Quack Fix: Coaches and players try to downplay rivalry, Bellotti denies Arizona rumors
by jtlight on Nov 4, 2011 6:56 AM PDT
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It's been fun having a week of hate, but it needs to be Saturday night right now. Here's your quack:
- Both the coaches and players for Oregon and washington are downplaying the rivalry, both claiming that they do not circle any particular games. In fact, Chris Polk considers LaMichael James a friend. While I don't doubt that the rivalry plays little part in preparation, these games always end up taking on a different feel once the game starts.
- Ken Goe writes that despite the best efforts by Chip Kelly, this game means more. While I understand the coaches need to keep his players as level and focused as possible (though with 18-22 year olds, this is a nearly impossible task), there's no doubt that rivalry games fuel athletic department bottom lines, and can determine whether or not a coach keeps their job.
- Adam Jude has a story this morning on Lavasier Tuinei, and how he has a feel for the game, influenced greatly by his father, who played in the NFL. Tuinei hasn't replaced Jeff Maehl in all aspects, but he's done an excellent job running the drag route, which has resulted in 3 TDs this year.
- There have been rumors floating the last Mike Bellotti is a top candidate to become the head coach for the Arizona Wildcats. But Bellotti denied those rumors yesterday. Bellotti still seems to be on the fence about returning to football, but I doubt it'd be at Arizona.
- Oregon volleyball heads to the desert this weekend, and has two very winnable matches. After dropping one to Utah last weekend, the Ducks really need to win both of these.
That's all I got. Leave anything else below. GO DUCKS!
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Why is Andrea Kramer trying to eye fuck me?
My name is not Bryce.
HEY! WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!!
All he’s missing is some glow sticks and glow-in-the-dark piercings.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Is this clip from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Yes, yes it is.
What a brilliant, brilliant show.
Goonies never give up.
by gitterfidder on Nov 4, 2011 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
So incredible awesome.
Yet so incredibly wrong.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Good morning, Duck fans!
It has been 2,925 days since the washington huskies have defeated the Oregon Ducks in football.
DID YOU KNOW? By standard Star Trek rules, Nick Holt is the evil version of someone who looks exactly like him but without the goatee.
That’s right; Nick Holt is the evil twin of Dr. Evil.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
What episode of star trek was Dr. Evil in?
Was it the one with Khan or the giant lizard monster?
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
I thought the aluminum foil on the rocks was a nice touch.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
In the Miller piece on the "faceless rival"
I’ve always thought that often rivalries are more meaningful for fans than they are for players. None of the Oregon players have ever lost to uw or even been challenged. All but a handful aren’t from Oregon and didn’t have UO loyalty before coming out here. I’m sure they get pumped up more for playing uw that WSU, but the sports-hate that fills fans like myself that remember the “northwest championship” and the Neuweasel era isn’t there for most of these young guys, especially in a non-competitive rivalry like this has been since most of them were in middle schoole
I think it depends on the circumstances. UO-Uw was plenty heated in the late 90s, and the players on both sides genuinely hated each other.
Though as Oregon recruits nationally, the newer players don’t have that tradition. Also, since they’ve never seen washington be even semi-competitive, there’s not much extra fuel for the fire. I have little doubt that as Uw gets better, the rivalry will take on more importance for the players.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
It takes time to understand and appreciate the rivalry.
Older players usually seem to get it more than the younger players do.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I think it means a lot more to those of us who were fans in pre-pick era (bpe)
Because I remember in the ’80, when the purple haze would descend on Eugene, there may have been more huskies in the stands than duck fans (a little exaggeration, but not much). It truly was special when we beat them, especially in Eugene. Because then all those cocky, belligerent, entitled, snobs had do take their toys and drive 5 hours back to Seattle.
The kids these days, just have no frame of reference to those days, when just getting a winning record was a crowning achievement, let alone beating the huskies. People actually used to say, “as long as we beat the huskies it will be a successful season, even if we go 1-10,” (kids, in those days most teams only played 11 games).
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on Nov 4, 2011 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Everybody Duck!!!
A sweet highlight video with catchy tunes dedicated to a trip to the Freedom Bowl. I think I can still quote most of the video.
On another note, as someone who’s tickets were always in the east endzone I would get very angry when all those husky fans would come down and kick me and my family out of our seats and we would have to sit in the dreaded west endzone, though back then the scoreboard had less entertainment value. It was still an injustice.
by liefe on Nov 4, 2011 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I felt that pain then and now, brother.. &/or sister
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
PANIC Friday
It’s a good thing we don’t believe in Juju any longer. Because if Juju had anything to do with it, we’d be smote back to the stoneage for the hubris we’ve been guilty of this week. We’d BETTER be ready to do it ourselves.
Fuck Juju. That is all.
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by daisyduck on Nov 4, 2011 8:53 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well here goes my attempt at a Wheaton Wave
by mackjones23 on Nov 4, 2011 8:54 AM PDT reply actions 33 recs
well done sir
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I AM CORNHOLIO!
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Nov 4, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I have to say
as much as it pains me, this is by far the best “Wheaton Wave” that has ever been attempted. You sir, are amazing for this one. Rivalry week or not, I sir, applaud you.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Nov 4, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions
The only thing it's missing is:
“I said score. huheheheheheh”
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
Followed by a
“Oh, yeah. Hehehehehe. BOING! Hehehehehehehehe.”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Have you watched the new series?
It’s pretty good.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I loved the Twilight riff
A bit obvious, but it still worked because it’s Beavis and Butthead. The music videos just aren’t as funny anymore, though. I mean when did freaking rave music get so popular? Ugh.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Their commentary was spot on, though
I was super surprised to see the reemergence of “FIRE, FIRE, FIRE” after that little girl died. Though, it could be an urban legend.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
HATE WEEEEK!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Nov 4, 2011 9:22 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Plenty of good seats still available
KJR-Seattle homers keep saying this game is a tough ticket. Hogwash. With a face value of $87 per ticket, the Fuskies assured that this game will not sell out. Another example of Montlake arrogance.
