Quack Fix: Oregon's overlooked defense, Pac-12/Big 10 collaborate, Asper saves choking man
Another day, another quack fix.
- Oregon's offense gets all the attention, but Oregon's defense has been (arguably) the best in the conference for 3 years running, and has done what it needed to in the last two bowl games, while the offense has fallen short. While Oregon has faced very good offenses (and very dangerous QBs) in their previous bowl games, this year is a unique challenge. Wisconsin is the most complete offense Oregon has faced probably in the past 3 seasons, and the Ducks will need to come up with stops, and again give the offense a chance to win the game.
- A big key for the Oregon defense will be the play the Oregon cornerbacks, and their ability to cover the Wisconsin receivers one-on-one. It sounds like the status of Anthony Gildon is still unknown, and he has had a tough year dealing with injury.
- Larry Scott once again proves he knows what he's doing. Yesterday a Pac-12/Big 10 scheduling and branding partnership was announced. Adam Rittenberg has a lot of the details after talking with Big 10 commissioner Jim Delany. This will be a great opportunity for both conferences. However, the Big 10 has scrapped plans to move to a nine-game conference schedule, while Larry Scott notes that there isn't much momentum for the Pac-12 to switch to 8 games.
- Mark Asper is pretty cool. The Eagle Scout saved a patron from choking at Lawry's restaurant last night. Adam Jude's blog post has video of Asper telling the story.
- Want to see how the Ducks are living it up in LA? Bo Lokombo shows off the players lounge.
- Oh hey! Pac-12 basketball starts tonight. Oregon travels to WSU. I have no idea what to expect from the Ducks or the rest of the conference, so this could be fun.
- The Oregon women host WSU, and it's a good thing, because they still don't have a road win, and are battling injuries as forward Amanda Johnson is out, and Nia Jackson is still battling injuries after offseason surgery.
- Seems like after a few more pictures came out, fans are turning on the new helmets. I'm witholding judgement until I see them in action. Here's a story on the company,Hydro Graphics Inc., that designed the helmets.
Got anything else? Leave it below. GO DUCKS!
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Another off the field distraction!
First the elevator braking down, LMJs Space Mountain adventure and NOW Aspar’s heimlich, it is clear that Chip Kelly has fully lost control of Murphys Law.
Chip Kelly has lost control of spelling!
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I also thoroughly enjoy this LaMichael face.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 9:11 AM PST reply actions
*FART NOISE*
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 29, 2011 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
"Damn, EA! I thought you said it was the couch!"
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 29, 2011 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
It works well foyer the NA shot up top also
Oh who am I kidding, it works in nearly every photo. FART JOKES ALWAYS WORK.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 29, 2011 11:17 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
For.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 29, 2011 11:19 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Mos def
The Ducks are actually trying to keep Huff in the atmosphere after he farted himself airborne.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 29, 2011 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
Video of the Helmets finally!
I think that these will look great out in the sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bEVlYMZVT8&feature=g-all-u&context=G22297ddFAAAAAAAAAAA
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
My worry
Monday should be bright and sunny and they should put on a nice glare. Possible too much of one where Rose Bowl officials, Wiscy, ESPN, or someone with power, complains and demands a pregame switch (see UGA’s unreadable numbers).
I agree...
I’m actually more worried about the face mask causing glare problems for the Ducks. They may have to put some black paper tape on the inside of the cage so it doesn’t cause problems with their eyes.
Good point.
"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly
sooooo, you don't think the millions of dollars of research Nike does annually
has made them smart enough to think about things like that?
I think a xanax was missed this morning. =)
by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
Your are dealing with
Rose Bowl Officals and ESPN. No amount of money can predict their insanity and ego.
fair, fair point.
but does it carry the day? you know, like the thought of Phil Knights and Nike being like at least 1,000 Rose Bowl Officials and espn anchors rolled into one with the power of ten…. now that’s a point that carries an argument. again, xanax helped me tremendously at times in my life of great stress and anxiety. just saying…. :)
by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
I want to click the link
But the Droid app won’t let me? CURSE YOU SBN.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:51 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
im wondering how the new helmet can be used to spy on people coming up behind you.
with all the mirror you’d think it could be utilized somehow.
by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 10:17 AM PST reply actions
My concern is that it's been really nice and sunny down here in LA
so if those helmets are exposed to direct sunlight, will all in attendance go blind? Or will it begin a thermonuclear chain reaction?
