Congrats, Ducks, On Going To The Rose Bowl!
by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2011 6:45 PM PST
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PrintNow, you guys gonna win? You gonna win a bowl game any time soon? Look, we didn't want to say this to your face, but you're making the rest of us look bad. You can't even win a simple bowl game. Also, you need to stop using Patchouli scented Axe body spray. But back to the bowl thing. Let's take a look:
2009: Loss
2010: Loss
2011:?????????
So embarrassing.
Maybe you need to take a page out of the Cal handbook and win a goddamn bowl game. After all, we did win the 2007 Armed Forces Bowl. We dominated that shit. DOMI-FUCKING-NATED! Let's take a look at some numbers:
Cal 42
Air Force 36
OFY!
Most Valuable Player: KEVIN RILEY!
That's what I call hashtag winning! We beat the Armed Forces. You know how rare that is? It's happened like 2 other times. The British in 1812 (more of a tie, really). The Vietnamese in 1973. Now, Cal, in this era. Kevin Riley faced a defense responsible for DDay, American revolution, and finding Osama. And won! Oregon lost to a group of 21 year olds.
And don't even get me started on the 2008 Emerald Bowl! DON'T GET ME STARTED! You won't like me if I get started on the 2008 Emerald Bowl.
Look, since Cal won the 2003 Insight Bowl, I think I can offer a bit of insight (see what I did there) on how Oregon could potentially win a bowl game. FREE ADVICE:
Oregon should try to improve its offense by doing little things like speeding up its offense to get plays off sooner or trying a few zone reads here and there.
It really couldn't hurt to try at this point, could it. After all, you guys haven't won the Rose Bowl since 1917. 1917! Cal's won not one, but TWO Rose Bowls since then. 1920. 1938. BAM! You just got TwistNHook'd.
Look, last year Cal didn't lose a bowl game (VERIFIABLE FACT!), so maybe that's something you guys should aspire to. Maybe, you should scrap your loser playbook, take a page out of the Cal winning playbook, and actually win a bowl game for once in your life. You're welcome.
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1938! We are so much more au courant with what it takes to win the Rose Bowl than these guys. I just hope they will listen to you, Twist.
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
I made it very clear:
Oregon should try to improve its offense by doing little things like speeding up its offense to get plays off sooner or trying a few zone reads here and there.
Anybody with even a basic understanding of English should be able to understand!
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Joke right?
GO BLAZERS!!!GO DUCKS!!!!GO RAIDERS!!!!AND PANTHERS!!!!GO YANKEES!!!!!
Oh, not at all.
If Twist was a medical condition, he’d be so serious that he’d be critical.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 12, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Should I seek immediate medical attention?
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Has it been lasting for over four hours?
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 12, 2011 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
I actually suffer from TwistNHook.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Didn’t you guys get the vaccinations? THey dont cause autism!
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I was told there was no vaccine
but penicillin would cure up most of my symptoms.
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Joke?
Wow, how often do you read stuff on this website?
"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly
We never joke.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
According to Bill Mussgrave, yes.
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I think you've misunderstood my comments, it's not that we don't joke around here, we just prefer jokes which are good.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Speak for yourself.
As long as the joke involves genitalia, I don’t care how good or bad it is.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
A logical falacy.
If it involves genetalia, it is a good joke.
Also, If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I’d stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Remind me never to try your mashed potatoes.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I guess this means camping is off too, no franks and beans.
I have no idea what is wrong with me.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
I wish I knew where the Beastie Boys sampled that line from.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
I almost wrote the same thing, I have no idea.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
Internet power!
Mantan Moreland’s comedy album, That Ain’t My Finger.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
TWIS
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
You expect me to scroll down?
SERIOUSLY, I’M TAKING CREDIT FOR FINDING WHAT THOUSANDS ALREADY KNEW. DON’T YOU TRY AND STEAL MY THUNDER WITH YOUR OH, I POSTED THIS SEVEN MINUTES AGO.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
Seven minutes of heaven?
Methinks you’re looking through the world with Axemen23 colored glasses.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
No, I would have tweeted it if that were the case.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Fair enough.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
Obviously, you've never been to Shufelt's house at Thanksgiving
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We at least have the decency of wrapping everything in bacon before any sticking in the mashed potatoes happens.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I'm coming to your house next year.
Wait, is there beer?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
You sir, do not have an outdoor patio
therefore you are null and void.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
No. I don’t. I have a NEW outdoor patio.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
a NEW OUTDOOR PATIO?
