BCS Selection Show 2011 Open Thread
The time has finally come. We already know who will be playing in the Rose Bowl but who's going to be playing in the National Championship? Will Oklahoma State's win over the Oklahoma Sooners be enough to sway voters? Follow all the action here and chat about which matchups appear to be the most interesting.
BCS National Championship: LSU vs. Not-Oklahoma State
Rose Bowl: Wisconsin vs. Oregon
Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma State vs. Stanford
Orange Bowl: Clemson vs. West Virginia
Sugar Bowl: Michigan vs. Virginia Tech
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I know the result of the BCS before it's even announced.
A GODDAMN TRAVESTY IS WHAT THE RESULT IS. THE OKLAHOMA STATE CRIMSON COWTIDE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS GARBAGE THEY EARNED THEIR WAY TO GLORY AND THINK OF HOW HARD THESE GODDAMN KIDS WORKED THEIRA ASSTAILS OFF FOR TWO A DAYS AND THAT ONE GUY THAT FOR HIS BROTHERS A TRAVESTY TRAVESTY HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELVES YOU CORRUPT NAZI TRAVESTIES.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 4:04 PM PST via mobile reply actions
More evidence that playing cupcakes all year long
is worthwhile. No penalty at all for VT playing one of the easiest non con schedules in the country
Why is it okay for some teams to play cupcakes all year
And not for another? BSU gets total crap for their schedule but the ACC and Big East skate right into the BCS.
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It’s a straight up double-standard. I would suspect that is why so many people call for an end to the Big East automatic qualifier status
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Their whole conference is full of cupcakes.
The ACC and Big East at least has more competitive teams. I’m guessing though.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
ACC is pretty competitive, actually
While it doesn’t have a lot of great teams it has quite a few good teams and has a lot of parity. This was the argument for the Pac-10 after all.
The Big East is horrible, mind you. The ACC isn’t so bad.
VT nonconference schedule: Appalachian State, East Carolina, Arkansas State, Marshall
Freaking pathetic not a single BCS team in there
And to top it off, they barely beat a overranked Georgia tech and got killed by Clemson
both times they played them. Those are the only ranked teams VT even played.
Yikes. That is unreal.
The only ranked team they beat was Georgia Tech. They got spanked by an above average Clemson team, twice.
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We will see what you say next year when we are in a similar boat.
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At least our conference schedule will be tougher than theirs was this season.
Stanford will be ranked, Washington could possibly be a #20-25 caliber of team, and the winner of the south (USC) will be a fantastic team.
Not like it even matters, so long as you are in an AQ conference, an undefeated season will more often than not get you into the NCG.
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Yeah, our non con schedule sucks but it won't hurt us unless there are
3 undefeated teams at the end of the season. Otherwise we should easily make it to a 4th BCS game at 10-2 or better
I agree completely.
But if the Pac ends up being average and this situation plays out we,will hear fans, much like yourself, complaining about the same thing you are. I’m not saying your view point is wrong. Just remember this could happen to anyone and may very well happen to us.
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It kinda happened last year too
Our Nonconf schedule looked pretty crappy, all told. New Mexico (the worst team in FBS last year) Portland State and Tennessee which had a crappy season.
Stuff like that happens. I would love it if teams scheduled like Oregon and LSU (and really specifically, LSU) did this year, going out of their way for hard conference games – but things happen, people back out, etc. And honestly, nowadays why wouldn’t you; the risk/reward for playing tough competition is way too high on the risk side.
Yep. Even if there are three teams,
The NCG would be the undefeated SEC team, vs us (most likely). We will start out the season very high in the polls (so that should influence the human aspect of the BCS formula) so we will probably be able to steer clearly above a third undefeated team (who would most likely be a non-AQ school anyways).
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At the top yes.
With all the incoming coaches and attrition I don’t see the Pac-12 getting much national recognition.
Especially if we continue our trend of strong OOC performances.
If we slip up we could find ourselves in a very similar situation. Granted we have more reputation to fall back on.
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Just a reminder
They also barely beat Duke. Duke. Let that sink in for a bit.
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weird.
Wonder if someone who was supposedly in didn’t make the cut in the rankings, like TCU or Michigan.
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by omb on Dec 4, 2011 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like TCU got screwed. Just as fBSU got screwed, only that doesn't disappoint me.
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Well, if that's the case,
VT’s really only screwing over a 1-loss MWC team or 2-loss Kansas State. Doesn’t seem like a huge problem.
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by omb on Dec 4, 2011 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
K-State deserves it more.
They played much more difficult competition and almost beat okie state. Only bad game was against Oklahoma
Your definition of "only" is a bit different than mine, OMB
If we were that two loss team getting fucked would you feel the same?
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TCU had 2 losses, both of them a result of their pride and joy failing utterly.
Their only hope was to go undefeated. Their BCS hopes were practically done the second RGIII decided to rip them to shreds.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Here's a travesty:
THE BCS STILL EXISTS.
by ConfofChamps on Dec 4, 2011 5:28 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
I like Phil Steele’s projection of Utah vs Georgia Tech in the Sun Bowl. I always enjoy GT’s offense and I think it makes for an interesting matchup against a Utah team that didn’t exactly end it’s season on a high note
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Predictions?
Rose Bowl Game presented by Vizio: Both have Oregon and Wisconsin because that’s the game.
Tostitos Fiesta Bowl: Both have Oklahoma State and Stanford
Valero Alamo: Both have Washington playing Oklahoma.
Bridgepoint Education Holiday: Both have California playing Texas.
Hyundai Sun: Both have Utah playing Georgia Tech.
MAACO Las Vegas: Schlabach has Arizona State playing Boise State. Edwards has the Sun Devils playing TCU.
Kraft Fight Hunger: Schlabach has UCLA playing Illinois. Edwards has the Bruins playing Iowa State
Oklahoma State/Stanford would be a great game. Neither team should be able to contain the others offense. 41-38 Ok St?
Washington would get absolutely murdered by Oklahoma if they were to play. 44-17 OU
California/Texas would be the least typical Holiday Bowl ever. Neither team can score. 2-0 Texas.
Utah would get beat by Georgia Tech 30-13.
ASU would beat TCU, and it would be a toss-up against Boise State. 35-21 ASU
UCLA/Illinois. Yikes, neither team could be playing any worse right now. 31-21 Illinois.
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who are these predictions from? I saw that it was in a quote block
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
My apologies,
I just copy/pasted them from PondJunky’s comment in the Wiscy/UO thread. Apparently they are a combination of Mark Schlabach’s and Brad Edwards’ best guesses.
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Schlabache and Edwards.
Ted Miller posted it on his blog. I think its insider content.
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Here is the correct link for the above. It is not behind a paywall
http://espn.go.com/blog/pac12/post/_/id/31064/schlabach-edwards-project-the-bowls
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
It’s a good take. Seems to be a classic case of “ooo, that President looks like a president! I will vote for him!” as opposed to “ooo, that guy knows a lot about the issues I care about and seems solid on this other areas too. I will vote for him!”
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Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
At this rate next year, they will just crown the national champion to everyone in the SEC.
Why even bother playing for it when no one else gets an invite anyway?
I propose the SEC just be declared the best and break away from the rest of the teams.
Let them play with themselves all season. Throw in the Sun Belt for their OOC games. Have the top two teams play in their own BCS game.
Let the rest of us get on with our lives.
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to be fair to the SEC
I think LSU is clearly the #1 team in the nation and has proven it. They have beaten the best teams in their conference, the Pac-12 champ and the Big East champ – and the latter two were not even at home.
they have nothing to apologize for. LSU is exactly what a champion should look like regardless of what conference they are in.
Alabama, on the other hand, can eat a bucket of dicks.
That's fair to LSU.
Why do I want to be fair to the SEC, which is bottom heavy with crap teams?
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Because the SEC is both?
Because it’s not LSU’s fault that Alabama played them tough and better than any other team this year.
Because it’s not the SEC’s fault that any other contenders out there shot themselves in the foot in various spectacular ways.
Because every conference has horrible bottom feeders, but the SEC West has three teams with 10 or more wins.