Two of my Eugene pals had to back out, and I had to take a bath selling those ducats. I’m subsidizing two cheap-ass Fusky fans. 36 hours until I lose my voice for the next week.
Huck the Fuskies.
"Before the snap, I had made up my mind I'm gonna jump the out." - Kenny Wheaton.
Tough ticket?
I know people who were buying up empty seats yesterday.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
That is a tough ticket
But I have a hard time imagining any ticket becing tougher than the NCG. That was pure, total insanity.
by IslanderDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
They can't complain unless the site crashes.
That game was epic.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
That's crazy, it's also NY
I don’t know where the best seats for hte NCG ended up at the end of the day. But toward the end you couldn’t even get a nosebleeder for less than $3000.
by IslanderDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I ended up wrangling two crappy ones at face value
But when my source almost didn’t come thorugh, I was sweating it. Had plane tickets, a house rented, had promised my son we were going. Nearly had to wade into the scalpers’ market and put a second mortgage on my house to buy the seats. I was monitoring it almost daily and it started out ridiculous and just went up from there.
by IslanderDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
The first guy we bought them from on ebay a few days after the CW
backed out after a week and left us high and dry. We had bought them at 500, then they spiked up to 1200 minimum and I guess he wanted to cash in. We waited another week into mid Dec and they calmed down to the 900 we got em for. The day of the game I saw them back down to only a few hundred as people needed to unload.
I payed about 1500 for a pair that were even with the goal line
Pretty crappy view really
by NICKPAPAGEORGIOTHEDUCK on Nov 5, 2011 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I know this isn't a popular sentiment...
But I completely agree with jtlight:
and can determine whether or not a coach keeps their job.
If we lose to ashington, FIRE CHIP KELLY!!! Scoreboard baby! SCOREBOARD!!
I don't mean to impose...
DAY TWO THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is all!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Erm....
PLUS ONE!!!!!!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Someday, that number will be correct.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Why do football pants have knee pads
When nearly every one has their pants pulled above their knees these days?
They still help to absorb hits. I think mine went lower, but it’s been awhile. I was also not very good, so it could be they ride up when players see action on the field.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, yeah that's pretty messed up.
Masturbating in the airplane? Next to your female coworker? Dude, at least go to the bathroom or something. Unreal.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
It's not illegal.
It’s just frowned upon.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Next they will make you get rid of all fluids at the gate.
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Nov 4, 2011 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know a couple of you watch “Happy Endings” what did you think of Brent Musberger guest starring on it this past week?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I prefer to have my eyes closed when the masseuse gives me my happy ending. And I sure as Hell don’t want to watch Brent Musburger’s.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
this Quack Fix is like a buffet table for you, isn't it?
Erin Andrews, Sub-Ipad Masturbation, Happy Endings…
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 4, 2011 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
IT'S AN ALL BONER FRIDAY
Let’s not forget Beavis and Butt-head.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
You said Boener
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding?
They have the better blacks.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Orange is a color.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
ahhh ok
I really had no idea what to think of your previous comment, I love Anne Coulter because she’s way crazier than Sarah.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Does Anne’s Adam’s apple bother you?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 7, 2011 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
..
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't watch the whole episode, his opening line was classic though.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I thought he was awesome.
But then again, I adore Happy Endings (the show, not the act) (well…) and I’m a much bigger fan of Musberger than most people around here are.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Nov 4, 2011 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Belotti
If I were a school with a struggling football program, I don’t think I’d want to hire Belotti at this point. He’s a fantastic coach of course. But he’s also, what, 60? How long is he really going to coach? And he’s also on the fence about doing it at all. I could see him coming in and being a great caretaker of a program. But to rebuild from the ground up at Arizona or UCLA or god forbid WSU, I don’t know. On the other hand, if, say, Dennis Erickson resigned in the offseason, grabbing Belotti for an already solid program might be a very solid idea.
Joe Paterno wants Mike Bellotti to get off of his dadgum lawn, consarnit.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Bellotti says it would have to be "the right situation"
Which I take to mean he doesn’t want a rebuilding project. He’s looking for a good turnkey type of deal, something that is move in ready, where he can have success right away, and attract the kind of talent you need to be successful at a top level. This is why I don’t think he takes an Arizona job, or UCLA, but USC, tOSU, etc., on the other hand, would need a serious look.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
His time is running out.
Nobody wants a coach that’ll be there for two years and then retire. If he’s going to do it at all, I think it’ll be this year.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
He's never had to take on a rebuilding project.
He walked into a great situation when Brooks left — decent talent coming back, lots of fan and school support, lots of new money coming in. Didn’t have to rebuild anything.
I can’t imagine him going into a situation where there’s little support and no money and a bad team. I think he’s in a position to more or less pick his spot. He doesn’t HAVE to do this.
Personally, I don’t know why anyone would want to be a major college head coach, but once it’s in your blood I guess you’ll always have that itch. But I’d be surprised if he doesn’t hold out for a walk-in for a retiring coach. He would have been a better fit at Maryland after Friedgen left, I think.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
3.4 Million/year
The opportunity to test yourself
The opportunity to teach the game
The attention and power you get
The ability to immortalize your name like Lombardi
The love of the game and the atmosphere
The ability to impact the game even if you’re not on the field anymore.
There are a lot of reasons to be a head coach and a lot of incentives to test yourself at the highest level.