I must see this gem of the northwest! Where is it?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It's from a Mantan Moreland stand up bit.
NSFW (language)
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
O SNAP.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
See, I can tell bad jokes too.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
Thank you for being the hero we need
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Some version, someday, somehow, this joke will become funny.
Conventional wisdom be damned, just keep trying!
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Is that sometime now?
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Maybe, but it's definitely best to just keep refining your craft, ONE MORE TIME
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
Is that sometime now?
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Not yet, keeeeeep trying.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
You probably brought a bunch of CGB'ers over here to rec this post, didn't you?
I saw past your plan, sir, and I have RUINED IT. You see…
I rec’d this post myself.
That’s right. I, an AtQ’er in good standing*, have contributed one recommendation to this post. I have poisoned the rec well. So while you’re sitting there, thinking, “Hahahaha I so funny I got all my bros to come and rec my post lulz where’s my chablis?” there will be a little voice voice in your head that reminds you that you didn’t do it alone. You needed a pity rec.
*other than my proclivity for mathematics, and that whole Boise State bullshit
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 12, 2011 7:49 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
Ha, jokes on you! I’m so self-centered, I accept your rec without any irony!
You are welcome, ProbablyMonty!
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by TwistNHook on Dec 12, 2011 7:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
There are other types of recs beside pity? hmm.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
Spite recs. Never forget the power of spite.
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Don't forget, even drunken recs count as recs...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 14, 2011 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Fucking Chubby H. Checker, that was/is fun and funny Twist 'n Shout.
But, you keep accept rec’s without that irony shit and you gunna wind up with anemia.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I take irony supplements. I’ll be fine
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No, you’re not fine, in fact you’re not fooling anyone. We all know you get irony supplements from five different sources, that you need them as an eye opener first thing in the morning and to help you through the workday. It’s time we had a talk.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
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I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!
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Is that whenever now?
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 10:21 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
PELICAN
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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That guy got put in jail, the end.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
Was it because he ordered the code red?
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Is that a line from "Meatballs", the 1979 Bill Murray camp counselor classic?
I can’t remember. A code red is like putting someone’s hand in lukewarm water while they are sleeping, right?
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 11:48 PM PST up reply actions
Son, we live in a world that has bowls
And those bowls have to be played by men with speed. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Twist? We have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Tedford, and you curse the Ducks. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the Golden Bear’s defeat, while tragic, probably saved a good Rose Bowl matchup. And our existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, makes Pac-12 football exciting. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want the Ducks in that bowl, you need the Ducks in that bowl. We use words like Win, The, and Day. We use these words as the backbone of a season spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a poster who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very exciting football that we provide, and then questions the manner in which we provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a remote, and watch another bowl game. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
by NinjaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions 35 recs
Even I rec’d that one.
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by atomsareenough on Dec 13, 2011 9:52 AM PST up reply actions
Me too. Its up to 14!
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I thought you Berkeley grads were supposed to be smart. It clearly says 16.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 12:38 PM PST up reply actions
No one has ever made that mistake about MD's though.
That right there says 18….or possibly 81. The dyslexia won’t allow to divulge which.
I don't mean to impose...
Now, it is at 19
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+10
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Yea…my dyslexia joke related to my comment above obviously wasn’t executed very well.
I don't mean to impose...
Mine was the 29th rec, happily given. And no, I'm not drunk.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 14, 2011 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
logged in just to rec it.
Well worth the effort
"It’s great with these group of guys. There is no panic in them." --Chip Kelly, Clearly NOT talking about members of ATQ.
@jblair26
by M. Fletcher on Dec 19, 2011 10:57 AM PST up reply actions
We have a winner!
NinjaDuck, I tip my Jack Nicholson toupee with dark sunglasses to you for the best ‘graph of the post-mid-season! Doesn’t happen often—especially in here—but you had me off my chair, rolling on the floor with a split gut!
Semper Fidelis!
That’s Latin for GO DUCKS!
by Bobbyduckalot on Dec 13, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
When Twist mentioned Code Red
I had this image in my head of Jack Nicholson giving a Duck themed version of that speech. :)
What the hell are we all doing here anyway, let's head over to buckyville and confuse some people.
Or does Texas have a blog?
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
You don’t realize the irony of that statement, but if you look at any number of our current Holiday Bowl “fire tire” threads going on right now at CGB, you’ll know, oh, the Texas fans, they’re passionate.