Because saying that the SEC is bottom heavy and thus is unworthy ignores things like Colorado/Arizona/Oregon State.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 4:19 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I can't wait to see Hancock being interviewed and assuring us all that the system works and the two best teams are in the BCS cg
But I’d hate to ruin my plasma by throwing eggs at it, so I better go find some visqueen to drape it.
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I think Utah is going to whomp on Georgia Tech
• Utah has a very good front seven that stuffs the run
• They get a month to prepare for a funky offense
• Utah has won, like 8 out of their last 9 bowl games
• John White should be healthy, and GT is 80th in the nation in YPC against
I could definitely see Utah holding GT to under 10 points.
by Twith on Dec 4, 2011 4:18 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Utah is better then that lost indicates
see gutsy road win over the same WSU squad that beat Colorado (at Colorado)
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by Neil Vincent Roberts on Dec 4, 2011 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
Are we making the mistake of calling WSU world-beaters?
/pisses off all of CougCenter
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
Time to start a boycott against all sponsors of the Natty if OSU gets left out!
Start making a list and give the sponsors a call. Great way to get a playoff started by enormous pressure from the sponsors against the BCS honchos. Let’s do it!
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Hey now
I didn’t think you were old enough to recall that jingle.
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This sounds like a worthy effort
however I in no way care about OSU enough to do anything besides bitch about it on this blog.
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I agree.
It would take a lot to get me to care about Oklahoma State.
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Playoff conversations have been going on forever now.
Conversing about a playoff system wont accomplish all that much. The BCSNCG is already contractually locked into being aired on ESPN through 2014, so I guess that we would unfortunately have to wait that long for anything to change.
I don’t intend to defend the BCS, but even in a playoff system some teams will inevitably get shafted. There isnt a completely foolproof way to organize a championship among 120 teams playing wildly different opponents.
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Sad but true.
Fairness has nothing to do with any of this, especially once you get past 1 vs 2.
It’s never going to change, too many vested interests with big $$$ involvement who want to keep it this way,
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I disagree that legitimate contenders would get screwed in a playoff.
Most years there’s a team at 3, 4, maybe even 5 that can argue that they should be in the NC discussion. An eight game playoff would only take three weeks, and I’ve never seen a team ranked #9 that should have a chance at the title.
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You're right regarding the quality of teams at the top,
But since at-large bids into the playoff will inevitably be at stake, there will frequently be a #9 or #10 team that has a solid argument to get an at-large bid over the #8 team.
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I think the Plus One format will fix most of the controversy
and it is by far the easiest model to implement
I would love to see this.
It’s so simple it’s sickening. Win your conference, Win your regional bowl and your in. You would think the BCS would be all for it, considering it would give them an excuse to have more top ranked teams in bowl games and make more monies.
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What is the plus-one idea?
The conference champions plus an at large team (or something like that)?
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I think it's matching up 1-4 and 2-3 in a couple of BCS bowls
and then having the winners play each other to declare a champion. I’m a big fan of the idea.
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by lovemyducks81 on Dec 4, 2011 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
But then Stanford gets in and the Ducks get left out.
And fuck that shit.
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True.
But it’s still better than what we have now without disrupting EVERYTHING; therefore, it’s more likely to happen.
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by lovemyducks81 on Dec 4, 2011 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
Play all the bowls as normal, then decide the NC game after that.
All the big teams get to play a bigtime game first, and hopefully answer some questions.
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That is an interesting idea, to say the least.
From a completely selfish and fan-based point of view, it sounds pretty fun. As PondJunky says below, it will clear up a lot of the NCG controversy, but we’re still stuck with the BCS deciding who gets to play in the NCG feeder bowls.
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Some say it would degrade the importance of the BCS games.
Which i think is BS. If anything it will put more on the line. It would also extend the bowl season, which could be hard to deal with academically. Then again they could make the BCS bowls all on one weekend, say Christmas weekend, and make the Championship game two weeks after the bowls.
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Wetzel had a good column about this yesterday.
Apparently Mike Slive of the sec proposed exactly this back in 2007 to the rest of the BCS and was laughed out of the room. The irony being that because they didn’t adopt the format, they ceded control of cfb to the Sec. The BCS NCG is now, by default, set up with one team being the winner of the sec, and the rest of the d1 teams battling the #2 sec team for the second spot. It’s nuts.
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To be fair...
that was when we had our awful commissioner, the Big 12 had THEIR awful commissioner, and it looked like USC and Texas were going to be dominant forever.
i think he should have the chutzpah to bring it to the table again, but he won’t because he’s rolling in all the NCG moneez.
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by omb on Dec 4, 2011 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
Esentially it's a quarter final playoff.
The winner of the Rose Bowl and the Sugar bowl play the winner of the Orange and Fiesta. Or any combination of those bowls.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
The BCS would still decide who plays in the bowls.
But at least the National Championship game would be decided on the field.
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That's why I support conference champions only
Oh is Alabama maybe the 2nd best team in the nation? Too bad! Win your fucking conference. Maybe then teams won’t be afraid of scheduling tough OOC games so they can actually test their team before conference play.
by INducktrination on Dec 4, 2011 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
Actually, I feel like this would only lead to more patsy OOC scheduling. Since conference games are the only ones that matter, why risk a loss or injuries in OOC? Just roll through a patsy schedule and then gear up for conference play.
I don’t disagree with your overall premise – I also think only conference champs should be eligible. However, I see problems there too.
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I go back and forth on a playoff because I'm too cynical to think they would do it right
Ive had a change of heart regarding byes for conference champions. Especially if it’s a playoff with 8 teams or more. Pick the top 8 teams, dammit.
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If it's gonna be an 8 team playoff, the regular season has to be shortened by a game.
For example, if the Ducks were to play in an 8 team playoff and advance to the championship game, the ‘ship would be their 16th game of the season. That’s too many.
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Then they shouldn't have to go to class.
More time for conditioning. And if they aren’t going to class, then they don’t have to get a scholarship, and can pay them in cash instead. BRILLIANT!
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Some say we already do!
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by Bill Musgrave on Dec 4, 2011 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
Playoffs are hard with the current conference / division setup.
There are too damned many teams and too damned many conferences. At-larges are a problem, and it’s hard to completely cut out polls / the BCS.
It could be simple, elegant, beautiful if the whole structure was overhauled along with the postseason structure – something along the lines of the superconference idea, but that’s not going to happen.
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by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
If you want to maximize the chance of change
You’ll be rooting for Oklahoma State to utterly fuck Stanford’s shit up.
And you’ll be rooting for Alabama to beat LSU.
Here comes one month of hype of the GAME OF THE CENTURY OF THE CENTURY #2 EDITION
Gonna have to boycott ESPN except for actual football bowl games
I'm hoping a deranged Oklahoma State fan goes crazy and takes out Craig James
Only possible good thing that could come out of the worst national championship game ever
I’m rooting for that to be T. Boone Pickens
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by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 4:29 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions 1 recs
With the extra 2 weeks of hype
Does it end up being 6-3 or 18-12?
Conspiracy theorists, get on yet tin foil hats...
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Sugar: Michigan-Va Tech. Remember Delany went to wall for Sugar, got Pryor et al eligible. No way going to make UM play Boise. Quid pro quo
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easily
UGA is better than an win VT has
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But fBSU won't bring nearly the fans VpI will bring
The stands will be full. They wouldn’t be for fBSU. Or kstate.
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nobody goes to VT bowl games
they travel notoriously poorly
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It gives Michigan a better chance to win.
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Yeah, nice quid pro quo there.
But you have to think there would be more vt fans traveling south than kst or fBSU would manage to drag cross country.
Still, yes, I’m cynical enough to believe the pick would be made because someone did someone a favor last year to ensure Pryor could play.
This is fucking ridiculous.
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because while Vt travels poorly
they are still more attractive than a non-AQ, or a smaller name like Kstate
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Michigan is so losing to VT.
It’s…just going to happen. I can see it now.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 4, 2011 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
I think they do too.
They are a very good team.
Also because I buried my personal hatchet with them after the USC game.
