Tako Tuesdays: The 2011 Decorate-a-Tako Group Photoshop
by Takimoto on Dec 27, 2011 12:25 AM PST
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PrintLast year, I posted a picture of my shiny new BCS Championship game jersey in a Quack Fix. What ensued was a group effort to awesome-ize me into the current picture for my SBNation profile. But I'm an Oregon blogger, and can't be seen in the same thing for this long. So it's time for a new, better, more laser-y profile pic. Rules? Rules!
- Use common sense - do I want a dick on my head? No.
- Don't think you have to do everything yourself. If you've got one idea, make the 'Shop and post it in the comments. Somebody else can elaborate further.
- If you aren't a Photoshopper, post your ideas in the comments, and maybe someone will put them into action.
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I guess I'll start it off.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Easy enough.
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
Rules?
I’m sure this will go well.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Just because he said not to, someone needs to put dicks on his head.
I’m thinking 8, sorta making his head into the Octo-Dick.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 27, 2011 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
Sarah Palin
Does not approve.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
So restricting. My creativity has died on principle.
Give me dick on head, or give me death!
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 27, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
Updated for more modern colors!
It's spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-W-O-O-Z-Y".
"YOU ARE THE KING OF THE AWESOME GUYS, JSHUFELT!!!" - daisyduck
I'm waiting for our new jerseys to go on sale.
It’s called foresight, daisy. Get some.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
The picture of T-dog pointing at his head needs the “angel wings” or whatever they are from the new uniform promotional images flaring around his head, like a crown of thorns or the statue of liberty crown. I suppose this could also be applicable to the other pics, too.
Any one of the pictures must, simply must also have the “y so serius” joker lipstick / crazy mouth. This is non-negotiable.
Tako’s “O” is crying for a sub sandwhich, or bazooka, or bazooka firing off sub sandwiches. Or, the big laser from “Real Genius”, with of course a big laser beam shooting out of it, just fucking annihilating a distant sub sandwich.
In all cases, Tako should have hands that are lobster claws, sticking with our new Nike inspired “change the mascot to something unrelated” innovation.
Needs moar lasers, but I’ll get back to you on that.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 27, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This is why you're my favorite.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I am honored, and have taken twelve more acid hits to live up to this responsibility.
Not really, just relying on a natural chemical imbalence.
I would also offer to the Photoshopetariat that Tako’s shirt that he is “pimping” should maybe deteriorate about crop top height, revealing LaMike’s space mountain face and Quato (Total Recall) like siamese twin body growing out of Tako’s abdomen region.
Or forget the complications of Quato, just cut the shirt at crop top height in the “pimping” image and add a respectable beer gut, with an Oregon “O” encircling its hemisphere. Belly ring optional.
Like a good boxer, one might also pick your shots and go to the head instead of the body. Tako could have two heads, and one of them could be LaMike’s space mountain head. Cut Tako’s actual head off and move it over a little to make room for LaMike. Or it doesn’t have to be LaMike, it could be Chip or Terrell Turner.
Ok, back to the halucinogens.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 27, 2011 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
these are great ideas
I saw LaMike Space Face in the O, but I would never argue against a crop top shirt
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Dec 27, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, yes, growing out of a laser.
Really though I like how he’s just so proud to show us his belly (hypothetically) in the pimping image.
And I liked the revealed LaMike because Quato was a gnarled baby like thing and his face may work perfectly for it.
In “points at head”, we could remove Tako’s head altogether and change his fingers a little such that he is holding his own head in one hand, and LaMike, Chip, or Terrell’s in the other.
Alright, I’m done, really. Really.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 27, 2011 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
Let me know what to add.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
by PondJunky on Dec 28, 2011 7:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there any way he could be holding a cosmo?
It makes me feel like we’re best friends.
ATQ's #1 fan of ATQ Guys
by daisyduck on Dec 28, 2011 9:16 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Tako is too gangsta to be photoshopped with a club sandwich.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Dec 28, 2011 11:44 AM PST reply actions 7 recs
I love it
partially because it reminds me of this guy’s picture.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
We can approximate, however...
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Dec 28, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Beautiful.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
I feel like Snoop Dogg should be in the background.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 28, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
I always wondered what I'd look like with arm tats.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
Like a boss baby, like a boss.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 28, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
Since the original image is too low res to see the detail, here's what you're sporting...
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
True! I can admit when I'm wrong.
I’m not wrong about the crop top though. Must be carried out.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
"I am leaving, I am leaving!" But the fighter still remains.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
by benzduck on Dec 29, 2011 9:11 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
"TKO" Tako. Thats great.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 29, 2011 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
Found these in the grocery store the other day
Maybe someone can make it look like he’s holding them like the fish stringer above?
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
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