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Quack Fix: Oregon's overlooked defense, Pac-12/Big 10 collaborate, Asper saves choking man

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Looks like this year's Josh Huff

must have traveled back in time.

They have a Cave Troll!

by quack785 on Dec 29, 2011 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

He must've used some sort of...

hot tub time machine.

I credit my urine for the victory.

by mackjones23 on Dec 29, 2011 10:12 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I hope we see some of this on Monday!

For Oregon, King Kelly, and St Quack!

by DamienS on Dec 29, 2011 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Another off the field distraction!

First the elevator braking down, LMJs Space Mountain adventure and NOW Aspar’s heimlich, it is clear that Chip Kelly has fully lost control of Murphys Law.

by DCDuck on Dec 29, 2011 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

Chip Kelly has lost control of spelling!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Video of the Helmets finally!

I think that these will look great out in the sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bEVlYMZVT8&feature=g-all-u&context=G22297ddFAAAAAAAAAAA

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 9:17 AM PST reply actions  

My worry

Monday should be bright and sunny and they should put on a nice glare. Possible too much of one where Rose Bowl officials, Wiscy, ESPN, or someone with power, complains and demands a pregame switch (see UGA’s unreadable numbers).

by DCDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

I agree...

I’m actually more worried about the face mask causing glare problems for the Ducks. They may have to put some black paper tape on the inside of the cage so it doesn’t cause problems with their eyes.

by win_the_day on Dec 29, 2011 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Good point.

"I thought we were going to see an @ESPN highlight where (DT) was gonna rip the knee brace off...like Forrest Gump running down the field." Chip Kelly

by PondJunky on Dec 29, 2011 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

sooooo, you don't think the millions of dollars of research Nike does annually

has made them smart enough to think about things like that?

I think a xanax was missed this morning. =)

by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Your are dealing with

Rose Bowl Officals and ESPN. No amount of money can predict their insanity and ego.

by DCDuck on Dec 29, 2011 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

fair, fair point.

but does it carry the day? you know, like the thought of Phil Knights and Nike being like at least 1,000 Rose Bowl Officials and espn anchors rolled into one with the power of ten…. now that’s a point that carries an argument. again, xanax helped me tremendously at times in my life of great stress and anxiety. just saying…. :)

by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 12:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Hood ornament

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

My concern is that it's been really nice and sunny down here in LA

so if those helmets are exposed to direct sunlight, will all in attendance go blind? Or will it begin a thermonuclear chain reaction?

"Stay the $#%& away from the Pelican’s PBJ!!!"

Go Fish, Get Hooked! www.FishDuck.com

by keeerrrttt1 on Dec 29, 2011 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

At least the players won't have their minds read

by aliens.

Michael Jackson: A million dollars. You feel me? Holla!

by Babablockhead on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Or will it begin a thermonuclear chain reaction?

I think I saw a simulation in the Dark Knight trailer

by echo31 on Dec 29, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted Miller says that Oregon isn't going anywhere.
But the more I talk to people who make educated guesses on NCAA investigations, not to mention a few who have specific knowledge of the NCAA’s inquiry into the Ducks, the more I’m leaning toward the position that the NCAA will not pound Oregon. I suspect sanctions will fall short of what Ohio State recently received.

Of course, I thought USC would receive less severe penalties than Alabama received in 2002, so I’ve also learned to not expect the NCAA to be logical and fair.

The point is this: If you are wondering what Oregon is likely to be doing in, say, 2014, my projection is they still will be annoying 11 other teams.

The Ducks aren’t going to go away.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 29, 2011 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

I just don't get the the need to compare our situation to tOSU

We are dealing with potential recruiting violations of at worst – overpaying for services to receive access to a couple Texas recruits, none of whose eligibility to play is in question. tOSU involved the playing of ineligible players for an entire season because of improper benefits received both in discounted tats and cash for memorabilia, and later a couple players getting paid more for summer work than they should have received, and their head coach knew about the first case and deliberately covered it up.

