Quack Fix: Basketball with a win over Portland State and the football team takes a break from practice
I don't know about you, but this last weekend was terrible without a full slate of college football. Thankfully, the bowl games start soon. Here's your Tuesday morning quack:
- Aaron Fentress has a story with some details on Oregon's bowl preparations. After practices for four straight days, the Ducks now have a three-day break, though it sounds like many players will spend that time in the film or weight rooms. The coaches are also making use of the time off from practices to go on recruiting trips.
- The Ducks had some trouble putting away Portland State last night, but ended up with a 79-70 home victory. It also looks like Oregon will be without Tyrone Nared for at least the next four games after he suffered a knee injury during a scramble for a loose ball in the second half.
- With the younger players taking a lot of reps in practice the last four days, Rob Moseley has a piece on the progression of Oregon's redshirting freshmen, including some quotes from some of Oregon's starters. And, a Q&A with Mark Asper is included at the very end (or here)---he even answers a question on leg whips.
- Bob Clark's look around the conference focuses on the departure of Reeves Nelson from UCLA. Oregon is fifth in his weekly rankings.
- Adam Jude goes over some of the bonuses the Chip Kelly and the rest of the staff can earn with a victory over Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl.
- Ted Miller has the Pro Football Weekly All-American team, which also takes into account NFL potential. John Boyett is the only Duck to earn a mention.
Go Ducks!
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Jeff Maehl
Promoted off the practice squad for the Texans.
by ursula on Dec 13, 2011 6:55 AM PST reply actions 6 recs
Yes!!!
Great news. I’m excited for him.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 7:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Nice, that's a 10-3 team - not too shabby
Boyett on the AA list, well deserved too!
For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!
He is one of my favs too, and is my fav receiver.
Some of those diving catches will stick with me for a very long time.
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Hope he added some bulk since we last saw him on the field :)
He is a tough kid but things are different in the top league!
ssshhh....
Badger I eat you!
by impurz on Dec 13, 2011 9:07 AM PST reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd a million times.
Wait I can only give one rec? That sucks.
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Must be German
it’s the only explanation for it’s existence that makes sense.
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downfield kickoff coverage
This is going to be important to winning this game. We’re not going to be kicking any touchbacks, and for the most part our coverage has been very good. That said, we can’t allow wisconsin to be catching the ball & bringing it up to the 30 or better.
Toon is their primary return guy, right?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
Name botcher!
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Reply failer!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
If I could pile on myself I wouldn't leave the house.
For safey’s sake, please don’t try. My friend’s brother fell of the couch and broke his neck trying to pile on himself.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 9:34 AM PST up reply actions
If you could pile on yourself I'd look you up on the internet
Did it just get weird in here?
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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
Broke Back Quackton?
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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Does anyone else think coaches get payed to much?
I understand they have a extremely demanding job that takes enormous amounts of dedication, but is 3 million in one year really necessary?
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
No.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Let me rephrase:
Winning coaches are not payed too much.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
I agree. Kelly should get paid whatever he wants.
It just blows my mind how much we invest into entertainers as a society.
"You better show up. You don’t have to be the best team in the country. You just have to be the best team in the stadium on that day." Chip Kelly
That should depend on where the money comes from.
If the school is private, or if the athletic department is self-sufficient, then it doesn’t matter how much they’re paid.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I don't know if I can say they do or don't get paid too much.
Whether for better or worse, that is what it has come down to. It’s a very competitive and demanding job.
Though, I think a lot of it comes down to self-sufficiency.
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The simple answer is yes
The more complicated answer really gets into sticky areas. Top football programs bring in a lot of money and what is worth then to have a top coach. As salaries in the pros skyrocket, colleges need to compete to keep talent at the college level or risk having to bring up fresh, younger and cheaper coaches more frequently and what does that cost or does it set the program back. And then factor in some fat banker making billion dollars a year while putting an entire economy at risk, why shouldn’t a coach at a good program make a few measly million?
Should a guy that can swing a bat make 25 million a year?
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
Should a guy that can swing a bat make 25 million a year?
Ha, no. Athletic contracts in general are out of control, but MLB takes the cake for the most ridiculous salaries. And it’s not even close.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
lack of common sense
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
That too
Funny thing is every team in MLB makes $ because they have a really really good revenue system.
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Is it called "Play a non-taxing sport....and do it 162 times every year..."?
I don't mean to impose...
Swing YOUR bat!!!! Take BonerPillz!!!!