Really it’s like any other high end job, a CEO works just as hard and is under just as much pressure as a Head Coach. So why would anyone want to be a CEO? You have to ask, would you rather be a CEO or the janitor cleaning the bathroom. If you’re happy with a job as a laborer then that’s fine. There’s absolutly nothing wrong with being a construction worker ect. But there are people who would be miserable in that job.
Everyone says, “oh, I would have called this play better.” Guys like Chip and Saban and Belotti and Lombardi went out or are going out and making those calls every day. I have all the respect in the world for these guys.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK
It’s Canzano. I already did it so it’s done.
High horse warning:
He wasn’t worried about tipping anyone off. The Ducks coach apparently just wanted to show he could keep a secret. And I giggle as I write that sentence because he’s flexing wasted muscle. Thomas over Bennett? The beat writers don’t care, coach, but they’d probably prefer you make the announcement early in the workday so they can make it home in time to have dinner with their families or tuck their children in bed.
That’s the dirty little secret that Kelly misses. The world does not revolve around his decision, or his program. It doesn’t even revolve around football. His program is a diversion, and I don’t think there’s a journalist on the beat that believes the Ducks quarterback is more important than a war, the economy and real life.
Still, we have to ask the questions.
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Whoa, what the hell?
I haven’t read the article, but why does he think Kelly is an egomaniac?
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I read the article
Typical garbage from John Can’t say no to blowing up an imagined controversy.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Title clicked
That’s worse than pornography, keep that shit out of here.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S RIGHT
the world revolves around JC getting home in time to have dinner with his family and JC getting tucked into bed.
really, can he imagine that Kelly might have had reasons other than fucking with sportswriters? Like, evaluating DT’s health in practice and seeing how the offense runs. Blowing a smokescreen at the Fuskies. Creating some competition in practice. No, I guess the idea that Kelly wants to fuck with sportswriters makes most sense
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Nov 4, 2011 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously, CK is an egomaniac.
None of those other reasons that you listed are sensational enough to possibly be true.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
When you think the world revolves around you like JC clearly does, you don’t consider those other things. You assume that all of Chip Kelly’s actions are taken with JC/local media in mind.
I have both a video (that I can’t show you because it will cause anyone who sees it to die) and a confidential source close to the program (that I can’t identify because he’s scared that the 5’9", 173 pound soaking wet with bricks in his pockets thug that wears #6 will put a hit out on him) that confirms JC is just butthurt that Chip went on a radio show in Seattle and told them straight up who was starting instead of doing it on JC’s Bald Faced half Truth s show.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And isn't Thursday usually Chip Kelly's day to be on Clown's show?
Again, when they played the clip I thought it was hilarious. Clown was so bitter playing those clips at the end of the show.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Yeah. That stopped a while ago.
I figured it was in light of the NCAA investigation stuff… I’m rethinking that though.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
No one in the Portland market has gotten any airtime with Chip this football season
That’s what made the KJR interview so interesting
Local media is upset
because he announced it on KJR instead of local stations. I know Softy is a blowhard, but I heard the interview, and it wasn’t half bad. I think Chip enjoys talking to people that badger him with the same BS questions (oh, that’s right, they HAVE to ask ’em) day after day.
I thought it was hilarious when he did it.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
That should read...
Chip enjoys talking to people that DON’T badger him…
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
He'll just move onto something new
He’ll conjure up some other kind of mythical controversy next week.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
He’ll conjure up some other kind of mythical controversy next week.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he has 3 or 4 things locked and loaded at all times.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Err, Clowny? This column? About how writers don’t care about the QB issue and CK’s games? You get what I’m saying? See? You wrote a column about it? And outlets from the school paper to ESPN have talked about it as well? Get it?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 4, 2011 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Clown is a butthurt blowhard dbag
but Chip might want to do a little more to be pals with the local media. Even cooler reports like Goe and Mosely get pretty annoyed with information lock down and Chip’s complete unwillingness to help them out. I know that Chip doesn’t owe the media anything, but then again, they are just guys trying to do their jobs same as any of us.
I hate this sentiment
they are just guys trying to do their jobs
When your job is interfering with someone else’s job, it’s time to get a new job. Chip Kelly is a football coach. He owes ZERO to a local hack, and doesn’t need to be even one bit accountable for said hack’s angle and/or deadline.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
This.
It’s the tired old mantra of the media…and frankly it just doesn’t hold true. They can’t possibly think they’re going to get a different answer when they ask it. And if those types of questions are all they have, then they need to consider a new profession or go work for the AP and just write objective game previews and summaries.
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
I think that Coach gave the R-G the benefit of the doubt for quite awhile. And then, George scrotum started fucking with the program,
progressively getting worse and then Chip kinda gave him the ‘pink slip.’ I think that CK appreciates Moseley, as do most of us. But when Rob attempts to underwrite Scrotum’s bullshit, Chip just says, “Enuf.”
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Why why why
Do we have to spend time and valuable internet blog column inches talking about John Canzano’s latest article? Surely there are at least 100 better things to talk about?
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
I've got 99 problems
And Canzano ain’t one.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
If you were to have 100 problems, would Canzano be one of them?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
If you've got Canzano problems, I feel bad for you, son.
I can’t get the damn song out of my head. It was on a recent COD:MW3 (I think) commerical and it’s been on brainloop ever since. Quick, somebody link me to pregame Matt Barkley.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
RIGHT AWAY DOCTOR
HERE YOU GO. WARNING! MAY CONTAIN LEWD ATTEMPTS AT DANCING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ever heard the Danger Mouse mashup of 99 Problems with Helter Skelter?
From the Grey Album? Much superior to the original IMHO.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
or Dirt Off Your Shoulder mashed up with The Verve's Bittersweet Symphony?
Also Very Good.
I have that Grey Album and Danger Mouse is an absolute genius.
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm working on something for the u$c game
“I got 99 problems but a Kiff ain’t one.”
