011 7:41 AM PDT reply actions 7 recs
Sets up, looks, throws to the corner of the end zone...
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 2, 2011 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
It is intercepted, intercepted the ducks have the ball
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
by F'n Duck on Nov 2, 2011 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
DOWN TO THE 35, THE 40!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
KENNY WHEATON IS GONNA SCORE!!!
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
20...the 10...touchdown
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
by F'n Duck on Nov 2, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 7 recs
KENNY WHEATON! ON THE INTERCEPTION!
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
THE MOST IMPROBABLE FINISH TO A FOOTBALL GAME!!!
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Nov 2, 2011 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Good morning, quack addicts!
It has been 2,923 days since the washington huskies have defeated the Oregon Ducks in football.
DID YOU KNOW? By volume, roughly 12% of the content of the internet consists of pictures of a dejected Tyrone Willingham standing in front of a scoreboard showing a washington loss.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 2, 2011 7:51 AM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I always felt bad for Willingham
put in a tough situation by his predecessor, unreasonable expectations from the base, had to appear in public wearing ugly purple crap…
by OregonNYC on Nov 2, 2011 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We can try it out...
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
o
http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/10/10840/11100987.jpg
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OMG FAIL LAUGHING SO HARD
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
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It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
ooo
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
GO
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
DUCKS
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
What I've realized is that...
…UW is the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo, I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Try again
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/SUPERREC’D
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 6, 2011 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I should flag you right now.
by INducktrination on Nov 2, 2011 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Since Mace Windu is Samuel L's lamest character ever,
I think it’s appropriate.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It is not a pURPle lightsaber...
It is Lavender/Chartreuse
Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!
by David the Duck on Nov 2, 2011 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Freaking Brilliant!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
What percentage of the world's population was born since Washington beat Oregon in football?
I want to find this out.
It was somewhere around 6.2 billion in 2003
which means there are roughly 800 million people who have never known a world where the huskies have beat the ducks in Football.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
You're not including turnover. It is likely well in excess of 1 billion people right?
I don't mean to impose...
It's a lot higher than that.
Right now about 490,000 people are born every day. Multiply that by 2923 days, and you have 1,432,270,000 people who have never lived in a world where the fuskies have beaten the Ducks. That, my feathered friends, is just over 20% of the world’s population.
/mathed
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
So
The problem is the exponential growth. The 490,000 people / day rate you’re citing depends on the size of the current population. When the population was lower, the corresponding birth rate was significantly lower as well.
(As I type this, I realize that I’m just kinda pissing on a parade for no reason. BUT IT’S NOT FOR NO REASON MATH IS MY THING DAMMIT AND IF YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME I HAVE NOTHING —)
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 2, 2011 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought about that, but I have no data for the birth rate seven years ago.
I doubt that it’s a whole lot lower than it is now. Seven years is a long time in football, but not a long time in human history.
Also, many of the people born in the past seven years haven’t survived, but again, no data.
I still think it’s well above one billion.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
All I can say it that 1 billion is no where near enough
we must work to expand this to an entire generation
Math is like sex.
You subtract the cloths, add the bed, divide the legs and multiply!
But that’s as far as I go with math. Seems to have gotten me pretty far in life so far.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The assumption of exponential growth says
that the birth rate is proportional to the current population.
So if, at 7 billion people, the growth rate is 490,000 people / day, then in 2003 (when the population was 6.3 billion), then the growth rate should have been roughly 6.3/7 * 490,000 = 434,000 / day.
Since the world’s population has grown steadily, the growth rate has grown steadily too. This means that if we use the 434,000 / day estimate, we get a pretty severe underestimate of the true value.
That estimate, by the way? Still nearly 1.27 billion, and again, to stress — that number is low.
The real answer, however, is Fuck washington, as always.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 2, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You betcha
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Here's my metric
How many have graduated from the institution on Montlake without ever seeing their team defeat their rivals from Eugene while they were students?
At least four graduating classes, by my reckoning, assuming their students are smart and dedicated enough to get out in four.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
A win on Saturday will guarantee that 100% off my offspring will born into this reality
Do it for my children Oregon!
None of my three boys have ever seen a win by washington over Oregon.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Nor my two!
NICE PARENTING, GORBY.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I know we aren't done with Samuel Jackson yet, but this needed to be done
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
jumping on
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
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It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Game-winning this interception was, hmm?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
better...
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
GOOD LORD
Things have gotten good around here.
I’ll stay away and not ruin it.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 2, 2011 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd call you a wussy but I don't want you staying away because I called you names.