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and they're all apparently armed, especially the women/girls
that’s how I’ve gotten in your threads. To where OnMySignal reveals herself to be FEMALE
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 12, 2011 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
Each and every one of those Texas posters, indepdent of gender, is much more masculine than I am.
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Somehow I picture you as more the purse (sorry, handbag) swinging type.
Still, I do fear the handbag.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
Are you referring to Daisy’s “Coach concealed weaponry tote”? You thought that was a purse!?!! Laughable.
I don't mean to impose...
Mine is from the spring line
and is in this fabulous embossed white leather.
Unfortunately it’s a little awkward for a hit after Labor Day.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Apparently there are 2 girls that get this comment
I on the other hand am totally confused
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You don't wear white after labor day
/handsovermancard
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Women, Mr. Daddy. We are women. Hear us roar!
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Daisy's voice sounds like Clint Eastwood though.
Definitely not a roar, but still scary as hell.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 14, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
I'd have the voice of an angel
if I would just lay off the pack a day with a whiskey chaser habit.
/coughcoughcoughgasp
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Yowza
Just checked one of those out. That is impressive.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 12, 2011 11:35 PM PST up reply actions
Why are they attacking the Ducks in that one thread?
Do you think they take the ATQ South thing seriously? I mean, I do
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 12, 2011 11:39 PM PST up reply actions
I do, too, Honka Playboy. I do, too.
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Oh, I don't frequent CGB, that place is a sinkhole.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 12, 2011 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
Well, then we come away with weird superior attitudes, and you end up winning a few football games.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions 9 recs
Dude, we won the 2007 Armed Forces Bowl. WTF more do you want???
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Why do you hate America?
Fucking Berkeley pseudocommunists.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions
Funny jokes, just some funny jokes would be a great start.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
You’ve never met Twist before?
"For eight long years have those lobster backs made you bite the dust. It is your turn now. Make them bite and bite hard. Play, every one of you until you drop in your tracks; and when you can’t play any longer, we’ll put another man in your place. If you are repulsed once, come at them again, harder." - Garrett Cochran, Big Game 1898
Twist should come to the spring game
just so we can meet him at the tailgate, dunk his head in whiskey, and throw him in the millrace.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
No, I do not have herpes.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Marry Me!
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Pssst, Twist, just ask to go camping
It’s the same as marriage without the commitment.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 13, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
It's the logical second step, after Crumping of course.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
We would have to lower our "rec'xpectations" by 33%
Who knew it’d be harder to make something green in Eugene than Berkeley?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
Musgrave is on fire in this thread. Tons of green
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SOMEONE PUT HIM OUT!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
All of this already has me feeling put out, Sherbert.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
No, Cliff smoked it all.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
We just fixed it up! You should check out our new jacuzzi/vegetable steamer! It’s two in one!
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I put a garbage disposal in the shower.
FUTBALL IZ SRS BUSINESS GUYZ // ONLY HAVE FUN WHEN ROZ BWL
--Thoroughbred
by sec119 on Dec 13, 2011 8:37 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It's probably best I kept my vegetables out of your steamer.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
Isn’t that just a cannibal’s crockpot?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
“I like the hot tubs at the hotels. I like to go there when there’s a guy in there already, I say “hey man, you mind if I join you?” He says no. Then I go and I turn the whirlpool heat up, then I go by and I add some carrots and onions. Then I say “hey man, just simmer for a whil- I mean, sit there.”
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
PS: I live in Austin, Texas and have a UT masters degree (structural eng), and know every bit of the "passion"
“Pac-10 football is like high school football”
Hahahaha.
Could never buy into the foosball myopia, I am eternally a duck.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 12:23 AM PST up reply actions
How can that be? Structural English from UT?
They hardly don’t even speak English and thaza facto.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Don't be silly, you know I can barely speak intelligbly in any language.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:23 AM PST up reply actions
Musgravian traces its roots back through the Germanic Branch of the larger Proto Indo-European language family, although its heritage is in large part lent to Dick stirred mashed potatos and GET OFF MY DAMNED LAWN.
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Dec 13, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You could have just said "cro-magnon" in all caps and been done with it.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I am young and dumb. Brevity is not, and has never been a strength of mine.