I get that from fans of other teams haters are gonna hate. But these are no where close to being in the same league.

by INducktrination on Dec 29, 2011 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re both NCAA investigations. Of course they’re going to be compared.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 29, 2011 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Teaser alert
Tony Di Francisco @TonyDiFrancisco 11m
Oregon fans should expect some good news in recruiting today. Hint- watch the Offense-Defense All American Bowl tonight

Based on the rosters, and who’s been interested in us, I’m willing to bet it’s this guy

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

Wow

height/weight wise, he’s a monster. 6’7" at 18? Wow.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

And this guy a Cave Man

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

And me a fail man

Cave Man link fail

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 1:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, I’ve always thought that adding Egyptian royalty would really help us out.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 11:46 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

So Buckner seems like a pretty solid chance to commit to us?

If he does, the height of this defensive line class would be ridiculous. Stetzon Bair, Brown, Buckner, Carriger, and Daniel are all at least 6’5".

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

They could be the practice squad our basketball team plays against!

by INducktrination on Dec 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

what time/channel is this bowl on tonight?

by westspec on Dec 29, 2011 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s your article.

I told you to go to your room!

by MCD Mom on Dec 29, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahahaha
The Division I All-Ohio second-teamer originally committed to Michigan but the Wolverines lost interest after finding out Brown visited Oregon the weekend of Nov. 19.

That reminds me of, I believe Keerrrtts (sp?) article on Cameron Colvin and the De La Salle boys committing to us over Michigan. “Why would you want to go there? We’re Michigan!”

by INducktrination on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Here’s a video from Portland’s Channel 12 News … the uniforms look a lot more green in this than in most of the pics I have seen so far.

by echo31 on Dec 29, 2011 1:26 PM PST reply actions  

It’s growing on me. I wish there was more green and yellow on the helmet, but if you’re going to push the envelope, what better than mirror helmets?

by JonathanPDX on Dec 29, 2011 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm leaning more and more towards there being two variations so far

Green and the Dark Grey. I’m sure there will be white/black/yellow as well eventually.

by BigMacDuck on Dec 29, 2011 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I want to see all chrome uniforms. And our field turf replaced with 5-yard sections of mirror plate. Also, we will play with an oblong disco ball. You think De’Anthony Thomas is scary? Imagine fifty of him!

by JonathanPDX on Dec 29, 2011 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Saving that for next year
Also, we will play with an oblong disco ball.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2011 5:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Still hard to tell

Haven’t seen them in playing conditions yet, but the numbers moving already look neat. the helmets are…shiny. very very shiny. I’m somewhat opposed to them on the grounds that they’re not green, but other than that they might work.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the glare off those ND helmets!

It's almost unbearable, I'm surprised the officials didn't make them change before the game

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 2:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Go Irish!

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 2:59 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Did not pick ND, did not pick UW

Has nothing to do with who I think will actually win the game, I just couldn’t pick either one under any circumstances.

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 3:17 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

He's following Malzahn.

Probably the guy who recruited him.

"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9

by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 29, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

This is some offensive offensive line play.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

Good Lord.

Jimbo Fisher is about as unintelligible as Lou Holtz. I have no idea what he just said.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 4:00 PM PST reply actions  

yes

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 4:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Sounds fine to me!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we could go and turn the DP green.

No comments, just green.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You can turn all their comments green. I did it to the Auburn blog before the NCG last year.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2011 5:18 PM PST up reply actions  

…meaning the font color, not turning it green via recs.

If you make a comment and then turn it big and green

like this

, but don’t do the end tag everything after it on the page will be that font (depending on the browser they use).

by MarineCorpsDuck on Dec 29, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Save it for Day 3000 of the streak

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

KeiVarae Russell is already doing his part.

/Sark has closed the Borders.jpg

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 4:21 PM PST up reply actions  

WOW

What a catch

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 4:28 PM PST reply actions  

FSU is borrowing Cal's playbook for the night

QB runs back 20 yards and falls down

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 4:37 PM PST reply actions  

"...So then chip told me he had this aweful itch down there so I said i could help him out right.

Of course the fucking thing weighed almost as much as I do and was fuzzy as hell. So I’m holding it like this right? Trying to talk to him thru the fur but it was muffling everything I tried to say. Any way, he thought I said Lady luck is for hoi polloi when really I was trying to say ‘Daisy Duck is our Pride and Joy.’!

December 2011 – Dana Altman reenacts a story for a crowd from earlier in the year

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 4:43 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Anyone watching the ND-FSU game?