"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"
Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com
At least the players won't have their minds read
by aliens.
Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!
by Babablockhead on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
Ted Miller says that Oregon isn't going anywhere.
But the more I talk to people who make educated guesses on NCAA investigations, not to mention a few who have specific knowledge of the NCAA’s inquiry into the Ducks, the more I’m leaning toward the position that the NCAA will not pound Oregon. I suspect sanctions will fall short of what Ohio State recently received.
Of course, I thought USC would receive less severe penalties than Alabama received in 2002, so I’ve also learned to not expect the NCAA to be logical and fair.
The point is this: If you are wondering what Oregon is likely to be doing in, say, 2014, my projection is they still will be annoying 11 other teams.
The Ducks aren’t going to go away.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
I just don't get the the need to compare our situation to tOSU
We are dealing with potential recruiting violations of at worst – overpaying for services to receive access to a couple Texas recruits, none of whose eligibility to play is in question. tOSU involved the playing of ineligible players for an entire season because of improper benefits received both in discounted tats and cash for memorabilia, and later a couple players getting paid more for summer work than they should have received, and their head coach knew about the first case and deliberately covered it up.
I get that from fans of other teams haters are gonna hate. But these are no where close to being in the same league.
by INducktrination on Dec 29, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
They’re both NCAA investigations. Of course they’re going to be compared.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Teaser alert
Tony Di Francisco @TonyDiFrancisco 11m
Oregon fans should expect some good news in recruiting today. Hint- watch the Offense-Defense All American Bowl tonight
Based on the rosters, and who’s been interested in us, I’m willing to bet it’s this guy
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That's a pretty low bar for a "monster."
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 29, 2011 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
And this guy a Cave Man
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
And me a fail man
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Well, I’ve always thought that adding Egyptian royalty would really help us out.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST via Android app up reply actions
Ellis McCarthy or GTFO!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 29, 2011 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
Rivals and ESPN list him as "undecided" or the equivalent.
I wouldn’t bet my life on their information.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 29, 2011 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
On a personal level, I will not be sad if McCarthy goes elsewhere
I did promise to shave off all the hair on my body if he LOI’d to Oregon. I’m pretty hairy, too.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 29, 2011 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know what you mean by that.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 29, 2011 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
So Buckner seems like a pretty solid chance to commit to us?
If he does, the height of this defensive line class would be ridiculous. Stetzon Bair, Brown, Buckner, Carriger, and Daniel are all at least 6’5".
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
They could be the practice squad our basketball team plays against!
by INducktrination on Dec 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Hahahaha
The Division I All-Ohio second-teamer originally committed to Michigan but the Wolverines lost interest after finding out Brown visited Oregon the weekend of Nov. 19.
That reminds me of, I believe Keerrrtts (sp?) article on Cameron Colvin and the De La Salle boys committing to us over Michigan. “Why would you want to go there? We’re Michigan!”
by INducktrination on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Here’s a video from Portland’s Channel 12 News … the uniforms look a lot more green in this than in most of the pics I have seen so far.
I'm leaning more and more towards there being two variations so far
Green and the Dark Grey. I’m sure there will be white/black/yellow as well eventually.
I want to see all chrome uniforms. And our field turf replaced with 5-yard sections of mirror plate. Also, we will play with an oblong disco ball. You think De’Anthony Thomas is scary? Imagine fifty of him!
Saving that for next year
Also, we will play with an oblong disco ball.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
Still hard to tell
Haven’t seen them in playing conditions yet, but the numbers moving already look neat. the helmets are…shiny. very very shiny. I’m somewhat opposed to them on the grounds that they’re not green, but other than that they might work.
Is anyone watching FSU - Notre Dame? Is it a yawnfest?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Look at the glare off those ND helmets!
It's almost unbearable, I'm surprised the officials didn't make them change before the game
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Go Irish!
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST via Android app reply actions
Did not pick ND, did not pick UW
Has nothing to do with who I think will actually win the game, I just couldn’t pick either one under any circumstances.
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow, really Dyer?
Auburn loses their #1 offensive weapon to Arky St
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Rabblerabblerabble.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 29, 2011 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
Prolly have to sit a year.
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 29, 2011 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like
Auburn thought Dyer was down, too.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 29, 2011 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
He's following Malzahn.
Probably the guy who recruited him.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
This is some offensive offensive line play.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST via Android app reply actions
Good Lord.