You big not-wussy you.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Nothing is as good sans Musgrave
Not even camping
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Nov 2, 2011 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey Tako, it looks like Matt's finally agreed to the triple decker manwich.
Ooooh, I know, let’s all get in the sweater together.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 4, 2011 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why we knitted it with six sleeves!
It’s gonna get messy up in here!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
FREAKING BRILLIANT!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Normally, I discourage doing this sort of thing. But fuck it. It's hate week.
People at uwdawgpound are now resorting to making things up. It’s getting pathetic, really.
I came across a video of Oregon pulling onside kicks up 27-10 against UCLA
That’s filed in the same area as the film with LGB punching Mike Bellotti.
Here’s a fun fact. Oregon hasn’t ever been 27-10 against UCLA in the Chip Kelly era. In fact, I can only think of ONE onside kick in the Chip Kelly era, and that was against Stanford. (I’m sure many of you will point out one I can’t remember).
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Bellotti did call an onside kick against UCLA in 2006, up by 3 scores (in the 3rd quarter), and it was AWESOME.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Chip Kelly has lost control of ’06 Bellotti.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 2, 2011 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Best onside kick ever.
Remember when Jordan Kent was ungodly fast? We’ve got at least a half dozen guys as fast as that now.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
COULD WE ALL STOP GIVING TDP VIEWS, COMMENTS, IMPORTANCE, RESPECT, ATTENTION?
Just my wishlist, worldview and $0.02.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Anyone know why Josh Huff isn't more involved in the return game?
It might give the kid more confidence. He looked down and out during the WSU game after the drop on the first series.
I think he's still pretty dinged up and the want to limit his chance of re-injury
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Nov 2, 2011 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Sprained ankle recovering
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Truffle Shuffle of EDSBS made a great one
In his “Our finest season” meme. Been searching for it all week and can’t find it.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like Jackson Rice
might be quite gimpy. Anyone know if we even have another punter?
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Watched the UW highlights from last year y'all posted yesterday
I miss having a kicker that can actually get touchbacks on kickoffs
Our coverage is so good though
It usually doesn’t matter a bunch.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Punt return coverage has been lights out
Not sure about Kickoff coverage. I’m afraid when we play USC with Robert Woods back there. I remember last year’s game when they started basically on the 40 every possession.
I understand Chips take on every game being a rivalry.
But, I really want to see him get involved. I would love to see him give some Chipisms about the whelps. Hopefully the fans up north do something stupid and get him involved.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Purple is a girl color.
When will they ever realize that? No matter what bad uni combo we come out with, at least it will never have purple on it.
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 10:34 AM PDT reply actions
Purple is a girl color.
That’s insulting to girls.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
it's also insulting to color.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
It is.
I don’t own any purple clothes but I do have one pair of anklet socks that have a thin band of lavendar around the top. I haven’t thrown them out of my wardrobe, but they will NOT be worn this week.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Since you dimed me out yesterday...
While we are talking about purple, why don’t you post a picture for everyone of that Escort you drove after your Probe got stolen?
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 2, 2011 3:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
You had me at Escort and Probe
’nuff said
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
TWDS?
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
by scudderfan on Nov 2, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
She had a PURPLE Ford Escort. Like so purple I couldn’t even believe someone would paint a car that color. Pretty much this:
http://sandydgreen.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/photo3861.jpg?w=229&h=145
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 2, 2011 4:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
SCOREBOARD
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Out of context, this post is unintentionally hilarious.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost wrote “Ford” before each because I knew that would happen but figured I’d leave it out and see…
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 2, 2011 4:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Fixed
Purple is a 4 year old girl color.
My daughter is all about everything purple and pink, and yes even gold. If it’s fancy and princess like, she loves it.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I'm wearing earplugs the whole way to Uw
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Must...Not...Kill...Across...State...Lines...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I helped my 13 year old granddaughter paint her room two shades of purple this summer.
So I don’t think the demographic is quite that narrow.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Ha ha
Yeah. I apologize to girls everywhere. Except the yuppie ones up north in that giant high school stadium on Lake Washington.
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 10:42 AM PDT reply actions
KennyWheaton-for-fail.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I stand by my hatred of the color purple. Sorry color
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 10:43 AM PDT reply actions
I call for a vote.
All who are in favor of removing “purple” as a color, say “AYE!”
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
AYE!
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
My high school colors were purple and white. Fuck 'em.
AYE!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Anal Bum Cover for 200, Trebek.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec my laugh
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Where? How? Why?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Penis Mightier
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just write any number.