That was one of the worst throws I’ve ever seen

by ATCQ on Dec 29, 2011 5:11 PM PST reply actions  

Hahaha

I guess I meant to put today at the end of that

by ATCQ on Dec 29, 2011 5:27 PM PST up reply actions  

we have the best Kelly. Chip doesn’t bring in a freshman QB known for running and let him drop back and throw the ball. Just dumb.

by westspec on Dec 29, 2011 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Did anyone really think Tommy Rees would do anything but throw a pick there?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

TD Baylor (that was easy)

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 6:13 PM PST reply actions  

Ugh, damnit ESPN3.

Making me move all the way to the living room to watch washington suck, this is some bullshit…

Addicted to Quack
Death before chastity!

by Takimoto on Dec 29, 2011 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

Gotta say, ran errands during the FSU-ND game during the second/third quarters and didn't miss much

But the 4th quarter was fun. Tommy Rees’ propensity to throw a pick was what had me convinced FSU was going to pull it out. ND implodes like nobody else. It’s kind of fun watching the ND sideline waiting for Brian Kelly to explode. He reigned it in admirably today.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Baylor’s defense isn’t much better than Washington’s.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:18 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

I dont know,

But a Huff/DAT version of that would be sweet.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 6:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking Barner/DAT

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

sigh

Which one would drop it first?

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That would probably be best.

Punting is winning, right?

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

That was awesome

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

love the hand off then pitch

by Quacker Backer on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

How much Duck v Uw game film do you think Baylor watched?

Absolutely destroying the edges against the huskies

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 6:27 PM PST reply actions  

Over/Under 100?

are we talking Holt’s BP?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Systolic or diastolic?

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Hopefully quickly and i can go 2-0 on the night in the confidence pool

But you are all the smartest, funniest, most handsome bitches on all the internets.~DaisyDuck 11.2.11

by Quack Addict on Dec 29, 2011 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

How many hours until Holt is fired?

by westspec on Dec 29, 2011 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

1.5

He gets canned at halftime.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

What a crappy feed for this game

Keep cutting out on me

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

Same here.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 6:44 PM PST up reply actions  

What a play

Go ahead and quit now Uw. Your entire team isn’t as good as RGIII

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 6:46 PM PST reply actions  

Who's better?

Cam Newton 2010 or RGIII 2011?

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 6:47 PM PST reply actions  

Newton. By far.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

RGIII is the better passer by a lot, I think

Cam has the size and unstoppability on the run.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the better QB is Griffin,

But the better athlete is Newton.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Griffin is faster and has a better arm

Newton was more powerful and difficult to bring down. Newton was a year older too, I’d love to see RG3 come back for another year

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Newton had a sick, sick arm

Seriously, he had a crazy strong arm. He still does. He can throw 70 yards fairly accurately. it’s kinda nuts. Griffin is good and more accurate, but newton had a lot more of the things that make NFL-quality QBs – height, arm strength, speed, size.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

If you aren't watching this masterpiece

Oregon 49 WSU 34 nearing halftime. It’s the Ashalou show.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

oh, and we're shooting 70% from the field.

not a typo.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

3 ptrs?

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

7/11

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep

You’ll never get a husky fan to admit that though.

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Got banned for saying that earlier today

I hate that they think price is just okay when he’s so much better than Locker. It’s comical.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm guessing you said it over on the Dawg Pound?

I’ll just repeat my constant refrain — why do you want to post there anyway? Why?

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Because I'm a fan of the Huskies too

I graduated from UW and my kids love the Huskies. I don’t hate them with the fire of a thousand suns like many do.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I grew up in Eugene

Went to Eastside, Roosevelt and South Eugene and UofO. Worked at Emerald city Comics for 4 years. First college football game I ever attended was Oregon vs. USC with Rodney Peete; I got to go because a friend didn’t think we had a chance, and we ended up winning. The USC fight song was played so much I thought for a while that it was Oregon’s song.

I moved up to Seattle to get a CS degree because, frankly, UO’s program kinda sucked. But my first fandom is always the Ducks. And I had been a very diehard fan – my two favorite teams were the Ducks and whoever was playing the Huskies – but I’ve cooled off my vitriol since having kids and living in Seattle for 15 years.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

You need to move

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll just let Microsoft know that

I’m sure Eugene could use 60k jobs, right?

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey you're like an older me!

I graduated from South but moved up here to Seattle for Engineering at UW cause I didn’t want to be stuck in Corvallis for 4 years. But, I still hate Huskies football.

by wlw1588 on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm a younger both of you (the SEHS part)

we still suck at sports.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey now

I was on the JV football team and we won the conference.