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Whenever I see Canzano post something like this
This is what I think of.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Nov 4, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't you know he's the bringer of sunshine into dark spaces?
I really need to learn the sarcasm font.
My parents believed in me.
@sarchasum@
is how we all have done it for years
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
Craig James
Brought sunshine to five dumpsters or one dumpster five times.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Allegedly.
Author at Acme Packing Company, a Green Bay Packers blog, and Editor at BT Powerhouse, a Big Ten Basketball blog
#FireCraigJames
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 16, 2011 4:47 AM PST up reply actions
I think the fact that it was Softy is significant
Chip could have broken the news to anybody he wanted, but chose Softy of all people.
What Softy represents is probably the exact opposite of how Canzano imagines himself.
Softy: Unattractive (sorry), homeriffic, loud-mouthed, and an entertainer as opposed to a journalist
Canzano (in his mind): smooth, suave, attractive, mellow, subjective, voice of the people. I’m not here to entertain you, I’m here to GIVE YOU THE TRUTH
The fact that Softy got those beans to spill seems like an intentional jab at Canzano and everything he represents.
Chip Kelly is the trollfacing-ist troll that ever trolled, and I love him for it.
by Twith on Nov 4, 2011 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
My general reaction when encountered by the clown
Rustang: Because the name "Captain Obvious" may have already been taken.
One of my favorite famly guy episodes ever.
Who want’s chowder?
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I'm a "sympathetic puker"
That’s the first time I’ve had to collapse a picture.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This damn well better be
Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life.”
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're a sympathetic puker
don’t click on that link…..even if you know what’s coming.
My parents believed in me.
I actually stayed away from that movie for the longest time because of that scene.
It wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
damnit
just beat me to it. Mine’s Better though.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
An idea...
Can someone photoshoip Johnny Boy’s head onto Mrs. Lovejoy screaming, “Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children!”
I mean…there are kids that need to be tucked in dammit!
"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do" -- John Wooden
Take your spread option offense and strike the whelps down!!!
Special thanks to Tako for providing the source material.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
There seems to be some issues today. At times, the quack fix has disappeared.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Same here
It happens to me on other pages from time to time, so I figured my browser was to blame. Guess not.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You got big iron? You got pig iron? You got allllllll pig iron.
/johnnycash’d
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rock Island Line?
Might have been done by >1 country singer.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The version I'm familiar with is Cash's
But I’m no expert by any means.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Rock Island Line is older than Cash
Lonnie Donegan never wrote a damn thing worth listening to. Lame covers of US songs. Skiffle. The fuck?
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
(doo doo DEW DEW Dew doo dooo do waka-waka-waka-waka do waka-waka-waka-waka…)
Ah hear the Ducks a-comin’
They’re rollin’ up I-5
And I cain’t seem to beat them just as long as I’m alive
I’m stuck in Montlake Prison
And life is kind of lame
But the Ducks just keep on rollin’
To another BCS game
When I was just a young boy
The Tyee club said “Dude
Dynasties are forever! Ask Don James and Mr. Lude!”
But I sold a gun to Hobert
It went downhill from there
And Hedges hired Weasel, because she liked his hair
I see them Ducks a-travelin’
In their fancy chartered planes
They’re probly drinkin’ Red Bull and screwin’ cheerleaders out their brains
But I know we had it comin’
Twelve losses in one year
But the Zeroes keep on rollin’
I’m cryin’ in my beer
Well if I’d ever ditch this purple
Find a bandwagon to ride
I bet I’d cross Columbia
Get on the other side
Far from Montlake Prison
That’s where I want to stay
And I’d let them Nike sneakers run my blues a-way
(do do DEW DEW Dew doo do waka-waka-waka-waka do waka-waka-waka-waka (fade))
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by benzduck on Nov 4, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 21 recs
My favorite part
(do do DEW DEW Dew doo do waka-waka-waka-waka do waka-waka-waka-waka (fade
My parents believed in me.
A+ would rec again
Only complaint is I would’ve liked to see
I shot a Dawg in Eugene, just to watch him die.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
12/10 Stars!
Amazing.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Thank you, Paula Abdul.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I said nothing about how pretty his hair was, bodyspray23.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
But are you on crack?*
*I have no firsthand knowledge of Paula Abdul’s drug habits. Please do not sue me. Feel free to sue any of the ATQ moderators though.
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YOU'VE BEEN AXE'D
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
For you youngsters who sadly don't know the tune
here it is. American prison roots classic.
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He transcends genre boundaries, too.
I dunno what it is. The only country I like is old-timey Hank Williams Sr type stuff, or bluegrass, but Cash is just awesome.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You would have liked my band!
Hank Williams Sr, Hank Williams III (We skipped that BS the HW did in the middle), and Johnny Cash were major influences.
I don’t like country music – at all, but I enjoyed that stuff.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Oh, we got both kinds of music
Country and western!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ray Charles all over many genre's too
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
"2000 bucks and it's yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I'll throw in the black keys for free."
/Notsureifyou’reacknowledgingtheBluesBrothersquotesornot
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's already mine, you sneaky #%$@*+*.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
My contention
is that Johnny isn’t country at all. He’s like Elvis.
If you like bluegrass, have you downloaded any of June Carter Cash’s music? I almost love her more than I love Johnny.
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I like the Carter Family stuff
I have Bluegrass Junction on SiriusXM speed dial, which is where I usually go for my fix. And the entire catalog of Gillian Welch with David Rawlings may be the best music I’ve ever heard of any type. I know it’s not really “bluegrass” per se, but it’s just freaking heartbreaking. Both because of her voice, and because that’s the kind of guitarist I always wanted to be but never had the talent to.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I spend time on Bluegrass Junction as well
and also really like Gillian Welch. I am also a big fan of Alisson Krauss and Union Station. Every time I listen to her I just want to BE her…I freaking love her voice.