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No, I've got plenty of schadenfreude to go around
but the first thing I thought as I was sitting in the stands in Autzen after that kick went wide was “This is what I get for making so much fun of Boise State and glorying in their defeats for the last 3 years.”
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That's quite the zen attitude.
I hope to attain your level of maturity someday.
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But then you couldn't make vagina jokes.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 4:49 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
They would be intelligent and mature vagina jokes.
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by benzduck on Dec 4, 2011 5:11 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
"This is what I get for making so much fun of Boise State and glorying in their defeats for the last 3 years."
Really, we got off easy… we still get to go to a kickass bowl after our kicking woes.
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by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
Yes to Boise. No on everyone else.
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by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 5:05 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
I’m way too excited to see UW vs Baylor in the Alamo Bowl. RG3 vs Nick Holt? Yes please.
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by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 4:30 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
But if they fire Nick Holt after getting burned for 600 yards?
That would be sad since they might figure out defense next year without him.
by Xenocide23 on Dec 4, 2011 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
They won't fire him
They’ll just write a large series of apology notes saying how they’re not quite there and they went up against the best guy they’ve ever seen and the kids just didn’t perform like Holt told them to so screw them.
I hope this drives mark cuban and t Boone Pickens to start their own playoff.
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by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 4:38 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Would that championship game be in Dallas?
And would it feature Oklahoma State vs the next best Big-12 team in the NCG every season?
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by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 4:52 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
I sure hope so.
ASU would be dangerous with a coach like Jones, they already have the pieces in place to run a pass heavy system.
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That is awesome
The Pac is going to be so entertaining next year! Just in time for its own network.
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OT, but Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is on Sci-Fi
I think it’s a better movie than Raiders of the Lost Ark. Discuss.
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It's my favorite.
It was my first big time summer blockbuster I can remember seeing in the theater.
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It's a travshamockery of a movie.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 4:55 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't really mean that
It’s my favorite one. ALEXANDRETTA should be quoted far more than it actually is.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 4:57 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Once again Takimoto proves he's a genius.
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by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:03 PM PST up reply actions
Are you high?
There is no way that CG laden sack of pseudo religious crap is better than the original classic that is Raiders. It’s the first VHS tape our family ever owned and i remember having to pre order it for $30 and wait a month to get it. I had such a crush on Marian.
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by Chewbacca5000 on Dec 4, 2011 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
I agree
The plot was stupid. We are supposed to believe that knight just sat in that room without food (or a toilet) for 700 years,? not to mention a majically endless supply of candles..
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Are you really gonna play the suspension of disbelief card?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
I suggest we set our sights on the real enemy here:
The absolute piece of shit that was Temple of Doom.
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 7:27 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Obviously the Crystal Skull is the best Indy movie.
Shia LaBeouf FTW!!
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I motion that Matt Daddy looses his man-card as of right now.
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by Chewbacca5000 on Dec 4, 2011 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
YOU CHEAT DR. JONES!!!!
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by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
This
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by Chewbacca5000 on Dec 4, 2011 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
I thought that at one time.
I keep going in circles. I think it’s because I’ve seen the original too many times.
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by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 5, 2011 12:28 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone know off hand
Is an exact mathematical tie for second and third possible, and is there a tiebreaker?
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by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 4:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions
In theory yes it is
The tiebreaker is who has the best win I believe, which would be Oklahoma State.
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The system they showed on CBS for a playoff works for me.
6 in the BCS plays 3 in the BCS
5 plays 4
winner of 5/4 plays 1
winner of 3/6 plays 2
winner vs. winner.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:04 PM PST reply actions
I still maintain
Anything bigger than a 4 team playoff, and the regular season needs to be shortened by a game.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
Postseasons would be more profitable than an extra cupcake OOC game
by INducktrination on Dec 4, 2011 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah I would actually watch playoff games
Unlike bowl games, which I barely ever watch outside of the BCS ones/Oregon’s game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
There's so much money on the table, and has been for years..
That if it was only about money, it would have happened by now.
It’s about power, not money.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
It's about money
it’s not about power. It’s about money. It just so happens that the people whose money it’s about (the NCAA) make a hell of a lot more money with a bowl system than they do a playoff.
With a bowl system you get the bowl money, which is huge. You force teams to pay for ticket allotments; remember, both Oregon and Auburn LOST money going to the NCG even after the BCS payout, but the bowl group and the NCAA made tons.
The bowl system is bad for the schools as far as money goes. It’s bad for the conferences most of the time. It’s only good for the NCAA and to a very lesser extent the media contracts.
uh...
So what is time again?
There isnt a playoff because the people who could make it happen won’t because they’ll lose money. They (the NCAA) would be in power all the same. They wouldn’t lose any power, just money.
Why would they switch, again? And what does that have to do with power?
come on stupid NFL. get off my TV
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
NFL ain't that stupid. How bout them Niners!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
man, I wish I could go back to being a niners fan but it’s too late. Fandom says I’m fairweather if I go back now. I have to wait until they suck again
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
You can come back, it's okay.
I won’t tell.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
If you wait 'til they suck, you'll be nothing but an awful hipster.
I’m afraid you’re screwed. Your favorite professional team is now the…
/spinswheeloffortune
…SØLLERØD GOLD DIGGERS???
What the fuck, this wheel is broken.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
Why Boise is screwed
Since a non-AQ didn’t qualify this year, the BCS leagues get to split an additional $13.2 million.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
WHO
IS
NUMBER
TWO?
this is why college football is broken.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:16 PM PST reply actions
ha, start at 1… going back to 10 and going up.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Wiscy at 10
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions
South Carolina at 9
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions
KSU at 8
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions
Boise at 7
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions
Arkansas 6
WE TOP 5!
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions
Ducks at 5. Woo!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Oregon 5
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:18 PM PST reply actions
Stanford 4,
I think we should be infront of them
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions
goddamnit.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:19 PM PST reply actions
completely not surprised by those rankings. LSU – Alabama for the title
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Look on the bright side
we now have a Monday night in January completely freed up on the calendar…..
I hope the Blazers are playing that night, I need something entertaining to do.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 4, 2011 5:20 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
OMG
Oklahoma STATE IS #3! RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or it would be if I didn’t know it was coming.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I really expected them to do that
with a tension-inducing ad break before they announce it….
There's no crying in baseball!
somebody should pull up a seat for Lou
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
BREAKING
so is Robert Smith
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
FACT
Craig James kills hookers. I heard it on the Internet.
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Come on T-Boone Pickens!!!!!!!!!!
Use your money to fix this crap in the future!
So it'll be...
BCS Championship: LSU-Alabama
Rose Bowl: Oregon-Wisconsin
Fiesta Bowl: OK State-Stanford
Orange Bowl: Clemson-West Virginia
Sugar Bowl: ? vs. ? (rumors swirling towards VaTech-Michigan)
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
The Big East champ isnt set to the Orange.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
I think the assumption is that no-one is taking them unless they have to,
so they’re certain to fall to the Orange.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
and the hooker killer is the smartest one at the desk.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:22 PM PST reply actions
WHOA
I thought he was safe there for life. Just wow.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
well, I wasn't here 45 minutes ago
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
It's the SEC's world, we're just living in it.
The most valid frame for assessing quality is the one that benefits the SEC team involved.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
Sad day
Oklahoma State now joins ’01 Oregon in the elite club of teams screwed by advancing non-conf. champ to title games.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I’m starting to feel more and more a kindred spirit in the Cowboys
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Yeah
They also have their Phil Knight of course…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
we learned a lot from each other program-wise from that Holiday Bowl game.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
THEY BEAT PENN STATE!
they must be the best.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:23 PM PST reply actions
Bottom line. People who have biases said “My eye test says I like Alabama” and they made it. Computers who don’t have feelings say “Oklahoma State should be there based on resume”.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
To be fair
the computers are kind of screwed. They can’t take into account Margin of Victory, so to them a 1-point win over Georgia Southern looks exactly the same as a 100-point win. Alabama has been dominant in their MoV. But Oklahoma has had a significantly harder schedule.
This year would have been a fine year for LSU to play the ACC champ and be crowned the #1 team in the nation afterwards, just like it used to be.
Truth be told, I have no issue with a rematch.