Admittedly our Varsity team went 0 for and I got to witness our coach breaking down and crying after a game, but hey. I WON SOMETHING DAMNIT

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

How's Soccer?

We were second in the state next to Sheldon when I went through.

by wlw1588 on Dec 29, 2011 8:02 PM PST up reply actions  

Ok, we're still pretty good at that.

or…they are? I dunno, I’m gonna say we as an alum.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

And now ESPN3 just crashed for me

Screw you ESPN

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:04 PM PST reply actions  

Still chugging along for me...

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Tony Di Francisco @TonyDiFrancisco 3m
Four-star TE Pharaoh Brown (6-6, 225) has committed to Oregon.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST reply actions  

Awesome news!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I say we move Curtis White to DE

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Move French

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

It will depend on where Brown plays

Looks like Azz was recruiting him so he may be a DE

"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:11 PM PST up reply actions  

We've got French and Baylis as athletes

Brown looks like a TE freak on youtube, so move one of those two, unless Brown can contribute immediately on D

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Curtis White is 6' 4", 250, French is 6' 5", 236

I’d say White might be OK as DE. French might be better off as a TE. We could do a 2 TE set even.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

My (completely uneducated) guess is he moves to retirement first.

--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog

by jtlight on Dec 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

A TE named Pharaoh?

The punning and naming contest will be fierce

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

W00t

Saw him listed as 6’7, but still – that’s great. Wonder what he’ll end up playing. Wouldn’t mind him as a TE, but would really like some defensive help.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Not a bad one in Seattle either

Uw 58 OSU 51 with 12 mins to go

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Whelps tie it at 21

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

Not really sure if both defenses look bad because the offenses are so good

Or the offenses just look so much better because the defenses are awful.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:20 PM PST reply actions  

Well, Uw just forced an RG3 fumble

uh-oh. This isn’t how it was supposed to go!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:23 PM PST reply actions  

Price is having a career night so far

11/16 163 and 2 TDs

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:24 PM PST reply actions  

Don't think Big 12 defenses are a whole lot better than Pac-12 defenses on the whole

Still mystified by the SOS and resepect computers gave the Big-12 this season

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Goddamn

Baylor’s D just got pump-faked into next week by Price on that run. 28-21 Uw

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:30 PM PST reply actions  

Huskies up 28 - 21 on Baylor

I’m getting the feeling Huskies will pull this out. Naturally, because I have 33 pts on Baylor. Goddamn it….

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 7:31 PM PST reply actions  

Price is just crazy good tonight

He’s been injured so much this season people forget how mobile he can be, but he’s doing a great job. he’s not as accurate as RG3 but boy is he elusive, and he makes great reads.

The Husky defense is the real story though; multiple sacks on RG3. What the heck?

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

Holy shit.

As much as I hate Washington, it does make the Pac look just a tiny bit better. Ugh.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Uh

A first down draw play scores? That’s some pretty atrocious Baylor defense.

UW might actually win this. Craziness. They get the ball in the second half too, IIRC.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:38 PM PST reply actions  

Yes they get the ball first

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

dear baylor

w.t.f.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:39 PM PST reply actions  

I <3 Holt prevent D

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 7:40 PM PST reply actions  

A husky win

Is job security for the worst D-Cord in the Pac-North.

by DCDuck on Dec 29, 2011 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Giggle

Hadn’t thought of it that way, but now I totally want Baylor to lose.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going to pretend like this isn’t happening.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 7:41 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe

OKST has played, well, just a bunch of B12 teams – but Stanford has played basically no one outside of the pac-10. Their best win was against USC and wasn’t super impressive. After that it was ND, which is kinda hit or miss.

I don’t have a lot of confidence in either of them, honestly.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Are we going to see a Uw win?

do I need the barf bags?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:45 PM PST reply actions  

You do know the Baylor MO, right?

That they had a ton of drama wins? And they didn’t lead all the time?

I think that UW can win – they had a good first half plan. I question the adjustments that the Huskies can make, particularly Holt, and have no faith that the Huskies can stop Baylor again.

Also, they have zero turnovers (despite a couple passes directly to Baylor players) and zero penalties. neither are sustainable.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Similarly

Lou Holtz, could you please stop gargling all those dicks?