And now, back to your regularly scheduled program.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Professional leagues are private enterprises.
They pay according to the laws of supply and demand.
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
Exactly.
I have no problem with the businesses shelling out millions if they want to. It’s that we are so addicted to sports (1 finger pointing at the world, 4 back at me) that they are able to afford it. If I might refer to a debate from last week, it’s also why scalpers are able to get away with buying 8 RB tickets and selling them for 5x+ the original price.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
There is a big difference between a private company like an MLB or NFL team
paying crazy salaries and a public university. I guess I feel that no public employee should be making 3m a year, or getting 500k in state pension, but as others have said, that is their market value. Despite being a public employee they are still in a multi-million dollar business. My conflicted values on this is sort of a microcosm of all that is strange and sorta shady about big time college athetics
Under the new PERS reforms
Chip Kelly won’t get nearly the same pension Bellotti did because he was hired after 1995, even though he’s paid more.
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Yes
They are basically CEOs of multi-million $ corporations, college football teams, and they are paid are such.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Except they are not corporations, they are often public institutions may receive
a portion of their budget directly, and at the very least benefit from significant subsidies by their association with the public institution. Makes for a bit of an odd situation.
Do you know whether or not the UofO football program is self-sustaining (can we include what Uncle Phil gives us in this?)?
If so, I wouldn’t be surprised if that money was funneled to non-revenue sports.
I know there is frequently talk of schools losing money to attend bowl games, but do we generally operate in the black?
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Football funds all other sports
Men’s basketball helps a bit but not as much.
We are pretty close to self-sustaining, as close as anyone really gets.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
If football (at the UofO) is self-sustaining, are state funds counted as part of their budget or is it the AD’s budget? I suppose it’s semantics, really.
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
I know but we should think of them as that
Because that’s basically what they are.
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As much as anything,
I think it’s about the facts that (a) when a football program is doing well, they can pay that kind of salary, and (b) retaining a winning coach is therefore actually financially beneficial. I’m pretty sure that it works out in Oregon’s interest — and I’d wager, strongly so — to shell out the big bucks to keep a guy like Chip around. (When we’re winning, we get on TV more, we sell more merchandise, and so forth.)
There’s also a bit of a chicken-and-the-egg quality to this question, though, because if nobody paid their coaches exorbitant salaries, then we wouldn’t need to, either. But such is the reality of a free market economy.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 13, 2011 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
You're responsible for 110 under 24 year old guys and ~20 staff/coaches
and if a single one of them fucks up, it’s your head that rolls. Now, take that pressure and you can only supervise them for a few hours a day, but you’re still expected to push them to perform at the highest level possible. You are basically the figurehead and CEO of a mid sized company that is generating in the area of $40Million / year. Your life is incredibly public and on top of controlling the football program you are also a highly visible figurehead for a major university and the community you live in.
You’re going to spend 12hours a day working 7 days a week and often longer for at least half a year. The other half a year you’re going to be traveling, recruiting, setting up the future of the athletics program. You’ll invest so much time that often you don’t have a social life outside a tiny circle. If you are in a relationship, chances are she’s going to leave you because you can’t spend time away from the program and maintain your job. Our own Chip Kelly divorced after taking the Oregon job.
I’d say that many of us would love to make the kind of money a head coach makes, but put us in the same position and there are very few people who have the drive and capability to effectively fill that role. There are 110 jobs like Chip Kelly’s in the nation, out of those maybe 20 are top flight jobs that anyone would take. There are 7 BILLION people on this planet and 20 of those people are in the position that Chip Kelly is in. I wouldn’t expect them to ever be paid any less or deserve any less. If you want the best in the nation you have to be ready to pay for it. Sure we could get a guy in here making 500,000 a year instead, but then we’d be WSU for the last 5 years. You get what you pay for.
In short, no I don’t think they’re paid too much, as a matter of fact with the success Oregon has had over the last 3 years I would be very happy if we made Chip Kelly the best paid coach in the nation. And raise the assistant coaches’ salaries as well!
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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs
It's funny
I have no idea how to quantify how much one should make with all those responsibilities. Like, I just can’t wrap my head around it. That’s why my answer — which is essentially the same as yours, that they don’t make to much — relies on the abstract economics argument instead.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 13, 2011 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
Kelly was never married
He was engaged, but IIRC they called it off when it looked like he’d be inheriting the HC job. That’s not quite the same as saying he divorced.