Just like I wouldn’t have minded a rematch against USC.
I do have a problem with the way the human voters obviously rigged the system to ensure ok state was fucked.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
I think Alabama might be the #2 team in the nation
but the fact that OSU gets no chance to state its case pissing me off
can I be honest
I want LSU to absoltely destroy Alabama in the title game
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Dec 4, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
And I want Oklahoma St to roll in the Fiesta.
Even if they play Stanford.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:26 PM PST up reply actions
I'm fine with this
I’m not going to WATCH the game, of course. But it’ll be nice to see the box score later if it’s a 40-something trouncing.
15-yard penalty for my avatar. /Pereira'd
We caused this, damnit.
Us and the Big 10. Nebraska and Colorado don’t leave the Big 12, and they have a title game where Ok St coulda rolled.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:25 PM PST reply actions
Wouldn't have helped
They basically played in one against Oklahoma. Winner takes the Big-12. And OK/OKST is a lot better than OKST/Nebraska or OKST/Kansas State as far as prestige goes.
Really, if beating the living hell out of a perennial superpower in the prime time game of the night doesn’t help you, nothing was going to help you.
So what does it prove if Bama wins at a neutral site?
Could Okst get voted #1 in the AP?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
In theory, yes
LSU would have to lose insanely badly and OKST would have to make Stanford look like a FCS school.
What’s more likely is that LSU loses and still gets the AP #1 vote.
Worst Championship Game Ever!
Really, truly. Not just a non-champ in the game for the third time, but a team that already lost to their opponent. Shameful. Now people need to do their part and just not watch the damned thing.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
Of course you would like the system Nick Saban
you get to play for a national championship
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 4, 2011 5:28 PM PST reply actions
We’re going to hear that a lot over the next month. “The system is the system. It is what it is”.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
How can you honestly say Bama is a complete team
Their offense is beyond atrocious.
Btw lets not overlook LSU
LSU beat No. 2, 6, 7, 18 and 23 teams (final AP rankings). Only 1 game was at home. One of the best regular seasons EVER.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Can we just cancel the BCSMNCG and hand them the damned trophy?
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
Even if they lose the Championship
I would give them the NC cuz they earned it by far
That's the problem with the BCS NCG
Whoever wins that game wins the trophy. No debate.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
he's a man. he's 40.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:29 PM PST reply actions
I also enjoy the general statement by Saban
“I know a lot of people out there think that we’re the best two teams and want to see a rematch.”
Nope.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 4, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions
In honor of Chip Kelly...
I made this video, I hope you enjoy…
Chip Kelly Commercial
GO DUCKS!!!
by win_the_day on Dec 4, 2011 5:30 PM PST reply actions 26 recs
They're dancing on the truck!
You’re starting to sound like the people selecting the all Pac teams.
I’m going to have to front page this later. Thanks a lot. ;)
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Beauty exemplified.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
front paged and well deserved. Nice work!
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Ohhh my, yes
Hopefully the fine folks at EDSBS pick this up. You deserve a week of internet fame for this, my friend.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
This is brilliant.
As I commented in the fanshot, the only possible thing that could have made it any better would have been an Oregon player driving one of the cars really fast, or doing whatever the hell it is that they always seem to do to get pulled over.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
And as I said
someone who photoshops cliffy’s head onto the guy at :26 driving the car, and DT into the empty passenger seat is an american icon
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
It is, refresh
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
I think you Won The Day.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Still laughing
And having a real good time doing it!
by WeeJa on Dec 4, 2011 11:22 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
We can complain all we want, but it's moot.
LSU would beat Bama or OK State.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
If Ok State plays like they did against OU
It’s gonna be a good game, and OSU has a shot
OSU offense with a no running attack = Iowa State
I’ve heard LSU is pretty good at this run defense thing
You might recall
That LSU did just fine against a high speed, high tempo offense.
Put it another way: I don’t think that OKST is particularly better than Oregon. They certainly have a better receiver but I don’t think they’re any more explosive or dangerous than Oregon is. Why would you think that somehow they’d do better against LSU than Oregon did?
It’d be a lot more entertaining of a game to watch than Alabama/LSU, but I don’t think the outcome would be any different.
They should at least get a shot.
Thats the problem
Thank you for showing that graphic ESPN. Wins vs ranked teams is huge
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I wonder where the tipping point is.
Where ESPN decides to pull back from shamelessly repping the SEC because it turns off the general market and actually costs them viewers. Or if there even is one.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:35 PM PST up reply actions
Once the Pac-12 network goes on line
I will almost never watch ESPN again. NFL Network and the MLB Network are far superior sources for their respective sports
Attractive, Intelligent, Smart A**
by Neil Vincent Roberts on Dec 4, 2011 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
can we just have a half-hour interview with Kirk?
It would be miles better than this trainwreck of a tv show
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 4, 2011 5:35 PM PST reply actions
Does everyone remember when Ohio State and Michigan wanted a rematch, and then we didn't do that.
because the SEC cried and cried and cried. Then Florida showed up and WAXED Ohio State?
Why couldn’t we go down that road?
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:35 PM PST reply actions
Oh, Kirk...
The sec is “top to bottom the best conference?”
Look at the bottom of the sec. my god, how clueless can an expert be?
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
Don't let facts get in the way...
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sure the bottom of the Pac-12 is just as bad as the bottom of the SEC.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
Really? Colorado, Washington State, Arizona, Oregon State, and UCLA are complete garbage.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Miss State, Florida, Kentucky, Temnessee and ole miss are also complete garbage.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
But still all probably better than Ole Miss, maybe Kentucky.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
I don’t know how you can say that with any degree of certainty. They all suck. The bottom of the Pac-12 and SEC are equally bad.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
Right. Equally.
You can’t say the sec is overall better without question.
You can say the top two sec teams are best,
3 and 4 in the Sec in my opinion are overratd — yes, Arkansas only lost to 1 and 2, but who did they beat besides A&M? Sackerlina, Same deal.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
Well, who did we beat, other than Stanford?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
Nevada, duh.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:54 PM PST up reply actions
I want a bowl game
that features the worst PAC 12 and SEC teams to settle the argument once and for all
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
Kind of like the Bhutan-Monserrat soccer game back the day before the World Cup final in ’02?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
Well, they all have better records than Ole Miss playing more difficult schedules.
Ole Miss beat Southern Illinois and Fresno State.
Kentucky’s best win was against Tennessee (5-7), and it’s second best win was Ole Miss.
OSU beat Washington and Washington State.
Washington State beat Arizona State and Colorado (and had games against Ucla and ASU go to the wire).
Colorado beat Utah and Arizona.
Arizona beat ASU and Ucla.
Now, who’s worse than Ole Miss? None. Who has a worse resume than Kentucky? Every team in the Pac-12 has better wins. The only reason Kentucky has five wins is their absolute garbage OOC (unlike Arizona, Colorado, OSU).
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
Final ranks
http://espn.go.com/college-football/bcs
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I wonder why some of the computers love Texas so much.
Two of them have Texas ranked at 13! I am also surprised that the computer liked Oklahoma State better than Alabama.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Auburn and Texas as 24th and 25th is wtf LOL to the BCS
and shows the weakness of the computers at times
Oh the computers are a joke
No public formulas, no MOV… Some of the guys who run them don’t even understand statistics.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
wow, kudos to Craig James on going back to the graphic
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I've never been so proud of a hooker killer.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, mark May is now my least favorite Announcer.
At least for today anyways
I understand that Lou Holtz is a gazillion years old and says crazy things that don't make any goddamn sense.
What’s Robert Smith’s excuse?
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
by Takimoto on Dec 4, 2011 5:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
I’d love to see Alabama and Stanford
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I can't see Stanford winning that game.
The run game would get killed and the Furd doesn’t have good enough receivers
I’d still love to see it. Andrew Luck, first round pick, against as close to an NFL defense and he was going to see in his career
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Gator Bowl will be Ohio State – Florida. That’s got some serious storylines attached to it. Love that game for the drama, not the product on the field
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Some of us aren't from the neolithic ages.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
This I will most likely do.
I liked you better when you had pancakes as a sig.