Any number will do. 1 is nice. 4. You could even try 11. And you wrote…“threeve.”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Minnie Driver, let’s see what you wrote. You drew a picture of an eye.
Eye is a letter, isn’t it?
Defending maligned chants since 2009
Is it just me, or is it HATE WEEK that is making everything
FUNNIER THAN NORMAL?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
No, I think yesterday was the funniest day on ATQ
Since I’ve been posting (2009)
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 2, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Sthoft 'n sexy?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Thanks for joining the party, my friend! I do want to introduce you to the “Reply” button. It makes following the conversation 100 times easier. It’s at the bottom of every comment. If you could use that in the future, it would be great! Thanks.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
You’ve already got it! It took husky fans several years to figure it out, so you’re well ahead of the game! Thanks.
Defending maligned chants since 2009
by Gorbachav5 on Nov 2, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I still do it from time to time.
It gets kind of confusing when you are replying to the last comment in the thread seeing as the New Comment box is right below.
And yet...
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Did HRD change names?
Or is this a protege kind of thing?
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
by scudderfan on Nov 2, 2011 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's more like an infectious kind of thing.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
So you're like an STD?
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
rrrrrmmmmmmmm*yawn* numnumnumzzzzzzzzz.....FUCK THE HUSKIES!!!!
Mornin’ all!
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 10:50 AM PDT reply actions
From HuskiesSuck.com
How do you keep a Husky player out of your yard?
Put up goal posts.
by JonathanPDX on Nov 2, 2011 10:57 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
From the "Husky Hall of Shame"
A Seattle area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes. He walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement, there was a cork in its rear end. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard the University of Washington fight song come out the cadaver’s butt. Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the cadaver and ran up the stairs to find his mentor.“Sir, you’ve got to come down and help me! I’ve just seen something I can’t believe,” he cried. Annoyed by the naivete of his assistant, he followed him downstairs. “There! Look at the cork in the ass of that body”, said the assistant. “I couldn’t imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please, you do it.” The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork. Once again, the University of Washington fight song started playing. Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: What’s so surprising about that? I’ve heard thousands of assholes sing that song."
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Nov 2, 2011 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jury Duty
I’m on jury duty but they have wifi and cable, but they have sub titles on with the sound off… Maybe the cc service is messed up, but they just said that Phil Simms said he’s not impressed with Andrew Luck. He hasn’t seen him “make any big time NFL throws”. Combine that with him getting into it with Desmond Howard because Dez said his son at Tenn was a bad quarterback, and old Simms is looking like quite the genius.
Did anyone catch on Gameday a few weeks back when they picked the Tenn game they let Desmond go first because Simms was starting due to injury to the starter? Desmond said “the best quarterback in the whole SEC, Matt Simms…” lol. That’s right, Phil, your son is awesome and Andrew Luck isn’t. “Experts”…
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 2, 2011 10:57 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hey now,
Many of Simms’ passes go for a lot of yardage.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
by CaDuck on Nov 2, 2011 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I think I know what this is without clicking on it
blind rec.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Desmond trolled Simms so hard, and it was awesome.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 2, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I am my good man.
Only missed the first round of the CBI at home last year
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I may be the only one.
A lot of folks are saying Washington could steal this. But I actually think the opposite. I am not nervous at all. I think Thomas plays his best game to date, I think DeAnthony goes off. Josh Huff wakes up, and the defense steps up big time, get’s a few picks and sacks.
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 11:02 AM PDT reply actions
Huff
I know he hasn’t caught a lot of passes, but twice lately I’ve noticed him destroying guys on blocks. Nice to see a guy continuing to work hard even when the ball isn’t coming his way often. It would be nice to see him get a big yardage game as well. I think DT is going to have a big rushing game. I think they are going to crash on LMJ to make DT prove he is a threat rushing.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 2, 2011 11:08 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Chip
I think Chip lit a fire under DT with his post game comments on purpose. It his way of waking his qb up for the Uw game. I don’ t think a single Duck is looking past washington.
by KennyWheaton-for- on Nov 2, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t Chip’s comments were a motivational ploy. DT was highly confident he was the starter, and Helfrich confirmed it.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
It would be nice to have a break out passing game vs the terrible huskies D
We’ve only had 1 guy (DAT) have a single game with over 100yds receiving. Getting Huff involved in some big plays would be great
None of these guys are looking ahead to Stanford, the next 3 weeks make the whole season for us
I am definitely in a state of PANIC! Which is good. But I’m letting the hate flow through me, which is why the PANIC! isn’t manifesting on here.