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by Quack Addict on Dec 13, 2011 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
If Chip Kelly wins the Rose Bowl maybe AtQ should work on finding him a nice lady friend. We’ve had several post on here in the last year, maybe one of them will take one Chip for the team.
If Chip can lead the team to a national championship I think I know a lot of Duck fans that would take one for the team regardless of gender.
The oft-repeated rumor is that he's dating a girl from Grants Pass.
I’ve heard it from a lot of non-connected people who have supposedly seen them together, but I have no corroborating information.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
You're from Grants Pass.
That’s so weird!
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by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
I was just thinking the same thing.
LMD is Chip Kelly’s girlfriend! Tell everyone you know!
"You could almost imagine Ducks coach Chip Kelly walking to midfield among the bloodied Bruins and shouting in his best gladiator voice, 'Are you not entertained?'" - Ted Miller
I know, right?
More info: she’s supposedly a doctor’s daughter and blonde, neither of which are traits I can claim. Sorry to disappoint.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
LMD, You are our ATQ rep on location
Run this rumor to ground! Find out who she is and case her house! Then report back on her movements.
BECAUSE WE NEED TO ELIMINATE ANY POSSIBLE DISTRACTIONS FOR CHIP.
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FIFY
BECAUSE WE NEED TO ELIMINATE ANY POSSIBLEDISTRACTIONSCOMPETITION FOR CHIP.
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by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
THEY WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 13, 2011 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
Good thing Christmas Break is starting.
Does anyone have some night vision goggles I can borrow?
Okay, that was a silly question.
Axe, can I borrow your night vision goggles?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 9:54 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Actually, that’s probably the smartest thing he’s done. If you know you’re not going to be able to give marriage the attention it needs, then don’t get married. It would save an awful lot of grief.
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by Gorbachav5 on Dec 13, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
We should put an ad on craigslist for him.
SWM seeking SWF for high tempo scoring…
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by axemen23 on Dec 13, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
Every once in a while even Axemen wins.
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by QuackinAK on Dec 13, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
blind pig = axemen
truffle = funny
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by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I see it more as just a pure volume of posts and probability equation.
If you have an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters, eventually you get a Shakespearian sonnet.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
C'mon, 3 hours and nobody's continued the ad?
I was at least expecting a big balls line…
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Such a cute little monkey, it should quit while it is ahead.
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 13, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
Fat Women Breathing?
I don’t think so
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
FWB? I’m assuming that’s referring to some sort of paramour kept around for sexual purposes, in which case, I disapprove.
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Chip makes a good salary, I’m not sure what benefit some friend could provide.
/innocentmind
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"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
An ear to listen and a shoulder to cry on.
Duh.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 14, 2011 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
I agree, but
it still makes me a bit sad. I’m glad I didn’t have to choose between the job of my dreams and the love of my life.
A list movie stars get paid $20 million per movie
Top MLB closers get $9 million a year for ~70 innings pitched. And then you have entertainers like Justin Bieber and whatever the hell they make.
$3 million for a top CFB coach actually strikes me as low in comparison.
by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
The obvious answer is that everyone in sports is paid too much.
Teachers make $30,000 per year before taxes while dudes playing a game for a living get millions per year. That’s just the world we live in.
Things like that.
In Ca the average is closer to 70K,
but when you take into account cost of living in some areas, that sounds like a lot more than it is. But i get the jist of your comment. I would say it goes well beyond sports. most economist agree that we are starting to develop a very hourglass economy with obscene amounts of money at the top, too many people in the lower section and a very limited middle class. Sports figures, coaches, players owners and media moguls are only part of the overall issue.
Not all people in sports are making too much money. Guys that run concessions, maintain fields, the labor side of it, aren’t getting rich any time soon ;-)
I’m not making a bold prediction, but we believe we can win every football game.----Chip Kelly
$59,825 according to the link below.
And of course, the conclusion is that after cost of living adjustments, that is pretty shitty.
Also, they have 6 more students per class than the national average. No one thinks CA teachers are well compensated.
I don't mean to impose...
by TheOcean on Dec 13, 2011 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Their per-class numbers are pretty misleading.
Oregon has 20 students per teacher, but most of us in my district have 40 per class.
I’m not disagreeing with you, by the way, just saying the numbers are actually worse than those statistics make them out to be.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 13, 2011 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
1% OF THE POPULATION ENTERTAINS THE OTHER 99%
#OCCUPYSPORTS
by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
As they say in Friday Night Lights
I mean, the coach makes more than the principal of the school.