Jimbo Fisher is about as unintelligible as Lou Holtz. I have no idea what he just said.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
So is this Huck-the-Fuskies-By-Proxy Day?
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 29, 2011 4:16 PM PST reply actions
yes
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe we could go and turn the DP green.
No comments, just green.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
You can turn all their comments green. I did it to the Auburn blog before the NCG last year.
by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
…meaning the font color, not turning it green via recs.
If you make a comment and then turn it big and green
like this
, but don’t do the end tag everything after it on the page will be that font (depending on the browser they use).by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
Save it for Day 3000 of the streak
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
KeiVarae Russell is already doing his part.
/Sark has closed the Borders.jpg
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
FSU is borrowing Cal's playbook for the night
QB runs back 20 yards and falls down
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
"...So then chip told me he had this aweful itch down there so I said i could help him out right.
Of course the fucking thing weighed almost as much as I do and was fuzzy as hell. So I’m holding it like this right? Trying to talk to him thru the fur but it was muffling everything I tried to say. Any way, he thought I said Lady luck is for hoi polloi when really I was trying to say ‘Daisy Duck is our Pride and Joy.’!

December 2011 – Dana Altman reenacts a story for a crowd from earlier in the year
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by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
My state of mind today.
<img src="http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/crimes/hatebaby.jpg"/>
Ducks GOOOOD. Fuskies BAAAAAD.
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 29, 2011 5:00 PM PST reply actions
You obviously didn't watch the Cal game last night
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Did anyone really think Tommy Rees would do anything but throw a pick there?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Oh man, I'm really diggin' the Baylor helmets.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They are similar to the green block OU helmets that Dan Fouts played in.
by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
Matte green is cool, but does it have a LiquidMetal finish?
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
YAY Seminoles bring it in for me!! Congrats, FSU!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
TD Baylor (that was easy)
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That was quick...Baylor looking really good on offense
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Ugh, damnit ESPN3.
Making me move all the way to the living room to watch washington suck, this is some bullshit…
Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!
Gotta say, ran errands during the FSU-ND game during the second/third quarters and didn't miss much
But the 4th quarter was fun. Tommy Rees’ propensity to throw a pick was what had me convinced FSU was going to pull it out. ND implodes like nobody else. It’s kind of fun watching the ND sideline waiting for Brian Kelly to explode. He reigned it in admirably today.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Man, even when my picks win I still drop in the Bowl Game rankings...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
35 on Baylor tonight!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I've got 33 on Baylor tonight
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
Baylor’s defense isn’t much better than Washington’s.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST via Android app reply actions
I was thinking Barner/DAT
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I was thinking Murphy/Hoffman
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
sigh
Which one would drop it first?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
How much Duck v Uw game film do you think Baylor watched?
Absolutely destroying the edges against the huskies
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I'm sure Nick Holt feels good about this game
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Is that "feels good" as in "crapping in his pants good"?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
Over/Under on total score crossing 100 points in this game?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Man, I'd love that score
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
Over/Under 100?
are we talking Holt’s BP?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Systolic or diastolic?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
I hope he has his doc on speed dial
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
How quickly will Uw give up if Baylor scores quickly here again?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Hopefully quickly and i can go 2-0 on the night in the confidence pool
But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11
by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
What a crappy feed for this game
Keep cutting out on me
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
That's their telecast at ESPN source
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
I mean, it's cutting out even on the tv, not just the computer feed
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
What's the deal with all the screen freeing and blue screening?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
It's going to match the score today
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
What a play
Go ahead and quit now Uw. Your entire team isn’t as good as RGIII
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
That was your 2011 Heisman winner, folks!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Who's better?
Cam Newton 2010 or RGIII 2011?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Newton. By far.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
RGIII is the better passer by a lot, I think
Cam has the size and unstoppability on the run.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
I think Griffin is faster and has a better arm
Newton was more powerful and difficult to bring down. Newton was a year older too, I’d love to see RG3 come back for another year
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Newton had a sick, sick arm
Seriously, he had a crazy strong arm. He still does. He can throw 70 yards fairly accurately. it’s kinda nuts. Griffin is good and more accurate, but newton had a lot more of the things that make NFL-quality QBs – height, arm strength, speed, size.
That's a whole lot of assuming, announcer guy -- doubt if RGIII is thinking "hey, I'm the Heisman winner"
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Goddamnit, ESPN, cut out the cutting out
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
If you aren't watching this masterpiece
Oregon 49 WSU 34 nearing halftime. It’s the Ashalou show.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
oh, and we're shooting 70% from the field.
not a typo.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Wow, hope I didn't jinx it!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
Looking forward to that soon coming Uw turnover
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Price >>>> JakeLockerJakeLockerJakeLocker
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Yep
You’ll never get a husky fan to admit that though.