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No, Johnny is pure country
He got marketed differently at the end of his life and people really bought into that marketing.
The original gangsta rap artist
When I was just a baby,
My Mama told me, “Son,
Always be a good boy,
Don’t ever play with guns,”
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die,
For Johnny Cash fans who haven’t heard his cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”, it’s pretty good and the video is especially powerful when you consider he passed not very long after it was recorded.
God’s Gonna Cut You Down was stuck in my head for months after seeing the commercials for ESPN 30 for 30 – Pony Exce$$.
Bad. Ass. Mofo.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch "Walk The Line" right before watching the "Hurt" music video
It puts all of it into perspective, and makes the entire video and song even more powerful.
Trent Reznor said hearing Cash sing that song was like losing a girlfriend to a better man.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
The first time I saw that video (Hurt), I was dumbfounded. The way he sings the song was one thing. But his wife right there, and how close he was to actual death…I think powerful is a great 1-word description.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hurt" is the Michael Jordan of covers.
Britney Spears’ “Satisfaction” is the Olden Polyneice of covers.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Way off the WTF scale
Did you listen to Scarlett Johansson’s Tom Waits cover album? HTH did that ever happen?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I looked for that one
But I couldn’t find an album cover.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Though late to the party, I'm a huge Tom Waits fan.
Such a weird artist to cover by someone who couldn’t be further from the source material. To satisfy my curiosity, I listened to the clips on on Amazon. No words.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time let's have Josh Groban cover Eminem.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Another one that destroyed the WTF scale:
Metallica’s new album with Lou Reed. Absolute shit. And I like Metallica. And don’t mind Lou Reed.
Although I kindof applaud them for doing something completely random without caring about what people will think of it.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Nov 4, 2011 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I like my REED's, Jimmied
/Takeoutsomeinsuranceonmebaby
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I'll give 'em one free pass on doing something random without caring what people think...
because their willingness to do so produced S & M, which I personally loved most of. Master of Puppets and One with the San Francisco Symphony is pretty awesome IMO. When I watch those videos I always wonder how exciting that had to be for the Symphony. I mean, I realize Metallica probably isn’t their cup o’ tea, and they are amazing musicians themselves…but I doubt any of them have played for that kind of crowd before so it had to be pretty fun for them to get up there and jam with Metallica and experience what they experience on stage in terms of crazy fans.
I always crack up at the 40-something fat bald guy in the front row with the tuxedo t-shirt too lol. It says “I want to be formal, but I came to party too”.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Mobile Rec'd for Talledega Nights reference.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 6:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I'll listen to it once just in case
but I’ll be damned if I spend good money on it — just because it has the name Metallica on it.
Reed surprises me every ten years or so.
Although it is true that I like the idea of Lou Reed more than the reality, at least since 1975.
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I just listened to about 1 minute of the song with the most views on YouTube. I will not be investing any more minutes of my time.
I wish I could get James Hetfield to switch his current decision making with Cliff’s. He could start doing all kinds of stupid shit and make badass music. And Cliff could stop getting in trouble and contribute to another conference championship. It’s a win-win…if you just don’t think about the part where Hetfield worked to conquer his personal demons and stuff.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Lord.
That is horrible.
I think “Friday” has competition for the biggest waste of musical energy of 2011.
I didn’t even make 30 seconds. I commend your fortitude.. you truly are a Marine.
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To be fair, I was multitasking and it took me longer than it normally would have to get back over to that tab to make the bad man stop.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Another example of girlfriend theft:
His version of Nick Cave’s “The Mercy Seat”.
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I can't listen to
“Red Right Hand” without hearing Enya’s “Orinoco Flow.”
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny
I can’t listen to Red Right Hand without hearing Elvis Costello’s Sulky Girl.
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Ha!
Speaking of hipster glasses, how are yours working out?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
When I can remember where I put them when I take them off...
.. they’re fine. I got used to the progressive thing fairly quickly.
The Ducks seem to be much sharper since I got them.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
So it's fair to say you weren't wearing them for the first half of last week's game...
It’s so your fault!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This can be remedied by wearing them for the rest of the season
Deal?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hurt"
Is one of the very best covers, ever!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think some people might have the tendency to see Nine Inch Nails & Johnny Cash and think “WTF?” and never actually listen to the song. That’s why I put the link on here…just in case anyone hadn’t ever heard it or seen the video.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call.
I just downloaded Spotify and I’ve been thinking of songs to listen to. It’s been awhile since I’ve sat down and listened to music so I’m a little rusty.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
To get back into listening to music I'd say go with Pandora
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by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Spotify is the greatest invention ever
if I wasn’t so cheap, I’d have it on my phone for happy car times too.
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That has got to be Nine Inch Nails' biggest honor.
Having Johnny Cash cover your song with such affliction and personnel meaning.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
The Beastie Boys
sampling the last two lines on Paul’s Boutique pretty much changed the whole landscape of music, legally. After that, everyone wanted too much money for the samples, and it couldn’t ever really be done again.
My parents believed in me.
In summary
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 26 recs
MEGA-REC.
Although the way you always just HAVE to have the last word is disturbing to me.
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Oh, I'm descended from generations of one-uppers.
The internet causes unchecked expression of those genes. Like cancer.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Are you sure you aren't an orthopedic surgeon?
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by benzduck on Nov 4, 2011 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for BonerPillz reference
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Ha
Let’s just say I’ve got all the adolescence of an ortho-goon crammed inside an internist’s brain.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So beyond rec, you can't even see rec any more.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 4, 2011 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
can't rec this hard enough
/twss?
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The band I was in did a cover of that, it was always insane how people always went crazy for it.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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All the time.
I generally hate playing covers. A lot.