Yeah, but if those boys bring home a state championship, it’s worth every damn penny.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 3:49 PM PST up reply actions
Much of the time, I tend to think they dont.
For coaches such as Chip Kelly, Nick Saban, Lane Kiffin etc… The amount they earn is miniscule compared to the revenue that their program generates. So it makes sense that they are paid in millions of dollars. As a university (or state politician) I would try to make damn sure that the person responsible for something generating hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t liable to leave.
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Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead Dept:
BryanDFischer Bryan Fischer
He’s gone! RT @gromerjeffers: Craig James will file in Texas for the Republican U.S. Senate primary by end of day Thursday.
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We celebrate this now
but is it really for the better if he does become a US Senator?
by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 10:58 AM PST up reply actions
It won't make any difference at all.
It’s not like he’d be taking a Democratic seat.
There is little risk of him ever becoming “The Conscience of the Senate.”
This dilletante exercise will amount to nothing more than a capital transfer from one set of pockets to another, in the name of a campaign.
Unless, of course, there is justice for the five.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
His resume' definitely qualifies him for the role of "Ding Dong, the Witch."
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
He won't win anything, and if hell were to freeze over he'd have to be taking an already dark red seat.
Things like that.
No goddammit
He wins the primary, keeping him off TV next fall.
then he gets embarrassed so bad he makes Christine O’Donnell blush
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Trouble is, this is Texas.
He wins the primary, he’s in the Senate.
Oh well, guess we’ll have another counterbalance for Al Franken.
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BUT THEN HE'S OFF THE AIR FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME!
CRAIG JAMES FOR SENATE!
CRAIG JAMES FOR SENATE!!!
CRAIG JAMES FOR MOTHER FUCKING SENATE!!!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You're under the impression
that the worst Craig James can do is on air. I’ll argue the Senate affords him way more opportunity to fuck with me than he ever did on ESPN.
Just my $.02
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The Daily Faberian
Yep.
I fail to understand why people are celebrating his candidacy for a senate position (at the expense of his broadcasting gig), especially on the basis that he is an idiot.
Not that he will win a seat, but still, some people’s rationale regarding this is ridiculous. Obviously everyone is joking about James leaving ESPN, but even the mere thought of him in congress is no laughing matter.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Thank you
I was beginning to wonder given the reaction to everything else I posted in this thread.
by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
He can fuck with my country all he wants
if he’s off my TV screen.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
No, with his 'talent', if he's going fuck up anything, he'll fuck up EVERYTHING.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
My dream is this
He pulls a big upset in the primary and goes to the general election (and misses the 2012 football season).
Then, someone (maybe the republican frontrunner he unseated) comes flying in as an independent, digs up mounds of dirt, and throttles him.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If Craig James kills all the hookers in America you are never going to get laid.
by JonathanPDX on Dec 14, 2011 12:09 AM PST up reply actions
He’ll ruin C-SPAN!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
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ruin?
au contraire
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Craig James for President 2020!!!
You heard it here first
by INducktrination on Dec 13, 2011 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
We need him to win the primary
So he stays off TV next season.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 13, 2011 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
Aaaand we're off to a roaring start at UCLA
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Mora: “I don’t want to stand up here today and make any bold predictions or make outlandish statements.”
Then Mora said goal is to win conference and national championships.
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"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I don’t think that’s very outlandish. It would be outlandish if he said “We’re going to win the National Championship next year.”
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Every game is the National Championship. Mora’s goal is to bring home the trophy against Rice next year.
OREGON IS THE FOURTEENTH BEST COACHING JOB IN AMERICA.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 2:54 PM PST reply actions
I thought it was the 9th.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Should we use an arithmetic mean here, or should we just pick one of them?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
The Oregon job is impossibly good, yes.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
This list is a JOKE
Penn State is 11th? Yeah, OK then. Miami is 15th? Florida State 4th? I mean, they have UCLA ranked in the top 25, when this recent coaching search proved that Wazzzu is a more desired job.
This is a lazy list. It’s not of desirable jobs. It’s of “prestige” in college football.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I didn’t even read anything other than Oregon’s entry, to be quite honest. I just wanted to rekindle that old meme flame.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 13, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
And "all the problems with recruiting in state"? You mean, like, there aren't as many kids as there are in CA, TX or FL that want to play football?