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

hehehe

by nwalls on Dec 29, 2011 7:54 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Notre Dame lost

let him have his fun.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 7:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, well

His celebration either way is apparently dickgargling, so…I just wish he’d switch to esperanto or something. Being wrong most of the time like mark may is one thing, but being wrong AND being unintelligible? Bleh.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 7:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Those warshinton receivers look pretty damn good when

Price has the time to throw.

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:00 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe...Just Maybe...

the price is right.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

They're even better

when they’re not taking lessons from our receivers and aren’t dropping the balls left and right

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I...uh...Fuck?

Price goes deep to Kearse 42-24

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

Over/Under 2 hours before the price is better than luck or barkley train starts at TDP

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:11 PM PST reply actions  

More words… I don’t get it

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Now.

Also, i’m sure they will be dead set on the idea that they should be a preseason top-10 team.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 8:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Anyone remember who the announcing crew was in 2010 for the Boise-Nevada epic game?

was it Joe Tessitore and someone? That was the best announcing of a game I’ve ever heard…

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:16 PM PST reply actions  

I don;t remember who the other guys was

But that was just a great game in every aspect. Including the announcing.

by ursula on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Baylor needs to get a stop

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:18 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think Baylor’s DC is Holtz’ very stupid younger brother.

by ursula on Dec 29, 2011 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WAS WRONG WITH THAT TACKLE?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:23 PM PST reply actions  

Nice. 3 and out.

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

Sean Fitz @seanfitz247 14m
Oregon TE commit Pharaoh Brown awarded the West Offensive MVP in the Offense-Defense Bowl.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:25 PM PST reply actions  

Nice!

Also: Pharaoh is a diesel name.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 8:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Dear flag throwers

WTF?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

So Nike just sold matte finish helmets to everyone.

That’s why the Oregon bowl game helmets are super, super shiny. Sell everyone else the new fashion for cashy money.

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:27 PM PST reply actions  

I can't tell who is worse at tackling

Baylor or Uw

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 PM PST reply actions  

Yes, Baylor is much, much worse. They look like the keystone cops out there.

All we need is the Benny Hill Theme song. Mute this craptastic crew, and just listen to Benny Hill.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:32 PM PST up reply actions  

FUUUMMBBBBBLLLEEEEEE

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:29 PM PST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBLLLLLEEE!!

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

Is there a worse tackling team in football than BaFUMBLE!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:30 PM PST reply actions  

FUCKING AWESOME!

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:33 PM PST reply actions  

It's even better

with the Benny Hill Theme as the background music.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

RUN DOWN THE ALAMO

GO NICK HOLT GO!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

hehee, jump pass

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:34 PM PST reply actions  

RG3=Black Tebow

there you go, Tebow mention.

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by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

This is NCAA 11 set on rookie level

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

This is so freaking comical its insane.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

AN ORGY OF OFFENSE!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:37 PM PST reply actions  

I'm laughing uncontrollably right now

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:38 PM PST reply actions  

If I see Boyett and Pleasant 8 yards off the LOS

I will shit bricks. But I won’t we have a real football team.

by ursula on Dec 29, 2011 8:40 PM PST reply actions  

You could send in a resume and offer your services

Though I’m not sure you could undercut the salary of whoever is in that position right now.

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

The defenses shouldn't even take the field

they’re not fooling anyone anymore

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:42 PM PST reply actions  

Pretty much the same thought I just had.

Might as well just let the offenses run down the field at will, then switch. Last team to score wins. Basically, a giant game of hot potato?

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Who needs to line up?

Better yet, how about a fun game of three flies up? Still the same result?

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

NExt one to punt loses?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:43 PM PST reply actions  

Seriously

Who is the worse team at tackling?

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

Hey now, give Uw credit!

they knocked him out at the 1!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Pasedena>San Antonio

I don’t care HOW crappy a defense you’re playing.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

OUT

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:44 PM PST reply actions  

I hope Alabama and LSU are taking notes.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

You know what makes me laugh?

Trying to figure out what Mike Leach is thinking right now watching Uw’s defense.

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:45 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

try one foot line

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

Did someone say foot?

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

The ref should just come out and say

“After further review, we’ve realized it doesn’t matter, he’s going to score anyway”

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

in the 3rd, right?
edsbs edsbs 3m ¡SI SE PUEDE! RT @notthefakeSVP: Only ? Is can we top the MACTION (edsbs trademark) total from N. Illinois and Toledo which was 129?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:47 PM PST reply actions  

there's still 21 minutes of football left folks

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:48 PM PST reply actions  

So, about 112 more points?