/sniffle
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Withdrawal will do that.
Don’t forget to go down to the clinic, get your dose of maple syrup, avoid IHOP and you’ll be fine. You’ll be in my prayers.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
I'm packing a bunch of it for the trip to Pasadena.
One reason I’m taking the train. No fluid limits
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
Raise your hand if your favorite team is the only team to be going to its third straight BCS game.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 5:45 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
:raises hand:
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Our schedule agrees.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 5:49 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
The Big East is such crap.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
CFB and the BCS is corrupt as Hell. Right now, this just proved it...
We who bleed green are happy with the RB. However this great sport of CFB just got screwed! The SEC is so corrupt that they get auto entry into the BCS Title game every year. But this year, they up that. They get BOTH slots. Okie lite got screwed tonight! Did you all know 3 of the BCS ESPN show talking heads are Bama Alums? And Herby is a close personal friend of Nick Saban. It was rigged from the start. All the other Conference Commissioners should kill off the BCS and finally put a playoff in place. 8 team playoff. Take each AQ Conference Champ, plus 2 slots for non AQ’s, and mini 8 team playoff. Keep all bowls as they are. Problem solved. I am BOYCOTTING THE BCS TITLE GAME THOUGH…It should never have been SEC vs SEC and we all know it!
Gang Green Yell-O
Are you high?
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 5:51 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
I think this is a bit alarmist
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
OCCUPY BRISTOL AND WHEREVER THE BCS IS LOCATED
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
I will join you although I don’t know if I have tickets yet. I requested 4. We’ll see. If we are going down, we’re driving down on the 28th
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I'm gonna try like hell to.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
We've had this discussion on the facebooks
but a giant ATQ tailgate should happen. I know myself, Hazmat and ASD are all going.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
ACduck=CAduck?
or is there an Atlantic Cost? Arctic Circle? Duck.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Did you get them through the athletic department or some other source?
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Student tickets were tonight.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
*today
the deadline for season ticket holders is tonight, IIRC
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
season ticket holder deadline is tomorrow at 5, 2 hours before general public release. I didn’t realize he was a student
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I got them through the service that the department of student affairs uses to distribute tickets. They use a third party company to distribute all of the student ticket allotment.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
well hopefully I find out soon. I’m dying here. Tomorrow at 5pm is an eternity
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
There are, of course, lots of RB tickets already available on Stubhub etc..
Which side is going to be Oregon (if there is?) — does anyone know?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
When I went two years ago, we were on the “sun side” of the stadium, where Wisconsin sat last year. I’m not sure how it’s determined but I would assumed we’re the higher ranked and we would be the “home team”, whichever side that is.
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I know that man. Outta Copperas Cove High School in Copperas Cove, Texas
Played pick-up b-ball with him. Man is a monster.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:55 PM PST up reply actions
I loved watching him play yesterday.
Long balls were absolutely point perfect. Reminds me so much of Dennis Dixon.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 4, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
Definately the MVP of their team this year.
Without RGIII no way is Baylor better than 6-6 or even bowl eligible for that matter
2006. Ohio State plays Michigan in the final game of the regular season (the original game of the century) and beats them by a field goal. (They actually put TD’s on the board though.) That left undefeated Ohio State looking between either a game that was a rematch with 11-1 Michigan or a game with 11-1 Florida.
Sound familiar?
P.S. The SEC bitched and moaned about the BCS back then, doing everything in their power to get Florida into the game. And when Florida was given the chance, they rolled Ohio State 41-14. Who says Oklahoma State wouldn’t do the same?
fuck the BCS.
/endrant
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 5:56 PM PST reply actions
That’s because Florida was really good. Their only loss was to #8 in the country and they played a pretty freaking tough schedule.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
Still. Give Ok St. their chance.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 6:00 PM PST up reply actions
I understand your point, but personally, I think Alabama would rail Oklahoma State, and I think that Alabama is the better team.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
they may be by the “eye test” but their resume says they aren’t and that’s why Oklahoma State should get the shot
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
Oklahoma State’s resume also says that they lost to Iowa State, whereas Alabama lost to the best team in the country.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
Oklahoma State played better teams and beat better teams. I don’t care who they lost to. Alabama’s overall resume doesn’t match up and almost all the BCS computers agree when not taking into account human polls
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
No one ever mentions context either.
A group of colleagues and friends had just died in a fucking plane crash. I’d think a little allowance could be made for not being on their A-game that day.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
I understand, but they lost to Iowa State for pete’s sakes.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
Alabama didn't score a touchdown.
LSU won by kicking 3 field goals. Think about it. LSU kicked 3 field goals and won a game AGAINST THE #2 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 4, 2011 6:11 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, and all the #1 team in the country managed to score against the #2 team in the country were 3 measly field goals. The #1 team that usually has no problem scoring.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, yes.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
That's what people said in 2006 about Michigan v. Florida.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
it just so happens that there is at least 200 some people who think just like you
that fucked it all up.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
And they may be better but they already had their chance and couldn't close the game.
If Alabama was #1 and LSU was #2 then I would be more ok with the result since LSU had a much harder season.
I love how the BCS Bowls are supposedly non-profit organizations
yet the Sugar Bowl selections were motivated purely by profit margins and sellout potential due to fan bases
We saw that last year when all the "suspended" tOSU players were allowed to play.
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
BUT BUT IT'S ALL FOR CHARITY THEY DO SO MAN GOOD THINGS WITH THE MONEY THAT'S LEFT AFTER THEY PAY THEIR PRESIDENT AND BOARD MEMBERS
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
The Fiesta Bowl President
likes the trickle-down theory of economics cause he makes it rain!
by INducktrination on Dec 5, 2011 7:45 AM PST up reply actions
Cotton Bowl > Sugar/Orange
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 5:59 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Agreed. K-State vs Arky is an intriguing matchup
Not sure who is favored. Assuming its Arky but it can’t be by much
Cotton Bowl getting its due.
Quality historic bowl, probably would be BCS if the Fiesta was kicked out.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
They have had some pretty good games.
They have had better matchups than at least one BCS game pretty much every year recently
About three hours ago on twitter.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 6:05 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Oregon favored by 4.5 according to WynnLasVegas
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 6:05 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
I dunno I think it might move in Oregon's favor.
Wisconsin was exposed on the edges and hasn’t show it can match up well against Oregon at all
Well hold on a sec
I really don’t think Michigan State is as bad as everybody else does here. They have some speed on the edge and some great WRs. And Wisconsin’s D is better than Stanford’s overall, the stats bear that out.
We have the better rushing offense, they have the better passing offense. The only area where we have a huge advantage is special teams, they are very average in kick coverage and returns.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
I just don't see Wisconsin's gameplan working against the ducks
Our defense is used to stacking the box and playing man on man coverage while their defense is going to have trouble with our offense. And Wisconsin looked like crap on kickoff coverage. DAT is going to be a huge weapon for us.
I could see them crushing us with play action
We really need to get pressure in the backfield, that will be critical. Wisconsin is much like Stanford in that they are an “on schedule” offense, we need to get some sacks and TFLs in the early downs to kill drives. I’m not overly worried about their WRs in 1-on-1 coverage, which will be good for us.
My main concern is that their defense is better than people think. Yards per play they are quite good. They don’t get many sacks or TFLs, but they are solid and don’t give up big plays either. I think you might be right however, the lack of big TFLs on defense may be a result of a D-line that isn’t explosive. If they don’t get us in the backfield, we will do very well.
The other thing is, I still don’t know how good Wisconsin actually is. They played a cupcake schedule. They looked good doing it outside of their tougher opponents, but I like the fact that we’ve been battle tested by several good teams (LSU, Stanford, USC), all of which are better than any team Wisconsin has faced.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Wisconsin looked incredible at home. They looked good, but were a significantly worse team away from Camp Randall. Hell, they lost their first two road games of the season, then struggled with a reeling Illinois team.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
And Wisconsin’s D is better than Stanford’s overall, the stats bear that out.
It really, really doesn’t. Wisconsin has played a worse schedule that BSU. We can’t look at any of their typical stats seriously. They have played a simply pathetic schedule.