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Got banned for saying that earlier today
I hate that they think price is just okay when he’s so much better than Locker. It’s comical.
I'm guessing you said it over on the Dawg Pound?
I’ll just repeat my constant refrain — why do you want to post there anyway? Why?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Because I'm a fan of the Huskies too
I graduated from UW and my kids love the Huskies. I don’t hate them with the fire of a thousand suns like many do.
Hey, you're a huskie?? didn't know. How come you're a Duck fan?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
I grew up in Eugene
Went to Eastside, Roosevelt and South Eugene and UofO. Worked at Emerald city Comics for 4 years. First college football game I ever attended was Oregon vs. USC with Rodney Peete; I got to go because a friend didn’t think we had a chance, and we ended up winning. The USC fight song was played so much I thought for a while that it was Oregon’s song.
I moved up to Seattle to get a CS degree because, frankly, UO’s program kinda sucked. But my first fandom is always the Ducks. And I had been a very diehard fan – my two favorite teams were the Ducks and whoever was playing the Huskies – but I’ve cooled off my vitriol since having kids and living in Seattle for 15 years.
Hey you're like an older me!
I graduated from South but moved up here to Seattle for Engineering at UW cause I didn’t want to be stuck in Corvallis for 4 years. But, I still hate Huskies football.
I'm a younger both of you (the SEHS part)
we still suck at sports.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
How's Soccer?
We were second in the state next to Sheldon when I went through.
Ok, we're still pretty good at that.
or…they are? I dunno, I’m gonna say we as an alum.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
And now ESPN3 just crashed for me
Screw you ESPN
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Still chugging along for me...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Tony Di Francisco @TonyDiFrancisco 3m
Four-star TE Pharaoh Brown (6-6, 225) has committed to Oregon.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Awesome news!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
I say we move Curtis White to DE
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
It will depend on where Brown plays
Looks like Azz was recruiting him so he may be a DE
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
We've got French and Baylis as athletes
Brown looks like a TE freak on youtube, so move one of those two, unless Brown can contribute immediately on D
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Curtis White is 6' 4", 250, French is 6' 5", 236
I’d say White might be OK as DE. French might be better off as a TE. We could do a 2 TE set even.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
My (completely uneducated) guess is he moves to retirement first.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
A TE named Pharaoh?
The punning and naming contest will be fierce
Herbie is explaining that now...
by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
W00t
Saw him listed as 6’7, but still – that’s great. Wonder what he’ll end up playing. Wouldn’t mind him as a TE, but would really like some defensive help.
In the article posted by MCDM above
He says he really wants to play TE.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 30, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
Too many good games on Blazers, Ducks and bowl games... oh my
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
OSU playing Huskies -- Huskies leading Beavs by 7 pts
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
er, 9 pts, 60 - 51
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
Not a bad one in Seattle either
Uw 58 OSU 51 with 12 mins to go
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Whelps tie it at 21
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Not really sure if both defenses look bad because the offenses are so good
Or the offenses just look so much better because the defenses are awful.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Well, Uw just forced an RG3 fumble
uh-oh. This isn’t how it was supposed to go!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Price is having a career night so far
11/16 163 and 2 TDs
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Don't think Big 12 defenses are a whole lot better than Pac-12 defenses on the whole
Still mystified by the SOS and resepect computers gave the Big-12 this season
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Wow, great TD by Price!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Goddamn
Baylor’s D just got pump-faked into next week by Price on that run. 28-21 Uw
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Huskies up 28 - 21 on Baylor
I’m getting the feeling Huskies will pull this out. Naturally, because I have 33 pts on Baylor. Goddamn it….
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Griffin sacked again, Huskies really putting the heat on him now
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Price is just crazy good tonight
He’s been injured so much this season people forget how mobile he can be, but he’s doing a great job. he’s not as accurate as RG3 but boy is he elusive, and he makes great reads.
The Husky defense is the real story though; multiple sacks on RG3. What the heck?
I'm thinking Baylor OLINE is really the weakest unit on the field
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
Might be
Either that, or the UW coverage units are playing crazy good right now. most of the sacks are well after 3 seconds.
Wow, 4 stopped drives for Baylor
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Wow, Huskies TD!!!