When we would play a song, we would often adapt it to our own style though – which really annoys some people. We would call it “Highwatering”, and one of our biggest covers was “Take it on the Run”.
My personal favorite cover to play was “In the Pines” which was popularized by Nirvana’s unplugged album, but we played it about twice as fast and in a 4/4, instead of a normal 3/4, and with a ton of energy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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So you guys played Hank Sr. and Leadbelly?
Yes, I think I would’ve liked it quite a bit.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Leadbelly is great stuff.
We also played this song. It’s a lot more modern and not that popular, but still pretty bad ass.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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My sister played in a band
and that was their pet peeve – “Play ‘Stairway!’ Play ’Stairway!!!” Of course, the more alcohol, the louder the stupid requests.
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Duets/Freebird
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You also get drunk people that pay cover charges, and they think they are owed to hear a particular song. Ugh… I hated that crap.
Our lead just started saying “Yeah! Great song! We’ll get to that one next”
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How much would "November Rain" have cost?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I would play that for $1 million dollars.
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Hmm...
The Guns and Roses or Bon Jovi version?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I’ll play both for $1.5 million USD.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Yeah
That’s Daisy’s job!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, now I'm curious
which one is only worth 500K?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Neither.
I’m giving you a discount for the bundle.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Alright hold on
my Nigerian Prince friend will be contacting you shortly.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm dialing it up on my iPod right now
It’s going to be a Johnny Cash afternoon.
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by daisyduck on Nov 4, 2011 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm listening to both versions!
8-]
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm, do you have THIS song on the iPod?
Is there really a Johnny Cash song called Dirty Old Egg Suckin’ Dog with the following lyrics?
Well he’s not very handsome to look at
Oh he’s shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he’s always killin’ my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin’ dog
Egg-suckin’ dog
I’m gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don’t stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin’ hound
There sure as shit is. Clearly, Johnny Cash hated the fuskies too.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Nov 4, 2011 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
EVERYONE DOWNLOAD THIS SONG
It is the OFFICIAL SONG of HAPPY I HATE WASHINGTON DAY which starts in 5 hrs and 15 minutes.
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Who's Johnny Cash?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
/sarcasmfontpreventspermanentbanhammer
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
Browsing on an iSeries?
You can’t spell anatidaephobia without DAT.
by scudderfan on Nov 4, 2011 1:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hell, compared to an ipad, *everything* else is big iron
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
You have got to be kidding me -- REALLY?
Awesomeness…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
A GREAT read on GREATwood.
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You said wood.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 6:47 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Craig James, ladies and gentlemen.
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by axemen23 on Nov 4, 2011 2:00 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
That’s the face of a hooker killer.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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Maybe Barkley's just returning the favor for once.
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by Quack Addict on Nov 4, 2011 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like he did a 'CHEW BEFORE SWALLOW' on the BonerPillz.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Does anyone know why Dan Patrick has a "I love my Ducks!" sign on his mike on his show?
I know he likes the Ducks, I’ve caught Kelly on with him last year having fun. But I don’t watch the show often enough to know the history of the sign and his relationship with the Ducks this year.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I think his show was partially responsible for the mainstream success of
Supwichugirl (man I feel like a douche typing that band name). He thought it was hilarious and played “I love my Ducks” all the time on the air, and then later on he interviewed with the guys from the group.
That is the extent of my knowledge.
I
He loves them
because the first song has his name in it (‘Dan Patrick we en fuego’) . He talked at length about it on his show.
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Wearing my Ducks jacket in Seattle today
Thought I was going to get beat up in the parking lot of Target. Need to keep a low profile tomorrow.
Luv a Duck
Good thing you weren't at a Walmart.
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by benzduck on Nov 4, 2011 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That was a perfectly good lie you had going
until you totally blew it. No one EVER had to know that dirty little secret about Walm…Walmar….I can’t even say it.
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It's bad enough I slum at Target
But I usually wear a wig and dark glasses when I shop at Walmart. Now my secret’s out!
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I love me some Target
Everyone slums there – so much so that I’m not even convinced it’s slumming any longer!
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heh
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by Quack Addict on Nov 4, 2011 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
That's too small to be
LaFatty James
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
When I see Jupiter, I think, "FAR OUT."
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by Famous Duck on Nov 4, 2011 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Niiiiiiiiiice!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm started to pick up a few of your nuances, be patient with me maestro.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
What do you mean?
That totally made me laugh out loud.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I rest my case.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I saw this on EDSBS in a comment last week — still funny.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Just pronounce it French, like my boutique-crazy sister used to.
Tar-zhey
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
For MCD
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Pure awesomeness.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Nov 4, 2011 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, the paragraph that makes it awesome is a fabrication.
But it is based on a real shoplifter stabbing a Marine.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
(don’t kill the messenger)
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
This is one of those examples where I don't care.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Nov 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We're not gonna kill ya
But you may fall down a bit.
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
GOD DAMNIT
A Reply fail on the piling on? Seriously?
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You're probably wearing purple too, in which case
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
People Getting Punched Just Before Eating
Is actually a good kid.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me?
I haven’t worn purple this whole week. I know. I checked. Online
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm most impressed.
For your next lesson, try doing it in a completely different thread.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Nov 4, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Sensei
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 4, 2011 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what the seamstress said.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Eeeeehxsalent!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not gonna kill ya
But you may fall down a bit.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not gonna kill ya
But you may fall down a bit.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not gonna kill ya
But you may fall down a bit.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
We're not gonna kill ya
But you may fall down a bit.
