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I don't know about you, but this last weekend was terrible without a full slate of college football. Thankfully, the bowl games start soon. Here's your Tuesday morning quack:

Go Ducks!

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Yes!!!

Great news. I’m excited for him.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 7:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Nice, that's a 10-3 team - not too shabby

Boyett on the AA list, well deserved too!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Dec 13, 2011 7:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Woo-hoo!

I’m excited too…Jeff was one of my favorites!

by chicagoduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:30 AM PST up reply actions  

He is one of my favs too, and is my fav receiver.

Some of those diving catches will stick with me for a very long time.

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Dec 13, 2011 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Hope he added some bulk since we last saw him on the field :)

He is a tough kid but things are different in the top league!

ssshhh....

by OregOnDucks on Dec 13, 2011 8:52 AM PST up reply actions  

Rec'd a million times.

Wait I can only give one rec? That sucks.

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by QuackinAK on Dec 13, 2011 1:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Must be German

it’s the only explanation for it’s existence that makes sense.

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by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:10 PM PST up reply actions  

downfield kickoff coverage

This is going to be important to winning this game. We’re not going to be kicking any touchbacks, and for the most part our coverage has been very good. That said, we can’t allow wisconsin to be catching the ball & bringing it up to the 30 or better.

by ochocokid on Dec 13, 2011 9:12 AM PST reply actions  

At the risk of botching his name……Abredaris is the guy I think.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Dec 13, 2011 9:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Piler oner!

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

If I could pile on myself I wouldn't leave the house.

For safey’s sake, please don’t try. My friend’s brother fell of the couch and broke his neck trying to pile on himself.

by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions  

If you could pile on yourself I'd look you up on the internet

Did it just get weird in here?

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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions  

How bout them Cowboys?

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Broke Back Quackton?

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions  

x

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Does anyone else think coaches get payed to much?

I understand they have a extremely demanding job that takes enormous amounts of dedication, but is 3 million in one year really necessary?

"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Dec 13, 2011 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

I agree. Kelly should get paid whatever he wants.

It just blows my mind how much we invest into entertainers as a society.

"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Dec 13, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

That should depend on where the money comes from.

If the school is private, or if the athletic department is self-sufficient, then it doesn’t matter how much they’re paid.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Dec 13, 2011 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if I can say they do or don't get paid too much.

Whether for better or worse, that is what it has come down to. It’s a very competitive and demanding job.

Though, I think a lot of it comes down to self-sufficiency.

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by JShufelt on Dec 13, 2011 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

The simple answer is yes

The more complicated answer really gets into sticky areas. Top football programs bring in a lot of money and what is worth then to have a top coach. As salaries in the pros skyrocket, colleges need to compete to keep talent at the college level or risk having to bring up fresh, younger and cheaper coaches more frequently and what does that cost or does it set the program back. And then factor in some fat banker making billion dollars a year while putting an entire economy at risk, why shouldn’t a coach at a good program make a few measly million?

Should a guy that can swing a bat make 25 million a year?

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Dec 13, 2011 10:34 AM PST up reply actions  

Should a guy that can swing a bat make 25 million a year?

Ha, no. Athletic contracts in general are out of control, but MLB takes the cake for the most ridiculous salaries. And it’s not even close.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Lack of salary cap FTW

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by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

lack of common sense

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Dec 13, 2011 1:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That too

Funny thing is every team in MLB makes $ because they have a really really good revenue system.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Swing YOUR bat!!!! Take BonerPillz!!!!

And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Professional leagues are private enterprises.

They pay according to the laws of supply and demand.

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Dec 13, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly.

I have no problem with the businesses shelling out millions if they want to. It’s that we are so addicted to sports (1 finger pointing at the world, 4 back at me) that they are able to afford it. If I might refer to a debate from last week, it’s also why scalpers are able to get away with buying 8 RB tickets and selling them for 5x+ the original price.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

There is a big difference between a private company like an MLB or NFL team

paying crazy salaries and a public university. I guess I feel that no public employee should be making 3m a year, or getting 500k in state pension, but as others have said, that is their market value. Despite being a public employee they are still in a multi-million dollar business. My conflicted values on this is sort of a microcosm of all that is strange and sorta shady about big time college athetics

by OregonNYC on Dec 13, 2011 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Under the new PERS reforms

Chip Kelly won’t get nearly the same pension Bellotti did because he was hired after 1995, even though he’s paid more.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes

They are basically CEOs of multi-million $ corporations, college football teams, and they are paid are such.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Except they are not corporations, they are often public institutions may receive

a portion of their budget directly, and at the very least benefit from significant subsidies by their association with the public institution. Makes for a bit of an odd situation.

by OregonNYC on Dec 13, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you know whether or not the UofO football program is self-sustaining (can we include what Uncle Phil gives us in this?)?