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Ted Miller for the win.

Just posted on his Twitter: “One day, men will turn to their sons and say, ‘Yes, son, I was a defensive player in the 2011 Alamo Bowl. I am so sorry.’”

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:50 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Boy, Chris the announcer is having a terrible time keeping the disgust out of his voice.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:52 PM PST reply actions  

I couldn't hear him over the Benny Hill Music in my head

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Spielman, linebacker and defensive player

He has to be hating this game

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I love how the commentators talk about good defense when they hold them to 2 yards

It’s so rare, any stop right now is “good defense.”

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

@BryanDFischer: RT @Heismanpundit: More points in this game (95) than three SEC teams managed in all of conference play this year.
@Art_Thiel: In case you were wondering, 1,554 yards is the record for combined total offense. In 1916: Georgia 222, Cumberland 0.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:53 PM PST reply actions  

’Twas Georgia Tech, not Georgia.

"I don't do well with pain medicine."

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM PST via Android app up reply actions  

DEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:54 PM PST reply actions  

hahahaahha

If Baylor wins this game… I don’t even know

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions  

Anyone else see the pouty-jump by Holt as the Baylor WR ran by?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM PST reply actions  

Excellent descriptor.

My lord, they are just AWFUL.

Got the shoes. Got the jersey. And finally, got football. Go Ducks.

(Good call, Daisy)

by lovemyducks81 on Dec 29, 2011 8:56 PM PST up reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN!!!!!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

Baylor retakes the lead!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 8:57 PM PST reply actions  

Ha!
edsbs edsbs
Washington’s run defense is short two men. They are played tonight by holograms named Bud and Ricketts.
5 minutes ago

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:02 PM PST reply actions  

That's Awesome.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:09 PM PST up reply actions  

fuck me.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That was an incredible effort

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

DAMN IT!!

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

What a play by Price

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:12 PM PST reply actions  

From that shot you can't tell ANYTHING

Not whether he was down nor whether the ball was across the plane. WTH?

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

example of confused sec fan
@GeauxDucks 6m
Just finished poker night and sat down in front of the TV and OMFG WHAT THE HELL?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:13 PM PST reply actions  

I'm hoping for OT

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions  

I also want to see Washington lose in heartbreaker

In the 30th OT.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

No

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your spread offense weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger.

Santa Claus' #1 fan

by Bill Musgrave on Dec 29, 2011 10:09 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

EDSBS is making me laugh uncontrollably..
edsbs edsbs
If this amazes you, wait until the bonus ball comes into play with 5 mins left.
2 minutes ago

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:15 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Is this what happens when you get TILT?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It's a Futurama reference right?

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Black Knight

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOD UW’s SECONDARY SUCKS BAD

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:19 PM PST reply actions  

My MOTHER just walked in, looked at the score, and said

Are they playing Basketball?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

Wow!

This really is going to come down to who has the ball last

by BrewDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:20 PM PST reply actions  

8 minutes left

average drive is about 2 minutes, that’s 4 total possessions, Uw, Baylor, Uw, Baylor.

Baylor will have the ball last and win after 2 more TDs

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Final score

74-70 Baylor

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Basketball score

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yards per play?

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:25 PM PST reply actions  

From the box score

Average Gain Per Play 9.1 9.1 each

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Nick Holt has been fired

UW going for it on own 31.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

Curmudgeon
@LSUShep10 This is the complete opposite of our game against bama…. That game is horrible

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

After watching Locker for 4 years

It’s amazing to see a Uw QB that is accurate

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

It used to be nice relying on a QB that couldn’t hit an open receiver to save his ass. Now when we play UW we actually have to cover. Wtf?

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Baylor should let Huskies score quickly. It's going to be better strategy

rather than painfully going upfield and using up all the clock.

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

Crazy to think that amidst all of this defensive incompetence,

Polk still isn’t averaging 5 ypc.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

Huge play here

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

This is the game!

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

I agree with Spielman

Baylor should bring the house here

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

They might as well.