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I am panicked beyond all recognition.
I’m glad this isn’t how everyone’s feeling.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 2, 2011 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I stopped panicking after the NCG
I prefer to live in the moment now and save my panic for when I’m watching cliff harris catch the ball at the two yard line and run backwards into the endzone.
Quack Quack Bitches!
by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I get nervous
anytime the ball is punted to us, unless LMJ is back to receive it.
KU fans-how I hate thee!
I'm watching the replay of the 2010 game and we were 3-3 with 5:40 to go in the 2nd quarter
When they were much worse and we were slightly better.
TRAP GAME TRAP GAME TRAP GAME!!!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I have it on too
and it is actually making me feel much better. Price and Polk played and we handled them just fine.
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Chip's presser...
I love his response to Goe’s question about circling games on the calendar. Basically, if you haven’t seen it, he shoots it down by saying, “I can’t believe you guys still ask me this question.” Except he keeps going and gives a great example of how crappy a coach would be if they talked about certain games as being more important than others. That was awesome.
But the best part was AJ Jacobsen’s question which came right after (I think it was about Michael Clay), and how Kelly says, “Good question…” Hehe. Oh, Chip.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
No kidding...
Goe starting off with “Are you aware of why this is a big rivalry for the fans?”
Really? You really just asked CK if he was aware?
Man.
My parents believed in me.
It's like they are asking to get totally slammed
I swear they are masochists. I get that they have to ask certain questions, or certain angles would make a good story, but man. I’m just glad my paycheck doesn’t depend on me asking Chip pointless questions week after week. My psyche couldn’t handle the ongoing tongue-lashing.
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Gary Campbell weighed in on the "Polk is the greatest UW back ever" debate...
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Ach... Why did you link to Lindsay Schnell???
Gotta put warming labels on that stuff.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Warning
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 2, 2011 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that was certainly a breath of foul air...
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Dude… that juke was SIIIIIIICK.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I know, right?
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 3, 2011 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Shu! How can you contribute to that rrole?
You got me. I laughed, so I’m not that mad.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
There's more...
What will surely piss of juskie fans is that he intimates that Polk isn’t as good as Barner.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Polk would be at best third on Oregon
Fourth if you consider DAT a RB.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I can't say that with real confidence.
I know he wouldn’t be #1 though.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That is a bit homerish, Polk is a really good RB
I don’t think there is anything shocking about saying he is the 2nd best RB in the PAC.
Hey OregonNYC
You’ve previously mentioned a bar in Manhattan that is sort of a Duck bar on gameday. What was it again?
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Also curious
As I’m in NYC.
by builds character on Nov 2, 2011 1:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Anyone in Chile
You’re welcome to come over, got a pretty sweet slingbox feed!
"No one ever rises to low expectations." - Chip Kelly Head Coach at the Univ. of Oregon.
by SouthOfTheBorderDuck on Nov 2, 2011 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SideBar on east 15th
I’ve went twice last year, on the CW is was packed to the doors and had free! beer for an hr before kickoff. Haven’t been back this year but it was a pretty good time
The Side Bar
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
You're in Manhattan?
EVERYONE HIDE THEIR SHOES!!!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You sure you're in Manhattan? This was at the corner of 6th and Oak today
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I am not in Manhattan yet.
But I am also not in Eugene. I do admire that license plate creativity however.
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Yes
I think it’s silly to say Polk is the best RB in the PAC-12, but at the same time you have to admit he’s really good. He needs a little more breakaway speed but the guy can run and he’s doing t behind a less-than-stellar o-line.
by builds character on Nov 2, 2011 1:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I do appreciate that...
she left out the word washington or huskies in the first sentence of the second paragraph.
In fact, Campbell doesn’t even think that Polk is the best running back has ever had.
UW fans really believe in their team
UW says 64,380 tickets have been distributed for Saturday’s game against Oregon. Stadium seats 72,500
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Of course I don't feel bad for them
But it’s kinda sad that they can’t fill their stadium for its last game, against a top 10 opponent.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Nov 2, 2011 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They're afraid to fill it. It might collapse.
Although that would cut demolition costs.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you noticed
how the tv camera bounces at husky stadium? Sometimes its so bad that they have to switch to a different one. No wonder that place is condemned…
KU fans-how I hate thee!
And you know its 30% at least Oregon fans
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Here's hoping.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
It was sold out in 2007 and 35-40% Oregon fans
I’d say.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
But that was before the fuskies were on their way back to the Rose Bowl.