According to S&P+, Wisconsin has the 49th ranked defense in the country. Stanford is 22nd. Oregon’s is 10th, btw.
According to FEI, Wisconsin is 24th, Stanford is 10th, and Oregon is 8th.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Tillamook cheese > Wisconsin cheese
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 6:10 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
From about 2007 to 2009 betting on early season Oregon games was pretty much free money
Now that Oregon has more of a reputation, the lines are nearly as enticing
This is implying that one would be betting on Wisconsin.
Supporting from Hawai'i
Here's a breakdown of the teams that are in and those that are out, listed only by BCS position
1. In (automatic; #1 BCS)
2. In (automatic; #2 BCS)
3. In (automatic; BCS conference champ)
4. In (automatic; top 4 and magical conditions applied)
5. In (automatic; BCS conference champ)
6. Out (excluded; 2 from conference already in)
7. Out
8. Out
9. Out (excluded; 2 from conference already in)
10. In (automatic; BCS conference champ)
11. In
12. Out
13. In
14. Out
15. In (automatic; BCS conference champ)
16-22. Out (excluded; need to be in top 14 to be considered for at-large selection unless crazy stuff happens)
23. In (automatic; BCS conference champ)
Obviously, #7/#8 are the glaring ones. I feel bad for the K-State fans, and I feel really bad for Boise fans (though to be fair, I am one, so….)
At least, at the end of the day, I understand why Boise got left out. It’s a ticket-selling thing, and that sucks, but that’s what it is. It’s shocking to me that VaTech and Michigan both got selected over K-State. I just don’t get that.
If you’d have told me midway through the season that the Big 10 would get two BCS berths, I’d have laughed at you. If you’d have told me that the ACC would have two, I’d have had you committed.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
I will watch all the bowls, because I'm chemically addicted.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
K-State
Had their chance but Snyder chickened out in their home and home matchup against Oregon. Weren’t we supposed to go to Manhattan this year? I don’t feel one bit sorry for that overrated fraud of a team.
"We aren't into making statements, we are into winning games" -Chip Kelly
by UOfootball on Dec 4, 2011 6:26 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
There would be some interesting arguments between us and Alabama
if we had played K-State instead of LSU and had won that game. We probably play in BCSNCG then. Or get boxed out cause of some “eye test”
by INducktrination on Dec 5, 2011 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
Michigan State vs Georgia looks very intriguing to me as well.
I think it could be a close game that is worth watching
Hopefully nothing like the last bowl game Mich. St played against the SEC
by INducktrination on Dec 5, 2011 7:54 AM PST up reply actions
That MSU team wasn’t as good as this year’s team (S&P+ 25th rising to 11th this year), and that Alabama team was really, really good (S&P+ 2nd in the nation).
This year, Georgia is 8th, MSU is 11th. Should be a great matchup.
--AddictedToQuack, SBNation's Oregon Ducks blog
Sagarin's puter is on crack
After yesterday’s blowout loss, he has Oklahoma at #4
If ya can't get your Dick Enright, get your Dick Harter!
They're BOTH ranked above Wiscy on 2 computers
Who makes these Algorithms?
Washington is going to get run out of that stadium.
by FromAutzenWithLove on Dec 4, 2011 6:17 PM PST reply actions
Two teams with lots of offense and no defense.
Should be entertaining
UW will get torn to shreds by RG3.
I can’t wait to see Holt’s brilliance on display against them.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Speaking of the creator of the Press-Prevent defense...
someone decided to try it in the NFL today.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
replay of PAC 12 champ game
Tomorrow at 7pm on Root Sports
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 6:21 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Can’t wait for Stanford-Oklahoma State. That should be a great game.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:22 PM PST reply actions
wASHINGTON is going to get burnt alive
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
"Maybe if they were more mature."
They’re college kids. Thanks ESPN.
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 6:23 PM PST reply actions
Either ND or FSU
"Fuck you UW. How many days since you last beat us?" -skywaker9
by QuackQuackAttack on Dec 4, 2011 6:28 PM PST up reply actions
Thoughts
How are Texas and Auburn ranked? They suck.
How is Va Tech ahead of Clemson? They got blown out twice.
After going through these standings
ND should at least be ranked. Losses to Mich, USC, and Stanford.
After going through this, I think computers put WAY too much importance on Conference rankings. It’s completely not fair to many teams. If you’re a mediocre team in a great conference, IE Texas/Auburn, you’ll get way over ranked in the computers, even though themselves have done nothing noteworthy, while a good team in a mediocre conference will get shafted, ie FSU, Virginia, ND, etc.
The computers absolutely adore Auburn and Texas, for some unknown reason.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
the computers adore the Big 12 and SEC
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
It's not that surprising of a reason
Auburn lost to the #1, #2 and #6 teams in the country. The other two losses were to Clemson (which is a good team) and Georgia. The computers don’t care about MoV, so Auburn’s close win over utah State doesn’t matter. All of those losses to really good teams don’t hurt them too much on the grand scheme of things. Beating Florida and especially South Carolina helps too.
Basically the computers don’t punish you for losses too badly if the loss was to a very good opponent. Which realistically should be correct. It just so happens that Auburn’s losses to good opponents looked horrible and their wins against meh competition also looked bad.
The Pac lineup is horrible...
even UCLA has a tough one with Illinois. There is not one matchup that sticks out as major favorite.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I think that might be the saddest bowl game ever.
Two teams with no head coach, one who needed a waiver to even play while the other started offf 6-0 and lost 6 straight to end the season.
Can it get any more pathetic?
No...
illinois beat ASU. They could’ve gotten something easier like a mid-level ACC team.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Remember when ASU would have been our big-time quality win, if only they'd have beaten Illinois?
Bahahahaha whoops.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
That isn't the same Illinois team
They’ve been on a nose dive since mid season. They are a struggling team.
Prince: This bores me. Is anyone up for a game of basketball?
Do you see us being favored...
in any game outside of ours and maybe the Cal/Texas game?
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
Well either you or us would be in the top bowl after the Rose
But since we’re out everyone gets moved up one slot and plays a harder team.

"Ain't no tuition for having no ambition." -Brandon Carswell
O/T
Is there going to be an official AtQ bowl pick’em again this year? Will there be sponsors and prizes and cocaine-and-hooker parties and vagina jokes?
Now with mustache guarantee!
vagina jokes
We already have the trophy
Speed Endurance Talent is how Track Town USA plays football. Win The Day
by webfoot73 on Dec 4, 2011 7:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
sharp man, that...recd
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
the war is over
Boise State is off my hate list.
The Boise State hate thing was always about respect. That fanbase hadn’t paid their dues. They were met with instant success and talked like they were a perennial power.
Now, two years in a row they lose their big conference game in the most heartbreaking fashion possible, and are shipped off to Las Vegas as a consolation prize. This year, they got left out of the Sugar Bowl in favor of a team that got blown out by Clemson twice, and doesn’t have a win on the schedule that can come close to matching Boise’s win over Georgia.
You’ve paid your dues. I will now join my regularly schedule indifference, already in progress.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
Wow, Neuweasel AND BSU off your shit list in 1 week?
Dave’s really growing up right before our eyes :)
Also: What if they continue to be asshats?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I want to feel the same way.
But, I’l have to reserve my indiference until I can trust their fanbase. ProbablyMonty doesn’t count.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Are you kidding me? That dude is the worst BSU fan I’ve encountered. He embodies why I hate them.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
That dude is the worst BSU fan I’ve encountered.
Damn straight.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, this is totally awkward.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, I laughed when I read this.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Oh man, this is totally awkward.
Damn straight.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
George Strait.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Bering Strait?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
You are on a ship. You spot a ship seventeen miles directly east of you. There is another boat 15 miles away on a bearing of S21°E from the boat that is directly east of you. How far are you from this boat?
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
Maths!
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Law of Cosines, recognize.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Oh yeah, and the person that actually figures this out gets 1,000 ATQ bucks, redeemable at Takimoto’s house for a shoulder massage.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
wait, how many is that in beers?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Whatever Tako has in the fridge.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 4, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
Wait, so I'm giving all my beer in the fridge, and getting a shoulder massage?