Perhaps his favorite Oregon LB is John Bacon? Much would be explained.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck Walmart
Shopko sucks.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I told you he was an aspiring journalist. Tonight he has some 'hot' news.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Could well be...
/clownzano’d?
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Wow.
I forgot how downtime affects ATQ. Chip Kelly has lost control of our collective attention span.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 13, 2011 4:40 PM PST reply actions
Any guesses as to when RB jerseys will be available for purchase?
I want to get an LMJ (pardon me, #21) jersey and I have a feeling those are gonna go fast.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Possible clue as to our RB unis? GoDucks.com tweeted (last week?) we are supposed to wear yellow.

¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 4:47 PM PST up reply actions
Well, Carbon w/ yellow helmets?
Seemed like a good bet prior.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
This is the only article of clothing with that helmet and it's on sale.
Everything else features a green helmet with a yellow “O”.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Please don’t say Prior and Rose Bowl together.
/Badmemories
by JonathanPDX on Dec 14, 2011 12:10 AM PST up reply actions
Why is this guy still at the Guard? Seems like he'd be wanted elsewhere.
Bruce Feldman @BFeldmanCBS
Nobody in media knows Gus better than GS RT @GeorgeSchroeder Malzahn to Ark St has legs. Might not happen. But yes, it absolutely could.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
His village is in the process of contacting him re: low idiot population, but they're still on 14.4 baud
So, it’s taking awhile….
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Aren't we playing ArkySt next season?
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD
I’m thinking back to when Dick Harter scheduled a game in Mac Court against Villanova — the team that pounded his undefeated Penn team in the NCAAs in 1970 — and left the starters in for almost the entire game, winning 116-77, just to rub it in Rollie Massimino’s face (even though he wasn’t Nova’s coach at the time).
With five minutes left in the game Harter put on a full-court press with a 35 point lead. When asked after the game WTF, Harter said “I thought the rules allowed you to press.”
Bring on Malzahn.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
Couldn’t Malzahn get a real job somewhere?
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Seriously.
He has been rumored for every head coaching position in the past year, and now the rumor is that he may coach for Arkansas St? Really? I would have to think that ASU and Penn State may at least think about Malzahn.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
He's there....in residence as I write.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Rumor?
He’s taken the job kiddo.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
My, how things can change in less than 1/2 hour.
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
...Oh dear. I hope these aren't our uniforms
Rob Moseley @DuckFootball
Indeed. Nice sweaters boys. RT @HAGENATION60: Happy Holidays from @mikeclay_46, Justin Hoffman and myself!!! #EPICTWEET
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I've never seen Frog without a hat on before.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
Also
Justin Hoffman=Shaun White?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
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¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
OT: I am a huge Mos Def fan
Black Star is one of my top 5 favorite albums ever
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
Same here!
I saw them live at Rock the Bells this past Summer, it was damn awesome
Oh and Black Star’s coming out with a new album if you haven’t heard!
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Asian Tiger Chinese Quintuplets??
Another Travesty Called Quincy??
Amish Togetherness Cuddling Quakers??
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by daisyduck on Dec 13, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I did see they were coming out with a new album
really excited. It will be good to get some real hip-hop out again
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
There is plenty of good new hip-hop,
it is just difficult to find, and even less popular :(
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Like who? (not being a douche, but I actually want to listen to some)
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
Who else do you like, I can probably find you some good stuff
For example, I loved me some UGK and outkast. If you are a fan of them you might want to look into a dude named Big KRIT but anyways he makes his own beats as well as raps. Beats sounds like a mix of old kanye west mixed with organized noize.
I love me some Outkast and old Wu-Tang
I know it might not be a popular opinion, but I really enjoy Kanye and Lupe Fiasco.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Lupe has two really good albums and a lot of good mixtapes...but lasers was garbage
And I enjoy Kanye as well. He makes good music but hes kind of a jackass but I understand why he is that way. I’d shoot you some youtube links but apparently i’m not smart enough to figure out how to link them on here
Food and Liquor was a great album.
I hope Food and Liquor 2 is more like that than Lasers, which I agree was garbage.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
indeed
Anyways here are a few tracks for you to youtube when you get some time by KRIT
can’t be all-(song has a sweet outkast sample)
hometown hero(sweet adele and friday night lights sample)
the vent (just a real introspective song)
dreamin(sounds like a classic kanye beat with the soul sample)
send me an angel(yes he does sample the scorpions on this song and somehow it works)
let me know what you think
Funnily enough I was just listening to Dreamin' and Somedayz
he has a really nice flow. HTans for letting me know about him
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
No problem
He just got signed not to long ago but he probably put out the best hip hop album of this last year and it is free.
ugh
Looks like they only have the chopped and screwed version up right now. If you are interested I can send it to you at some point.