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Dec 13, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
We shall explain this to dunga and the tribe Elders, wait here.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 3:54 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Can I please speak to admiral Bunga?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 4:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Please say, "Hi!"
to the 200 year old man for me.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
Structural! We would get along. Screw those mechanical guys, right? Freaking toy makers.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Ha. In truth, I like and tinker or more than tinker with all of it, building science, mech, elec, arch.
Still we would get along, and camping would be appropriate.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
We could build one kick ass structure to set ablaze so we can roast our marshmellows.
My industry is a mix of structural, mechanical and hydraulics. Most of our calcs are based on structural designs though.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
It sounds like the Texas A&M bonfire
(not your job, your camping idear)
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
And your job sounds, potentially, like "terrorist"!
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I never actually realized that. It’s actually specialized transportation. Which still sounds potentially like “terrorist”.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Obviously kidding, but I do like the idea of you as a terrorist, let's go with that for a while.
Don’t piss off Shufelt guys, he’s got The Shufelt Algorythm calibrated such that all he has to do is enter “MOMBA” in cell E24 and we’re all dead.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 11:32 AM PST up reply actions
And by "we're all dead"
You mean we won’t have any beer.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
Irony supplements or irony suppositories?
"i, for one, welcome our new atomic overlords" - GoldBlooded
by atomsareenough on Dec 13, 2011 9:50 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot the most important step, anyway.
2009: Loss
2010: Loss
2011:?????
2012: PROFIT
Now with mustache guarantee!
First year of the new TV deal?
WELL WHADDAYA KNOW
"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
Can you explain this to me like I went to Oregon?
In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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Well first of all, man, I'll tell you what the REAL crime is...
but hang on, wait, wait, wait, are those, like, Funyuns? Those fucking things are good, but they’ll give you cancer ‘til your dick falls off. Can I have a couple of those things, man? Where was I? So, the REAL crime is that the internet exists at ALL, let alone having it taken over by multinational corporate conglomerates who are trying to poison your BRAIN man with 3 minute YouTube videos they just keep splicing and splicing until your attention span is as long as those fuckers want it to be. Fuck man, these Funyuns are AWESOME. What the fuck is that I hear, is that Shoreline ’72? Niiiiiiiice. So anyway, my point was, and you’re fucking awesome, so you’ll understand me here, man, my point is, you are my FAVORITE team’s FAVORITE TEAM’S…poster. Right? Fuckin’ A.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 2:33 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Sure
take 5 hits off the bong to your left, put on Modest Mouse or an equivilent, and call me in 15 minutes.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Sorry Twist, I was wrong, looks like we enjoy bad jokes too.
Fire away.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
YOU GODDAMN WELL BETTER NOT HAVE REPLY FAILED
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 2:55 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Dear lord no, I love your jokes, even the terrible ones.
You have a free pass, Dr. Genetalia.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
Yay! Does it include drink tickets?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, I'm sorry if I misled you, the only pass I have is for this campground in El Paso.
Pretty nice, if you like dust.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
And cockroaches?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I bury those cockaroaches
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 13, 2011 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
You can get a PhD in Genitals?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Hurts like a sonofabitch, but yes.
Ivon Padilla-Rodriguez's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
The google search for this is quite fascinating.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
What if he’s in a can?
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 14, 2011 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Since I've gotten older, seems like I'm always in the can
/changingblognametoprincealbert
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
How do you know he's not lying ;)
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
“Jou’re my favorite team’s favorite team’s poster.”
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
by JShufelt on Dec 13, 2011 2:57 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
I recd this hard!
In the Game of Trolls, you either troll or you die.
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(it's the BonerPillz)
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Tailgate
For all Ducks heading to the game, check out the tailgate before hand. http://bit.ly/ta5r0C
I want to know what play we should take out of Cal's playbook after tonight
I think it’s the ‘run backwards 20 yards and get sacked’ play, but it could equally be the ‘fumble randomly by the QB’ play. Wisconsin will NEVER SEE IT COMING.
Only good thing that I can see for the PAC12 coming out of this year's Holiday Bowl?
Cal cannot flick shit at ANYONE ever about anything to do with football. That was the poorest performance EVAH. And I understand what you are saying, kalon. They won’t see it coming becuz that game was to bad for anyone to watch.
I hope Tedford has a real job lined up. ASU looked better than cal. calgon water softener bowl.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
I hope we don't take the "drop the ball on the ground or pass it to the other team" play.
That play doesn’t seem like a good one to use.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Oregon ran both those plays
and still managed to win.
Rose Bowl FTW
Holiday Bowl FTL.
Taxes don't kill jobs.
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