WOOOO FREE MASSAGE!
Addicted to Quack, #1 Oregon blog among female Duck fans, including the ageless and ever-radiant daisyduck.
15 miles! 15 miles! What do I win? What do I win? Oh boy oh boy I can't wait...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Is that even right? I don’t think it is, but I am no mathmatizer.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
It's not math
There is another boat 15 miles away
How far are you from this boat?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
Oh, I was totally talking about the other other boat.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
This comment makes you sound oddly like my current math professor, lol.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
How do you know I’m not? I’d suggest you get to work.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
Your question should read
How far are the two boats away from each other?
"the putz from that UO blog, Matt Daddy" - Steve Tannen
The Daily Faberian
I’m full of chagrin.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
semantics, for the win (I treated it as a trick question)
“There is another boat 15 miles away”
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Ooh, thanks
That reminds me to go back over the finals I’m giving this week and make sure they’re resistant to that sort of shenanigans.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 7:50 PM PST up reply actions
I heartily recommend a perusal of Lynn Truss for this.
Of course, that statement is always true.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I'm sincerely thinking of taking ASD's math just for the hell of it next quarter
so I can respond to every question with ATQ memes and giant PELICAN signs.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I will laugh if they get an ASU team that plays to their potential.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I don't really hate Boise
But that’s because I know a BSU grad who is a nice guy.
by Jonathan Wright on Dec 4, 2011 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, but no
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQnQwAVzZcE&feature=player_embedded
Them getting jobbed from a bowl game they don’t contribute to and barely earn doesn’t hurt me in the slightest.
Axemen's Allegory: Why I didn't join you guys in the thread until just a few mins ago
You know what’s awesome? When someone tries to smoke in their bathroom, and winds up causing 3 rooms to go underwater, 150K in water damage, a malfunctioning fire system, and takes a building’s entire afternoon to scramble to save people’s stuff
AKA my afternoon.
the fire department just now got the fire alarm to shut up
we cleared one girl’s room in about 2 mins, and then we were bailing water out the windows that was knee high for about an hour while more streamed down from 208 (smoker’s room)
essentially, not only did this dumbass try to smoke in his bathroom, he also had at some point knocked his fire sprinkler loose, so when it tried to “sprinkle” the water pressure caused it to come out of the ceiling, so the water just high-pressure gushed down. Now 3 people are out a room until further notice, he’s been evicted and will probably face some hefty fines/penalties, our electrical is shot, and the kitchen is OOO. College is AWESOME.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Still better than Boise’s day.
Life is about growth. People are not perfect when they're 21 years old. - Bill Walton
by NEP on Dec 4, 2011 6:55 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
I don't understand what this is an allegory for.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, this could be fun. I think we should all submit suggestions as to what this allegory parallels.
My vote is Herman Cain’s week.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
What's an allegory, is that like Agate Alley?
I guess that would be agalley.
Euler's #1 fan
by Bill Musgrave on Dec 4, 2011 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
I think that's near Other Stuff.
"I don't do well with pain medicine."
by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Dec 4, 2011 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
The entire BCS I suppose
Fuck it.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
This isn't allegory. It's more like "Axemen23's horrible, no good, very bad day"
without the great illustrations.
The "Beano Cook" of ATQ
I have pictures of 6 figures of water damage if you desire...
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
This happened to the LLC the year it was built
I think it was some kids throwing a football around indoors that knocked the head off a sprinkler and caused about 100k in damages.
CRAIG JAMES SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I'm not quit sure what this means.
ESPNCFB: Les Miles on #OklahomaState “Its sad they dont have a championship game of the caliber we have to play in. But they’re very deserving”
Via twitter.
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
It means “We’re the SEC and you’re not. That’s what makes us better than you”
--Dominic, Addicted to Quack
Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.
I guess.
I’m just not sure why he would be saying that. Nobody is complaining about LSU being in the National Championship Game. i’m actually thinking it’s more of a dig to the Big-12. “Sorry Oklahoma but Texas fucked you once again”
"Last time I checked, there is no ‘Hall of Average.’ " Chip Kelly
Miles is kinda of an idiot savant...
trying to understand what he is saying will make your head explode.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
sarcastic dig at oklahoma and strength of Big-12 as compared to the almighty (barf) SEC
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
It's an allegory.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 7:17 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
My best guesses at results of the PAC-12 bowl games : 3 - 4 [Optimistic View]
Wisconsin vs Oregon (ROSE BOWL) = WIN
Oklahoma State vs Stanford (FIESTA BOWL) = WIN*
Baylor vs washington (ALAMO BOWL) = LOSS
Texas vs California (HOLIDAY BOWL) = WIN*
Boise State vs Arizona State (LAS VEGAS BOWL) = LOSS
Illinois vs UCLA (KRAFT HUNGER BOWL) = LOSS
Georgia Tech vs Utah (SUN BOWL) === LOSS
- == homerish hope that they’ll win, not all that confident.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
More readable view..gah
My best guesses at results of the PAC-12 bowl games : 3 – 4 [Optimistic View]
Oklahoma State vs Stanford (FIESTA BOWL) = WIN*
Baylor vs washington (ALAMO BOWL) = LOSS
Texas vs California (HOLIDAY BOWL) = WIN*
Boise State vs Arizona State (LAS VEGAS BOWL) = LOSS
Illinois vs UCLA (KRAFT HUNGER BOWL) = LOSS
Georgia Tech vs Utah (SUN BOWL) === LOSS
* == homerish hope that they’ll win, not all that confident.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Utah has the rush defense...
to stay in the Georgia Tech game. They have a long time for prep as well. Depth may not be an issue as the game is shorted by the triple option offense.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
If we're going to be extremely homerish...
Washington pounds the rock with Polk, ASU wakes up and plays inspired and to their capabilities (noodle arm Moore gets decapitated by Burfict for a 15 yard penalty), UCLA throws the kitchen sink at sinking Illinois, and we go 7-0.
Then I woke up.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
They're also horrible
But other than that, they’ll probably win.
Seriously, this is a team that lost to Colorado – you know, a team that can basically only run the ball competently – and barely beat Washington State. Why would they be able to go up against a team that beat Clemson and played Georgia competitively?
UCLA should beat Illinois
Otherwise, agree.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
but which UCLA shows up? the one that played against us? or the one that played against USC?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
You know what would make that bowl really fun?
UCLA should hire Ron Zook, and Illinois should hire Rick Neuheisel.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
You have a devious devious mind, PM
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I'mma try to quantify these somewhat.
Here’s my feeling of the certainty of a PAC-12 win, from 1 to 10 (where a 1 represents a near-certain loss and a 10 represents a near-certain win).
Wisconsin vs. Oregon: 5? I don’t know. I don’t think I can honestly evaluate our chances in this one, at least not yet. Vegas seems to think it’s maybe around a 6.
Oklahoma State vs. Stanford: I’ll go with a 4 here. I’m a ’Pokes lean because they remind me a lot of the one team that blitzed Stanford, but better in several aspects. That said, Stanford is still quite good.
Baylor vs. washington: 2, and I’m being generous.
Texas vs. California: 7. I think I like Cal’s chances here. Texas has absolutely no offense at all, and Cal should be able to keep them well under 20 points (while scoring 20 of their own).
Boise State vs. Arizona State: 3. I know that Vontaze could make things hard for Kellan, but they’ve just been so sloppy this year that it’s real hard to pick a headless ASU team over the Broncos.
GaTech vs. Utah: Uh, 5? This game’s a total enigma to me.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
by ProbablyMonty on Dec 4, 2011 8:11 PM PST up reply actions
It'll be interesting
how Okie. St plays in the Fiesta bowl. Will they be inspired to win because they got left out? Or will they roll over and die because they don’t care – they got robbed of their chance?
by INducktrination on Dec 5, 2011 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
I'll say
Ore vs. Wis = Win
Ok St vs Stanford = Win
Baylor vs Wash = Loss
Cal vs Tex = Win
BSU vs ASU = Loss
UCLA vs Ill = Win
Utah vs G Tech = Win
I see losses on everything but us
OKST is a rematch of us vs. Stanford; good luck with that
Baylor/WA – HAHAHAHHAHHA sorry
Cal/Texas – Cal is not great especially away from home.
