Over on your favorite Oregon football pre-history site, the latest entry in the Program Project is a look at the 1982 game at Autzen against Notre Dame, featuring: 

Gerry Faust, the invasion of 12,000 Irish fans, a bunch of field goals, the good old Prevent Defense,  an Oregon team that went straight past the term "QB controversy" to "QB clusterfuck" and totalled five touchdowns in seven games, some ugly Nike cleats, a bunch of obsolete airlines, Steve Brown admitting he'd always wanted to be in Playboy, a lovely head shot of Leann Warren, a back-handed tribute to Jim Haney, a bunch of handsome guys in suits, an ad for Denny's that doesn't include a napkin, a whole bunch of other stuff that I won't tell you about because I'm trying to get this up to 150 words, and maybe the most, um, "inclusive" beer ad ever seen in a football program.

"...if a tie is, as they say, like kissing your sister, the Notre Dame tie was like kissing your really hot sister who you haven’t seen since ten years ago when she was only nine and your parents divorced and you can close your eyes and pretend she’s not your sister. She might not like it, but she’s the hot one, and she’s leaving town tomorrow, and you’re as desperate as she is disgusted with the whole visit."