If so, I wouldn’t be surprised if that money was funneled to non-revenue sports.

I know there is frequently talk of schools losing money to attend bowl games, but do we generally operate in the black?

by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Football funds all other sports

Men’s basketball helps a bit but not as much.

We are pretty close to self-sustaining, as close as anyone really gets.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

If football (at the UofO) is self-sustaining, are state funds counted as part of their budget or is it the AD’s budget? I suppose it’s semantics, really.

by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I know but we should think of them as that

Because that’s basically what they are.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

As much as anything,

I think it’s about the facts that (a) when a football program is doing well, they can pay that kind of salary, and (b) retaining a winning coach is therefore actually financially beneficial. I’m pretty sure that it works out in Oregon’s interest — and I’d wager, strongly so — to shell out the big bucks to keep a guy like Chip around. (When we’re winning, we get on TV more, we sell more merchandise, and so forth.)

There’s also a bit of a chicken-and-the-egg quality to this question, though, because if nobody paid their coaches exorbitant salaries, then we wouldn’t need to, either. But such is the reality of a free market economy.

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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 13, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

You're responsible for 110 under 24 year old guys and ~20 staff/coaches

and if a single one of them fucks up, it’s your head that rolls. Now, take that pressure and you can only supervise them for a few hours a day, but you’re still expected to push them to perform at the highest level possible. You are basically the figurehead and CEO of a mid sized company that is generating in the area of $40Million / year. Your life is incredibly public and on top of controlling the football program you are also a highly visible figurehead for a major university and the community you live in.

You’re going to spend 12hours a day working 7 days a week and often longer for at least half a year. The other half a year you’re going to be traveling, recruiting, setting up the future of the athletics program. You’ll invest so much time that often you don’t have a social life outside a tiny circle. If you are in a relationship, chances are she’s going to leave you because you can’t spend time away from the program and maintain your job. Our own Chip Kelly divorced after taking the Oregon job.

I’d say that many of us would love to make the kind of money a head coach makes, but put us in the same position and there are very few people who have the drive and capability to effectively fill that role. There are 110 jobs like Chip Kelly’s in the nation, out of those maybe 20 are top flight jobs that anyone would take. There are 7 BILLION people on this planet and 20 of those people are in the position that Chip Kelly is in. I wouldn’t expect them to ever be paid any less or deserve any less. If you want the best in the nation you have to be ready to pay for it. Sure we could get a guy in here making 500,000 a year instead, but then we’d be WSU for the last 5 years. You get what you pay for.

In short, no I don’t think they’re paid too much, as a matter of fact with the success Oregon has had over the last 3 years I would be very happy if we made Chip Kelly the best paid coach in the nation. And raise the assistant coaches’ salaries as well!

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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

It's funny

I have no idea how to quantify how much one should make with all those responsibilities. Like, I just can’t wrap my head around it. That’s why my answer — which is essentially the same as yours, that they don’t make to much — relies on the abstract economics argument instead.

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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 13, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

Kelly was never married

He was engaged, but IIRC they called it off when it looked like he’d be inheriting the HC job. That’s not quite the same as saying he divorced.

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ

by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

:(

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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions  

If Chip Kelly wins the Rose Bowl maybe AtQ should work on finding him a nice lady friend. We’ve had several post on here in the last year, maybe one of them will take one Chip for the team.

by JonathanPDX on Dec 13, 2011 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

If Chip can lead the team to a national championship I think I know a lot of Duck fans that would take one for the team regardless of gender.

by keeerrrttt1 on Dec 13, 2011 3:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Did everybody hear that? Our first volunteer!

by JonathanPDX on Dec 13, 2011 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

The oft-repeated rumor is that he's dating a girl from Grants Pass.