BSU/ASU – big loss
UCLA/Illinois – I can see this as a win, but I feel like its existence makes us all losers
Utah/GTech – loss
Rebuttal
OK St is a lot different than we are and a lot more susceptible to being run on all day. They have a bad run D. I see Stanford as being able to smash it down their throats all game and stop them just enough on D to win. Stanford will also be a lot healthier than when they played us.
Texas is not a particularly good team this year. Cal should be able to shut them down on D and score just enough. I also see Cal as being a lot more motivated to win this game than Texas.
GTech relies on their run game and Utah has one of the best run D’s in the nation. With the extra time for a bowl game I see Utah as being able to get used to the Tech offense and shut it down. Can Utah score some points (or Cal for that matter)? I’m thinking they’ll find a way.
My thoughts on the bowls
Burifct is going to try and eat Kellen Moore, it will amuse you.
The only problem I have with Baylor vs. UW is the chance UW wakes up after the game and fires Nick Holt.
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Rose will ofc be the most interesting, will Chip finally get his first Bowl Victory?
Frankly if we don’t fumble the ball to Wisconsin 2-3times or play like last week it should be in the bag. The Defense Wisconsin showed against MSU was..a nice to watch :P
Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma State vs. Stanford | I will enjoy seeing Luck get sacked :)
Sugar Bowl: Michigan vs. Virginia Tech | Haven’t watched a single Michigan game this season but it will be fun watching underdog VT kick some blue ass :)
I'm really intrigued by the BSU v ASU game
Moore has never really thrived under pressure and you know that with a couple of extra weeks to get healthy, ASU can bring pressure. I don’t trust ASU to pull a victory out no matter what’s at stake, but I’m interested in seeing how Moore handles a semi-competent defense.
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He handled Georgia ok.
And they were pretty darn competent for a half against LSU.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Dec 4, 2011 7:45 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
They were also much worse in the early season.
It took them a while to really get going this year.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
by omb on Dec 4, 2011 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
As an above comment got at,
I bet that with no head coach, Vontze Burfict will finally be back to his old self. You know, the player who incurs 15 yard penalties on back to back plays pretty regularly. If this is the case, Kellen Moore wont finish the game in one piece.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
OT Jason Hanson has made 49 FGs 50 yards or over in his NFL career. Man, that's quite a stat.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
After the Rose Bowl
My favorite is going to be the Alamo and watching RGIII trying deperately to get past the formidible Washington Husky defense. That is going to be AWESOME.
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by skywaker9 on Dec 4, 2011 8:00 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This off-season is going to be hard to get through, given how promising 2012 is looking. Sigh.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
But a Rose Bowl win
Will make it so much better.
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So very true, so very true
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Seriously the offseason afer the 2002 Fiesta win
Was so fun even though I knew it was post-Joey so now way we’d get close to that level anytime soon.
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I think I replayed that game close to 40 times, no kidding
I had every line and play memorized for several years…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Let's not talk about the off season
I hate Oregon off seasons
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Seriously.
If the past is any indication of the future, I think we all know that there will be plenty to talk about this offseason. Sigh.
Winners of the Platypus trophy!
Oh god, I hope not. I truly, truly hope not. Just once, let's hope it's uneventful...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Question via Moseley
WITHOUT LOOKING DAMMIT (other wise you don’t get to give me flack for getting it wrong twice): Which four ducks will (presumably) have started 3 straight BCS bowl games after this season?
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I know you're on twitter right now. You ruiner of fun, you.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
No I actually just guessed this in another thread on another site.
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Hmph. I was wondering how many people would make the obvious mistake, but you...

"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'm sorry
What’s the obvious mistake?
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It's on the offensive line.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
Carson York?
Cause I thought he started.
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 4, 2011 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah
that’s the mistake I (and a lot of other people, from the looks of twitter) made.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
But he started that whole season didn't he?
Why didn’t he start in the RB?
"It's not about style. It's about winning the game. That's it." - Chip Kelly
by Duckfanatic10 on Dec 4, 2011 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
Hello from a Badger fan
Been to Eugene twice, went to a game at autzen in 04, love the town and your fans, had a great time. Can’t wait for the rose bowl.
Also, how awesome is this shirt?
http://www.uwbookstore.com/MerchDetail.aspx?MerchID=644843&num=2&start=11&end=20&type=1&CategoryName=2012%20Rose%20Bowl%20Items&CatID=8290&Name=2012%20Rose%20Bowl%20Items
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by SouthpawsLaundry on Dec 4, 2011 8:55 PM PST reply actions
Was that game Indiana? If so, you aren't allowed within 50 yards of the stadium.
jest aside, welcome!
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
haha thanks
It wasn’t indiana, but just as hillbilly (Idaho)
UW Alumni 09
by SouthpawsLaundry on Dec 4, 2011 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
Your sig makes me really want to hate you
Then I realize it’s the good UW, not the terrible Uw.
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I've already had a word with Moseley about capitalizing UW for the next month, and how it's going to lead to many people throwing things at their CPU screen.
"Forget it. If 21 gets behind you, you can play the fight song." --Scott Van Pelt
I'll..
Add, the real UW alumni 09
UW Alumni 09
by SouthpawsLaundry on Dec 4, 2011 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
No worries, it's part of my built in defense mechanisms
Welcome to the blog, looking forward to learning more about the U of W in the coming weeks
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I prefer
Big UW, not Little uW. I use the same nomenclature with USC and OSU.
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Best Case for Pac 12
Oregon and Stanford win. UCLA too?
UW, ASU, Cal seem hopeless. Utah- depends on which team shows up.
End of the day “total” record won’t mean a whole lot if Oregon and Stanford both win and 3 of the top 5 teams in the final poll are from the Pac 12.
I think Cal...
played very well towards the end of the year. It’s bowl season but, yeah, I am not feeling good about our win – loss records.
"I love Oregon's obsolete recruiting report on an unhealthy level. Just more proof how balla Chip Kelly really is." Dr. Saturday
I definitely wouldn't call Cal hopeless.
Seems like they have a great shot, particularly if their defense comes to play.
Somewhere, somehow, a Duck is watching you.
UDUB question for the educated duck fans...
I see alot of you on here and other sites saying UW has no chance against Baylor. Do you alot of you not realize that there is actually a worse D-coordinator out there other than Holt? Believe me, I was shocked to learn this as well. Baylor’s defense is ranked 114th overall and it took overtime for them to beat Kansas by a whopping ONE point. Now, with this new found information, do you still have the same thoughts? I am asking for real sports talk too, nothing bias just because I’m a Husky, as I can actually do the same towards the ducks team. For example, I think you guys will run Wisconsin out of the stadium. My reason, your defense has really stepped it up and the offense seems to be clicking and we all know when the ducks offense clicks, the scoreboard ticks.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Dec 5, 2011 3:15 AM PST reply actions
Even if neither team plays defense, I'm not sure huskies can keep up with Baylor offense
Will be interesting to see, of course…
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Yeah, that's my real worry
It’s not the defense one way or another, or that Baylor will score points. it’s that I’m not sure I have faith that the Huskies can consistently score points on a team. I’m not sure that Price et al can do that compared to Baylor. And I think that Sark has a habit of getting a bit cute instead of going for the throat, especially early.
Ya I can
agree with that. I know alot of Dawg fans drool over Sark (Maybe even literally) but if there’s one problem I have with him, he can get too conservative. The thing I enjoy most about Chip Kelly is even when the odds are against him, that motherfucker will go for it. 4th and 8? Ahhh fuck it lets go for it anyways. Okay maybe not every coach should do that all the time, but that it was makes me nervous for this bowl game. Will Sark be able to maintain a lead…or even get one for that matter? His plays can be vanilla right from the gate, see: vs OSU.
There will never be a Husky free Northwest...never.
by ALLpurpleEVERYTHING on Dec 5, 2011 11:37 AM PST up reply actions
Vote for the BCS game you most want to watch over on Dan Patrick this morning
here. I voted for Oregon/Wisconsin.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!

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