Fans have to be filling the stadium up again to see their fuskies drive for a National Championship.
When they win the NFC West later this year, things will probably get real crazy.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 2, 2011 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
They sell out Seahawks games
With a worse team and much more $ tickets.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
and yet I heard they returned something like 5K unsold tickets?
Crap seats, maybe (there are a lot of crap seats in that place.. it will be nice after they rebuild, I heard they’re taking out the track and moving everything closer. Sort of like that stadium down in.. where is it.. )
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I have terrible seats
but I will be there. Section 1 Row 11 watching the game through the goal posts. That is if I can see the goal posts with 100 yards of track in front of me.
I was around there in 2009
A very festive environment, especially in the 2nd half.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I got them from the UO Ticket office
So I assume they are in a designated visitors section. Is that assumption correct? Otherwise, I have a feeling my buddy is going to get us into some sort of fight by the end of the game.
Shufelt, JPDX and myself are smack dab in the middle of the fusky land
odds on one of us needing bail money or medical assistance?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
is it possible to have odds better than 100%?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I plan to bring several layers, maybe enough padding via jackets will provide protection from drunken fusky blows. By the way, can I bring in a backpack with a sweater in it, or is that against the rules?
I'm wondering if I can get in with football pads I borrow from a friend.
Or maybe riot gear.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If they let us in with Shufelt, they’ll let us in with anything!
by JonathanPDX on Nov 2, 2011 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Save the jokes for the video blog
and yes, there’s been interest in visual documentation of “Axemen23, JPDX and Shufelt go to Seattle”…an ATQ Harold and Kumar, if you will.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm becoming very comfortable with my decision not to take you up on that ticket.
I admire the fortitude of JPDX and Shufelt. I strongly suggest you sit between them.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Meh, I'm using them as riot shields
they just don’t know it yet.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We will totally protect you. In fact, when we get there, let’s all three go up to the biggest, baddest, drunkest tailgate there. You can tell them all they’re a bunch of Malamute lovin’ Ted Bundy huggin’ Jake Locker mom kissin’ sons of bitches. Shufelt and I will have your back. Trust me.
It's just like prison
Instant Credibility
Who needs normal sleep patterns?
by AcadianTraverse on Nov 2, 2011 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he needs to worry about husky fans
I say we lay odds on how long into Saturday it is before JPDX and Shufelt kill him themselves. I’ve got 7:45pm – I don’t think he makes it out of the first quarter.
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Are they tailgating? Is there beer involved?
Less inhibition means murder more likely. I think he doesn’t make it inside the gates.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m actually not gonna bring or have any alcohol on this trip.
Therefore, I should probably not bring any sharp objects either.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
What? Six hours of night driving round trip is the perfect companion to alcohol!
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Six hours my ass
I live in Eugene.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Drive faster.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I can do Portland in 1 hr 40 mins
I’ve done Seattle in 4 hrs 15 mins.
You want Eugene to Seattle in 3 hours? Who the hell do you think I am, Cliff Harris?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Could go either way.
You know he forgets to bring it like all the time.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm underage and JPDX doesn't drink
so we’re going dry-county on this one.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sounds like Shu has designated drivers built in.
DRINK UP, MAN.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It depends what you mean by "start shit".
I’m not going to start shit, and I have expectations nobody else will either. But I will cheer my team loudly, and with no shame.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Oppose the colors we're wearing.
I fully expect to be taking a lot of shit pre-game
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You know, I've got to say
that I’ve been to my share of away games, and this never, ever happens to me. I think there must be something about you that incites violence, bodyspray.
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by daisyduck on Nov 2, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
What, you'd think that reminding the UT band that they hadn't played Rocky Top the entire 4th quarter
they would have been appreciative.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I’m regretting this trip.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 3, 2011 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, if you got them from the UO Ticket office
you will be in the visitor section. So you’ll have lots of Duck buddies to celebrate the victory with.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
Take many blankets.
The visitor’s section is right next to the lake, and if the wind blows it is absolutely freaking freezing.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was there in 2007
They were on the non-lake side of the field, interesting…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was last there in 2005
Coldest day I’ve ever spent. Couldn’t feel my feet afterwards.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm old.
I was last there in 1995.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 2, 2011 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
1988 here, when I was still living in Seattle
Ive been back to Seattle plenty, but i avoid the U District and Montlake like the plague.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
'09 was on the non lake side as well
I’ll be in the the visitor section this time, im excited to be with all my fellow duck fans. In ’09 I was way up on the south side of the stadium although there were a fair number of duck fans there too
I'll be in that same section.