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CMON BAYLOR!!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!! DON'T BIG-12 IT !!!
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Holy shit.
As much as I hate Washington, it does make the Pac look just a tiny bit better. Ugh.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
Uh
A first down draw play scores? That’s some pretty atrocious Baylor defense.
UW might actually win this. Craziness. They get the ball in the second half too, IIRC.
Yes they get the ball first
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ummmm, Baylor, did you think the game ended after the first quarter?
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dear baylor
w.t.f.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Mystifying throw by RG3
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You know, that reassured me a bit. Of course Nick Holt has this in hand. He'll find a way to lose this somehow.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
That's definitely a silver lining to a husky win
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I’m going to pretend like this isn’t happening.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions
Stanford is going to beat Ok St, aren't they.
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Switching my Mania pick right now..
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
Rolling locks -- each game is locked before the game. You can change right up to the game.
I’ve been switching around quite a bit.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe
OKST has played, well, just a bunch of B12 teams – but Stanford has played basically no one outside of the pac-10. Their best win was against USC and wasn’t super impressive. After that it was ND, which is kinda hit or miss.
I don’t have a lot of confidence in either of them, honestly.
Are we going to see a Uw win?
do I need the barf bags?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yes. Yes, we are.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
You do know the Baylor MO, right?
That they had a ton of drama wins? And they didn’t lead all the time?
I think that UW can win – they had a good first half plan. I question the adjustments that the Huskies can make, particularly Holt, and have no faith that the Huskies can stop Baylor again.
Also, they have zero turnovers (despite a couple passes directly to Baylor players) and zero penalties. neither are sustainable.
Mark May, could you please switch to decaf?
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Notre Dame lost
let him have his fun.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Yeah, well
His celebration either way is apparently dickgargling, so…I just wish he’d switch to esperanto or something. Being wrong most of the time like mark may is one thing, but being wrong AND being unintelligible? Bleh.
Did anyone else notice the Nick Holtz graphic from early in the game?
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HoltZ
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions
Those warshinton receivers look pretty damn good when
Price has the time to throw.
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Maybe...Just Maybe...
the price is right.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
They're even better
when they’re not taking lessons from our receivers and aren’t dropping the balls left and right
OK... there's that too
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
No dropsies helps... nice catch by Kearse
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I...uh...Fuck?
Price goes deep to Kearse 42-24
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Baylor's defense makes Pac-12 defenses look fantastic in comparison.
BURN!
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Over/Under 2 hours before the price is better than luck or barkley train starts at TDP
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More words… I don’t get it
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
I like this officiating crew... they seem to be getting everything right tonight
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Alamo Baylor vs. Washington ACC
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
Officiating schedule
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/news?slug=df-fox_bowls_reward_officials_121411
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
Awesome
Oklahoma gets a Pac 12 crew. Please let Stricherz do that game… PLEASE!!!
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Oklahoma loves the PAC officials already, right?
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone remember who the announcing crew was in 2010 for the Boise-Nevada epic game?
was it Joe Tessitore and someone? That was the best announcing of a game I’ve ever heard…
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I don;t remember who the other guys was
But that was just a great game in every aspect. Including the announcing.
Baylor finally scores again
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Baylor needs to get a stop
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think Baylor’s DC is Holtz’ very stupid younger brother.
CMON, NICK HOLT! IT'S TIME TO DO YOUR DERP MAGIC!!
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What is it with the huskies and bowl games? They killed me (33 pts) last year when they beat Nebraska
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THAT TACKLE?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I feel the warshington offense getting tight through my teevee
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Sean Fitz @seanfitz247 14m
Oregon TE commit Pharaoh Brown awarded the West Offensive MVP in the Offense-Defense Bowl.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Dear flag throwers
WTF?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So Nike just sold matte finish helmets to everyone.
That’s why the Oregon bowl game helmets are super, super shiny. Sell everyone else the new fashion for cashy money.
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GODDAMNIT, RG3, ARE YOU GOING TO SCREW ME OVER TOO?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I can't tell who is worse at tackling
Baylor or Uw
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BAYLOR. BY A BIG-12, FUCK-ME MILE.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
Yes, Baylor is much, much worse. They look like the keystone cops out there.
All we need is the Benny Hill Theme song. Mute this craptastic crew, and just listen to Benny Hill.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
FUUUMMBBBBBLLLEEEEEE
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Moral derpitude
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
HA
I love that!