I’ve heard it from a lot of non-connected people who have supposedly seen them together, but I have no corroborating information.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing.

LMD is Chip Kelly’s girlfriend! Tell everyone you know!

"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller

by CougarDuck on Dec 13, 2011 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, right?

More info: she’s supposedly a doctor’s daughter and blonde, neither of which are traits I can claim. Sorry to disappoint.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

LMD, You are our ATQ rep on location

Run this rumor to ground! Find out who she is and case her house! Then report back on her movements.
BECAUSE WE NEED TO ELIMINATE ANY POSSIBLE DISTRACTIONS FOR CHIP.

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by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:15 PM PST up reply actions  

FIFY
BECAUSE WE NEED TO ELIMINATE ANY POSSIBLE DISTRACTIONS COMPETITION FOR CHIP.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions  

THEY WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 13, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions  

sure.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 11:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually, that’s probably the smartest thing he’s done. If you know you’re not going to be able to give marriage the attention it needs, then don’t get married. It would save an awful lot of grief.

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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 13, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

indeed. What Chip needs is a FWB. Hope he’s got one. Or two.

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by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Every once in a while even Axemen wins.

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by QuackinAK on Dec 13, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

blind pig = axemen
truffle = funny

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by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I see it more as just a pure volume of posts and probability equation.

If you have an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters, eventually you get a Shakespearian sonnet.

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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

C'mon, 3 hours and nobody's continued the ad?

I was at least expecting a big balls line…

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Fat Women Breathing?

I don’t think so

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 13, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

FWB? I’m assuming that’s referring to some sort of paramour kept around for sexual purposes, in which case, I disapprove.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Dec 14, 2011 12:06 AM PST up reply actions  

friend with benefits

by echo31 on Dec 14, 2011 7:11 AM PST up reply actions  

Chip makes a good salary, I’m not sure what benefit some friend could provide.
/innocentmind

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by JShufelt on Dec 14, 2011 8:34 AM PST up reply actions  

An ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on.

Duh.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 14, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree, but

it still makes me a bit sad. I’m glad I didn’t have to choose between the job of my dreams and the love of my life.

by kalon on Dec 13, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

There’s the possibility that she wasn’t the love of his life.

Like I told my kids, make sure you marry your second spouse first.

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by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

A list movie stars get paid $20 million per movie

Top MLB closers get $9 million a year for ~70 innings pitched. And then you have entertainers like Justin Bieber and whatever the hell they make.

$3 million for a top CFB coach actually strikes me as low in comparison.

by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes

you are entirely the only one.

by kalon on Dec 13, 2011 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

The obvious answer is that everyone in sports is paid too much.

Teachers make $30,000 per year before taxes while dudes playing a game for a living get millions per year. That’s just the world we live in.

Things like that.

by qrsouther on Dec 13, 2011 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

In Ca the average is closer to 70K,

but when you take into account cost of living in some areas, that sounds like a lot more than it is. But i get the jist of your comment. I would say it goes well beyond sports. most economist agree that we are starting to develop a very hourglass economy with obscene amounts of money at the top, too many people in the lower section and a very limited middle class. Sports figures, coaches, players owners and media moguls are only part of the overall issue.

Not all people in sports are making too much money. Guys that run concessions, maintain fields, the labor side of it, aren’t getting rich any time soon ;-)

I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly

by F'n Duck on Dec 13, 2011 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

$59,825 according to the link below.

And of course, the conclusion is that after cost of living adjustments, that is pretty shitty.

Link

Also, they have 6 more students per class than the national average. No one thinks CA teachers are well compensated.

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Dec 13, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Their per-class numbers are pretty misleading.

Oregon has 20 students per teacher, but most of us in my district have 40 per class.

I’m not disagreeing with you, by the way, just saying the numbers are actually worse than those statistics make them out to be.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

As they say in Friday Night Lights
I mean, the coach makes more than the principal of the school.
Yeah, but if those boys bring home a state championship, it’s worth every damn penny.

by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Much of the time, I tend to think they dont.