I think I am row 15 or so. I dont care what my view is like when i see the Huskies lose another game.
Keith Price, the best QB in the Pac-12
The Daily Emerald has a sense of humor
10 Headlines we should have written about Cliff Harris.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
immature and just stupid.
IN concept I can see something like this being very funny, sarcastic, light hearted ect. But the direction they took seems to me like it was malicious and attacking. Very little humor there and a lot of bitterness.
Quack Quack Bitches!
hmm...I didn't really see it as malicious.
Was a bit funny.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
This is little funny...
In role reversal, Cliff Harris intercepts police car
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I think it's kinda funny.
I think this has gone on long enough with Cliff that we should all take a step back and try to gain a little objectivity. Cliff is a young kid. He’s a hell of a football player. And he’s made some bad choices. I wouldn’t be surprised if Cliff himself laughed at this when he read or heard about it.
Besides, going to that webpage is an ironic form of comic gold (please don’t tell me this isn’t real irony, I know):
At the top right corner of the page they have a picture of Cliff Harris running the ball. Funny that he is so popular that they used him as the poster-boy, but then are attempting to bash him.
In the end, who really cares what people say about Cliff? I care that he is doing what is best for HIMSELF. That’s all I truly care about.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 2, 2011 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if screwing up one's chance to leave early as a first-round NFL pick is doing what is best for himself,
all I can say to Cliff is “well done you, sir!”
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 2, 2011 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And for the top nominee for 'Sarcasm Without the Font.' May I have the envelope, please?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Haha
I’m referring to his decisions henceforth.
And I’m not saying he’s making the right ones. Just that I’m done (and I think we all should be, IMO) fawning over whether or not Cliff will see the field again, or get in trouble again, etc.
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 2, 2011 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
College students.
The demographic that has kept SNL on the air for 36 seasons.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
OK, This Deserves A Moment of Respectful Silence, All
Chip Kelly is 23 – 1 in conference games as a Head Coach. GODDAMN 23 – 1. A HOLY 23 – 1. AN UNBELIEVABLE 23 – 1.
Can we please, all, just take a moment to enjoy this, and lay an offering on the altar of GREAT COACHING in the form of unadulterated fuskie hatred?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 2, 2011 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
A moment of respectful silence?
Screw that. I call for a moment of Fuck the huskies.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
I second that comotion
and I’ll raise you with…
Duck the foggies!!!
Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!
by David the Duck on Nov 2, 2011 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
So what do people think about the whole FEI system by Football Outsiders?
They currently have Miami as the #1 rated offense.
.
Though our passing could be better, and will be with the WR talent we’ll have next year.
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by Quack Addict on Nov 2, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really like either of them (FEI or S&P)
I don’t think either really pass the eye test for me.
Their filtering of drives kills the Ducks, as any 2nd half drives with a lead >16 are taken out.
I think they’re trying to do much at once with their measurements.
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Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 3, 2011 12:14 AM PDT reply actions
I'm handing out dimes like I'm Magic Johnson
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 3, 2011 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Just don't use a Whizzinator...only use the real thing.
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Good to see you reply fail again, buddy!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
A minute late on the joke to boot
Husky Week brings out my best work.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
This
I know that we are mighty spoiled around here. But ’tis late in the day on HATE WEEK to not have a new quack fix!!!
FUCK THE HUSKIES!
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Question:
Where does Jake Locker’s mom lay on the zero to ten scale???
I’m thinking somewhere near 8. Thoughts?
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 3, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions
I'm more curious as to whether or not she's a good kisser...
somebody should ask Jake about it.
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
The MILF scale is a bit watered down.
But I think 8 is still a bit high.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Take into account is Fusky MILF and it drops even further.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
I am just shaking my head at this conversation…
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Come on Shu, for just this one special week, we get to act like adolescent idiots.
TOTALLY UNLIKE THE REST OF THE YEAR. GIVE US A BREAK, MAN, WE NEED THIS.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 3, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s the one special week… for hate… and I’m seeing rather high numbers for a Husky mom…
Just sayin’
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Given the transitive nature of college football
This puts all Duck moms at a 9 or 10. Just sayin’.
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I don't know, but Matt Millen certainly thinks Keith Price's grandma is a 10.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Nov 3, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
photo?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Who cares about basketball?
We suck at basketball. How bout we focus on Washington and being in a good bowl.
We SUCK at basketball? I beg to differ.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
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