New stuff? You may already know a lot of this.
There are Binary Star and One Be Lo, who are both fairly well known now-a-days. Substanital is good. Cyne is fantastic. Dead Prez have come out with some good stuff somewhat recently. Cormega isn’t new, but is under-appreciated. Kno makes some fantastic stuff (and also produces for the Cunninlynguists who are awesome). Masta Killa has some good new-ish stuff. Snowgoons have gotten really popular lately, but have some good songs. Sage Francis sort of straddles the line between hip-hop and something else, it works well though. P.O.S has gotten a lot more play, which is well deserved. Royce Da 5’9 just came out with a new album, some of which is pretty good.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Government Mule, FTW
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
by Famous Duck on Dec 14, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Cormega's "new" album is GREAT
It’s called raw forever, its more of best of and some of his classic songs redone with a live bank. I really like it a lot.
also I would recommend statik selekta's population control
Its a compliation album as he is a producer. Has some known acts as well as some up and comers. Some grimey east coast rap
If either of you guys are still in school at Uof O
I highly recommend taking the History of HipHop class with Prof. Kajikawa. MUS360 I think? really good class
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
also the roots just put out a new album
Matter of fact krit is on the first single. Its an awesome song
by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 10:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
already got that album and its fantastic
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
i got one final track for you
Trae the truth featuring lupe fiasco big boi and wale. I’m on. You should check it for the features alone
by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 11:03 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I still need arts and letters credit,
So I definitely have to look into that next quarter!
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
That's a great class.
Prof. Kajikawa is the man. He even partially advised me on my senior thesis.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
you mean that funkadelic masterpiece wasn't all your own
BLASHPHEMY
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wow
Lots of good hip hop fans here! Nice!
CaDuck gave a lot of awesome suggestions, here’s some others:
Blu- Check out Blu & Exile’s Below The Heavens. Amazing album
Reks-His new album REKS is really good
Elzhi is amazing. His new mixtape Elmatic is great
Blue Scholars’ first 2 albums were really good, not the biggest fan of their newest stuff though
Check out the following website for lots of good underground info
The following artists put out two of the best albums of the year and they are free!
The weeknd
Frank Ocean
i just cant get into those odd future guys
I tried the weeknd once and didnt keep my attention guess ill try again
by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 11:04 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Ocean is completely different than the rest of the group
And its a good album to have with the GF as it is very chick friendly as well.
I really like Frank Ocean
but I put him more as R&B rather than hip-hop
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah i would agree with that.
Couple other Artists I like
Little Brother
Shad
Nicolay and Kay
Other good R&B
Big Boi’s last album
Anything from Roots
big boi's album was very underappreciated
I like little brother but they miss 9th wonder. Speaking of which since you guys like the weeknd and frank ocean you might want to check out foreign exchange if you havent already
by lostkauze on Dec 13, 2011 11:12 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Really?
I’ve heard he was always really good live.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 13, 2011 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
That article on the Redshirt Freshmen
and Mark Asper was really well-written. I got a lot out of that story, and I’d certainly suggest that anybody who skips straight to the comments go back and read it!
Also, there’s hearsay the Larry Scott is eyeing China for some football game locations. You’ve probably already heard that, but did you know it could be Stanford-Notre Dame 2013?
I couldn’t imagine the jet lag the Fighting Irish would have to deal with. Not to mention the insanely long flight, that’s an 11 hour time-shift difference. Not the ideal conditions for playing a football game.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
Was LGB at the Dolphins-Eagles game?
…………………..g’bye.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
man, you cold
"What you are entrusted to do as a coach is to create an environment where your players have a chance to be successful." CHIP KELLY
Wow.
I’m sorry, but that behavior is so childish. I hope they catch whoever did it.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
Too bad whoever was filming that didn't record the plate of the truck they took off in.
Hopefully someone caught it. Stupid behavior all around there.
Interesting...
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 10:41 PM PST reply actions
Well, why wouldn't they?
With TCU, Boise, and BYU, they’re definitely AQ worthy. Oh, wait…
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 13, 2011 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
My first thought was that they'd use it for pick ups in conference realignment.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 13, 2011 11:30 PM PST up reply actions

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