For coaches such as Chip Kelly, Nick Saban, Lane Kiffin etc… The amount they earn is miniscule compared to the revenue that their program generates. So it makes sense that they are paid in millions of dollars. As a university (or state politician) I would try to make damn sure that the person responsible for something generating hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t liable to leave.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead Dept:
BryanDFischer Bryan Fischer
He’s gone! RT @gromerjeffers: Craig James will file in Texas for the Republican U.S. Senate primary by end of day Thursday.

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by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 10:54 AM PST reply actions  

We celebrate this now

but is it really for the better if he does become a US Senator?

by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

It won't make any difference at all.

It’s not like he’d be taking a Democratic seat.

There is little risk of him ever becoming “The Conscience of the Senate.”

This dilletante exercise will amount to nothing more than a capital transfer from one set of pockets to another, in the name of a campaign.

Unless, of course, there is justice for the five.

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by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

"Justice for the Five"

is the new slogan of his opponents in the primaries

by OregonNYC on Dec 13, 2011 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

His resume' definitely qualifies him for the role of "Ding Dong, the Witch."

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by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

No goddammit

He wins the primary, keeping him off TV next fall.

then he gets embarrassed so bad he makes Christine O’Donnell blush

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Trouble is, this is Texas.

He wins the primary, he’s in the Senate.

Oh well, guess we’ll have another counterbalance for Al Franken.

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by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

BUT THEN HE'S OFF THE AIR FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME!

CRAIG JAMES FOR SENATE!
CRAIG JAMES FOR SENATE!!!
CRAIG JAMES FOR MOTHER FUCKING SENATE!!!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

You're under the impression

that the worst Craig James can do is on air. I’ll argue the Senate affords him way more opportunity to fuck with me than he ever did on ESPN.

Just my $.02

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 13, 2011 8:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

I fail to understand why people are celebrating his candidacy for a senate position (at the expense of his broadcasting gig), especially on the basis that he is an idiot.

Not that he will win a seat, but still, some people’s rationale regarding this is ridiculous. Obviously everyone is joking about James leaving ESPN, but even the mere thought of him in congress is no laughing matter.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 8:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you

I was beginning to wonder given the reaction to everything else I posted in this thread.

by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

He can fuck with my country all he wants

if he’s off my TV screen.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:08 PM PST up reply actions  

No, with his 'talent', if he's going fuck up anything, he'll fuck up EVERYTHING.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

My dream is this

He pulls a big upset in the primary and goes to the general election (and misses the 2012 football season).

Then, someone (maybe the republican frontrunner he unseated) comes flying in as an independent, digs up mounds of dirt, and throttles him.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

If Craig James kills all the hookers in America you are never going to get laid.

by JonathanPDX on Dec 14, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions  

...

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 14, 2011 12:19 AM PST up reply actions  

He’ll ruin C-SPAN!

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by JShufelt on Dec 14, 2011 8:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Justice for the 5

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by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

FUCK

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

We need him to win the primary

So he stays off TV next season.

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by skywaker9 on Dec 13, 2011 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

YEAH BABY

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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 13, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Aaaand we're off to a roaring start at UCLA
ESPN_Pac12blog ESPN_Pac12blog @ESPN_Pac12blog 2m
Mora: “I don’t want to stand up here today and make any bold predictions or make outlandish statements.”
Then Mora said goal is to win conference and national championships.
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by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 2:39 PM PST reply actions  

I don’t think that’s very outlandish. It would be outlandish if he said “We’re going to win the National Championship next year.”

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Every game is the National Championship. Mora’s goal is to bring home the trophy against Rice next year.

by JonathanPDX on Dec 13, 2011 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

my money is on the Owls

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by scudderfan on Dec 13, 2011 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think that’s outlandish statement or a bold prediction.

If he came out and said his goal was to have a season over .500 – they UCLA hired the wrong guy.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Dec 13, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was the 9th.

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Dec 13, 2011 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Should we use an arithmetic mean here, or should we just pick one of them?

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

The Oregon job is impossibly good, yes.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Divide by Chip Kelly’s stare.

/soyesthesamething

I don't mean to impose...

by TheOcean on Dec 13, 2011 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for clicking the box.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 13, 2011 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

This list is a JOKE

Penn State is 11th? Yeah, OK then. Miami is 15th? Florida State 4th? I mean, they have UCLA ranked in the top 25, when this recent coaching search proved that Wazzzu is a more desired job.