If they were playing 15 guys on the field, there would still be three Husky receivers incomprehensibly wide open. I say that they should blitz all 11 players.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Spencer Hall has gone off the deep end watching this
edsbs @edsbs 1m
Was that a shovel pass? Is this Abe Lincoln with a Skyrim helmet on my couch drinking a Champale? Flies? Everywhere? THIS GAME IS DRUGS.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions  

That sums it up.
edsbs edsbs
RT @_KellyMurphy: Tried loading the GameCast of the Alamo Bowl. Instead of showing a score the just had a picture of two rabbits humping.
3 minutes ago

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:35 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

YES! YES! YES!

FUCK THE hUSKIES!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

ruh-roh huskies

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The Daily Faberian

by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

THEY GOT A STOP!?

WTF!?

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Wow

they call all those funky penalties for defenseless WRs, then don’t call that?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST reply actions  

Also could have been a late hit.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Too bad we don't get to see their trademarked prevent defense.

Oh wait, they have been playing it all game long, haven’t they?

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:41 PM PST reply actions  

THAT'D DO IT BOYS!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:42 PM PST reply actions  

That TD breaks the spread too!

/doeshappydance

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Yes!!!!!!

Thanks for the 30 bowl mania points!!!!

by OfficerCosta on Dec 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions  

Winner
@Art_Thiel: WASH DC Holt breaks N. American mark for most yardage given up (old mark: France, Louisiana Purchase)

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:43 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

The deeper into the game the greater the advantage the offense has over the defense

It’s really not fair comparing 3rd quarter and 4th quarter defenses

Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

by gamedaytribe on Dec 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

HUSKY SUPER DERP!!!! SUPER DERP!!!! LINEMAN DERP!!!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

WTF WAS THAT?

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

Holy crap UW.

Your football team is beyond stupid.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:44 PM PST reply actions  

FAT MAN FUMBLE! FAT MAN FUMBLE!

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

That was PURE AWESOME!

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:45 PM PST reply actions  

@edsbs 1m
As the sad fat man’s dreams are crushed, this film is now an incomprehensible German art film.
9:45 PM – 29 Dec 11 via Twitter for Mac · Details

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

I think I just saw Sark mouth the words

“Nick you fired”

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

*you're

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST up reply actions  

YES!

UW PREVENT DEFENSE TIME!

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:46 PM PST reply actions  

Gawd I wonder if the dawg pound is a dumpster fire.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:47 PM PST reply actions  

I am sad this game is over.

I could have watched this all night long, lol.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:48 PM PST reply actions  

The fact that it was RG3, etc.

I have to think any decision was made before the bowl

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Us?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

UW won, just in the long term.

Now they might get a competent defensive coordinator.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

@Mengus22: What is Washington going to do next year when half the PAC 12 runs this kind of offense?

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:51 PM PST reply actions  

Lose

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by Matt Daddy on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, for all the talk about major improvement and superstar offense

they finished 7-6 with a crappy end of season, but this season ended with a bowl loss.

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Seriously.

WSU is going to tear them apart. ASU is going to tear them apart. We are going to tear them apart. Stanford is going to tear them apart. Arizona is going to tear them apart. USC is going to tear them apart. LSU will murder them. Maynard will always be awful, so they can probably beat Cal, and OSU sucks, but still. I would be worried sick about my defense if I were a UW fan.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I never said it was anything new,

but if anything, it goes to show the potential strength (minus OSU, CU, and UCLA) of the Pac-12 next season.

Winners of the Platypus trophy!

by CaDuck on Dec 29, 2011 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

And Spencer Hall ends my night for me
@edsbs 2m
I’m exhausted. Good night. I love you all, and I still love football (or whatever that was.)

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt

by axemen23 on Dec 29, 2011 9:52 PM PST reply actions  

I just have to ask

Why on earth didn’t they do onside kicks every single time?

That’s what Kelly would have done.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 9:57 PM PST reply actions  

Maybe

It’d be on Aliottii, not Kelly – but if Kelly was given a team with a good to great offense and basically no defense to speak of and knew that every possession needed to be a score – it’d be all onside kicks and 4th down go for it, every time.

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 10:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I have no idea

Because they don’t like fun? Because RG3 wasn’t the hero of the game? Because KP basically outplayed the Heisman winner?

Because they’re a bunch of douchebags?

by kalon on Dec 29, 2011 10:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah...

Net Yards Passing KP 438 RG III 295

Herbie is explaining that now...

by encephalopath on Dec 29, 2011 10:07 PM PST up reply actions  

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