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 30, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBLLLLLEEE!!
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Is there a worse tackling team in football than BaFUMBLE!
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
TURNOVER!!! DERP!! DERP!!! DERP!!! THANK YOU NICK HOLT!! YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH!!
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Good offense, meet absolutely shitty defense
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That saved the ball game for Baylor
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It's even better
with the Benny Hill Theme as the background music.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
RUN BAYLOR RUN!!!!!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
RUN DOWN THE ALAMO
GO NICK HOLT GO!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Son, touchdowns will not win you the game
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
RG3=Black Tebow
there you go, Tebow mention.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
WHADDISAYWHADDDISAYYYY??? NICK HOLT DERP IT TIME!!!
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This game is all about whose defense wants it less
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
God I love this game
I wish the Rose Bowl would be like this
HELL NO!!! NO NO NO!!! I WANT US TO BE UP 70-0 IN THE FIRST HALF.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST up reply actions
CMON BAYLOR! DEFENSE! I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!! DIG DEEP!
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GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!!!!
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This is NCAA 11 set on rookie level
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This is so freaking comical its insane.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Imagine if RG3 was our QB
I have a hard on thinking about it
I'd love to see LMJ in the backfield with RG3
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This is absolutely ridiculous
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I was watching the Alamo Bowl and a MAC game broke out
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I'm laughing uncontrollably right now
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
These guys couldn't stop a one-legged bunny rabbit doped to the gills
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If I see Boyett and Pleasant 8 yards off the LOS
I will shit bricks. But I won’t we have a real football team.
The defenses believe they are staring in a comedy
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Does Baylor have a DC? I can't help thinking they just do shadow puppets in D class
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You could send in a resume and offer your services
Though I’m not sure you could undercut the salary of whoever is in that position right now.
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
The defenses shouldn't even take the field
they’re not fooling anyone anymore
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Pretty much the same thought I just had.
Might as well just let the offenses run down the field at will, then switch. Last team to score wins. Basically, a giant game of hot potato?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
It helps to have the d on the field. You know where to line up.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
Who needs to line up?
Better yet, how about a fun game of three flies up? Still the same result?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
NExt one to punt loses?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Seriously
Who is the worse team at tackling?
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Hey now, give Uw credit!
they knocked him out at the 1!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
There will be some highlight guy saying "whoop" alot
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Pasedena>San Antonio
I don’t care HOW crappy a defense you’re playing.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I hope Alabama and LSU are taking notes.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST via Android app reply actions
You know what makes me laugh?
Trying to figure out what Mike Leach is thinking right now watching Uw’s defense.
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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Score... and then score some more
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
He's thinking "You're paying me to play the Huskies? Really? AWESOME!!"
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
Did someone say foot?

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
The ref should just come out and say
“After further review, we’ve realized it doesn’t matter, he’s going to score anyway”
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in the 3rd, right?
edsbs edsbs 3m
¡SI SE PUEDE! RT @notthefakeSVP: Only ? Is can we top the MACTION (edsbs trademark) total from N. Illinois and Toledo which was 129?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
So Nick Holt(z) might still be looking for a job after today
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there's still 21 minutes of football left folks
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
So, about 112 more points?
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
Time for at least 4 more TDs
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions
FINAL SCORE PREDICTIONS: 71-68 Huskies win
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Ted Miller for the win.
Just posted on his Twitter: “One day, men will turn to their sons and say, ‘Yes, son, I was a defensive player in the 2011 Alamo Bowl. I am so sorry.’”
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
IMPACT PLAYER NOMINATIONS: Baylor DC (greatest impact on game)
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Both offenses have to full of piss and vinegar right now
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I don't know what this means but it sounds about right
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
Boy, Chris the announcer is having a terrible time keeping the disgust out of his voice.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
I couldn't hear him over the Benny Hill Music in my head
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Spielman, linebacker and defensive player
He has to be hating this game
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I love how the commentators talk about good defense when they hold them to 2 yards
It’s so rare, any stop right now is “good defense.”
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@BryanDFischer: RT @Heismanpundit: More points in this game (95) than three SEC teams managed in all of conference play this year.
@Art_Thiel: In case you were wondering, 1,554 yards is the record for combined total offense. In 1916: Georgia 222, Cumberland 0.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
’Twas Georgia Tech, not Georgia.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM PST via Android app up reply actions
DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA MISSED THE FG!!!!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
hahahaahha
If Baylor wins this game… I don’t even know
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Barney (the purple pedophile dinosaur)
Would probably have scored too
How do barney and shufelt's grandma match up?