This is a lazy list. It’s not of desirable jobs. It’s of “prestige” in college football.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 13, 2011 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I didn’t even read anything other than Oregon’s entry, to be quite honest. I just wanted to rekindle that old meme flame.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

OutKickTheCoverage : BleacherReport :: Shopko : Walmart

The "Beano Cook" of ATQ

by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Fuck Walmart

Shopko sucks.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I told you he was an aspiring journalist. Tonight he has some 'hot' news.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Could well be...

/clownzano’d?

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

I forgot how downtime affects ATQ. Chip Kelly has lost control of our collective attention span.

Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 13, 2011 4:40 PM PST reply actions  

I blame Christmas.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 13, 2011 4:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is this guy still at the Guard? Seems like he'd be wanted elsewhere.
Bruce Feldman @BFeldmanCBS
Nobody in media knows Gus better than GS RT @GeorgeSchroeder Malzahn to Ark St has legs. Might not happen. But yes, it absolutely could.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 4:59 PM PST reply actions  

Probably because he’s not a very good columnist.

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by jtlight on Dec 13, 2011 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Aren't we playing ArkySt next season?

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

I’m thinking back to when Dick Harter scheduled a game in Mac Court against Villanova — the team that pounded his undefeated Penn team in the NCAAs in 1970 — and left the starters in for almost the entire game, winning 116-77, just to rub it in Rollie Massimino’s face (even though he wasn’t Nova’s coach at the time).

With five minutes left in the game Harter put on a full-court press with a 35 point lead. When asked after the game WTF, Harter said “I thought the rules allowed you to press.”

Bring on Malzahn.

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by benzduck on Dec 13, 2011 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

It has legs. It can physically walk! It might not walk, but it absolutely could!

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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by JShufelt on Dec 13, 2011 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Couldn’t Malzahn get a real job somewhere?

It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck

by JShufelt on Dec 13, 2011 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

He has been rumored for every head coaching position in the past year, and now the rumor is that he may coach for Arkansas St? Really? I would have to think that ASU and Penn State may at least think about Malzahn.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions  

He's there....in residence as I write.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Rumor?

He’s taken the job kiddo.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

My, how things can change in less than 1/2 hour.

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahaha, seriously.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 10:11 PM PST up reply actions  

...Oh dear. I hope these aren't our uniforms
Rob Moseley @DuckFootball
Indeed. Nice sweaters boys. RT @HAGENATION60: Happy Holidays from @mikeclay_46, Justin Hoffman and myself!!! #EPICTWEET

Really. Hope not.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 5:04 PM PST reply actions  

Also

Justin Hoffman=Shaun White?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Same here!

I saw them live at Rock the Bells this past Summer, it was damn awesome

Oh and Black Star’s coming out with a new album if you haven’t heard!

by ATCQ on Dec 13, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Addicted To Casual Quack??

Asian Tiger Chinese Quintuplets??
Another Travesty Called Quincy??
Amish Togetherness Cuddling Quakers??

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by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

There is plenty of good new hip-hop,

it is just difficult to find, and even less popular :(

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Who else do you like, I can probably find you some good stuff

For example, I loved me some UGK and outkast. If you are a fan of them you might want to look into a dude named Big KRIT but anyways he makes his own beats as well as raps. Beats sounds like a mix of old kanye west mixed with organized noize.

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I love me some Outkast and old Wu-Tang

I know it might not be a popular opinion, but I really enjoy Kanye and Lupe Fiasco.

by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Lupe has two really good albums and a lot of good mixtapes...but lasers was garbage

And I enjoy Kanye as well. He makes good music but hes kind of a jackass but I understand why he is that way. I’d shoot you some youtube links but apparently i’m not smart enough to figure out how to link them on here

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Food and Liquor was a great album.

I hope Food and Liquor 2 is more like that than Lasers, which I agree was garbage.

by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions  

indeed

Anyways here are a few tracks for you to youtube when you get some time by KRIT

can’t be all-(song has a sweet outkast sample)
hometown hero(sweet adele and friday night lights sample)
the vent (just a real introspective song)
dreamin(sounds like a classic kanye beat with the soul sample)
send me an angel(yes he does sample the scorpions on this song and somehow it works)
let me know what you think

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

No problem

He just got signed not to long ago but he probably put out the best hip hop album of this last year and it is free.