"Ted, you're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!" - Barney Stinson
We're not gonna kill ya
But you may fall down a bit.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
We're not gonna kill ya
But you’re gonna need some BonerPillz
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Ducks Kill Together!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
For some reason the first thing that came to mind on reading that was:
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Nov 4, 2011 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
27 Hours To Go
if you aren’t twitching with loathing, suppressed rage, anger, excitement, fear, impatience, and a bit of arousal, you’re doing it wrong.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Nov 4, 2011 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Are you kidding me?
I hope I get a slew of suicidal callers from Montlake this evening.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Nov 4, 2011 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd check that line in around 30 hours.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I think I prefer invoking Johnny Cash the day before a big game WAY more than invoking Juju.
Can this be a thing? I’m hoping this can be a thing.
Now with mustache guarantee!
And Colorado, wearing Baverish helmets, scores a TD on the opening possession.
Go Buffs! Sure seems to help to have all of their best players back.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Wow. Woods absolutely rocked on the kick return.
Love to see so much energy and confidence for CU. We’ll see how long it lasts.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Touchdown USC. Might be it right there.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So is anybody heading to the bar to watch the game?
My game watching buddy is going to be out of town for the weekend and most of my friends aren’t college football fans. So I have a choice of watching the game with my roommate (not a college football fan) or head out and find some ducks.
Good lord, it's 7-7 already in the USC-Colorado game??
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
CU scored with surprising competency on the opening drive.
USC responded with a pretty easy TD drive and then held CU to one first down and a punt. But then CU came right back and forced a USC punt, so maybe it’s not quite over yet.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
wow. you think USC might be experiencing a letdown after the loss in 3 overtimes?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
CU clearly missed Richardson and Stewart.
Those guys are players.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Suddenly not as worried about USC
This is interesting.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
Hey!
What the hell happened to the ATQ store?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
"The great thing about watching football on Friday is that you can watch it again on Saturday!"
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wow. That takes me back.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
7-7 end of the 1st
SC in the redzone though. Go CU.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
At the end of the 1st, CU and USC all knotted at 7.
Easily the best first quarter for CU in a while. But USC’s threatening.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
So while I hate hate hate hate USC, do we really want Colorado to win?
Isn’t it better for us to deteat some strong opponents — and USC having a better win-loss at this stage is more helpful to the DUCKS. Much as I hate to say it, I hope USC (and their black black hearts) win this game.
/GoesToPuke.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I like Colorado.
I’d like to see them do well.
I also think I’m imposing a personal moratorium on planning/thinking past Stanford until the Ducks actually get past them. Though yeah, I suppose even with a loss to Stanford it would help the Ducks’ Fiesta Bowl argument to have USC as strong as possible.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that's true.
Not looking past, just trying to figure out how strongly to cheer for Colorado. I would like them to win, if impact on our success wasn’t counted.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Aww... easily could have been a pick.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
And a woozy defender. Damn.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Macneil is no DAT
Falls down on the blind side juke
Herbie is explaining that now...
He's mostly a battering ram, right?
Which also seems to be all Kiffykins wants out of an RB, so he runs off Baxter.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Baxter wasn't going to class and liked dope.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
But isn't that like a large portion of players... not to mention students?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He REALLY wasn't going to class and REALLY liked dope.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Dear University of Oregon Athletic Department,
This is how you do a blackout/color-out
Sincerely,
The University of Colorado.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It helps that it's their regular color...
Also, I like the helmets in their own right (despite the fact that they’re really really Baverish), but the shiny doesn’t match terribly well with their dusty unis.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I like what I'm seeing from CU.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Was the injury report better for Colorado this week?
They don’t appear to be sucking. Got home at the start of the 2nd so I didn’t see the pregame fluff.
Herbie is explaining that now...
Well, the missing RB, WR and MLB are back
as far as I can tell.
Secondary’s still trash due to suspensions.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Special teams excepted
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Stewart and Richardson were out for the season. Great to see them back.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Cute gloves, kiffy poo.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Barkley happens to be passing against a JV secondary
take this with a grain of salt.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That smack in the ilial tibail band does not feel good
Herbie is explaining that now...
tibial
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was a can of corn, nice catch Lee!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Lee with the Derp.
He seems like he’ll be pretty scary in a year or two.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
What a shitty call.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Never a good thing when the players are yelling for the trainers after a horsecollar.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
or, fake horsecollar.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Anyone see that CU coach/assistant with a dress thing going on?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Underped by Lee
Herbie is explaining that now...
Yes Rece, it’s too easy when you’re passing against converted WRs.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They’ve seen worse this season. If they score before the half, Colorado has to be feeling good about this game.
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, not the most impressive game by USC. Hope to see more like it.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Song girls and their "assets"
sigh…
Herbie is explaining that now...
GREAT SCOTT
BARKLEY JUST PULLED A LUCK (the INT time)
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That pick was a terrible, cocky pass.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I have to think he was trying to throw it out of the back of the end zone.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
oh, you were talking about the INT.
yeah, stupid pass.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
YEEESSSS!!!!!! USA! USA! USA!
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Oh my. So close.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, he almost caught the 10 yard hail mary.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Fake FG... come on, Do it
Herbie is explaining that now...
Not a total loss
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That visor looks like he's trying
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
He has the rotundity going for him.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta say
Embree doesn’t look configurable on the sideline.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Aw crap
Lou Holth picked LSU. That can’t be good.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
SCar for national championship? Uhh... yeah, right Lou.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Didn't someone at ESPN pick Notre Dame?
Wasn’t it him?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yeah, that was him.
No, he’s not a homer or anything.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
The SEC is continuing their derpfest
Georgia is playing New Mexico St tomorrow.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
It should be a thrilling and hard fought game. I'm so pumped
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Take note
Georgia’s top 3 RBs tested positive before LAST week’s (SEC) game for drugs. Mark Richt waited to suspended them until monday. For this game.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wow.
It’s not like they will need them against Auburn, the next week.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
They'll be back for that game, Richt's already declared that.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
WELL I NEVER!