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 29, 2011 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone else see the pouty-jump by Holt as the Baylor WR ran by?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Excellent descriptor.
My lord, they are just AWFUL.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
I heard him say "For fuck's sake" in my mind
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
This was exactly what I thought
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Baylor retakes the lead!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
ESPN was so worried they'd have to fill air time they dug into BYU QB history because of Sark???
Like Sark had an illustrious career at BYU??
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Ha!
edsbs edsbs
Washington’s run defense is short two men. They are played tonight by holograms named Bud and Ricketts.
5 minutes ago
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I don't get the cultural reference
Who are the Buds and the Ricketts?
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, it didn't occur to me that he was referring to anybody specific, assumed they were random names
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know who "Bud" is (perhaps that's the joke?)
But Ricketts is a brittle bone disease.
¡Me gustan las tortugas!
And Cliff Harris was like, "VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by DuckUntilDeath on Dec 30, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
The guy who would love to play either of these defenses in the bowl game sets the record straight on a couple of things.
Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.
(Good call, Daisy)
by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 9:02 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This longish drive is giving Uw's D time to rest
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Positively long and methodical
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
That was an effing TD
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Keith Price is outheismanning RG3
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You know how many points RG3 could score if he got to play against Uw's D?
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There is that.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
errr I mean Baylor's D
not that there is much difference
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That's what I assumed you meant, I wasn't reading it that closely either
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
From that shot you can't tell ANYTHING
Not whether he was down nor whether the ball was across the plane. WTH?
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example of confused sec fan
@GeauxDucks 6m
Just finished poker night and sat down in front of the TV and OMFG WHAT THE HELL?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
You just want all the records to fall
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
I also want to see Washington lose in heartbreaker
In the 30th OT.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
I want to see the PAC win this against a higher ranked opponent
even if it is warshington
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
The hate consumes you
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
It runs strong in this one.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 29, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
Bitterness doth fill him, eh?
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your spread offense weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm down for this.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
EDSBS is making me laugh uncontrollably..
edsbs edsbs
If this amazes you, wait until the bonus ball comes into play with 5 mins left.
2 minutes ago
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Is this what happens when you get TILT?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Black Knight
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GOD UW’s SECONDARY SUCKS BAD
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
My MOTHER just walked in, looked at the score, and said
Are they playing Basketball?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Nevermind what I said about Uw's D getting a breather
It didn’t help
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Well they did get a breather... it just didn't help any
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
But you said that already
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
So can someone do the math and figure out who's going to have the ball last, so we know who wins?
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8 minutes left
average drive is about 2 minutes, that’s 4 total possessions, Uw, Baylor, Uw, Baylor.
Baylor will have the ball last and win after 2 more TDs
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Basketball score
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks, Matt Daddy!
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
Does either team dare punt now?
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The Daily Faberian
Can't, defense is so gassed, every second of rest matters, what with 120 second drives
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
Yards per play?
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From the box score
Average Gain Per Play 9.1 9.1 each
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
Nick Holt has been fired
UW going for it on own 31.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
If they get inside the 30
Baylor should just let them score
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Curmudgeon
@LSUShep10 This is the complete opposite of our game against bama…. That game is horrible
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Did I misread that? I thought he meant this game is fun, the Bama game is horrible?
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
How the hell did either of these teams win any games?
This is just ridiculous. Washington’s offense isn’t even anything amazing.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Admittedly, they are now so gassed that it's going to be a miracle to get any defensive plays in
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
That was a great catch, damn
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Price is still accurate, which is pretty darn amazing by itself.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
After watching Locker for 4 years
It’s amazing to see a Uw QB that is accurate
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Last 8 years or so, actually, I don't recall facing an accurate Huskie QB...
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah.
It used to be nice relying on a QB that couldn’t hit an open receiver to save his ass. Now when we play UW we actually have to cover. Wtf?
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Is Baylor not thinking the same thing tonight?
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Baylor should let Huskies score quickly. It's going to be better strategy
rather than painfully going upfield and using up all the clock.
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Crazy to think that amidst all of this defensive incompetence,
Polk still isn’t averaging 5 ypc.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
I agree with Spielman
Baylor should bring the house here
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They have a house? Where? Why haven't they used it up till now??
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Baylor defense = vanilla wafers + sprinkling of nutmeg and cotton candy
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
So, a gingerbread house.