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

New stuff? You may already know a lot of this.

There are Binary Star and One Be Lo, who are both fairly well known now-a-days. Substanital is good. Cyne is fantastic. Dead Prez have come out with some good stuff somewhat recently. Cormega isn’t new, but is under-appreciated. Kno makes some fantastic stuff (and also produces for the Cunninlynguists who are awesome). Masta Killa has some good new-ish stuff. Snowgoons have gotten really popular lately, but have some good songs. Sage Francis sort of straddles the line between hip-hop and something else, it works well though. P.O.S has gotten a lot more play, which is well deserved. Royce Da 5’9 just came out with a new album, some of which is pretty good.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Government Mule, FTW

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 14, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Cormega's "new" album is GREAT

It’s called raw forever, its more of best of and some of his classic songs redone with a live bank. I really like it a lot.

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 10:14 PM PST up reply actions  

also I would recommend statik selekta's population control

Its a compliation album as he is a producer. Has some known acts as well as some up and comers. Some grimey east coast rap

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

If either of you guys are still in school at Uof O

I highly recommend taking the History of HipHop class with Prof. Kajikawa. MUS360 I think? really good class

by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

also the roots just put out a new album

Matter of fact krit is on the first single. Its an awesome song

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 10:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

i got one final track for you

Trae the truth featuring lupe fiasco big boi and wale. I’m on. You should check it for the features alone

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 11:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

I still need arts and letters credit,

So I definitely have to look into that next quarter!

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 13, 2011 10:34 PM PST up reply actions  

That's a great class.

Prof. Kajikawa is the man. He even partially advised me on my senior thesis.

Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.

by Takimoto on Dec 14, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions  

you mean that funkadelic masterpiece wasn't all your own

BLASHPHEMY

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 14, 2011 12:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow

Lots of good hip hop fans here! Nice!

CaDuck gave a lot of awesome suggestions, here’s some others:

Blu- Check out Blu & Exile’s Below The Heavens. Amazing album

Reks-His new album REKS is really good

Elzhi is amazing. His new mixtape Elmatic is great

Blue Scholars’ first 2 albums were really good, not the biggest fan of their newest stuff though

by ATCQ on Dec 14, 2011 4:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Check out the following website for lots of good underground info

www.Kevinnottingham.com

The following artists put out two of the best albums of the year and they are free!

The weeknd
Frank Ocean

by ppilot on Dec 13, 2011 10:59 PM PST up reply actions  

i just cant get into those odd future guys

I tried the weeknd once and didnt keep my attention guess ill try again

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 11:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Ocean is completely different than the rest of the group

And its a good album to have with the GF as it is very chick friendly as well.

by ppilot on Dec 13, 2011 11:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah i would agree with that.

Couple other Artists I like

Little Brother
Shad
Nicolay and Kay

Other good R&B
Big Boi’s last album
Anything from Roots

by ppilot on Dec 13, 2011 11:10 PM PST up reply actions  

big boi's album was very underappreciated

I like little brother but they miss 9th wonder. Speaking of which since you guys like the weeknd and frank ocean you might want to check out foreign exchange if you havent already

by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 11:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

That article on the Redshirt Freshmen

and Mark Asper was really well-written. I got a lot out of that story, and I’d certainly suggest that anybody who skips straight to the comments go back and read it!

Also, there’s hearsay the Larry Scott is eyeing China for some football game locations. You’ve probably already heard that, but did you know it could be Stanford-Notre Dame 2013?
I couldn’t imagine the jet lag the Fighting Irish would have to deal with. Not to mention the insanely long flight, that’s an 11 hour time-shift difference. Not the ideal conditions for playing a football game.

15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd

by Brass-billed on Dec 13, 2011 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Was LGB at the Dolphins-Eagles game?

…………………..g’bye.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

man, you cold

"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY

by Famous Duck on Dec 13, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

I’m sorry, but that behavior is so childish. I hope they catch whoever did it.

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, why wouldn't they?

With TCU, Boise, and BYU, they’re definitely AQ worthy. Oh, wait…

"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly

by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions  

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