- Some Oregon fan will cherry pick a line or two from this write up, post it over at ATQ, and feign offense
while accusing me of a total lack of respect … despite the bevy of compliments and admissions that I have made throughout this write-up
Despite his bevy of compliments and admissions he made in his write up, Gekko Mojo has a total lack of respect ! I am offended!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Do you need a shoulder to cry on, Mr. Shufelt?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
you and JPDX can have the whole backseast tomorrow.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
See, the problem is, it was merely a bevy of compliments and admissions.
If it had been a surfeit we might have let it go.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
Collective humor… can’t go wrong there
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have been more partial to a plethora.
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What a disrespectful display.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey game's on.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
DAMNIT… CU guy almost got away
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Come ON Buffs... no stalling out
Herbie is explaining that now...
The QB runs better that he reads defenses
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He has great arm strength. Too bad Chris Harper had better accuracy.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
He can’t make the check down pass on the blitz
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My god, that's like the 3rd screen he's flat out missed
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Jesus guys, how hard is it to protect a fucking kicker.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They are kind of hapless
They can make good plays if the called play beats the D. If not there are no adjustments and the play fails
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
That is so wrong...
Another TD for Woods
Herbie is explaining that now...
Bawl game
wait, did USC bring their band to THIS game?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Travel perquisites
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
They bring a band to every game.
Yeah.
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Pros: Get to go to all away games.
Cons: Thiiiiis, is the on-ly song we knooooooooow….. oh and capes.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
But that means you could play it toootally trashed
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by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They fucking love themselves.
They play four songs and think they’re the best band ever because they’re in LA and get to be on TV shows and stuff. I hate the USC Marching Band. Hate.
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Almost.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I seem to remember a band discussion on CGB, I think,
where a USC band member thought he was really cool for stomping on a gift-bag from an opposing band (might have been UO, I’m not sure). Certainly seemed like a dick, and also seemed to be trying to speak for the mentality of the whole band.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That was us.
We tried to be civil, and they’re a bunch of pricks who take themselves too seriously. Guess what? You’re in a marching band, and you wear a big toothbrush on your head in front of 100,000 people. Get over yourself, ass.
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What douchebags.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm all for college rivalry.
But it’s marching band! Come on…
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Just about the worst way you can carry yourself
as a band kid is with a completely undeserved and delusional sense of self-importance.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes no sense.
I’ve heard that attitude comes from their director too. Not sure if it’s true, but I’ve heard enough to believe it.
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How is that even fun? How's it worth doing?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The same reason why overpaying for a mediocre education at USC is worth doing.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Pay your fee and get your B!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Hell that bass drum player was just playing straight quarter notes
I can do that! Give me a scholarship!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sleighr is a really good beer.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Yes it is.
It’s a port night for me though.
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Making Christmas
Making Christmas
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I do love a good Sleighr
This is my favorite beer time of year. Looking forward to the PDX Holiday Ale Fest…
The comeback is SOOO on
Herbie is explaining that now...
The Buffs are not covered in FG glory tonight
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Nov 4, 2011 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You know you're having a blast of a friday night
when you’re sitting at home with USC on ESPN3 and your high school’s playoff football game on the interwebz
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You aren't watching Ghost Adventures on the Travel channel?
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Mistake.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
aren't you in the dorms?
The dorms no longer have cable?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Travel Channel comes out of the wall?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
i think it did last year
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 5, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I love that show...
but sometimes I wanna punch Zak Bagans like he is Ryan Appleby…
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip your pants.
From the east coast to all my fine feathered friends on the west coast.
HAPPY I HATE WASHINGTON DAY!!!!
WEEEEE!!!!
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
So jealous. Midnight can't get here fast enough
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So I can start
THIS, required reading for anyone who joined ATQ in the last two years.
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by Takimoto on Nov 4, 2011 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Print out a picture of Ryan Appleby. Punch it in the face.
classic
Go Team! Score Six Goal Units!
by FromAutzenWithLove on Nov 5, 2011 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait...
They’re in the SEC. Why couldn’t LSU postpone those Spice suspensions until the WKU game?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
'Bama's day-before Gameday crowd is better than USC's day-of...
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
fuck washington
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Nov 4, 2011 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Fuck washington.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Nov 4, 2011 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck washington.
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F.U.C.K. w.A.S.H.I.N.G.T.O.N.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
IT IS NOW HATE WASHINGTON DAY IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONES.
Chicago! St Louis! Nawlins! Kansas City! Dallas! GET YER HATE ON
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I thought Texas was in the Eastern time zone?
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They are. But it's a retarded state so they're an hour behind.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
by benzduck on Nov 4, 2011 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure if this has already been posted
But this may be a preview of tomorrow’s game.
by BrewDuck on Nov 4, 2011 10:23 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
That's hilarious.
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Riveting.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Nov 5, 2011 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions
From the archives..
UO student body president and former uw coed Kasey Brooks hugs her dad after the 1987 victory over the #15 whelps, 29-22. Note the subtle message on her cap.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ.
I am under attack!!!
A husky fan i know posted my phone number all over craigslist and is having all these huskies text me “go huskies” how shall i respond?
If I remember my Cartman correctly...
Pretend to train a donkey to bite his penis off, then when his parents try to get rid of the donkey they themselves will be killed by the farmer, at which point you turn said deceased parents into chili, and feed it to him.
That, or paint his living room walls with excrement.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Watch game tomorrow, reply with final score to every text.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Nov 5, 2011 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
i was thinking
I’d have my cousin who is a cop in las vegas go into one of those sex clubs and post some flyers with this guys information all over it
Huck the Fuskies...
Win the Day and GO DUCKS!!!
by David the Duck on Nov 5, 2011 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
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