Santa Claus' #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
They might as well.
If they were playing 15 guys on the field, there would still be three Husky receivers incomprehensibly wide open. I say that they should blitz all 11 players.
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Spencer Hall has gone off the deep end watching this
edsbs @edsbs 1m
Was that a shovel pass? Is this Abe Lincoln with a Skyrim helmet on my couch drinking a Champale? Flies? Everywhere? THIS GAME IS DRUGS.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That sums it up.
edsbs edsbs
RT @_KellyMurphy: Tried loading the GameCast of the Alamo Bowl. Instead of showing a score the just had a picture of two rabbits humping.
3 minutes ago
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
NO FLAG!!! NO FLAG!!!! YEEEHAA!!!!!
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Wow
they call all those funky penalties for defenseless WRs, then don’t call that?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Also could have been a late hit.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Lotsa time left
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Lotsa of missed tackles for Uw left too
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The Daily Faberian
Too bad we don't get to see their trademarked prevent defense.
Oh wait, they have been playing it all game long, haven’t they?
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THAT'D DO IT BOYS!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
TOUCHDOWN!!!!! BALLGAME!!
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5 rushing touchdowns for Ganaway. That's just obscene
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That TD breaks the spread too!
/doeshappydance
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Runback and onside kick... it could happen
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Stupid linemen
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
Winner
@Art_Thiel: WASH DC Holt breaks N. American mark for most yardage given up (old mark: France, Louisiana Purchase)
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by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
That wins the day
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
The deeper into the game the greater the advantage the offense has over the defense
It’s really not fair comparing 3rd quarter and 4th quarter defenses
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HUSKY SUPER DERP!!!! SUPER DERP!!!! LINEMAN DERP!!!
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HUSKY DERP! HUSKY DERP! HUSKY DERP!!
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FAT MAN FUMBLE! FAT MAN FUMBLE!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
@edsbs 1m
As the sad fat man’s dreams are crushed, this film is now an incomprehensible German art film.
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"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Average Gain Per Play Washington 8.4 Baylor 9.5
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484 yards rushing for Baylor
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I think I just saw Sark mouth the words
“Nick you fired”
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
Gawd I wonder if the dawg pound is a dumpster fire.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I am sad this game is over.
I could have watched this all night long, lol.
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OK, if that doesn't get Holt fired, what will? That was the worst defensive performance by a Husky team ever.
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The fact that it was RG3, etc.
I have to think any decision was made before the bowl
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Somebody earned a win there, I just have no idea who it was
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College football, my friend, college football
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
UW won, just in the long term.
Now they might get a competent defensive coordinator.
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@Mengus22: What is Washington going to do next year when half the PAC 12 runs this kind of offense?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Well, for all the talk about major improvement and superstar offense
they finished 7-6 with a crappy end of season, but this season ended with a bowl loss.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Seriously.
WSU is going to tear them apart. ASU is going to tear them apart. We are going to tear them apart. Stanford is going to tear them apart. Arizona is going to tear them apart. USC is going to tear them apart. LSU will murder them. Maynard will always be awful, so they can probably beat Cal, and OSU sucks, but still. I would be worried sick about my defense if I were a UW fan.
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And this is new how? Or do we not all remember 0-12?
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
I never said it was anything new,
but if anything, it goes to show the potential strength (minus OSU, CU, and UCLA) of the Pac-12 next season.
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Don't mind me, I was just being a smartypants.
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
i.e., humor at the expense of the fuskies
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
And Spencer Hall ends my night for me
@edsbs 2m
I’m exhausted. Good night. I love you all, and I still love football (or whatever that was.)
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I just have to ask
Why on earth didn’t they do onside kicks every single time?
That’s what Kelly would have done.
If Kelly was anywhere within 10 miles of this game, none of this woulda happened..just sayin'
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by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe
It’d be on Aliottii, not Kelly – but if Kelly was given a team with a good to great offense and basically no defense to speak of and knew that every possession needed to be a score – it’d be all onside kicks and 4th down go for it, every time.
Why do the ESPN crew sound so disappointed about the game? It was absolutely awesome!
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Do they think the NCG will be more entertaining that that?
No effing way
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by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
I have no idea
Because they don’t like fun? Because RG3 wasn’t the hero of the game? Because KP basically outplayed the Heisman winner?
Because they’re a bunch of douchebags?
Yeah...
Net Yards Passing KP 438 RG III 295
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